"Worst Nightmere"

Jinny: You can't kick me,out Bob!
(She is yelling at her apartment owner)
Bob: Yeah, well..you can in all drunk last night and i have told u not to bring men home with you anymore!!! That is it!!
Jinny: I promise..it won't happen ever again!
Bob: OUT!
Jinny: (on her knees: not really) But...
Bob: O-U-T. OUT!
Jinny: (screams) F-I-N-E! Fine!

(At the station)
Magda Jinny, didu know your car is tilting?
Jinny: Haha..i got kicked out of my apartment and all my stuff is in my car!!!
C.D: What did u do this time?
Jinny: I forgot to pay my rent!
Magda: Lier..u brought anotyher man up to ur room again!
Jinny: So...
Angela: So...what you going to do?
Jinny: I don't know..do u have any ideas Angela?
Angela: Nope..not my house!
Jinny: C.D?
C.D: No way!!!!!
Jinny: Magda?
Magda; Please, one story for Ben a week is enough!
Jinny: Then what am i going to do...Teddy is on a buisness trip and i don't have an extra key!!!(Jinny looks over to see the Captian)
Magda: Yes, ask her!!!
Jinny: No way...that is my worst nightmere!!!
C.D: Captian...Jinny needs to ask you something!!!
Captain: Yes?
Jinny: Yeah...well...i...

Comtinue my Jerz girl partner!!!!
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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

This is awesome!!!!

this is awesome!!! please continue!!

Ok!!!! Im sooo exited!!!.....Im going insane here...heres more...

Captain:Jinny, would you spit it out already!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifvery fast)I got kicked otu of my apartment for....(slowly)reasons...And your my last hope!

Captain:For what?

Jinny:Can i lave with you until i find an apartment?

Captain:God jin....Fine but there are rules!
Jinny:Like what?

Captain:No beer...No guys....Includeing teddy...And i swear if you come home drunk once, you will be sleeping in the park!

Jinny:haha! Your kiddng right?

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifglared at her)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifwierd look on her face)Your not kidding...

Captain:Nope not kidding...And keep your stuff out of my way.

Jinny:WHat do i do with all the beer and...stuff i have now?

Captain:Well...you can go drink it....Or you can get rid of it.

Jinny:No way, ium not going to just throw it out!

Captain: Well, why dont you figure it out, k?

Jinny:Yeah thanks alot!

Captain:You better thank me...Otherwise you'd have to go home with a different guy every night to find a place to sleep!

J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifthinks for a sec. and smiles)Well...thats always a possibility.

Captain:Uhhhh....WHatever just follow my rules and we can be good friends.

Jinny:Sure mom.

Your turn!

OHHH great!!!! Thanx! i get to continue from there!!!! RRRR..ok i will post it!!!

great!!! post more soon!!

yes this is sooo awesome!! M-O-R-E- MORE!

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Ms G: Natalie why dont you show Jo a better place to park her bike
Jo: why dont I park it on Blairs face?
Natalie: shes a breath of fresh air isnt she??

KEEP GOING PLEASE!!!!!!

okay!!!

(Captians house)
Jinny: Nice pad! (she looks around)

Kate: Yeah, i know..so lets keep it that way.

Jinny: (glares) i know.

Kate: I have to go out tonight...i have night shift.

Jinny: What ever.

Kate: You can make yourself at home..wait don't, but u can sleep in my bed. i won't be home! All nighter!

Jinny: SCORE!!! The bed!! Can i change the sheets first.

Kate: (rools her eyes) Listen..if you don't...

Jinny: Just kidding. (i will change them she thought)

Kate: Bye. Have a good nights sleep!

Jinny: Okay...and thanx again!

(Kate arrives at the hotel)
Kate: Hey sorry i was late. Jinny is staying with me and it is a long story.

Man she seceretly sleeps with(4get his name):No problem. Jump in bed!

(Next morning at the staition)
Jinny: (Walks in) Hey guys.

Magda: HI (sleeply)

C.D: All nighter?

Magda: Yup!!!

Jinny: With the captain, how brutel!!

Magda: (confused?) Captain wasn't here at all last night!!

Your turn!!!!!

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

OKAY!!!


Jinny:What? Captain said she had the night shift....

Magda:Well she never came in.

Jinny:Well she never came home.

Magda:ARe you sure?

Jinny:Magda she let me have her bed...if she came home she would make me move.

Magda:Good point.

Jinny(Runs toung over teeth)Ahha!

CD:WHat?

Jinny:WHat...Captains sleeping wth some guy thats what!

Captain:Exuse me? Did i hear correctly?

Jinny:Errr, uhhh, dee, mmmm.

Captain:Thats what i thought.(goes into office)I cant stand that girl! WHats her problem anyways?

Jinny:I cant stand that woman! WHats her problem anyways?

Angela:You!

(later at captains house)

Captain:Hey.

Jinny(feet on table)Hey.

Captain(walks over to jinny)Get your feet of my table!

Jinny(sighs)God(takes feet down)ANything else?

Captain:I smell liquor...

Jinny(shiftes around nervosly)Welll i uhhhh(SHould have brought my altoids she thought)

You turn...again

Hurry!!! I want more!!!! Please

Okay, sorry!!!

Jinny: What?

Captain: You head me...i smell beer!

Jinny: I don't know what you're talking asbout?

Captain: Jinny, Part of my job is to beable to tell if someone is lying and i think it is paying off!!!

Jinny: Well...it is not like i drank it on the couch! i drank it on the bed...

Capttain: (cuts her off) THE BED?????

Jinny: Yeah, i was watchin the tub and drinkin'

Captain: Jinny...out!

Jinnny: I am just kidding!!! (laughing) Got you there. You really thin k i would be that stupid.

Captain: Jin, you always suprise me! So, you never know!

Jinny: I arrested some guy at the bar today. While i was handcuffing him he throw his cup of beer all over me and i havn't gotten a chance to change.

Captain: Okay, i am sorry for accusing you!!

Jinny: No problem! (Smiles) You going out...i mean..(all serious) going to haev an all nighter again?

Captain: Yup, so let me go change in my room and the4n you can have the bed tonight again!

Jinny: YES!!! This is great!

(Captains room. She walks over to her dresser and whips her eyes. she lays down on the bed and starts to get a wiff of something. It was achohol. Strog smell all aroung=d her bed and an empety bottle of Budwiser on her nightstand)

Captain: JINNY!!!!!

You go now...lol

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Okay...


Jinny:What the.... (all sweet) WHat is it?

Captain:You lying little...

Jinny:WHat!?!?!?!

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifcomes out of room holding bottle)

Jinny:Hehe...Oh that...(scratches back of head)damn.

Captain:Ill give you 5 minustes to get your things and yourself out of my house!

Jinny:No nonononononononon(begging... literally) please please please please? Dont throw me out..I got no place to go!

Captain:I really dont care!

Jinny:Well, what did you want me to do throw it out!?!

Captain:Yes!

Jinny: R U crazy?

Captain: I let you in my house....Does that answer your question?

Jinny:If you make me leave ill tell everybody your sleeping with...somebody.

Captain: WHat makes you think theyll believe you.

Jinny: Of all people in the world, who else would have enough expeience to see through you!

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsigh) You can stay.

Jinny:Then its true, you are with some guy! HAHA.

Captain:Shutup! And i better not fid you passed out here when i get back! OK?

Jinny:God....Fine whatever.

lol, that was AWESOME!!!!

(Morning at 5:00a.m. Captain sneeks in the door!)

Captain: (pokes jinny) Jin?

Jinny: (doesn't move)

Captain: Jinny??? Any one home?

Jinny: (No response)

Captain: Okay, you asked for it! (Kate pushed Jinny off the bed)

(Loud thump)

Jinny: (screams) OUCH!!!!!

Captain: Well, you wouldn't wake up and i tried!!!

Jinny: (looks sick) oh, what ever!

Captain: u okay?

Jinny: (runs to the bathroom without a response)

Captain: I say don't be passed out when i get home, but u are throwing up with withdrawl when i get home!!! GReat!!

Jinny: (coughing and flushing)

Captain: You better not make a mess!!! i will see you at work!!

Jinny: (vomits again)

Captain: oh...and feel better!

(Station)
Catain: Hi everyone!

Angela,C.D&Magda: Hey!

Magda: Wheres Jinny?

Captain: She is home!

C.D: So, now your house is hers?

Captain: No!!!! but u know what i mean!!

Angela: Well, i would like to be home and...

Captain: Give her a break, huh?

C.D: Since when did u have a soft spot for Jinny?

Magda: Yeah, wow!!!

Captain: I...I...I

i wonder if people are reading this or liking it?

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

I love it!!! KEEP GOING ASAP!!! Please!!

This is sssoooooooooo good... dont keep me in suspense write more pwease (sad puppy dog eyes) you cant do this to me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!

I know I replied to this *stats to cry*, whoever deketed, that WHY???????
I meant what I said!

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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

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~Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break my heart!~ K's Choice

~Your silence makes more noise than thunder~ K's Choice

~Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small.~ 13 Days

~Some dance to remember, some dance to forget~ Hotel California

ICQ: 75762178
yim: lt_meg_austin
aim: cat2014

Hehe...nice job...well...

Captain:well...look i goota live with the girl for...A while so i gotta be nice.

Magda:Mmmm hmmmm right.

Captain:SHes hungover...even if i tried to get her here shed just throw herslf on the bed and not move.

(captains house)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifliterally crawls out of bathroom and climbs onto bed. and picked up the phone)

Magda:Inspector Ramirez?

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsounding sick)Im gonna be late...Tell her.(hangs up phone)

(Jinny got up and attemted to pull herself together. Her makeup was screwed up and her hair was a mess.)

(bout...1 hour later at station)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsluggs in) Hello people.

Magda: You look awful.

Jinny:Thank you!!! I needed that!(sighs and sits down at desk)

(at end of her shift)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifasleep with head on desk)

Captain:Hey jinny get up...

Jinny:Hmmm?

Captain:Go home! And dont drink...ANYTHING.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsleepy)Not even orange juice?

Captain:You can drink orange juice.(goes in office)

Jinny:Orange juice mixed with vodka...Sounds good to me! I could use one right now.(big smile)

Your turn!!!! Hehe

Post more real soon or Ill go CRAZY!!!!!!

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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!

You are the best at writing these!!!

(Captains house)

Jinny: You pour the orange juice in adn add vodka and alakazam it is a paridise drink!!
(Sits down and starts to drink her...well you know drink)

(Staition)

Magda: Jinny looked horrible!!

Anglea: I know i hope she feels better. Poor thing!

C.D: Well, it is her fault, but i still feel bad.

Magda: I think i should call her anc check up on how she is doing?

(picks up phone and calls Jinnys cell phone)

Jinny: Oh yeah, JERRY JERRY JERRY...wh o si that? They are interupting the best show! Hello? (annoyed)

Magda: Bad time?

Jinny: No, sorry, hey whast up?

Magda: just wanted to call to see how you are doing?

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftakes another sip of her drink) FINE!!! REally fine!!!

Magda: Okay, good!! I will see you later. okay?

(Hangs up)

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

(station)

Magda: She sounds wacked!!!

Captain: I will go check up on her. See if she is drinking again!!

(Goes to her house. walks in)

Captain: Jinny??

Jinny: (laughing) What are you doing here? (cup in hand)

Your turn!!!! (haha)

NancyJoJinny you are sooo good at these. Like a fan ....keep going i love your parts

Why thank you...Your are hilariose(sp?) BTW for future reference Orange juice mixed with vodka is called a screwdriver.

Captain:What is that?

Jinny:Orange juice.

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgrabs cup and takes a sip)Ugh...god what did you put in this?

Jinny:Nothin(biiiiiiiiig smile)

Captain:Vodka....You put vodka in here! I knew i couldnt trust you!

Jinny:So(gets a little dazed looking)ry.

Captain:Are you okay?

Jinny:Fine fine...Watch Jerry Springer wif me.

Captain:Jin, your talkin like my 3 year old niece.

Jinny:Come on...This ones bout guys who love thier sisters! JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Captain:Oh my god...(gets cell phone and goes into kitchen)

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifat home)Hello?

Captain:Its me...

Magda:What is it?

Captain:You spend time with Jinny..I need advice...What do you do with her when shes drunk and..

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Captain:And is screaming jerry jerry jerry...

Magda:HAHAHA!!!!

Captain:This is seriose! SHe wont shut up!

Jinny:JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Captain:Shut up! Are you even watching Jerry!?!

Jinny:I dont know...i think its Jenny Jones...

Captain:You hear her? Listen to her.

Magda:I heard her in the background...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Captain: Thanx a bunch! Bye!

Magda: (between laughs) anytime.

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Captain: That's it i have a migrane.

(She clicks the tv off with the remont behind jinny)

Jinny: Damn, the tv broke just at the best part!!!! That was the part when one of the brothers was going to have...

Captain: I don't want to hear it!!!

Jinny: Fine, your lose!You sound kinda stressed!!! Sit down...watch tv with me. you will feel betta!

Captain: Okay Grace.

Jinny: And i thought i was drunk, but youre calling me the wrong name?

Captain: GRACE IS MY NEICE AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE HER.

Jinny: Wow, she must be a pretty cool niece!!!

Captain: Thanx a bunch! Bye!

Magda: (between laughs) anytime.

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Captain: That's it i have a migrane.

(She clicks the tv off with the remont behind jinny)

Jinny: Damn, the tv broke just at the best part!!!! That was the part when one of the brothers was going to have...

Captain: I don't want to hear it!!!

Jinny: Fine, your lose!You sound kinda stressed!!! Sit down...watch tv with me. you will feel betta!

Captain: Okay Grace.

Jinny: And i thought i was drunk, but youre calling me the wrong name?

Captain: GRACE IS MY NEICE AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE HER.

Jinny: Wow, she must be a pretty cool niece!!!

LOL! HEHE! Very nice!

Captain:my niece is 3! Hello is any off this registering in your wasted mind.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftries to stand up but falls back on couch)Oooops!

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giflooks up)Why me? What did i do wrong?

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifslurring really bad)You wont sit down with me!

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifshe cant last much longer, she thought)Ok jiny...Ill sit with you(what am i doing, she thought)

Jinny:Goody goody godsey!(takes remote and turns on TV)

Captain:But were not watching this....Put on channel 7.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifchanges channel)NEWS! (whining)I hate news!

Captain: Then go to sleep!

Jinny:I want another beer...im gonna go get one.

Captain:No your not.

Jinny:Yes i(stands up and passes out and falls on kate)

Captain:No your not.(pulls her up on couch and goes in room, then goes to, whatever that guys name is.)

(next morning, or should i say afternoon. Kate went from hotel to work, and jinnys still asleep)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifphone rings)(sleepy)What is it?

Magda:You know captains really mad at you!

Jinny:What did i do?

Magda:You were drunk again and now your late!

Jinny:What what time is it?

Magda:2:30! Now whatre you gonna do?

Jinny(sick)Throw up!(hangs up and runs out)

Ur turn!!!

Thanx, sorry it was sooo short i was in school on lunch breajk and was blocked with thoughts!!!

(Magda still on the line)

Magda: Jinny?

