Title: Drunk
By: Nancy McKeon Rox and NancyJoJinny
Cast: Nancy McKeon as Jinny Exstead, Jay Harrington as Theodore Blumenthal, Lisa Vidal as Magda Ramirez, and Bonnie Bedelia as Kaitlyn McCafferty.

**[Scene 1]
[Everyone is at the Division, including Teddy. He's sitting beside Jinny's desk. Jinny walks in, she's drunk. VERY drunk and wobbly. She bumps into the Captain.]
Jinny: Whoopsie!!!! Sorry hun.
[Kate smells alcohol on Jinny's breath.]
Kate: God Jinny! What have you been drinking?
Jinny: *thinks really hard* Ummm... I don't remember. *in a high pitched voice* Wanna guess?
[Jinny walks over to her desk. She sits down, but misses her chair.]
Jinny: *in a little kids voice* Uh-oh!
[Teddy gets up and helps Jinny sits down... in her chair. He squats down so he's at eye lever with her.]
Teddy: What's the matter with you?
Jinny: Uhhh... I'll answer that in a minute!
[Jinny gets up, pushes Teddy out of the way, and runs to the bathroom. Magda follows her. She's in a restroom stall. You can hear her throwing up.]
Magda: Jinny... [She throws up again.] Uhh... is there anything I can do to help?
[Jinny walks out of the stall.]
Jinny: Yes. *Jinny turns really weak*
Magda: What?
[Jinny looses her balance.]
Jinny: Catch me!
[Magda helps Jinny regain her balance. Jinny's still drunk, but not as much as before. Teddy's waiting outside the bathroom. Jinny puts her arm around him shoulders and he helps her to her desk and sits her down.]
Jinny: Before you say anything... DON'T ASK!!!
Teddy: Umm... OK...
[Kate walks over to Jinny.]
Kate: Jinny, why in the hell are you so drunk?
Jinny: Ummm... I drank to much alcohol?
Kate: Well... Duh Jinny! I don't want that to EVER happen again! Do you understand me?
Jinny: Yes, Mom! *pauses, then grabs her stomach* Oh... wait. [Jinny get's up and runs to the restroom, again. She's in there about 10 minutes. She comes back and sits at her desk. Teddy's still sitting there.]
Teddy: Are you gonna be alright?
Jinny: Yeah... sure... why not...
Teddy: I think I'd better stay here today.
Jinny: Why?
Teddy: Incase you get sick or something.
Jinny: Teddy, I AM sick.
Teddy: Well... sicker.

Alright... your turn!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Awesome i can't wait for more!!!

Ok!

Jinny: SO your just gonna sit here and twidle your thumbs?
Teddy:Yes.
Jinny:Well im feeling much better... Exept for my head... But ill live.
Captain: Hey Jinny.... Get in here.
Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifto the tune of the death march) Dom dum dum dum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum!
Jinny: T....That was so...not funny.
Magda: Im sorry Jin...Im sure shell go easy on you.
Jinny: Dont lie to me!
Magda: WHatever!
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgoes into office) What is it!?!?
Captain: You came in here drunk!
Jinny: Yes....and???
Captain: Well you did drive here...and its my job to give you a...
Jinny: DUI right???
Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftakes out little pad)YUP!
Jinny: I dont believe this!
Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifhands jinny little fine thingy) Believe it...Huney!

Jinny: Fine!!!! *Jinny jerks the paper out of Kate's hand, gets up and slams the dor behind her. She slams it so hard, the floor shakes.]
Magda: Jinny, what's the matter?
Jinny: That... that... that... *is about to say a bad word**pauses and shouts* WOMAN!!!!!
Teddy: What'd she do Jin?
Jinny: She gave my a DUI!!!!
Magda: Well Jin, you were driving drunk!
Jinny: But, I'm a cop and cops can't get tickets!
[Kate walks out to her office and over to Jinny. She looks MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.]
Kate: Exstead!
Jinny: McCafferty!!!!!!
Kate: Alright Jinny, I've had it with you today. You came in drunk. You drove here for God's sake! Not you get pissed off when I give you a DUI. Jinny, you're on desk duty until further notice. Do you understand me?
Jinny: Yes MOM!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HEHEHE this is awesome!!!!!

