CD, Angela, Jinny and Magda were all sitting at their desks, doing paperwork.

J: Gawd, this is soooo boring. I want a case!

C: *glares at Jinny* Quit whining.

Jinny: *Deep sigh* Well if I didn't whine than who would? All of you guys act like doing stupid paperwork is peachy keen.

M: No, Jin, that's not how it is. We just don't complain cuz the Cap could fire our asses if we don't do as we're told.

A: Yeah, and besides, I kinda like doing paperwork. *grins*

J: *mumbles* You would.....

A: What did you say?

J: *Innocently* Me? I didn't say anything.

A: Give the act up, Jinny! WHAT did you say?

J: *getting annoyed* Nothing!

A: I KNOW you said something! Tell me what you said!

C: Whoa, whoa, calm down there Angela!

M: Yeah, just chill.

A: I can't help it. I'm sick of her being so mean. I wanna know what she said about me!

J: *rolls eyes* Fine, I'll tell you! Whenever you said that you like doing paper I said "you would". Ok? That's it! No big deal.

A: What's that supposed to mean?!

J: Nothing, just that you are that kinda person.

A: *confused* What kinda person do you mean?

J: You know, one of those happy people that was warped in time from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood to the SFPD!

A: I can't help it, I'm just cheery. It's not a crime!

J: Well, to those of us who are aware of how bad life sux, you ARE committing a crime! Happy people annoy the hell outta me.

A: Whatever!

J: I swear, white people are the only ones on Earth who know how horrible this world is.

M: That's not true!

A: Yeah, I've seen some pretty gruesome things in my life and I know that the world isn't so great.

J: *laughing* Mmmmhmmm.....yeah, sure, ok!

M: Jinny, knock it off!

A: I can't believe you said that!

C: Well, I hate to be the bad person here, but I kinda do have to agree with Jinny.

Sorriez to anyone who was offended by this. I am not a racist - this is just what the story focuses on. Ok Ker......continue!

okay...lol

Jinny: Look, i didn't mean it to be like that!

M: Well, it sure came out to be like that!

A: Yeah, how dare you!

C: You guys come on. jinny didn't mean it like that!

M: CD, u agree with her! U too are so raciest! (SP)

Cd: Mag, calm down!

*Cap walks in*

Cap: Cases!!! Jinny and Magda u have a grocery store murder in asile 4...*interupted*

M: I am working with Angela for now!!!!

Jinny: *shocked* MAGDA!!!!!

Angela: Yes, thats right!

Cap: Okay, thats u and angelas case. Cd and Jinny u r together?

Cd: Yeah we are!!!

Cap: Ok, *confused* u 2 will do the case with the theif going from Ekerd to Ekerd. (that is happening in my town!!!!!!)

Cd: Great...

Jinny: Fine....

Angeal: Good...

Magda: Awesome...

Cap: *questioned look* So, whats up with u guys?

u go gurl.....and please respond.....

That soooo kicked ass Ker! Isn't Ekerd a drugstore? Scary that someone is robbing it in your town! Here's more....

Angela: Oh nothing, Jinny is just being a bi -

CD: Hey now now!!!!

Jinny: Oh ya wanna say that to my face?

Angela: *gets up, walks over to Jinny and looks her right in the eye* YOU'RE A BI -

Cap: Angela!

Angela: Sorry.

Magda: Well, she's only telling the truth....

Cap: Would somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on here?!

Magda: Jinny and CD are being racist!

Jinny: No we are not!

CD: Yeah, Angela and Magda just took something that Jinny said the wrong way.

Cap: Well, what did you say?

Jinny: We said -

Angela: She said that white people are better than anyone of any other race!

Magda: And CD agreed with her.

Jinny: I did NOT say that!

CD: She just said that white people know what reality is and people of other races....um.....don't.

Cap: That does sound kinda racist. *looks at Jinny disapprovingly* Watch what you say.

Jinny: Sure, Cap.

Cap: *looks at CD* And you better watch what you agree with.

CD: *Nods* Ok.

Cap walks back into her office.

Magda: Come on, Ang, let's go.

Magda and Angela leave but not before glancing at CD and Jinny with disgust.

CD: Come on, Jinny, aisle 4 is calling us.

Jinny: Yeah, ok.

Take it from there chica.......





[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 07-27-2001).]

Awesome story, keep on posting!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

OOOOOOOOOOO Like.This is gr8 post more soon;o)(I would have to go with Angela and Magda,But I do think that Jinny ment it another way but I still am going with Magda
and Angela on this one)

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-28-2001).]

that was really good Morganne!!!!

Cd: Jin remember that we have the theif one and Magda and angela have the alie 4 one!

Jinny: Oh, yes! i forgot. confusing. I am confused about what just happened also!

Cd: I know, u didn't mean it like that!

Jinny: I didn't mean to offend anyone...*looks down*

**~Magdas Car~**

Angela: So, Magda i am glad we have partnered up!