(Hobbles back to the phone)

Jinny: Yes...(sickly)

Magda: What are you going to do? Come to work and try to not throw up on the files...and hurry!

Jinny: FINE!!! i g2g throw-up again...bye!

(Station)

Magda: Hey Jinny!!

C.D: Hi Jinny...good sleep?

Jinny: Yes.

Captain: JINNY??? (screaming)

Jinny: Dang i am in trouble!!! (feels sick again and runs to the bathroom)

Captain: Where did she go? Jinny don't run...i don't bit...

Angela: HARD!

Captain: (gives her a glare) Where did she go?

Magda: The restroom. She should be back in a minuet.

(1 1/2 hours later Jinny comes crawling into the Staition)

Captain: Jinny how much did u drink i mean you shouldn't be this sick from so little!!!

Jinny: Not much, but i feel horrible!! All i had was a "screwball" (NancyJoJinny...hehe) and a budwiser. I have had more and been fine.

Captain: Well, where did u buy the beer.

Jinny: The budwiser from my car and the screwball from you frige.

Captain: My frige? The vodka was from my fride? (sounds worried)

Jinny: Yes, why?

Your turn!!! Your the best you can pull this cliff hanger off!!!!

SCREWWDRIVER!!!!!!!! LOL a screwball is a type of italian ice! hehe!

Captain:Ok...dont panick.

Jinny:WHat what WHAT!!!

Captain:I got that from a liqour store that had been robbed...It had poison in it...we dont know what yet but...it killed somebody..

Jinny:What(scared)Why didnt you tell me!?!

Captain:I forgot...I...I...I live alone so i didnt think of warning anyone.

Magda:Well...Sombody take her to the hospital!

Jinny:You should have(stands up)Told...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(puts hand on stomach and falls over)

Magda:Jinny(dives next to her on floor)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifweakly)Magda, it hurts.

Angela:Somebody call 9-1-1!!!

CD:Here(throws cell phone at uniformed officer)Call.(he calls and she kneels down next to jin.)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifcrying hysterically)I just had to drink it didnt i!?!?!?! Oh god...It hurts.(like sqeking when she talks)Help.

Angela:Captain? WHat the hell do we do!?!?!

Captain:I dont know!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifabout to faint)(moans)Im sorry...

CD:No nonono...dont leave us now...PLEASE stay awake.

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifjinnys head is on her shoulder)Wake up please wake up jinny!

Captain:This is my fault! I should have told her!

CD:No it isnt! DOnt say that.

(everybody was silent for the remaining time..., they were way too worried.Jinny only moved once.)

(Bout 4 mins later.)

Angela http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsirens) The ambulance is here


Your turn!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 04-10-2001).]

KEEP GOING THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!! Please!!!

LOL!! i am not a blonde iam brunett/black so i don't know what is wrong with me?? I am sooo humiliating myself! Oh and thanx for leaving me at such a crucal point!!!


(In the Ambulance)

C.D: Gosh it is crammed in here!!!

Angela: Well, we all wanted to come!! So...

Captain: I had that in there and i havn't been home in a long time and

Magda: What do you mean you havn't been home in a long time?

Captain: Well...

First Aid #2: Do you all know if she is a DNR? (for all you peeps who don't know what that means it means Do Not Resecitae (if i could spell)

C.D: Dude, we are her friends not her sisters.

First Aid#1: Damn no one is pulling over and the traffic is horrible!!!

Captain: Well...honk the horn!

First Aid #1: Mame, that is why we have sirens!

Captain: Oh, well hurry.

First Aid#1: I know...how long ago did she drink this...posion?

Captain: Magda what time did i call you?

Magda: Ummm....about 6:10

Captain: Then 5:45 around? Maybe.

First Aid #1: Well, it is 8:34 now so...we will have to get her there fast!! We can't get through there is a car crash up ahead!!! We are stuck and she needs help. FAST!


Now it is your turn!!! i love this!!! (hehe)

MORE!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!

yes, lol, i can't wait for more either!!!!

Well....This is like 1st degree murder...It should be illegal to make me comtinue from there....But i will.

Magda:What exactly needs to be done?

FirstAid#1:Well, surgery, and we need to pump her stomach.

CD:Cant you do anything!?!?

FirtsAid#1: If she gets any worse we will need to pump her stomach here...And we will have to throw you out.

Angela:WHat?

First Aid #2:There is no room...and you dont want to see her get her stomach pumped...its not pretty.

CD:Fine anything!

(traffic move like one inch)

Magda:Well, is a start.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstarts to wake up, but only a little)

CD:Hey guys!

Jinny:WHat(weakly)where am i?

CD:An ambulance.

First Aid #2:Ok, your awake thats good...But you need your stomach pumped now...The poisons eating away at your stomach lining...and we dont want your kidneys anyworse off then they already are.

Jinny:Ohh, Ok...(grimages)IT HURTS!

First Aid #2:Thats it out now.

(women climb out and of course at that time the traffic picks up...and the women are left standing on the side of route 78.)

CD:Great...Just great!

Your turn!!!!!I loooooooooooooooooooooooove this story

OMG!!!!! This is SOOOOOO good! You have GOT to write more soon!


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^~^The Division^~^
T: You're in danger and I'm supposed to hide in the closet?
J: No, you're supposed to hide under the covers with me 'cause it's warmer! Come on!
†º† ~~<@ Kenzie @>~~ †º†

I know, but oh well...let the captain go to jail. hehe! Thanx everyone for your support! i am sure NancyJoJinny and i know i really appreciate it. It helps us to want to write more!!!


(Side of the road and a car honks at the gang)

C.D: Shut-up!!!

Angela: What are we going to do?

Captain: Hitch a ride?

Magda: We are cops. Hold up our badges and force people to let us in there car. We'll say it is a police emergency.

Angela: That is crazy!

C.D: Yeah, but it might just work!!

(They held up their badges and waited until a big Welsh Farms truck stopped and let them inside)

Man: Howdey the name is Ron!!

Captain?: Can we get a ride to the hospital? It is a...

Ron: Surrre! Hop in. Oh, that is my dog Scruufy! Don't mind him! (he was a pitbull that growled it's teeth and hair stood up)

Captain: C.D, after you.

C.D: No way!!!

Magda: We are wasting time. I will go!!!

(They all got in and tried to get throught the traffic to the hospital)

(In the Ambulance)

Jinny:OHHHH...thius hurts like...ouch!!!

First Aid#1: We will start pumping!!

Jinny: Nooo, please i havce had that before and it is horrible!!! Let it eat away at my stomach tissue!! I need to lose some weight anyway.

First Aid#2: Honey, look at me (she points at her rolls of her stomach) you ain't got nothing. Now sit back and relax. you'll be fine!!

Jinny: No, please don't i hate it!!!

Yuo go now!!!

LOL...Thank you for your support throuot my career as a fan fic writer etc etc etc...

(Parking lot)

CD:Hey thanks.

Ron:Anytime(CD closes door)

Angela:WEll if were here than the ambulance is.

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstarts crying)Im sorry, please let her be OK?

Magda:Stop it...Its not your fault! She never shoulda drank it in the first place! Now i wnt to know whats going on and i am going to find out! COME ON!

(hospital front thingy)

Receptionist:How can i help you?

Magda:Exstead? Jinny Exstead? How is she?

Receptionist:Shes in surgery and she Quote"Put up one hell of a fight when they pumped her stomach"Un quote

Magda:Thats our Jinny ALright.

Receptionist:Well you cant blame her 4 times is alot to go through.

Magda:4!?!?!?!

Receptionist:SHe didnt tell you? Oh please dont let anybody know i told you...Its against policy and

CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifont worry.

Receptionist:Thank you...Il call you when NE thing happens.

(waiting room)

Angela:Why does she drink?

Kate:Huh?

Angela:Am i the only one who doesnt know?

CD:Nobody knows why...Family problems i guesse...she has alot.

Angela:Yeah.

(7 hours later)(there all asleep)

Receptionist:Hey guys?

CD:Hmmm?

Receptionist:Room 24, one at a time.

Captain:Can i go first?

Magda:Yeah go on...

Ur turn!

Post more I gotta know what happens next you cant torture me like this.

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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!

great! write more soon

Awesome!!!! Hurry and write more...I want to know what happens!!!

COME ON GIRL!!! POST MORE! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TO!!!!!!!

okay, sorry i had school!!


(Jinnys hospital room)

Captain: Hey Jinny.

Jinny: Hey (weakly)

CAptain: Listen i am sorry about the...well..you know.

Jinny: No problem. I am so used to getting my stomach pumped.

Captain: Iknow!!! 4 times..(oppse she thought)

Jinny: How did u know that?

Captain: A lucky guess.

Jinny: What ever i don't care!!! So, when can i get out of this dump?

Captain: When the Doctors say you can.

Jinny: Will you sign me out now so we can go home?

Captain: Home? It is my house and...fine. I guess i owe it to you to let you stay.

Jinny: How come you didn't throw the poision vodka out in the first place?

Captain: Well...i havn't been home!!

Jinny: I've noticed!! Is it a man?

Captain:......


Your turn!!!!

Okey Dokey...SOrry im on spring break!

Captain:Well i uhh...

Jinny:Come on...Who am i gonna tell?

Captain:All of san fran!

Jinny:Please?

Captain:Yeah...But if you think you can get who ti is out of me than you got another thing comein!

Jinny:Hey calm down...thats all i needed to know.

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsigh)Yeah ill sign you out.

Jinny;Thanks...How did you get here.

Captain:Some guy named ron drove us. He had one mean lookin dog.

Jinny:Oh yeah i know him from...a while ago.

Captain:Uhhhhh yeah...

Jinny:Yeah....(Long pause) CAN WE GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW????

Captain:Yeah yeah yeah...But we goota talk first.

Jinny:'bout what?

Captain:Jinny, you know what...

YOUR TURN!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! hurry I love this!!!!!!!!

okay what kind of leave is that?

Captain:Jinny, you know what...

RRRRRRRR!!! Now i have a hard time!!!

Jinny: What?

Capain: (Madga bursts in the door)

Magda: i can't take this anymore!! I have to see Jinny. Buh bye Captain!!!

Jinny:MAGDA!!!!

Magda: OH, i am sooo glad to see you also!!!

Jinny: No, CAptain was going to tell me something and u interuptted!!!!

Magda: I love you too!!!! (meanly)

Jinny: Well, i am sorry!

Captain: Don't worry, i will tell you later!

Magda: Okay, buh bye. My turn!

Jinny: Magda...

Magda: I know!! (hugs her) You couldn't wait to see me!!!

Jinny: No, i wanted to talk to Captain!

Magda: (suprised) What? fine, i'll go get her!!!

Jinny: Thank you!!!

(Captain walks in)

Captain: Well...i was going to say!


hahahahahahahahahahahahahah now you have to go!!!!!!

Don't make us suffer or anything (sarcasim) k hurry please

i just wrote more and it didn't post!!!! RRRR...i have to write it over!!!

Captain: I...(Magda bursts in)

Magda: I can't take it anymore...i have to talk to Jinny!

Captain: (looks dwon)

Jinny: Madga!!!! (sreams)

Magda: I know!!! I couldn't wait to see you either!!! (she hugs Jinny)

Jinny: No Magda. You interupted my convo. with the Captain.

Magda: (still hugging her) I love you too!!!!
Wait what?

Jinny: You interupted my conv...

Magda: That is what i though u say!!!(touches Jinny's head) Are you feeling okay?

Jinny: YES...now get out and come back in 5 minuets!

Magda: Fine...(stomps out)

Captain: I'll go!!

Jinny:No, tell me!!!

Captain: Well, i wanted to say...


I am getting you back! hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

Your Trun

It posted! And thanks alot for where you left off!!


Captain:WHat i wanted to say was...were all a little worried about you.

Jinny:Im fine.

Captain:Jinny, About your drinking.

Jinny:I got it under control.

Captain:Jinny...4 times...thats alot of times to get alcohol poisoning.

Jinny:Come on? Its no big deal.

Captain:No it wasnt a big deal but over the last few weeks your getting worse, Jin, alot worse.

Jinny:If this is about me getting drunk while staying with you...

Captain: Jinny!!! This has nothing to do with that...(calmer)Im sorry...But your hurting yourself.

Jinny:WHen did this become your buisness!?!

Captain:I refuse to sit around and say nothing while you destroy your life!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifscreaming)I can handle...

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifeven louder) what the hell is it anyway! Ever sense you were 16! Its about time you put everything in perspective!

Jinny:I have it under control.

Captain:Then why are you here?

Jinny:Because you kept poison alcohol.

Captain:HELLO! Aclohol...goes with the whole drinking problem!

Jinny:I dotn have a problem!

Captain:HA! You come into work hungover every morning and you know it!

Jinny:No i dont!

(outside door)

Magda:Oh boy..we have a problem now.

CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifthinks)You think theyll shoot each other.

Angela:Shhhhhhhh! Theyle hear you!

(in room)

Jinny:I dont have a problem!(crying)I DONT! Well.....might...maybe...yeah.

Captain:ANd what do you want to do about it...Huh?

Don't stop please don't stop...this is awesome!!!!!!!

okay....

jinny: I am handling it i said!

Captain: Obviously not good enough!

Jinny: Listen you are not my MOM!

Captain: I know..but i am your boss and i have to make sure the city has good capable police officers.

Jinny: So, now i am not a capable police officer?

Captain: No didn't say that.

Jinny :You infered it!!!

Captain: Look, i just care aout you.

Jinny: Well, you shouldn't i am fine.

Captain: Jinny!! Please just get some help!

Jinny: I am Fine!

Captain: I know some one...

Jinny: (yelling really loud) I AM FINE!!!

Captain: Then you are fired.

Jinny: What?

Captain: You have to get help or i can't put you on the streets!!!

Jinny: Captain...this is bull!

Captain: It is the only way!

Your turn!!!! i am loving this story!!!

Uhhh huh....Yup ok heres more...

Jinny:But im not drunk when im on the job!

Captain:How do i know that?

Jinny:Because im not stupid! Geez!

Captain:Every time you get drunk...I dotn even know what to say to you anymore Jinny! Whether your drunk or not its imparing your work habits!

Jinny:Like what!

Captain:Oh come on! When was the last time you came into work on time? Huh? ANd when you do, you usually fall asleep on your desk!

Jinny:Because im tired!

Captain:Now thats bull! Your hungover and you know it!

Jinny:I...I...I cant go to one of those places! Not even counseling...Ive been there done that! They treat you like a little kid! All sweet and nice....

Captain:ANd would you rather they yell at you?

Jinny:If that what it takes!

Captain:Your still fired until you figure it out!

Jinny:No please....At least let me attempt it on my own...

Captain:I dont know if i can trust you.

Jinny:Please...Ill try really hard.

Captain:Fine.

Jinny:Thankyou....Now can i see magda?

Captain:Yeah.

Ok you can go now!

okie dokie!!! i am on spring break now to!!!


(Captain leaves and Magda walks in)

Jinny:Hi

Magda: What the heck happened?

Jinny: Captain, got mad at me

Magda: That is usual, but what happened that she got really pissed?

Jinny: She got mad, cause she was yelling at me for drinking!!! i have to try to get better or...i am fired (mumbled)

Magda: What was that? Fired?

