Krisalicious
06-18-2001, 04:39 PM
#4- Where's My Husband
Terri: [crying] Oh Larry honey, what if we never find.....Ri..Rich..Ri
Jack: RICHIE [Terri begins to cry more]
Janet: Jack!!! Anyone could have figured out that Terri would be sad if she heard the name Richie! [Terri cries a lot more]
Jack: Good one Janet!!!
Larry: OMG its all my fault! I should have never took my eyes off him! Who really cares about that Sue Ann chick or whatever her name is! My SON is more important! [Larry begins to cry]
Jack: Hey...Larry....how about u and me go down to the Regal Beagle, to calm you down.
Larry: Alright. Bye Terri. Bye Janet.
Terri: Bye honey.
Janet: Bye Larry.
Scene 2- Regal Beagle
Jack: [to bartender] Two beers for me and my friend here. Don't worry buddy. After a nice drink, you'll feel better.
Larry: I hope so. [a robber walks into the Regal Beagle]
Robber: This is a robbery! All put your hands up and give me your personal belongings!
Jack and Larry: Oh my god!
Robber: Quiet you two! Now give me your stuff and no one gets hurt! [Jack and Larry give the robber all their money in their wallet, which is not a lot]
Robber: Now as for you bartender, give me a beer and all the money in the store.
Mike the bartender: Yee...yeee....yesss sir
Robber: Don't stutter! And don't you even THINK about callin the cops! I have a gun!
Jack: Lordy lordy lordy lordy[robber points gun at Jack] Oh sorry!
Robber: Now as for you bartender, I want a white wine.
Mike the Bartender: All...alll...alll righht
Robber: I SAID DONT STUTTER!!!
Mike: Sorry!!
Larry: Jack! I thought u said i could come here and relax!!! I'm even more stressed out now!
Jack: I know!! Oh my god Janet and Terri!
Robber: And don't think you're getting out any time soon! We'll be in here for....oh i dont know.....DAYS!
Jack: Ahhh!!!!
Larry: Could me and my friend here at least call our wives and tell them?
Robber: Hmmmm let me think....NO!!!!!
Larry: Gosh it was just a question!
Robber: Remember, I have a gun!
Jack and Larry: Sorry!!!
Scene: Apartment
JAnet: Terri honey, i'm worried!
Terri: Me too!!! Oh my god what if Jack and Larry are missing too????
To be continued.....
Terri: [crying] Oh Larry honey, what if we never find.....Ri..Rich..Ri
Jack: RICHIE [Terri begins to cry more]
Janet: Jack!!! Anyone could have figured out that Terri would be sad if she heard the name Richie! [Terri cries a lot more]
Jack: Good one Janet!!!
Larry: OMG its all my fault! I should have never took my eyes off him! Who really cares about that Sue Ann chick or whatever her name is! My SON is more important! [Larry begins to cry]
Jack: Hey...Larry....how about u and me go down to the Regal Beagle, to calm you down.
Larry: Alright. Bye Terri. Bye Janet.
Terri: Bye honey.
Janet: Bye Larry.
Scene 2- Regal Beagle
Jack: [to bartender] Two beers for me and my friend here. Don't worry buddy. After a nice drink, you'll feel better.
Larry: I hope so. [a robber walks into the Regal Beagle]
Robber: This is a robbery! All put your hands up and give me your personal belongings!
Jack and Larry: Oh my god!
Robber: Quiet you two! Now give me your stuff and no one gets hurt! [Jack and Larry give the robber all their money in their wallet, which is not a lot]
Robber: Now as for you bartender, give me a beer and all the money in the store.
Mike the bartender: Yee...yeee....yesss sir
Robber: Don't stutter! And don't you even THINK about callin the cops! I have a gun!
Jack: Lordy lordy lordy lordy[robber points gun at Jack] Oh sorry!
Robber: Now as for you bartender, I want a white wine.
Mike the Bartender: All...alll...alll righht
Robber: I SAID DONT STUTTER!!!
Mike: Sorry!!
Larry: Jack! I thought u said i could come here and relax!!! I'm even more stressed out now!
Jack: I know!! Oh my god Janet and Terri!
Robber: And don't think you're getting out any time soon! We'll be in here for....oh i dont know.....DAYS!
Jack: Ahhh!!!!
Larry: Could me and my friend here at least call our wives and tell them?
Robber: Hmmmm let me think....NO!!!!!
Larry: Gosh it was just a question!
Robber: Remember, I have a gun!
Jack and Larry: Sorry!!!
Scene: Apartment
JAnet: Terri honey, i'm worried!
Terri: Me too!!! Oh my god what if Jack and Larry are missing too????
To be continued.....