Well, folks here we go! Let's make this as wild and unexpected as possible! I'll start with a VERY generic beginning, and you guys can do anything from here on in. (Oh, dear that's a scary thought. I've read most of your guys' fanfics. lol j/k http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif )

*the Division*
Jinny: *talking to Magda, they're both at their desks* So I get to the bar right? And I was looking around and this guy comes up to me and he's like "Hey, baby, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" And I'm like, "That is the oldest one in the book."
Magda: Yeah, so then what?
Jinny: So then his buddie comes up to me and is like, "Well, I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock." So I just turned to them and was like, "You guys are pathetic!"
C.D.: *has been listening to their conversation, she looks up from her work* Then what happened?
Jinny: *looks over at C.D.* Well, then all these other guys came over and they were competing for who had the best pick-up line! You guys should have been there, it was hilarious!
Cap: *walks up all of a sudden, in a very dry tone* What was hilarious, Exstead?
Jinny: Uhhhh.....ohhhhh.....nothing.
Cap: Nothing?
Jinny: Nothing.
Cap: Well, here's yours and Mag's next case. *she hands her the folder* It's about a-

You guys can take it from here. Hope it wasn't too bad of a beginning.

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And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

Ok, I'll give it a go, but don't laugh to hard at my attempt!


"A guy robbed a local convenient store. He got about a grand in cash. Obviously he knew a big deal would be made there today. There's an eye witness who can identify him." Cap said.


"Sounds simple," Magda shrugged.


"The witness can identify him more than she would like to. The guy was in his underwear."


"That's a pleasant thought" Jinny said as she and Magda stood up to leave.


"Don't fall for any pick up lines from the guy, Jinny," C.D. said with a smirk as the two left.


Jinny just gave a sarcastic laugh...


Captain looked over at C.D. and the empty chair across from her. "Where's Angela? She's never late."


...


NEXT! I know it was dumb, but I'm really drawing a blank at the moment!

ks

I Will!!!
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Cd looks up at the Captain."I don't know."
said Cd."Well let me know when she gets here
you have a case and I am not sending you out alone."said The Captain as she walks back into her office.

"So where do we find this witness?"asked Jinny while stopping at a red light."Down town,Sid street address 5405."said Magda looking down at the case file.

Five minutes later Jinny stops the car in front of the house.Magda and Jinny get out.
"This is a nice house for living in this area."said Magda as they walk up to the door.
Jinny knocks on the door."Comming!"called a
man from inside the house.The door opens."Can
I help you lovely ladies."said the man."We need to know what you saw today at the robbery?"said Magda."Well this guy in his underwear came in and demaned money.."said the guy getting cut off."Could you tell me what the underwear looked liked?"said Magda.
"Yeah,He had on the boxer type with litte pink bunnies on them and no shirt."said the guy."Little pink bunnies."said Jinny trying not to laugh.
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Ok Next.Sorry for hogging this.

Little pink bunnies??? Never heard that one before. But it does make a good twist. Ha Ha!! I'll continue.

(Station)
Angela's still not there, and CD is getting very bored just sitting at her desk. She doesn't know where she is and she's getting kinda worried, this is the girl that came in a 6 in the morning when their shift didn't start until 8. CD just sat there.

(At the guys house)
"Thank you very much." Magda said to him as they went back to the car.
"Little pink bunnies?" Jinny looked at Magda. "That's a new one there."
"Oh shut up Jin."

Okay someone else go.

Thanks 4 writing everyone! Here's my two cents:

*in Jinny's car*
Jinny: Well, all I guess we have to do now is search everyone in SF's underwear droor and see who has undrwear with little pink bunnies.
Magda: Ooooo, fun.

*in Cap's office*
Cap: Hi, honey!
Amanda: Hi, mom.
Cap: So, how's LA with Barry the dishwasher?
Amanda: Mom, would you please stop putting it that way.
Cap: Well, I'll try dear.
Amanda: Mom, *takes a deep breath* I have something to tell you.
Cap: Oh? What?

*at C.D.'s desk*
C.D.: *she's getting sick of waiting so she picks up the phone and calls Angela's home*

Okay, NEXT!

ok ill give it a go-ill try and be "serious" but thts sorta hard for me... but hey i stop and start writting the part

::Captains office::
Amanda: mom...i went to las vegas and eloped

Capt.: what!!?

Amanda: its alright cuz his business its just getting off its feet-

Capt: of all the stupid things u did

::Jinny and Magda go back to the station and knock on capt. door::

Captain: do you have any leads on the case..?

Jinny: all we know is he was wearing little pink bunny boxers..

::just then CD knocks on the door::

CD: capt. i am going to go to angela's cuz no one is answering her phone

Jinny: cd, see if daniel has any pink bunny boxers...

well i guess that sucked but i didnt wanna screw it up even more by not being "serious"

HEHEHEHE
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C.D raised an eyebrow at Jinny, "Ok Jin, and exactly how many drinks did you have last night?" C.D. smirked at the little friendly glare on Jinny's face and then left the division.

Captain looked up at Jinny and Magda and shrugged. "I suggest you find our mystery boxer man."

They both rolled their eyes and left the captain's office.

C.D. walked up to Angela's door and knocked on it. She waited a few minutes for an answer, but didn't get one. She contemplated what to do, and finally decided she was going to break the door in...


NEXT!

ks

I know a pink bunny!He comes around when me and my cousin Paulette get drunk.He has a great left hook!he Knocked me out this one day in my dining room.he usually comes with Randy the cowboy.They are the greatest to mud wrestle with and they saved me when me and paulette went on an adventure you can read about this adventure on my expage www.expage.com/caredaspage (http://www.expage.com/caredaspage)
or you can go on Paulette's sight which is waaaaay funner www.expage.com/polygzpage (http://www.expage.com/polygzpage)

I don't write fan fics but i love reading them and this ones cute..............

i love the pink bunny boxers.

{I'll go! I'm in a fanfic frenzy today since I just posted a fanfic on the FOL board - check it out for me!}


C.D. stopped before breaking the door down. What if it's something bad that's keeping her from work? she thought, something bad, like she's sick or something? I can't lose two partners, can I?
She thought about it until the door opened. Angela walked out and looked at C.D. "What are you doing here?" she asked.
"I just wanted to find out where you were," C.D. answered.
"Well, the truth is," Angela said, "the truth is, I'm..."

Who's next?

Angela finally stuttered out, "CD i am dying-just kidding I am being transfered"
CD didnt know what to say this was the 2nd partner she had lost in less then 1 year..
Angela looked at CD and could see the hurt in her eyes,"I am sorry CD I have no choice you see-" but in mid sentence CD interupted her and said,"You dont need to plead your case to me" and left to go back to the station...

As CD walked in Jinny could tell something was up and said,"Whoa looks as if someone lost a partner*not knowing that she actually she did*" CD just looked at her said,"go suck eggs jinny"
Jinny looked at her in shock and said, "Whoa there fisty didnt mean anything by it"
CD who was already p.o.d. said,"Jinny dont give me that whoa there fisty crap you wanna mess.."
Jinny ...

Great I love it so far

[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-17-2001).]

Great writing everyone! (I'm loving the little pink bunnies, lol)

Jinny: Bring it on, girl!
C.D.: You are sooooo asking for it! *she starts to walk towards Jinny with a fist raised*
Cap.: *walking by them* Hey, ladies, we're here to protect people not beat them up! *she walks into her office*
Jinny: *angrily* How does she always just appear out of no where?
Magda: C'mon guys, we don't have to fight.
C.D.: Easy for you to say.
Magda: So, what's up with Angela?
C.D.: She's being transferred.
Jinny: Why?
C.D.:

NEXT! (that was my little half a cent, lol)

I guess I'll give it a try, it's probably gonna suck but oh well, I'm not that good at writing the comedy stuff, but here goes

CD: How the heck am I supposed to know? *shoves past Jinny and sits at her desk*
Jinny: Oh, I don't know *Jinny follows with Magda behind her* maybe because you're her PARTNER!
CD: *looks angirly at Jinny* Look why dont'you just go find your man with little little blue bunny boxers all right and leave me alone
Jinny and Magda: It's pink!*they glare at her*
CD: *waves her hand in the air* whatever!
*Jinny and Magda walk out of the division*
Jinny: You at least think she would get the color straight. *mumbled*
Magda: Just back off Jinn, okay! I mean she just lost Dick, now Angela *Mag opens the passenger door to one of the cars*
Jinny: Hey I didn't say anything, she started it. *Jinny turns the car on*
Magda: Whatever *looks out the window*
Jinny: *pauses and looks over at Magda* Where are we going?

next.