Jinny: Yes...(looks down and poulls on the bed sheets)

Magda: Do you want me to help you?

Jinny: No...i want to do this on my own!

Magda: Okay

(Captain comes in)

Captain: I signed you out! You are free.

Jinny: Thanks

Magda: Well, i will see you later. Good luck.

Jinny: Thanx

(Later at Jinny's house she is staring a bottle of Miller)

Your turn!!!!

Oh yeah... Thanks for leaving there...uh huh.


Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifthinking) I dont need it...If i go to sleep now i wont even notice how much i want it.(she gets up and lies down)

(4 hours later)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifto herself)One cant hurt....Only one.(goes into kitchen and poppes top off.(its like 1 in the morning)Captains out again...shell never know...

(magdas house, small while later...jinnys just a little drunk)

Magda(Picks up phone)(to heself)I just dont trust her...

Jinny:Hellooo?

Magda:Are you drunk?

Jinny:Nice talking to you too hun. Sup?

Magda:Im sorry well...are you.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifTaking another sip)No not really...

Magda:Oh Jinny....Captains gonna be really mad at you.

Jinny:Come on i didnt drink that much and shes not here anyway...shell never know.(takes another sip)

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifwalks in)Jinny!?!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifDrops phone and turns around)C..Captain.(tries to hide bottle)

Captain:WHat is that?

Jinny:WHats what?

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifGoes over to jinny and tries to get bottle but jinny presses up againt the wall)

Jinny:Its nothing really...

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgrabs bottle and realizes its empty)Its nothing allright.

YOUR TURN!!!

Yeah, well thank you to!!!!

Jinny: Where did that come from?

Captain: I don't know why don't you tell me!

Jinny: I don't know..(sounding innocent)

Captain: Jinny...please tell me you didn't drink this.

Jinny: I..

Captain: You did!!! Jinny, okay, let's talk about this...

Jinny: Your not mad at me?

Captain: No, i understand what your going through!

Jinny: How would you know?

Captain: I was just at the liberary!


Jinny: Wow, you go to the library and you know what it feels like to be an alcoholic!

Captain: You admitted it! That is a good sign.

Jinny:Stop lexturing me!!!

Captain: Jinny i just want to help you!!!

Jinny: Well....i can do it!

Captain: No you can't. i will be there for you!!!

(Jinny looks up with a tear in her eye)

Your turn!!!!

Is there some sick twisted reason your all not responding or are we just 2 fast for you hehe...OKAY! HERERS MORE!

Jinny:I...I didnt really think anybody cared.

Captain:Are you kidding, hey?

Jinny:Well...nobody ever offered to help. Not even family.

Captain:Well, thats why i offered. Who were you talkin too?

Jinny:Magda...Oh magda(grabs phone)Hello? You still there...

Magda:Yeah

Jinny:Hehe...You didnt happen to hear any of that did you?

Magda:All of it...Look...im gonna hang up now..Bye.

Jinny:Yeah..Bye.(turns to kate) So what do i do now?

Captain:Come here(took her in living room) Sit...Why do you think you have to drink?

Jinny:After my mom died...I started drinking...Even after i got over her death...I just never took the time to quit...(quietly)I..never wanted too.

Captain:WHy do you want to?

Jinny:You think i like it? I blacked out half of the things i do...

Captain:If you want it bad enough you can quit.

Jinny:You werent just at the Library were you... Tell me the truth...How do you know how i feel?

Your turn!

hey sry for not replying im just a very lazy person lol.. this is good so far keep up da good work I just got bak from D.C 2 days ago i was on my 7th grade field trip and now im am very lazy lol
hahahahahahahaha



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Ive replied alot already but if you want Ill reply again...here it gos...YOUVE GOTTA POST MORE SOON OR ILL JUST DIE THIS IS THE BEST I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!pwease(sad puppy dog eyes) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!

LOL...I want more too! OK nancymckeonfan8976...Can i post this story on another board over at lifetimes websit...theres a fan fic board over there...ill give you credit for the pars you wrote...K?

hey im real sorry that i havn't responded- i think this is totally awsome! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock:
hey im real sorry that i havn't responded- i think this is totally awsome! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ditto!

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^~^The Division^~^
T: You're in danger and I'm supposed to hide in the closet?
J: No, you're supposed to hide under the covers with me 'cause it's warmer! Come on!
†º† ~~<@ Kenzie @>~~ †º†

Go for it NancyJoJinny!!! Thanx for all the commplements guys!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Captain: I...was at the liberary, but i wasn't looking for books on..well, you know.

Jinny: Have you experianced what i am going through?

Captain: WEll.....

Jinny: i can't believe it!!! (wide eyed)

Captain: Well, i was young and stupid.

Jinny: I am not stupid i am griving!

Captain: Okay, i understand how you feel.

Jinny: Not totaly. Your mother is still alive!

Captain: She doesn't know who i am though!

Jinny: At least you have her...alive.

Captain: I am sorry Jin.

Jinny: Yeah...i will be leaving your house now. I will find a new apartment. I can't handle living here anymore. I am not used to haveing people know everything i drink, eat, do...you know?

Your Turn!

Oh joy! Thank you people for the compliments!

Captain:Now your leaving now?

Jinny:WOuld you rather i live with you for the rest of my life?

Captain:Well...are you going to clean up your act?

Jinny:Not again...

Captain:I know your grieving and i know how you feel whether you think i do or not...But when you leave this house i expect to see a big improvement...and im afraid you wont do it.

Jinny;ANd youll have to fire me...right?

Captain:No i dont have to fire you...If you give it up then i wont.

Jinny:Fine i promise ill stop...

Captain:Why dont you stay here until you actually find an apartment?

Jinny:Ill sleep in my car.

Captain:No you wont your staying here...At least for tonight.

Jinny:You want me to stay? This must be the 8th wonder of the world...(thinks for a second)Or... not.

Captain:Just...dont push it...You know youdd rather stay here so just dont push it.

Ok that was really bad but i am brain dead(literally) Right now!

No, it was good!!! you are always good!

Jinny: Okay, okay!!! I have to go out.

Captain: No Jinny!

Jinny: want to go see teddy, cause we have a date tonight!

Captain: How do i know your not going to the bar?

Jinny:Go to the bar and look 4 me!

Captain: WEll...okay..but u better not be there.

(Later at a nice on the water resurant)

Jinny: So...this place is nice.

Teddy: Yeah, hey, you still staying with the Captain?

Jinny: Yes (rolls her eyes)

Teddy: Because now that i am back you can stay at my place!

Jinny: I don't think that is a very good idea...

Teddy: Don't worry. i have a pull out bed and u can sleep there!! No problem. I mean it's not like u want to stay w/ the captain. you hate her.

Jinny: ........

Teddy: Right?

Your turn!

Ok htank you...Your really good too!

Jinny:I mean were just starting to...become friends...

Teddy:I thought you saud you had nothing in common?

Jinny:Well i was wrong.

Teddy:WHat? WHat do you have in common?

Jinny:we have had the same problems...she can relate to me...

Teddy:Like what?

Jinny:Uhhhhmmm...She can help me with my problems.

Teddy:Stop it...U know what i mean...What si the problem...Your problem???

Jinny:I may be a tad bit of an ahha...ahaahaa(she couldnt get the word out)

Teddy:An ahhaha?

Jinny:AN alcoho...holic...There i said it are you happy now!?!

Teddy:Im sorry...i didnt mean to make you feel uncomfortable..

Jinny:ehh..umm its not you...Captain relly wants me to get treatment...ANd i want to stop...but I like dont want the world to knwo im in counseling...ANd she offered to help me...

Teddy:Thats why?

Jinny:Because i dont trust myself...ANd if i stay with her...then i defianately know she will keep every drop away from me.

Teddy:Im glad you want to stop...I kindof noticed...

Jinny:Its that obviose?

Teddy:No jinny i love you and i just want you to be healthy and happy.

Jinny:you what?

Teddy:I want you to be healthy and happy.

Jinny:Before that.

Teddy:Im glad you want to stop.

Jinny:After that.

Teddy: I...i love you.

you can go now!

ok, thanx!!!!

Jinny: wow, no one ever said that to me and ment it!!!

Teddy: (blushing) well, there is always a 1st.

Jinny: I love you too! (gives him a gentle kiss on the lips)

Teddy: Well, if you need me for nething i am always here 4 u!

Jinny: Thanx, Teddy, but i think i can handle it...especialy if Captain is breathing over my shoulder.

Teddy: I am glad.

jinny: About what part?

Teddy: that u think u can handle it!!! That means u have self-confidence.

Jinny: Oh, thanx.

(After dinner on a short walk they pass the bar and see a drunk man beating up his wife or somelady...listen i wanit to be the wife so it is the wife...hehe and Jinny grabs Teddy)

Jinny: Let's stop them! No one is doing nething. They are just standing there!!!

Teddy:Jinny, i don't think we should get involved if you know what i ...(she grabs him and pulls him inside)

Jinny: (looks at Teddy) i am always prepared)! (smiles at him and then gets serious. hold up her gun and screams) Sir put you hands up you are under arrest for assult and abuse of a human being. (or what ever he would be arrested 4. don't correct me..i get emmbarassed...haha)

(Jinny walked over to the man and he willingly gave in. everyone clapped 4Jinny. Just then the Captain walked into the bar)

Captain: Jinny?

Jinny: Captain i.....

Your turn!!!!

Ok...Oh god i have to correct you...he would be under arrest for spousle abuse...sorry dont be emarressed about it...Trust me ive done worse.

Jinny:This aint what it lookes like...

Captain:Then what is it.

Jinny:I just had to(guy tries to get away but she grabs him)Arrest this guy...

Captain:For what?

Jinny:Spousle abuse.

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifturns to people in bar)SHe lyin?

People:Yes

Captain:Ha...See

Jinny:Oh come on guys!

Captain:Im not happy here.

Jinny:You think you could watch him till the uniforms get here and take him away.

Captain:W...

Jinny:Thannks alot!(runs to door and hads guy over to kate)

Captain:B...

Jinny:Preciate it!(leaves)

Captain:Great...just great!

(outside)

Jinny:Lets see where did we leave off.

Teddy:We were haveing a long romantic walk..

Jinny:Oh yeah...(smiles and they keep going)

(at about 3 Am kates house)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifjust arrived) Hey.

Captain:Where were you?

Jinny:WIth teddy...

Captain:Good for u...Now about this bar thing...

Your turn!

ok, i am embarassed. i live in a little town where i learn and know nothing, lol, i am so ashamed. but thanx for correcting me! haha.

Jinny: What about i? i told you that i was there to arrest that guy. i was walkin by and no one was helping the women so i decided i would help her. i was walkin BY the bar and saw this. Teddy and i were takin a romantic walk!!! (giggles)

Captain: Jinny, u still wnet in the bar. How do i kno you weren't planning to drink and then saw the guy ABUSING HIS SPOUSE (hehehehe) and helped her, then i came in and u decided not to drink a thing while i was there?

Jinny: Captain, come on. i am really tring here!

Captain: Well, how do i know you are telling the truth?

Jinny: Call Teddy!!!! He will tell you what happened.

Captain: You are probubly forcing him to lie 4 u!

Jinny: What? Captain, why would i do that when it is against your HOUSE RULES!!!

Captain: My house rules?

Jinny: You know, no drinking, no watching Jerry which is my fav. show when i am drunk. (laughs) and...

Captain:OK, OK!!!

Jinny: Look i am tring here, okay.

Captain: ok.

(Captain calls Teddy)

Teddy: Hello?

Captain: Sorry for calling so late, but i need to know if Jinny drank anything when you were with her.

Teddy: Of course she drank something.....

Your turn!!!!

LOL...ok...That was good...And BTW...my town is probably smaller!

Captain:Thanks Teddy....Thats all i needed to know...(hangs up without saying goodbye)

Jinny:There u go.

Captain:He said you drank...

Jinny:A SODA!!! A SODA SODA SODA SODA!(acting like a whining little kid) Your question was stupid anyway....you should have been more specific!

Captain:Jinny....

Jinny:Get outta my way!(grabs phone)Hello Teddy honey(hiding her anger)Will you tell captain i didnt drink any ALCOHOLIC beveragess....SHe thinks i did...(hands phone to captain)

Captain:uh huh.....Yup....ok...bye...(turns to jinny)Can i believe him?

Jinny:WHY DO YOU THINK IM LYIN!?!?

Captain:Because you do that for a living.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifo i look drunk to you?

Captain:You always look drunk...

Jinny:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thanks. I cant prove anything to you but i am telling the truth...I DIDNT DRINK ANYTHING WITH ALOCOHOL IN IT!!!!

I g2g...your turn

KEEP GOIN!!!! this is really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Your part was really good too! Thanx!

Captain: FINE!!!!

Jinny: You believe me...?

Captain: Yes, i have no other choice, u won't shut-up.

Jinny: well...i am glad, cause i am telling the truth.

Captain: Well...you can sleep in my bed tonight again.

Jinny: Ohhh another..

Captain: Another what?

Jinny: Date?

Captain:no i have something else to do!

Jinny: Like what?

You go now!!!

hey it jus keeps gettin better and better lol.

when jinny said SODA SODA SODA I started laughin because i am from pittsburgh and we say pop lol.

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Hmmmmm...Ive never met NEone who said pop before...then again ive never been to pittsburg!

Captain:Its nothing really...

Jinny:Ill find out in the morning anyway(rubbs her eye)night.

Captain:Night!(went out and got in her car)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgoing into room when phone rings)Hello?

Magda:Jinny...Hi...Is captain there?

Jinny:No she dissapeered again.

Magda:What do you mean.

Jinny:Everynight she goes out...and comesback the next morning...with a guy...but tonight shes got something else to do.

Magda:Hehe...Really...Look i g2g get ben to sleep...Have fun.

Jinny:Oh yeah right.(hangs up and goes to sleep)

(at one of those clinic things)

Captain:Hi

Receptionist:Can i help you?

Captain:I, need some tips on helping an alcoholic quit...You got any...like programs where she wont need to like...go...

Receptionist:Like...smokers have....Yeah i have pamplets, that help you quit on your own.

Captain:Its not me...My employee anf friend whos staying with me...She promised to quit...But i know shes gonna try somethin.

Receptionist:WHats her name?

Captain:Jinny Exstead.

Receptionist:HAHAHAH!!! Your Kidding JinMixer wants to quit!

Captain:Whered she get that name.

Receptionist:Well shes been in ehre 100's of times triing to quit...

Captain:Well...shes gonna this time..or sheel lose her job.

Receptionist:WHere does she work...McyDees?

Captain:Shes a cop...

Receptioninst: Oh....Ill get you those pamplets.

I g2g./..i have 3 fan fics open now so bye for now!

Great job!!!

Rep: Here you are! Good luck! (laughs)

Captain: Oh, yeah thanx!

Rep: She is a tough one!

Captain: I know!

(Captain goes back to the house and walks in quietly she is reading over the shets the Rep gave her!!! Jinny; Walksout)

Jinny: (slepply) He, i am thirsty, What u doinghome?

Captain: (hides the pamplets behind her back)
Um..reading over some cases

Jinny: Oh, okay, u want the bed back?

Captain:No, u take it!! Oh, what r u drinking?

Jinny:Water!

Captain:Okay, good night! oh and Jin. have u ever tried to stop drinking before?

Jinny: Nope...why do u ask?

Captain: (why would she lie to me?) she thought!!!

okay , go on. i have to go to Myrtle Beach, South Carilina for a trip and won't be back til next sunday so i am sorry for leaving you hanging!!! NancyJoJinny can wirte a lot if you want .i will write more as soon as i get back!!!

i woke up early before we leave to write more for you all! hehe! So, i might leave and not finish, but NancyJoJinny is good and will be good at doing more!!!

(Station next morning)

Captain: Magda, where's Jinny?

Magda: The bath room, why?

Captain: I thought so...i couldn't wait her to finally go. She has a baldder the size of an elephant(shakes her head) i mean she had 5 big gulps and still didn't have to go to the bathroom...(interupted)

Magda: Was there something u wnated to ask me?

Captain: Oh, yes....sorry! i was wondering if you knew if Jinny ever tried to stop drinking?

Magda: Captain...i don't know if i should say anything..she is my partner let alone my BEST friend.

Captain: There is a reason though!

Magda: Well, what is the reason?

Captain: The reason is that i went to the clinic to get some pamplets on how to help an alcoholic stop drinking and the women at the desk siad she knew jinny. She said that she had been the the clinic and tried to stop 100's of times. That makes me feel sorry for her.

Magda: Yeah, me too!

Captain: So, it is true! (got yeah smirk)

Magda: Captain!!!!! Please don't say anything. I am the only one who knows. Casey too, but please!!!!

Captain: Fine!!!

(Jinny walks back into the room) *don't you love how t.v. shows always do the. have the person walk in right when they are done* haha!

Jinny: Hey guys! Whats up?

Captain: Jinny can i see you in my office?

Jinny: Sure, (crosses her eyes at Magda)

(In Captains office with the door shut)

Jiny: Sup CAp?

Captain: Well...i went to the is clinic thing to get some pamplets on how to help you out and the girl at the desk knew you!!

Jinny: What? I don't know her! But i am known everywhere.

Captain: Jinny, please don't lie thisis serious!!!

ok, g2g. love you guys! L8ter

GR8 I can't wait for more!!!

Well, I've never heard anyone say soda! :P Anyway, I just now read the fanfic, and it's great! Can't wait for more from you guys!

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Go NancyJoJinny!!! i am back and ready to write more

OK i will finally post my part!

Jinny: Fine i was there once...(glances at Kate) of twice or 3 times...

Kate: Why did you lie to me!!??

Jinny: I was embarresed OK????? I couldnt do it! Do you know how degradeing that feels!?!!?

Kate: Yes i do.

Jinny: ANd did you like bragging about it?

Kate: No jinny, nut you have to talk to me! IM TRYING TO HELP HERE!

Jinny: ANd i apreciate it! WHat does my past have to do with it.

Kate: It just helps to be honest Jin... You can go now!

Jinny: THANK YOU!!!

ok and for you script "Drunk" that was me saying good job, not my brother!!! okay here is more!!

(Jinny is sitting at home when her phone rings)

Jinny: Hello?

Casey: Hey Jin, whats up?

Jinny: What do you want?

Casey: Woooo there, sorrrry!

Jinny: I'm sorry, but i have been getting calls from people like you who only call when they feel they need to!

Casey: I call a lot!!! i call more the DAd and john put together!

Jinny: I know...i'm sorry. How r u?

Casey: Good...CAptain called me and i wanted to say...(Jinny cuts him off)

Jinny: Please Casey, don't get involved!!! i really can't take anymore HELP from people!

Casey: But.....?

Jinny: Just leave me alone!!!

Casey: Fine!(hangs up a lil annoyed)

Jinny: Gosh Jinny, you mess everthing up don't you!!!! (she walks over to her frig)

Your turn!!!

OKELY DOKELYS!

Jinny: (grabd a beer and drank it, and drank another and another and another and another...ok you get the point shes way out there)*phone rings*

Jinny: Hello hello!?!?

Casey: Jinny, i wanted to apaologise..

Jinny: (slurring) Thats ok! i screw up alla da time anyway.

Casey: Oh no jinny not again, please tell me your not drunk.

Jinny: im not drunk... yes i am! hHAHAHAHAH!

Casey: Jinny how much did you drink???

Jinny: More than usual!

Casey: Im comeing over there right now! dONT GO ANYWHERE!

OKELY DOKELYS!

Jinny: (grabd a beer and drank it, and drank another and another and another and another...ok you get the point shes way out there)*phone rings*

Jinny: Hello hello!?!?

Casey: Jinny, i wanted to apaologise..

you go now

Jinny: (slurring) Thats ok! i screw up alla da time anyway.

Casey: Oh no jinny not again, please tell me your not drunk.

Jinny: im not drunk... yes i am! hHAHAHAHAH!

Casey: Jinny how much did you drink???

Jinny: More than usual!

Casey: Im comeing over there right now! dONT GO ANYWHERE!

OKELY DOKELYS!

Jinny: (grabd a beer and drank it, and drank another and another and another and another...ok you get the point shes way out there)*phone rings*

Jinny: Hello hello!?!?

Casey: Jinny, i wanted to apaologise..

you go now

Jinny: (slurring) Thats ok! i screw up alla da time anyway.

Casey: Oh no jinny not again, please tell me your not drunk.

Jinny: im not drunk... yes i am! hHAHAHAHAH!

Casey: Jinny how much did you drink???

Jinny: More than usual!

Casey: Im comeing over there right now! dONT GO ANYWHERE!

okay, wow, you posted a lot! hehe!

Jinny: Don't go ne where?? Oh i moved my finger!!! (laughs) when ever someone tells me not to move ne where i get all wanting to disobey it!!!! (she grabs her keys and jumps in her car)

(Casey finally gets to Jinnys and lets himself in)

Casey: Jinny? Now listen we need to talk about...(Stops talking when he relazes (sp) that she isn't there) Shiiiiiip!!!

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Jinny: I love driving! (honks her horn to the beat or "Independant Women" All the mamas crossing dollars throw your hands up at me all the ladies who truley feel me throw your hands up at me. (The she gets a car heading right at her and is honking it's horn wildly at her) Ohhhhhh the watch i'm wearing i bought it the house i live in i bought it the car i'm driving i bought it cuz i depend on meeeee(singign and the car just misses her) Wow, watch it she yells! Gosh drivers these days!!!!
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(Casey calls the Captain and explains what happened)

Captain: Okay i will get Magda, C.D, and Angela to help you look for her...you can call John and your father if you feel it is nessary (Sp). Bye.

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Jinny: This is the best part!!!! OMG!!!! (she takes her hands off the wheel and starts dacing and singing with her eyes shut) Girl i didn't know you could get down like that Cahrlie how your angels get down like the...(all the suddenshe felt the car drop and she realized she was heading down a hill at a fast speed) Oh, gosh!!! (jinny tried to control the car, but it went smashing with a splash into the river. her car then started to fill with water) What am i going to do? (she panicked)

Your turn!!!

OK

Ok ok what did daddy say about this, jiny thought, nothing he never told me what to do about this!!! Ok wait till the car fills up...hold my breath and get out!(crying) PLEASE GOD DONT LET ME DIE!!!! IM SORRY FOR EVERY THING! Here we go(holds her breath and opens door)


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Magda: I dontknow where to go...what if shes hurt or dead!?!?

Casey: Dont say that!

Magda: Im sorry.

Kate: I so thoguht she was gonna give it up.

Casey: Its my fault...bad timing.

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Jinny struggled to the top of the water. She gasped for air...she had been holding her breath for so long her lungs hurt. She pulled herself onshore. She let herself fall to the ground.

Jinny: MAGDA!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???(crying) please somebody. I have no clue where i am.

Jinny got up and made her way up to the top of the road, she got really dizzy and fell over.

Jinny: Ok jin... pull yourself together... Deep breaths.

I g2g bye!

great job!! i couldn't have done it better myself!!!

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Casey: Okay we all should split up!

Cap: Good idea! Angela nd c.D you go and check out the local bars. John you go stay at her apartment in case she comes home, because you don't want to help ne way...so go watch t.v or something.

John: YeS!!! Jinny should do this more often! (Casey glared at him.

Cap: Magda and i will check the streets and C.d and Angela will do the same when they are done checking the local bars they can check the streets. Lets go! (Everyone slpirt up)
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(Jinny sat down from the dizzy feeling. Her temples throbbed)

Jinny: Oh, gosh all my stuff is still in the car. I have to get back to the car before it all is gone!!! (she runs back into the woods after he car)
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(Angela and C.D are at teh ancorside looking for Jinny)

C.D: Hey..(she calls to the bar tender)

Bar tender: Yes? Can i get you anything?

C.D: No, but you can help me! Have you seen this lady in here today? (she holds up a picture of Jinny she had from her birthday party 2 months ago)

Bar tender: YEs....this morning, but she came in and left...didn't drink nething. she usually drinks a lot everytime she comes in here. (laughs to himself) i think she is keeping us in buisness.

Angela: Hey..i think that is enough...she is our friend!

Bar tender: Okay, sorry..hey i am not the riminla here..she is!

C.D: She is not a crimanil. she is a lost persons.

Bar tender: What ever...get out if your not going to buy nething!

(C.D and angela walk out annoyed)
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(Jinny gets to the lake and doesn't see her car.)

Jinny: I gues it went under? well...i will go down with it..if i must!
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(kate and magda come to the street that Jinny got out of control on and saw a car accident with a truck and another car)

Kate: Maybe jinny caused this?

Magda: I doubt it, but we can see if they saw nething
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Your turn!!!! i like it better now!!!! you?



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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

OKELY DOKELYS!!!

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Jinny dove into the water, it wasnt very deep, only like 10 feet, the car had obviosly gotten to the bottom. She tried to open the passenger side door but it was stuck. She poped back up to the surface.

Jinny: DAMN!!!! Oh ill try thedrivers side door!(goes back down but she cant relly get anything out and comes back up and climbs onshore) STUPID CAR STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CD: Well where do we go from here????

Magda: Did you haer that???

Angela: What???

Magda: It was jinny!!! HAHAHAH!! It was i heard her screm stipid something or other!

CD: Sounds like her!

Angela: Like where was it comeing from.

Magda; I have no idea but atleast were close!


I G2G NY FRIEND IS COMEING OVER!

This story is great! I can't wait to hear more on it! Oh, 450!!! Halfway to 900!

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okay

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Jinny: Damn car!!! i knew i always hated it!!!

(Jinny stars to walk up the hill when she hears Magda, Angela, Casey ect. calling her)

Jinny thinks *omg, they will kill me when they find me. the captain will kill me for the car anda the rest for making them look 4 me!*

(with that she ives behind a tree and lets them walk right pats her)

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Angela: I thought i heard her?

Magda: Hmmm...me too!

Casey: Where could she be?

C.D: It is getting late shoudl we call for more help to find her?

Kate: YES!!!!

HEHEHE!


Jinny: No wait dont call back up im here...

Casey: What are you doing???

Jinny: Emmmm lemme think? (sigh) Ok i was afraid youd be mad!

Kate: (backing jinny up to a tree) Oh is that so I AM MAD I AM SO MAD THAT I WANT TO SHOOT YOU!!!!

Jinny: My car is dead.

Magda: Exuse me?

Jinny: It sank... in the river... And all my stuff is gone... and the car is dead.

CD: You drove into the river.

Jinny: Yeah... i think... Ummm... Yeah.

Magda: HOW DUMB ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?

Jinny: mmmm... Prrrrrrretty dumb.. yeah i am.. WELL... SOMEBODY HELP ME GET MY CAR!!!!

Magda: Well it explains why your soaked.

Jinny: Well, whatever! Somebody help me get my stuff(wining/crying) out of the car!!!!! (moans) I want my stuff!

John: (Runs up.) Her door is lo...(sees jinny) Hi jin... Why are you all wet?

Jinny: I drove my car into the river! AND I WANT ALL THE STUFF THAT WAS IN THERE!

John: What is it beer?

Jinny: MY CLOTHES, MY WATCH, AND YES JOHN YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT! BEER!!!! (attacks him)

Casey & Magda: (prys her off, but she puched john anyway)

John: Hey woman get off! (she gets up) Thank you! What are you drunk???

Jinny: Not as much as when i drove my CAR INTO THE WATER!!! Are you not getting the point here????


i g2g bye

HEHE!!! i love this! the script that has no end!!!

Casey: Jinny, i think we should go home and rest!

Jinny: (winning like a kid) But i need my stuff!

Casey: We will get it for you, but John will take you home...okay?

Jinny: NOOOO...my keys are still in the car and i don't have a spare!!!

Magda: Thats okay..i have spare in my jacket for ur house!!!

Jinny: No, your jacket sunk with the car. Member you left it in there?

Magda: WHAT?

Jinny: Umm...your jacket sunk

Magda: (interupts) I heard you, but....my jacket(moans)

Jinny: I'm sorry (puppy face)

Your turn!!!

I ACNT SEE ANY OF HE NEW POST AND SOME ARE DISSAPEERING!!!! HELP ME TJ!!! PLEASE???

okay, i will wait for you to get your computer back to working!!!

Hey keep up the good work!!!

ok its fine now!!!!

Magda: Oh no! That was my favorite jacket you idiot!!!

Jinny:So... are you going to get my car now?

Magda: no you are!

Jinny: Wjat exused me? No i tried.... the doors are jammed!

CD: Howd you get out?

Jinny: I dunno u pused and it opened!

Casey: Well get somebody to take it out
tomorow! Come on... stay with me... get some sleep!

Jinny: (moans) My leather jacket... Its destroyed!

John: Buy a new one... Now go!

Jinny: (mimicing him like 5 year olds do) Now go! FINE oK!!! what difference does it make?????

Kate: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF YOU STAY????

Jinny: I dunno! Fine ill go 9turns to casey) But im in a bad mood... so just stay out of my way and i wont kill you... My guns in the car! Geez! Everything is in there!!! All my clothes!

John: Thatsa ok... Casey must have somehing girly.

Jinny: Ssssssshut up!

John: OK OK...

I g2g your turn!

GREAT WORK!!!!

Jinny: (wines) MY coat!

Casey: I know...now come home with me! WE'll get something to eat.

Jinny: And drink?

Casey: Yes, like water or soda.

Jinny: Cheap...BEER!

Everyone: NO!!!

Jinny: (winkes) ok, ok!

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(At Caseys house)

Jinny: Got any thing good to eat?

Casey: Not really!

Jinny?: (looks through the cabinet) OH!!!! Gold fish! i love the fishes cuz their so delisious! gotta go fishing!

Casey: This is gonna be a long night!

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Magda: My coat!!!

C.D: Calm down!

Magda: I am gonna kill Jinny with the gun we get out of her car!!!!

Captain: MAGDA!!!

Magda: J/K! Sorry!

Your turn!!!!

HAHAHA!! My friend sings the dumbass goldfish song 24/7 aaaaaahahahahah!


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Jinny: (babbleing on aimlessly stuffing her face with goldfish)

Casey: Mmmm hmmm... Yup... Ok Jin... Yes i know... Very cool... Yeah i know hes a jerk...

Jinny: (cell phone rings) Eeeeeexstead???