OK! heres more!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifas katye turns around she growls at her)
Captain: Did you just growl at me???
Jinny: No
Captain:Ok?(goes into office)
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgrowls again and sit down)
Magda:You are relly pushing it arent you????
Jinny: As far as that thing (points to kates office) will go!
Angela: You know you deserved it!
CD: This isnt the first time.
Jinny: If you interlopeing medeling...tall people have anything else to say...(picks up paperwieght) Your going to eat this!
Angela: Hey im sorry....Dont get so touchy!
Jinny: Fine.

(later that day, at the end of jinnys shift)

Jinny: See ya.
Magda: WHere are you off to?
Jinny: Nowhere.
CD: The bar right?
Jinny: ANd the award goes to...
Angela: I knew it! Anyway...do whatever you want... Jst be sober by morning.
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstares) Are you quite finished?
CD: Yup!
Jinny:Buh bye Now!(leaves)

Your turn!

ok, here goes! ive got a splinter in my finger and it hurts to type, so you guys better appreciate this!

[Jinny's at the bar... of course. Dan is the bartender. Jinny has three empty beer glasses sitting beside her. And a couple of shot glasses too.]
Dan: So about this DUI of yours...
Jinny: Yeah, what about it?
Dan: I didn't think cops could get tickets.
Jinny: Yeah... well... *pauses* Another beer.
Dan: Jinny, I think you've had enough. Besides, you can't drive home like you are now, anyways.
Jinny: I'm never in the "condidtion" do drive or anything, am I?
Dan: Well...
Jinny: That's what I thought.
Dan: Well, do you want to get another DUI?![Jinny just galres at him.] I'm gonna call Teddy to come pick you up.
Jinny: *VERY meanly* Fine.
[A Few minutes later, Teddy walks in and over to Jinny. He looks at the empty glasses and then at Jinny. He stares in amazement.]
Teddy: Uhhh... ummm... *coughs*
Jinny: So, you're just like everybody else, huh? You think I have this compulsive drinking disorder, that when ever I get mad or depressed or whatever, I drink to much.
Teddy: Jinny...
Jinny: Well you know what? You're right. Let's go.
[Jinny gets up, but she can exactally stand up... Teddy grabs her around the waist and walks her out the door and to his car and he takes her home. They get to the apartment and Jinny has turned VERY drunk, again... They walks into her apartment and Teddy lays her on the couch...]

Your turn!!!!!

My finger hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-18-2001).]

Ohhhh... Imstarting to feel sorry for her!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifslurring REAL bad)Can you get me another beer.
Teddy: Nnnnnno.
Jinny: Pwease?(all lovey dovey)
Teddy: Jinny...Ummm... Just go to sleep.
Jinny: Want to slepp with me.
Teddy: Not tonight... Just try to get some rest... Youll thank me for this in the morning.
Jinny: O...k, (passes out)
Teddy: (decides to stay the noght and make sure shes ok.)

(the next morning)

Teddy: Jinny...Jinny get up its 7 we have to get to work.
Jinny: Shutup!
Teddy: Come on... Get ready.
Jinny: Fine( trys to stand up but falls back) Help???
Teddy: fine when does your shift start?
Jinny:8:15.
Teddy: Good you have an hour.
Jinny: NO I DONT I NEVER CHANGED THE CLOCKS FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!
Teddy: Get up change!!!!
Jinny: Fine (runs into room and changes shrit...but wears the same pants) Came on lets get out of here.

(in the car)

Jinny: (VERY sick)
Teddy: Are you ok???
Jinny: No...(they pull up) Just, my head, come on.

(inside)

Captain:Hey Exstead your late AGAIN!!
Jinny: I know let me explain... No let me throw up first. (runs out)

YOUR TURN!!

Originally posted by Jo's Girl:
HEHEHE this is awesome!!!!!

I'm feeling sorry for her 2!!!!

