well since i am "minory" insane i qualify for writing a fan fic with dana...so here it goes!

::Jinny walks into singing and keep in mind its the middle of July and scorching hot*not sure when its really hot in San Fran*::

Jinny: "So clunk the chimmney turn on the brighest string lights i've ever seen for we need a lil christmas right this very minuet need a little christmas now...."

Kate: Exstead ur late...

Jinny: no...duh!

Kate: and the reason being

Jinny: u see i started thinking to my self why is it that all the good hoilday gifts are gone when i get them? then i realized its because i always get them so late, so i decided to change and buy people there hoilday gifts when no one in their right mind would...

Angela: so is it offical, she has gone insane?

Jinny: oooOooOooO Angiepookie queen of Beans and goddess of the tolits, whachayoutalkingabout?

CD*does a snort laugh(i do those all the time at camp...i miss camp)*: Jinny what exactly was in ur drink

::Jinny turns on real loud music and its the beastie boys(more spacificly "fight for ur right to party"::

Kate: whats that noise?!

Jinny: "o mom ur just jealous its the beastie boys!"

Magda: ....

MWAHAAAA!

Magda: Oookaaay.. Jin... You on any new medication?

Jinny: Only the illegal stuff! *starts flipping radio stations really fast and stops at one* OMG! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SONG! *sways back and fouth and sings it* I am the good prince Lancelot, I love too sing a dance alot.

Capt: Uhh, yeah Jin...

Jinny: Hush you evil Moo Cow! MOOOOOOOO!

Capt: I am not a moo cow....

Jinny: Yes you are missy Moo! *long pause* PENGUINS! NOOOOO! THEY"RE EVERYWHERE!!!! Make it stop! Please! *falls down*

Angela: What penguins!?

Jinny: The ones that tell me too do bad things too people... Grrr... The evil penguins... DOWN WITH YOU!!!!!!!! KILL MR PENGUIN!

CD: Ummm...

Jinny: *Pins CD onto onto the ground* DOWN WITH YOU YOU PENGUIN. *rolls off and gets this happy look on her face* Drink Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Caffeine Free!

Ur turn!


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Oh geez, this is gonna be scary. (Just like most of your fan fics Dana!)

O gawd...Dana u have completely lost ur damn mind and whats said is ur bringin Hockeybabe down with ya!

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

great stuff dana straight up!


Jinny: oooo Angiepookie queen of beans and goddess of tolites come here, I hafta to tell ya a secert...

::Angela reluctently goes to Jinny::

Jinny:*whispers loudly* u think im gorgeous u want to kiss me, u want to date me...u want to love me

Angela: Jinny i know its gonna be hard for you but there are other fishes in the sea and im a married woman and it wont work

::mail man comes::

Jinny: MAIL!! WHEN THE MAIL COMES I WANNA WAIL MAIL TIME!!!

CD: omg u were watching blues clues too?! SOOO SWEET!

Kate: oook right...so anywhoos cases my peeps..Jinny-Magda at 7/11 someone stole the Xtermly gulp of Chris Nick and he wants it back...

Jinny: QUIET U OF EVIL FRUIT FLYS!!!

Angela: u know i use to like someone named chris and i like someone named nick now...

Kate: Angiepookie- i MEAN Angela arent u married...?

Angela: o ya i knew i was forgetting something, but when u wake up in bed with a different man each morning u sorta forget...

Magda: i need to tell u the truth...

Jinny: One time at band camp

::some weird old looking, elagant lady walks in::

Jinny: whoa there what planet did this lady drop outa

Lady: actully its a country called Genova and im the Queen and im looking for Jinny Exstead...

Magda: why is she wanted there too

Jinny: im Jinny

Lady: u are the Princess of Genova...

Jinny: shut up!

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*~~**~Katie~**~~*

LOL!

Lady: Its true my little fruit.

Jinny: I'm not a fruit.

Angea: Yes she is!

Jinny: I am not a fruit!

Angea: Yes you...

Jinny: HUSH UP FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUITY!

