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Chocoholic
09-30-2008, 06:59 PM
God origionally gave Moses 3 stone tablets, but he dropped one and broke it. What could the lost 5-10 Commandments have been?


1. Thou shall not cooketh fish, popcorn, or any other foodstuff possessing offensive smells in the office microwave.

2. Thou shall practice the most common of courtesies whist speaking on a cellphone.

3. Thou shall not leaveth a mess for other persons to have to clean up.

4. Thou shall bathe regularly and useth proper hygeine. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

5. Thou shall abstain from nauseating habits like pickething thy nose or teeth, release gas loudly, bloweth thy nose at the dinner table, or speaketh while chewing.

6. Thou shall protect those who cannot fend for themselves, like children, the disabled, and the elderly. Those who do take advantage of My most precious children will see the fiery pits of Hell.

7. Thou must make thy own living and not mooch off thy government.

8. Thou shall find a reason every day to smile and laugh.

Zoneboy
09-30-2008, 07:19 PM
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*ClassicPinUp*
09-30-2008, 07:29 PM
:rofl: Love it!

MonarC
09-30-2008, 09:21 PM
Thou shall always keep it real. :basket:

Chocoholic
10-01-2008, 03:34 PM
:rofl: Love it!

I'm glad you like it, my fellow Kenny Chesney fan :D

catlover79
10-01-2008, 04:06 PM
How about "Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refridgerator"? :lol: