**~Jinnys Apartmen~**

(on phone with Mag)

Jinny: Yup, Cap put me with angela for this case where we have to fly across the ocean to catch these drug dealers in action!

Mag: That sux!

Jinny: I dunno how i will live!

Mag: It is just 4 hours!

Jinny: But still! with her! i dispise her!

Mag: Whats the worst that couls happen?

**~On the plane~**

Ang: This is gr8. i alway wanted to do a case that required traveling!

Jinny: Yeah...*bored as hell*

*Plane starts to shake*

Ang: Oh, my!

Jinny:We probubly went through a rain cloud!

*Plane starts crashing*

Jinny Or, maybe not!

Ang: Holy Mary mother of.....................................................................................................CRASH........................................................................ ..........................................

u go gurl and what do u think?

Good Job!! hehehehehe! OK people i have never done this b4 so...

~*~*~*~*~*Next Morning*~*~*~*~

Jinny: *wakes up, her face in the sand. After spitting out all the sand in her mouth, she sees Angela lying next to her* Angela! Wake up!

Angela: *confused* huh?....Wh-wh-what happened?? Where are we?? Oh my god, the plane crashed! Am I in heaven?

Jinny: No....no...i know what happened. Its perfectly logical! mmmm hmmm...Yeah see I just had a wee bit too much to drink. i think im still passed out.

Angela: No! Jinny! Our plane crashed! We must have ended up here!

Jinny: No! I TOLD you! I drank too much! Really! Everythingis OK. This has happened to me before!

Angela: Jinny, no you dont under-

Jinny: *getting angry* OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!? I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!

Angela: Jinny listen!

Jinny: I-I-I-We are stranded arent we??

Angela:*gently* Yes Jinny we are...

Jinny: *panicking* I-i-i-its ok...really! We'll just call for help!I have my cell phone!*Takes cell phone out of pocket, opens it, and watches the water drip out as she pushes the buttons.* Its....dead.


Hehehehe OK that sucked but...oh well!

LOL! Thats really funny... Poor Jinny.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

gr8 job!


Angela: Well, at leats were not dead1

Jinny: I wish i were!

Angela: What? Why?

Jinny: Cuz, now i am stuck on the deserted island with......u!

Angela: Whats wrong with me? And u know this isn't a romantic evening for me either.

Jinny: Well, it is not a couple drinks at the bar for me!

Angela: Fine, then we'll keep our distance!

Jinny: Fine!

Angela: Fine!

(Night time)

Jinny: *sighs* i can't get this fire to start!!!!

Angela: *13 feet away from Jinn with a balzing fire* Poor Jinny....oh well, her lose!

Jinny: *walks over with all her stuff* i can't start a fire. and the mosquitos are as big as eagles and...

Angela: Jinny, u can stay with me!

Jinny: Tahnx, *smiles* can i have soem of ur food?

Angela: Don't push it!

u go.........

good job!


4am, raining


Jinny:*wakes up, feels the rain on her face, and mumbles* Mmmm...Teddy...not now...I'm tired. *opens her eyes, looks to her right, and sees Angela laying next to her* AH! Oh my God! Angela you scared me half to death! Lord! Its raining and im COLD! I'm gonna go sit under that tree.

Angela: *mumbles* Mmm Hmmm...*and goes back to sleep*

NEXT MORNING

Angela:*all wet* I am freezing!

Jinny:*pretty much dry* Hehehe You should have slept under a tree. *thinks* a DIFFERENT tree than me!

Angela: Oh well, forget that. We need to figured out a way to get out of here. Lets sit down and think logically.

Jinny: God, I need a drink! I am stuck on an island with Martha Stewart!

Angela: *ignoring Jinny* Now lets think...

PLANE FLIES OVEHEAD

Your turn!

This is sOoOo funny! Ya gotta post more.

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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

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Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

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Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

good job, don't put urself down. u do gr8 fanfics!

Jinny: *sits up* OMG, HELP!!!! *screaming as it passes* HELP!!!! PLEASE I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM MISS. PERFECT!!!!!

(Plane is gone)

Jinny: HELP!!!!!!!

Angela: Jinny, it is gone!

Jinny: No, *sits down and sobs*

Angela: Now we have to think...

Jinny: I can't think on an empty stomach...

Angela: Here, i found some coconuts!

Jinny: Ew, no i meant a full stomach of achohol!

Angela: Oh, well, i can't help u there!

Jinny: Maybe we can swim back...

Angela: r u crazy?

Jinny: No, u r...to be listening to sugestions from me.

Angela: UHHHHHH...*getting mad*

ur turn!!!!!

Jinny: God! You are so annoying!

Angela: me? I am trying to think of a way off of this island, and all your doing is thinking about alcohol! If anyone has a right to be mad here, ITS ME!

Jinny: *looks up at the sky and folds hands* Lord, just take me now! Please?!?!?! Before I lose my mind!

Angela: Ok I have an idea!

Jinny:*sarcastacally* What now, Mary Poppins? Do you want to fly home on your umbrella?

Angela:*groans* We can build a signal fire!

Jinny: *sarcastacally* Oh thats a great idea! Then we can send an S.O.S message in morse code with 2 twigs! No one is gonna see a signal fire! Did you notice how many trees are here and how high they are??

Angela: Well do you have a better idea??

UR Turn!

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"Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead

I like so far post more soon;o)

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

that was short and sweet!!!!

Jinny: No, but if i did u wouldn't listen to it!

Angela: YES, i would!

