Krisalicious
06-24-2001, 05:00 PM
#16-Our Dear Beagle
Jack: [angry]Janet!!! Larry!! Terri!! Chrissy!!! You won't believe what just happened!
Janet: Whats wrong?
Jack: We are gonna lose the Beagle!!!
Chrissy: Hey we have a dog? I never noticed! Did you guys buy one behind my back?
Terri: Nooooooooo!!!
Larry: Chrissy i think Jack is talking about the REGAL Beagle.
Chrissy: Oh. Go on then.
Jack: Anyway, i went down there to get a drink when Mike told me the awful news. They are gonna tear it down and put in a new parking lot!
Terri: That's awful!!!
Larry: We can't let them do that!
Janet: Yeah we love the Regal Beagle!! Lets protest!
Chrissy: All in favor, say I!
All: I!!!!!
Jack: Lets go down and tell Mike now!
Scene 2-Regal Beagle
Larry: Hey Mike whats new?
Mike: [depressed]As if you don't know.
Chrissy: Oh don't worry Mike we're gonna save the Regal Beagle!
Janet: This has been like my second home all these years!
Terri: There is no way they can tear it down!
Jack: And that's why we're gonna save our dear Beagle!!!
Mike: Oh thanks guys I really appreciate it! Except...
Jack: Except what?
Mike: They are tearing it down tomorrow!!!
All: WHAT?!?!?!?
Larry: Well that still doesn't stop us!
Jack: All for one and one for all!!!
Scene-Apartment
[Jack, Janet, Terri, Larry, and Richie are making "Save the Beagle" signs]
Terri: How does mine sound, "You take the Beagle, you take us too!"
Jack: Thats good thats good! How about mine,"Where it goes, we go!"
Larry: Yeah yeah I like it!
Chrissy: How do you like mine, "Save the Regal Beagle." [audience laughs]
Janet: Very....original Chrissy.
Chrissy: Hey Richie, what kind of sign are you making?
Richie: My sign has balloons!!!
Janet: Not to be mean or anything hun, but WHY?
Richie: Because I like balloons i like balloons!
Janet: Oh. Thats nice. How do you like mine, "The BEAGLE is very important to us. Like a puppy, we love and care about it."
Jack: I like it! We'll knock em dead tomorrow!
Scene-The next day at the Regal Beagle
Crowd: No Beagle no peace no beagle no peace!!!
Jack: You are NOT tearing this building down!
Construction Worker: Oh yeah and WHO is gonna stop me?
Jack, Janet, Chrissy, Terri, Larry: We are!!!
Richie: And me too!
Construction Worker: Oh yeah! Well WHY shouldn't i tear it down?
Chrissy: Listen here mister! This is important to us!
Terri: Its where we go to have fun!
Larry: Relax!
Construction Worker: Move out of the way! This buildings gonna be gone really soon!
Janet: Waaiiiiiittttttt!
Construction Worker: WHAT NOW???!?!?!?
Janet: This building has a very sentimental value to me. One of the happiest things in my life happened here.
Construction Worker: And what would that be lady?
Janet: This is where...wanna tell him Jack?
Jack: This building is where i proposed to her. And we have lots of memories here. We would often come here to talk and just relax. But most of all, I proposed to Janet, the love of my life, right in this building.
Richie: Hey mister. Don't break the building pleeeeaassseeee. My mommy, daddy, Uncle Jack, Auntie Janet, and Chrissy really want to keep it.
Construction Worker: Alright whatever! I won't tear it down. But one of these days, you'll realize that a parking lot would be a lot better then this dumb old pub!
Larry: Umm let me think.....NO!
Construction Worker: Huh?
Larry: You heard me! The Regal Beagle is 1000 times better then a parking lot any day!
Construction Worker: Whatever. I really don't care. See you in the funny papers folks!
Chrissy: No we won't be on the funny papers! We'll be on the front cover!
Terri: You tell him Chrissy!
Construction Worker: I'm leaving!!!
Jack: Y'all come back now ya hear! [all laugh]
Larry: We did it!!!
Terri: This just shows what TEAM WORK can accomplish!
