Krisalicious
06-20-2001, 12:47 PM
#8: Baby Planning
Jack: Oh wow Janet! A baby! I'm so excited!!
Janet: Me too!!!
Larry: Lets go celebrate at the Regal Beagle!
Terri: Good idea!!!
Scene- Regal Beagle
Jack: What do u guys wanna drink?
Larry: I'll have a white wine.
Terri: I'll have the same.
Jack: Janet???
Janet: I'll have none.
Jack: WHAT??!!?!?
Terri: It's true Jack. Having liquor when you're pregnant is very unhealthy.
Jack: Grrrrr...oh alright i understand. What do u want then Janet?
Janet: I'll have a hamburger and a large order of fries.
Larry: See see!! Her CRAVINGS are starting!
Jack: Waitress!! Can u please get a hamburger and an order of fries for my wife?
Janet: Thats a LARGE order.
Waitress: OK. Coming right up.
Terri: So, have you thought of what you will name the baby?
Janet: Well Jack and I had a deal. If it was a girl, I would pick the first name and Jack would pick the middle name.
Jack: And if it was a boy, I would pick the first name and Janet would pick the middle name.
Waitress: Here's your order.
Janet: Oooooo thanks I'm starving!! [eats ferociously]
Jack: Janet calm down! Slow down!
Janet: I can't!!! I'm sooooo hungry!
2 hours later.....
Larry: Will you stop eating already Janet??
Terri: This is your third plate!! Aren't you full?
Jack: Yeah Janet! We need to get going!
Janet: OK OK. Just let me finish this last plate.
Larry: Say I have an idea!! Theres a carnival in town!!
Jack: Hey yeah lets all go!!
Terri: Come on Janet! It'll be fun!
Janet: Oh....alright.
Jack: Great great. [kisses Janet]
Scene- Carnival
Janet: Hey Jack! Can we get some ice cream?
Jack: I thought u said you would stop eating!!!
Larry: Jack! Remember...
Terri: Her cravings.......
Jack: Not now! Later i promise. Hey look at that roller coaster!!
Terri: Looks fun!!
Larry: Let's go on it!
Janet: I can't.
Jack, Terri, Larry: WHAT?!?!!?
Janet: Well read the sign! It says this ride is not good for pregnant women!
Jack: Grrrrrr!!!
Terri: Thats also true Jack. Pregnant women shouldn't go on rides. When I was pregnant with Richie, I couldn't go on any rides.
Jack: Thats it we're going home!!
Janet: Why Jack??? [they exit the carnival]
Scene- Apartment
Jack: Terri! Larry! I want to talk to Janet alone.
Terri: OK Jack whatever you say.
Larry: We'll leave now. [Larry and Terri go into their bedroom]
Janet: What's bothering you honey???
Jack: YOU!! THATS whats bothering me!
Janet: What do you mean?
Jack: OK well i'll explain everything. You can't drink, you eat tons of food that I have to pay for, you can't ride rides at the carnival and I bet theres more to come! I don't even WANT a baby anymore!
Janet: [cries] Jack! [runs into bedroom crying]
Jack: Wait Janet i didn't mean it like that!
Larry: Hey buddy what happened?
Jack: I told Janet i didn't want a baby anymore. i can't stand that she can't do anything now.
Larry: Well Jack what do you expect? When Terri was pregnant with Richie, she had to get a lot of rest and she went through everything that Janet is going through.
Jack: Yeah i know its natural. But i don't know why I'm acting like this!
Larry: I do. You are just nervous about becoming a father.
Jack: Well....
Larry: Come on Jack. I felt the same exact way.
Jack: Oh my god its true! I am nervous!
Larry: Go tell that to Janet.
Jack: OK i will.
Larry: Good.
Scene- Jack and Janet's bedroom
Jack: Janet, I'm really sorry.
Janet: Me too Jack. I'm sorry about all my cravings and what i can and can't do.
Jack: No don't be sorry. That's natural. But i had to get all mad at you for it. I'm sorry Janet.
Janet: Its alright honey.
Jack: I only got mad at you because I was nervous about becoming a father.
Janet: Awww Jack don't worry! I'm nervous too.
Jack: But even though we're both nervous, I'm with you every step of the way.
Janet: Oh Jack!!
Jack: I love you Janet.