Magda: Jinny it still my partner, just what she said was...wrong.

Angela: Well, we can learn alot from eachother...u knwo we are both a different race!

Magda: Yeah, and...

Angela: We could become great friends! *smiles*

Magda: Um....*interupted*

Angeal: you know we could go to lunch together, shopping togerther, and maybe even get our nails done together!

Magda: *thinks* This is goin to be a long day!!!!!!!

u go now....and thanx for the replys...more the merrier http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Oh my gawd Ker! That was soooo gr8. Thanx for the replies. I didn't think anyone was actually reading it! Here's more.....

*~Jinny's Car~*

Jinny and CD are sitting outside of Ekerd's.

Jinny: Gawd, I'm bored.

CD: You're ALWAYS bored!

Jinny: No.....only when I don't have fun things to entertain me!

CD: You mean alcohol and sex?

Jinny: No! Those aren't the only things that entertain me.

CD: Oh really? Well then tell me, Inspector Exstead, what else entertains you?

Jinny: *thinks for a minute* Uh......alcohol and sex.

CD: That's what I said!

Jinny: Shut up CD!

CD: Sorry! What's your problem?

Jinny: Oh nothing, just that everyone thinks I'm a racist.

CD: No they don't.

Jinny: Yes they do! Magda and Angela think so.

CD: They're just a little upset with the both of us, that's all.

Jinny: *deep sigh* I hope that's all.

CD: Hey look! *points out the window to a man in an orange ski mask walking towards Ekerd's*

Jinny: Let's go!


Sux I know. Continue........

Yes continue this a great story. Write more as soon as you can.

more more more!!!!!

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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!

Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped

Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!

Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are.
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i say kid? Why would i say kid? Man. She said man!

no it was awesome! don't put urself down like that!!

**~Magdas Car~**

(At the store after asking questions they head back to the car)

Magda: so, the owner says that the man that did this was wearin a ornage hockey mask.

Angela: Yup..and he was here 3 hours ago!

**~Erkerds~**

(Jinny and CD follow the man in the orange hockey mask)

Cd: Jinny, what do u think he is doing?

Jinny: Robbing the store!

Cd: But, would if he is goin sking.

Jinny: In San Francisco????

Cd: True!

(follow him inside and he turns around and Draws a gun and holds it to CD's head. Jinny wips out her gun and says freeze SFPD)

Man: U better put that away hunny or u can say goodbye to ur partner!!!

Jinny: I suggest u put the gun down before u say goodnight sir!

Man: *presses gun to CD's head and her gun is take away by him*

Cd: OUCh...

Jinny: Okay...okay...*puts her gun down*

?Man: Now kick it!

Jinny: *kicks it* Now let her go!

Man: *lets her go and collects the guns.* Now evryone sit still it is gunna be a long day!

continue..........

Jinny: Are you ok CD?

CD: Yeah

Jinny: You sure?

CD: *sort of yelling* Yes!

Man: Shut the hell up and lay face down on the ground!

Jinny: NO!

CD: *hits Jinny's shoulder* He has a gun!

Jinny: So? He won't shoot me. He's chicken.

Man: Oh ya wanna bet? *points gun at Jinny*

Jinny: EEK! Okie dokie artichokie. *grabs CD's arm and pulls her to the ground*

~*Magda's Car*~

Magda: Wonder where this guy is now?

Angela: Hey, ya don't suppose he's the one who's been robbing Ekerds?

Magda: *shrugs* I don't know. Maybe?

Angela: Jinny and CD are there now! We should go check.

Magda: We SHOULD.....but we're not gonna.

Angela *shocked* Magda!

Magda: What?! They treated us so badly earlier today!

Angela: But still! They're our co-workers and even more, they're our friends.

Magda: *acting snobby* I'm not friends with racists!

Angela: But that guy is dangerous! What if they need backup?

Magda: I don't know and I don't care!

~*Ekerds*~

Jinny: This floor smells bad!

CD: *muffled* Shuddup.

Jinny: What was that?

CD: Nothing.

Jinny: *shouting* CD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!

Man: Hey little lady! Don't you know the meaning of "shut up"?

Jinny: Well, in transitive senses it means to cause a person to stop talking. In intransitive senses it means to cease writing or speaking.

Man: Who cares?!

Jinny: *stands up* Hey listen, I aint gonna take any crap from an idiot like you!

Man: *coldly* Lay.Back.Down.

Jinny: No! I'm not gonna take orders from YOU!

Man: OH THAT'S IT! *slaps Jinny and she falls to the ground*

CD: Oh my gawd! *crawls over to Jinny* Jinny?! *shakes Jinny's shoulders* Jinny?

Jinny: *squinting* What?

CD: Are you ok?

Jinny: Yeah, I guess. *rubs her forehead*

CD: *Holds up three fingers* How many fingers am I holding up?

Jinny: I have a finger for you.....

Take it from there!





