OK...I am just randomly starting...blahness. I am guessing this is like...some months after Jinny Dearests Intervention. Whatever. Prepare to laugh your asses off. ::evil laughter::


[[At the Division]]

Jinny: So, Mag. I heard about you and Gabriel...
Magda: Yeah?
Jinny: Watcha gonna say?
Magda: Don't rush me on this! I have to think about it.
Jinny: I say go for it!
Magda: That's what you do every night.
Jinny: *stares*
Magda: *laughs hysterically*
Jinny: We'll see who's laughing by the end of the day. *grins*
Magda: Whatever, Jin.
Jinny: I will make you suffer...you will not know when I will get you back for that.
Magda: Suffer...right.
Jinny: Right. Just like you said.
Kate: *comes out of her office, she looks sort of mad and confused* Exstead, in here, now.

Your turn, Dearie.

MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!

Jinny: Why, what have I done this time?
Captain: Just get in here!
Jinny: Ok, ok fine... *gets up and goes into captains office*
Captain: *closes door* So, hows the Rodriguez (he is a a murderer who escaped from jail and has been hiding out for 4 months) case going?
Jinny: Pretty good actually... We pinpointed his hideout last night. Bob (rookie cop) said he was ging to talk to you about it... Didn't he?
Captain: Yes he talked to me. He told me somebody notofyed Rodriguez that we knew where he was. He dissapeered.
Jinny: Are you serios???
Captain: Yeah.
Jinny: Who blabed???
Captain: According to the rookies... YOU!
Jinny: What!?

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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

Jinny: You are going to believe those rookies over me? The best female police inspector you've got?
Kate: I wouldn't go that far.
Jinny: So you believe me?
Kate: You're not the bet I've got.
Jinny: Come on, Cap. You know I'd never blow a case like this.
Kate: Yeah Jinny, I know. But all of those rookies against you...
Jinny: They're just ganging up against me! They're jealous.
Kate: Of what!?
Jinny: *rolls eyes* That I'm a police inspector and they're not!
Kate: So that means your jealous of me because I'm a police captain and your not, right?
Jinny: Wrong. Well...you know...that would be nice. Telling all those people--
Kate: *cuts her off* So just confess already!
Jinny: To what? I didn't do it!
Kate: *sighs*

Mwahhahaha...

Ok, You guys are tops @ writing weird fan-fics! Keep it coming sisters!

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today! -Jinny Exstead.

Jinny: C'mon capt... U have to believe me here!
Captain: I don't have to do anything! I'm sorry Jinny but I am required to suspend you... Again... For another 90 days...
Jinny: NO! You cant do that to me! i just got back on the Job! I'LL GO CRAZY!
Captain: Gimme your gun and your badge, and then you can go.
Jinny: *litterally throws gun and badge at capt and walks out to get stuff*

*in bathroom*

Jinny: *talking to herself* Stupid, stupid stupid moo cow woman, suspending me, THE DEMON SHALL PAY!!!
Magda: *walks in* Jin who are you talking to.
Jinny: Nobody... Nobody at all!
Magda: I heard about what happened...
Jinny: You believe me don't you?
Magda: Well... I guess..
Jinny: you GUESS?? What does that mean???
Magda: Well... I mean... EVerybody says you did it...
Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY IS GONNA DIE! *marches out*

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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

Magda: Um...right.
Jinny: *mumbles to herself while trowing her stuff in her bag* Nobody believes me...I'm a cop for this long...
Magda: What?
Jinny: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Magda: Listen. I'm gonna come by your place when I get off work, ok?
Jinny: *looks up from packing her stuff* Why?
Magda: *worried that she'll start drinking alot again* Just to see how you're doing.
Jinny: You don't trust me at all, do you?
Magda: Hey, I didn't say that.
Jinny: I know your thinking it!
Magda: How do you know that?
Jinny: THE EVIL PENGUINS TELL ME EVERYTHING!
Magda: Ok...maybe it is a good thing you're going home now.
Jinny: Maybe I'll just stay home. Forever. *walks out*

[[Magda goes into Kate's office.]]

Magda: Now ya see what ya did to her?
Kate: What?
Magda: She's calling you...evil cow woman and talking to penguins!
Kate: Come here.
Magda: *leans over Kate's desk*
Kate: *puts her hand on Mag's forehead* No...you don't seem to have a temperature...
Magda: *pulls her hand away* She's going insane!
Kate: Maybe you should go home for a while...take the day off.
Magda: *screams and goes back to ger desk*

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--Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Elephants--

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Just call on shiny suit man!

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me.

*-*Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising*-*

Go visit my lovely and wonderful website about the best and most talented actress in the entire world: Nancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

[Jinnys Apartment]

Jinny: *kicks a hole in the wall* DOWN WITH THE EVIL COW! This wall! *points to wall* You, wall, are my allie! YOU SHALL HELP ME DEFEAT HER! You and the penguins! I MUST GET THE PENGUINS! I MUST SAVE THE PENGINS FROM THE ZOO! Pengy peng! Save the pengies! *runs out*

(at Division 4 hous later)

Captain: Hey magda, I have a new case for you. Somebody broke into the zoo and stole the penguins.
Magda: They stole the penguins?
Captain: While screaming "PENGY!!! FREE THE PENGY WENGYS!"
Magda: Thats scary...

[At Jinnys apartment]

Jinny: *sitting on dresser while penguins are on the floor* Welcome penguins... WELCOME TO MY LAIR!



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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

omg this is sooooo funny!!! i am sittin here lmao and i'm gettin some pretty weird looks from people, but who cares. anyway POST MORE SOON!!!!!

OMG Dana! LMFAO!

[[Magda at the Zoo interviewing witnesses]]

Magda: So what did she look like?
Witness: Dark hair, about 5'6" maybe. She was kind of skinny. Oh yeah, and she was wearing a leather jacket.
Magda: Oh my God, Jinny.
Witness: What?
Magda: Thanks! *gets in her car and leaves really fast*

[[Jinny's apartment]]

Magda runs in, and while she does, a small group of penguins run out the door.

Jinny: DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
Magda: *goes out and shoos them back in*
Jinny: *is sitting on the couch*
Magda: What in the hell is wrong with you?
Jinny: *rocking back and forth* Penguins...must...defeat...cow woman.
Magda: *slaps her on the face* Snap out of it!
Jinny: GET HER!
Magda: *one of the penguins begins to peck on her leg* Ow! Stop that!
Jinny: *growls*
Magda: *picks up phone* Insane Asylum...Insane Asylum..aha! Here it is.
Jinny: *Jinny makes the noise that penguins make, whatever that is, and they all gather around her*
Magda: *on the phone* Yes...could you come and pick up my...friend?
Jinny: *whispers something and the penguins try to tackle Magda* OK OK! *hangs up the phone*
Jinny: *picks up a penguin and pets it* Gooooood penguin.

Oh, boy, here we go, folks, I remember the last time these two teamed up...lol...j/k http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

You guys crack me up! MORE!

Magda: Jinny... I am going to have to arrest you for... Theft... Or Kidnapping... Of Penguins.
Jinny: AAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAACK! *throws penguin at Magda and it pecks her nose*
Magda: Get it off me! Get it off me!
Jinny: Hush... U cranberry. U BLUE cranberry.
Magda: *pulls penguin off her face* What the hell is wrong with you???
Jinny: The evil moo has offended I! QUEEN OF ALL THAT MOO'S!!! *tackels magda and ties her up* stay here and tend to the penguins, I shall return in 45 minuits with 4 cows, then it will be time for my MASTER PLAN! MWAHAAAAAAAAA!

ur turn.


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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

Magda: JINNY! Wait!
Jinny: *gone*
Madga: *still tied up, she pulls out her cell phone and calls cap, but she can't get it up to her ear, so she has to yell*
Cap: McCafferty.
Magda: CAP!
Cap: Magda? I can barely hear you!
Magda: JINNY TIED ME UP AND SHE'S COMING BACK WITH COWS!
Cap: Cows?
Magda: GET HER! No... HELP ME!
Cap: Ok Mag...just chill. I'll send someone over there. *hangs up*
Magda: *throws phone on the floor*

[[20 minutes later]]

CD walks into Jinny's apartment and unties Magda.

Magda: What took you so long!?!?
CD: Sorry!
Magda: Oh whatever. Come on! We've got to find Jinny before she gets the cows!

*Mag and CD leave and about 15 minuits later Jinny comes down a street riding a cow, with 3 cows following and a giant like 500 lb pig.*

CD: *slamms on breaks and goes over to Jinny* JINNY! Why are you riding a cow???
Jinny: Moo.
CD: That explains it... Get off the cow.
Jinny: Moo Moo!
CD: Jinny is you don't we are going to arrest you and put you in a loonie bin.
Jinny: Moo. *rides the cow away and the pig stays behind because its to fat to run*
CD: MAGDA! Come quickly, ride this pig! *mag and CD get on the pig and follow Jinny to this old burnt up abandoned house and Jinny goes inside and they follow her and cant fin her and finally find her woith the cows on the top floor*
Jinny: *sitting in a throne with candles all around her* Welcome freinds. Now that you have entered my lair it is your fate to stay here and help me defeat the evil moo cow woman.
CD: Jinny this is insane!
Magda: Please.. Just put the penguins back in the zoo put the cows back from wherever you got them... And... Get rid of the pig.
Jinny: *gasps* NOOOOOOOOO! The penguins are still at my apartment! I MUST RETRIVE THEM!
Magda: Oh no you wont.
Jinny: Your right, you will do it for me. Sit *points to 2 chairs made out of uncooked noodles*

ur turn

Uncooked noodles? OMG...lol

Magda: Jinny! Come on!
Jinny: SIT I SAY!
Mag & CD: *they both sit down*
Jinny: You must each ride one of my lovely cows to retrieve my PENGUINS! *throws a really long peice of rope at them* These are their leashes. DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY! Or...you shall feel the wrath of QUEEN JINNY EXSTEAD OF THE PIGS, PEGNUINS, AND COWS! and uncooked noodles.
CD: *scraches head*
Jin: Now, retrieve my penguins! *points to the cows*
Mag: *gets on a cow*
CD: No way.
Mag: Just come on! *pats the back of one of the other cows*
CD: *gets on it* How do I steer this thing?
Jin: *Moo's at the cows and they begin to walk*
Mag: Whoa...
CD: She talks to animals!
Mag: That reminds me of a cartoon...
CD: Did she evercom incontact with a pig that turned into a fat guy with a wand thing?

ok u guys i am still ROTFLMAO!!! this is soooo freakin funny! don't y'all ever stop? lol http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I believe I can answer that one...No they never stop...this madness will never stop...they stop writing for a couple of months and the BOOM there they are again...just when u think that they may possibly be done they start again...No it will never stop...o btw guys this is great keep goin!

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

"Trust in my self rightious suicide, I cry when angels deserve to die" - System of a Down

"Hoe, but can I get a ride? No. C'mon n*i*g*g*a* why? Cuz youz a hoe, youz a hoe, youz a hoe, I said that youz a hoe" - Ludicris

LOL!This is so funny that I had to take the gum out of my mouth to avoid choking.MORE this is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

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Originally posted by Divisionbabe05:
I believe I can answer that one...No they never stop...this madness will never stop...they stop writing for a couple of months and the BOOM there they are again...just when u think that they may possibly be done they start again...No it will never stop...o btw guys this is great keep goin!


lol, thanx 4 clearin that up 4 me. now please continue the madness b4 i get mad.

[when they get back with the penguins]

Jinny: *to a penguin* Hello.... NEWMAN.
Penguin: Penguin
Jinny: *to another penguin* Moo.
Penguin: .
Jinny: I HAVE ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
CD: Oh no...
Jinny: *sits penguins up like bowling pins*
Magda: Jinny? What are you doing?
Jinny: Bowling. *rolls a bagel into penguins and they all fall down* MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!
CD: Can I go home now?
Jinny: Home? HOME!?!? YOU CREATON!!! THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME! *piece of wood on wall falls off*
CD: Umm... No.
Jinny: You shall stay here and forever wrship I, Queen Jiny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Cows, Pigs and MONKEYMAN! *A guy in a gorilla suit comes out of closet*

ur turn


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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

OK...it didn't post so I have to type it all over again. GRRR!

Jin: *eating bagel*
Mag: *sigh*
Jin: YOU MUSTN'T SIGH!
Mag: Whatever.
Jin: Hear me, ye pengiuns!
Penguins: Penguin.
Jin: *mouth full of bagel* I just wanted to say that. MWAHAAHAHA! *chokes on bagel and falls over*
CD: *whispers to Mag* Do you have your handcuffs?
Mag: Yeah, why?
CD: You get her hands and I'll get her feet. We'll handcuff her to the chair.
Mag: Are you supposed to do that to a clinically insane person?
CD: I guess we will find out...

Your turn, dearie.

MORE!!!!!This is GR8!!!!

Oh, my, this is sounding familiar...lol j/k

More please! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

CD and MAg grab jinny and handcuff her to the chair and jinny tips it over and trys to move it by squirming like a worm.

Magda: WHAT in the HELL are you doin?
Jinny: I'm doin the WORM! Uh huh! LALALA WORRRRRRM! WORM! Uh Huh, do it with me now! Uh huh,m LALALA...
CD: omg... STOP IT!!!
Jinny: Evil bleach blonde COW!
CD: This is my natural hair color!!!
Magda: Yeah right!
CD: And what about you!? I mean everyone in your family has black hair... Along with mostly every spanish person ever, and for some strange reason you have brown hair.
Magda: Yes.
CD: That would explain it changing shades bi-monthly and ur 5 linch long black roots.
Jinny: You see, you BitCows!!! You'r hair is unpure and tainted, you shall PERISH!
Magda: Whats a bit cow?
Jinny: Its one word, BitCow, and Its a mix between a BITCH and a COW. LAAAAAAALALALAAAAA! JUICY JUICE! Toothbrush! I just love screaming words at random, comeon do it with me, HAIR
CD: STRING
Magda: CUP
Jinny: GUM
CD: SOCK
Magda: AMFLAMDIGEONUS!
Jinny: A.

ur turn

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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

Magda: Hoe
Jinny: AVNENUE!
CD: Oooookay.
Jinny: Dat gum is bad!
Magda: What gum?
Jinny: Da gum dats on tha bottom uf ur shoe.
CD: STOP WITH THE SLANG *****!
Jinny: Ok. *penguins all lay beside her*
Magda: Are they sick?
Jinny: They are in mourning. SILENCE!
CD: *whispers* Why are they in... *does the finger quote hand thingy* "mourning"?
Jinny: Evil being of the non-silence! SHUT UP!
Mag: *backs away from Jinny, who is like...laying on her side handcuffed to a chair w/ penguins laying beside her*
Jin: HONK! *penguins pick the locks to hr handcuffs with their beaks and she gets up* YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE ME! AAAAHAHHA!!! *runs into the next room*
Mag: *gets tackled by 500lb pig.* Why do I always get tackled?!!?
CD: Because you're shortest.
Mag: *stares*

Jinny: UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE COW!!! *that second jinny woke up in her bed... With a splitting headach and looked around... And checked the date. She had been suspended 2 days ago.* O damn, I thought I could go back to work again... * she layed back down and tried to remember last night... She got drunk, and she forgot the rest. She closed her eyes and rolled over and flung one arm off to the side and whacked sombodys head.* Oh great. *she almost didn't wanna roll over to see who (or what) she had brought home but she couldn't just lie there until whoever it was left.. When she rolled over she accidentally screamed... Wakeing the person next to her up, who just happened to be Magda.*

ur turn!

