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PORTLAND, Ore. - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.


The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills.

Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

:brent

:lol:

Oh my gosh. :rofl:

That's crazy! But pretty funny! Ever seen that commercial for "Monk" where he's in the doctor's office and sees those test tubes. The liquid in the tubes is uneven, so he pours some into each to make them the same height? Then he leaves the room. Later the doctor gives this old woman the diagnosis';"You're pregnant" and she's like :eek: and then he turns to the old man and says "And so are you!" :brent

Andrea

Remind me never to visit that hospital. :lol:

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Remind me never to visit that hospital. :lol:

Ditto! :rofl:

So is he actually pregnant or not?

So is he actually pregnant or not?

No, it was a mistake.:lol: :crazy:

that's funny:lol:

For a moment there, I wonder if he tried to guess who the father might be!!! :eek: :lol:

Good grief!! :lol:

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and
soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then
that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who
was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I
am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.

Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw.

Either he's really fat or the doctor's are getting stupider and stupider. Either way, doctors are idiots in this case. lol

:eek2: :rofl: :brent Now THAT is one facial expression I would've liked to see. Poor guy!!!!

Damn it, what goes ON in those old folks home anyway????????? :crazy:
I TOLD Grampa to take the pill!!!!! :nonono:

Time to stop feeding them Spanish fly and oysters. ;)

Time to stop feeding them Spanish fly and oysters. ;)
:rofl:

What did GRANDMA have to say about this??? :rofl:

What did GRANDMA have to say about this??? :rofl: She said "Ok, i guess those estrogen pills I snuck into his prunes WERENT such a good idea, after all!"

She said "Ok, i guess those estrogen pills I snuck into his prunes WERENT such a good idea, after all!"
:lol: :rofl: :brent This sounds more like a Fish/Bernice discussion (and would've made a GREAT Barney Miller plot)!!!!

I can't believe that they would be so careless....but it gives hope i could be a doctor one day

I can't believe that they would be so careless....but it gives hope i could be a doctor one day
Cute dog..... Well, you can certainly be an incompetent one like the man in the story :crazy: (Hope you aim higher though!)

:eek2: :rofl: :brent Now THAT is one facial expression I would've liked to see. Poor guy!!!!


That's exactly what I was going to post! I'd kill to have been there to see the look on his face!


Well, that'll explain why he hasn't been getting his periods for quite a while! ;)