Well someone wanted to make onna these and I feel inspired so lets make a blooper thing.. Everyone post your made up bloopers... Ok...

*Episode With the Helen Markem lady*

Nancy: Oh come on... Your born you move on you die thats... The wrong line...
Director: Cut.

*Season Finale*

Nancy: You say you wanna help me! Well maybe... Just maybe, the truth will help.... help... *sneezes*
Lisa: Bless you.
Nancy: Thank you.... Well Maybe, just maybe the.... *starts laughing* I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Director: Cut.

*Episode #12 "Faces in the Crowed"*

Bonnie: Jinny? Jinny, look I... *thinks for a long time and mumbles* I know my line I know my line I know it... *jumps and claps* Oh yeah! Ok Look I want this guy breathing and...
Nancy: *laughing really hard*
Bonnie: This is no laughing matter!
Nancy: ... Sorry.... AAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Director: *sighs* Cut.

*When Jinny is in bar kissing that guy and Teddy is watching*

Nancy: *breaks off kiss with that guy and gives him A weird look*
Guy: What?
Nancy: Can you try not sticking your tounge so far down my throaght this time??? I mean no offense... But it's really... Irritating.
Director: You had 3 seconds left in that in scene... Only 3 more seconds of his tounge... couldn't you have handled it?
Nancy: No.
Director: Ok lets do that again...

Some of those were really stupid but I have been thinking for weeks.


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Those were hillarious Dana...I'm not good at doin stuff like this so I wint, but I will enjoy reading others!

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

Magda: I'm concerned about your drinking.
Jinny: Well that makes one of us.
Magda: *keeps staring at her*
Jinny: *starts ad-libbing cause Lisa forgot her line* I mean, *I* don't think I have a problem. I mean I don't! Where'd you ever get an idea like that? I mean-
Director: Cut!

Jinny: *pilot scene when she's leaving the two guys* I'm just gonna go. *she starts walking out and trips on a boot* All right, who put that there?!
Director: Cut!


hehehehe...when I think of more I'll post them.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your resident off-topic queens and royalty:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

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*When Jinny Chases that guy who throws Garbage on her*

Nancy: *running... running... running... Goes to open a door and someting distracts her and she opens the door and smashes herself in the face with it.*........ Ow...
Lisa: *from off camera* Nice move.
Nancy:....... Ow.
Director: Ok cut..

*When Jinny is talking to the 2 cops when she is drunk*

Nancy: *dumb drunk voice* And inspector Exstead... Nice to meet you... And after i finish this very LAST silver patrone I will give you the once in a lifetime experience too... *decides to be a wise ass* Blah blah blah, so whaddaya say? let sleep together.
Director: Can you please say the line the way you are suposed to now?
Nancy: Ok. Sorry.
Director: Ok take it from your last line.
Nancy: ok... And inspector Ickstead... Exstead... Whats my name again?
Director: Nancy! Just say the line!
Nancy: No seriosly this time I forgot the line.
Director: Cut, lets take a lunch break...

*Just any random scene where they get out of a car*

Nancy: *Slamms car door of fingers and gets a blank look on her face and doesn't move*
Lisa: Nancy??? U ok.
Nancy: Fingers... Door... Slamm... Ow.......... AHHHHHHHHHHH! *pulls fingers out* AHHHHH! Oh I broke them! AHHH! damnitdamnitdamnit! OW! My hand! Help! I need pain killers!
Director: Cut.
Nancy: ... *looks at squished fingers* My fingers are turning blue.
Lisa: That cant be good...

Ok.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

*scene from seduced and abandoned*

Nancy: so you get a peice of that... blah blah blah..sorry what was the line?
Director: CUT!

Nancy: you want honesty? let me tell you a little about my family....*stops for a second and scratches her head* sorry I though a bug was crawling on me!!
Director: come on!! Take 4
Nancy: see I never really had a birthday unless of course you wanna count my...14th? No no...16th?? Yeah yeah thats it! *stops and laughs*
Director: CUT..Lets take a break shall we?

Thats all i can think of hehe http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Kate: how are things going?
Jinny: Miserble i gotta pee
*few minuets when jinny is suppose to come out*
Jinny: uhh u guys my zipper stuck..
*everyone laughs*
Director: Cut!
~*~*~**~~

Kate: i certainly hope your not talking to me
**thinks but cant think of her line: well who else would i be talking to?
(bonnie shakes her head)
Nancy: damn-then whats my line?
Director: cut, take lunch break!

~*~*~**~~

When Jinny walks into the intervention and is staring at everyone
Lela**farts really loud**: oppps
Tracey: you sure let one rip

Y'all...I'm loving these, but I always have, and always will suck at them! So you guys can keep going! If I think of a good one I'll post it.

*Scene that never really heppened... Lets predend it happens next season*

Nancy: *flipping through paprs and puts pen in her mouth to hold it and sticks the wrong and in and the end breaks and all this ink gets in her mouth and turns her mouth blue* EW! *spits ink out on floor* Oh god,... EW!... *grabs tissue and wipes tounge off* Ack!
Director: Cut... Could someone please get Ms McKeon some Water?
Nancy: *talking wierd because well... She has ink in her mouth* Im gonna go brush my teeth...

*When Jinny and Mag are playin racquetball*

Lisa: *whacks ball and almost hits camera man who dives out of the way.* Omg... I am sorry.
Camera Man: *stays down and doesn't move*
Nancy: You killed him.
Director: Cut.

*Scene where Jinny is undercover at strip club*

Guy: *Piches her ass*
Nancy: *turns around to say her line but the heel on her boot breaks and she falls* MEDIC!
Director: Cut.

*Intervention Scene*

Lela: You were never nice to me!
Nancy: Well did it ever occur to you that we might not have anything in common?
Lela: Were both.... Ummm... Both... Both...
Nancy: *starts making it up* What? Cops? Women?.... Living???
Director: Nice save. CUT!

*Scene In "Partners in Crime"*

Lisa: Jinny I am concerned about your drinking.
Jinny: *has the stomach flu and is really nausius.* I... Am going to throw up...
Lisa: *Backs up*
Director: Cut. Nancy, go see a doctor.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

"Don't Ask"

Casey: Jinny, i think i know how this guy felt and what he was going throw.

Nancy: *cocks head* MMM..

Casey: Jinny, I'm gay!

Nancy: I knew it! I knew It! I am so good! So damn good!

Director: Cut!

"Episode with the crazy serial killer homless lady"

Lela: Every damn time...every..What u looking at? What the hell you looking at? What you reading? *goes over and grabs it. It rips in half*. Good now we can share it! *Tracey starts laughing*

Director: Cut!

