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treky
10-25-2008, 09:35 PM
post 'em here, if you know any. Also Halloween cartoons, etc.
Here's a joke-a little boy decided to go out dressed as a pirate one year. He went to one house, went up to the door, rang the bell, when the door opened the lady saw him and said "Oh, a little pirate! But where are your buccaneers"? The kid replied "Right under my buccan-hat"!

phoebe7165
10-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Mine's a riddle and it's a bit corny -

Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

Cactus Jack
10-25-2008, 10:14 PM
The one in Phoebe's sig LOL

phoebe7165
10-26-2008, 12:39 AM
The one in Phoebe's sig LOL

Thanks, Jack!!

I heard that one on a radio station a few years ago.;)