Kate: (very long sigh) Ahhh... I see your driving casey crazy by your drunk...ness.

Jinny: HA! Howd you know?

Kate: You told us... Could you give casey th phone???

Jinny: K!

Casey: Hey cap. Oh yes... Defianately... Mmm hmm. Hold on. Jinny, wait here, DONT MO.... never mind. (casey left, talked, came back... and found out Jinny found beer)

Jinny: I found it!

Casey: I see that... Hand it over!

Jinny: No!

Casey: please jin????

Jinny: Nnnnnnnnnnnno!

Casey: You are the hardest person to stand you know that!?!!?

Jinny: I know!

I g2g your turn!

LOL, that was AWESOME!!!!!


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Casey: Jinnt, come on!

Jinny: just 1 sip? (pouts)

Casey: Jinny, i know you too well! You have gotten trophys for downing gallons of beer in 1 sip!

Jinny: (looks down) i lost thjat talent!

Casey: Oh, well, still...no! Give it to me!

Jinny: No, please i will cry!

Casey: I don't care! Give it to me Jin! For your own good!

Jinny: (gtes the top off) MMMM..i smell it!

Casey: Jinny, come on..pleaaazzzzzzze!

Jinny: it is controling me! i can't help it! (she gulps it)

CAsey: (runs over and grabs it while it is still half full!)

Jinny: (sits down and cries)

Your turn ne comments?

LOL, that was AWESOME!!!!!


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Casey: Jinnt, come on!

Jinny: just 1 sip? (pouts)

Casey: Jinny, i know you too well! You have gotten trophys for downing gallons of beer in 1 sip!

Jinny: (looks down) i lost thjat talent!

Casey: Oh, well, still...no! Give it to me!

Jinny: No, please i will cry!

Casey: I don't care! Give it to me Jin! For your own good!

Jinny: (gtes the top off) MMMM..i smell it!

Casey: Jinny, come on..pleaaazzzzzzze!

Jinny: it is controling me! i can't help it! (she gulps it)

CAsey: (runs over and grabs it while it is still half full!)

Jinny: (sits down and cries)

Your turn ne comments?

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

VERY COOL!!! HAHA!

Casey: Jinny dont cry.

Jinny: Why not... MEANEY!

Casey: Captain said not to let you drink.

Jinny: Shes said that a hudred times... I never listen... And she never knows i never listen... Where are my goildfish? (casey tries to sneak out) Oh no! You wait right there! Im not letting you go... At least not with the beer!

Casey: Dont make this difficult.

Jinny: How can you say no to this face (does that whole sad puppy dog thing)

Casey: No...

Jinny: If you dont hand it over ill kick your a$$!!!!

Casey: Ill live.

Jinny: No you wont.

Casey: I hate it when you do this,

Jinny: (starts crying)

Casey: (comes over to jinny) Please stop.

Jinny: (grabbs beer) Ok (drinks the rest of it in one sip) Oh! Its gone...

Casey: (sighs) And thats all your getting.

Jinny: (gets up and rund into the kitchen before him, and gets a beer)

YOUR TURN

LMAO!!! Great!

(Casey runs after her)

Jinny: Hahahahahah, i got another, i got another nanananana!

Casey: i am not going to be nice this time!!!

Jinny: Ohhh. Casey is getting firm with Jin Jin!

Casey: i will get it from you if i have to wrestle u down to the ground!

Jinny: No!

CAsey: i knew you wouldn't want that..so (interuptednby jinnys baby voice)

Jinny: i meant no..as in if you wrestle me to the ground the beer will spill (makes http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif face)

Casey: (runs up to Jinny and grabs the beer)hmmm...that was easy?

Jinny: (gets a mad red hot face and runs at Casey with full force and kicks him in the balls. he falls to the ground in pain and as he is falling Jinny grabs the beer and rinks it all!) MMMMM! Not that easy, huh?

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

HAHA! I your evil asparugus bob queen shal post!

Casey: That was uncalled for! PAIN!

Jinny: (handcuffs him) AT keast i still got these!

Casey: Please let me go... Il let you drink!

Jinny: I dpnt believe you. (opens up another beer) Dont screw with me. You got anything other than beer in this house? Where is it?

Casey: I cant say.

Jinny: (punches him) TELL ME NOW

Casey: OUCH!!! Ok ok ill tell you... Up there...(motions to a cabinet)

Jinny: (GOES OVER AND READS LABEL) VODKA!!! Yayayayayayay!

Casey: (tries to get up) Please dont drink it!

Jinny: Um... Letme think... Yes il drink it!

Casey: (moans) Go ahaed... Its not like i can stop you... Im in to much pain.

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The next morning, when niether are NE where to be found... She comes to caseys house.

Your turn!

okay, great a clenching part! i dont know who walks in u didn't make it clear?

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Casey: (wakes up from the kitchen floor and see Jinny on the couch sreaming)

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

caSEY: oH, GOSH...jINNY?

jINNY: your finally up...sleepy deepy head. (giggles). do u want to watch Jerry Springer wif me?

Casey: Yes, can you uncuff me so i can jump around with u?

Jinny: and yell Jerry jerry jerry?

Casey: of course!

Jinny: Okay, (she uncuffs him)

Casey: I have to go to the bathroom okay?

jinny: sure, be back soon this is the best part. the obese mother tells her daughter she is sleeping with her husband.

Casey: ok? (puzzled)

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*in the bathroom*

(Casey gets on the cell phone and calls Captain)

Cap: McKaffery(sp)

Casey: hey, what do you do when jinny is drunk and watching Jerry Springer?

Kate: ohhhh gosh!

Memeber that part in the beginning! lol

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Sorry! But that was hilarios! And its McCafferty.

Kate: You let her drink???

Casey: No se beat me up and handcuffed me.

Kate: Ohhh, harsh!

Casey: Mmm hmm tell me about it.

Kate: Well just go along with it... She like gets all 3 year old ish on you if you dont.

Casey: You mean like saying with wif?

Kate: Yup, well good luck! And get her in here when shes sober... were haveing her car towed our of the water.

Casey: Yeah that really helps me out here... Bye.

Jinny: Casey wasey! Come on!

Casey: Comeing! (sits down with her and watches for a SEC) This is like really sick, this is the stupidest story with the obese mother!

Jinny: No thats over... This one is the 4 foot son Jon bonjove will confess to his lesbian wife that hes cheating.

Casey: Wait his wife.... Nevermind.

Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!!! cheer with me! NOW!

Casey and Jinny: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Jinny: Ok stop. (reaches for vodka bottle, she was at this point just drinking out of it, and took a large sip)

Casey: (takes it) Thank you.

Jinny: (Grabs his arm and bends it backwards and grabbs bottle) No, tank you.

Casey: Tank you? Its thank you.

Jinny: Yeah dats what i said!

Casey: *Sighs* Will you be nice and go in that room, and i dont know maybe SLEEP!

Jinny: NNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno! I ssssslept already.

Casey: For like 30 seconds. (jinny takes another sip) Please stop now! You blood alcohol level is high enogh already!

Jinny: Sorry, but it just tasts sooooooo good. Mmmmm. (takes another sip)

Casey: (sighs again) Why me?

LOL!

Casey: i am going to call the cops on you Jin!

Jinny: I am a cop! HAHA! did u forget?

Casey: Yeah, hah and so am i, but i need help!!!!

Jinny: I am sorry! i will stop!

Casey: Really?

Jinny: Yeah

Casey: (confused) Why?

Jinny: Because there is no more beer left!

Casey: Great!!! Maybe i wanted a drink! did u ever think of that?

Jinny: Yes, but i am selfish!

Casey: Gosh Jin!

Jinny: Jerry, is on ALL day. it is a marothon! want to watch it wif me ALL day?

Casey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(like 5 hours later. Jinnys asleep on the couch and caseys too tired to stand up)


Casey: (picks up cell phone) Hello, captain? What am i supposed to do now?

Kate: Well, maybe you could get he too work.

Casey: NO! What if i wake her up and shes still drunk... I have been watching Jerry for 4 hours!

Kate: Shes your sister. Think about it. Just get her in here i have too yell at her.

Casey: Mmmm, hmm. Right yeah bye. (turned
to jinny) Jinny? Jinny wake up.

Jinny: *moans and rolls over*

Casey: Jinny come on wake up kate too talk too you.

Jinny: Nnnno. Go away, have some respect for the dying.

Casey: Get up.

Jinny: Fine *trys to stand up and starts too fall but casey helps* I can stand on my own! Oh geez, im gonna throw up (runs into bathroom)

Your turn

okay!

(1 hour later)

*Casey is knocking on the bathroom door*

Casey: Jinny? Are you okay? *uneasy*

Jinny: *moans*

*Toilt flushs*

CAsey: Like, you might be wasting your water bill? u have flush over 87 times in the last hour!

Jinny: I don't care...go away you big meany!

Casey: jinny let me in. i want to help you!

Jinny: No, u'llmake fun of me!

Casey: Now why would i do aomthing liek that?

Jinny:Cuz it is smelly in here! *starts to cry*

Casey: Oh, Jin...no i won't! i promise! just let me in! i love you!

Jinny:OK? *opens the door and the smell of throw-up comes out the door!*

Casey: Damn Jinny!

Jinny:*crys and slams the door on his fingers*

Casey: Jin, i am sorry...

Jinny: you promised!!!!

Casey: *holds his fingers in agony* i know, please let me in i promise i will be good this time!

Jinny:No, way! i want Magda!

Casey: She is at work and i can't...

Jinny: I want MAGDA!!! *cries really, really, really loud!*

Casey: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn

OK!! That was great BTW!

Jinny crwled around to find some air freshner and sprayed like the whole bottle, now it smelled MUCH better.

(Back in living room)

Casey: Magda please... Captain has too let you off, jinnys totally freaking out!

Magda: What do you mean by fraking out?

Casey: She wont stop crying! Shes FREAKING OUT!

Magda: Yes, yes ill come.... Geez...(hangs up)

Casey: JINNY??? HEY JIN?

Jinny: (opens door a little bit) Wha-?

Casey: Magdas comeing now are you happy?

Jinny: Yes (closes door)

(17.45675 mins later)

Magda: Hey im here!

Casey: Jinnys in there (points to bathroom)

Magda: Jinny... Jinny can i please come in?

Jinny: Yes.... I found air freshner so youll live.

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifcomes in and closes door) Whats wrong... why are you so upset.

Jinny: *sobbing* I was doing so well... I hadnt had a drink in a while! And then i screwed up AGAIN! Why do i keep doing this???

Magda: Why dont you tell me?

Jinny: When my mom died i drank to feel better... Then eventially it was that every time i was sad... or upset, or angry, i drank something too feel better... but it just isnt working anymore and i can NOT stop.

Magda: Yes you can...

Jinny: I cant... i have tried! I cant do it on my own, but i dont want re-hab i dont want counseling... I wont do re-hab and i wont have couseling!

Magda: Well what are you going to do you have tried everthing else!

Jinny: Its too embarresing! Everybody will know!

Magda: Wel would you rather be known as the helpless alcoholic... Or the recovered, back-on-track, former alcoholic?

Jinny:.............

YOUR TURN!

okay, sorry it took me so long to respond!


Magda: Well? Would you?

Jinny: No, but....

Magda: But What Jin? But what? Come on you have to get through this.....with the help you need!

Jinny: I know...but...

Magda: Come on Jin. lets go right now!

Jinny: Not now!!!!!

Magda: Yes, now! When else will u go?

Jinny: Tommorow!

Madga: No u won't!

Jinny: I will

Magda: U won't!

Jinny: I will!

Magda: U will!

Jinny: I won't...wait!

Magda: haha!

Jinny: You tricked me!

Magda: Oh, come on lets go!

Awsome!

Jinny: No wait!... No dont wait... Oh i dont care. Wait.

Magda: Come ON! (pulls her out of the bathroom) You really do HAVE to go.

Jinny: I dont HVAE to go if i dont want to!

Magda: Well... give me your other option!

Jinny: I c.... I.... uhhhh... yeah.

Magda: See... come with me.

***In car************************************

Jinny: Im not sure about this.

Magda: Come on... It wont be that bad.

Jinny: How do you know that? Have you ever done this before?

Magda: No... Have you?

Jinny: No... But i just still... i dont know, its weird.

Magda: Whats weird?

Jinny: I dont know whats weird! Everything is.... The word counseling makes it sound worse.

Magda: Just dont think about it so much... you are always so afraid to admit you have a problem... Just, no offense, Do it and get on with your life... not all that hard.

Jinny: What do you know?

Magda: Not much about the whole alcoholic thing but you keep telling me how much you hate it and how much you want to stop. Please Jinny.

Jinny: Fine


YOUR TURN!

I know your here kerrin... Be a nice person and post?

Lol, okay Dana!!!! Great Job!

*in the car*

Jinny: Oh no....

Magda: What?

Jinny: I gotta pee!

Magda: you were just in the bathroom for like 4 hours though. couln't u have gone then?

Jinny: Yes...ur point is?

Magda: Why did u ?

Jinny: I was busy...

Magda: Yeah,. throw-up!

Jinny: Yup.. (proudly)

sorry so short...more later..to tired

Magda: That is not funny! We r not stopping. You are tring to stall this!

Jinny: Ohhhh, no it is comiong out!!!!

Magda: Hold it Jin! i mean it!

Jinny: (winning) AHHHHHHHHHHH

(Magda pulls over)

Magda: *yells* FINE

(Jinny gets out of the car)

Magda: I am coming!

Jinny: A lil pricacy!

Magda: Fine!

(5 min later)

'Magda: Jin what u doing in there?

*NO JINNY*

Hmmmhmhmhmh....hehehehehe... HA! Uhh yeah, nevermind.

Jinny: (throws bottle over her shoulder)Nothin. (comes out) The zipper was jammed up... I got it now.

Magda: Thank you god!!!

Jinny: You are sooo anxios to do this to me arent you!

Magda: You make it sound like a hate you... Get in the car.

Jinny: Uh huh. Great.

Magda: OMG! You drank something! I knew it!

Jinny: W..w, what are you talking about?

Magda: I can smell the beer on your breath... Just barely BUT YOU PROMISED!

Jinny: Farwell beer!

Magda: Oooooh! You make me so mad... JUST GET IN!

Jinny: Fine!!! F........... I.............N............E! Fine!

Magda: *very sweetly* Fine.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

hahahahaha....zipper was jammed! hahahah!


(Car)

Magda: Jin ur my best friend and i thought i could trust u, but i guess i can't!

Jinny: No, u can...i am just...well, this is hard!

Magda: Being ur friend is hard (mumbles)

Jinny: I heard that! i am just like the Cap...i hear everything!!!

Magda: Okay, we r here!

Jinny: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Magda: Come on Jin...lets go!

Jinny: I haveta pee again!

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifkay, u can go when we get inside!!!

Jinny: God help me!!!

Ur trun


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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

hehe...hehehe....HA!

Jinny: *sllumps down* I cant do this!

Magda: Yes you can come on...

Jinny: I am slllllllllooooowwwwllllllyyy starting to hate you!!!!!

Magda: Youll thank me later.

Jinny: I dont know about this... (magda pulls her out)

Magda: Do you want to die of alcohol poisoning!?!?!? WHich you have... well kind of already done.