Nancy: You got ur 15 min. Under 1 condition. She leaves *points to Lisa*

Lisa:What u can't do that! I set this up! i have lines. I am ur best friend in the show and off the show! Thats it...u asked for it! *runs at Nancy and jumps on her. they are on the floor and Lisa is fake strangling her*

Tracey: SFPD. put ur hands in the air. You have the right *everyone stats laughing*

Director: Geez...cut and take 14!

they sucked but oh well! i tired

ok, i am seriously ROTFLMAO

do any of yal mind if i put these on my NMK site, don worry, if i can, ill giv all da 1s dat make 'em credit, well, i mean ill say who made 'em if u wan me 2

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

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OK, There are gonna be bad but w/e!

"The First One Hits Free Baby"

Bonnie(Kate): Look Jinny, your personal life is all yours. But what you do after hours, affects my hours and becomes my business. *pauses* No wait, scratch that. I don't what to know what you do after-hours, I don't even want to think about what you do after hours ... or should I say WHO you do after hours!
*Bonnie and Nancy starts to laugh*
Director: CUT! Bonnie what was that?
Nancy: Hey, I gotta hand it to her, it's the truth!

"Intervention"

Nancy(Jinny): Freeze! Step away from the counter and put your hands over your head.
*Man starts to run away and Nancy starts to follow him, but she trips and falls. She falls right into the candy display sending candy all over the floor.*
Director: CUT!
Nancy: Well at least I fell! *says proudly* And it was definitely a "drunken" fall if I do say so myself!

"Faces In The Crowd"

Jay(Teddy): Well what am I supposed to do? Hide in the closet while you go out and face danger?
Nancy(Jinny) No. You're supposed to hide under the covers with me cuz it's warmer that way. *Reaches out, takes Jay's hand and pulls him down on the bed.*
Jay(Teddy): *pulls his hand away.* WOW! That is the cheesiest line I ever heard! *starts to laugh*

More as soon as I can think of any...

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*!*Caitlin*!*
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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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"Don't Ask" When John is beating up Casey and Jinny pulls him of onto her*

Guy who plays John: *elbows her in stomach and accidentally does it to hard*
Nancy: OW! Damn you! That hurt... I mean in realy life!
Guy: Oops.. Sorry...
Director: CUT.

*Partners in Crime*

Lisa: It's to much of a commitment.
Nancy: What like were dateing and now I'm asking you to move in?
Lisa: No... But thats not a bad idea how about tonight at my place?
Director: LISA! Cut!!!

*Intervention*

John: So she drinks she drinks like a fish! So what!@>
Nancy: So what!? I'll tell you what! I am a drunk, A stupid drunk! WHY!?!? WHY!?!? *falls dpwn and does that REALLY fake crying*
Director: CUT!
Nancy: Why!? Why did she shoot herself!? WHY!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?!? *sobbing*
Director: I SAID CUT!!!
Nancy: How could she just leave me like that, Leave me to drink until my freinds have an intervention for my sorry ass! WHY!?
Director: CUT!
Nancy: *clears throaght and gets up* Sorry...




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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

gosh, these are to funny. im going again!! heh heh
---------------------------------------------Tracey: Im judgmental (sp?) and jaded and thats not the line....
They all begin to laugh
Director: CUT
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
The guy in the bar is cleaning the glass and he drops it
Nancy: good going!
Director: CUT! Cant you get this without dropping the dang glass?
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
***High on the hog***
Nancy: this is going right through me I gotta use the bathroom (is that the right line? Im not sure sorry) She gets up and there is a big wet spot on her pants and they all start to laugh
Lisa: itz SURE going through you!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
***InTeRvEnTiOn***
Nancy: (screaming about her mom)
Alex Rocco: hey nancy can you please try not to spit on me? It went in my eye
Nancy: (goes out of character) Oh, sorry heh heh!!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Thats all I can think of hehe
This was such a good idea!

I was sitting in study hall 2day and I came up w/ some more bloopers. So here goes!

*I Forget Which Ep (LOL)*

Nancy(Jinny): Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna love me at all?
Jay(Teddy): Because I wanna be with you. Wait... that's not right! *Nancy starts to laugh*

*I Forget Which Ep Again(LOL)*

Nancy(Jinny): Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing. Hmm.. do windows have dressing?
Directer: *Laughs* CUT!

*The Fear Factor*

Nancy(Jinny): God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
Tracey(C.D.): Why?
Nancy(Jinny): Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
Tracey(C.D.): Did she tell you that?
Nancy(Jinny): No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression of when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"
Tracey(C.D.): Let me guess. The back said, " You better believe it!"
Directer: CUT!
Nancy: *Laughs* Oh, I liked that. That was good!


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*!*Caitlin*!*
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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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Ko, Pplz, these are LMAO funny! This one's from a play I have to do tonight at church, but it's funny anyway... I'm gonna get kicked for this, but oh well!!!

"Intervention"

That one lady: Jinny, I'm gonna pray for you because I have the big Bible right here! (Motions to a thick book. Places it on Jinny's chest and puts her hand on her back. She bows her head and starts to pray.) Dear Lord Jesus, God, Jehova, The Alpha and the Omega, Abba Father, The beginning and the end, Jehovah Jira! (Kicks across Jinny's abdomen.) I order you to cleanse this black hearted varmint's sin filled heart, for we know that she's headed striaght to the bowels of hell! (Presses the book into Jin's chest every time she says cleanse.) Cleanse it! Cleanse it! Amen. (Opens her eyes. Everyone else cracks up.) What?
Nancy: What was that?

Continue on! Even though that's redundant! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif I'm still sayin it... Ta, y'all!
Okay, I know that sucked... Ta, y'all.

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Okay, there are a few things that I'd like to make clear:

1.The Facts of Life, THe Division, and Designing Women rock forever!!!

2. I am a Kana. Do not put down The Facts of Life, The Division, or Designing Women, or I will be forced to summon the evil bats and their sidekicks, the evil polar bears, on you.

I'm glad we had this conversation.

Y'all have a nice day!

"Intervention"

Nancy: *walking through Jins apartment with that bottle of stuff going to the table and she trips on something and falls and breaks the bottle*
Director: CUT.
Nancy: *gets up and is covered in that stuff they use instead of alcohol* Can I get a towel over here?

"Don't Ask"

John: Oh yeah and your still the town slut...
Nancy: *sneezes all over him*
John: *sarcastically* thank you, I needed that.
Nancy: Don't you even have the decency to say 'bless you'???
John: Not when you sneeze on ME!@ *points to the guy who plays casey* Sneeze on the gay guy!
Director: Cut!

"High on the Hog"

Lisa: WHERE WERE YOU!?
Nancy: I was in the bar are you alright!? Did they hurt you!?
Lisa: You are aware that you messed that line up right?
Nancy: Did you have to point that out?
Director: CUT!