Janet: Me too Jack me too! [Jack kisses Janet as screen fades]
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Jack: Oh wow Janet! A baby! I'm so excited!!
Janet: Me too!!!
Larry: Lets go celebrate at the Regal Beagle!
Terri: Good idea!!!
Scene- Regal Beagle
Jack: What do u guys wanna drink?
Larry: I'll have a white wine.
Terri: I'll have the same.
Jack: Janet???
Janet: I'll have none.
Jack: WHAT??!!?!?
Terri: It's true Jack. Having liquor when you're pregnant is very unhealthy.
Jack: Grrrrr...oh alright i understand. What do u want then Janet?
Janet: I'll have a hamburger and a large order of fries.
Larry: See see!! Her CRAVINGS are starting!
Jack: Waitress!! Can u please get a hamburger and an order of fries for my wife?
Janet: Thats a LARGE order.
Waitress: OK. Coming right up.
Terri: So, have you thought of what you will name the baby?
Janet: Well Jack and I had a deal. If it was a girl, I would pick the first name and Jack would pick the middle name.
Jack: And if it was a boy, I would pick the first name and Janet would pick the middle name.
Waitress: Here's your order.
Janet: Oooooo thanks I'm starving!! [eats ferociously]
Jack: Janet calm down! Slow down!
Janet: I can't!!! I'm sooooo hungry!
2 hours later.....
Larry: Will you stop eating already Janet??
Terri: This is your third plate!! Aren't you full?
Jack: Yeah Janet! We need to get going!
Janet: OK OK. Just let me finish this last plate.
Larry: Say I have an idea!! Theres a carnival in town!!
Jack: Hey yeah lets all go!!
Terri: Come on Janet! It'll be fun!
Janet: Oh....alright.
Jack: Great great. [kisses Janet]
Scene- Carnival
Janet: Hey Jack! Can we get some ice cream?
Jack: I thought u said you would stop eating!!!
Larry: Jack! Remember...
Terri: Her cravings.......
Jack: Not now! Later i promise. Hey look at that roller coaster!!
Terri: Looks fun!!
Larry: Let's go on it!
Janet: I can't.
Jack, Terri, Larry: WHAT?!?!!?
Janet: Well read the sign! It says this ride is not good for pregnant women!
Jack: Grrrrrr!!!
Terri: Thats also true Jack. Pregnant women shouldn't go on rides. When I was pregnant with Richie, I couldn't go on any rides.
Jack: Thats it we're going home!!
Janet: Why Jack??? [they exit the carnival]
Scene- Apartment
Jack: Terri! Larry! I want to talk to Janet alone.
Terri: OK Jack whatever you say.
Larry: We'll leave now. [Larry and Terri go into their bedroom]
Janet: What's bothering you honey???
Jack: YOU!! THATS whats bothering me!
Janet: What do you mean?
Jack: OK well i'll explain everything. You can't drink, you eat tons of food that I have to pay for, you can't ride rides at the carnival and I bet theres more to come! I don't even WANT a baby anymore!
Janet: [cries] Jack! [runs into bedroom crying]
Jack: Wait Janet i didn't mean it like that!
Larry: Hey buddy what happened?
Jack: I told Janet i didn't want a baby anymore. i can't stand that she can't do anything now.
Larry: Well Jack what do you expect? When Terri was pregnant with Richie, she had to get a lot of rest and she went through everything that Janet is going through.
Jack: Yeah i know its natural. But i don't know why I'm acting like this!
Larry: I do. You are just nervous about becoming a father.
Jack: Well....
Larry: Come on Jack. I felt the same exact way.
Jack: Oh my god its true! I am nervous!
Larry: Go tell that to Janet.
Jack: OK i will.
Larry: Good.
Scene- Jack and Janet's bedroom
Jack: Janet, I'm really sorry.
Janet: Me too Jack. I'm sorry about all my cravings and what i can and can't do.
Jack: No don't be sorry. That's natural. But i had to get all mad at you for it. I'm sorry Janet.
Janet: Its alright honey.
Jack: I only got mad at you because I was nervous about becoming a father.
Janet: Awww Jack don't worry! I'm nervous too.
Jack: But even though we're both nervous, I'm with you every step of the way.
Janet: Oh Jack!!
Jack: I love you Janet.
Janet: Me too Jack me too! [Jack kisses Janet as screen fades]
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