Magda: *rolls to the other side, not realizing she's in the bed...with Jinny*
Jinny: *pokes her shoulder* M...Magda?
Magda: *mumbles* What?
Jinny: Do you know that we um...we slept together last night?
Magda:*rolls over* Jinny! *pulls covers up to her neck*
Jinny: *fake smile* Good morning, sunshine.


I am posting short so Dana can read and go to bed...

I am posting more....lalalaness.

Magda: Can I ask a, small, non-important question?
Jinny: Shoot.
Magda: WHAT IN THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
Jinny: Well, let's see...I am guessing we were drunk last night, based on the pounding headache I am having right now.
Magda: Ok...so? You ALWAYS get drunk.
Jinny: You don't.
Magda: Well...that's true.
Jinny: You don't remember a THING about last night do you?
Mag: Not really...
Jinny: Good ol' Maggie...the designated driver. My my. *shakes head back and forth*
Mag: It's not like this was ALL my fault!
Jin: So, you're blaming it on me now, huh? You've turned bad, muh dearie.
Mag: I have not!
Jin: Then why are you in the bed with me with no clothes on!?!?

Dum dum dum...

ooooooo myyyyyy god!!!!!!! this is very weird...but strangely enough...i like it!!!!

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
Dum dum dum...

LOL, that's good...c'mon, Dana!! Post more! This is going great!

Come on post more soon!

Mmmmkay...if Dana isn't going to add more, I will. I don't want it sinking to the bottom. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

((At The Division))

Mag: *walks in late and sits down at her desk*
CD: *looks confused* Hey...where's Jinny?
Mag: She...was suspended. Again.
Cap: Ramirez...in my office please!
Mag: *sighs and goes into her office*
Cap: Is everything OK?
Mag: Yeah, fine. *fake smile* Why do you ask?
Cap: You came in late. I just thought something might have gone wrong?
Mag: No...just running late.
Cap: OK then...how's Jinny?
Mag: Mmm...she's all right.
Cap: Listen Mag, I need you to do something.
Mag: Sure, Cap. What is it?
Cap: I need you to talk to those rookie officers. *gives her a sheet of paper* Those are their names.
Mag: Ok...
Cap: I want to make sure they're not lying, about Jinny blabbing.
Mag: Sure Cap, I'll get right on it. *goes to her desk and sits*
CD: You said she was suspended?
Mag: Yep.
CD: AGAIN? Oh yeah, I heard about that.
Mag: Keep it down!
CD: Sorry...
Mag: It's ok...I'm just a little uptight.
CD: What's wrong?
Mag: Don't worry about it.
CD: Ok...well, And and I have to get going on a case. C-ya. *Angela and CD leave*
Mag: *picks up the phone and dials Jinny's number* *whispers to herself* Come on Jinny...pick up...

More?

Jinny: *picks up phone* Talk.
Magda: Talk? Is that how you answer the phone? Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?
Jinny: No.
Magda: Wonderfull.
Jinny: Yes it is.
Magda: I got assigned to the case of well... The people saying you blabbed.
Jinny: I didn't.
Magda: I believe you... But we need to talk... About last night.
Jinny: Now is not the best time.
Magda: Why?
Jinny: *talking over shoulder really lud* DAD could you go in the other room and get me a soda... Thanks *there was really nobody there but she didn't know what to say* My dad is here I don't want him to hear this... Umm.. I'll meet you at the anchorside after work ok?
Magda: Ok... Bye.
Jinny: *fakeing a lovey-dovie voice* By maggie!
Magda: Shut up.
Jinny: ... Sorry. *laughs while hanging up phone*
Magda: *mumbling* Can't believe I slept with that nut case... *looks up and cap is standing there giving her this weird look.*
Cap:....... Nevermind *goes in office*

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~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)...

I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly.

Magda: *to herself* She didn't know that was Jinny...right? *looks around w/o moving her head and everyone is staring at her* WHAT?

((Later...talking to the rookies))
Magda: So you actually heard her say something?
Rookie: Um...well yeah.
Magda: You know...for some reason, I don't believe that.
Rookie: It's true...
Magda: Heh...yeah...
Rookie: Well.
Magda: Well what?
Rookie: I can't lie.
Magda: You already have...

((Anchorside))

Magda came in after work and sat down at a booth and patiently waited for Jinny to arrive. About 10 minutes later, she finally did.

Jinny: *sits down*
Magda: I was beginning to think you weren't coming.
Jinny: Yeah, sorry 'bout that.
Magda: So...about last night.
Jinny: Hey weightress!
Magda: Jinny! You can't keep avoiding this! We need to talk!
Weightress: Can I help you?
Jinny: Yeah, um...I have a beer.
Magda: Same here.
[Weightress leaves.]
Jinny: Fine...I'm talking.
Magda: Jinny, I really don't think last night bothered me. I mean...I liked it.
Jinny: *raises eyebrow* Seriously?
Magda: Would I lie?
Jinny: Ummm...no. But...I feel the same way...
Weightress: *sits drinks on the table* Here you go.

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
Magda: Jinny, I really don't think last night bothered me. I mean...I liked it.
Jinny: *raises eyebrow* Seriously?
Magda: Would I lie?
Jinny: Ummm...no. But...I feel the same way...


OH WOW!! HOLD ON! ..........OMG!

Err...Yes...me. I shall add more...even if it's not my turn...again. Ahem.

Magda: Thanks. *takes a sip of her beer*
Jinny: *does the same*
Magda: So...you really feel the same way?
Jinny: Yeah, Mag, I do. Really.

An hour passes and neither of them has said much more to one another. They had ordered a couple of more drinks. Finally, Jinny breaks the silence.

Jinny: So, um...
Magda: Yeah?
Jinny: Do you wanna...come over to my place...for a little while?
Magda: *pauses* You know...I really need to get home and check on Ben.
Jinny: *sighs* Yeah...good idea.
Magda: But, I can come over a little later...if that's OK?
Jinny: Yeah. That would be fine!
Magda: So I'll see you in an hour and a half, OK?
Jinny: Sure, bye Mag.
Magda: Later, Jinny.


More???

hell ya more!!!!! this rocks you guys!

Mag: *leaves*
Jin: *in one hour she drinks more than imagined physically possible and stumbles home and passes out*
Mag: *goes to Jinnys and shes her passed out on the couch* Oh this is nice.. REAL NICE! GOD! Your brother was right! You drink like a fish! Damn jin you ARE a fish.. A DROWNING FISH!
Jin: *slurring* I'm awake! Now shutup!!!
Mag: FISH!
Jin: I am not a fish.
Mag: Ur a fish.
Jin: Stop it.
Mag: Why'd you even invite me anyway? If you were gonna get all drunk and stuff.
Jin: I didn't plan on it.
Mag:........ No I guesse you didn't.
Jin: *sits up.* Now... the way I see it... I'm just more fun to be around when Im drunK!
Mag: *thinking: true... true* Thats not true!
Jin: Yes it is, you know it. I'm better in bed.
Mag: *thinking: DAMN STRAIGHT!* Well... I wouldn't know... I've only been with you once... AND YOU WERE DRUNK!
Jin: Good point... Well... Ask teddy... if hes still around.

Mag: ...I don't want to ask Teddy.
Jin: What????? Why?
Mag: Um...
Jin: You want to find out? AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mag: *thinking: yes* I didn't say that!
Jin: *slurring* But you were thinking it.
Mag: What? Can you read minds when you're drunk? *sits down beside Jin*
Jin: ........no.
Mag: That's what I thought.



OK.............I need to cry. bye bye now.

More Please!

Jinny: We'll have a test!
Mag: Okaaay...
Jinny: I kiss you now. And then I'll kiss you when I sober up and we can compare it.
Mag: This is ********. The only diffrence is this time I'l get drunk from just kissing you. and next time I wont.
Jin: *slurring* My thoughts exactly. *grabs mag and gives her a really passionate kiss and then pulls back* Ok lets just sit here until I sober up.
Mag:.... I have a better idea. *pretty much jumps on Jin and pushes her back on the couch and starts kissing her and then to prevent the shows ratings fro m going down they cut to the nxt morning*
Jin: *rolls over and knocks her and mag off the couch* PAIN! Head... PAIN! Ow.
Mag: Shutup. And get off me please. I cant breath.
Jin: SOrry! *gets up and sits on couch and puts shirt on*... Was i drunk?
Mag: yeah.
Jin: Ok.
Mag: You were gonna have this test to see if you were... better drunk or sober.... I have yet to kis you sober.
Jin: I'm sober now. *kisses mag*
Mag: I cant tell... Lets have another test!
Jinny: Does that mean I can get drunk again!
Mag:..... No. *kisses her*

Jin: *breaks off kiss* But if we have another test then I-
Mag: Shut up. *cuts her off by kissing her*
Jin: .......ok. *leans over and pushes her down*

*lalala..like.........later.*

Jin: So?
Mag: YeS?
Jin: Am I better sober or or drunk?
Mag: *laffs* ah...
Jin: Wait! What time is it?
Mag: ...10...
Jin: Work...we have work today...
Mag: *stares*
Jin: ****!

*they get ready and go to work..late...at the same time*

Cap: Ah...yes. And where have you been , loafies??
Jin: Whaaaaat?
Cap: WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!
Mag: *all nicey nice* She was helping me take care of Ben.
Cap: Ok. *goes into office*
Jin: Smooooooothe. That was nice.
Mag: Yeah...I know.

Jinny: Ok.. so is there anything to do today???
CD: There was a murder at um... A hair salon... Capt gave you the case before you got here... on ur desk.
Jinny: *picks up folder* Hair salon? Who kills someone at a hair salon?
Magda: Someone getting their hair cut?
Jinny: *unenthusiaticly* Ha... haha.

*At hair place*

[Jin and magda walk in and see the lady their, the hair cutter lady who witnessed it, jin goes over to her.]

Jinny: *shows Badge* SFPD... Hi I'm inspector Exstead *points to mag whose wooking at the body* Thats my partner Inspector Ramirez... We would like to ask you a few questions... First off whats your name?
Hairdresser: Megan... Megan DeStio (We all know where this id going... ok only Kaley does but w/e)
Jinny: So what exactly happened?
Megan: Well I was doing her highlights... the... victems highlights... thats what I do here, I'm the colorist, I knew her for a while... She never talked much... Anyway I was doing her hair and some guy in black came in and just... Shot her and left. Nobody said anything.
Jinny: *damn she's hot* Can you describe the man?
Megan: He had on a mask but he was tall... Like 6'5" or somethin... And he was kinda fat... His hair was sticking out and it was black... And red... Like yours.
Jinny: Anything else?
Megan: He had a tatoo on his arm that said "MooPenguin"
Jinny: ........ Okaaay.. well thats all we need... thanks for yuour help. *when mag goes to get the car Jin makes an appointment to get her hair done after that place was done being a crime scene so she could see the hott lady again*

ur turn... loafie.

Yes yes...only I know...loafie.

Jin goes back to the car...

Mag: What took you so long?
Jin: I was making a hair appointment.
Mag: Since when do you get your hair done?
Jin: *stares*
Mag: No...I mean, why would you want to get it done there?
Jin: *Megan was HOTT! That's why!* She just look like...she's a good hairdresser/
Mag: *stares at her*
Jin: WHAt?!?!

bak at the station

Cap: Howd it go?
Jin: The hairdresser gave us a description...we're gonna bring her in later for a statement.
Mag: He was tall, large build...and hair the color of Jinnys. Had a tattoo also.
Cap: *Stares at Jins hair*
Jin: What is it wif my hair today?? Is something in it?? *shakes head really hard*
Mag: Calm down... *picks out a 65657 inch fuzz ball out of her hair*
Jin: Why didn't you tell me?!
Mag: Sooooorey!

Jinny: *takes t57438957843 inch fuzzball and throws it out*

*3 weeks later*

Jinny: *thinking: Today sucks... And todays good... I get my hair done by the hott lady... and we are absolutly nowehere on our case!* *goes into hair place and sits down to wait for the hott lady*
Megan: *comes out* Hello... Oh you're that cop lady who was assigned to the case...
Jinny: Yep.
Megan: Why did you come here after someone was shot here?
Jinny: I have a gun.
Megan: Good reason... Ok so. *runs fingers through Jinnys hair and musses it up* What can we do for you today?
Jinny: Well... Incase you havent noticed yet... *points to roots* I dye my hair... And I havent dyed it in 3 months... and my roots are grown out and weird looking... I need them fixed.
Megan: Ah, yes, that we can do. *pats Jins head* Youwait right here while I get the dye!*leaves*
Jinny: *thinking: Did she just pat me on the head?*
Megan: *Comes back with a nicey bottle of that blackish reddish hair thing Jin has* You have a very nice color hair.
Jinny: I like yours better... And yours is longer... Much longer. (waist length to be exact)
Megan: Its a pain in the ass to blowdry.

Jinny: I wish mine was as long as yours.
Megan: I'm thinking about getting it cut off...maybe just a little shorter than yours.
Jin: No! Don't do that! You're hair is awesome.
Meg: *laffs* Thanks, I like yours too. *puts the smelly dye mess on Jin's hair*
Jin: *hott ladys doin' my hair! yeah yeah yeah!*
Meg: *I'm doin a hott ladys hair! yeah yeah yeah!*

After a while she gets it fixed and all and washs the dye out and then blow drys it.

Meg: Did you want a trim???
Jin: Um...ya. Sure. *the longer it takes, the better*
Meg: *like, chops big ass chunks out of her hair*
Jin: *Maybe...that was a bad idea......*
Meg: *fixes her hair and it looks all nicey nice and perfect, so she spinns her around in the chair and stops infrnt of the mirror* How's it look?
Jin: Wow...looks great!

Megan: Yes... You look much better without 2 inch light brown rootsies.
Jinny: Rootsies? That is like... such a gay word...
Megan: I'm gay.
Jinny:.... Seriously?
Megan: Are you like never gonna come back now?
Jinny: Why wouldn't I? I'm gay also.
Megan: *THANK YOU LORD!* Single?
Jinny: *lying* Yes.
Megan: Date?
Jinny: Anchorside?
Megan: 7 PM?
Jinny: I can do that.
Megan: Oh goodies.
Jinny: See you at 7... *THANK YOU LORD* *leaves and goes home and gets ready for datiepoo...* *thinking: Damn me... bad place... What if mag's there tonight? I am fryed. Fryed like a fry. Oh well, chances of her being there tonight are 1 to akabazillion... she has ben to watch anyway.*

*that night at anchorside 8PM*

*Jin and Megan have been talking for like an hour and Mag has been like hiding in a corner eves dropping*

Megan: So is that like the only reason you got your hair done today? To see me?
Jinny: Mmmm yeah. *laughs*
Megan: *laughs* Well... thats kinda sweet... you could have just called me though.
Jinny: And what if you werent... "The kind of girl to date me"? I mean thats embarasin...
Megan: Goos point.
Mag: *leavs all pissed off and Jin doesnt notice her*

go loafy

Megan: You know her? *points to curly haired woman walking out the door*
Jinny: *MAG!* ...Nope, why?
Meg: Well, she kinda...came up behind you and shot you a bird.
Jin: Cop hater, I guess. *ACK ACK ACK...deadness.*
Meg: Apparently.
Jin: *whimpers*
Meg: What's wrong?
Jin: *comes back from lala land* huh?
Meg: Nevermind.
Jin: Um...so. You wanna...go back to my place?
Meg: Yeah, in a minute, I need another drink.