[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 07-30-2001).]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like.No I dont like.
I love it keep posting;o)

that was funny! "I gotta finger 4 u"

ok.....

Cd: Jinny, stop it! He is the one with the gun!

Man: Yeah, i am so get down on the ground or u can clean the ground.

Cd: I will clean it. It is very dirty.

Man: Okay.

Cd: *loks at the casier* Where is the floor cleaner and the mop?

Man: *starts to laugh* No, u can clean it with ur tounge...*cracks up*

CD: Eww, never mind!

Jinny: Don't bother with this jerk.

Man: Yeah, well, u liked to bother with me 3 months ago...Jinny Exstead!

Jinny: What the hell are you talking about?

Man: It's me Jim and we had sex 3 months ago at my parents house...*laughs* remember?

Cd: *looks at Jinny* What is he talking about?

Jinny: EW, u discusting pig. I would never lay a hand on u even if i was drunk! I know better!

Man: Yeah, well, i would lay a hand on u and it is easy to do with the Date-Rape Drug!

CD: What is he talking about Jin?

Jinny: I dunno...*looks worried*

Man: *smirks*

**~Magdas Car~**

(Pull up at Ekerds)

Angela: Isn't that Jinny's Car?

Magda: Yeah, i guess they are still here?

Angela: Well, we are here for our case and they are here for their case. End of story!

Magda: MMMM HUM. We want nothing more nor less.

*they walk in and see Jinny in the right coner of the candy isle and Cd next to her*

Man: *turns around and puills his gun* Hey, u too! Drop ur guns and kick them at me!

Magda: What the....

Man: Now!!!!!!!!

Angela: Mag, first they r racest and now they need our help? What next...

Man: They get shoot if u don't drop the guns and kick them over to me!

Mag and Ang look at eachother to think

continue......

*stands on chair* MORE MORE MORE!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

That was soooo gr8! Here's more......

CD: Guys, just listen to him, PLEASE!

Jinny: *puts hands on hips* NO! Don't listen to him.

CD: For Gawd's sake Jinny, he has a gun!

Jinny: And your point is.....?

CD: *rolls eyes* You're such a nerd nugget.....

Jinny: WhatchootalkinboutCD?!

Man: *grins* I LOVE that show! That Gary Coleman is so.....hey, wait a minute! Why am I being so nice?

Jinny: I dunno.

Man: Whatever, anyway *points to Magda and Angela* kick those guns to me!

Magda: I don't thi -

Man: Hey listen, if you don't then I'm gonna shoot Jinny here.

Magda and Angela give eachother one last glance and then drop their guns and kick them to the man.

Man: *picks up guns* Thanx, now get down facefirst on the floor.....EVERYONE!

Magda, Angela and CD all do as they are told but Jinny continues to stand.

Man: Jinny, get down on the ground NOW!

Jinny: No, I won't. I wanna know about this entire sex thing.

Man: What do you wanna know?! Sex is sex. Do you want me to tell you what happens during sex?

Jinny: I'm just confused....

Man: *grabs Jinny's hair* I'm not even gonna talk about this rite now! Get down on the ground you bitch.

Jinny: Fine, fine, fine! Just let me go.

The man lets Jinny's hair go and pushes her.

Jinny: HEY! Watch it, buddy. You may have all the power right now but when my Captain finds out about this, she'll come and whoop your ass! I'd be careful if I were you cuz she's like the Terminator.

Magda, Angela and CD: SHUT UP!

Go on.........



[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 08-02-2001).]

Jinny: HEY! Watch it, buddy. You may have all the power right now but when my Captain finds out about this, she'll come and whoop your ass! I'd be careful if I were you cuz she's like the Terminator.

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Haha! SoOoOoOo FUNNY! This is GREAT! Post more ASAP!

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

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Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

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Here's a poem that reminds me of Teddy and Jinny:

~<3~ Why I Love You ~<3~

You cheer me up when I am blue,
You make sure that I know just what to do,
Your gentle words and your sweet touch
Are why I love you very much.

~<3~ Isn't that so sweet? ~<3~

~*~<3~*~<3~*~<3~*~<3~*~<3

And this poem that reminds me of Jinny and her Mom:

~*~ I'm always here ~*~

When you sleep, I'm always here.
Don't be afraid, I am near.
Watching over you with lots of love,
I'm your guardian angel from up above!

~*~ OK, That brings tears to my eyes ~*~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I-M address Bixbabe926

That was really really funny! i dunno how i can do better than that????


(All of the sudden Cap comes throught the wall in the Terminator jacket and sunglasses. She says "I'll be back" and runs for it)

NO I AM JUST KIDDING!!!!!

here is the real thing!

Jinny: Well, if u think about it. it is not a lie!

Man: Shut-up and sit down. i am not scared of a women!

Magda: See, i told u ..if we were male cops this would be different. He would be so embarassed right now and...*interupted*

Everyone: Shut-up and don't start!

