ok i am really bored but not in a mood to add more to my other fan fic bcuz im in a strange mood so this isa really strang fan fic- i dont think it would really qualify for a fan fic though

Jinny walks into the division

Jinny:Oh Romeo give me a chance
Lil "Ut, Uh" Tia I don't need a girlfriend
Walk me home from school anyway
(Ha Ha) Okay
Oh Romeo the cutest boy I know
I know I know
So let me be your girlfriend

(Magda and CD exchange weird glances)

Magda: Jin hun i thought u said u were cutting back on the drinks

(Angela walks in)

Angela:If you want to find all the cops,
They're hanging out in the donut shop.
They sing and dance (Oh-Way-Oh)
They spin their clock and cruise on down the block

CD: omg, whatever it is jinny gave it to Angela

Magda: I love the bangles! wow u wouldnt think that Angela likes bangles?

CD: wow everyone has gone insane

(Kate walks out wearing an ugly yellow suit)

Jinny: wow someone needs to call the fashion police hah does this mean i can arrest her now?

Kate:cases everyone...

sry so short i g2g ill add more and remember girls just wannna have fun!!!


hey mickey!!!

some reply to weird beginning

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

who is that boy?

I dont know but he sure is hot;o)
Gr8 story so far post more soon

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Jinny:This Is Who I am.

*YeeHaw!*

it is a grand start bay bay


pleeze pleez got to my home page
www.expage.com/caredaspage (http://www.expage.com/caredaspage) and sign my guest book and take my mini quiz preeze i wuv oo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wave.gif

ok ill add a little more and the boy is Jared P_____(dont know his last name but i t begins with a P but he played Dean on gilmore girls)

Kate: CD and Angela this is a really tough case thats been with the FBI for months that want to know if someone here can handle it, and it is Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar in the center of San Fransico park..

(Jinny like does a snort laugh)

Jinny: and i thought my dog case was weird

Kate: Exstead, Ramerize there is a teen from MA who was recently arrested from MA for putting shopping carts in the middle of the street and we have agreed with MA to supply cops back in MA to invastagate and also you have an ADA coming(hands them stuff) heres i nfo bout the town

Magda(mummbles under her breath):and i thought the cookie case was weird...

sorry brb more in a sec

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

ok heres a little more and someone please reply u rock people who did reply~

(Magda, Teddy, Jinny are on the plane and the stwerdest comes over)

Stewardest: We are serving Reeses for breakfast...

Jinny: candy for breakfast?

Teddy: No reeses puffs cereal which is part of a complete breakfast...

(Coyote Ugly comes on as the movie)

Jinny: I've always wanted to be a coyote...

Magda: you would make a very good one too...

((After a lot of PEPSI(not coke) jinny has to use the restrooms and Magda is reading the info bout the town called Readam)

Magda: UH-o

Teddy: what?

Magda: Jinny isnt going to like this...

Teddy: wht?!

Magda: it says that Readham is one of the only dry towns left in the state...

(cd and maga stop a random person on the street)

CD: who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Woman: not me..

Angela: then who...

Woman*points to really hot guy like hmmm the person in the pic in my sig.* him! and sprints away....

please people reply~thanks

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

Weird. Funny. Weird.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

LOL great! keep going!

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Teddy: What are you afriad of? Your afriad I'll break your heart.

Jinny: Teddy, I would roll over you like Grant took Richmond.

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Jinny: Why don't you let me tell you a little about my family. See, I never really had a birthday party, unless of course you WANNA count my 15th, where my father showed up for cake plastered and in his underwear! Oh, ya. by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because sadly 6 months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!

Teddy: Jinny, my God!

Jinny: As for my brother, ya, John. See, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white and straight! And, as for me, a few weeks ago, when, ah, I had that nutcase after me, I made a list of all the guys that I've slept with in the past two years...I couldn't remember some of their names.

Teddy: Stop!

Jinny: You know what? THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS MY FAMILY. C'mon. It's your turn. You go ahead...flash that all American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter....it doesn't change anything.....Ya, that's what I thought!

Jinny's life.

http://thedivisionepisodepics.homestead.com/files/JinTeddy1.JPG

LOL I Love it!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny:This Is Who I am.