Lady: Whateva! But truely, you are princess little fruit.

Jinny: *leaps on desk and dances aroung* I'M princess I'm princess! Its my birfday! Its my birfday! Not really but party any... *slipps on big pencil and falls off desk* OH THE PAIN! THE AGONY! The.... Stubbed... Toe!

Cap: Oh shut up.

Jinny: *runs around flailing arms around* MOO MOO MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! *points too Captain* You bird!

Cap: Hey, look, I'm a bird now!..... Go figure.

Jinny: LAAAAAAAAAAALALALAAA! Lalala! Lalla! Mwahaha! Lalala! *starts singing Destinys Child's song "Nasty Girl"* Nasty put some clothes on I tod ya don't walk out ya house without ya clothes on I told ya!

CD: Yeah Jinny! SING IT!

Magda: Did you ever see that movie about the cop who lost her mind and killed everyone?

Jinny: *draws her Gun* 47 times! AAAAHAHAAAA!

Ur turn!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I've deicded somthing.... I'm a Kana! That mean (Kaley and Dana combined! Do I count as clinically insane? Huh, do I???????? Danapookie Queen of Squash Goddess of Wine GLasses??????? Huh????? Maybe I should do one like this w/ someone else like Danielle who will soon be a Kana too!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

Oh my gawd! This sOoOoOo rox! Hey Dana... the penguins have been talking to me again! Telling me to do baaaaaaad things. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin.

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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

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Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

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Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

awesome job! heres more..

::Jinny is lost and all thought and points the gun at a stuff animal on Angelas desk::

Jinny: i wonder what this button does..

::big blast::

Jinny: oppps, did i do that?

Angela: FRUIT HOW COULD U?!! THAT WAS MR BOGENALS, MY FAVORITE STUFF ANIMAL OF ALL TIME::starts to cry loudly::

Jinny: as the princess of Genova i order you to shushamulsha!

Kate: FRUIT, SHUT UP? I AM STILL UR BOSS CUZ WE ARE IN AMERICA AND NOT FREAKIN' GENOVA!! NOW U AND ANGELA KISS AND MAKE UP

Jinny: if i hafta..

Angela: ewwew fruity pooty no!!!

CD: and on their fram there was a cow EIEIEIO with a MOO MOO THERE AND A MOO MOO HERE, THERE A MOO HERE A MOO EVREYWHERE A MOO MOO!

Lady: who you like your lessons to become a princess..

Jinny: ahhh shucks lady, thats preety neato..under one condition she can have a makeover...(points to kate)

Kate:..........

Uh, I'm thinkin' that CD's loosing her mind too?

Kate

PS This really rox!

This is wonderfull! People are compareing themselves too my insanity! MWAHAAAA!

Kate: I think I'll pass on that one...

Jinny: Oh! NO NO NO! Katie Waity! You need it to get rid of all that ugly wugly hair... WE SHALL MAKE IT BLUE!

Kate: I don't want blue hair...

Jinny: Hush you evil bird of evil MOO MOO's and Cafluffles!

Angela: *falls of chair crying* You killed Mr Bogenals! WHY!?!? WHY!?!? WHY HAVE YOU COMITTED SUCH A HORRIBLE CRIME!?

Jinny: Because I bought an elaphant last night.

Angela: What the hell does that have to do with killing my pet!

Jinny: Wanna see my elaphant??? Its just a baby, its in my car!

Kate: If I look at the elaphant can we not dye my hair blue?

Jinny: No were dyin ur hair blue no matter what. *runs outsode and comes back riding an elaphant that is WAY too big for her car* Don't you loooooooooooooooove him???

CD: Oh he is such a cutie patootie! Hes the cutest Giraffe I have ever seen!

Jinny: Hes not a giraffe hes a Akabaloo!

Ur turn.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif This is tooooo great!!!!! Go for 11 pages like Drunk! BTW, check out my new siggy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif It kicks!