Man: Alright...Jinny get over here!

Jinny: Oh, now u want me???

Man: *points gun at Magda*

Jinny: Hey watch it1 Thats my partner!

Man: Well, excuse me!!! Get over here or ur partner dies!

Jinny: ok, ok *runs over to him*

(Puts the gun to Jinnys Head and threatens he will kill her if the lady doesn't give him all the money!)

Lady: Well, i don't care about her..shoot her!

*shot goes off and jinny falls to thje ground and doesn't move*

Man: How about now?

Lady: How about ur under arrest? Pulls her gun out and and and and it is Bonnie!!!!!

LOL, just kidding!

Lady: Ok, here u go. *gives him the money*

(magda crawls over to Jinny)

Magda: I am sorry i accused u of being racest. Ur my best friend and i don't wanna lose u and...*jinny groans*

Jinny: That ******* hit me with a stun gun and it hurt like hell!!!!!

Man: Yeah, the are new u shoot it and it shound like a bullet lets out fake blood and makes the person get knowcked out! I like it! You cn get them on e-bay!

Jinny: *touches her head* *feels the fake blood and tastes it* MMMMM, tastes like Cherry!

Man: Yeah, i have all different flavors...*interupted*

Angela: While u guys have ur chat about blood flavors can we go????

*LOL!!!!*

Man: HEll no. Sit down. So ne way...i have strawberry,...*interupted*

*Ben walks in with his classmates for a piece of candy!*

contnue........

Ben: *looks at everyone on the floor and then at the man* Ut-oh!

Man: Shut up you ugly little midgit!

Magda: WHO YOU CALLIN' AN UGLY LITTLE MIDGIT?! THAT'S MY KID!

Jinny: Well, no offense Mag, but your kid IS kinda fugly....

Ben: Mom?!

Magda: Yes, Papi, it's me!

Man: Get in here and sit your ugly little rear on the floor.

Ben: NO! *turns and runs out door right into a telephone pole*

Magda: OH MY GAWD! Ben, are you ok?

Jinny: Oh don't worry Mag, the concrete broke his fall!

CD: Jinny, be quiet.

Angela: Yeah, you're only gonna make things worse!

Man: *runs outside, picks up Ben, carries him into Ekerds and throws him on the ground* Now stay there! And you two *points gun at Ben's friends* get down on the ground, too!

His friends lay down on the floor. Ben starts crying.

Magda: Ben, sweetie, it's gonna be ok. Mommie's here. I love you hunny!

Man: Oh PUHLEEEEZE! I think I'm gonna be sick.

~* 2 Hours Later*~

Angela: *to CD* Gawd, it's so quiet in here. CD? Hey, CD? *shakes CD's shoulders but CD doesn't wake respond* HELLO?!

CD: *mumbling* No Big Bird, I don't wanna do the nasty with you! Hehe, oh you're such a silly, feathery, yellow bird!

Angela: *to Magda* I can't believe she's sleeping.

Magda: I hope Ben's ok over there.

Jinny: *singing* Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer weiner, cuz that is what I've always wanted to be! And if I were an Oscar Myer weiner, than everyone would be in love with me!

Man: Don't you ever shut up, Jinny?

Go ahead......

[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 08-02-2001).]

LOL! Cherrie... LOL! MORE!

okay...lol, that was soooo funny1 i was on the floor!

*Cd wakes up and looks around to see Magda, Ben, Ben's 2 friends, the Man, Cashier Lady...but where was Jinny and Angela???*

(All the sudden she hears Jinny laughing and telling Angela to do it. Finish it! Then she says Go go gogogogogogo*

Cd: Jinny, r u making my partner drink achohl? *screams*

*Jinny and Angela trun around*

Jinny: Do u mind?

Angela: Yeah, *Angela has 15 empty icecream cartons in front of her and almost done with 16*

Cd: Omg, that is sick!

Angela: Hey, i am eating for 2!

CD: ur pregnat?

Jinny: No she is eating for me too! I wasn't hungrey! *smiles*

Man: *yells* Get back over here!

*They all come back in and Angelas face is cover with sticky choclete(sp)*

Man: Ew, u cow!

Lady: Um, ur gunna have to pay 4 all that icecream!

JinnY: Please, she needs change and u don't have ne! *starts laughing at her made up joke*

Magda: No one thought that was funny!

Ben: I did! *laughs*

Magda: Hunny count the sheep...and go to sleep!]

Ben: *sits up an dlooks at Angela* but there is only one cow mom!

Angela: Hey, i told u that i am =eating for 2!

Magda: Sorry Ang...*whispers to Ben* Hunny, that was rude...but true *giggles*

Man: Alright this is getting out of hand! No one talk!

Jinny: But me!

Man: You knopw what i hjave had it up to here with u!!!!

Jinny: Bring it on bitch!

Man: A bitch is a female dog. duh!

Jinny: Yeah and u r a female dog!