*YeeHaw!*

chica.. you are cool. keep posting! (i know you are right now actually, but i thought i'd say it anywayz.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif lol

~*~jenn~*~

ok so it is a little strange but heres more

(Jinny is back)

Jinny: so what i miss? guys wht i miss?

Magda: this is wht they said:
Girl: Can I ask you something?
Lil: What?
Girl: What does Coyote Ugly mean?
Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.
Girl: My God. Well, why would you name your bar after something like that?
Lil: Oh, 'cause Cheers was taken.

Jinny: o ive been through that(looks at teddy)

Teddy: what did i do?

Jinny: Nothing my preety ahahahhaha!

Magda: Jinny I have to tell you something

Jinny: si, mi amiga?

Magda: no, jinny habla ingles...

Jinny: yes, my friend

Magda: The town we are going to is dry..

Jinny: WHT!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!

mAGDA: we can always go to boston...

Jinny: i hate boston, it has all those colleges u cant get into like harvard, Bc and even sometimes BU!!!!!!

mAGDA:*sees jinny hyperventalating* Jinny hun are u going to be alright

Jinny: One time at band camp...

Teddy: .....................

*back to cd and angela*

CD: excuse me sir, do you know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Dean: Lorelai Gilmore, she knows

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

LOL!!! one time.. at band camp... ROTFLMAO! heehee. how are ya cindy lauper?

~*~jenn~*~

omg jenn i was gonna add that in but i forgot so that will be the next movie and tHis is cindy signing out for now! cya people and ill add more later

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

This is different, but I like it! I'm laughing my head off at C.D. and Angela's "case"! This has really brightened my day. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

omg, you have soooo cheered me up! first with the *******z and then with this! keep goin! it kicks, gurl!

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"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrong doings. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."
1 Corinthians 13: 4-7

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Forget about milk! The correct question to ask is, "Got God?"

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

this is well...um...interesting? LOL, but i like it, finish it! i wanna see where it goes, and i'll be damned if i let the fool who stole the cookies from the cookie jar get away!! lol, jk!

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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple.

Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped


Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!

Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i saw kid? Why would i say kid? Man, she said man!

ok i am listening to bangles so i think should get me in the mood!!Ok if the next part isnt as good im going try and re do it but here it is!! thank you soooo much for all comments!

:::scene fades to jinny and crew on plane:::

Jinny: "o mickey wht a preety u take me by the heart when take me by the hand"-

Teddy: OMG!! i cant take it not another song from the 80's!?least your not quoting facts- nothing Magda how do you deal with her?

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftakes out ear plugs)Teddy did you say something?

Teddy: nevermind

Jinny: "she looked at me and said hold me darling just a little longer"

Teddy: least shes singing pearl jam

::Jinny gets up::

Jinny: ok everyone you are a bunch of tired people you gotta have more fun, come on lets sing theme songs!!!"Here we are face to face a couple of-

(Teddy and Magda Pull her and hancuffs her to the chair hand and put tape (tons i might add) over her mouth and after this everyone is clapping loudly!!!)

Teddy: thats better

Magda: Sorry everyone for the inconvince, Teddy, we are definitly getting her help when she goes home

Teddy: agreed!

:::Scene back to CD and Angela:::

They reach the Gilmore House and knock on the door and a young girl about 16 opens the door

Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore: can I help you?

CD: yes we are looking for Lorelai gilmore..

(Lorelai Gilmore comes down the stairs)

Lorelai: Rory hun whos at the door?

Angela: Excuse me we are looking for Lorelai gilmore...

Lorelai: which one? Me or Lorelai "Rory" gilmore

CD: Well do either of you happen to know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Lorelai and Rory: Wasnt me!

Angela: then who..

Lorelai: i bet it was a girl that Kate McCafferty I went to school with the girl she was a beast!

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

This is sooooooo funny.

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http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/folfanfictionmessageboard.jpg

thanks for the comment, heres more

CD: tell me this Kate McCafferty what does she look like? and do you have any idea where we can find her?

Lorelai: she had curly hair, approximently shoulder lengh, and its annoying redish-brown color weird looking, bad fashinon-

Angela: yes and what do you think she might be doing?

:::Heres a chicken making weird chicken noises:::

CD:what was that?

Lorelai: nothing...(same noise again)

Angela: I heard it too...

