"You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
"May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose"
"The Lawrence Welk-Hee Haw Counter-Revolution Polka"
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
"I Forgot to Remember to Forget"
"The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me"
"I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive"

(And my all-time favorite)
"If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?"

A Boy Named Sue

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (to Decorate Our Home) - David Frizzell
Dropkick Me Jesus (Through the Goalpost of Life) - Bobby Bare
Here's a Quarter (Call Someone who Cares) - Travis Tritt
You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie - Bellamy Brothers

^ I love the first one. :rofl:

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn


:lol: :lol:

That song must be a real lifter-upper :lol:

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away - Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

Fax Me A Beer - Hank Williams, Jr.

I can't remember the artists who did:

I'm My Own Grandpa

Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder

Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye

and my favorite:

I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol
Yeah, but I don't know who performed it.

Yeah, but I don't know who performed it.

That was George Strait. :)

Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) - Big & Rich :lol:

That was George Strait. :)
Thank you, Charles! :D

Here's a few:

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

OMG, I've only heard that song a few times but whenever I go to TX and I cross over that stateline, I always sing "All my exes live in Texas"!!

Yes, I know I'm weird!!:crazy::lol:

I think there's a song called "If the phone don't ring, it's me". Not much a fan of country, so don't know who sings it.