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Okay, so, I'm not an Off Topic Sidekick Trainee anymore... I'm a Kana! That mean I'm Kaley and Dana combined! LIMBO! And I'm trying to convert people to Kanaism because being crazy's fun and fun's fun! Isn't crazy fun? Fun's fun! Isn't fun fun!!!! Lol... I'm going now! *L*

Come on all! Kanaism is fun! Isnt fun fun? Fun is fun because fun is fun and fun is fun because fun is fun!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Jinny: but anywhooooooos capt. jump on up and we will give u that makeover u deprertly need...

::kate jumps up::

CD: BOO!!

::kate falls off and falls on her butt::

Jinny: good job queen of hurting evil capt. ive trained u well my good flower

Kate: EVERYONE OUT NOW!!! MY BUTT HURTS AND IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE SHANAGINS!

Angela: but what bout Mr. Bogenals??!

Jinny: im a princess and i can do what i want no kate would u like pink poka dots in ur hair as well...

CD: HMMM...I am thinking a blue perm sorta like blairs on fol just blue and pink poka dots...

::Kate, old lady, and jinny go to make over place::

Kate: its a bowling alley...?

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*~~**~Katie~**~~*

Lady: Its not only a Bowling alley! Its a Bowling Salon!

Kate: A Bowling... Salon?

Lady: Yes you can bowl and get your hair done at the same time!

Jinny: *gasps* They have a bluuuuuue ball! *runs over and picks up bowling ball and kisses it* Oh my cute little bluuuuuuue ball...

Kate: Jinny that ball is orange... And ugly..

Jinny: *covers the balls ears.. which arent really there* Hush! You'll hurt its feelings... Aww! You made it cry!

Kate: Jinny bowling balls cant cry.

Jinny: Well Bluuuuuuuuuuue bowling balls can!

Kate: Mmm hmm... *while jinny kisses the bowling ball* So where do people get their hair done in here?

Lady: Right here... POOF! *A door oipens and theres a salon in the back*

Kate: Oh..... Great.

Jinny: *throws ball in air* Time for blue hair! Woth polka dots and a Warnsey perm!

Kate: Oh gawd!

Ur turn!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Haha..its funny

::the bowling comes down on jinny and knocks her down and out cold. Kate sees her chance to escape and as shes running Jinny sticks out her leg and capt. trips in goes into a trashcan::

Capt: A little help...!!! Jinny when i get outta this can its u whos going be in deep garbage!!

::a little later Jinny is talking in her sleep, so shes really not out cold, capt. is still in the trash and the lady is bowling::

Jinny: ladys and gentle this is mambo number 5!!!

Capt: jinny if ur up get me outta her or its ur butt that will be in the can

Jinny: to me flirting is just like a sport...

*Meanwhile at the division*

Magda: since im the only sane person im going to the bathroom

Angela: wht bout me...shhh its ok mr. bogenals ill take u to the docotors and he'll make u all better

Magda: umm hmm

::goes to bathroom and for some reason the tolite seats up and like in ally mcbeal magda gets stuck::

Magda: CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CD comes rushing in*

CD:........

CD:............ Aha..... *treis not too laugh* Hi... *hysterically laughs*

Magda: This is soooooooooooooo not funny.

CD: yes it is!

::Back at Bowling salon::

Jinny: Give it too me Baby, uh huh uh huh...

Kate: GET UP!! WAKE UP!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Jinny: No Mommy I don't wanna go too the land of the penguins... I wanna stay home and slay vampires with you.

Kate: .......... Yyyeah... AM I the only sane person in here?

Jinny: Moo moo moo moo MOO!

Kate: That answeres my question.

Jinny: DOWN WITH YOU YOU PENGUIN! Hey... DId you know the vampire layer is a robot?

Kate: Oh great, now she thinks shes glory from Buffy...

Jinny: ..................... PENGUIN MOO!

Kate: JINNY!!!!!!

Jinny: *wakes up* Hmm, did you say something?

Kate: Could you help me?

Jinny: With what?

Kate: I'm stuck in a garbage can you stupid ass!