Lorelai: thats just rory she does that when shes scared or see ugly people

(Rory starts making weird noises)

:::::: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifn the plane with jinny and co::::::::

Jinny is tied up but finally managed to get the tape of her mouth

Jinny:OOOUCHH!! why did you do this me??!! Magda your my partner and teddy your my partner in ya no.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Magda: well maybe if you shut up for a sec we would have and...

Jinny is starting to do the macaranna and sing maddona songs then the stewrdest comes on the speaker and says next movie playing is AMERICAN PIE!!

Jinny: omg i like memorized this movie, i love this movie, omg omg omg omg!!!!!OMG!

Teddy: one more OMG! and im gonna beat her, Magda please dont charge me for bf abuse-cuz we no u want to her too...

Magda: Agreed!

Jinny: One at band camp we played spin the bottle and i had to kiss this kid mark webber on the lips and everyone was laughing but i didnt care cuz it was soo funny and Another time at band I stuck a flute-

Magda: jinny stop there...

JINNY: AHAHAHAHHA NO BODY MOVE I HAVE A BOMB

(Jinny lets out the largest and smellest fart ever)

Teddy: Jinny!!!!!!!!

Jinny: i told you i had a bomb! fart bomb!!


ALL COMMENTS NEEDED http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif THANKS!

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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.

http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

Your as crazy as me and Kaley! And as funny too! I congratulate you. Now write more... One time at band camp... LOL!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

NancyJoJinny wow thanks so much for the compliment!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif i will add more tomorrow!!

OMG this is so so funny!!!!!!I love it!!!!!!!
MORE!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif
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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl.
-Good Girl.

Originally posted by hockeybabe528:

Jinny is starting to do the macaranna and sing maddona songs then the stewrdest comes on the speaker and says next movie playing is AMERICAN PIE!!


ROTFLMAO. you put me in there! lol. keep going, keep going!!!!

M.

LOL you have to keep going, this is SoOoOo funny!

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Teddy: What are you afriad of? Your afriad I'll break your heart.

Jinny: Teddy, I would roll over you like Grant took Richmond.

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Jinny: Why don't you let me tell you a little about my family. See, I never really had a birthday party, unless of course you WANNA count my 15th, where my father showed up for cake plastered and in his underwear! Oh, ya. by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because sadly 6 months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!

Teddy: Jinny, my God!

Jinny: As for my brother, ya, John. See, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white and straight! And, as for me, a few weeks ago, when, ah, I had that nutcase after me, I made a list of all the guys that I've slept with in the past two years...I couldn't remember some of their names.

Teddy: Stop!

Jinny: You know what? THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS MY FAMILY. C'mon. It's your turn. You go ahead...flash that all American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter....it doesn't change anything.....Ya, that's what I thought!

Jinny's life.

http://thedivisionepisodepics.homestead.com/files/JinTeddy1.JPG

hey thanks everyone for the nice comments! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif i know the division characters wouldnt act like this i am just having fun with it~ but im at my moms work right now and ill add more when i get home later...keep reading and replaying thanks and if u have any outragous idea email me~ and dont worry i would give you full cerdit~

cya,
Keightee*thats how im going spell my name no
-Jessy(ROTFLMAO last nights chats)
-Cindy L.(hey madonna a.k.a. jenn)

Holy Smokes! This is the funniest fan fic I've eva read! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif :lol
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Lisa :rotflmao:

Check out my 'New and Improved' Division Website!
http://www.geocities.com/inspector_exstead2001

"My dad said, 'If you want a pet, then you'll have to feed it', but instead I grabbed a story-book, I cannot wait to read it"- I have one word of advice for you--Read-- its the best thing to do to get you further in life and because my english teacher would kill me if I didnt mention reading :lol:

oppps sry i didnt post any yesterday, you see i wasnt really hyper, i was very listless*this means lazy/tired right?* and i knew if i added more it would suck eggs and danielle if ya see this i am listening to "irresisitable" HAHA ok here y'all are jk i am a yank but i will add more later tonight cuz tomorrow im going away(dont know if that is a good thing or bad thing, but proabley good) so i wont add more until monday afternoon~ok hey! i will stop rambling because now irrisistable is over and its lil romeo, "my baby" k heres more!


Magda: JINNY!!! what did you eat for breakfast...