[This message has been edited by JJ (edited 07-17-2001).]

Good deal guys!

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"I've called around town. Only two places sale pink boxer shorts that I have found," Magda pronounce seriously.

"You're kidding right? We're actually going to go around and ask if anyone recently bought pink bunny boxer shorts from there?" Jinny asked hoping Magda wasn't serious.

"Yes, Jin, we are. Whatever it takes to find this guy."

Jinny started the ignition and smirked. "If I have bought a pair I certainly wouldn't want to admitt to it."

Magda just smiled as they pulled out of the parking lot.

NEXT


ks

I'll go next.
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Jinny and Magda sit down in the car."We are
going to the store that was robbed to see if
we can get a better description of the guy then we can go to the store that sells the underwear."
said Magda as she puts her seatbuckel on.
Jinny does the same."You mean other then underwear with littel pink bunnies on them By the way good idea."
said Jinny as she starts up the car."God willing."said Magda as they start to drive away.

"S.F.P.D.Where can we find the guy that was here around 7:00am this morning when the store was robbed?"Asked Magda as she waved her badge so the guy could see it."That would
be me."said the guy."We have a few questions
to ask you."said Jinny looking around the store."Ask away."said the guy."First what is
your name?"asked Magda."Don Franklin."said Don as he puts some candy on a shelf."Tell me
alittle about the guy,What did he look like?"
asked Jinny as she takes out her notepad.
"5'8,White,No shirt,Boxer type underware with
little pink bunnies on them,Red hair,This dude must'a had about 7to10 tatoo's on the
front and back of him,Oh and this nasty scar
across his forehead.That is one strange dude
if I ever saw one,He must'a been drunk."said
Don as he whipes the countor."Do you think you could work with a sketch artist?"asked Magada as Jinny writes eveything down."Yeah,
You should'a seen this tatoo this dude had on
it was a heart and it said If I act crazy I must either be drunk as a skunk or I forgot
my Meds."said Don."Well thank-you for your help,Come down to the station when you get off work."said Magda as she hands him a slip of paper.

Jinny and Magda walk outside Jinny leans over to Magda to whisper something to her."I think both."said Jinny as a smile crosses her
face."Must have been."said Magda with a smile
then they get into the car.
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Sorry for hogging it.Hope you like it;o)
sorry if it sounds strange KS posted like a few secs before I did so I had to edit mine
again.


[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-18-2001).]

[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-18-2001).]

Okay, folks, don't let this die on me, lol. Since nobody's posting, I'll add a little more and hopefully, make it more interesting.

C.D.: *she's sitting at her desk, mad at Angela when the phone rings* SFPD, DeLorenzo.
Angela: C.D. it's me.
C.D.: You didn't have to call me. You don't owe me anything. You just be transferred or whatever you're doing and leave me out of it.
Angela: I do owe you an explanation C.D., you see I didn't think you liked working with me so I thought I could be of better use to someone who could stand my presence.
C.D.: That's why you're leaving? Because of me?
Angela; Well, that and one more thing....

*back to Jin and Mag, they're in Jinny's car to go back to the station to review the case with the Cap*
Jin: Well, now, why would a man rob someplace in his little pink bunnie shorts, with nothing else on, so that his very recognizable and memorable tattoo's could be seen?
Mag: *laughing* You got me there, Jin.
Jin: *they pass the Anchorside* Hey, you hungry? I am, let's stop here. *they get out and go in the Anchorside, all of a sudden a man comes up to them...

NEXT!