The order a couple of more drinks and are pretty drunk. They go back to Jinny's apartment and Jin unlocks the door.

Jinny: Um...it's kinda...messy. *laffs and opens the door*
Meg: *a LITTLE??* No...it's not THAT bad. *trips over Jin's boot and lands on the floor*
Jin: Heh...heh...ssssorry about that. *helps her up*
Meg: sOK.
Jin: *makes a path through the junk and sits down on the couch*
Meg: *sits beside her* I can't believe you're single...
Jin: *That's because I'm not.* Why??
Meg: You're too pretty...
Jin: No I'm not. *awwwwwww*
Meg: Yeah... *kisses her* you are.


it be ur turn loafieness.

Oh damnie damns... With this on the boards here.. We have to.. *gulp* CENSOR IT!! AHH!

*next morning*

Jin: *rolls over and knocks her and meg off couch* ow.
Meg: * rubs head* Morning... it is morning right?
Jin: *looks at clock*.... its 12 noon
Meg:... I was supposed to be at work 3 hours ago...
Jin: I was supposed to be at work 4 hours ago.
Meg: *long pause* *really fast* Well... i gotta go not so... BYE! *runs out with shows half on* CALL ME!
Jin: *Gets ready and goes to work*
Mag: Oh nice to see you today!
Jin: Sorry... Im just a tad late.
Mag: Yeah well. U had a busy night anyway.. So I guess everyone other than me can forgive you! *everyones lookin at them weird* Excuse me, can I drag you into the bathroom for a minute? *literally drags Jinny into the bathroom* Aight! TALK!
Jin:....... Can you believe the yankees lost the world series???
Mag: STOP AVOIDING IT! Who was that girl last night? What were you talking about? Date? Hair? Yours? DATE!?!?!?
Jin: uhhhhhh... I can explain that

Mag: *yelling* The explain it to me, pleasE!!
Jin: Shh...calm down.
Mag: Why the hell should i?!
Jin: *im in troubleeeeeee*
Mag: Tell me!
Jin: Fine...*lying like a dawg* That girl you saw me with, shes my friend from college. We were just...talking. I haven't seen her in over 12 years.
Mag: Jinny, I heard you talking to her. I heard every word you said. Every move you make.
Jin: *flash back to when cap said, 'every move you make'* AAHHH!
Mag: WHAT?!
Jin: *shakes head* Um...
Mag: So you cheated on me?
Jin: Not...really, no.
Mag: Don't lie to me, Jinny.
Jin: *clears throat* Do we really have to talk about this now?
Mag: So you WERE cheating on me, huh???
Jin: Come on...somewhere else, Mag...
Mag: No... nowhere else. I don't ever want to see you again. *walks towards the door*
Jin: But...you're my partner!
Mag: *turns around* Not for long. *walks back into the divison*

MWAHA.

Jin: *follows ehr into capts office*
Mag: get me a new partner I hate her!!!
Capt: I knew that was coming soon...
Jin: Oh you are so overreacting!
Mag: *squeaking* OVERREACTING!?!?! OVERRACTING!?!?!? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME OVERREACT YET!!! HELL, YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME OVERREACT!
Capt: Can we just get to the point? Why do you hate her?
Jin: *slaps self* I cheated on her!
Capt: *laughs* You make it sound like ur dating. *mag and jin gve her that "no **** sherlock" look*... o...
Mag: I AM GONNA KILL YOU! SHOOT YOU!
Jin: DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS HERE! YOU'LL GET BLOOD ON CAPTS NEW CARPET.
Mag: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!
Capt: *thinking: I thought so*
Mag: And look! YOU EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE BY HER!!! SHE TOUCHED YOUR HAIR!
Jin: She touched a hell of a lot more than that.
Mag: *grabbs jins hair and yanks on it*
Jin: *trips and falls and mag grabs more of her hair* OWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWW! STOP IT! *pushes mag off but not real hard* I just got it dyed! Dont pull it out!
Mag: *starts to strangle Jinny*
Capt: CD!!! CD! GET MAG OFF JINNY! *jinny grabbs mags arm and flips her and tackels her and they start wrestling*
CD: *tried to pull them apart but they would much rather kill each other so some big dude prys Jins hair out of mags hands and some other guy takes Jin to the other side of the room before she shoots mag*

loaf

*CD holds Mag back* I'M GONNA GET YOU! YOU SHALL PAY, JINNY EXSTEAD!
Jin: Not if I can help it! *goes at mag but the big dude holds her back*
Mag: *starts laffiing*
Jin: What in the hell is so funny?
Mag: *points to the guy behind Jinny*
Jin: *looks behind her* AHHH! TEDDY! *jumps away*
Teddy: Heh...heh...what the hell!?!??!
Jin: Long story...don't ask...I'm just gonna...go. *runs out the door*
Mag: NO! I MUST GET YOU BACK! *tries to get loose from CD, but it doesnt work so CD handcffers her to her desk* AHHH! CD!!! WHY?!!??!
CD: You're gonna stay here until you cool down.
Mag: *closes eyes and covers ears and screams 57979879 times* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU...!!!!!!!
*******6 hours later*******
Mag: *leaning over* I...hate.....you.....you.....i hate.........you.
CD: * unhandcuffs mag* OK, time to go home.
Mag: *gets up* haaate....you. I hate I hate you....
CD: *bitch slaps her across the face*
Mag: Hey..thanks...I needed that. *bitch slaps CD and leaves* Must...find..Jinny. TO HER APARTMENT! Come on, spankay! *gets on magical horse and rides to Jins apt.* *gets off horse and goes up and knocks on Jins door*
Jin: *opens door.* Hiiii...AHHHH!!!! *slamms dorr in her face*
Mag: LET ME IN!
Jin: NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!
Mag: I'll huff...and I'll puff and I'll blooooooow you're door down!
Jin: Don't do that! *opens door*
Mag: EAT ME! *spits in her face*
Jin: Aww,Mag...didja have to go and do that??
Mag: Yes.
Jin: *wipes spit off her face and wipes it all over Mags shirt*
Mag: EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Jin: What do you want?!?!?!
Mag: I AM GOING TO GET YOU!!! AHAHAHA!

Jin: Cant we just... pretend that didn't happen and just be happy and smile? *smiles*
Mag: No. *punches Jin*
Jin: Ow dont do that! *grabs that nerve thing that people have on their neck shoulder things and inflicts large amounts of pain on mag*
Mag: AHHHHHHHHHH! *hits Jinny upside the head with a bible*
Jin: *with that lil kim tone* Oh you did NOT... Just whack me with a bible!
Mag: Its not like you read it anyway! *jumps on Jins back and hits her a few times before jin rams her into a wall and she falls down and Jin pins her*
Jin: Give up while you're ahead!
Mag: *hits jin hard then jin hits her back and they fight until Mag smashes a bottle of boose on Jins head*
Jin: oh... oh my... *falls over and is kinda half conscious*
Mag* HA!
Jin: *kicks the back of Mags feet and trips her and makes her hit some body part and be in pain* *climbs on couch* Can.... we... please... stop.
Mag: No... *throws bible at Jinny and it hits her in the nose*
Jin: What!? WHAT!?!? NO! How dare you throw a bible!
Mag: You're just pissed because it hit you in the nose.
Jin: I dont care. *pulls out gun* Go away before I shoot you.
Mag: Ive got one to! *draws gun*

*5 mintues later*

Jin: *still holding gun* ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT HER UNTIL SOMEONE SHOOTS THE OTHER!?
Mag: Yeah.
Jin: Well hurry up... my arms fallin asleep.

ur turnsie

Mag: No...you hurry up.
Jin: You.
Mag: You.
Jin: Stop.
Mag: OK.
Jin: Come on Mag...this isnt rite.
Mag: Cheating on me isnt either. *stares*
Jin: I'm sorry Mag! What else do you want me to say?
Mag: I want you to stop seeing Megan.
Jin: *noooooo!* *has trouble sayin it* F...f.....fiiiiiine.
Mag: I don't belive you.
Jin: MAG! Stop it! I have never lied to you!
Mag: Yes you have.
Jin: When!?!
Mag: That day...in the alley. You didn't go to the bathroom.
Jin: OK...once. i lied to you ONCE!
Mag: How do I know you're not lying again?!
Jin: *puts gun down* Mag.
Mag: *gets all shakey* What?!?!
Jin: Come on.
Mag: *slowly lowers gun*
Jin: Give it to me...
Mag: No. *points it again*
Jin: *jumps up really fast and tackles mag and throws her gun across the room and pins her on the couch* MAGDA! Don't have a COW here, sweetie! You know I love you...
Mag: You do not!
Jin: *looks her in the eyes* yes i do. *phone rings...is meg.* *picks up phone* Hello?
Meg: Hey...Jinny?
Jin: Um..u.h..hey....CASEY! *says really fast *Listen Im really busy right now gotta go! *hangs up*


LOOOOOOAAAAAAAAF.

MEAT LOAF!

Jin: Look mag... I loe you, I really do... I mean... I screwed up... Again... I know that. I'm sorry...
Mag: Stop seeing whatever her name is!
Jin: I told you... I will!
Mag: I can't believe you!
Jin: *lets go of Mag and lets her sit up* Look I swear I'll break up with her alright?
Mag: I am putting you on a week long trial period! No dates! No smiles, No sex...
Jin: WhAT???
Mag: NO SEX, and no us. IF after a WEEK, you havent gone off with some long haired hairdresser, I will believe you, but if you touch, look at, smile at, speak to, come in contact with, or date any other woman.. or man for that matter, I WILL KILL YOU!

i g2g sleep.

MOO LOAF!

Jin: Whole week...7 days...168 hours...10080 sec--
Mag: YES!!! *calms self* Yes...a week.
Jin: *whines* But..Maaggg!!
Mag: But what?
Jin: A week...that's a REALLY...long time.
Mag: *pats her on the back* Time flies when you're havin' fun!
Jin" *mumbles while Mag is walkin out the door*I won't be having fun for a whole week.
Mag: What?
Jin: Yes..times flies. Heh...heh.
Mag: OK, I'll talk to you at work tomorrow...
Jin: Cya,
Mag: *leaves*
Jin: *shuts door and screams* I CAN LIVE A WEEK WITHOUT...that stuff.A AAAHHHH1. *phone rings* Hello??
Meg: Jinny?
Jin:...yes??
Meg: What heppened earlier?
Jin: Oh um...my dad, yeah. He was here.
Meg: Um..oh. So... are you doing anything tonight?
Jin: N-- well, yah...I ........................am.
Meg: Oh...I guess, I'll just call you later...then, k?
Jin: Um...sure. Bye. *hangs up and hits herself on teh head* stupid stupid stupid! shes gonna call again...and with my luck, Maggie poo will be here...

**Next day at work**
Jin: *comes in 3 hours late*
Mag: Where have you been?
Jin: At...home.
Mag: Why?
Jin: Overslept.
Mag: Right...ok.
Jin: What is it with you not believing me lately?! *sits down*



OK, mooie meat loaf. ur trn.

Mag: *looks at watch* 6 days 17 hours 14.56 second until i believe anything you say ever again.
Jin: Gr.
Capt: I'm not even gonna ask...
Jin: good.
Capt: Anything else on the case?
Mag: No. Were never gonna find this guy.
*guy comes in*
Guy: I KILLED THE HIGHLIGHT LADY!
Mag: nevermind.
Guy:... Jinny? You're a cop? I thought you were like a hooker or something...
Mag: You're very perceptive. *handcuffs guy and read him his rights*
Jin: *finally realizes mag dissed her* Excuse me, perceptive, what is that supposed to mean???
Mag: Think long and hard about it loafy. *takes guy out to the jail thing.*
Capt: You have a black eye did you know that?
Jin: No.
Capt: Care to tell me what happened?
Jin: No.
Capt: You have to.
Jin: No.
Capt: I said to.
Jin: No.
Capt: You're fired.
Jin: F*CKING HELL NO! Alright mag hit me.
Capt: No she didnt. shes alive.
Jin: I didn't wanna hurt her. If I wanted to I could have killed her.
Capt: Thats unlike you.
Jin: There's alot about me you don't know.
Capt: In my office please.
*in office*
Capt: Whats goin on. You and Mag were beatin each otehr up... This trust thing... Whats wrong with you people.
Jin: We are dating captain. Like girlfreind and girlfreind. gay. Damnit, can we stop talking about my personal life now.
Capt: ... dating?
Jin: Yes. Why do you care
Capt:... It's interfering with your work and i cant have you freakin like that on my watch. *mumbles* dating?
Jin: Were over anyway. She's trying to make it work but its not. I cheated on her and... God why am I telling you this?
Capt: I dont know. Maybe I should separate you and Mag. *really quite* dating?
Jin: NO! Don't please... it'll make things worse.
Capt: Thats not possible. If anything else happens thats it. Mag will be partners with Nate and you can have CD. *mouths* dating?
Jin: FINE! *leaves*
Capt: *thinking: Dating?*

ur turn mooloaf

Jin: *mumbles* 'Dating?!' Ugh...******.
Cap: I heard that!
Jin: Yes...you hear everything, bat girl.
Mag: What did she want??
Jin: Nothing.
Mag: You're lying again.
Jin: OK fine. she asked me about us.
Mag: And//??
Jin: AND WHAT?!
Mag: What did she want to know?
Jin: Why are yoe so nosy?!?!?!
Mag: Ok,,,fine. sorry.
Jin: I need a drink...
Mag: *stares*
Jin: Let me finish!!! ...after work.
Mag: *stares*
Jin: Stop starin'!!!
Mag: Sorry about the um...black eye...thing.
Jin: *stares*
Mag: Well! I am.
Jin: *fake laff* Riiiiiiight.
Mag: *sighs*

*ok, time to go home.*
Jin: Ok., nite. *gets coat and goes out the door*
Mag: WAit...jin. ill walk you to your car/
Jin: No need.
Mag: Come on, let be...nice.
Jin: You ARE...wait. no your not. ...ok.
*go to their cars*
Mag: 6 days 1 hr and 56 seconds.
Jin: If i live that long.

*they both drive home and Jin sits on her couch and gets a beer and two and three and has like 5 but shes not drunk yet because... I dont know she drinks so much it takes her like a bottle of vodka to get wasted now*

Jin: *someone knockes* *gets up and opens it* Mag?
Mag: Ok Ive decided to deduct 5 days 23 hours and 16 seconds from your time.
Jin: What does that put us at?
Mag: 3 seconds.
Jin: Thats good...
Mag: ...2...1 Ok, *comes inside*
Jin: *kisses her* Nice to have you back.
Mag: You smell all beer-like.
Jin: I only had one... or 5. want some?
Mag: yeah sure. *jin goes into the kitchen and gets a beer and opens it while phone rings* ILL GET IT!
Jin: Ok... NO! *runs in but mag has the phone.*
Mag: Hello?
Meg: Hi... Is Jinny there?
Mag: Yeah who is this?
Meg: Meg, who is this?
Mag: Mag.
Meg: Whos Mag.
Mag: The person who is going to murder Jinny now... Bye bye. *hangs up but doesnt turn around, jin is hiding in kitchen* JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Jin: *still hiding* Yes?
Mag: I'd like to have a word with you.. GET THE HELL OUT HERE!

ur tuern

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
[BMag: The person who is going to murder Jinny now... Bye bye. *hangs up but doesnt turn around, jin is hiding in kitchen* JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Jin: *still hiding* Yes?
Mag: I'd like to have a word with you.. GET THE HELL OUT HERE!
[/B]

UH Oh..................