Jinny: a lot of breakfast buritos and BEANS!!

Teddy: Any one have air freshiner?

(the lady from herbal essentials(*sp) commerical)

Lady: I hope the boys show up for the body wash..

EVERYONE: HUH?

Lady: isnt this plane for the commercials people?

Jinny: LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHES ON THE WRONG TRAIN!!!!

Magda: Jin, we are on a plane..

Jinny: shushummms evil fartbomber!

*Teddy gives jinny a huge kiss hoping it will shut her up*

Jinny: I WANT U I NEED U O BABY O BABY! HE KISSED THE GIRL SHHAHAHANANAN KISS THE GIRL!! X-RATED ROAD TRIPS ON BOATS!!!!!!!

::::::::GOES BACK TO CD AND ANGIE::::::::

Angela: uMMMmMMmMm thanks for all the help..i think?

Lorelai: no prob artiachockes

Rory: CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK

(after they leave the gilmore house they head to captain mccaffertys house)

CD: those are some weird people huh?

Angela: naw...just od on coffee(if neones seen the show ya no wht im talking bout)

*at captains house..* door bell rigning!

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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**
Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.
***~~!!kATie!!~~***

I am ROTFLMBO! (<that's my edited version lol) That line about the air freshener is killing me! Hope ya have fun wherever you're going! Post more as soon as you can!

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

Hey, Jesse (lol), you're really up there with Dana and Kaley! LOL!!! LIMBO, also. (Hehee, LA!) We need to do some more scaring, anyone with me?!?!?!? I'll get on my AIM name, and we'll do some serious stuff... Yup, that's right, people from N*Sync chat rooms!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Hi, I'm Inspector Magda Ramirez, 32, f, San Fran, who wants to marry me? Hehee, too bad I missed out on it last night, I was swimming. What all happened, who all did you scare? Argh, I really need to go to rehab... Noooo!!!!!! Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind... Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand... You're giving me the chills, baby please, baby don't!
You should see the dances we made up to that at basketball camp! It involved a person laying down, and a person sitting on top of her, and covering up both of their stomachs where only one girl's upper half, and the other girl's bottom half was showing, and then you could dance to it!!! :P We normally used a counselor (high school age) for the upper half, and a 4th grader for the legs, and that was hilarious!!! Y'all are gonna have to try it someime!!! Well, I've chit-chatted long enough on this topic, buh-byezies!!!

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I'm the self appointed moderator around here, so y'all had better not argue while I'm around! Anytime y'all argue, I report it to Coily2 or TJ (I have his email address... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!), and y'all are gonna be in trouble!!! :P Seriously, I don't like fighting, so plz don't, or I will report ya. Thanx for your co-operation!

~*Danielle, Muldrow Quiz Bowl Captain*~

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Haha more!

right...ok danielle i think ur right up there with kaley and dana as well..hah jk guess we need to scare those bsb and nsuck opps i mean n*sync fans..*sry i wasnt trying to be mean but im in a weird mood dont take it personal...lol right i have 3 nsync albums..* ok NSYNC ROCKS!! i know all the members and nick is definitly my favorite and so is rich! HAHAH jk im listening to my mix i just made today and its really good and i didnt screw up and its waY better then all the NOW'S put together! do u want more! btw i was in bermuda so thats why i didnt post more soon and ill take a break from playing snood and add more and now the song is "billie jean" but here we go...

::CD AND ANGIE GO TO CAPTS!:::

capt. opens the door and has that like green gunk on her face the stuff people put on at night

CD: who let the dogs out

CAPT: excuse me?

Angie: who threw up on ur face

Capt: i saw ur face and just couldnt hold it in...

CD: DISSED AND DISMISSED!OUCH...

Angie: hey cd someone wants u across the street

CD: WHO?

Angie: me!

Capt: have u been watching two of a kind again angiepoop?

ANGIE: I WANNA MEET THE TWINS!!!!!!!!GRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF who let the dogs out on capts face??!! CD DID!!!

CAPT: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! IM TELLING ON YOU!

CD: one way or another im gonna getcha getcha o, nvm

:: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifn the plane:::

Jinny: u think im gorgoes u want to kiss me, u want to hug me, u want lllooooveee me

Teddy: hey jin hun do u wanna give it a go*hoping and praying this will shut her up*

Jinny: hes irristable up close and personal more then just physical-OMG ITS CARSON DALY!