"Pilot"

Director: "Pilot" Take 17!!!!
Guy: ..... I am the one you slept with.
Nancy: ....... *thinks and forgets line* DAMN! Oh I was so close this time... I could almost remember the line!!!!
Director: Cut and take 18.

"Intervention"

Nancy: And why dont you share with us y ur staying with your husband for so long KNOWING that hes out doin another woman everynight!!!
Tracy: he was prolly out doin you to!
Nancy: ..... How'd you know that?
Director: Cut!!!!!!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

I'm going again cuz I though up of some really funny/good ones!
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Episode: Redemption

Jay: Hey, im making you an offer you cant refuse
Nancy: which would be?
Jay: which would be going away to Napa and *looks at the director* can we do this over again??
Director: CUT

Episode: W.S.T.Y.H (if u dont know what that means, its what sharp teeth you have)

Jay is walking over to Nancy(Jinny) and notices his zipper of his pants are open. He turns beat red and walks away. Every1 laughs
Director: mr harrington, please zipper uo those pants!!! CUT TAKE3

Episode: the first hits free, baby

(i dont have to explain, itz at the end of the episode and we all know what that is! lol)
As they are walking backwards, Nancy bumps into the camera
Nancy: *laughs* ooops sorry
Director: Take 16, guys please get this right this time!
They re-do the scene and when they are walking backwards to go on the bed, Jay falls over something making him and Nancy fall.
Jay: my fault! I put the shoe there sorry
Director: and why did u do that?
Jay: so we could fall!


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Originally posted by Jinny Girl:
"Intervention"

Nancy: And why dont you share with us y ur staying with your husband for so long KNOWING that hes out doin another woman everynight!!!
Tracy: he was prolly out doin you to!
Nancy: ..... How'd you know that?
Director: Cut!!!!!!



HEHE! That reminds me of our story! LOL

Roflmao, these r sooooo funny

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

Lisa(Magda): What is that?
Nancy(Jinny): It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea.
Lisa(Magda): You're gonna need a bigger book.
Nancy(Jinny): *looks at Magda* NO SH*T SHERLOCK! *Starts to laugh*
Director: CUT!
Nancy: *Still laughing* I'm sorry, I'm sorry. HaHaHaHaHa!

*Intervention*

Nancy(Jinny): If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your right! *Sits down* It'll be fun to trash me!
*Lisa starts to laugh*
Directer: CUT!

*Intervention*

Nancy(Jinny): And you actually paid for this assassination, huh? Really, how much? I mean, how does that work? Is it like chippin' in for the Christmas party, huh? Where are the hats? Where are the noise makers? God, I'd really love a damn party favor. I want one of those little horns that go "TOOT TOOT!" Hehe!
Lisa: Nancy, you sure that you're not the one drunk?

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*!*Caitlin*!*
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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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"Any random scene where Jinny is drinking*

Nancy: *takes sip and spits it out* What the hell did you put in this!?
Lisa: hehehee... AAAAAAAAAHAHAAA!
Nancy: WHAT DID U PUT IN THE DRINK!?!?
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Nancy: *whacks lisa upside the head like 56 times* You idiot! You poisoned it!
Lisa: *still lauging*
Director: CUT!!! Nancy please stop hitting lisa...

"Intervention"

Nancy: i'd be more at home in my apartment but here is fine. *sits on edge of chair and chair falls over* Damnit...
Director: Cut!

"Scene that never really happened*

Nancy: *Walks through Jinnys apartment listening to this guy she slept with leave messages on her answering machines while holding bowl of grapes eating them*
Guy: *not saying his line right*Jinny... Jiiiiiiiinny... *high pitched voice* I KNOW U THERE! I KNOW YOU THERE! I KNOW IT!
Nancy: *drops bowl*
Guy: I'm sorry, I'm just playin with you...
Director: What was that??? That wasn't even funny! CUT!
Guy:....... Sorry...

*Episode where she beats up that fat guy*

Nancy: *stops fighting and whines* I broke a nail!!!
Director: Funny... haha... Cut.
Nancy: No I am serious I broke a nail!
Director: So?
Nancy: WHAT!? *sitcks finger in his face* YOU EXPECT ME TO FINISH THIS SCENE WITH A BROKEN NAIL!?!? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A BREAK! I NEED PAIN MEDICINE! I NEED A MANICURIST! I NEED MY MOMMY!
Everyone: Laughs...
Director: *points to Nancys finger in his face which happens to be her middle finger* Could you please get ur finger out of my face?
Nancy: *looks at hand* Ummm... Yeah... Can we do that scene over now?



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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

okay thought I would some of mine sorry if they suck

scene where Jin and Teddy are laying in bed

Nancy:Wait, hold on, okay, perfect (While saying this she is rolling on top on Jay and moving his arms around.
Jay:You do realize you are in the exact same position as before?
Nancy:No...(obviously lying0
Jay:why did you do it
Nancy:so i could roll on top of you
Jay: (laughs)
Director: Great that screwed up the scence...CUT


Imaginary scene
Nancy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifruns into the division and falls on her back)
Jay http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifruns from off scene)I know Cpr (starts giving her mouth to mouth)
Nancy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsmacks Jay) what was that for
JAy: You weren't breathing
Nancy:And that would explain the tougne...?
Jay:Oh that he...he (scratches his head)
Nancy:Yes that and i was breathing you idiot
director http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifto lisa and others) Have they slept together yet?......CUT

hope you enjoyed

Originally posted by Jinny Girl:


*Just any random scene where they get out of a car*

Nancy: *Slamms car door of fingers and gets a blank look on her face and doesn't move*
Lisa: Nancy??? U ok.
Nancy: Fingers... Door... Slamm... Ow.......... AHHHHHHHHHHH! *pulls fingers out* AHHHHH! Oh I broke them! AHHH! damnitdamnitdamnit! OW! My hand! Help! I need pain killers!
Director: Cut.
Nancy: ... *looks at squished fingers* My fingers are turning blue.
Lisa: That cant be good...

Ok.


LOL that how I felt when I slamed my fingers
inot the sliding door of the van.(OUCH!)



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oh my gosh I need more bloopers!!!!!

Please someone post more bloopers. These are soooo good. I was ROFL the whole time!

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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OMG..dees hilarious!!!!

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
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NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

**First Hits Free Baby**
(When Jinny is sitting in that chair crying in her appartment)

Teddy knocks on the door.
When she gets up to get it her chair flips over.
Director: CUT
Nancy: Ow! Ooow!
this guy: Are you ok Nancy?
Nancy: I dont know. Ow. That hurt.
Nancy: Ok, Im ok now...i think. Lets try that again.


