Toilet-Paper Researchers Create 3-Ply Tissue

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/ap_on_fe_st/odd3_ply_toilet_paper;_ylt=AhUurku6eXYvG_NqsaTIvNjtiBIF)

NEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.

Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.

The new product will be launched Monday. The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."

Industry analyst Bill Schmitz is skeptical. He said extra layers make toilet paper stronger, not softer, although he said Georgia Pacific may have added extra fibers for softness

That makes me think of that episode of Seinfeld with Elaine and the toilet paper. "Can you spare a square?" :rofl: :brent

^^^You're not 45. :lol:

Seems to me that guys of all ages would appreciate thick toilet paper, lol.

^^^You're not 45. :lol:
:p Seems to me everyone would appreciate it. :rofl:

All that will do is clog easier. Bah!

That makes me think of that episode of Seinfeld with Elaine and the toilet paper. "Can you spare a square?" :rofl: :brent
That's what I thought of, too! "All I'm asking for is ONE PLY!!"

So what does three ply toilet paper have to do with people 45 and older? I guess since I just turned 41, I don't qualify?:confused:

All that will do is clog easier. Bah!
That is so true!


Andrea

Fuggit, I'm buying that damn toilet paper. I DON'T CARE IF I STILL HAVE 22 YEARS TO GO. :mooner:

I am 34 and would try it...makes no sense its for people 45 and older..that would be sooo funny if you needed an ID to buy it to prove your 45 or older..hehe:D

^ LOL!

For the TOUGH ladies over 45......




WE CAN HANDLE IT!!! ;)