Sean Snow
06-25-2001, 04:33 PM
"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Episode Three
"The Van Peters"
Scene- Van Peter Classroom
Mrs. Van Peters: Okay, then you put the yoke....
The bell rings, students get up
Mrs. Van Peters: Remember to read "The Art of Cooking"!
People start leaving and chating
Mrs. Van Peters: Chrissy, Janet, can I please talk to you?
Janet: Yes, Mrs. Van Peters?
Mrs. Van Peters: Janet, close the door. And call me Inga.
Janet closes door
Janet: Now what do you want?
Inga starts crying
Chrissy: Janet, how insenseitive are you?
Janet: What did I say?
Chrissy: You know what you said, I know what you said, and Inga knows what you said. <Nodding Head>
Janet: <Nodding Head>
The keep nodding heads. Janet screams
Inga: It's not Janet's fault. My husband is leaving me!
Janet: But why?
Inga: I can't cook!
Janet: What? The proof is right there!
Chrissy takes the food and eats some. She then spits it out.
Chrissy: He's right, too!
Inga starts crying. Janet glares at Chrissy
Janet: I have an idea <Starts whispering>
Scene- Apartment
Janet, Jack, Chrissy, Inga, and Lana stand while they wait
Doorbell rings
Inga: That's Heinrich!
Chrissy goes to door and opens it.
Henirich: Inga! You are so young! Give a kiss for Heiniepoo!
Inga: Heinrich, Ich right here!
Heinrich: Oh! Well okay!
Jack: We have prepared some Hungarian goulash and German strudel for dessert!
Heinrich: Wunderbar!
Scene- Table
Heinrich is stuffing his face
Inga: Must you stuff your face!?
Heinrich: Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Perfect.
Inga: Hmmmm! I'm not talking to that creature ever again.
Chrissy: Oh noooo!
Later.....
Jack: Okay, let's dance. I'll pair up..... Janet and Chrissy, and then Heinrich and Inga
Inga: But!
Jack: No buts!
Inga and Heinrich reluctently start dancing
Jack: Come on, everyone dance! This is the dance of romance! Grab your partner by the arm, and do the dance like on a farm.
Later......
Inga: Oh tank you kids! Me and Heinrich are back together!
Heinrich: Come on , Inga!
Inga and Heinrich leave
Jack: I feel good that I helped a couple. Now let's help our selves!
Jack chases after the girls while the screen fades.
THE END
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!
Episode Three
"The Van Peters"
Scene- Van Peter Classroom
Mrs. Van Peters: Okay, then you put the yoke....
The bell rings, students get up
Mrs. Van Peters: Remember to read "The Art of Cooking"!
People start leaving and chating
Mrs. Van Peters: Chrissy, Janet, can I please talk to you?
Janet: Yes, Mrs. Van Peters?
Mrs. Van Peters: Janet, close the door. And call me Inga.
Janet closes door
Janet: Now what do you want?
Inga starts crying
Chrissy: Janet, how insenseitive are you?
Janet: What did I say?
Chrissy: You know what you said, I know what you said, and Inga knows what you said. <Nodding Head>
Janet: <Nodding Head>
The keep nodding heads. Janet screams
Inga: It's not Janet's fault. My husband is leaving me!
Janet: But why?
Inga: I can't cook!
Janet: What? The proof is right there!
Chrissy takes the food and eats some. She then spits it out.
Chrissy: He's right, too!
Inga starts crying. Janet glares at Chrissy
Janet: I have an idea <Starts whispering>
Scene- Apartment
Janet, Jack, Chrissy, Inga, and Lana stand while they wait
Doorbell rings
Inga: That's Heinrich!
Chrissy goes to door and opens it.
Henirich: Inga! You are so young! Give a kiss for Heiniepoo!
Inga: Heinrich, Ich right here!
Heinrich: Oh! Well okay!
Jack: We have prepared some Hungarian goulash and German strudel for dessert!
Heinrich: Wunderbar!
Scene- Table
Heinrich is stuffing his face
Inga: Must you stuff your face!?
Heinrich: Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Perfect.
Inga: Hmmmm! I'm not talking to that creature ever again.
Chrissy: Oh noooo!
Later.....
Jack: Okay, let's dance. I'll pair up..... Janet and Chrissy, and then Heinrich and Inga
Inga: But!
Jack: No buts!
Inga and Heinrich reluctently start dancing
Jack: Come on, everyone dance! This is the dance of romance! Grab your partner by the arm, and do the dance like on a farm.
Later......
Inga: Oh tank you kids! Me and Heinrich are back together!
Heinrich: Come on , Inga!
Inga and Heinrich leave
Jack: I feel good that I helped a couple. Now let's help our selves!
Jack chases after the girls while the screen fades.
THE END
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
************
Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!