I know that wasnt that good but i thought i'd post. especially since im bored out of my mind! So if you are reading this IM me on AIM/AOL...s/n NancysBiggestFan

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

intervention

jinny- (talking to alex rocco) YOU HAVE ME A BEER!!!

alex-don't blame this on me

jinny-(getting out of character) i just wanted to say thanks!!!

director-nancy will u please be serious cut one more time!!!

that sux tell me if u like it

OMG !! These are hilarious!! Ima take a whack at it....i think.

*The First Hit's Free, Baby*
[When Teddy comes and knocks on the door and Jin's crying.]

Nancy: *goes to the door and opens it. Her and Jay start kissing. Nancy leads him over past the window and trips on a bottle lying in the middle of the floor and Jay goes flying ontop of her.**She laughs so hard she's snorting* S..sorry....
Director: Cut!!!
Nancy: GET THAT DAMN BOTTLE OFF OF THE FLOOR!!!!!! AND Jay....
Jay: Yeah?
Nancy: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!
Jay: Ok.

*The ep when Jin and Teddy First meet*

Nancy:Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard...uh...and what was the rest of that?
Jay: Rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's extra hot if you have any.
Nancy: What he said!
Director: Cut...geez Nancy...

*The First Hit's Free Baby*

[When Jinny is at the bar at the end of the ep.]

Nancy: *sits down her glass and gets up but her foot is caught on the stool and runs right into the camera that's infront of her* That wasn't supposed to be there!!! Ow my nose!!! Pain!!!
Director: Cut.....



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--Kaley Jinny Exstead--

The only reason anyone would ever hate me, is because they want to be just like me.

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. And by the way...this is our own original idea and we do not appreciate people copying us. So don't.

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Freddy: Now your gonna need a nut doctor!

Darrell: Listen, I don't know what kind of greasy, rubber ***** your sleepin' with...

Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

These are sooooo funny!;o)I might try my hand at some later to night after I wash my hair.

lmao...u ppl r hilarious.....do u mind if i put these on my site?

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

My Motto: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

[This message has been edited by iwannabeanExstead/McKeon (edited 09-09-2001).]

Originally posted by iwannabeanExstead/McKeon:
lmao...u ppl r hilarious.....do u mind if i put these on my site?



I dont mind if u put mines on ur site



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Aaliyah
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Jay Harrington
http://www.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/jayharrington

Nancy McKeon
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SFPD Division
http://www.geocities.com/inspector_exstead2001

thanks!! ill put ur name on da top of 'em

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

My Motto: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

These are great you guys! Keep em coming!

Faces in the crowd, in the hall

Take 1

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: It's about time! *she jumps on him and starts kissing him*
Director: Nancy please! Control yourself!
Nancy: *little kid voice* Sorry.

Take 2

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: Hallelujia! *grabs his face and kisses him*
Directer: NANCY!
Nancy: Oops...

Take 3

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm- *he stops, he can't remember the rest of it*
Nancy: You wanna spend the night?
Jay: Sure!
Nancy: Praise God! *they both jump at each other and start kissing*
Dircetor: And my wife wonders why I have gray hair!

Take 4

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending- *he starts cracking up and laughing his head off*
Dircetor: Uhhhh...Jay? You okay?
Jay: *straight face* Yeah.

Take 5

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: *does what she's supposed to, she gives him a look then walks back to her office, only she runs into the door* Owe! *she holds her nose
Director: Cut! *he hangs his head, then turns to Deborah Joy Levine* You just couldn't have hired somebody else could you! You HAD to cast that idiot!

K, sorry, if those were bad. I'm tired. NEXT!

All of these are awesome! I cant wait for more. I would post some except for two things... 1. I cant think of any right off. 2. If i could they prolly wouldnt be any good.


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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Originally posted by nancysbiggestfan:
All of these are awesome! I cant wait for more. I would post some except for two things... 1. I cant think of any right off. 2. If i could they prolly wouldnt be any good.


LOL, go ahead and give it a try!

*Redemtion*

Nancy: *scene where Jinny sneaks a drink in the locker room and when she takes a sip* Ummm... Ok, this is REAL vodka... WHO SPIKED MY DRINK!?!?
Lisa: *laughs from off camera*
Nancy: YOU DEMOND!
Director: Cut...
Nancy: *takes 2 more sips of the vodka*
Director: Somebody take that away from her.
Guy: *takes Vodka*
Nancy: *whacks him upside the head* You shall pay for that.
Director: Get a grip.
Nancy: Sorry...

*When Mag is talking to Gab in the parkinglot and he says he'll be good and all that stuff*

Nancy: Why should she believe you you scuzz ball!? I mean for gods sake, you dissapeered 8 years ago and now you come crawling back!? GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!
Jose(Gabriel): SHut up.
Nancy: Ok.
Director: Cut.

*Intervention*

Nancy: Did it ever occur to you that we might just not have anything in common?
Lela: Were both cops...
Nancy: *cuts her off* So what I hate you anyway!!!!
Lela: That was.... Rude.
Nancy: I know.
Director: Cut!!!

*Faces In the Crowed*

Nancy: *Sits on couch next to Jay and sits on this little radio which wasn't supposed to be there, and it turns on and blasts Snoop Doggs "Jin and Juice"* (starts singing it) With my mind on my money and my money on my....
Director: CUT!
Jay: *turs off the radio*
Nancy: PUT THAT BACK ON NOW DAMNIT! IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!!!!!
Jay: Gee Nanc... never knew you were a big snoop dogg fan...
Nancy: I'm not... I like Ja Rule much better.

*Redemption*

Nancy: *drinking shots in the end of the eppie... Drinks last one and* I cant take this anymore... These are so nasty... Can I have some Iced tea instead of Diet coke and... WATER.
Director: Cut.




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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Take 1
Jinny: I need to take a shower
Magda: you sure do! Look at you! EWW!!!
Director: Cut!
take 2
Jinny: I need to take a shower
Magda(picking out clothes for Jin)
Jinny: you know what? Don't bother
Magda: don't bother? do you know what I have been doing these last two days? Forget about my work...
Jinny: That's it ! you just wag that finger at me...keep on wagging!
Director: CUT!!!!
Take 3:
Jinny: i need to take a shower
Magda: (picking out clothes for Jin)
Jinny: you know what? Don't bother
Magda: don't bother? do you know what I have been doing these last two days? Forget about my work, forget about my family..I've been worry sick about you!
Jinny:breaks out a cry)I'll be sorry if you don't wag that finger at me anymore.
Director: YOu heard the woman! Leave the finger be!
take 4:
Jinny: i need to take a shower
Magda: (picking out clothes for Jin)
Jinny: you know what? Don't bother
Magda: don't bother? do you know what I have been doing these last two days? Forget about my work, forget about my family..I've been worry sick about you!
Jinny: You know what? I don't have to take this...w-why won't YOU be Jinny and I'll wag that finger at you!
Director: Cut Cut Cut!!!
take5
Jinny: I need to take a shower
Magda(Picks out clothes for jin)
Jinny: you know what? Don't bother
Magda: don't bother? do you know what I have been doing these last two days? Forget about my work, forget about my family..I've been worry sick about you!
Jinny: Lisa, your finger is starting to freak me out!
Director: Oh god....anyboby got masking tape for Ms. McKeon here and a knife so I can cut off that finger?
Lisa: Hey, watch it! You'll scare my little weapon away...