Janet: Group hug!!!!!! [they all hug]
THE END
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Jack: [angry]Janet!!! Larry!! Terri!! Chrissy!!! You won't believe what just happened!
Janet: Whats wrong?
Jack: We are gonna lose the Beagle!!!
Chrissy: Hey we have a dog? I never noticed! Did you guys buy one behind my back?
Terri: Nooooooooo!!!
Larry: Chrissy i think Jack is talking about the REGAL Beagle.
Chrissy: Oh. Go on then.
Jack: Anyway, i went down there to get a drink when Mike told me the awful news. They are gonna tear it down and put in a new parking lot!
Terri: That's awful!!!
Larry: We can't let them do that!
Janet: Yeah we love the Regal Beagle!! Lets protest!
Chrissy: All in favor, say I!
All: I!!!!!
Jack: Lets go down and tell Mike now!
Scene 2-Regal Beagle
Larry: Hey Mike whats new?
Mike: [depressed]As if you don't know.
Chrissy: Oh don't worry Mike we're gonna save the Regal Beagle!
Janet: This has been like my second home all these years!
Terri: There is no way they can tear it down!
Jack: And that's why we're gonna save our dear Beagle!!!
Mike: Oh thanks guys I really appreciate it! Except...
Jack: Except what?
Mike: They are tearing it down tomorrow!!!
All: WHAT?!?!?!?
Larry: Well that still doesn't stop us!
Jack: All for one and one for all!!!
Scene-Apartment
[Jack, Janet, Terri, Larry, and Richie are making "Save the Beagle" signs]
Terri: How does mine sound, "You take the Beagle, you take us too!"
Jack: Thats good thats good! How about mine,"Where it goes, we go!"
Larry: Yeah yeah I like it!
Chrissy: How do you like mine, "Save the Regal Beagle." [audience laughs]
Janet: Very....original Chrissy.
Chrissy: Hey Richie, what kind of sign are you making?
Richie: My sign has balloons!!!
Janet: Not to be mean or anything hun, but WHY?
Richie: Because I like balloons i like balloons!
Janet: Oh. Thats nice. How do you like mine, "The BEAGLE is very important to us. Like a puppy, we love and care about it."
Jack: I like it! We'll knock em dead tomorrow!
Scene-The next day at the Regal Beagle
Crowd: No Beagle no peace no beagle no peace!!!
Jack: You are NOT tearing this building down!
Construction Worker: Oh yeah and WHO is gonna stop me?
Jack, Janet, Chrissy, Terri, Larry: We are!!!
Richie: And me too!
Construction Worker: Oh yeah! Well WHY shouldn't i tear it down?
Chrissy: Listen here mister! This is important to us!
Terri: Its where we go to have fun!
Larry: Relax!
Construction Worker: Move out of the way! This buildings gonna be gone really soon!
Janet: Waaiiiiiittttttt!
Construction Worker: WHAT NOW???!?!?!?
Janet: This building has a very sentimental value to me. One of the happiest things in my life happened here.
Construction Worker: And what would that be lady?
Janet: This is where...wanna tell him Jack?
Jack: This building is where i proposed to her. And we have lots of memories here. We would often come here to talk and just relax. But most of all, I proposed to Janet, the love of my life, right in this building.
Richie: Hey mister. Don't break the building pleeeeaassseeee. My mommy, daddy, Uncle Jack, Auntie Janet, and Chrissy really want to keep it.
Construction Worker: Alright whatever! I won't tear it down. But one of these days, you'll realize that a parking lot would be a lot better then this dumb old pub!
Larry: Umm let me think.....NO!
Construction Worker: Huh?
Larry: You heard me! The Regal Beagle is 1000 times better then a parking lot any day!
Construction Worker: Whatever. I really don't care. See you in the funny papers folks!
Chrissy: No we won't be on the funny papers! We'll be on the front cover!
Terri: You tell him Chrissy!
Construction Worker: I'm leaving!!!
Jack: Y'all come back now ya hear! [all laugh]
Larry: We did it!!!
Terri: This just shows what TEAM WORK can accomplish!
Janet: Group hug!!!!!! [they all hug]
THE END
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