Sean Snow
06-18-2001, 12:20 PM
Note: This is what I think should have happened. This replaces "The Heiress" in my book.
"A Strange Thing Happened on the Way to the Supermarket This Morning"
Scene- Outside of a Supermarket
Jack's face is hiding behind a box when he collides with a blonde.
Blonde: Hey! Watch were you're going!
Jack: Why don't you! <looks over box> You look familiar. Move your hair out of your face.
Blonde: Okay. <while brushing away hair> What's your name?
Jack: Chrissy!!
Chrissy: Hey, we have the same name. Wait a minuet! You're Jack Tripper! Oh, Jack!! <She hugs Jack>
Jack: Chrissy, where have you been?
Chrissy: Well, mother got real sick!
Jack: For four years? What did she have, the 35, 040 hour flu?
Chrissy: No!! She had cancer. But now I'm back. Oh, can I stay at the apartment?
Jack: Sure! But you'll have to sleep in my room.
Chrissy: Jack!!!! Why can't Cindy sleep in your room and I'll be in my old room.
Jack: I don't know.....
Chrissy: Cindy will let me!
Jack: Didn't she tell you? She's at UCLA now, and Terri Alden is our roomate.
Chrissy: So you got rid of me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
Jack: Well, not really. After all, you haven't called in three years.
Chrissy: I tried too, and tried, but it said <goes very deep in her voice> This number does not exist.
Jack: Oh, yeah! We changed the phone line.
Chrissy: See, it was your fault! I thought I wasn't wanted anymore. Can we go to the apartment now?
Jack: Sure!
Scene-Apartment
Janet: Terri, isn't this picture fit perfectly with the other decorations?
Terri: It sure does!
Door is opened, and Terri is hit.
Janet: Jack! Look what happened to Terri. <then sees Chrissy> Chrissy!
Janet runs to Chrissy, stepping on Terri.
Janet: Oh, Chrissy how are you?
Terri: <mumbles on floor>Oh, I hope shes not fine.
Chrissy: I didn't tell Jack, but.....mother died! <she starts sobbing> And father is.... now an....... alcoholic! <Sobs>
Terri gets up
Terri <mumbles>: Ha, ha, dumbell.
What will happen next? Only fate knows. Join us next time on the soap opera called "Chrissy Loves Jack.
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
"A Strange Thing Happened on the Way to the Supermarket This Morning"
Scene- Outside of a Supermarket
Jack's face is hiding behind a box when he collides with a blonde.
Blonde: Hey! Watch were you're going!
Jack: Why don't you! <looks over box> You look familiar. Move your hair out of your face.
Blonde: Okay. <while brushing away hair> What's your name?
Jack: Chrissy!!
Chrissy: Hey, we have the same name. Wait a minuet! You're Jack Tripper! Oh, Jack!! <She hugs Jack>
Jack: Chrissy, where have you been?
Chrissy: Well, mother got real sick!
Jack: For four years? What did she have, the 35, 040 hour flu?
Chrissy: No!! She had cancer. But now I'm back. Oh, can I stay at the apartment?
Jack: Sure! But you'll have to sleep in my room.
Chrissy: Jack!!!! Why can't Cindy sleep in your room and I'll be in my old room.
Jack: I don't know.....
Chrissy: Cindy will let me!
Jack: Didn't she tell you? She's at UCLA now, and Terri Alden is our roomate.
Chrissy: So you got rid of me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
Jack: Well, not really. After all, you haven't called in three years.
Chrissy: I tried too, and tried, but it said <goes very deep in her voice> This number does not exist.
Jack: Oh, yeah! We changed the phone line.
Chrissy: See, it was your fault! I thought I wasn't wanted anymore. Can we go to the apartment now?
Jack: Sure!
Scene-Apartment
Janet: Terri, isn't this picture fit perfectly with the other decorations?
Terri: It sure does!
Door is opened, and Terri is hit.
Janet: Jack! Look what happened to Terri. <then sees Chrissy> Chrissy!
Janet runs to Chrissy, stepping on Terri.
Janet: Oh, Chrissy how are you?
Terri: <mumbles on floor>Oh, I hope shes not fine.
Chrissy: I didn't tell Jack, but.....mother died! <she starts sobbing> And father is.... now an....... alcoholic! <Sobs>
Terri gets up
Terri <mumbles>: Ha, ha, dumbell.
What will happen next? Only fate knows. Join us next time on the soap opera called "Chrissy Loves Jack.
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.