Jinny: Yeah I know. What do you need help with.

Kate: Could you get me out of here!?

Jinny: Why?

Kate: BECAUSE ITS A GARBAGE CAN!!!!

Jinny: So? I always get stuck in garbage cans.

Kate: Why does that not surprise me?

Ur turn.


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Jinny: why would u wanna get out?

Kate: hmmmmm i dont know cuz i smell like crap and are covered with garbage...

Jinny: uhhhh whats ur point

Kate: get me outta here or its ur badage

Jinny: ok ill help ya(takes a picture of her)

Kate: u better give me that pic

Jinny: no

Kate: yes

Jinny: poopy head u cant talk cuz ur garbage can and im not

Kate: do i hafta loosen some teeth?

Jinny: o ya im scared of Jo Polniaczek

::back to division::

CD: angela, come quick and bring a camera!!

Angela: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Magda u know ur stuck in the tolite dont u?

Magda: uhh what does it look like!

CD: say cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geez......

Magda: NOOO! *they take picture* Ok now I hate you.

Angela: Thats nice.

Magda: Help me please!

Angela: Will you drive me and Mr Bogenials too the hospital?

Magda: YES YES YES! Just help me here! *They help her and Angeka goes and gets the penguin and comes back* Ok were ready!

Magda: You don't seriosely want me too take you too a hospital do you???

Angela: Yes I do!

Magda: Ummm... *Angela pulls her out and Mag is forced too take her too the hospital and the emergancy room is FULL of stuffed animals and there are stuffed animals in wheelchairs and on gurneys.*

Angela: oh thank god were here! Somebody help! My baby was shot!

Doctor: OMG! Nurse get a gurney! *they bring one over*

Magda: Omg... This is screwed up.

Doctor: Do you know his blood type?

Angela: O negative.

Magda: Its a stuffed animal it doesn't have blood!!!

Doctor: Ok... *they go into room 24*

Magda: This I just don't understand.

**At salon bowling ball.. w/e**

Kate: Please Jin... If you get me out i'll make you Captain!

Jinny: Really!?

Kate: YES!

Jinny: Can I take that as a verbal agreement???

Kate: YES!!!

Jinny: Ok. *gets her out* Ok I'mn captian now.

Kate: Nope.

Jinny: WHAT!? We had a verbal agreement!

Kate: I'll just say ur lying about it!

Jinny: *pulls out tape recorder* I RECORDED IT!

Kate: ............ Crap.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Jinny: its my birthday oooo its my birthday!!!

Kate: what the he*l is going on? how did this happen?

Lady: enough time for questions later, its time to do your hair!!

Jinny: i am like a bird i wanna fly away!!!

Kate: please someone slap me!!!!

::hospital::

Doctors come out

doctor: reide

Angela: how bad is it doctor?

Doctor: well mr. bogenals lost a lot of blood and needs some blood donors and we are very lucky that it missed his heart

Angela: doc-where can we go to donate blood

Magda: we?!!

Angela: remember who has the picture...thats what i thought...

Magda: right, right we!

Angela: wewe!

::back to bowling place::

Jinny: lemme bowl for a new look pweeeeeease!!1

Lady: oooOOoOooO ITS MAGIC!!! u know...

Doctor: Anyway, its right down the hall and too the left. You can donate blood there... Kakie Dakies?

Magda: ok. *thinking* *I cant believe I'm donateing blood too a stuffed bird.*

Angela: Thank you. *they go down the hall and into the room and Angelas blood type is B positive but Magdas matches the bird*

Magda: I have too give blood too the toy bird don't I?

Angela: PICTURE!

Magda: OK OK! I will...

**At bowling place**

Kate: *just got hair done and has eyes closed praying that it doesn't look REALLY bad*

Hiar Stylist Dude: *in a vally girl voice* Ya hairs all done hun. *turns her toward mirror.*

Kate: *Sees blue hair with pink polka dots and a poodle perm*....................... *staresfor 30 seconds* Is this permanant?