Man: Thats it! *runs at Jinny and Jinny trips him. He falls onto of sleeping CD(she went back to sleep) and she doesn't wake up*

Jinny: Wow, what a heavy sleeper!!!

Everyone: Yes, she is! *they all start to do stuff to Cd since she doens't feel it!*

(The put shaving creame, honey, toothepast, shampoo, hair spray, lotion, and conditioner all over her and write LOSER all over her face with differetn shades of eye liner)

Magda: We are so cruel!

Angela: I can't believe she didn't wake up when we took piz and the bright flash went off!

Jinny: Or when u trurned around to walk away frm her and farted right in her face Angela1

Angela: Jinny..i...*Cd moves*

MagdA: OMG....

*CD wakes up*

u go.........

That was soooooo damn hysterical! I'm laughing so hard. Here's more.......

Everyone is staring at CD, smirking.

CD: What? Why are you all lookin' at me?

Ben: Cuz they put stuff all over your face and clothes!

Jinny: You little ***** head! You weren't supposed to tell her.

Ben: *starts crying* I'm sorry!

Jinny: Gawd Ben, you're such a damn baby!

Magda: Jinny, be nice to him!

Jinny: *mocking Ben* Hello, my name is Ben and I still suck my thumb and sleep with a night light! And If you call me a mean name, I will tell my mommy! Oh yeah, and I still wet the bed.

Magda: JINNY!

Ben: *whispering to Magda* You told her that I still wet the bed? You promised you wouldn't.

Man: I still wet the bed.

Everyone looks at him.

Man: What? It's a problem.

Jinny: Yeah, and you're also ugly!

Man: No I'm not! Besides, true beauty is on the inside.

Jinny: That's just something ugly people say.

Angela: Hey CD, let's go raid the candy isle!

CD: Haven't you stolen enough already?!

Angela: *nervously* Uh... I dunno what you're talking about...

CD: Yes you do! You have the entire Hershey's Chocolate Factory in your shirt!

Angela: I do not! *a pack of Reese cups falls out of her shirt* Heh, oopsy daisy!

Jinny: *whispers* So, look at what I stole! *pulls a bottle of Vodka out of her jacket pocket*

Magda: Vodka?

Jinny: Yeah, and this too! *Pulls a winecooler out of her other pocket*

Angela: Oh, a raspberry winecooler! Those are good.

Jinny: And I also took this. *pulls a bottle of beer out of her shirt*

CD: Good gawd! Anything else?

Jinny: Mmmhmm! *pulls a pack of frozen hotdogs out of the sleeve of her jacket*

Angela: Hotdogs?!

Magda: Why in hell did you steal hotdogs?

Jinny: Cuz I haven't had sex in 27 hours and it's killing me! I need something that can do the job half right......

CD: EWWWW! Jinny, that's sick!

Haha I'm soooo corrupted! Proceed, Kerrin......



[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 08-02-2001).]

This is funny!!!!!(LOL)Cherry yum yum.(LOL)
Post more soon.

Yes you are very corrupted... And funny! MORE MORE MORE!

oh damn! hot dogs???? girl that's nasty!!!

yeah, ur really good! That was so funny!

Jinny: What guys! Come on like u neva did this before?

Ben: Mommy, what is she talkin about? I thought u eat hotdogs?

Jinny: Oh, i eat them when i am done!

Everyone: EWWWWWW

Man: Alright everyone shut-up and against the wall!

*Everyone turns and sees a yellow puddle at the mans feet and his pants are wet*

Jinny: *snots and craks up and rolls on the floor* OMG, guys he peed in his pants!!!!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Man: Shut-up! *glars at Jinny*

(No one stops)

Man: *shots Angelas Gun off and it hits her bottle of Vodka* How do u like that?

Jinny: *weeping* OMG, my beautiful baby! *starts licking it off the floor*

Man: Well, blonde..*Cd looks up* actually u have green hair now..they dyed it, but who everu r. now u will have a clean floor! Just like u wanted!

Magda: *pulls jinnys hair to make her get up* Get up...thats sick!

Lady: Actually we clean is every month...better than CVS!!!

Angela: EWWWW, gross!

Lady: Shut-up...ur the gross one that eats like an elephant!

u go.................

EW! Thats nasty!........ But post more soon!!

This is soooo funny!!! Different flavored blood with the stun guns! hehehe!!! And CD's dream was kinda funny too!!!

Can't wait for more you two!

Angela: Oh you want a piece of me?!

Lady: EWWWW! Hell no.

CD: Would you two quit fighting! I'm having a major crisis. My hair is green!

Magda: It doesn't look THAT bad CD.....

Jinny: Yes it does.

Magda: JINNY!

Jinny: Well honesty is always a good thing, isn't it?

CD: *sniffling* It's ok, really. She's just telling the truth.

Jinny: And while we're being honest here, I also wanna tell you that you look like you were brutally beaten with an ugly stick, CD.

Magda: Jinny! Stop it.