Jinny: N... No. Who does?

Magda: You see... 1 of the many reasons... That I am takeing YOU into this little clinic and why YOU are going to TRY and give up drinking!

Jinny: Magda... What... What if a CANT do it, what if i just mess up AGAIN.

Magda: Im sure you wont. (pushes door open) Its your choice.

Jinny: Oh FINE! (goes into clinic)


YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

okay , lol. i am slowly starting to hat eyou! haha


(Clinic)

Woman at the desk: hi my name is Lucy how can i help you?

Magda: Hi i am agda Rameriez and i would like to get my friend into this clinic!

Lucy: Okay, (chewing gum like a cow) name? and problem?

Magda: Um...Virginia Exstead..but she like Jinny and she well drinks!

Lucy: Okay, have a seat and a doctor will see u in a minuete!

Magda:Thank you!

Lucy: Sure

(They sit down)

Jinny: I can't do this! I have always hated hospitals!

Magda: Well, u will be in onw for a long time unless u stop drinkin.

Doctor: Hello...Ms. Exstead

Jinny: (Jumps up) I said i had to go to the bathroom and u said i could go when we got here!

I wonder is neone is still reading this? haha please respond!

opps that was posted by me NancyMcKeonFan8976...sorry

Come on gurl!!!! i want to write more and someody reply!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

SORRY!! Im Lazy!

Magda: Jinny thats BS! Your just trying too stall!!!

Doc: You know, you can stall all you want but eventially your going to have too deal with this.

Jinny: Hehe... Ehhh.. Can i not and say i did?

Doc: Nnnno. Its not that hard, just come with me and answer a few questions?

Jinny: Fine... U know what! I really dont care, Lead the way Doc!

Doc: Right over here.

**********IN ROOM****************************

Jinny: Ok before you ask me all these questions about my drinking, I have a few concernes of my own. I have a few questions.

Doc: Fine, if you want too ask, go ahead.

Jinny: When did you graduate from colledge?

Doc: 1988.

Jinny: Which college?

Doc: Harvard.

Jinny: How manny people with drinking problems have you treated over the last 5 years?

Doc: Over 200.

Jinny: And how many of them made a full recovery?

Doc: Pretty much all.

Jinny: Pretty much? Now what does that mean? 200, 175, 150?

Doc: *flips through her little book* I dont know!

Jinny: Then what makes you so qualifyed too help me?

Doc: *keeps flipping* 187 people have made a full recovery.

Jinny: And what makes you think ill be 188?

Doc: I dont know. Why did you come? I think youll be 188 because youy want too be 188.

Jinny: And last, what makes you think you know what I want?

Doc: Because, Jinny, Thats why your here.

I g2g its your turn!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

hahaha, very good!


Jinny: okay...but i am not here! my friend made me here!

DR: that doesn't make sense.

Jinny: Oh, well...so what u want?

DR: Well, we can get u a room...

Jinny: A room?

DR: Yes, u are going to saty here as long as you need to!

Jinny: Hell no! i ain't staying here over night..i will come here after work!

DR: Oh, i am afraid once u have signed in u are ours!

Jinny: I am leaving, weither u like it or not, cuz i am a cop!

DR: Securety, please escourt this young lady to her room!

Securety: Yes sir (grab Jinny by the arms!)

Jinny: Get off me u big cows! MAGDA!

(Magda runs in)

Magda: What?

Jinny:HELP!

Your turn

Dand will be away for a lil bit, but will return so hold ur horses on this script! thanx if u r still reading!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Okay Dana and i are going to make this script go one FOREVER!!!! lol, so respond so i can be even longer!!!

I return!

Magda: Jinny just cooperate!

Jinny: But they want me too stay here overnight!

Magda: Thats ok... Listen, ill visit all the time and...

Jinny: I dont give a crap!!!!

Magda: Jinny please!!!

Jinny: WHy whats the point??? Ive tried this before... I dont care anymore!

Magda: I gave you the choice too come here or not and you did! God jin... Your could really get sick if you dont stop!

Jinny: Take me away boys. *leavs the room and goes too hers*

Dr: Now i can see why you broght her here.

Magda: Yeah... Ive gotta, go... Back too work, i...

Dr: Bye.

Magda: Bye.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

**Division**

(Magda walks in)

Magda: **looks glum**

CD: Hey, what happened?

Magda: Nothing!

(Kate calls from her office)

Kate: JINNY!!!!

Magda: she isn't here!

Kate: Where is she? i am sick of her dissapearing! She is always doing this...ect.

Magda: **interupts** She is in Rehab!

Room: SILENT

Ur turn

CD: Excuse me magda, i must have heard you wrong, did you say that Inspector Jinny Exstead was in rehab?

Magda: Yup.

Kate: You got her too go?

Magda: SHe didnt want too. But yeah i did.

Angela: Your a god! A miracle worker!

Magda: I feel really badly now... Jiny wanted me too get her out of there and i didnt.

CD: SHe was there for 5 minuites and she already hated it?

Magda: Yeah... But its for the best, right?

Kate: Yes, you did the right thing by getting her there. She needed it.

Magda: Yeah, your right.

***Rehab Clinic***

Jinny has just arrived there, and as you know she has too get too know all those people there at thos meeting things.

Girl: Hi im Martina, and im addicted too cocain.

Jinny: Good for you.

Counselor: Was that nessicary?

Jinny: Yeah.

Counselor: Why dont you tell the group about yourself?

Jinny: *stupid Vally girl voice* Hi im Jinny, and Im an alcoholic. Im here because my friend forced me too and if i could leave today i would.

Caouselor: Your admitting it, thats a good sign.

Jinny: Ive been admitting it since i was 15, and what makes you think all follow through ith this... 7 out of 10 go back to being alcoholics or drug addicts or sex addics or whatever.

Counselor: I know that, and your here so that hopefully wont happen, now please, accept that your here.

Your turn!



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny:What would u know about nething i am feeling?

Counsler: Well, i wouldn't, but Lucy might...

Lucy: hi i am 14 and i am here for the same reason!

Jinny: (laughing) And how long have you been drinking? 1 month?

Lucy: 8years actually!

Jinny: Dang, u started at 7?

Lucy: Yup, i understand how u feel! Thats why i am ur roommate.

Jinny: (thinks: god help me) Oh.....how nice.

Counsleler: Okay, time is up..Lucy take jinny to her room and the rest of you to ur rooms.

**Lucy and Jinny's Room**

(Walk in)

Lucy: so, u want something to drink?

Jinny: Yeah, a budwiser would be great!

Lucy: Here...(tosses her one)

Yuor turn

Jinny: How doo you get this anyway?

Lucy: Friends, fake ID's. How old were you when you started too drink?

Jinny: Geez, 12? 13? 12. I was 12, I remember it very distinclty. How do you get the beer into here?

Lucy: I.... (counselor comes in)

Counelor: Lucy? Jinny? No beer.
*looks through room and takes all of Lucys beer*

Lucy: Thanks alot!

Counselor: Glad i could help!

Lucy: Well there goes that idea.

Jinny: Damn.

Lucy: 24 more looooooong days.

Jinny: 28 for me.

Lucy: Ooooh!

Jinny: Why did you start drinking?

Lucy: My mom died, and i was really upset.

JInny: Same here.

Lucy: I guesse were gonna get along real well.

Jinny: Maybe this wont be so bad after all?

Your turn.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Okay!!!

Jinny: I have been here before and nothing has worked

Lucy: I have been here before too!

jinny: r u getting better?

Lucy: not really? i steal and stuff. so, not really!

Jinny: Yeah, it is hard.

(Knock on the door)

Lucy: what u want Renee?

Jinny: How do u now it is Renee?

Lucy: cuz, she always wants to met the new people right away!

Renee: (throw the door) Can i met the newly admited?

Lucy: Fine, come in!

Renee: (walks in) hello, i am Sara and i am 11 years old.

Jinny: Iam jinny and i am 32 years old

Renee: why are you here?

Jinny: Iam an alciholic! u?

Renee: I am a pathiletical lyer.

Lucy: Her name is Renee and she is 16 years old.

Renee: (laughs and leaves)

Lucy: come on...dinner time. maybe i can find something good to drink!

Your turn



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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

***2 days later, at 2 AM***

Jinny: *wearing all black, sneaking around on 3rd floor. She notices 1 window that was unlocked, she mumbled* how dumb, somebody could climb in... oooor out.. * Opens window and looks out...* Long way down... But i can find a drink, *looks at her hand, its shakeing* Im loosing my mind in here... Thats it *starts too climb out window.*

Counselor: HEY!

Jinny: *stops concentrating* Ahhh! *falls out, you hear a thud* Ahh! Ahh! My leg!

***Next Day***

Jinny: *sitting at table, with her broken leg up on a chair*

Fat guy: *comes over* Hi i hear your Jinny? Im... Bob.

Jinny: Hello bob!

Bob: *has this HUGE plate of food*

Jinny: And tell me... Bob, what exactly are you here for?

Bob: Oh, im a sex addict. Nice shirt by the way, you know your just my type.

Jinny: Hehe... no.

Bob: Oh really, why not?

Jinny: Because i dont like you... At all. *has a walking cast and starts too walk away but fat boy follows her*

Bob: You know... We..

Jinny: Please leave me alone before i injure your extremely ROUND body and leave you writhing, or should i say bouncing on the floor for hours on end.

Bob: I just love a woman whos forcefull!


Your turn!



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

more! please! i LOVED that last part! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

~*~jenn~*~

okay that was really funny!!!!

Jinny: GO AWAY or i will arrest u!

Bobby: How hun?

Jinny: I am a cop.

Bob: Ur not on duty.

Jinny: Well, when i get on duty i will...(Magda walks in) MAGDA!!!!!!

(Magda runs over to Jinny and hugs her)

Magda: Hey, i am visiting...how r u?

Jinny: (Turns around at bob) This is my friend Magda and she is my partner...u know a cop! (smiles and puts her arm around Magda)

Bob: WEll....um.....uh.....(uns away)

Magda: What was that all about?

Jinny: Nothing...oh, come and met my friends!

(Walks over to her friends)

Jinny: This is Renee she is 16...*cut off*

Renne: I can tell her....Hello i am Barbra and i am 9.

Jinny: She lies all the time!!!!1 Ignore her!

Renee: (pouts)

Jinny: And this is my roomate Lucy who is 16 and is just like me.

Magda: God bless her!

Your turn

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

omg....Dana someone is actually reading this!!!!!!!! lmfao!

of course! i'm enjoying it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

~*~jenn~*~

Jinny: And this *motions too room* is my home for the remainder of the month. And it a cute little shack?

Magda: What happened too your foot?

Renee: She hurt it flying in the XOTronomizer 2000! Mwahahaah! (runs off)

Jinny: Uhhhh... no. I hurt it, trying too climb out the 3rd story window.

Magda: Smooth Jin, reeeeeeal smooth!

Jinny: Hey dont get all mean! I stayed didnt i?

Magda: 'Cause youy couldnt get up and run away!

Jinny: Ive stayed sober for 3 days! Dont i get a... Prize or something?

Magda: 3 days! Big whoop!

Jinny: Thats insulting. Would you like too see my room?

Magda: Yeah ok.

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Thanx jen! okay, good job Dana

**Lucy and jinnys room** (messy. messy. messy)

Jinny: You like? *sits on her covered bed*

Magda: EW, no. u guys are pigs.

Jinny: Last time i checked i was a gal and a human not a pig!

Magda: *groans*

Lucy: Yeah, that is insulting me too!

Renee: OMG, the place is on fire....run!!!! Fire alarm goes off!

Jinny: Ignore her. she always does this Magda!

Renee: Really!!!

Lucy: *Shuts the door in Renee's face*

Jinny: Great...now we are stuck in here.

Magda: Huh?

Jinny: Once the door is shut only the nurses can open the door.

*smoke starts to pour in the room*

Lucy: OMG, she wasn't lying....look!

Your turn

tick tock tick tock....i am waiting for u to write more!!!

Jinny: OMG OMG what do we do!?

Magda: Uh... I e... Get outta here!!!

Lucy: WE CANT!!!!!!

Magda: Well... HELP!!!! HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE!!!!!

Jinny: AHHHHH! Im too young too die!

Lucy: Your 32!

Jinny: WHat is your point!? Get me out of here!!!!!!!!

Lucy: Well im 14!

Magda: Well im 32 too and im not dying, your not dying! WERE NOT DYING! Lets try the window!

Jinny: They locked em after i jumped!

Magda: NICE GOIN!!!

*room is starting too fill with smoke*

Jinny: There is no time! We cant stay here! There has too be a way out!

Lucy: There isnt! Ive been here before.. Were stuck until a fireman gets us out or until we burn!!!!

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

omg, that was sooo funny wif Jinny is to young to die at 32! lol

Jinny: Anyone have a cell phone to call the firedepartment and tell them we are here?

Magda: They don't let u have them here. They took mine at the door. **coughs**

Lucy: Not me.

Jinny: Well, i don't.

Renee: (yells from outside) I do, but u guys were mean and shut the door in my face ...so i hope u burn! *hear her run away**

Magda: Nice, goin Jin!!!

Lucy: Mabye we can bend the bars on the window? or breakdown the door?

Jinny: You make me laugh...the doors are sooo strong and the windows too!

Magda: Do your Karate stuff on the door and windows and maybe they will break...i saw it on TV

Jinny: No, way..that was TV.

Lucy: I don't feel so well........

Jinny: Stand by the window! i feel like **** too!

Magda: Me too.....i don't hear sirens?/ whats their problem? jin this place sux...u know that?

*no answer*

Magda: Jin?

~jinnys on the floor and Lucy is by the window coughing~

Magda: Lucy...omg help!

your turn

Lucy: *Goes over too jinny and lightly slapps her face* Jinny! JIN!?!?

Jinny: *maons and coughs*

Magda: Ok, Jin, stick with me here... Im gonna kick the door down! *kicks it open and the building is like TOTALLY on fire*

Jinny: *coughs* Oh my god!

Lucy: I...i i i i i cant, we cant get outta here!!!

MAgda: We have too go out throgh there *points out door*

Lucy: I cant *leaps onto bed* Im scared!! I cant!!

Jinny: Fine, them im not going either. *stands up*

Lucy: What?

Jinny: Im not leaving you here. You stay i stay.

Lucy: No please.. Im scared of fire... GO!!!!!!!!

Jinny: Nope sorry. No can *coughs* do.

Lucy: I cant!

Jinny: Ill be right there with you! If we go fast evrything will be fine!!!

Lucy: o...k.




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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Ohh, Jinny is sooooo brave! Tear! (Does the tear thing Missy does from Bring It On) Bravo!

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

If you have two legs, run; if you have one leg, hop; if you have no legs, fly.

~*Danielle*~

Great job!!! as usual.

Lucy: **starts out the door** No, no, i can't!

Jinny: Yes, u can't......please, just go....

Lucy: I am not going....i am to scared.

Jinny: Lucy, i will be right next to you the whole way. Don't worry.

Magda: You guys, the longer we wait here the stronger the fire gets.

Jinny: Fine, Lucy come on. *grabs her hand*

Lucy: **crying** i can't i really can't. i am serious. just go.