Originally posted by sue z q:
These are great you guys! Keep em coming!

Faces in the crowd, in the hall

Take 1

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: It's about time! *she jumps on him and starts kissing him*
Director: Nancy please! Control yourself!
Nancy: *little kid voice* Sorry.

Take 2

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: Hallelujia! *grabs his face and kisses him*
Directer: NANCY!
Nancy: Oops...

Take 3

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm- *he stops, he can't remember the rest of it*
Nancy: You wanna spend the night?
Jay: Sure!
Nancy: Praise God! *they both jump at each other and start kissing*
Dircetor: And my wife wonders why I have gray hair!

Take 4

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending- *he starts cracking up and laughing his head off*
Dircetor: Uhhhh...Jay? You okay?
Jay: *straight face* Yeah.

Take 5

Jay: I'm coming over. I'm spending the night.
Nancy: *does what she's supposed to, she gives him a look then walks back to her office, only she runs into the door* Owe! *she holds her nose
Director: Cut! *he hangs his head, then turns to Deborah Joy Levine* You just couldn't have hired somebody else could you! You HAD to cast that idiot!

K, sorry, if those were bad. I'm tired. NEXT!

OH! SUSAN I LOVE THOSE! Ko, here's some more!

*Intervention*

Nancy(Jinny): Were you doing it with someone else? Were you not doin it with her?
Alex(Jinny Dad): Thats none of your damn business!
Nancy(Jinny): It is my damn business, SHE WAS MY MOTHER, your wife for 30 yrs!
Alex(Jinny's Dad): Alright. But I have a question for you. You and Teddy broke up. Was it beacsuse you were doing it with someone else? Were you not doing it with him?
Nancy: Hey! That's not in the script!
Director: CUT!

Nancy(Jinny):As any of the local bartenders can tell ya, I'm a sympathetic ear.
Lisa(Magda): Among other things. You're a hell of a lot more than just a sypathetic ear in bars!

*Intervention*

Nancy(Jinny):*takes gun apart,gives Cap. her badge and other stuff.* That it?
Bonnie(Kate): Jinny, Please go see the department counselor, you need to get some help
Nancy(Jinny): You need to get a life
Bonnie(Kate): That was uncalled for..
Nancy(Jinny): Ya, try this, go to hell!!! *laughs and says outloud* Hehe, I'm such a MEANIE!

OHHHHH! THOSE WERE HORRIBLE! SORRY!



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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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[This message has been edited by WildChildJinny (edited 09-11-2001).]

i love these sooooo much! They r so funny and ne of you who want to use mine form the begining and now aare free to put them in ur site!

Lisa: Where were u?
Nancy: I was in the bathroom. Are you okay?
Lisa: *finger waving* I know u were drinking girl!
Nancy: Ahh, the finger!
Lisa: *lauhging*
Director: Lisa stop that!

Nancy: Go ahead u flash the chior boy, crest whiten teeth and u tell me that is doesn't matter!
Jay: *turns to the camera and smiles* Tarter control too!
Director: Cut!

Lisa: I want my best Friend back.i need u to be at the top of ur game. And Nancy latley u just have not.
Nancy: WEll, 1st of all. Shut-up and 2nd of all my name on the show is Jinny!
Director: Thank you Miss. McKeon!

Bonnie: Jinny, didn't u ever have a dog?
Nancy: I had a plant once...it didn't live. I have a boss that is a dog and unfortonitly it is living and breathing as we speak!


okay, really bad, but o well! u can use em neway ne one!

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don be 2 mean...this is my first time doin' dis.......o ya..yal gotta excuse me..im listenin 2 Afroman~But Then I Got High...dis song makes me act all wierd http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!
*dude raises his hand*
Jinny:Geez...u lil dimwit, nobody's suppost to raise there hand!!!

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?
*guy runs away*
Jinny: *shoots him* uh...oops
Director: CUT!! someone call a doctor!

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because the Director is makin' me
Director: CUT

CD: I think she needs someone to cuddle with.
Jinny: I can cuddle
CD: ha..since when?!
Jinny: *gives a wierd look* WHAT!? you wanna mess with me!?
Director: Nancy calm down..and uh...CUT
Nancy: sry 'bout that...*laughs*

Jinny: If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your out of your damn minds.
John Sr: nope..im not out of my mind...last time i checked..i was still sane
Director: CUT

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!
*every1 steps up*
Nancy: *out of character* ha ha...every funny....
Director: CUT

i know..i know..corny.....

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

*Faces in the Crowed*
(Scene where Jinny and Kate are talking in the bathroom and nobody realized the floor was just washed)
Nancy: Well do every... *starts to slip and grabs onto Bonnie who grabbs onto wall* DON'T MOVE!!!!!!... THE FLOOR IS WET!!!
Director: CUT! *turns to Janitor* I thought I told you to DRY the floor off or something.
Nancy: *still holding onto Bonnie* If we move very sloooooooooooooowly... We may make it without slipping...
Bonnie: *moves around a bit and slips and grabbs Nancy and they slid around for a second until Nancy falls on Bonnie* OW! Ok #1, Janitor guy, WARN US WHEN THE FLOOR IS WET NEXT TIME!!!!!!!! And #2, Nancy I cant breath with you ontop of me!!!!
Nancy: I think I am stuck...
Bonnie: What?
Nancy: I don't know but I cant get apart from you!
Bonnie: ........... HELPP! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Everyone: *luaghing*

*Intervention*

Alex: I don't have that much to say about the drinking Joanna Marie.... JINNY GIRL.
Nancy: *glares at him* Don't do that.
Alex: It was a mistake! Too many J names!
Director: CUT!

*Redemption... I think*

Nancy: Your born you move on you die thats life!
CD: Thats a great outlook on life Jo.
Nancy: I know, Blair, isn't it.
CD: *sighs the blair sigh and turns back to paperwork*
Director: CUT! Wrong show, wrong time, wrong actresses...
Nancy: Actually...
Director: Not now Nancy.... Can we do that over again.
CD: Sorry, it was just to tempting.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

ROFL!!
Those were hilarious. That last one was really funny Dana. I cant wait till you all add more...you are gonna add more arent you??? You betta! lol j/k

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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Originally posted by iwannabeanExstead/McKeon:
don be 2 mean...this is my first time doin' dis.......o ya..yal gotta excuse me..im listenin 2 Afroman~But Then I Got High...dis song makes me act all wierd http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif
Ahahah! I think I know why this song would make you werid...it makes me werid too...