CD: *getting mad* Anything else?

Jinny: Well, I can't stand the way you sip your coffee...

Magda hits Jinny on the back and Jinny shuts up.

CD: *sits down on the floor* I guess I'll just spend the rest of my life being ugly.

Man: *walking over to CD, kneeling down and putting his hand on her shoulder* Don't worry, you and me can be ugly together.

CD: I don't think so.

Jinny: Yeah, cuz CD's ugly but you're EWWWGLAY!

Magda: *deep sigh* I'm not even gonna bother trying to shut you up.

Man: Jinny, be quiet! You have no right insulting other people because you're a slut!

Jinny: I AM NOT!

Man: YES YOU ARE! Every man in this store that has slept with Jinny Exstead, raise your hand!

All of the man raise their hands.

Jinny: Mag, am I really a slut?

Magda: Well... I... um...

Jinny: Mag!

Magda: Well I'm sorry Jin but you kinda are!

Jinny: No I'm not. Every woman goes out, gets wasted and sleeps with a new man every night.

Magda: I don't.

Jinny: Well that's cuz you suck.

Magda: No, it's because I have self respect. If you respected yourself, you wouldn't drink and sleep around.

Jinny: Self respect's a bitch!

Angela: *running around store holding a baseball cap* I GOT YOUR HAT! I GOT YOUR HAT! HA HA HA HA HA!

Little Boy: *chasing after her* Give that back!

Angela turns around and shoots him an evil smile and doesn't see that she's heading towards a clear glass freezer door.

CD: ANGELA! Watch out for that.....

Angela runs into the glass freezer door.

CD: Nevermind!

Magda: That's gonna leave a mark.

Jinny: Ah, it's not like anyone will notice. Her huge nose will take the attention off of the rest of her face!

Continue........

You guys are awful!n lol, post more soon!

You guys are horrible, but this fan fic rox! Can't wait for more!

Kate

that was gr8! i loved it! Majorly funny!

Jinny:Fine, well, while we are on the subject of telling the truth...Magda...u have the ugliest birthmark on ur back!!!

Angela: Ouch...that hurt...*laughing*

Magda: *gasps* Jinny u promised never to tell neone about that!

CD: EW, Magda don't touch me!

Magda: Jinny, u ruined me...

Ben: No, i did!

Magda: No, u didn't hunny...

Ben: I am now...once she was in the shower and i walked in and she had a big ass birthmark on her bobby! *all the lil boyz laugh*

Jinny: OMG, *cracks up*

Man: Shut-up, why in the hell are we talking about birthmarks? Magda, can i see it?

Magda: No!!!!!

Man: Okay, just a thought!

Angela: I feel sick u guys!

Lady: WEll, i would be too if i ate the store out of icecream!

Angela: That is so rude!

Ladyt: No, it's true.

Jinny: Yes, and we are tring to be true here!

Everyone: Shut-up!

Jinny: Hey, i cleaned the floor, so get off my back!

(Angela opens a bag of Doritos and starts eating them)

Lady: *rings her up* That'll be 2.99 pleaz!

Jinny: You don't have ne change???

Lady: So, don't u have 3.00 on u?

Magda: Lady, shut-up. This is a hold-up not a sale day!

Angela: *eats more chips* I don't feel good!

Jinny: Jinny to the rescue!!!!*runs to the back and comes back with Peptobismo(sp)*

Angela: Ew, no way am i taking that!

Jinny: Come on...come on...guchi guchi goo!

Angela: I am in my 30s ont my 3's!!!

CD: That didn't make sense! And u guys my hair is falling out!

(Cd';s hair is all over the floor)

Jinny: It was from all that bleach u use in ur hair!!!!

CD: Jinny, how did u know?

Jinny: You just told me! *smiles*

Magda: Thats it...we are all gunna gang up on Jinny!

u go........

Morganne....Kerrin....yall are crazy! *Hotdogs* haha thats hillarious! and Morganne after talkin to u for prolly bout 5 hours straight....i KNOW your crazy...LOL! Post more soon cuz this is GREAT!

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"As any of the local bartenders can tell ya, I'm a sympathetic ear" ~ Jinny Exstead

"Your born and you die pretty much the same person, all the rest is just window dressing" ~ Jinny Exstead

"People...isnt that just the craziest word u ever done heard?" ~ me *LOL*

This is very very funny!

Jinny: NO ONE is ganging up on me! Just keep away.

CD: My hair! My beautiful hair.

Magda: It'll be ok, CD.

CD: I won't be able to go out in public cuz everyone will be looking at my bald head!

Jinny: Don't worry, CD. They won't.

CD: Ya really think so, Jin?

Jinny: I know so! Why would they stare at your bald, shiney head, that won't have any hair on it *pictures CD with no hair and starts laughing* OK CD, maybe they will stare at your head!

Magda: Oh gawsh......

Jinny: *falls over laughing* That's just too funny! CD with no hair. She'll be even uglier than she already is!