Jin: *pokes head out of the kitchen* yes???
Mag: 8walks up and grabs her by the shirt* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HER!!
Jin: You did...*breahtes hard* You're choking me!!!
Mag: Why didn't you??! *grabs shirt around the neck tighter*
Jin: *mouthes something and points to the shirt*
Mag: What? Oh...sorry. *lets go*
Jin: I...i..
Mag: WELL???
Jin: I couldnt be mean to her!
Mag: Why not?! You're always mean to me! *picks up phone* I want you to call her right now. *throws phone at her*
Jin: *hits her in the eye thats already black* DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BLIND?!
Mag: Well...
Jin: *puts hand over eye and sits on the floor*
Mag: CALL HER!!!
Jin: Fine...just, give me a sec to get myself together.
Mag: One......ok, call her.
Jin: *mumbles* Impatient bitch,,,,,
Mag: What??
Jin: NOTHING! *dials Megs number*
Meg: Hello? Jinny?
Jin: Um...yeah, its me.
Meg: Oh, hey! What happened earlier?
Jin: Um...listen....*clears throat* I...really, um. think.....it would be best *gets faster* if we didnt see each other bye. *hangs up* Phew.
Mag: *raises eyebrow*
Jin: What??? I called her! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?!?

Mag: that was like, the most pathetic break up call ever.
Jin: yeah... well... If she calls again Ill tell her again... Come on, it was like, a 2 day long relationship. I'm sure she wont be that upset... or like stalk me.
Mag: Fine... fine. I believe you.
Jin: Alright so... what am I supposed to say now thanks?
Mag: Uhh yeah!
Jin: *ok what now. I have A) I love you and I'm sorry. B) I think I'm gonna grow my hair long. or C) I think I'm pregnant.... A then B then C in 9 months.* I love you... and I am so sorry... I will never, ever do anything like this to you again!
Mag: I forgive you. *sits on couch and Jin sits next to her.*
Jin: How do you think I'd look with long hair?
Mag: How long?
Jin: Umm... REAL long.
Mag: Hott. You'd look hott.
Jin: Good, because I'm growing it out... It's been short all my life and I'm tired of it.
Mag: I think you look good with any hairstyle.
Jin: Good... *opens mouth to say something then doesn't*
Mag: What?
Jin: I didn't say anything.
Mag: You were gonna.
Jin: No... I wasn't.
Mag: Jin just spit it out.
Jin: I don't want to... I'm afraid I'll kill you.
Mag: Spit it out!!!!!!
Jin: I'm pregnant.

ur turn laof.

Mag: *stares and her jaw drops and jin has to slap her to snap her outof it* You're pregnant???? How?
Jin: You should know that by now, or do you think the stork still brings the babys to the paresnts??
Mag: That;s not what i mean!
Jin: Then what DO you mean??
Mag: Who?!!? when?!?!
Jin: Um..im not quite sure. I have it narrowed down to three and about 3 months ago.,
Mag: Oh my.
Jin: Don;t be happy for me or anything though...
Mag: No, Jin, its not that..
Jin: Then what is it?!
Mag: I...i just dont want this to interfere with..us.
Jin: Mag, its not really like we have a quote "relationship" right now. just a yelling one...or threatning...
Mag: Can we start over?
Jin: You really wanna? I mean, with me being pregnant and all?
Mag: Yeah, jin, i do.
Jin: Yeah then...i guess we could try.
Mag: Goodyness!
Jin: *stares* What the hell?!
Mag: Um........nevermind. You gonna tell cap?
Jin: Not until i like, cant hide it.

loafie tredmill basement girl, ur turn.

Mag: *looks Jin over* That gives you a good 3 weeks.
Jin: Thanks... I just don't want her to take me off the streets any sooner than nessescary.
Mag: Well Jin, you know it would be best... Safer for you and the baby.
Jin: No! I mean the only thing I'll be able to do is sit there and... not do anything... ick.
Mag: Fine, have it your way. But... no more drinks.
Jin:.... No... Thats NOT RIGHT! NOOOOOOOOO!
Mag: Oh please, you've drank through the first trimester already thats the worst! *gets upo and starts dumping all of Jins alcohol down the drain*
Jin: Please! please nO! NO! YOUR KILLING IT! *gets on knees and grabbs mags legs kinda whining/crying* Please dont hurt my beers... They didn't do anything to you!
Mag: jinny let go of me... it beer... it cant feel pain!
Jin: Yes but i can and watching this is killing me... causing much pain... Please stop.
MagL *pouts out last beer* Onto the strong stuff... *goes and gets all Jins stronger stuff and pursit down the bathroom drain while jin pounds her head on her table* *cmes out* Jinny stop that! you're gonna kill brain cells.
Jin: *lifts up head and gives a dufassie look* Easy squeezie lemon peasie...
Mag: Too late.
Jin: *snaps back to reality.* You had to get rid of it ALL didnt you? :(
Mag: Yep *sits down* Just drop it. *pats couch next to her* Come here and sit.
Jin: *gets up and sits down next to her and puts her head on mags shoulder and they all cuddle up and stuff* On a scale of 1-10... how would u rate me?
Mag: You want me to rate you?
Jin: Yes.
Mag: like... In bed, as a freind, as a girlfreind?
Jin: The first one.
Mag:.... Ya ok 10...
Jin: Really... Teddy onyl gave my like a 9.765

ur turn weight lifting bama... damn... that sounded dumb, ok ,loaf, ur turn!

Mag: Well, if you round it up...
Jin: True...
Mag: What about me?
Jin: Mag....comeon.
Mag: Hey! You made me do it to you!
Jin: Fine....I'd say......9.
Mag: That's pretty good. Gabe gave me an 8.45574574
Jin: That's good...
Mag: *kisses her*
Jin: Maybe...i can..like, change my maind ya know? make it a ten...
Mag: Mmmhmm... *pushes jin down on the couch and crawls ontop of her*

*mwah. evil boards...next morning*

Mag is laying ontop of jin on the couch with a blanket ontop of them....

Mag: *yawns* Jin....*shakes her shoulder* jinny....wake up..
Jin: What??? ...o. im hea.
Mag: Did you change you're answer?
Jin: What?? Oh...the rating thing. yeah...*laffs*
Mag: To what?
Jin: a 10.
Mag: *smiles* well...i guess we should go to work now...

ok, um.....new jersie meat loaf, ur turn

Jin: Can I like... throw up first?
Mag: Have fun.
Jin: *runs out of room while mag gets ready for work and all and fizes her hair., then Jin comes back with some really big shirt on that looks like its 15 years old.*
Mag: nice shirt.
Jin: The cleaners did it... Comeon.... lest go. *gets keys and all and drives to division and all and goes in and all and is ontime*
CD: *mouth hanging open* my lord! Are pigs flying?
Jin: What?
CD: Is it raining malted milk balls?
Jin: What the hell...?
CD: Are you really on time!?
Jin:....... Oh ha ha, funny right yeah...
Capt: *comes out of office*... Wow... You're here.
Jin: ..... Geez, I'm not always late... *everyone gives her that "Yeah right" look* Yeah ok so I am.
Capt: Well congratulations on your... earlyness. We have some wonderful new cases for you today. Ok CD and Nate we have a double homicide in the bay area... And Magda and Jinny, there is evidence that the guy who confessed to murdering the lady getting highlights, really didn't kill the lady getting highlights. He doesn't have that tatoo the stylist specifyed... it could have been a removable one to throw us off his trail but still investgate it. *gives thm a folder* Heres a few mug shots, take this to the witnesses and see if they can identifye him... I've got a spread on the way too... You'd be surprised how many convicts look like him.
Mag: Alright cap... were on it... *capt walks away*
Jin: Why would he lie about it... Who does he have to protect?
Mag: I don't know... But I think we should question him about it first... I mean if he admits he didnt do it it'll save us alot of footwork. *and it'll keep you away from Meg*
Jin: Alright

*At jail*

Mag: Alright... HECTOR... We've got some evidence that you didnt really commit the crime you commited... You dont have a tatoo.... Care to explain?
Hector: *i do to* *shows them tatoo*
Jin: Uhh, it was on your other arm when you allegedly killed the woman and besides *goes over, spits on his arm and rubs it and some of the tatoo comes off* Temporary.
Mag: before we caught you we were believeing that a pro commited this crime... He sure as hell covered his tracks... I mean, you don't really seem to be a pro I mean... You can even get the tatoo right.
Hector: Why would I lie?
Jin: Hector you are part of a gang correct?
Hector: So?
Jin: Well... The leader looks a lot like you... Well I mean same height, hair color... stuff like that... It's possible you could be covering up for him. How about we go find him and take a look at his arm? The right one... the right one is the left one... you know what I mean.
Hector: He didn't do it, why would he kill her!?
Mag: Gee I dont know, why would you?
Jin: If you keep lying to us then we can charge you with ubstuction of justice.
Hector: I aint lying,
Mag: Alright... fine... comeon Jin. *they leave and they take heccy-back to his cell*

ur turn... and you spelled new jersey wrong... its jersey, not jersie

******Bak at the station*****
Cap: He give ya anything?
Jin: A fake tattoo.
Cap: Niiiiice.
Mag: That sounds gay.
Cap: Shut up. I want you to find the guy.
Jin: And i want green kawasaki.
Mag: You are NOT gettin one of those!
Jin: Exactally. AHAHAHA.
Cap: Nice..........shirt.
Jin: Shut up/ the cleaners did it.
Cap: So.............
Jin: WHAT?!
Cap: FIND THE DAMN GUY!
Mag: we be goin, broad..you dont gotz ta yell ova hea!
Jin: what the HELL?!?!?!
Mag: It's the black in me.
Jin: you dont HAVE any black ni you.
Mag: Shut up. lets go find him.

***5 miles from the station****
*Guy with white and purple polka dots striped boxers runs past them*
Jin: ...........
Mag: Hey....HEY>....that's him!!!
Jin: how can you tell?? i didnt see his face.
Mag: Jin, the tattoo!!!

jersie jersie JERSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jin:... Oh yeah... *starts to run after him* YO! SFPD!!! STOP!!! *mag follows her and they chase him into this alley and its a dead and and hes trying to climb up a brick wall* *draws gun* SFPD! FREEZE!
Boxer dude: *turns around and puts hands up*
Mag: >... Whatever your name is, your under arrest for the murder of kerri bugbutt *thinking: stupid name*... *notices his boxers are like se through* ... and indecent exposure... *finishes reaing him his right and they stuff him in the car*
jin: *mumblies a few obsenities along with: "stupid ******* boxer ma with the taatoo ******* messin us all up **** him ****."*
Mag: I take it you're angry?
Jin: I mean, we spent all this effort on the damn case and then after we finally figure something out he runs by and like gives himself up... I mean... I was looking forward to going undercover and making a plan and being all... risk takish...
Dude: *reaches up front and puts his hancuffed... hands around Jins neck and tryes to strangle her*
Mag: Hey! HEY! *starts whacking his hands* Dont you be stranglin mah girl!... *clears throught* sorry *tries t pry him off her*
Jin: *mouths* SHOOT HIM!
Mag: *bites his finger and he lets go*
Jin: *gasps for air* Air... breathing... inhale.... exhale... oxygen... carbon dioxide... smog... *breathes deep*
Mag: ...... yeaaaaaaaaaah,.... riiiiiight... *drives to jailie thingy and throws him in jail and goes to division to fill out paper work and Mag ands up doing it in the bathroom while Jinny tries to get some funky pink nail polish off her nails that she wore to a party*
Jin: *scrubbs nail with nailpolish remover*
Mag: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OG GIVE YOURSLEF A MANECURE???
Jin: Why would I give myself a manecure? I'm trying to get my nail polish off! Not put more on!
Mag: Yhat counts as a manecure!... right?
Jin: i dont know... The last time I got my nails done was at my 8th grade graduation and I broke them all punching some kid named Vinnie.
Mag: Beautiful.

Mag: ......Vinnie is a weird name.
Jin: So is Maaaaaaaagda.
Mag: its not Maaaaaaaaagda. its Magda. and its not weird.
Jin: *scrubs andt he polish comes off* YES!!! I HAVE PREVAILED, MY LOVELY ONE! And yesh its weird
Mag: Yesh?? What?!
Jin: are u done wif that yet? the paper work?
Mag: almost...*finishes up really fast* ok im done.
Jin: yay lets go home!
Mag: homie home home. HOME! *runs and throws paper work on caps desk* ok, we done, bye bye loafie!
*both leave and go to jins apt*
Jin: *unlocks the door*
Mag: you need to clean up.
jin: shut up. the...
Mag: dry cleaners did it?
Jin: No...housekeeping/
Mag: They dont have housekeeping in apartmentts!
Jin: They do now! you see the sign downstairs??
Mag: No.
Jin: Um...ok...well, youll. um. have to look. *runs into room and makes a sign*
Mag: *walks up behind her* WHAT are you doin?
Jin: oh, um...see the sign??
Mag: shut up. *goes and sits on couch*

ok loafie..

Jin: *comes out of room and plops down next to mag* Oh alright alright! I'm a slob.... A big sloppy slob.
Mag: A very sloppy big sloppy slobby slob... slob.
Jin:... Yeah that too.
Mag: Ok... I like, have to go to the bathroom,.. so like wait for me! *leaves and phone rings and Jin answers it and Mag hides around corner to hear what she says and what the other person says because jin has the volume on her phone real loud for some reason*
Jin: Exstead?
Meg: its meg... Whats the deal here? I mean are we broken up r what because you called me yesterday and didn't really give me much of an explination..
Jin: Yeah meg... I know.
Meg: Well, EXPLAIN!
Jin: Look, I lied, I'm not single. I have a girlfreind... the curly haired wonman from the bar. She found out about us and... I just cant do that to her anymore... I love her way to much to keep hurting her like that... so we just cant see each other anymore. she doesnt deserve that.
Meg: Well... I hate you for lying to me and all but I mean... Well... That short curly haired lady is lucky. to have you and all... Well... good-bye Jinny.
Jin: I'm the lucky one... and bye. *hangs up phone* *to self* That wasn't hard at all.
Mag: We gotta get something straight here!
Jin: Oh geez.
Mag: *sits down* I'm the lucky one.
Jin: *smiles and kisses her and pushes her back on the couch and (in that weird tone of voice* The Next morning*
*Like 4AM*
Mag: *trying to be quite as she gets ready to leave but wakes jin up anyway*
Jin: *yawning* Where you off to?
Mag: Oh I'm sorry, didn't mean to wake you...
Jin: thats ok but where are you goin?
Mag: Ben has a fever... Of like 103 degrees... My mom said he was sick all night...
Jin: 103? Thats bad...
Mag: I know... I'm worried... Geez... I need to go... I'll call you if a need anything alright. *kisses jin quick* bye! *runs out*

go loafie loafie loooooafie

*like, 4 hrs later at work*

Cap: Where;s Magda???
Jin: She's withj Ben, he has a fever....of 103.
Cap: So i guesse shes not planning on coming in today,,,
Jin: I don't know. I rhought she would have called by now. *jins phone rings* Exstead.
Mag: Hey Jin, its Magda.
Jin: Hey...capt was just askin about you.
Mag: Ben's gettin better, I may be able to come in in about 2 hours,,,ok?
Jin: Ya...sure. ok bye. *hangs up* *to cap* She'll be here in 2 hours.
Cap: Ok, you can just finish the paper work from yesterday til she gets here.
Jin: what? Mag said she finished it.
Cap: She did....the first page. *throws 654456 papers on her desk* now chop chop! get it finished, loafie.
Jin: Why do you call me loafie?
Cap: You know how u said when i said, 'Niiiiiiice' yesterday?
Jin: Yeah...... oh. Noooooooo. ur not...are you?
Cap: AHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHA. *goes into office*
Jin: Ok, that was just plain WEIRD! *starts on paper work*
CD: *leans over towards jin* i think you and Mag have influenced her.
Jin: What?
CD: first you and mag, now Cap and Raina!
Jin: RAINA?!?!?!!?
CD: SH!!
Jin: *whispers* Raina?!?!
CD: Well, I wasnt supposed to say anything........

ok, loafie that doesnt know about sunday nite, ur turn!