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Bonnie: Jinny, didn't u ever have a dog?
Nancy: I had a plant once...it didn't live. I have a boss that is a dog and unfortonitly it is living and breathing as we speak!


!


lol that was great!!! everyone these kick ass keep them up

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb:
Ahahah! I think I know why this song would make you werid...it makes me werid too...



lol...24/7

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon or bung holeo

Kaley is butt crumple

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

dis is from some movie i was watchin..it was 'bout a girl who joined a football team...Dude: *pushes gurl down*welcome to football
Gurl: *gets up* foot, welcome to balls

LMAO..das SO funny ^^^


yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

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Originally posted by Jinny Girl:
*Faces in the Crowed*
(Scene where Jinny and Kate are talking in the bathroom and nobody realized the floor was just washed)
Nancy: Well do every... *starts to slip and grabs onto Bonnie who grabbs onto wall* DON'T MOVE!!!!!!... THE FLOOR IS WET!!!
Director: CUT! *turns to Janitor* I thought I told you to DRY the floor off or something.
Nancy: *still holding onto Bonnie* If we move very sloooooooooooooowly... We may make it without slipping...
Bonnie: *moves around a bit and slips and grabbs Nancy and they slid around for a second until Nancy falls on Bonnie* OW! Ok #1, Janitor guy, WARN US WHEN THE FLOOR IS WET NEXT TIME!!!!!!!! And #2, Nancy I cant breath with you ontop of me!!!!
Nancy: I think I am stuck...
Bonnie: What?
Nancy: I don't know but I cant get apart from you!
Bonnie: ........... HELPP! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Everyone: *luaghing*

*Intervention*

Alex: I don't have that much to say about the drinking Joanna Marie.... JINNY GIRL.
Nancy: *glares at him* Don't do that.
Alex: It was a mistake! Too many J names!
Director: CUT!

*Redemption... I think*

Nancy: Your born you move on you die thats life!
CD: Thats a great outlook on life Jo.
Nancy: I know, Blair, isn't it.
CD: *sighs the blair sigh and turns back to paperwork*
Director: CUT! Wrong show, wrong time, wrong actresses...
Nancy: Actually...
Director: Not now Nancy.... Can we do that over again.
CD: Sorry, it was just to tempting.



LOL!!! Those are great! These are all great! They are so funny!

okay i will add more and i really appriciate u adding my bloopers to ur site Jamie!

Amanda: His name is Bob.
Bonnie: What does Bob do?
Amanda: He is a dishwasher, but he is going to...*interupted*
Bonnie: Noooo, don't get inpreganated by a dishwaser. Thats how u were concived and look at u!
Nancy: OMG...lol!
Amanda: *glares*
Nancy: *silent*
Director: CUT!!!!!

Nancy: Where's the car?
Lisa:Iguess it was assigned to someone else!
Nancy:Those sons of bitchs.
Lisa: No wait. I know where it is. They director had to let his wife have her car today so we couldn't use it for this seen.
Nancy: Oh, yes now i remember!
Director:Thats my personal life caught on tape.
Nancy:Cut.
Director: Thats my line!
Lisa: Take 2.
Director: Thats mine to. First u get into my personal life and then u take away my lines!Whats next?
Lela: I'm behind the camera!
Director: OH gosh!

"Pizza Killer Teens"

Deluca: So, wheres Angela?
CD: She didn't feel like working today! I mean if i didn't want to work i would love that! Lela is home sleeping while i am here with u!
Deluca: Whats so bad abou me?
Director: CUT!!!!

"Dog killer one"
Nancy: Here u go lil guy! *gives him roastbeef* Oh, omg, the dog bite my finger!
Ouch!
Lisa: Good doggy!
Nancy: Shut-up!

Nancy: You must really scare people. A big, Mean...
Man: Hey, i am not that big. i lost 15 pounds at Weight Watchers. Look i am looking fine! My Body to Bootylichous for u babe.
Nancy: Yeah, baby! *laughs*
Director: Cut.

Those were really bad! I will try to think of better ones!

Sorry, those Bloopers were by ME Kerrin!!!!!

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Sorry, those Bloopers were by ME Kerrin!!!!!


The last ones? The ones that says they were posted by Jinny is a major hottie??
Is that one of ur s/n on here?

Sry too many questions. Just which bloopers were you talking about?



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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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yea those are tha ones she's talkin bout...Jinny is a major hottie is her bro's name on this board.

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag and Jenn is a JinKate, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

"Trust in my self rightious suicide, I cry when angels deserve to die" - System of a Down

"Hoe, but can I get a ride? No. C'mon ***** why? Cuz youz a hoe, youz a hoe, youz a hoe, I said that youz a hoe" - Ludicris

Yup, sorry those where mine! i went under my bro's name by accident!!!!!!! Thanx Britt! My sis knows everything!

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Yup, sorry those where mine! i went under my bro's name by accident!!!!!!! Thanx Britt! My sis knows everything!

OIC...

First hits free, Baby


**After she tells him off in the parking lot and gets in the car**

Jinny- Yeah thats what i thought. (Gets into car and runs over Teddy (Jay)

Nancy-Whoops! Guess i kinda got into my character too much huh?

Director- Yeah you could say that! Now would you please put the car in reverse and back off of Mr. Harrington?!

Nancy-Oh yeah, guess that would be a good idea. Hehe.
.....
Nancy-Jay are you all right?

Jay-She runs over me and then asks if im all right....
JUST GET ME A DOCTOR!

Nancy- Ok ok sry. Gosh, I'll get you a doctor. You dont have to be all mad about it.

Director- (Shakes his head) Nancy this was the THIRD time! Im surprised he is still alive.

Ok, I know that was like WAAAY stupid but i thought if i posted one that maybe someone else would too....

Cuz i really want some more! Hehe...



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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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LOL! Those were funny, I MUST THINK OF MORE!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

gr8 job Tiffany http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Princess Jamie Nancy McKeon of Peach Liquor, Cats, Wierdness, Stupidity, and Weed (lol) or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

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or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

More! Someone MORE! I want more now!! Hehe, must calm down...More Please?



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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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hah im in a weird mood, HEY I AM LISTENING TO BSB FOR WHATEVER THAT SAYS! LOL!

*some random scene when they are all eating anchorside*

Captain: so this one time at band camp...
CD: you never told us u went to band camp
Captain: not someone im particualar fond of...
Jinny: hold on hold what instrument did u play..
Captain: Flute but what the heck does that have to with
Magda: jinny, her name isnt michelle...
Captain: it use to be...
Jinny: BABAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLE*

ahahahahha

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6 Queens, 1 Goddess and a message board. One Code: Hell Raising

Britt,Dana,Jenn,Kaley, and Morganne are still my heros! you guys kick f*uckin ass!

