Darrin: Endora, you are the sunshine of my morning! Stop by anytime!!

Endora: Darrin, you're a mother-in-law's dream come true. And a mortal too!

Sam: Mother, I am so happy that you cast all those spells on Darrin. It makes him such a better person.

Mrs Kravitz: That Mrs Stephens is the most normal person on the block. I won't hear one bit of gossip about her!

Mr. Kravitz: Being married to Gladys, what can I say? I'm the luckiest guy alive.

Larry: Darrin I've been thinking, we have been working hard around here. Lets close shop for a month and take the wives and kids for a vacation in Hawaii, my treat.


Darrin: Sam, you know what you have got to do more witchcraft around here

Larry: Money? Don't care for it a bit!

Abner: GLADYS! GLADYS! There's something strange going on at the Stephens' house. Go over there and find out what's going on!!

Gladys: Go take your medicine and go to bed, Abner. I have no intention of going there and making a fool of myself.

Abner: Gladys is the best cook in the world! Try her chicken soup and ice box cookies!

Abner: STOVE ON!! STOVE ON!!

Tabitha: Mommy, I don't want to do wishcraft. Let me do it the mortal way.

Sam: Gosh, being married to Darrin is such a drudge. I wish I was Serena.

Serena: Sam is so lucky, married to that mortal hunk, Darrin. I wish I was Sam!

Endora: I'm so tired of this Turkish Cowah. Sam, can I have some of your stovetop coffee?

Endora: Eating in Paris is such a bore. How about we try the Cozy Have-A-Snack instead?

:rofl: The "STOVE ON!" line just destroys me every time I see it. God bless Alice Pearce - she was one of a kind. No offense to Sandra Gould, but her Gladys was so unlikable! :mad:

Aunt Clara: "Doorknobs are so large and clunky, I HATE them!

Larry Tate: "Darrin, always remember that money isn't everything! Now go and do a bang up job for that $300 non-profit account!

Serena: Cuz, I'm getting really tired of this jet set action packed existence. I'm going to renounce withcraft and join an order!"

Endora: "Darrin, what a darling son-in-law you are! I'm so glad my daughter married you!"

Gladyz Karvitz: "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Stephens, they are a perfectly normal and unassuming family!"

Darrin: "Serena, I wish Samantha had your fashion sense and style!"

Frank Stephens: "Endora, I want to ditch Phyllis and have wild sex with you!"

Adam: "If Tabitha is really my sister, how come I don't look anything like her?"

Tabitha: "Mommy, is Auntie Serena a hippie?"

Darrin: "Sam, remember when you sang 'If 'n?'... I wanted to do the wild thing with you right then and there!"

Darrin: "Sam, we need to have your family over more often"


Endorra: "Darrin you work so hard for my daughter, you are such a remarkable man"


Darrin: "Sam I got this big account I am trying to nail, can you snap up a campain add I can use".

Endora: I can't STAND green and purple chiffon flying suits! I want to wear Arthur's Superman outfit!!!