Jinny: **picks Lucy up** We are going!!

Magda: Come on!!!

**Outside in the hallway**

Jinny: Holy ship!!!!

Magda: Which way do we go....we arer surrounded!

Lucy: Don't drop me....please, don't drop me.

Jinny: I won't, i promise.

**~Outside the building**

(Renee is standing on the side of the road. While a counsler is taking attendance.)

Counsler: Julie Anne, Mary, Steph, Fran, Courtney, Jinny......Jinny? Okay, Lucy where is Jinny? Lucy?

**no answer**

Renee: They went out to lunch...

Consuler: Where? They arn't allowed to leave!!!

Renee: I tried to stop them! **thinking** (u have to stop lying. they will get hurt...but they were so mean to me)

Your turn!!!!



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Kate: Jinny didn't u ever have a dog?
Jinny: I had a plant once...it didn't make it.

come on...don't be lazy!

Renee: I dont know where they went, Ummm.. McDonalds or something. I told them not too!

Counselor: Fine, as long as their not in there.

Renee: N.... no, theyre not.

Counselor: R U lying too me?

Renee: No! Theyre not there!

***Inside***

Jinny: Ok... Lucy your too heavy.. I gotta put u down...

Lucy: *cries* No please.. No im too scared! NO!!!!

Jinny: *treis too hold her but has too put her down*

Lucy: AHHHH! O god o god o god!

Magda: Ur fine your fine... Please, we cant stop now! *ceiling beam falls and almost hits mag*

Jinny: MAG! R U alright!?!?

Magda: Im fine.... Come on lets go.

***Outside***

Counselor: Ok, we just called around... Jinny and Lucy are newhere too be found! If theyre still in there theyre going too die!

Renee: I... I know! Theyre in there! I wouldnt help them! They were mean too me! Im sorry!!!!!!!!

Your turn!



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

okie dokie. thanx, and that was good!!

**Outside**

Counsler: OMG, what r we gonna do?

Renee: I am so sorry!

Consuler: ....*doesn't answer*

**Inside**

Lucy: no, no, no!!! i can't do this!

Jinny: Either can i.

Magda: Not both of u!

Jinny: No, i mean i can't do this meaning hold her ne more!

*Magda notices that Lucy has jumped back in Jinnys arms*

Jinny: Mag can't u hold her?

*Lucy pulls out some strong whiskey*

Lucy: I will just chug this and feel no pain. Trust me...go ahead.

Jinny: The place is falling apart we can't stall.

*Creaking sound and then a big chunck of the ceiling falls down onto the ground making the floor shake.*

Jinny: Come ON!!!!!!!!

*Magda grabs Jinny's arm and pulls her toward the door. Lucy is 2 feet away from jinny when the ceiling on top of her falls. Magda grabs Jinny and it misses her and Jinny, but hits Lucy*

Jinny: OMG, Lucy???? Hello??? r u okay???

Magda: Come on Jin! We have to leave! *they run out*

Okay, ur turn!!!!

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Oh, what's gonna happen to Lucy? I gotta find out!

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful!

I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob!

~*Danielle*~
<3 y'all!

okay Dana i am back and please continue!!!!

Oh this great!! please finsih! loving it so far, keep it up!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

GIRL WHAT U DOING??????????? PLEASE WRITE MORE!!!!!

okay, i am getting MAD.....i am never this mad!!!!!!

u have 2 finish this! it should be illegal to stop there!

i know it is illegal! Now continue cuz i know where u live Miss Dana who like to go to Jenkinsons!!!!!!!

Uhhhh... Ok Kerrin you've convinced me too write... Heh.... *Throws arms over head* DONT HURT ME!!!!!!

Jinny: NO MAGDA!!! *Tries too go back into the building... but Magda holds her* I can't leave her in there!!!!!!!

Magda: You have too... Im not going to let you go in there and die!

Jinny: *Sobbing* I CAN'T JUST LET HER DIE!!! I HAVE TOO GO BACK!!!

Magda: You CAN'T!!! *The doorway collapsed, there was no way in and no was too get too lucy*

Jinny: NOO! Shes gonna die in there somebody get her out!!!!

Fire Man: You 2 are going too have too come too the hospital too make sure your alright...

Jinny: PLEASE!! DO SOMETHING!! YOU HAVE TOO HELP HER SHES TRAPPED IN THERE!!!

Fire Man: *Knowing theres not much they can do without a miricle* Were doing all we can too get her out of there....

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

thankyou so much!!!! *happy happy*

**~Hosptial~**

(jinny and magda in the ER being checked)

Magda: jinny, r u going to say anything?

Jinny: I only survived there cuz Lucy was there!

Magda: Well, what about Renee?

Jinny: *glares at her* Please, i loved Lucy...and now shes gone!

Magda: jinny, not for sure!

Jinny: It seems that everything that i love seems to die on me. My Mom, Lucy, and Gracie!

Magda: Gracie?

Jinny: My plant!

Magda: Oh, *looks down*

Jinny: I can't just stand here and do nothing! *gets up and limps out and runs as fats as her limp will let her out of the hospital.*

Magda: Jinny!!!!!

Jinny: I'm sorry!

**~Back at the rehab center~**

Counsiler: Renee, why didn't you tell me sooner?

Renee: I lyed..thats what i do...

Counsiler: Renee, that is unnexceptical in a time of emergancy.

(Back into the building)

Lucy: *sits up and looks around* jinny?Jinny r u there? Magda? Hello? anybody...please help me!

(silence)

Firefighter: Hello?

Lucy: In here! Sir, please help jinny and Magda my friends. they went that way. They need u more than me. Go quick!!!

U continue

Gracie? LOL!

Firefighter: COme on I have too get you out of here...

Lucy: But... But... But...

Firefighter: *Picks her up* You have a few burns we need too get you too a hospital...

Lucy: But my freinds the...

Firefighter: Your freinds are fine i'm sure... *Takes her outside too the paramedics*

Lucy: Has anyone seen Magda dn Jinny, where are they!??

Paremedic: They were taken too the hospital.

Lucy: Are they ok?

Paremedic: Yes they're fine. *Puts lucy into ambulance*

*Outside Hospital in parking lot*

Magda: Jinny where are you going???

Jinny: I don't know, somewhere!!!

Magda: Well how are you gonna get there your car is 5 miles away!

Jinny: Ill walk!

Magda: Jinny... 5 miles with a limp?

Jinny: I'll figure it out!


Your turn... I know it sucked but I don't have a brain anymore.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Nope it was good!

**~Hospital~**

(Lucy is brought in)

Magda: LUCY????

Lucy: *weakly* Magda!!! where's Jinny?

Magda: *looks at her* To find you!!!!

Lucy: What? No!

Magda: I know...i told her not too!

**~Road~**

(CD is out on her way to the Rehab center on her case when she sees Jinny limping along the road)

CD: *stops car and gets out* Jinny?

Jinny: *looks at CD* Omg, CD!!!!!

(Jinny hugs CD and Cd hugs her back)

CD: I thought no one was hurt....?

Jinny: Seriously....Lucy my friend she is still in there!

CD: What? Jinny they say they got everyone out?

Jinny: No, no, no! I left her in there. It is all my fault.

CD: No, Jinny i am sure that not the way it worked out!!!

Jinny: Yes...lets get to the Center before it is to late....

CD: I am afraid it is...the building colapsed!

Jinny: OMG.....*starts to cry*

**~Hosptial~**

(All the sudden Lucy starts to loose breathe and chock)

Lucy: I.......can't .........breathe....

Magda: HELP...please somebody!!!

(Lucy is rushed to the ER)

continue?????

omg!!!!!!!! awesomeness!!! please continue its my bday monday and i am not gonna be here but thats not the point so please add more, for me? hah

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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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"I'm jaded and judgemental. I can't imagine why."
**~~**~~**
Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.
***~~!!kATie!!~~***

OMG this is SOOOOOOOOO good.I cankt wait to read more.

ok what the hell happened to this fic? I think its pretty ****ed up when people dont finish fics! Kerrin where the hell have u been finish it 4 ur sis!

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"As any of the local bartenders can tell ya, I'm a sympathetic ear" ~ Jinny Exstead

"Your born and you die pretty much the same person, all the rest is just window dressing" ~ Jinny Exstead

"People...isnt that just the craziest word u ever done heard?" ~ me *LOL*

CD: Jinny I'm sure everything is ok...

Jinny: She gone... I knew I should have stayed there, this is my fault...

CD: No Jinny its not your fault.. How could it be?

Jinny: *sniff* I dunno but it has too be, everythings always my fault.

CD: Makes sense... Look Jin you better get back too the hospital and have that limp checked out.

Jinny: I was already there.

CD: And??? Didn't they do anything too fix it.

Jinny: I dunno, I left before they could.

CD: C'mon Jin.

Jinny: I don;'t wanna!

CD: Jinny just get in the car!

Jinny: Fine whatever! *gets in*

CD: *gets in* I just wanna make sure ur ok...

Jinny: Who cares if I'm ok, she died CD!

CD: I know Jinny... I know what its like too loose a freind.

Jinny: I was right there... I was talking too her just a few hours ago... I cant believe shes gone.

CD: I know... When Dick killed himself... *Thinking* CD! YOU AND UR BIG MOUTH!

Jinny: What??? He killed HIMSELF!?

Ur turn

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Jinny: I thought he...

Cd: He was murdered, but i felt like he had killed himself, cuz he was gone!

Jinny: Uh, huh, we will talk about this lata. Lucy was 16 and my friend and now she is gone!

**Hosptial**

Magd: OMG.....what am i gunna do? *pacing*

*Jinnys storms in hysterical*

Magda: Jinny, whats wrong?

Jinny: She's gone!

Magda: Lucy? No, she is in the ER!!

Jinny: What!?!?!!?

Magda: They brought her in here! he is fine and is going to be fine!

Doctor: *come sout of room 823 with blood all ova his hands* Clean her up and bag her Marge!

Jinny: IS that Lucy?

Magda :I dunno....


u go gurl!

Doctor: Camden? *Thats Lucys last name... I am at a loss for names here!*

Jinny: OMG! Shes dead isnt she!?

Doctor: I'm very sorry for your loss, but despite our efforts we couldn't save her.

Jinny: WHY!?!?

Doctor: Shes highly allergic too smoke of all kinds... HEr allergic reaction was so srong that she didn't make it... And to top that off she had a broken rib that puncetured her lung, we did all that we could, I'm very sorry... *walks off*

Jinny: *Jinny stood very still... Not even breathing... Eventially she HAD too breath.. But as soon as she drew a breath she began sobbing... before she wasn't sur ethat Lucy was dead... now she KNEW she was*

CD: Jinny it'le be ok... *huggs Jinny* Everythign will be fine...

Jinny: NO IT WONT! I cant believe this is happening... Why is this happening too me everybodies dying on me! My mom, Lucy, Gracie...

CD: gracie?

Magda: Her.... Plant...

CD: Oh.. ok...

Jinny: I cant stay here, I'm fine, I'm leaving... *walks out*

Ur turn my evil minion of the evil brain of mine!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

OMG.....i am cring! i like Lucy a lot! And u killed her!!!! ok, calm down Kerrin!

(Jinny is at her apartment hysterical!)

Magda: *knocks on the door* jinny, hunny!

Jinny: *hysterical*

CD: Maybe i should go...*leaves*

Magda: *walkin and sees jinny on the bed wrapped up in her covers* Oh, Jin, i am so sorry!

Jinny: *sist up with make-up running down her fac* You know, i don't really open up to people and i dont really ever like people, but Lucy...she was different!

Magda: I know. it is hard 4 u and i will be here for u!

Jinny: No, u don't know. *yells*

Magda: Jinny, i...

Jinny: Do u know how it is to lose a good friend?

Magda: No..*looks down*

Jinny: *pulls out her gun* Wanna find out?

Magda: Jinny, stop it! *screams and grabs the gun*

Jinny: Then u don't know. *eyes wide up and her mouth drops*

Magda: Jinny, r u chocking. whats the matter?

Jinny:Renee, it was her fault!!

u go gurl......

CD: Who's renee?

Jinny: She was there! We were locked in our rooms during the fire and she refused too let us out then lied about if we were in there or not!

Magda: Well... Yeah it kinda is...

Jinny: *mumbling* Imma get that lying bitch...

CD: You say something?

Jinny: Nothing I want any of you too hear.

Magda: Ookaay...

Jinny: Look can you all just leave? I wanna be alone. And gimme back my gun!

Magda: I don't know...

Jinny: I have 2 more hidden around here so go ahead take that one for all I care.

Magda: Yeah ok... *Gets up and walks out of room* See ya.

Jinny: *cd leavs too* Buh byezies! *they leave* *thinking* Now... Where can I find Renee... Hmm, guess I'll just have too look everywhere... *gets up and gets her gun and leaves*

Jinny drove around for hours... Looking for renee... And she found her, at McDonalds*

Jinny: Hi Renee.

Renee: Hey.

Jinny: Did you hear what happened to Lucy?

Renee: No.

Jinny: Because of you locking us in, lying about it, and leaving us there too die she died.

Renee: OMG!! ARe you serios!?

Jinny: Yes I am.

Ur turn

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

that was gr8!!!!

Renee: Well, i didn't mean for that to happen!

Jinny: But, it did! And i am a cop and could have u arrested for that!

Renee: I am not afaid of u.

Jinn: Now theres another lie, cuz u r afraid of me! Or a least u should...

Renee: Why? *snotty look*

Jinny: Come outside with me...i waqnt to show u something!

Renee: No way!

Jinny: *sounding serious* No really!

Renee: *walks out with Jinny and they get in her car. They drive to the station* Whats this?

Jinny: I want u to turn urself in.

Renee: For what"? i hve a problem and i can't help that!

Jinny: Either turn urself in or i will handle it...and i don't think thats what u want!

ur turn girlfriend!!!!!!

I want more now!!!!!!!!!

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
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"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

Renee: ooh! I'm so scared, what are you going too do??? Arrest me???

Jinny: I'm a cop. It's my job. OR I can shoot you. Take ur pick.

Renee: *silent*

Jinny: WELL!?!?

Renee: I'm thinkin... Getting shoot seems like a good idea right now...

Jinny: OK THATS IT! Get in there and turn yourself in!

Renee: I don't wanna!

Jinny; They'll go eiseir on you if you do it...

Renee: *leaps out of car and runs inside station* OK!!! The fire at the rehab center!! I was there and I knew that Jinny Exstead Lucy Camden and Magda Ramirez were inside so I locked them in Lucys room and left them!!! There I said it do I get some honesty award or something???

Cop: No you get arrested.

Renee: Crap.... *they arrest her and take her into the little room for questioning...*

Jinny: *runs in* I wanna question her!!! I made her some in here I deserve a shot at her!!! *marches into little room and slamms door* I have a few questions for you!

Renee: DUH!

Jinny: Don't get smart with me.

Renee: Can't help it.

Jinny: Whatever... Anyway, Why would you lock someone inside a burning building?

Renee: You were mean too me.

Jinny: We were mean too you? Because we disliked you for your chronic lying, you believed you had a reason too kill us???

Ur turn!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Come on post more soon This is gr8!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

thats was really good!!!

Renee: I didn't mean to kill her!

Jinny: But, u did!