-keightee~!

Originally posted by hockeybabe528:
hah im in a weird mood, HEY I AM LISTENING TO BSB FOR WHATEVER THAT SAYS! LOL!

*some random scene when they are all eating anchorside*

Captain: so this one time at band camp...
CD: you never told us u went to band camp
Captain: not someone im particualar fond of...
Jinny: hold on hold what instrument did u play..
Captain: Flute but what the heck does that have to with
Magda: jinny, her name isnt michelle...
Captain: it use to be...
Jinny: BABAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLE*

ahahahahha

hmmmmm...I don't get that

U don't get it. Oh my god it's sooo funny. That was an awesome one. Ok that was from the movie American Pie and this girl named Michelle told this guy one time at band camp she fingered herself with her flute. LoL. Do u get it know??? LoL.

OHHHHH!!! NOW I get it!

LOL Guys all of em' were so funny keep postin! I'm gonna try this also and post a Blooper but please don't laugh if it sux! lol
(To whomeva did this post I'm gonna add more ta it:-)
Nancy(Jinny)- Ya born ya move on ya die that's life
Tracey(CD)- That's a great outlook on life Jo Nancy- I know Blair, isn't it?
Tracey- *sighs the Blair sigh and goes back to paperwork*
Director- CUT! Wrong Show, wrong time, wrong year, wrong actresses....
Nancy- Actucally I'm the right actress for that too... *smiles cuz she knows she gettin on his nerves*
Director- *gives her a look* *sarcastically* Well, THANK-YOU for that 80's flashback *teases her* Joanna Marie. Let's do that scene over!
Tracey- Sorry, it was just too tempting.

ok i know that 1 probably sucked but I'd like ta thank the person that wrote a post like that and hope they didn't mind that i kinda changed it around a little hehe.

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-Jo

That was good Jo. Post more someone. Please? Pweaty Pwease?

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Originally posted by nancysbiggestfan:
That was good Jo. Post more someone. Please? Pweaty Pwease?



haha..lol...poopy pants http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROCKS" lol

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lol omg these are way too funny hehehe...ok i am gonna try but this is gonna be stupid...

teddy:are you having some kind of relationship with this guy?i dunno it just seemed..intamate
jinny:intamate?no...i sleep with him,but then again i sleep with all the guys in the division
all the guys in the background:woo hoo!!yay!!!!!
nancy:*laughs*your place or mine and lets order out for ribs!!!
director:cut!

i know...stupid???
~Lauren~

(any randome scene)

Nancy: *phone on her desk rings even though it's not supposed to in this scene* *picks it up* Hello?
Jay: So I was thinkin, After work we go out and grab a bite to eat and...
Nancy: *hangs up on him and turns around to see him standing behind her with his cell phone* Go away, u messed up the entire scene.
Jay: I know. *laughs and walks away*

*Dog Episode*

Nancy: *eating roast beef sandwich* Ok, how much is Jinny dearest supposed to eat in this episode? I mean theres the pretzle stix and the fries and this, god she's a pig.
Director: Cut!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Post some more someone...Please? I need some more good laughs. All of these have been great and funny!