Jin:........ Nate isnt right?
CD: Not yet.... Actually that would be a good thing... hes always hittin on me... But don't tell raina I told you I mean... She'd kill me...
Jin: This is scary... Maybe I should move to alabama... And live somewhere with no neighbors and a resurected pet gerbil... Or move somewhere in New Jersey with no neighbors and a big dog named jeanie that will eat people.
CD: Mmm hmm, right you do that.
Jin: .... I will... after i finish the paperwork.

*2 hours later*

Jin: *still on second page of papaerwork... she's gone to the bathroom 56 times, got a drink 78 times, blew her nose 45 times, made 76 phone calls and did various other things to totally waste time*
Mag: *comes in* Hey.
Jin: Hey hows ben?
Mag: Better, his fever is pretty much gone.
Jin: Thats good... Oh *hands mag paperwork* Theres some more work to be done.
Mag:... Jinny you only filled out the "Name" section.
Jin:.... I was busy.
Mag: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jin: Oh by the way... *mag sits down with coffe to listen* Capt gay now.
Mag: *spits out coffe all over the place* I'm MOVING! *chokes on coffee*
Jin: And Raina to.
Mag: ........... Well... you've got to consider... this is San Fransisco.... And we are cops... And according to somebody thats supposed to automaticaly make us gay so... yeah.
Raina: *walks in and gets in CDs face* You told them? YOU TOLD THEM? Oh a do-NOT, believe you told them!
CD: Raina...
Raina: *does that hand in the face thing* Don't you be tryin to talk yo way outta this... *still has hand in Cds face* Why Hello Jinny and Magda... And how was your day? *like doin g that just to let CD know shes going to ignore her for all eternity now.*
Jin: Uhh... Wonderful
Mag: Just... peachy.
Raina: That nice loafies.
CD: *opens mouth to say soemthing but raina gives her that "SHUT UP" look*

ur turn nightime chruch going, marker preacher poo loafie!

Jin: Don't be so mad at her, Raina...I sort of um...asked.
Raina: WHAT?
Jin: Well,,
Raina: You ASKED her if i was gay?? *yelling really loud so now like, the whole station knows and its not a secret anymore* WHY DID YOU ASK!? Did I do something that made you think i was GAY?!?!
Jin: No...cap told me she was gay. and um...yeah. ok.
Raina: Oh.
Jin: Yeah....um ok.
Raina: *sits down totally embarassed*
MagdA: Wow...AHA.
Nate: *puts CDs coat around her* lets go get some lunch together. *they leave*
JiN: *whispers to Mag* I think they're the only strait ones aroudn here.
Mag: WEll,,,you never know. he might be talking to her abut that.
Jin: Nate......naaaa. he;'s a lady's man.
Mag: So that makes CD a man's lady? Right...i saw her with------ oh. never mind.
Jin: Who?!
Cap: *comes out of office* WHO?!?!?!
Mag: I'm not supposed to say.
JiN: Come on, Mag!
Mag: No....i cant. i dont break promises.
Cap: That's no fun!
Mag: jus leaf me alone!!!!!
Jin: Leaf??
Mag: Yes, loafie.
Cap: if ur not telling....ugh. *goes into office again*
Jin: shes nosy.
Mag: so are you!!!
Jin: well. i have a right to know!
Mag: you do? why..??
Jin: because i.............nevermind.



aha...ok.

Mag:........... Mmm hmm riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Raina: I know what shes talkin bout...
Jin: How come everyone knows everything about everyone and I dont know anything about anyone!?
Raina: Because you're a loaf.
Mag: A loaf of white bread.
Raina: A loaf of extra thick white bread!
Jin: And you're a pice of burnt toast.
Mag:.... Burnt toast is good.
Cap: Burnt toast is better than white bread.
Raina: Burnt toast is cool. Like me.
Mag: yes it is.
Jin: Shut up loafie! Your a loaf of wheat bread.
Raina: I like wheat bread.
Capt: Toasted wheat bread is cool.
Mag: I'm cool.
Cap: White bread is not.
Jin: ok this conversation is just like totally screwed up loafies! Can we just... Stop dissin the white bread!?
Cap: Ok fine.
Mag: yeah sure.
Raina: Uh huh.... Did I mention my sisters comin up for a week?
Jin: oh really? Wheres she live?
Raina: Alabama.
Mag: Name?
Raina: Dana... My parents were into the rhyming thing... My brothers are named Harry and Larry.
Mag: Thats... Interesting.
Raina: yes it is. My cousins all have D names... Dina, Deanna, Daria, and... Dagmar. My other cousins all have K names. Kaley, Kristene, Kathrine, Kaitlyn, Karry(i dont even think trhats a name) and Kasey.
Jin: I had a plant named Kaley once.
Raina: Kewl

ur turn plant loafie rasin bread.

Mag: you still have it?
Jin: ya...its in my room.
Mag: I've never seen it.
Jin: thats because were.......always in the living room....on the couch. heh heh.
Mag: well....true.
Jin: I'll show her to you when you come over. shes so cute!!!
Mag: What happend to your chicken?
Jin: it ran away.
Raina: chicken??
Jin: Yeah, she laid pink eggs for me. id always fix them for breakfast *sniffs* even though they tasted funny....i ate them because i didnt want to hurt her feelings!! *cries*
Raina: She's crying...over a chicken.
Mag: They were very close.
Jin: Yes....*sigh* yes we were. *sniffs* Ok, im ok.
Mag: thats good because we have paperwork to finish so we can go home.
Jin: so when is your sister coming?
Raina: she'll be here tomorrow.
Mag: Jinny!!! hurry and finish!

***lalala, almost time to go home***

Jin: *still doing her half of the paperwork*
Mag: *been done for like, 3 hours* are you done....YET???
Jin: Almost...just, 5 more pages to go.
Mag: Jin, you HAD 5 pages in the beginning!!!
Jin: It's hard!!!
Mag: give me that! *takes papers away and finishes then in under .56464654 seconds* ok, lets go home.
Jin: YAY!
Mag: you are so lazy.
Jin: i thought you already knew that.
*they walk out to their cars*
Mag: Ok, im gonna go home and check on Ben, and ill come over in about...1 and a half hours.
Jin: bye bye, loafie.

ok loafieness sister gerbil picture

Jin: *goes home and brings Kaley the plant into the living room to get some sun... its onne those little trees that are like 4 1/2 feet tall that look like big trees but are little. Jinny measures her and gets all excited when she finds out Kaley had grown an inch...* Oh your getting so big. *Hugs the tree* *turns to her Mac the moose doll* Do you hear that moosie? *her name for it* Shes a whole 4'7" now!
Moosie: *its stuffed so it cant say anything*
Jinny: Oh whatever. *goes and watches some movie and falls asleep .657658697 seconds afetr she turns on the TV*

*1 and a half hours later*

Mag: *uses her key to unlock Jinys door and finds her asleep and decides not to wake her.*
Jin: *talking in her sleep* wiggly flunky white bread moof... KALEY!
Mag: .......... *thinking: I'm just gonna wake her up* YO JINNY!
Jin: *wakes up and still thinks shes in dreamworld* NO! DONT BURN THE TOAST!
Mag: Jin, shutup! You're awake now... You were having a dream or something.
Jin:... Oh yeah... Kaley and Moosie were burning the toast... oh that reminds my I have to introduce you to kaley! *runs out and points to Kaley* Kaley, magda, Magda, kaley.
Mag: Umm. *shakes it leaf like its hand* Nice to meet you... *leave brakes off*
Jin: *gasps*
Mag: Im.. Im sorry... I'll fix it... here... *tries to put it back*
Jin: ......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Mag: it's just a leaf!
Jin: That was her first leaf!! Her very first leaf! YOU HAVE KILLED IT!!!! *sits down crying*
Mag: get over it,
Jin: stops crying immediately and smiles* Ok!

ur turn leafy loaf plant girl

Jin: *hears something beating on the door* What the hell?
Mag: Why don't you open the door?? *smiles*
Jin: oooookay...*opens door and a pink chicken runs in* CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *picks up chicken and hugs it really tight*
Mag: I found her outside... :)
Chicken: *makes funny noise*
Mag: YOU'RE KILLING IT!!! *slaps and Jins hands so she will let go of the chicken*
Jin: Sorry, um...just got a little too excited.
Mag: Well, ur welcome, loafie.
Jin: *runs over and hugs Mag really tight like the did to the Chicken and she sort of picks Mag up because shes so short*
Mag: *makes funny noise*
Chicken: *pecks on Jinnys leg*
Jin: *lets go of Mag*
Mag: *falls on the floor and doesnt open her eyes*
Jin: Mag.....MAG>>>MAG?!?!?!?!?!?!??! *bends down and slaps Mags face* WAKE UP!!! Oh no...chicken....I KILLED HER!! *runs over and hugs Kaley the tree* But...but.....I DIDNT MEAN TO! *cries*
Mag: ow...........owowow. head hurties
Jin: MAGDA!!! You're ok!!! **runs over to her* I'm SORRY!!
Mag: Chillie...im okies.
Jin: ok good. i thought I killed you.
Mag: *sits up* No....i just have a big ass headache from where YOU DROPPED ME on my head.
Jin: Oh...heh...sorry bout that.
Mag: yeah, well.
Jin: How can I make it up to you???

ok, loafiepenguinmootoothbrushie...go!

Mag: Hmmm... I really dont know... Be creative...
Jin: organic?
Mag: Organic would work...
Jin: *gigles and pushes mag down on the floor and **** you evil baords that need censorship and editing!!!!!*

*Next morning*

Mag: Jinny... Jin wake up we have to be at work in an hour! Jinny! *shoves Jin and she rolls over*
Jin: No mommy, i dont want to go to schpool today... I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!
Mag: JINNY!
Jin: IM UP! Goin to school!
Mag: WORK!
Jin: GOING TO WORK YES!!!.... No... I don't want to.
Mag: You have to if you want to get paid.
Jin:... Ill pretend I have the bohemian flu.
Mag: Jinny... get up and go to work like the rest of us.
Jin: Oh fine. *gets up andf goes in room and finds a shirt that fits and doesnt look 15 years old and puts it on.
Mag: MUCH... much better than yesterdays shirt.
Jin: Thankyou... You know what, I can only work half the day... I have a doctors appiontment.
Mag: Do you really have one or are you making this all up?
Jin: No I really gave one, at 2.
Mag: Uh huh, right, since when?
Jin: 3 months ago I just keep missing my appointment and they keep rescheduling it!
Mag: .... What is with you? Are you ever on time?
Jin: I was on time twice in the 8th grade... But thats because those two days I had detentions in the morning... Which I was late to.
Mag: Niiiiice.

ur turn loafydeaddeergroundhoghairywalkingmachinestraightnancyspersfectperson,

** at the division**
Cap: You're both late.
Mag: Cap, its 7:59.
Cap: Ok, you're both early. ONE MINUTE! Just be careful next time. *goes into office*
Jin: Mmmmmmmmmmmkay. *sits down*
Raina: *walks over to Jinny* So Jinny...
Jin: Yes?
Raina: I was wondering...you wanna do something tonight?
Jin: Um..uh...sorry......im taken.
Raina: *whispers* She doesn't have to know...
Mag: *rolls over to them in her nice POOFy leather chair* Stop hitting on my girlfriend, thank you. * pushes raina away and rolls back ober to her desk*
Raina: You didnt have to be so mean about it.
Mag: Cap dump you?
Raina: Yeah...for her. *points to CD*
Jin: Um......what about Nate? Is he Ok with that?
Raina: You know that boyfriend you had??? Cap told me about him. The ADA?
Jin: Oh. My. God.
Mag: This is just............screwed.
Raina: We don't live in San Fran for nuffin.

ok, MUST PREPARE FOR TD! i am off!
ur turn, crazypoofynonperfecthairwomantradehairwithmejumpoffrooflu

*Rainas sister Dana comes in*

Dana: RAINA!
Raina: DANA! *jump up and do that irritating popular girl hugh thing with the "Hug hug! Kiss Kiss!"*
Magda: Ummm... Hi... Im magda. *thining: She like sooo gets hair extentions*
Dana: Hi.
Jinny: And Im Jinny. *thinking: Fake hair*
Raina: *thinking: Where'd she get the money for extensions?*
Dana: Hi... I'm Dana... Sister of Raina.
Raina: yeah they know *pulls on one of Danas braided extension things* How much did these things cost?
Dana: Ow... Rain thats My real hair...
Raina: ... Damn.
Dana: And id appreciate it if youd stop PULLIn on it now! *raina lets go* Thank you!
Jinny: Your from Bama right? *shes got one freaky accent*
Dana: Yeah...
Jinny: My chicken came from bama.
Raina: Oh lord not the chicken.
Dana: You own... A chicken?
Jinny: Yeah.
Dana: I got a cow.... From Jersey... Its the Jersey Cow. Its name is Moofers.
Jinny:.... Weiiiiiiird.
Dana: Its not weird... Its a cow.
Magda:... I knew this guy from alabama once. I daed him for a while.
Jinny: *jealose* When? I never remember you dating a guy from bama...
Magda: Remember the psycho who tried to kill me?
Jinny:.... Ok...
Dana: I also have 5 dogs and 3 cats.
Jinny: I almost got a dog once... But I am to lazy to take care of it.
Dana: My dogs names are Loopy, Lucy and Lulu, Larry and Linsey, and my cats names are Ling Ling, Leak and Bob.
Magda: You named tyour cat leak?
Dana: Yes... He leaks.

ok, i finally made it. MWAH.

Mag: Leaks....you're cat leaks. Jinny's chicken lays pink eggs, maybe they're related.
Jin: *gasps* CHICKEN!!! I didn't feed her before I left. SHES GOING TO STARVE!
Dana: You could feed her on ur lunch break or something.
Jin: Ok...yeah...I'll do that. AND KALEY THE PLANT!!! I must water her.
Raina: *looks at mag and mouths* WTF??
Mag: Don't ask.
Raina: OOOOOOOOOKAY...
Dana: You have a plant named Kaley?!?!?!
Jin: Yeah...
Dana: I HAVE ONE NAMED HALEY!!
Jin: Maybe we could have a sleep over!!! and bring the plants!
Mag: You know what happened when you had a sleepover, Jinny, WITH THE HAIRDRESSER.
Jin: Ok...right. Maybe that's not the best idea.
Dana: What happened??
Mag: NOTHING!
Raina: Dana's not like ...us... if that's what you're talking about.
Dana: Us?? What's that mean?
Nate, CD, Jin, Mag, Raina, and Cap: *at the same time* We're gay.
Dana: ...o...
Jin: Ok, time for lunchie!!! MUST FEED CHICKEN. Come, Magdalena, the pipers wife!!
Mag: Are you a piper??

mkay...yay.