Renee: Well, obviously!

*silence*

Jinny: How do u feel? i just wanna know what it feels like to have killed a 16 year old girl because she was mean to u. And u know what? We were all mean to u an du were mean to us. But we didn't go off tring to kill u!

Renee: It feels bad, cuz i know that i killed someone very important to some and when i say some i don't mean a whole lot. *laughs*

Jinny: *getting mad* You think this is a joke?

Renee: *giggling* Well, u were her only friend. I mean she had no one else. Her mother and father disowned her when she started drinkin, she was an only child. She had no friends cuz she dropped outta school so...

Jinny: How do u know this? *confused*

Renee: I read her diary... i have it actually in my bag. i stole it every night and read it then returned it the next day. but i forgot to the day i....i....

Jinny: Killed HER!!! Give it to me!

Renee: Fine...8hands it over*

Jinny: *opens it and reads from the middle-end*

Dear Jinny,
I want u to have this diary to remeber me and all our memories together when u leave. I will write down what we do each day and u will never forget me. Hopfully!WE played pool today and u won....again! But this time i got 4 balls in. i am getting good!

xoxo, Lucy
(Jinny skipped through and read some more memories, but stopped when she came to the last page)

Dear Jinny,
Hey it is me, Lucy Again. lol, back to talk to u! i have a really important question to ask u! I have no one left in my life and would be on the streets. i talked to the rehab ***s and they said we both get out in 3 months and i was thinking maybe u could let me stya with u or adopt me or something. i don't wanna live on the streets and we could help eachother with our problem. Also, i would get a job and pay rent, food shopping, ect! please i really can't wait to get out of here and i would love to spend my life with u as my mother!!!Think about it...u have a long time to think about it. i won't go newhere!

xoxo, Lucy

Jinny: *Tears in her eyes as she thought "No u did go somewhere and can never come back. All of the sudden she got really angry*

ur trun......i am crying it is so sad!

Jinny: *too renee through clenched teeth* You bitch. You think it's ok too kill someone just because she doesn't have freinds?

Renee: Well its not like anyone cared!

Jinny: *slamms book on table* I CARED! You don't seen too understand do you?

Renee: Understand what?

Jinny: You're 16 years old, the courts may think of you as an adult, an adult who killed someone, you could get a life sentence... Or sent off too a psycho ward, you have too be pretty sick in the head too lock someone in a burning building!

Renee: I'm not crazy. And If I get a life sentence I could always get paroled.

Jinny: AHH! You little... *grabbs renee by the hair and attempts too tackel her but captain, Who is standing outside, comes in and stops her*

Cap: hey hey! Come on jinny! She's just a kid! You're gonna kill her!!!

Jinny: DO YOU THINK I CARE!?!?

Cap: Not really! But I would like it if you didn't! *grabs Jinny by arm and pulls her out of roomand slamms door* What just happened!?

Jinny: I'm sorry.

Cap: Were here too arrest murderers... Not murder them!

Jinny: it won't happen again.

Cap: You;re damn right it wont, I'm not letting you near that girl ever again!

Jinny: You know she deserves it!!! I mean who in the hell locks someone in a burning building because they made her mad!?

Cap: Jinny calm down...

Jinny: I COULD HAVE DIED! Magda could have died! WE ALL COULD HAVE! For all we knowshe could have started the fire just so we would get killed!

Cap: We don't have any proof that she did! It could have been an accident!

Jinny: Well we don't have any proof that she didn't either!

Cap:......... We have investigators down there, we'll know te cause of the fire soon.

ur turn!


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

I Like it,I Love it,I want more of it.(Puppy eyes)Please;o)

that was really, really awesome!!!!

Jinny: Well, when u do find out that that bitch did it and did it on purpose, u'll be sorry u weren't harder on her. *walks away*

Cap: We'll see!

**Jinny's Desk**

*phone rings*

Jinny: Exstead?

Man: YEs, hello this is FireFightter Dan and we found the cause of the fire. It was gasiline and a match. Someone wanted this fire to happen!

Jinny: Thank-you!

Dan: Sure...

(Jinny looks over at Magda)

Magda: Who was that? *conserned*

Jinny: Dan a firefighter. They found out that the fire was started on prupose.

Magda: You mean...'

Jinny: Some one wanted us to die.

Magda: Renee?

Jinny: Probubly..

*Jinnys Phone Rings Again*

Magda: Wow, ur popular all of the sudden!

Jinny: *smiles* Exstead?

Women: *weak voice* Hello? Is this Jinny?

Jinny: Yes, may i ask who is speaking?

Women: Julie Jackson, i am Renees Mother.

Jinny: *mouth dropped open and tears fell down her face* OH, hi! *getting a lil angry*


Julie: Yes, well, Renee..she will get aprdoned for he metal problems right?

Jinny: (Felt so angry that this mother htought that her daughter could get off the hook because she was a lyer.)

u continue!!!!!!!!!!

Jinny: Heh... Well, thats not up too me, they will see if shes able too stand trial. She probably is, because its not like shes a skitzo.

Julie: Well, no she isn't.

Jinny: Exactally... Goodbye, *hangs up*

Magda: Who was that?

Jinny: Renee Jacksons (anyone watch Any Day Now?) mom, trying too get her off the hook.

Magda: How?

Jinny: Because of her utter stupidity.

Magda:........ Makes sense.

Jinny: Becuase of he rmental problem but shes mentally compotent too stand trial. So theres nothing her mom can do.

Magda: Thank god.

Jinny: AND plus she probably started that fire so she's in big trouble and her mommy cant help her now.

Magda: I cant believe she treid too murder us cuz we pissed her off...

Jinny: Yeah. well, some people are crazy. Like Renee.

Magda: Yes I know... I guess this is what they mean by "The Power of Words".

Jinny: Yeah well, calling someone a name is one thing... Killing them is another.

Ur turn.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Magda: Yeah, ur right! But she is so young!

Jinny: But, still a killer!

**Questioning Room**

Renee: *fiddline with her fingers* I started the fire because i was jealous!

Cap: So, u started the fire to kill them!

Renee: No, i thought they could get out their window, but they had tried to escape once so they barred it!

Cap: So, u expected them to jump out 7 stories onto concrete?

Renee: I..no, it wasn't supposed to happen this way!

Cap: okay, how was it?

Renee: i was mad at Lucy...she never let me in on anything. We were partners first and i tried to warn her now to ditrch me for neone else, but..she met a girl named Tamera, They became roommates, but Tamera had a horrible accident. She drown in the pool one night. Lucy was so upset she decided to live on her own! Then jinny came! She got close to here and i read her diary, anc she palnned to run off with her. I couldn't be left there alone. i had to kill Jinny like Tamera. But Jinny was smart and didn't come with me the night i asked her to go to the pool. Any way. i didn't mean for all this to happen. I just wanted Jinny to die, not Lcuy, but she ditched me neway so i am okay with my wokr! *smiles*

Cap: Your sick!

your turn!!!!!!

I've seen a few Any Day Now episodes but...I
think that the show is boring at times.I have
seen some good episodes though.And I also watch 7th Heaven.

Post more soon this is great!!!!!!!!!;o)

Renee: I'm not sick... I just feel that vengence is the best thing since string cheese.

Cap: Vengence and string cheese. Now theres an interesting comparison.

Renee: Yeah, 2 of my favorite things.

Cap: That is really... Sick.

Renee: Call it what you want. *smiles*

Cap: Thats it. *too uniformed officer* Take her away. *walks out too Jinny and Mags desk*

Jinny: What did she say?

Cap: She started the fire... She had too kill you because you were getting all of lucys attention. And something about some girl named Tamera drowning in the pool.

Jinny: U know she asked me like 5,000,000 times too go too the pool with her.

Cap: She told me that you wouldn't go. I'm assuming Tameras "Horrible accident" wasnt an accident. But I cant even attemt to talk too her right now. Shes crazy.

Jinny: Yeah well we all knew that!

Magda: Thanks cap.

Cap: Your welcome... shes 16... And already an Arsonist, and a murderer... Of 2 people... Interesting life she has there.

Jinny: Yeah. Well after the courts get through with her she wont have much of a life. In jail.

Magda: Shes so young.....

Mag, Jin and Cap: And stupid.

Ur turn.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

okay..

**HOLDING ROOM**

(Renee, Jinny, and Magda are there)

Renee: *smiling*

Magda: You know u r really sick and messed up!

Renee: So r u to be partners with a achohlic(SP)

Magda: She is better than u would ever be!

Jinny: Don't u dare start talking about me!

Renee: OH, i am so scared!

Jinny: I hope u rot in jail.

Renee: WEll, maybe i will, but i have plans for u when i get out. and i will get out.

Jinny: OH yeah?

Renee: U can count on that hun!

Magda: U better not touch her or u'll be back in jail!

Renee: At least my dream will be complete. I won't need to live ne more!

Jinny: What are u gunna do?

Renee: *smilin*

ur turn!

Jinny: Renee Jacksons (anyone watch Any Day Now?) mom, trying too get her off the hook.

lol, Renee Jackson, das funny...i watch ADN, n so dus muh cousin

ok dis is really wut dis post is 4.......OMG, ur jus gonna leave me here like dis......u gots 2 post MMMMOOOORRRREEEEE, b4 i die of curiosity(sp?) ok i'll shutup now, ttyl.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wave.gif

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~Jinny (wel, muh real name is Jamie, but muh nickname is Jinny)

some time in the year 2007, My best friends Kiera (PA),Jessica (NC wit me), n Ana (NC wit me 2) r goin to Cali 2 meet Nancy McKeon!!!! i pikked the year 2007 cause thats wen I'm turnin 18, I CANT WAIT, oh ya, sry but nobody else can cum

please visit muh site at: http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316

Ima Nancy McKeon n TD fanatic, u gots a problem wit dat? WELL SHOVE IT!!~Me

I am who I am, dont eva try 2 change me~Me

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
puleez, e-mail or IM me at WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com or Jamiegirl2006@aol.com

Jinny: Can I take that as a threat?

Renee: Yup!

Jinny: Threatning a police officer. Renee you are getting yourself in more and more trouble by the minuit you know that?

Renee: I like getting myself into trouble. Its my style.

Jinny: Good for you.

Magda: Come on Jin lets go. This is pointless.

Jinny: *walks out*

**In Division**

Jinny: She is such a little bitch...

Magda: Yes Jinny I agree, and that is the 17th time you have said that today I get your point!

Jinny: Does Renee have any freinds at all? Anyone who can help us "get to know her" better? Because shes a nut-case.

Magda: Well According to this she has 2 close freinds... Mary Elizabeth O'Brian and Collier Simms... But they are in like... Alabama or somethin.

Jinny: Well that doesn't help...

Kate: *comes out of office* We have a court date for Renee. Obviously you both have to testify... Anyway the date is August 30th.

Jinny: Thank you captain.

Kate: Welcome... *walks back into office*

Jinny: Finally Renee is gonna get what she deserves.

Ur turn.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Jinny: She is such a little bitch...

Magda: Yes Jinny I agree, and that is the 17th time you have said that today I get your point!

HAHA!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Magda is at her desk working and Jinny is too. They are tring to find friends of Renee)

Magda: Hey Jin, look what i found!

Jinny: What?

Magda: Bingo...Renee has a Mom that lives here in good old San Fran! Let's go check her out!

**Renee's Mom's House**

Jinny: *rings door bell* Hope this works!

(A young lady answers the door holding 2 infents)

Lady: Can i help u?

Magda: SFPD, can we please have a word with u Mrs. Jackson?

Lady: Um, u have the wrong person! Sorry.

Jinny: Please let us talk to u for a lil bit.

(They come in and sit down)

Magda: Your name isn't Heather Jackson?

Heather: That was my maiden name and yes i am Heather.

Magda: YOu have beautiful children.

Heather: Thankyou. This is Tara and Mya. They are my first! *smiles*

Jinny: What about Renee?

Heather: *looks up in suprise* She well, i am 27 and i hade her when i was 12....12 imagine! my mom took care of her so i could graduate grammer school and then i stuck her in the pyhco bin. It was free. They fed her and she is safe. I couldn't take care of her. i hope u understand.

Magda: You mean that she wasn't really a pyatological (sp) lyer?

Heather: Nope...

Jinny: *looks at Magda* That means she wanted us dead!

ur turn

one of the best stories ever written post more soon!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Jo/Blair_fan (edited 08-24-2001).]

Originally posted by Jinny Girl:
Magda: Well According to this she has 2 close freinds... Mary Elizabeth O'Brian and Collier Simms... But they are in like... Alabama or somethin.


This is crazy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif
I LOVE IT!!!!Post more soon;o)


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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
Visit my Facts of life website
Http://www.fol-is-number-one.cityslide.com

Last updated:August 24,
2001.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

Originally posted by Jo/Blair_fan:
one of the best stories ever written post more soon!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Jo/Blair_fan (edited 08-24-2001).]

Wow, thanx sooooo much!

*Walking into The Division with Capt*

Magda: We got her on the Arson Charges, murder, attempted Murder of a police officer... She's not getting out of jail any time soon.

Kate: Why didn't her mom just put her up for adoption?

Jinny: I don't know... She called it the easy way out... And it doesn't matter...

Magda: Prolly didn't want to go through al the legal things... And this way she could get renee back whenever she was ready for her... If she gave her up for adoption she'd be gone for good.

Kate: Is her mother willing to testifye against her in court?

Jinny: No, we treid to get her to but she wouldn't... But we have enough evedence without her.

Kate: Alright fine, Take the day off and be ready for court tomorow at 10 AM ok?

Magda: Sure thing Capt...

Jinny: See ya 'round. *walks out with Magda*

Magda: I don't think I have ever worked on a case half as weird as this...

Jinny: Well, you kinda feel sorry for Renee, she didn't have much of a family, she was in and out of rehab and phycho wards and anywhere her mom could stick her... But still, thats no excuse to murder someone.

Magda: I know Jin...

Jinny: I mean my life... How should I put this? Kinda sucked when I was her age... But I never did anything like this...

Magda: Wanna grab a bite to eat?

Jinny: Sure.

ur turn

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever?

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Penguin.

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile (http://www.hometown.aol.com/dadancegirl88)... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

*NEXT DAY*

Jinny: *wakes up in a cold sweat screaming* Oh, what a nightmere! Lucy, this day is to get u ur justace!

*Division*

Cap: Jinny ur early!

Jinny: Yeah, i couldn't sleep!

Cap: Hope ur up for the long day we haev ahead of us!

Jinny: As ready as i ever will be!

Magda: *walks in* what did i miss? Jinny, what happened to u. u never beat me to work?

Cap: Thats what i just said!

*Court*

Renees Lawyer: So, u put Renee in the care of these people even thoug she had no phyciatric problems?

Heather: Yes

Renees Lawyer: Then she was a baby at the time.

Heather: Yes, about 11 months. But they took her ne way.

Renees lawyer: How do u know she didn't haev problmes? You sent her in so early in life!

Heather: Um...*looks at Jinny* no, i guess i didn't


Renees Lawyer: So, u don't have proff that Renne wasn't metally ill when u left her there?

Heather: *sadly* No.

Jury: *conserned faces*

Jinny: *they are buying it. oh no. she thought*

ur turn!