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is all I can think of.
~~~
Episode 12 Faces in the crowd.
(Jinny and Kate are in Kate's office)
Jinny:I guess im a dumb cop,Why dont you spell that out for me.
Kate:Sure,D-U-M-B C-O-P.
Nancy:Thats not in the script.
Bonnie:It should be.
Lisa:(From the background)Cut!
Director:Hey Thats my job!
Nancy:No its my job.Print them!
Director:(Looks up at the sky)Why didn't I take the other job as busboy.
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Lisa: HELLO! NANCY!
nancy: *pulls one of those little earphone things out of her ear* Excuse me! The "Whats goin on?" all star tribute is on! Now shutup and let me hear it. "Whats goin on cross seas, everyday a child dies by this disease in record nubers indeed got mommas cry out please my baby hold on, my child aint...
Director: CUT! Come on already! Take 45!!!

*any scene*

Nancy: *sipps on soda*,.... This tasts like beer...
Lisa: What?
Nancy: it does!
Director: CUT!
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Nancy: And this pizza tasts like... Umm...
Tracy: Crap?
Nancy: thats the word.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

ok this is from Brattychickmadga too:

Intervention (sp):

Madga: That day at the bar (starts pointing her finger at Jinny, Jinny grabs the finger)

Jinny: Don't point your finger at crazy people!!!!
(the whole cast starts barking and growling)
Director:Cut.

Ok this was stupid, but if you've ever seen Girl, Interrupted you'd understand.

Originally posted by IcePrincessBlair:
ok this is from Brattychickmadga too:

Intervention (sp):

Madga: That day at the bar (starts pointing her finger at Jinny, Jinny grabs the finger)

Jinny: Don't point your finger at crazy people!!!!
(the whole cast starts barking and growling)
Director:Cut.

Ok this was stupid, but if you've ever seen Girl, Interrupted you'd understand.

HAHA!! i LOVED that movie!

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! (http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316)

LOL..nah, u should change ur name 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROCKS" :D

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What happend to the blooper board, it was soo funny . SOOO to get it started again here goes somethin'


Setting:anytime, at the division


Nancy (jinny) - Cap, what do u want from me huh?

Bonnie (Cap) - Umm...well, that leather jacket would look great with my new pants!!!

Nancy- Hahahahaha...I do look great in it don't I!

Director- CUT...u two need to get serious

Nancy- well, my character is gunna be depressed for the rest of her life, can't i have a lil' fun?...Hahahah Just messin'

Director- Okay, well, let's do that scene over!



If ya hate it tell me, cuz i wont do anymore

These are soooooooo funny! I love bloopers! I'll try and think of one and post it......:lol:

Here's one


Jinny and Mag on a crime scene

mag-Sir, please help us out here okay?...did u see the woman who killed her boyfriend?

Man- I ain't gutta tell u nothin' lady

Jinny- U no what?..IN A SECOND YA GUNNA BE WEARIN' FLARED TEETH BLAIR!!!.......WHoa!....oops big mistake...(talking to the crew) Who mixed my scrips with the one from the facts of life?

Mag- Sorry, i thought it would be funny...HAHAHAHHAH

Jinny-Well, how bout this, where i come from if u mix scrips u'll be breathin' from ya ears....HAHAH still got the Jo touch!!!! HAHA

director- PLEEEZE u guys, lets get this scene done ms. vidal and ms. Pol..i mean Mckeon!

Ok, here I go with mine..........

*From Redemption*

The scene in the parking lot where Teddy tells Jinny he can't make it on their weekend trip.........

Nancy: I don't believe it, you know.....you tell me we don't communicate.....you tell me that you love me for God's sake......going away for the weekend is this really great idea, and now.....you don't want to go.

Jay: No wait, did I say I don't want to go?

Nancy: You know what...you don't have to...I just think you finally came to your senses and realized that I'm not really worth the trouble.

Jay: How can you say that about yourself?

Nancy: (as touching music enters) You know what? Don't worry about it, ok? I'm second chair.........you know what, your making the right choice actually, so good why don't you just run....you just run as fast as you can.

Nancy turns and goes to open her car door only to find she can't open it. It's locked.

She's frustrated at first knowing how much she just put into the scene but as she keeps trying, she begins to giggle. Jay notices and started to laugh too and sounds of off stage laughing begins.

Nancy laughing harder and still trying to get the door open: Oh my God....(still giggling)....I can't get the stupid door open!!!!! having a hard time getting the words out as she's giggling her way through it.

Director: CUT!

Nancy:(full grin and still giggling) Does anyone have the key to this thing?????? Walks away waving her hands in the air saying, ok lets try this again.....


Hope that was not too stupid.........here's another one I think you'll like it........


Can't remember the name of the epi, but it's the scene just after Mag bails Jinny out of jail after her "so called" accident...and they are at Jinny's apartment.

Nancy: I need to take a shower

Magda starts to try and clean up

Nancy: No, please, you know what?....Don't bother

Lisa: Don't bother? Oh that's nice.....do you know what I've been doing the last two days? Huh? Forget about my work, forget about my family.......I've been worried sick about you so don't you tell me not to bother ok, don't you dare say that to me!!!

Nancy(looking up with tears running down her face) Well I'm going to ok? And stop aggin your funger at me Mag!!!!!!!

Nancy looking into the camera smiling and looking very satisfied: That was for you all at the Division board..........


Ok, well those are mine.....hope they were ok.

WOW...these r awesome!!! I would post but they would be AWFUL!! SO POST MORE SOON!!!

Hhah those are good Eva!!!

here's one

intervention


jinny- oh please, dont be shy people, anyone is welcome to crap all over me bes.....eww thats kinda gross, u might get my leather jacket dirty...i take that back just tell me bout my drinkin and lets leave it at that.

Director-Nancy, thats not in the script...maybe we should change ur wardrobe because u are getting way too attached to that thing.

Okay these are dumb.......

"Spin Dry"

Mag- Angela's gone and CD's got a new partner.

Jinny- OH MY GOD!!!!!!! ISNT HE SEXY?!?!??!?! MEEEEEEEEOW!! PURRRRRRRRR!!!

Director- Cut....A little less emotion maybe??

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CD: When I was on patrol, whenever anyone needed an undercover whore, I was nominated.

Nate: That's because you look like one. Wait. That's not right.

Tracey: *growls*

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"Intervention"

John Jr.- So what? She drinks, she drinks like a fish---

Jinny- *making fishy faces*


Okay that sucked

In the scene where shes drunk with "Joe" and frank.

Jinny: *leans back to drink vodka or whatever and falls off chair and knockes dude playin jow off stool* AHA! That was fun... yupsie...
Director: CUT...
Nancy: *goofy voice* AW! Comeon, that'll make a funny scene! HAHA!
Director: What the hell did you people put in her drinks?
*you hear lisa laughing from far away* Dear god.
Nancy: *still laughing*

*Intevention, where she has to throw stuff*

Nancy: *throws bottle but it doesnt brake*.... Wait. *picks it up and chucks it again but it still doesnt brake* DAMN YOU EVIL BOOZE BOTTLE! *throws it 3 more times and it doesnt brake so she strats crying and laughing hysterically at the same time and gets on knees and repetedly hits it on floor* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! *keeps saying die in between hitting it on the floor* *falls over and curls up in a ball crying* Why wont it brake???
Dir: Cut!
Lisa: *laughs*
Ditrector: I should have known..
Nancy: *lying there slapping bottle with one hand crying* die........... die........ die.............. die......... die......... die.....
Tracey: Somebody get her some help.
Nancy: die *slap* die *slap* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! *throws it and it breaks* GLORY HALELUJAH!

Originally posted by NancyRulz24
Okay these are dumb.......

"Spin Dry"

Mag- Angela's gone and CD's got a new partner.

Jinny- OH MY GOD!!!!!!! ISNT HE SEXY?!?!??!?! MEEEEEEEEOW!! PURRRRRRRRR!!!

Director- Cut....A little less emotion maybe??

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CD: When I was on patrol, whenever anyone needed an undercover whore, I was nominated.

Nate: That's because you look like one. Wait. That's not right.

Tracey: *growls*

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"Intervention"

John Jr.- So what? She drinks, she drinks like a fish---

Jinny- *making fishy faces*


Okay that sucked



No they were cute! I chuckled picturing Nancy making the fishy face! :lol:

From the ep *Absoloution* :D

Paul: *gets over Cd trying to force her to have sex with him*
CD: *POW Hits him* Oh, I'm sorry :S
Director: CUT
Paul: *rubbing his jaw where she hit him* It's ok, honey.. just not so hard next time..

**Take 2 ***

Paul: *gets over CD again*
CD: *WHAM* Oops.. Sorry :S
Director: *sighs* CUT
Paul: *gets up a little disoriented* It's ok.. Just.. not so hard..

**Take 12**

Paul: *gets over CD warily*
CD: *POW* sorry..
Director: *shakes his head* Cut...
Paul: *staggers to his feet* Not.. so.. hard.. you two... *blinks at the two CDs ;)*

**Take 28**

Paul: *battered and bruised gets over CD with pure fear*
CD: *POW*
Paul: -*drops to the ground unconscious**THUD*
Director: *about to yell Cut once again*
CD: :D That's a Wrap! :D



- CD The Omniscient :crazy: *grins*

These are great guys!..here's one


Spin Dry-

Mag- You alright Jin?

Jinny- Well, no I am not OKa?..I used to go to a crime scene..dead bodies...go home..have a couple beers...have a couple guys if ya no what i mean *nudges mag* Hahaha

Mag- Hahahaha, u are too funny nancy!

Director- cut I DON'T think its funny, we have to get this DONE...so get serious ladies

*NAy scene in caps office*

Nancy: *leans of fle cabinet and shes standing in the back but you see her fall with the cabinet and make a loud nise but shes hidden by caps desk*
Lisa; YEAH! Go Nancy! Show dat file cabinet whos da boss!
Director: CUT!

*In Spin Dry where guy hits CD*

Guy: *hits her* omg, I am so sorry...
Tracey: *falls down* ******!! You really hit me that time. *starts to get up but falls down again*
Guy: oops... heh...
Director: CUT! Maybe we need traces stunt double for this scene..