[Jinny's in the bathroom, barfing, as usual. Kate walks in the bathroom.]
Kate: Jinny, Jinny, Jinny... [Jinny barfs again.] Jinny. [Jinny walks out of the stall.] Jinny, I'm sick of you walking in here EVERYDAY, sick as a dog.
Jinny: So.
Kate: Jinny, I'm being VERY leiniant with you. You're already on desk duty, what do you want me to do, fire you? [Jinny glares at her, and storms out the door. She bumps into Magda as she walks back to her desk. Jinny looks very upset.]
Magda: Jin, what did she say to you? [Jinny doesn't say a word. Teddy walks over to her and sits beside her.]
Teddy: Jinny, what happened?
Jinny: Just leave me alone, OK!!!
Teddy: Alright, Jin... Sorry... [Teddy walks off. Jinny is sitting at her desk. She puts her hands in her face and begins to sob.]
Jinny: *to herself* Geezus... what am I gonna do?
[Magda hears Jinny mumbeling to herself and walks over to her.]
Magda: Jin?
Jinny: [quickly wipes the tears from her eyes* What?
Magda: What's the matter?
Jinny: Nothing...
Magda: Oh come on Jin, you can't be crying for nothing!
Jinny: I've just got a really bad headache. ok?


Your turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe...

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

OOOOO!!!! This is good i can't wait for more...i feel sorry for her to.

OKELY DOKELYS!

Magda: Your lyin to me jin... I know when your lyin.
Jinny: Go away!
Magda: I cant.... My desk is right there... No matter where i go im near you so(leans toward her) Tell me what the problem is.
Jinny: There is no PROBLEM! (like REALLY screming) I HAVE NO PROBLEM... YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM... WE HAVE NO PROBLEM! THERE IS NO PROBLEM! (calmly) exept for my head.
Magda: ANd why does your head hurt?
Jinny: Because im hungover!
Magda: And why are you hung over?
Jinny: Becase i drank too much.
Magda: Well now...theres your problem.
Jinny: (starting to cry) I dont have a problem! Now get away from me! NOW PLEASE!?!?!

your turn

[Kate hears all of the screaming and walks out of her office.]
Kate: What's the problem here?
[Jinny gets up and walks up to Kate and gets in her face.]
Jinny: *screams* THERE IS NO PROBLEM!!!!!! Don't you understand?!
Kate: Jinny, you're screaming, there HAS to be a problem.
Jinny: You know what? I don't have a damn problem so just leave me alone!
[Jinny grabs her coat and runs out the door. She looks really upset. She bumps into Teddy as she's walking out the door.]
Teddy: Hey Jin.
[Jinny ignores him and keeps going. She gets in her car, but before she can leave, Kate, CD, Angela, Magda, and Teddy all pile in her car and shut the doors.]
Magda: We're not leaving until you tell us what's wrong.
Teddy: Yeah, we've got all day.
[There is silence for a while.]
Jinny: Fine. I know I've been drinking to much, but I can't help it. I know I'm always late, but I can't help that either.
Kate: Yes you can.
Jinny: No, can't. *pauses* I told you now get OUT!!!!!!
[The all pile out of the car except Teddy. Jinny starts crying, but doesn't notice that he's still there.]

You go!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-19-2001).]

i can never write funny fan fics!!! they always turn out sad! so if you ever need a sad fan fic, im your girl! lol...

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HAHAHAHAHH! Touched by an angel! hEHEHE!

Teddy: Jinny?
Jinny: (jumps) WHat the hell are you doing here??? You scared me! (wipes tears away)
Teddy: Look... you have to talk to me... ill bug you all week!
Jinny: Im tired of everybody butting in! Why cant you let me live my life...
Teddy: But...
Jinny: Im no angel... Nw please let me go. I need some time to think.
Teddy: Your going to the bar.
Jinny: NO IM NOT!!!!!
Teddy: I KNOW YOU ARE! DONT LIE TO ME!
Jinny: I dont have to say anything to you.... GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!
Teddy: (just got out)
Jinny: (Tarts crying again and drives away)

[While Jinny is driving along... she really wants to go to the bar, but she knows what will happen if she comes in drunk again. But she goes anyway. She sits down at a tabla instead of the bar. She wants to order a beer, but she can't bring herself to do it.]
Jinny: *talking to herself* What in the hell am I doing here?
[Jinny gets up and goes back to her car and drives back to the Division. She parks her car, but hesitates to get out. When she does, she walks in the door, and sits at her desk like nothing ever happened. But she looks kinda embarassed. Magda walks up to her.]
Magda: Where'd ya go, Jin?
Jinny: Nowhere.