Carson: stay tuned for trl following the plane ride...

Jinny: Carson!!! i want you!! ur so much cuter then my bf!

Teddy: hey!

Carson: im not carson im: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gifulls off mask::I AM-

Magda: MOLLY RINGWALD!!

Molly: wtf thats not in the script im suppose to be big bird!

Jinny: oK take too!

Magda: SUE ANNE WEAVER!!

Jinny: where lets do the britney spears dance~! O JUSTIN JUSTIN IM JUST A LITTLE GIRL WITH LOVING ON HER MIND, TEACH ME TEACH AND REACH ME REACH...O BABY O BABY BRING IT ALL TO ME...

right since i have no idea where i am going with this i will end for the night...but please reply and would anyone believe me if i said i was a very shy person.....?

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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.
***~~!!kATie!!~~***

I'm totally ROTFLMBO! I loved the lines between Cap and Angie, write more soon!

hey thanks!! i gota fan http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif ok so i am gonna end this fan fic in this post tell me whatcha thought and if i should stick to "normal" fan fics

CD: Caption you have the right to remain silent anything you say may be used against you in the court of law*reads of rights*

::AT THE STATION::

Caption: can I at least see who the new capt is ?

Angela: ok

*Capt. looks in her office and sees Jinny spinning around in her big chair*

Capt: I WAS REPLACED BY JINNY??!! i thought she was in MA

CD: something happened in her case and they came back home

::Capt. alarm sounds and she wakes up::

Capt: omg..whoa i am still capt. right?

::at the division Magda, CD, and Angela are talking and Capt walks in::

Capt: Please tell me I am captain right and Ms. Exstead is an inspector...

CD: OMG U HAD THAT DREAM TOO?

Angela: we had the same dream again...

::Jinny walks in::

Jinny: what did i do? i am on time right...why are you guys staring at me

Capt: Exstead in my office now...

::Jinny is all confused::

the END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO COOL!!! That TOAK *to of a kind* part was so funny! then shes like I WANNA MEET THE TWINS!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

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Lisa

Check out my 'New and Improved' Division Website!
http://www.geocities.com/inspector_exstead2001

Jinny and Theodore Will Always Be Forever In Our Hearts....

That was a hilarious fanfic! But seriously, DO MORE LIKE THIS! I loved it! Not that you shouldn't do serious ones or anything, but I just loved this so much, I want to see more like it! "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?" Ahahahahahah!!!!!! I'm laughing my head off here! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

Hey, u put "Irresistable" in there!!! Hah, u rock! And so does this fic! Well, I g2g, and BTW, have I told you I used to be in band? Until my 2 electives were taken up by Athletics and Competitive Academics... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Kenzie, don't kill me with your clarinet! lolzies, I've gotten WAY too off-topic on this whole story, no matter when I posted. Well, g2g sign off, buh-byezies!

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12-step site is almost ready, it's up, but not running. I got back from Tulsa and OKC, very fun, very VERY hot! It got up to 107, but no prob for me, we only walked for 2 hours... Enough of that, buh-byezies now! :)

~*I am self appointed moderator number 1, along with Cassie - whenever there are fights or bad language, I report it to the proper authorites (TJ or Coily). So please, no fighting.*~

~*Danielle, off topic queen, with my side-kick, sue z q, and trainee Teddys_Angel_Jinny!*~

whats up people? at camp i am the one cracking aLL the jokes so i can do an impression of michelle from american pie...its great lol and then my friend pointed out to me so girl wearing a band camp shirt literally i fell out of my seat and was ROTFLMAO! AND THANKS FOR LIKING MY STORY http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

*band camp!* LOL! Yesterday while rummaging through tapes I found the movies Spice Worls, Blues Clues (hehe), and Coyote Ugly, reminded me of this, it was pretty funny... And stupid, but those 2 fit 2 gether really well..

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Jinny: Oh yeah? Well try this, Go ta hell.

Jinny: IF you thiunk that I am going too stand here and listen too all of you talk about me... Your outta your damn Minds!

And Me: HAHA! You cant get rid of me that easily! I'll just keep comeing back! AAAAAAHAHAAAA!