CD: That's it! *Gets up, runs over to freezer, grabs some frozen chicken and walks toward Jinny*

Angela: OH! You're gonna make fried chicken?!

Jinny: What are you doing CD?!

CD: *walks up to Jinny and starts beating her with the frozen chicken* TAKE THAT YOU DRUNKEN DEVIL WOMAN!

Jinny: Quit it! That hurts.

Angela: STOP IT! You're gonna ruin that perfectly good chicken.

Man: Oh that's it! *points gun at CD*

CD: EEK! *throws chicken up in the air*

The man puts his finger on the trigger of the gun.

CD: DON'T SHOOT!

Angela: *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Dives out in front of CD*

Magda: Oh my gawd! Angela is gonna take the bullet for CD!

The man pulls the trigger and Angela jumps up and runs for the chicken which is flying in mid air. She catches it and starts hugging it. CD ducks and misses the bullet which is coming in her direction.

Angela: I SAVED IT! Ohhhh my sweet, sweet chicken.

CD: ANGELA! What the hell?! What's more imporant; me or that chicken?

Angela: I think you know the answer to that.

Ben: *stands up and walks over to Magda* I see dead people.

Magda: Ben, sweetie, you ok?

Jinny: What kinda question is that? Of course he's not ok, Mag! That kid has always been fu*ked up.

Ben starts wildly rolling around the floor.

Jinny: Whoa! Whatever kinda drug that boy is on, I want it!

You go........




[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 08-03-2001).]

Geez, post more soon!

Everyone(Me too)Who is reading this/Writing
this has lost their minds!!!!!!!;o)(I kinda like that lol)

LOL, u r so good1 i can't think of as funny things as u!!!

CD: EW...*looks at Angela chomping down the raw chickne*

Angela: No one can have ne, cuz i am not sharing!

Jinny: No body wants ne! To germy!

Cd: Like that floor u licked up wasn't dirty?

Jinny: *glares* Y waste valuable Vodka?

Ben: Jinny, there is a dead man sitting next to u!!!!!

Jinny: I am standing! U loser!

Ben: *sits back down with dissapointment*

Magda: Hunny, it is okay. We will get u help!

(Ben turns his head like in the Exersist)

Jinny: Holy S***, that kid is F***ed up!

Cd: JINNY!!!!!

Ben: I am not Ben....i am Captain!!!!!

Jinny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Lady: Who is Captain?

Jinny: She is the devil himself!!!!

CD: Jinny! She is our boss!

Jinny: Hi i am Captain...wanna play? *chuckie imatation*

Magda: Ew, this is freaky!

lol, ok, i am really crazy and must not continue or i will ruin the fan fic!!!!

That was soooo gr8! Haha. Here's more.....

Ben: Isn't it a wonderful day for an exorcism?

Jinny: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Ben: Intensely.

Jinny: Hehe... oooo... awww...

Magda: Jinny?! WTF?!

Jinny: Do you like to fly, Mag?

Magda: Nah, airplanes aren't my thing.

Jinny: I don't like to fly, either! It hurts my arms. *laughs at her joke*

Angela: *through a mouthful of frozen chicken* That was stupid!

Jinny: Yeah, well you're stupid you... big, uh, stupid head!

CD: Um, ok.

Jinny: Yeah, well there's more from where THAT came from!

Magda: Jinny, you need help.

Jinny: What are you talking about?!

CD: Erm...

Jinny: I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC! I'M NOT!

Magda: Jin, we never said you were but the truth is, you ARE.

Jinny: Nuh-uh!

Angela: Jin, you need help.

CD: We're only telling you this cuz we care about you.

Jinny: Stop it!

Magda: Jin, I love you and I don't wanna lose you!

Jinny: Mag, I'm sorry but I don't swing that way!

Magda: *Rolls eyes* JINNY!

Angela: We just want you to be ok.

Jinny: Come on guys, this isn't an episode of Oprah!

CD: We're just worried about you...

Jinny: QUIT GETTIN' ALL WEIRD ON ME!!!!!

Go.......


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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

[This message has been edited by glitterbabie (edited 08-05-2001).]

LOL! Kerrin got over here and post more!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

HAHAHAHA!!!! Lovin it!

ok..sorry it took me so long...my cousin was up from Flor.

Magda: "Did u ever know that ur m hero?"

CD: "And everything i would like to be"

Amgela: *mouthful* "I can fly higher then an eagle!

Jinny: Ew, Ang u ruined the song.

Ang: Sorry!

Lady: This is so boring!

Man: This is a hold-up!

Lady: It is still boring!

Jinny: Hey, lets take some pix!
*grabs camera*

Lady: Ur gunna havta pay 4...*interupted*

Eveyrone: SHUT_UP!!!!

Jinny: *takes a picture of CD* HaHa, it is a kodak moment!