Jin: No... But I have real marble tiles in the bathroom!
Mag: Oh.
Dana:.......... Yyyyyyyyeah... Aight...
Jin: *walks out to feed chicken with mag... anf they go and feed the chicken* You know what? Its quarter to 2... And I'm going to miss my doctors appointment... oh well.
Magda: You have time!
Jinny: No i dont!
Magda: Wheres ur docotr?
Jinny:.... 5 minutes away.
Magda: Then you have time!
Jinny: I dont wanna go! What if I'm dyin or the babys dyin or... I have... Mad Cow Disease!?
Magda: get in the car.
Jinny: NOO! I'm scared!
Magda: *draggs Jin out of the apartment and gets her to the car*
Jinny: MOMMY!
Magda:....... OH SHUT UP! Yo mamma cant help you now.
Jinny: Of course she cant, shes dead!
Magda:........ Minor oversite... now get in the car!!!
Jinny: *gets in and folds her arms like a 4 year old that doesnt wanna go to the doctor*
Magda: Wimp.
Jinny: Mad.. cow
Magda: Evil mad moo cow.
Jinny: Poofy curl girl.
Magda: Flat thin black stringy hair girl!
Jinny:... You think my hair looks that bad?
Magda: No, I just wish you;d lay off the straigh iron for a while! I mean trust me, its straight enough.
Jinny: You've never seen it unstraightened.
Magda: I'm sure it dont look bad.
Jinny: Thats what you think.

ur turn meatloafywhitebreadgirlwiththethickstraighthairanfthehissingcow.

Magda: I think it would look hott. OK come on. We have arrived!
Jinny: Nooo....don't make me go! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
MagdA: You're not going to die. Shut up and come on!
Jinny: *walks in at like -654654 mph*
Magda: *smacks her ass* HURRY UP!
Jinny: OW!! Ok, fine....I'm coming. *signs her name on the little..like, clipboard thing and they sit down*
Magda: This isn't gonna be so bad.
Jinny: Speak for yourself.
Magda: I've been through this...I know what I'm talking about.
Jinny: Whatever. so hwos Ben?
Magda: Um...yeahg, he's doin better. Should be able to go to skewl tomorrow.
Jin: That's all nicey nice.
Mag: Um..yes.
Jin: *goes to the bathroom and doesnt come out for like, 65764 minuts*
Mag: *goes in the bathroom and looks but shes not in there...and a windows open on the side* Damnit Jinny. *sees Jinwalking away and yells and runs after her*
JIn: GO AWAY!!!
Mag: *grabs her arm* Come on you big chicken! *drages her back in*
Jin: *sits down and crosses arms* I hate you.
Mag: You'll thank me for this.
Jin: Never.
Mag: You will...just wait.
Jin: Shut up.
Mag: ...grumpy.
Jin: Yeah????
Mag: Ok...............

ok....yea.hok. now, i must go watch ER!!!! MWAHAHA>HA>HAHA>...

Nursie Lady: Exsteed.
Jinny: STEAD! Exstead!
Nurse: Well your handwritring sucks, follow me to room #24. *Mag and Jin follow*Excuse me but only the father can come in...
Mag: I count.
Nurse:.... Ooooooooooh... Okay. Well go on in then... *they all go in and Jin sits on the tableie thingy* Ok well I just have to ask you a few questions about stuff so... How are you feeling.
Jinny: Nausius, tired, irritable, hungry.... yeah.
Nurse: What a pisitive attitude. How far along are you?
Jinny: I dont know... Like 3 months about.
Nurse: Whos the father,
Jinny:.... Uhhh...
Nurse: Okaaaaaay... Well anything really wrong? Pain or anything?
Jinny: No. But I gained 5 pounds.
Nurse: Thats actually a good thing.
Jinny: Thats because you;re not the one who gained the weight,
Mag: For gods sake its only 5 pounds I mean it makes no diffrence... Your like to skinny anyway,
Jinny: Thanks.
Nurse: Alright well the doctor will be in in about 5 minutes ok?
Jinny: yeah sure. *thinkin: Im gonna die*

I would post more but ER baby!

ER!!! KERRY AND SANDY 4EVER!! *calms self* Yes, I shall continue.

Nurse: *leafs*
Jin: *scoots off the table and heads for the door*
Mag: Where are you goin'?
Jin: HOME!!
Mag: Nnnnnnnnno.
Jin: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes.
Mag: *locks door*
Jin: Mag, It locks from the inside...that means that nobody can get in...but I CAN GET OUT! *opens door and a short grey haired bald man with really round glasses and a pot belly walks in*
Doc: Hi. U must be....*reads paper* Jinny Exsteed.
Jin: EXSTEAD!!! E-x-s-t-e-a-d!!!
Doc: Learn how to write..ok, sit down. *points to table*
Jin: Grrrrrrr. *sits down*
Doc: Nurse!! Could you come in here please?
Nurse: *comes in with a little basket with bandaids, syringes, and little tube things*
Doc: We have to take some blood samples.
Jin: ........excuse me?
Nurse: *whips out syringe*
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You get away from me with that!!!
Doc: *holds Jin down*
Nurse: *sticks her and gets a sample thinge*
Jin: *screams* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc: OK, now are you taking any prescription drugs?
Jin: *sniffs* No.
Nurse: *puts bandaid on Jins arm*
Doc: OK, that's good....ok, you'll need to pick up some of these. *hands her a list of vitamins*
Jin: *stares evilly at Mag* *thinking: I HATE YOU. they poked a hole in me!!!!!* Ok, thanks. *fake smile*


ok, youre turn. i finally became undead, so i added more.

Doc: Alright well, schedule an appiontment for an ultra sound in about a month at the front desk and we'll call you if theres... Anything wrong with you.
Jinny: *hes gonna call... tomorow. And Im gonna die* Ok... *goes and makes appiontment and gets in the car with mag* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *grabbs arm* I"M DYIN!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! *takes off bandange and poits to arm* DO YOU SEE THE HOLE!?!?! THE PAINFULL HOLE!?!?
Magda:... No actually i cant.
Jinny: *sticks arm in mags face* ITS RIGHT THERE!
Magda: Jinny your arm always looked that way.
Jnny: NO IT DIDN'T!!!
Magda: Jin they took like an ounce of blood...
Jinny: AN OUNCE!!?!?!?! AN OUNCE!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE! SHRIVEL AND DIE!!! AHHHHHHHHH! IM SHRIVELING! *culrs into a little ball and breaths funny* IM DYING... *gasps* I NEED AIR... *gasps*
Magda: Mmm hmm... Right. *cranks car and drives away while Jinny "dies" in the seat next to her* Ok were back at the station.
Jinny: *Dead.*
Magda: geezuz... *gets out and leaves*
Jiny: *stays dead for another half hour then... um comes abck to life and goes inside* HOW COULD YOU LET ME DIE LIKE THAT!?!?
Magda: Shut up!
Captain: You're frikin ansane. A frikin insane piece of white bready loaf. One ounce of blood wont kill you.
Jinny: it killed me.
Captain: yes right, your the walking dead.
Jinny: No ive been brought back to life.
Captain: Why'd you have blood drawn anyway?
Jinny:.............. No particular reason.

ur turn

Cap: There has to be a reason. Exstead, IN MY OFFICE, NOW!
Jin: *whimpers and goes into caps office*
Cap: Have a seat.
Jin: *sits*
Cap: *says like Ricky Retardo* 'Splain.
Jin: I...was givin' blood.
Cap: Right. Now tell me the truth!
Jin: All right...I went to the doctor.
Cap: You feelin ok?
Jin: I just have a cold..............
Cap: Oh well...um, ok. you may go, loafie.
Jin: Phew....*goes to her desk*
Mag: *whispers* You tell her?
Jin: Not until I have to...
Mag: Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Jin: ...i know. *looks at arm* You know, I still have that HUGE, GAPING HOLE in my arm. *sniffs*
Mag: You weenie.
Jin: WHAT...did you just call me?
Mag: A weenie.
Jin: Take it back.
Mag: ....no.
Jin: *stands up* TAKE IT BACK!
Mag: .....no.
Jin: *grabs Magdas neck and shakes her* YOU BETTER ****ING TAKE IT BACK BEFORE I ****ING KILL YOU!! DO YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND?!!?!?!?!?
Mag: *gasps for air*
Jin: Oh...sorry. *lets go and sits down*
Mag: .........ow.
Jin: Just got um...a little, overly excited there.
Mag: I'm staying away from you for the next..*counts* 6 months.

ok loafie moose maureeeeeeeeeeen

Captain: *thinking: SHE IS LYING! Lying like a liar... I'll get the answer out of her somehow... Ok i know how.* *leaves office* Guess what everyone! This year the flu is spreading like bad, so Im gonna require everyone to have a physical and get their flu shot! Aint that wonderful?
Jinny: Uhh.. physical?
Captain: Yep!
Jinny: As in... Doctor giving you my medical report?
Captain: YEP!
Jinny: As in... The whole medical report?
Captain: yes loafies.
Jinny: As in... you reading it?
Captain: Shut up.
Jinny: As in... Stopping talkin?
Captain: Im going to get a big group scedule at the doctors office for all of us on the same day... Well except for me because I am the boss... Just to make sure you actually do it and dont pay someone to make u a fake doctors report.
Magda: Nobody would actually do that! *thinking* Jinny would*
Captain: *thinking: jinny would*... Yeah right.
Jinny: Who would actually bother with doing that? *everyone in the entire division looks at Jinny*....... I dont like needles ok! I dont wanna get the floo shot! I already have this huge gapeing hole in my arm!!!
Captain: I can always fire you.
Jinny:...... So what times my appiontment?
Captain: Thats more like it. *goes into office*
Jinny: Well... Now Ill have two gapoeing holes in my arms AND be on desk duty for the next 6 months wow... this is just wonderful.
CD: Why 6 months of desk duty?
Raina: yeah I mean you just got back on the job... finally.
Jinny: yeah I realized that.
Nate: So why desk duty?

ur turn laofie

Jinny: *he knew about the pregnancy test...PLEASE dont let him know about this.*
Nate: Are you...pregnant?
Jinny: ****** NO! You silly! *slaps him on the arm*
CD: You know...he WAS right about the pregnancy test.
Jinny: ...so?!
Raina: Ok...we believe you. Dont get your blue panties in a wad.
Mag: .....ew.
Jinny: *how did she know I was wearing bloo panties???* ..........
Raina: WHAT?!
Jin: Nothing....nothing.
Raina: *shrugs* ok.
Mag: We have any cases today?
CD: Not yet atleast/
Jin: Good...i need some ice cream...and a doughnut....and-
Nate: Are you SURE youre not...
Mag: She always eats like that.
Jin: *goes downstairs to get food from the machine.....thing. and comes back in a few minutes*
Mag: What all did you get?!?!?
Jin: Peanuts, doughnut, ice cream, aaaaaand some pretzels.
Nate: And you're sure your not-
Jin: DAMNIT NO!!! *calms self* *thinking: damnit ...i have just lied 5465454 imtes...luffly*
Mag: Jin,,,,can i see u 4 one quick secondie?? *grabs her arm and pulls her to the bathroom*
Jin: WHAT?!?
Mag: You have just lied 6546545421 times. Do you KNOW what theyre gonna say when they find out?!
Jin: ...........i cant tell them!!!

ok, OVALTINE: BEHOLD THE POWER OF DAIRY PRODUCTS AND THE ANIMAL THAT PRODUCES THEM...

Magda:... Hello! they're gonna find out anyway!
Jinny: not if I can help it.
Magda: Oh and what are you gonna do about it I mean some time in the next 6 months their gonna figure it out.

*Back in room*

CD: Think shes lyin?
Nate: yeah.
Raina: Hell yeah.
CD: *nods head* Yeah she is.

*bathroom*

Jinny: They dont have the faintest idea that Im pregnant! I mean Why wouldnt they believe me?
Magda: Who in their right mind would?
Jinny: A very very stupid person.
Magda: Exactly.
Jinny: Well caps not that smart mag keep that in mind...
Magda: Oh what ever!
Jinny: Can we leave now?
Mag: alright *they leave and on their way back somone walks by with a thingy full of bagels (they werrent supposed to be for her but she just took one)
Dude: Hey those are for a party.
Jin: Yeah right *hold up bagel* its for my stomach now. *starts eating it and goes back into TD*
CD: Your absolutly sure your not pregnant?
Jinny: *chewing* Ummm..

ur turn loaf girl moosie jere ovaltine

Nate: You know...I-
Jin: was right about the test,... I KNOW..I KNOW.
Nate: So maybe im rite about this??
Jin: ...........
Raina: You are...arent you?
Cap: *listening at her door*
Mag: WEll Jin?? *just tell them and get it overwith!!!*
Jin: Ok....*finishes the rest of her bagel* I...am...............pregnant. ok i said it. NO COMMENTS, LECTURES, OR SUGGESTIONS! Thanks you. *sits*
Cap: *jumps out of her office*I KNEW IT!!!
Nate: *gives CD a high five* I'm good! I'm good! *dances like a munkay*
Raina: So whose the dad?
Jin: ....Nates boyfriend. *i think...i hope.*
Nate: Does Teddy know about it?
Jin: ...no and dont say anything, Mr. Know-it-all. I'll tell him on my own time.
Teddy: *walks in* Hey! *ealks over to Nate*
Mag: What perfect timing!!
Teddy: What??
Raina: Jin has something to tell you.
Jin: shut up big mouth..no i dont.
CD: Ohhhh yes you do!
Jin: you big mouthed frogs, i kinda wanted to do this in private!
Cap: Use my office. *shoves them in there*
Teddy: *closes the door* What's wrong??
Jin: well...i kinda wanted to tell you this......later. *damn these pants are gettin tight*
Teddy: Go ahead///im listenin.
Jin: Teddy........im.......
Teddy: You're....
Jin: Pregnant. ok i told you. *walks out of her office*

ok, maureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

Jinny: *hears a thud and turns around and Teddys passed out*......... Did I do that? heh...
Nate: teddy! Huney! *runs iver to teddy and like slaps his face to wake him up*
Teddy: *wakes up* Where am I??? Wheres Jinny??? Wait... ok... Damn I had this screwed up dream...
Jinny: Umm... it wasnt a dream..
Teddy: *passes out again but nate pours cold coffe on his head and wakes him up* HOW??? WHY??? WHEN???
Jinny: How; Think about it.... Why; You came on to ME... When; Uhh... I dunno... like 3 months ago. remember genius?
Teddy: Are you sure it mine?
Jinny: Well............ No... But... the chances of it bein someone elses are slim..
Teddy: I WANT A PATERNITY TEST!
Jinny: Teddy... I have to have the baby first!!!!
Teddy: When you do I want the test!
Jinny: Look teddy loaf the baby is yours no denying it I mean... AT least take responsibility now... if its not Ill leave you alone forever.
Tedy: I still dont think its mine but w/e.
Jinny: Alright... Daddy.
Teddy: Daddy... *passes out again*
Jinny: *picks up bagel and takes a big ass bite and talks while shes chewin* Whats wrong with him anyway?
Nate: hes unconscious, How can you eat at a time like this!?
Jinny: Like this. 1) Bite bagel. 2) Chew Bagel. 3) Swallow and digest bagel. 4)
Nate: I get the picture!
Jinny: Good...
Magda: Jin I think you killed him.
Jinny: Naaaaah... he looks alive.... Kinda... No.
Teddy: *moves .000000000000000000000000001.1 inches*
Jinny: HE IS ALIVEEEEEEEEE!

ur turn K

Teddy: *sits up*
Jinny: You weenie.
Teddy: WHAT did you just call me?
Jinny:...a weenie.
Mag: NOw i see where she gets it...
Teddy: Take it back.
Jin: No.
Teddy: *stands up* TAKE IT BACK!
Jin: NO!
Teddy: *grabs her by the neck* YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK BEFORE I F-
Jin: You're a dad.
Teddy: *passes out again*
Jin: *rolls eyes and rubs neck where he grabbed it*
Nate: ...Teddy?? *walks over to him and squats down*
Raina: Oh leave him alone. He'll snap out of it...
CD: ...I hope.