Me,Again
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And he's drunk and wearing Boxer shorts with
little pink bunnies on them and has no shirt
and a heart tatoo that says If I act crazy I
must either be drunk as a skunk or I forgot
my meds."Hey Jin thats our guy."said Magda pointing to the only guy in pink bunnie uderwear."Thats him."said Jinny as they walk
over to him."SFPD!You are under arest for the
robbery at the 7eleven."said Jinny as she holds his hands behind his back as Magda puts the handcuffs on him."Get in the car,
Watch your head."said Magda as she shoves him
in the car and closes the door.Jinny laughs.
"Whats so funny?"asked Magda."Those pink bunnies look faded and see through in some spots.Like where the holes are."said Jinny as
she laughs."Jinny.Well you are right."laughed
Magda as her and Jinny get in the car and drive away.

since no one has done it for a while i thought maybe i could pick it up

*Magda pulls into a parking lot*

Magda: Jinny you watch him, I gotta go find a restroom

Jinny: Yes M'am

**Magda leaves and the guy leans of the seat**

Guy: hey there preety

Jinny: who are you calling preety?

Guy: you babe

Jinny:*turned on a little* right back at you hunka hunka hunk

Guy: I knew from the moment i layed eyes on you I knew you were the one...

*Magda comes back and sees a site she really doesnt need to see*

Magda: O MY.....................

I will post more.
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"Jinny Exstead!Just what in God's name are you doing!"yelled Magda as she walks over to
the two kissing."Jinny!"yelled Magda as she
pulls the two apart."Magda just what do you
think your doing?"asked Jinny."Thinking of
hosing you two down.Now you stay in the car,
You get a boyfriend."said Magda."Ok I want him."said Jinny with a smile on her face."I
want you too baby."said the guy in the backseat."You shut-up."said Magda."Mag why cant I date him.He's so so cute."said Jinny.
"I think your hot."said The guy."I said shut-up!Jinny get in the car."said Magda."No,I dont want to."said Jinny like a three year old.
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NEXT;o)

Why did this fic die, it was good! I'll write some...
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"Jinny, get in the car!"
Jinny stomped her foot and put her hands on her hips. "No! No, no, no!" She stuck her tongue out at Magda.
"Ooh, girl, that does it!" Magda got out of the car.
"Come on!" Jinny yelled. "I'm not worried, I'll kick your a-"
"Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies!" The man shouted from the backseat.
Jinny and Magda looked at each other, then burst out laughing. They walked back to the car, cracking up.
"Jin, I'm... I'm sorry!"
"Yeah, me too!"
They get back in the car, and drive back to the station, still bursting into laughter at random moments.

"CD, my husband and I are pregnant." CD just stared. "What, what are you staring at?"
CD smiled a little. "Oh, you saying that made the image of Daniel pregnant pop into my head... Wouldn't that be strange?"
"Uh... CD?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, Daniel..."


Oh my gosh, how stupid can u get? lol, I'm not good at comedies, as you can tell... :X I need to work on that... t2yl, lylas!

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OMG...y did yal stop??!!?? i dont write fan fics so i aint even gonna try 2 contribute to this...lol

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K, I'll continue...

Ang: Well, Daniel is actually a woman, I'm the man in the family. *she pulls off her wig and she is actually a he with a bald head.
C.D: WHAT??!!

Mag: *in the car on the way to the station* You crack me up, Jin.
Jin: *grins* I know.
Man: Hey, I don't know about you, but I wasn't kidding!
Jin: *looks back at him with a disgusted face then she starts smiling and breathing deeper, she waves some air to her face to cool herself down*
Mag: Jin, Jin, don't, you know-
Jin: Too late! *pulls over and plants one on him*

K, that was totally crazy and bad, but w/e, it's supposed to be fun! NEXT!

i am continuing cuz like lala im bored..............................


MAG: JINNY BACK OFF HE IS MY MAN!

JIN: U SHUHMHMHMH AND DRIVE

MAN: ladies there enough of me to go around....


Jin: i can handle all of us, it is not the first time and wont be the last time


MAN: NOW THATS MY KIND OF WOMAN








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