Jinny: okay, well, how about we built a floaty thing out of trees and tumble weeds and float home?

Angela: You're right i won't listen to u!

Jinny: Told ya!

Angela: No lets see...we need wood and rocks to start the fire!

*They seach for the supplies needed and set them down*

Jinny: Can i start the fire? Can i can i can i???????

Angela: I guess...

Jinny: *all excited and starts hitting the rocks together and in 4 minuets the fire starts but on angelas purse* Opps....

Angel;a: OMG...

ur turn!

Good Job

Angela: Look what you did! That was a $500 purse! Now its a pile of ashes!

Jinny: No! Look! It's not a pile of ashes! Its a fire! I have made fire! **gets up and starts dancing**

Angela**starts disco dancing**

Jinny-**stops** Uh...no..

Angela- Sorry.

Jinny: Do you know what to do when you make a signal fire?

Angela: Uh...no.

Jinny: Well then! That was a waste of time!

Angela: At least it will keep us warm!

Jinny: I know what I could use to keep warm...

Angela: Jinny, don't start.

Jinny: Well, soo-oo-oo-oo-orry!

UR turn

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"Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead

Awesoem job!

**Back at the Division**

Magda: Where could they be? i mean they should have been back last night. I would expect them to sleep in, cuz Cap said they could, but it is 3 o'clock!

CD: Well, maybe they are really tired!

Magda: Jinny is always late neway!

Cd: Not Angela..i will call her?

*Calls and gets Daniel*

Dan: Hello?

CD: Daniel, ur not at work?

Daniel: No, i took off and was suppose to go out for breakfast with Angie, but she never showed up last night.

CD: What? She never showed up?

Daniel: Yes, and i stopped by Jinnys place to see if they were there and the landlord said she didn't show up last night, but it was usual. So, i figure she is at a hotel, cuz the ride was to long or something.

CD: Ok, don't worry Daniel. i will find out where she is!

Daniel: Thanx..*hangs up*

Magda: YES?

CD: They never showed up today? or last night!!!!

ur turn!!!!!!!

Good job!

CD: Well, we heard about that plane crash...OMG! Do you think....no...no, it couldn't be them...Could it?

Mag: *sobbing* Oh no! It has to be them! What if they...I mean...Could they be...oh I cant even say it!!

Cap: Whats going on out here,and why is Magda crying?

CD: *voice breaking, like shes gonna cry* Um..We think that the plane crash that was on the news, uh..we think it might be Jin and Angela.

Cap: *sits down* Oh my... ya think? I'll call the airport and ask for the names of all of the passengers. *gets up and goes back in office*

CD: *comforts Mag* Shhhh...Its gonna be OK...

Cap: *eyes red and puffy like shes gonna cry*
They were on that plane

~*~*~*~*On the island*~*~*~*~

Jinny: Come on,lets try to make a raft! It might work...

Angela: Fine...

Jinny: Ok we can use our shoelaces to tie it together. Go get some big branches.

Angela:OK

~*~*~*After about 2 hours*~*~*~

Jinny: There! our float is done! Its not the Titanic, but it will work!

Angela: Jinny! You actually are talking nice! Thats a first.

Jinny: Shut up.

Angela: Didn't last long...


ur turn

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"Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead

good one!

Angela: Lets hope it isn't the Titanic....it sunk!

Jinny: Well, when u get on it it will!

Angela: Jinny, please stop this!

Jinny: Fine!!!!!

*They put it on the water and get on*

Angela: It worked!!!!!

Jinny: OMG, yes!

Angela: We did it!

(They start hugging when they hear cracking)

Jinny: No...please no!

Angela: OH...

Jinny: GEt, off, maybe i can go home and get help for u! *they start fighting over who gets off to make it have less weight when it breaks in the middle of the white water rapids!!!!!!!!!!!*

ur turn!!!!!!

Good Job. Ok this is the end.

*~*~*~*Both screaming*~*~*~*

Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Angela: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Jinny: Ok ok ok ok! You take that half and ill take this half and well just float until we find some sort of civilization

Angela: Sounds good to me!

~*~*~*~*Back in San Fran*~*~*~*~
****everyone is at Jinny and Angela's funeral. They all figured that they were dead, so they had a funeral, 2 empty coffins sit at the front of the church****

CD, Cap, and Mag- *all sobbing*

Priest: **giving sermon**

*~*~*~*Back to Jinny and Ang*~*~*~*

Jinny: Finally! Civilization!

Angela: We're soaked!

Jinny:*Sarcastascally* (sp)Really?

Angela: No one is going to let us in to use the phone.

Jinny: Yeah, And I dont have any change...

Angela: Oh....My...God...

Jinny: What?

Angela: There's the station!Across the street!

Jinny: OMG!

**they run to the station the doors are locked. There is a sign on the door that says:**

Jinny: *reading* 'The station is closed for the day. All or most of us are attending the funeral of 2 of our police inspectors Jinny Exstead and Angela Reide. The funeral is being held at *"|name of church|"*

Angela: Lets go.

***Just as the priest was finishing the service, Jinny and Ang burst in the door of the church, soaking wet. Everyone turned around in their pews and gasped.***

Jinny: Hehehehe Hi everybody!!!

THE END!!!!

I know, the end sounded just like TOm Sawyer but oh well...



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"Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead

Did ne one like it??????????????? Let alone read it???????

I read it and I liked it! LOVED IT!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

DAT WAS SOOOOO GR8!!! u gotta make anotha 1

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

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