**an hour goes by**

Jin: Ohhh Teddy Boy...
Nate: *smacks Teddys face*
Mag: He's not moving.
Raina: YOU KILLED HIM! YOU GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!??!?!!?!?
Jin: I didn't kill him!!! *stands over him with one foot on each side and bends over and sticks her face right next to his and screams* YOU WEENIE!!!!!!!
Teddy: *sits up really fast and like...hits Jins head with his head and they both are knocked out*
Mag: That...was smart.
CD: Ohhhh yeah. Very,



ok loafie, i posted.

Magda:... Oh I got it! *stands far awAy from them* WEENIES!!!
Jinny and teddy: Jump up and yell weenie at each other*
Teddy: What did you just call me??
Jinny: What did you just call me!?!?
Teddy: WEENIE!
Jinny: WEENIE!
Teddy: *growls*
Jinny: .... Its been a while since youve actually grolwed at me... I almost miss it... almost...
Magda:........... Okaaaaaaaay... Wwell Now that your both up can we um............. not pass out again?
Jinny: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn DADDY! *teddy passes out
Magda: WEENIE!
Teddy: Mmmmmmmmmmmommy!
Jinny: *passes out* *then the weenie wake up mommy daddy pass out thing goes on for an hour and finally captain has teddy dragged off because Jinny gets her bloo panties in a wad and gets all pissed and tres to kill him but its all good.*
Captain: Im gonna pretend this didnt happen... Ok Cd and Nate... Homicide in the bay area... In the bay actually. And Magda, Robbery... Raina can help out... And Jinny can have rainas job.
Jinny: .................... Excuse me?
Captain: You heard me loafie.
Jinny: No... No desk duty... Desk duty baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad... *possesed voice* DESK DUTY EVIL!!!
Captain: .... *clears throught, then take a bible out and hits jinny upside the head with it and shes no longer posesed* DESK DUTY!

ur turn evil moose

ok,,,i shall flash forward/.....nothing will happen. ok whatever.

*3 months later*

Jin: *shes showing...and was forced to buy maternity clothes, well, just the pants...and she wears really big shirts* Hey Cap...something came in on that case today. *thinking: i HATE desk duty...how the hell does Raina do this?!!?*
Cap: *gets up and grabs paper from Jin* Thanks.
Jin: Yeah yeah...
Mag: So Jin...
Jin: Yes Mag??
Mag: How are you feeling today?
Jin: Bitchy, tired,...sick...and my back hurts.
Mag: That;s normal.
Jin: I just want this thing OUT.
Mag: WEll, it will be,..soon enuff.
Jin: Excuse me..please.....*runs to the bathroom*
CD: Where's she goin?
Mag: ..morning sickness.

i would post more...but i have to go..the holy hour approaches. ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinny: *comes back 10 minutes later* I hate this... I hate desk duty. I hate morning sicness I hate maternity clothes why am I doing this again???
Magda: *putas armn around Jinny and points to a blank wall* Look at the wall Jin... What do you see?
Jin: Ummm... A wall.
Mag: look closer Jinny! Its the future!!!
Jin: Its a wall...
Mag: *patriotic music in the background and a flag flappin somewhere* See the future Jinny... its you... 5 years from now! With your daughter... or son, playing on a hill!
Jin: its a wall mag...
Mag: Jinny just let your imagination go to work! See the future!?!? See the happiness you me, ben and whatever its name is will share??? DO YOU SEE OT JINNY!?!? DO YOU!?!?
Jinny: YES MAGDA! *insightful voice* I SEE THE FUTURE!!! *thinking: she gone crazy*
Magda: Good now shut up, stop complaining and go back to work!!!!
Jinny: *sarcastically* How sweet.
Magda: Yes. I am.
Captain: Just think... In another 2 months, you can go on maternity leave... FOR A LONG LONG TIME!!! far far away from here...
Jinny: I have been insulted. I want coffe.
Magda: Caffiene.
Jinny: I know. *everyone kinda goes away and jin kinda sits on mags desk* So how long has it been since we went out for dinner huh?
Magda: Umm... To long.
Jinny: Doing anything tonight?
Magda: No, ben has a sleepover.
Jinny: Good because I don't have anything to do.
Magda: I thought tonight was your family poker night or something...
Jinny: I stopped going to that...
Magda: Why? I mean ever since you moved into that disgusting lil apartment you have barely even come in contact with your family!
Jinny: I know. *taps pen on desk* They... They dont exactly know I'm pregnant... And ive got dads birthday to go to...
Magda: *looks Jin over* I think they're gonna figure it out Jin.
Jinny: I know but... They always thought of me as a slut this isnt going to help much.
Magda: Jin their gonna find out eventually.
Jinny: They'll find out... when my kid gets into college.
Magda: Tell them or I will hurt you.
Jinny: But tonight? What about our plans?
Magda:.... Fine... call your dad and tell him... from my house so I know you do it.
Jinny:... after telling him that do you think it would be a good idea to tell him Im gay to?
Magda: *sighs* omg...

Jin: ...what?
Mag: You haven't told him...?
Jin: You actually think I'd go out of my way to tell him that I'm gay...and my girlfriend is my partner? Riiiight.
Mag: Jin, he'll find out someway! Both of you're brothers are cops...I'm suprized they dont already know!
Jin: *gasps* What if John knows...what if he's on his way over here to kill me right now?! You know what he did to Casey!!!!
Mag: He won't hurt you, Jin.
Jin: You doofus, he hurt me when he was beatin up Case...what makes you think he won't hurt me again?!
Mag: Because...he DOES already know...he found out yesterday. They put him in a straight jacket and took him into the insayne asylum and put him in one of those padded rooms.
Jin: Oh great, one brother is gay, and the other is crazy.
Mag: Atleast you won't have to worry about him anymore...
Jin: Yeah...true.
Mag: So...does Casey know?
Casey: *walks in* Hey Jinny, Magda.
Mag: He will in a few minutes! *walks off*
Casey: So what did you have to tell me, Jin?
Jin: Oh um...Casey...
Casey: ...yeah?
Jin: I'm.....
Casey: You're...
Jin: Gay...and Mag is my girlfriend.
Cas: *hugs her* It's OK.................
Jin: So it doesn't bother you?
Cas: Why should it,loafie?
Jin: *stares*
Cas: What??
Jin: ...nothing.
Cas: Well,,,I gotta get goin...I'll call u tonight. *leafs*
Mag: *walks back in* So how did the loafie take it?
Jin: Fine....

ok loaf, it wasnt funny..but oh well.

Mag: Now all you have to do is notifye your dad of well... everything.
Jinny: Must I?
Mag: YOU MUST! The loaf god wishes for that to be done!!!
Jinny: WHo is the loaf god?
Mag: ME!!!!!!! I rule all loafies. That means YOU!!!!!!!
Jinny: You know what... How about I tell him before our little... date, and then come to your house? Kakies?
Magda: What if you're lying?
Jinny: WHem have I ever leid to you?
Magda: You lied twice at the intervention, once June 9th 2001, once June 8th 2001, once June 7th 2001, two times June 6th...
Jinny: shut up.
Magda: Don't tell me to shut up. *smacks Jins ass*
Jinny: OW!! THE PAIN!!! THE AGONIZING EXCRUCIATING PAIN!!! OW MY ASS.... OH I'M DYING... DEATH IS NEAR!!!!! I FEEL IT. *gets on knees* Say goodbye to ben for me. *pretends to die*
Magda: *goes outside and gets the whole Jug of water comes in and pours the entire thign on Jinny*
Jinny: I AM ALIVE!!! STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! *gets up and slides around because shes soaked.* I'll tell him I'll tell him...

*That night outside of her dads house in the car*
Mag: Go.
Jinny: No.
Mag: GO.
Jinny: NO.
Mag: GO!
Jinny: NO!
Magda: GET THE **** OUT OF THIS CAR NOW LOAFIE!!!!!
Jinny: *gets out and runs up to the door and goes in. she can hear her dad and casey playing poker* Hello! I'm here...
John Sr.: *calls from other room* Oh hey Jin, long time no see, get in here and play poker Im tired of winning!
Jinny: *doesn't go in but stands outside room* Dad I have somthing to tell you.
John Sr.: What?
Jinny: Um... *deep breath* I am gay and magda, my partnetr is my girlfreind and Im 6 months pregnant DONT HURT ME!!!!!!!!! *out in the car magda sees john jr. still wearing his straigh jacket run down the street and towards the house.*

ur turn loaf girl

Mag: Ohhhhhhh ****. Holy ****. **** **** ****. *grabs cell phone and calls Jinny inside the house*
Jin: Um yeah...hello?
Mag: JINNY!!! JOHN!! RUNNING TOWARD HOUSE!!!
Jin: John....Mag! he's in the insayne asylum!
Mag: **** no he isn't! Get out of the house!
John Jr: *runs up against door and plows through it*
Jin: oh..........****.
John Jr: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *runs at Jinny*
Jinny: *stands up against the wall and moves right at the last second and John smacks up against the wall and knocks himself out cold*
Mag: *runs in* Are you OK?!
Jin: Yeah...but he's not...damnit! How the hell did he get out!?
John Jr: *moves around* oh God.....ow....
Jin: *picks up phone book and dials a number* Hello,,yes...is this the insayne asylum? ...ok, yes. There's a man, John Exstead Jr, who has escaped, he is here. GET YOUR ASSES THE HELL OVER HERE BEFORE THE BASTARD KILLS ME!!! ..............*hangs up*
John Jr: *opens eyes* Jinny......... come here.
Jin: Um no.
John Jr: GET OVER HERE.
Jin: *steps back*
John Jr: *stands up and walks over to her* Listen...





mwahhhhahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

John Jr.: Lets make a comprimise... if you'll take this.... Pesky straight ajcket off we can just sit down and talk this over...
Jinny: hehe... Yyyyyyyno.
John Jr: TAKE IT OFF DAMNITTTTTT!
Jinny: NO!
John Jr.: *Jumps at jinny because he cant hit her and like bounces off* What the... Damn ur getting fat.
Jinny: yeah... Im kinda pregnant...
John Jr: WHORE! *bounces off her again like 57834569 tiems*
John Sr.: ok thats not going to work
Jinny: yeah its getting annoying... *hits john jr and knocks him out*
John Sr.: Just... jst tell me somthing Jin...
Jinny:...ok..
John Sr.: *loud as hell* WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jinny: Ummm...
John Sr.: 8clears through and says calmly* jinny girl... Why did you wait... 6 months to tell me? WHY!?!?
Jinny: Umm... because Im afraid of you...
John Sr.: Afraid... of me? Little old man? What am I gonna do?
Jinny: Kill me?
John Sr.: Dont go giving me any ideas!
Jinny: So you like hate me now?
John Sr.: No... No I dont hate you... You just drive me CRAZY!!! I wish you would have told me sooner... and Gay??? Since when???
Jinny: Ummm.... 3 months maybe?
John Sr.: magda... magda.. you said magda... YOURE WITH MAGDA!?!?
Magda: *clears throught*
John Sr.: Heh... Hi Magda...
Magda: ncie ta see ya Mr Exstead....
John Sr: Just... Just call me John... Well... I think Im gonna go have a heart attack so... excuse me. *goes in kitchen and drinks like half a bottle of vodka and comes back* im much better now... much better...

ur turn laifue

Mag: Um..ok....Jin. are we done here?
Jin: when the insayne asylum loafies get hea.
John Sr.: WTF??
Mag: Dont ask.
John Sr.: Ok...I wont.
Mag: Good.
Jin: *somebody knocks ion the door* I got it* opsnes door and insayne people come in* Bout time you got hea!
Guy: Sorry for the wait...cow crossing up the road...
Guy 2: Yeah...anyway. That him?? *points to John Jr. on the floor*
Jin: Yeah. TAKE HIM AWAY!
Mag: And don't let him get out next time.
Guy 1 & 2: *they drag him out to the van and take him away*
Jin: So um...I guess we'll go...
John Sr.: Why so soon?
Jin: We...have a date. Call you later dad. *leafs with Magda*
Mag: So where we goin?
Jin: You said Ben was at a sleep over...right?
Mag: Yeah...
Jin: To....a club.
Mag: ..club??
Jin: Yeah...a club. you know...dancing, drinking..and..other things.
Mag: I...dont know about that,
Jin: Why not?? come on..it will be fun, but we need some clothes...


ok,,,wtf ever laofie.

Magda: Clothes... Jin.... I have some nice clothes at home... I dotn need anymore.
Jinny: Yes you do pinkay! I know this nice place in the Mission District.
Magda: Where'd you hear about a clothes store down there? Why do you shop there thats not safe!!!
Jinny: I heard about it from an old freind... Gabbriella Cezario.
Magda:.... Jin she's doin time for prostitution...
Jinny: HAHA! I know loafie! *gets in car and drives mag down to place*
Magda: Jin its kinda nightime and its kinda the mission district and i dont have my gun and neither do you and this is not safe...
Jinny: *points out window to a door .57454835934 inches away* mag the door is .57454835934 inches away... Nobodies gonna shoot us in the .57438593 seconds it takes us to talk out there!!! 8gets out of car and goes in and mag follows and the store is full of slutty crud*
Magda: omg... Jin your never gonna fit your ass in these clothes...
Jinny: Maybe not... BUT YOU WILL!!!
Magda: Excuse me??? *jin draggs her into store*
Jinny: *grabs some leapoard print pants and red leather pants and black shiny plastic kinda pants and a bunch of weird tops... All of which are black* your to pink. We need to de pink you.
Magda: Whats wrong with pink? *looks at this pink shirt thats the least slutty thing there*
Jinny: because tis not whorie enough!
Magda: W... why do I have to look like a whore???
Jinny: So I wont be the only one! *points to like... a maternity whore section*
Magda: Dear sweet mother of blue ink... jinny where are you taking us tonight???
Jinny: Mwaha... Mwahaha... MWAAAAAAAAHA!
Magda; That cant be good...

ur turn loafie

Jin: *breaks out in song* I'M EATING A MONKEY SALAD....I'M EATING A MONKEY SALAD!!!!!
Mag: Jin...shut the **** up. You have gone NUTS.
Jin: CAUSE MY FRIEND SAID IT WOULD TASTE GOOD! I'M EATING A MO---
Mag: *bitch slaps her and knocks her in the floor*
Jin: Hey!!!
Mag: Stop bein' so stupid.
Jin: I'm just singing, Loafie!
Mag: ...I'm just gonna go try this on. *comes out 5 minutes later with these REALLY tight leopard pants and a black one shouldered shiurt thing on*
Jin: Oh........NIIIIIIIIIICE!!
Mag: It...looks.....I look liike a whore, Jinny!!!!
Jin: That's how you're stuuposed to lok! Now let me try something on. *comes out 10 minutes later with tight shiny green pants and a plasticy tube top*
Mag: That.....looks good.
Jin: Seriously??
Mag: yeah!!
Jin: OK, lets get em off and pay for em....and GO! *they change and pay and get in the car and go to mags house to change since it was only a mile away*
Mag: ...I didn';t know my house was so close to the...whoriness.
Jin: WElll, now u do. LETS CHANGE!!! *runs in the house and goes in the bathroom adn changes in .654684 seconds b4 mag ever gest in the house* OK, im done.
Mag: *walks in* Damn...that was fast.
Jin: Hurry!!!!!!!!



ok wtfever im done/.