Hair Dude: yep.

Kate: *smiles* oh, Ok............... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHH! HELP ME!!! AHHHHHHHHH! NOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jinny: Oh! Katie waity it looks soo goody woody!

Kate: DON'T YOU EVER TALK TOO ME AGAIN EXSTEAD!!!

Jinny: thats captian too you... Inspector....

Kate: Sorry ma'am.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ur turn!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Captain:*looks up* WHY ME?!! WHAT DID I EVER DO!!!

Jinny: as your commanding officer i order u to dance like a fool!!!

Captain: no!

Jinny: do it...

Captain: fine!!!!!!!!!!*does a little dance*

Jinny: word!!!!

Captain: so as your inspector i say u should get ur hair done like mine!

Jinny: mooooooooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooo
IM A DUCK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOO

Captain: and im Blair Warner

Jinny: keep dreaming!

*hospital*

Angela: o mr boganals ur so brave, it will be alright, dont worry mommys here

Magda: the world has gone insane

*just then santa walks in*

Santa: hohohoho MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Magda: its july...

Santa: come and sit on santas lap and tell him what u want

Angela: hey ur not santa ur...............


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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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"I'm jaded and judgemental. I can't imagine why."
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Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.
***~~!!kATie!!~~***

Angela: KING PENGUIN!

Magda: What the hell is a king penguin?

Penguin: Penguin.

Magda: I didn't know penguins could say penguin...

Penguin: Penguin,

Angela: Hush you penguin disrespecting mush head! Oh penguin, please make it so my Mr Bogenials is ok!!!

Penguin: Penguin. *waddles out* Penguin.

Mr Bogenials: *Wakes up... (don't even ask me how a toy wakes up)*

Angela: HES ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! ITS A MIRICLE! *leaps on table* A BLOODY MIRACLE!!!

Magda: How can you tell if hes dead or alive???

Angela: HUSH MOOER!

Magda: Whats a mooer?

Angela: Do you always ask so many questions!?!?!?!?!?

Magda: Because either the entire worl has gone crazy or I have lost my mind and I'm trying too figure out which has happened!!!!

**At bowling salon**

Jinny: *too the tune of green acres*MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO! MOOMOO! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO! MOOMOO!

Captain: Jin stop mooin...

*angela and Magda come in*

Angela: ITS A MIRICLE! MR BOGENIALS IS AAAAAAALIVE!

Magda: OH THATS IT! I'm sick of hearing about that toy. *grabs mr b.* ya hear that stuffed freak! IMMA KILL YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR! *litterally bites Mr B.s head off and spits it into corner* MWAHAHAAAAAA! AAAAHAHA! Take that! *steps on Mr B.* AAAAHAHAAAA!

ur turn.


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

Hahaha... this kicks ass! YaY for the Penguins!

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~* glitterbabie *~

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Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight?

Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown.

Dave: You killed the clown?

Carter: No.

Abby: Didn’t save him.

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Carter: You know what? Stop it.

Abby: What?

Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you.

Abby: Why not?

Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me.

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Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody!

*Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

I just realized how utterly sick and twisted that last line was....

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

this is so funny can i join the kanaist group b/c fun is fun and fun is fun. i can't wait for more of the moooing and the penguin. lol

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-colleen-
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jinny: who in the hell are you?
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JO rocks!!!!!!!!
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J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth!
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AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo

Okay, now y'all know that you have to post more, right! Post more or the evil bats will attack you I say!!!! I will summon the evil bats and their sidekicks the evil........... POLAR BEARS!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes, come with us into Kana Land!!! We'll have soooo much fun!!!! Now, Don't make me summon the evil bats and polar bears.

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Okay, so, I'm not an Off Topic Sidekick Trainee anymore... I'm a Kana! That mean I'm Kaley and Dana combined! LIMBO! And I'm trying to convert people to Kanaism because being crazy's fun and fun's fun! Isn't crazy fun? Fun's fun! Isn't fun fun!!!! Lol... I'm going now! *L*