Sean Snow
06-17-2001, 06:01 PM
Last Time on "Terri Loves Larry": Larry and Terri become engaged. At the wedding, Cindy knocked out the minister.
Now let's return to that soap opera called "Terri Loves Larry":
Terri: Oh, no! What will we do without a minister?
Janet: Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in the phone book.
Janet gets out phone book
Janet <putting her finger on some advertisments>: Rent-A-Minister, Quick-E-Minister, and <gasps> Minister Lana!
Terri let's call her!
Terri: Okay!
30 minuets later.......
The Doorbell rings.
Janet: I'll get it.
She opens the door to show...Lana Sheilds.
RF: Lana! It's your lover! Come to me!
Furley runs to Lana and starts kissing her.
Lana: Get off me, you silly man!
RF: Don't you reconize me? It's Furleypoo.
Lana: <in a unentustic voice> Oh, it's you.
Janet: Over here Lana!
Lana walks to Janet.
Janet: How did you become a minister?
Lana: I became a Thrift Shop owner, and I thought people would buy more from a minister. But I liked it, so I stayed. But I have a question
Janet: What's that?
Lana: Are you still haveing an affair with Jack?
Janet: We're married now!
Lana: Oh...you were having an affair.
Janet: No, we weren't at the time. Anyway, my friend Terri is marrieing Larry. So can you do it for us?
Lana: Okay. Now tell me who is the best man?
Janet: Jack Tripper.
Lana: The bride's maids?
Janet: Me and Cindy?
Lana: Okay, we're ready to start.
<Wedding music starts?
Terri walks down the aisle.
Rev. Lana: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in marriage. Do you, Lawrence Dallioupolus, take Terri to be your wife?
Larry: I do.
Rev. Lana: Do you, Terri Alden, take Larry to be your husband?
Terri: I do.
Rev. Lana: May I have the rings? Lawrence, place the ring on Terri's finger and repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed.
Larry: With this ring, I thee wed.
Rev. Lana: I know pronounce you husband and wife!! You may now kiss the bride.
Terri and Larry kiss as the scene fades.
More episodes of "Terri Loves Larry" are coming soon!
What did you think of my three part story?
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
Now let's return to that soap opera called "Terri Loves Larry":
Terri: Oh, no! What will we do without a minister?
Janet: Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in the phone book.
Janet gets out phone book
Janet <putting her finger on some advertisments>: Rent-A-Minister, Quick-E-Minister, and <gasps> Minister Lana!
Terri let's call her!
Terri: Okay!
30 minuets later.......
The Doorbell rings.
Janet: I'll get it.
She opens the door to show...Lana Sheilds.
RF: Lana! It's your lover! Come to me!
Furley runs to Lana and starts kissing her.
Lana: Get off me, you silly man!
RF: Don't you reconize me? It's Furleypoo.
Lana: <in a unentustic voice> Oh, it's you.
Janet: Over here Lana!
Lana walks to Janet.
Janet: How did you become a minister?
Lana: I became a Thrift Shop owner, and I thought people would buy more from a minister. But I liked it, so I stayed. But I have a question
Janet: What's that?
Lana: Are you still haveing an affair with Jack?
Janet: We're married now!
Lana: Oh...you were having an affair.
Janet: No, we weren't at the time. Anyway, my friend Terri is marrieing Larry. So can you do it for us?
Lana: Okay. Now tell me who is the best man?
Janet: Jack Tripper.
Lana: The bride's maids?
Janet: Me and Cindy?
Lana: Okay, we're ready to start.
<Wedding music starts?
Terri walks down the aisle.
Rev. Lana: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in marriage. Do you, Lawrence Dallioupolus, take Terri to be your wife?
Larry: I do.
Rev. Lana: Do you, Terri Alden, take Larry to be your husband?
Terri: I do.
Rev. Lana: May I have the rings? Lawrence, place the ring on Terri's finger and repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed.
Larry: With this ring, I thee wed.
Rev. Lana: I know pronounce you husband and wife!! You may now kiss the bride.
Terri and Larry kiss as the scene fades.
More episodes of "Terri Loves Larry" are coming soon!
What did you think of my three part story?
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.