CD Jinny...u bitch! *goes to run at jinny but slips in the chickens water and fals on her face* OUch, my nose!

Jinny: Marcia Marcia Marcia!!!

Magda: Jan Jan Jan!!!!!

Ang: Sindy Sindy Sindy...*with lisp it sounds like that*

Man: Greg Greg Greg!!!

CD: There was no Greg Greg Greg?

Man: Hey, i know my brady bunch..Yes im greg brady yes im the real brady will the real greg brady pleaz stand up..

Everyone: *sighs*

go........

Yes Im greg brady Yes Im the real brady all you other grag bradys are just imitating so would the real greg brady please stnd up? LOL! That was funny c'mon Morganne, post more soon... I know in which state you live and I kno what you did last summer!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Dana you are weird! I'm soooo glad I'm not as weird as you, yes I'm still weird...just not as weird as you!

Anywayz...love it, this is halarious! (SP)

Hey, being as weird as me is fun! Ya aughta try it sometimes.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Ummm...Dana that's just NOT a good idea for me. I'd prolly die. I'm used to being the little girl who's quiet and gets good grades. Not the wacko one!

Kate

Hahahaha! Here's more...

Suddenly, a Penguin comes walking in.

Man: What the -

Jinny: HE HAS ARRIVED!

Magda: Jinny, what are you talking about?

Jinny: *gets down on knees and waves hands in the air* Hail o mighty penguin!

Angie: Uh?

CD: What the hell?!

Ben: LOOK! A Penguin!

Jinny: SILENCE YOU YOUNG, HIDEOUS BEAST CHILD!!!

Man: Hey Penguin, shouldn't you be in the North Pole?

Penguin: Penguin.

Jinny: THE ALL MIGHTY PENGUIN HAS SPOKEN!

CD: It's the alcohol.

Penguin: Penguin.

Jinny: He is so wise!

CD: He's an animal!

Angie: He's a penguin!

Jinny: DON'T YOU DISRESPECT THE PENGUIN!

Penguin: Penguin.

Take it from there...



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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

ok????? that went a lil to far...but this is an awesome fanfic!

Jinny: I like the pengions white side that best! *smiles*

Angela: <Whats that supposed to mena?

Magda" Yeah, that white is better then black?

CD: Plz don't get into this again. It is over!

Angela: No, i forgot, but this is important and i want to settle it.

Jinny: Fine, i like both sides of the pengin. is that better?

Angela: No...

CD: Look, we are not racist. WE are just speaking our opinions. And she didsn't mean it the way u took it. She meant...look we explained it already.

Man: R we fighting ladys?

Lady: I am not...

Division gals: YES!!!

Man: Should i get some meow mix?

Jinny: u sound like Mrs. Garrett! (lol)

(Kate walks in)

Kate: What is everyone doing here?

Man: *gun* Get down on the ground!

Kate: I just needed some tums!

Man: Get down!

Kate: *walks up to him and sprays pepper spray in his eyes*

ur trun!!!!!

lol that was gr8! Here's more...

Man: OW! OW! OW!

Kate: Give me your gun *grabs gun away from him*.

Man: My eyes! Owwwwww!

Jinny: Quit crying!

Man: It's my hostage situation and I'll cry if I want to!

Kate: You're under arrest.

Man: Damnit! The law's a bitch.

Angie: Jinny, let's talk more about your racism.

Jinny: I'm NOT a racist!

Magda: Jin, come on, just admit it.

CD: Stop it you two!

Jinny: Ok, If I were on a bus and had a choice between sitting next to a white person or next to a black person, I'd sit next to the white person. But that's only because I'm like that. I'm not racist, though.

Angie: *Kinda crying* Yeah, ok...

CD: Angela, are you ok?

Angie: Yeah, I was just thinking about how cruel people were to me whenever I was little. At school, kids called me racist names and spat on me - all because of my skin color.

Jinny: Angela, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Magda: Same kinda stuff happened to me. Once, at school, when I went to sit next to this girl at lunch, she told me to go away because she didn't sit next to "dark skinned freaks". I mean, that REALLY hurt my feelings.

Jinny: Oh my gawd you two, I am sorry!

CD: Me too.

Ok, got serious there! Go...

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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

okay...

Angela: Yeah, well, its a lil late!

Kate: Will u 4 stop fighting and help me arrest this punk?

Jinny: Um...no

Cd: no

Magda: no

Angela:YEs, sorry Captain!

Cd: ur such a suck up!!!!!

Angela: A sick suck up! *runs out of the room to throw up all her icecream!*

Lady: *fileing her nails and chewing gum* Um, can i go now? My shirft is over!

Jinny: Look lady, ur realy annoying and i think im gunna arrest u for that!

Lady: *shuts up*

Kate: My pepper spray came in handy!

*looks down and the guy had run away while everyone was fighting*

ur turn!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on gurl...i am waiting!

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Come on gurl...i am waiting!


sTILL WAITING! GETTING ANGRY...LOL