Magda: I'm goin. *goes in and takes like 5483594739 minutes to change.* Ok im done.
Jinny: Thank god It's time to do your hair!
Magda:... What?
Jinny: YES! *holding 2 boxes* In here! U can do mine after I do urs!
Magda: but.... *jinny like throws her in chair and litterally straps ehr down.* JINNNNNNY!
Jin: *takes out one box,... It is FX Highlighting Kit. She takes rondom strips of hair all over magdas nice curly head and puts the bleach on them*
Magda:.... jinny that smells like peroxide... Tell me thats not peroxide!
Jinny: its not peroxide. *Thinking: Hey! Who cares if it is or not the important this is I told her it wasdnt just like she asked.* *lets hair get all bleached out totally white and takes the next hair dye thingy of Paul Mitchelle hair dye in "Bloo" (that ones not real... THE FX one is... I didnt use FX color b cuz its only semipermanant... ok like u care.)* Ok we need to let the color process *wrapps hair in stuff so mag cant se what color its turning*
Magda: What color is that???
Jinny: nothing nothing. Nothing abnormal... Ok this is the color I want u to do mine! *hands mag a biottle of the bleach and some green dye* Get to work loafie! *sits down and of coursr lets mag go*
Magda: Payback time! *does like these big chunks of her hair purple*

ur turn

**15 minutes later; their hair is done**

Mag: *looks in mirror* Holy....CRAP.
Jin: *stands beside her* Niiiiiiiiiice.
Mag: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFFFFFF!!!!!
Jin: Mag...chill! It's not like were gonna see anybody we know!
Mag: *whines* I don't like it!
Jin: I do, come on! It's gettin' late...we need to leave.
Mag: I am NOT leaving the house like this.

*20 minutes later at a club called 'Bloo Moon'*
Jin: *screaming over the music* Let's go get something to drink!
Mag: *screaming too* OK....
Jin: *walks over to the bar and drags Mag wif her* Yo, bartender...6 shots of vodka! *looks at Mag* 3 for me....3 for you.
Mag: Um...thanks....I think.
Bartender: Here you go, ladies. *winks at them and sets the drinks down*



mmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mag: U know Jin u really... shouldnt be drinking I thought u meant like get a... *jinny downs all 3 in like 2 seconds* soda...
Jinny: When driking one night cant hurt.
Mag: Well it doesnt matter. u already drank it. *drinks hers pretty slowly.*

*1 hour later*
Mag: *drunk off her pink cloths wearin ass chugging a like whole bottle of rum*
Jin: *drunk as well* Holy... crap.
Mag: *finishes off the bottle* Donnnnnnne.
Jin:... *2 really hott chiks sit down*
Girl next to mag: Hi Im beth.
Girl next to Jin: I'm courtney. What are ur names?
Jinny: Im Jinnay!
Mag:... Im Magdalapoo.
Beth:..... Magdalapoo... interesting. *they are so drunk*
Courtney: *they ae so mine* My house is right near here... So why dont we just walk there and have our own.. private party.
Beth: Wouldnt that be nice.
Magda: yespoops.
Jinny:........ Stop sayin poop. The moose says poop every 5 seconds.
Magda: Ew.
jinny: She saysd that to. stop.
Magda: *does the zips lips thing*
Courtney:.. Moose... I know her. maureen right? the log? I dont like her.
Jinny: I think shes thwe only person who does.
Mag: Such a moofry. Moo fry dont bother me, moofry dont bother me moo...
Jinny: SHUT UP! We can harass maureen tomorow... I havwe a home harassment kit. We can lock her in the closet.
Beth: Ok can we go now???

ur turn

MagdA: Yessss, lets go, loaf! *grabs Jinny by the arm and gets up, but stumbles, but Beth catches her and helps her out, and Courtney helps Jin*
Jin: *just walked out the door* I hope yourrrr house isn't much further....cause I'm gonna die!
Beth: We just got out the door...
Jin: IM DRUNK YOU FREAKAZOID!
Beth: ...
Magda: I'm gonnaaaaaaaa.....*passes out and falls on Beth*

**10 minutes later at Courtney's house**
Magda: *still passed out on the couch and the rest are sitting around her on the couch*
JIn: sooooooooo..
Courtey: There's a big hottub upstairs.
Magda: *waks up* What hottub?
Jin: Coutneypoos!
MagdA: Niiiiiiiice,


ur turn, LOAF.

Jinny: I didnt bring anything wearable for a hottub
Beth: *shakes head* I think that made sense.
Courtney: Thats ok... You wont be needing it. Trust me.
Jinny:Ooooooooooooooookay.
Magda: That wouldbe cheating on me u cangt go in!
Jinny: If U go in ud be cheating on me.
Magda:........ Am I suppsosededed to cariepoo?
Jinny: Umm. yyyyyya.
Magda: Ok then we'll both go in. *they go upstairs and like ummm... yeah get in the hottub with Courtneypoo and Bethpoo.*
Jinny: This hottub is quite.. hott
Beth: yeah... yeah it is courtney turn the heat off!!!!!!
Courtney: *lowers heat* U act like the moose.
Beth: No the moose is a ****ing looser!
Courtney: My point exactally.
Beth: U swine.
Jinny: The moose is a swine.
Courtney: I am nothing like the moose.
Magda: Ur much less logg like and much better looking.
Courtney: Thank you... Then again everyone is less logg like and better looking than the moose.
Jinny: She shall die an agonizing death just as the dinosaurs did when the metior hit the earth 65 million years ago and raised the tempurature so high their skin litterally burnt off of their still living breathing bodys.
Beth:...... How pleasant....
Magda: For us it will be.
Courtney: Now lets get down to buisiness. *like Kisses Jinny and beth kisses Magda and ya all know the rest...*

*Next morning*

Magda: *wakes up with a splitting headach and realizes shes in bed with 3 diffrent girls and she only knows one* JINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Jinny, Courtney and Beth: *wake up* WTF!?!?!?
Magda: What is going on here???? WHO ARE U PEOPLE!?
Beth: beth and *points to courtney* Courtney.
Jinny: Niceto meet you.... I get the feeling weve already met am I right?
Beth: bingo.
Magda: Thats noce were going home now! BYE! *gets Jinny and draggs her outside and beth and courtney gave Jin their phone #'s.
Jinny: So how do we get home?
*Nelly and drives up in a Mercedes Benz.*
Nelly: Yo how much for a date?
Jinny: Depends, will u gove us a ride home?............. Dear lord ur nelly... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS NELLY!!! AHH! *hugs nelly* I AM UR BiGGEST FAN!

ur turn

Nelly: Whoa whoa...watch the ice *points to a HUGE diamond necklace he's wearing*
Jinny: *pets necklace* I'm soryy! I didn't mean to hurt it!!
Nelly: Um...ya....so, as I was saying, how much for a date?
Jinny: 700 bux and a ride home afterwards. I need the first 200 now...for insurance.
Nelly: Ight, hea ya go. *hands Jin the cash*
Magda: Jin...may I PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?!?! *drags her to the side* Wtf are you doing!?!?!
Jin: Gettin' us a ride home!
Mag: I'm not doin' Nelly to get a ride home.
Jin: OH YES YOU ARE! *gets in Nelly's car and takes Mag with her*
Nelly: *driving to his house* So what are your names, ladies?
Jin: I'm...Jinny. And she's Magda.
Nelly: *turns on the radio*
Mag: *sings* yall *****s gone make me, unleash the dragon,i know u dont really wanna unleash the dragon, *****s can ya hea me? yeahhhhh, shortys can ya hea me? yeaaaahhh!!!
Jin: ...I didn't know you knew that song...
Mag: There are a lot of things you dont know about me...
Nelly: Sisqo's muh dawg...he lives about a mile away from me. *pulls into his driveway infront of his HUGE ASS house...*
Jin: Niiiiiiiiiice. *gets out*
Mag: ........whoa. *gets out too*
Nelly: *gets out and unlocks his house and lets them look around for about .35498746130654 seconds then takes them upstairs to his bedroom*

ok, loaf.

Jinny: *his bedroom is gargantuin* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...
Magda:......... Wow.... This is... bigger.... than... my house.
Nelly: Yeah I know... my house is wonderful. So much better than urs. *jumps on the bed*
Jinny:... Thanks. *flops down next to him* Magda. coem here.
Magda: I dont know...
Jin: MAG!
Magda: Cant we just...
Jinny: *sing song voice* Magda get over here. *evil stare*
Magda:.... Ok. *sits on like he edge of the bed.
Jinny & Nelly: *grab her and pull her in between them.*
Jinny: *tries to kiss Nelly dearest but magdas in the way and is like frozen.* Ok this is not going to work. Go in the bathroom or something.
Magda: Gladly! *goes in bathroom* *to self*.. Theres a giant house plant... next to the toilet.. *it looked like a houseplant but was 20 feet high and the leaves were like 6 feel long... Ive seen one*
Jinny and Nelly: *do I really need to explain this??*

*A while later*

Jin: *knocks on bathroom* Mag open up.
Magda: *asleep*
Jin: MAAAAAAAG!
Magda: *opens door in this panick because jin like screamed*
Jinny: ur turn. *magda pulls her in*
Magda: How could u get me into this u swine!!!!!!???
Jinny: Would u calm down!?
Magda: This is illegal! We are cops! We are not supposed to do illegal things! omg.. what if captain finds out? then my mom!?!? And ben??? Hell be the son of a x cop turned hooker... And my aunt will disown me and...
Jinny: Magda... who the hell is nelly gonna tell huh? Hes a rapper from the south!
Nelly: Dont u be dissin the south!
Jinny: SHUT UP!... Magda! AH! *throws her out of bathroom*

ur turn. loaf one

Mag: *beats on the bathroom door* DON'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE!! I'll break up with you, Jinny Exstead!
Jin: *opens door just enuff to poke her head out* No! Don't do that!
Mag: Come on...we have enuff cash to call a cab!
Nelly: Yo...I agreed for bofe of y'all. Youze betta get ova hea, urly haired shorty...*walks over to her*
Jin: *slams door*
Nelly: *puts his hands on her shoulders and turns her around* It won't take long.... *kisses her*
Mag: *pushes him away* AHHHHHH!!!
Nelly: *locks the bedroom door*
Mag: *whimpers*
Nelly: Listen...I'll pay you double...
Mag:.......ok!

*like...15 minutes later*
Mag: Ok Jin! *knocks on bathroom door* Nelly's takin us home.
Jin: *comes out* Okay, Loafie!
Nelly: *drops them off and leafs*
Jin: Maagggg...
Mag: yeah?
Jin: This isn't home...
Mag: Then what is it?!
Jin: This is where all the prostituse and homeless people hang out.
Mag: Why did he drop us off here??
Jin: Maybe...
Mag: ..he thought we were prostitues....LOVELY...

ur turn, lavender loafie

Jin: Heh... Wonder why...
Magda: *points* That car looks really familiar...
Jin: Thats captains car.
Mag: o.. *5 seconds later* HOLY MOTHER OF POO! *grabs Jinny and dives behind a car* We shall not be seen by anyone!!!!!!
Jinny: Shes probably not even in it!
Mag: She's probablyhere to arrest the hookers!
Jin: So?............................................................ Ok so that could be a problem.
Mag: Where do we go now???
Jin: To hell... its the one place captain might not be...
Mag: This is all your fault. U swine.
Jin: *looks* ok shes not i her car.. We run *points* that way and dont stop! *they run far far away from... where they were, and finally get home*
Mag: I am NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER.... listening to you again!
Ben: *comes out of room* Mommie why do you and jinny have funny colored hair?
Magda:........... We joined the Alabama Circus.
Ben:.... Were in San Fransisco.
Mag:.... Ben just go to bed. If U do jinny will... tell u a story in the morning!
Ben: Ok... *goes into room* Goodnight Mami!
Mag: Night papi...
Jinny: *turns on news*
Newscaster: Today a cream colored cow from alabama has led a band of black and white cows which are fugitive convicted murdrers escaped from Newark State Pennatentary onto route 66 with a cat waering a nametag that sais "Tommy Pitty Pat".... Also newark nj, valentines day and a 14 year old boy named Jeremy and a 13 year old girl knows only as "Moose" have all sunk into the pacific ocean, taking with it half of Jersey city and Jay Z, who was rescued by a band of penguins which had been freed from the zoo. In further news he SFPD has arrested the "#1" rapper Nelly of St Louis for pickign up to prostitutes who have not been founed yet. Captain McCafferty of the felony division stated "Don't worry... My inspectors exstead and ramirez can handle this case."
Magda: *faints*

ur turn loaf

Jin: There's gonna be troubleeeeeeeeeee... WAKE UP MAG!!! *getson the floor next to her and slaps her*
Mag: WHAT WHAT?!?!? I am heeeeeeere!
Jin: ...we have to fix our hair.
Mag: DYE DYE!! We don't have any normal colored dye!
Jin: And if we go get some...someone will recognize us and know we are the hoes that did nelly for a ride home...that wasnt really home.
Mag: *gasps*
Jin: What?!
Mag: *crawls under the bed to reveal a small door...she opens it and a gust of freezing cold air rushes out* JINNAY!!! COME HERE!!! *she crawls down into the hole and comes back out with 2 penguins*
Jin: What the HELL??
Mag: They can get the dye for us!
Jin: Mag...they are penguins. THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY!
Mag: ...I do. *gives them each a 20 dollar bill* Ok, Goofy, you get medium brown hair dye, and Pluto, you get Black Cherry...kakies?
Goofy & Pluto: Penguin! *they walk out the door*
Jin: You..my dear...are insane.
Mag: *kissed her on the cheek* NOT AS INSANE AS YOU!!
Jin: Um,,,ya. okie dokie loafie! *dances around like a munkay and runs back in the living room and continues watching the news*
News lady: The prostitutes have been identified as having orange, red, and bloo hair. One had curly hair....
Jin: Pengie *rocking back and forth holding a stuffed moose* Pengie pengie....
News lady: They were last seen running from the scene really early this morning by Cap. McCafferty.

okie loafie MOO!