Your turn!!!!!!!!

Ok...

Magda: Where, did, you, go?
Jinny: The...bar. But i didnt drink anything i swear... I couldnt bring myself too.
Magda: ANd thats a bad thing?
Jinny: no... not really.
Magda: Not at all... why, do you like it or something.
Jinny: I like to have fun, but when it becomes a problem...
Magda: You see a prblem! I finally got it out of you.
Jinny: Theres no problem!
Magda: Then why did you say so?
Jinny: It just slipped out!
Magda: Think about it.

YOUR TURN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

thanks! leave me at a point where i have no idea what to write!!! lol... this will probably be stupid!!!

Jinny: I will... *to herself* not. *gigles*
[Teddy walks up to her.]
Teddy: Magda told me where you went.
Jinny: I didn't drink anything, I swear!
Teddy: I believe you Jinny. It's alright.
Jinny: Thanks.
Teddy: Hey, it's 9, can I take you home?
Jinny: Yeah, sure.
[Teddy grabs Jinny's coat and heads for the door. Kate comes out of her office.]
Kate: Jinny... *motions for her to come in her office. Jinny walks in and closes the door and leans on it.] I heard what happened, and I'm proud of you. [Jinny rolls her eyes.] I'm serious.
Jinny: Yeah... alright. Is that all?
[Kate nods and Jinny walks out of her office.]
Teddy: What did she want?
Jinny: She's proud of me... blah, blah, blah...
[They get in the car and drive to her apartment. She opens the door, kisses Teddy and he sits on the couch. She goes to the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. She opens a bottle of beer, takes a sip, puts it back, and sits on the ouch by Teddy...]

YOU GO!!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Sorry, i just can't bring myself to let jin stop drinking... lol

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Uh huh, ok yeah il pick up from there, right, thanks!

Teddy: Did you just drink somehting.
Jinny: (bugs her eyes out) Is it part of your job to be able to tell??
Teddy: No, but its more of your job and... Wait does that mean yes???
Jinny: (just stares at him for a sec) How did you guesse?
Teddy: Actually i didnt have a clue... But thank you for confirming that.
Jinny: Is this conversatin making any sense?
Teddy: I dont think so...

(3 hours later, teddy had fallen asleep)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgets up slowly and goes into kitchen and gets the beer)Oh who cares(takes a VERY BIG sip)
Teddy: (walks in in the middle of it) Jinny?
Jinny: (swallows it really fast and coughs a litte) Teddy? I umm...


I g2g your turn!

Just leave it there and make me write where i have absolutely not idea what to do here why doncha!!! j/k LOL...

[Jinny coughs again.]
Teddy: Jinny, haven't you learned anything?
Jinny: Ummm... no??
Teddy: Jinny... [Jinny tries to take another drink, but Teddy takes it away from her before she can. He walks over to the sink and begins to pour it out. Jinny gets upset...]
Jinny: What are you doing?
Teddy: I'm shopping. What does it look like I'm doing?
Jinny: Please!!! No!!!
[Teddy finishes pouring it out and puts it in the garbage can. Jinny goes and sits on the couch and sulks.]
Teddy: Listen Jinny, this is for your own good. You don't wanna get fired, fo you?
[Jinny doesn't say anything. After a while, they go back to sleep. An hour before Jinny has to wake up for work, she gets up and goes to the fridge AGAIN. She takes out another beer and downs half of it in one gulp. She looks around the corner and...]

You decide!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Hehehe! Thanks for leaving me there!

Jinny: Dear god Teddy do you ever sleep!?!?!
Teddy: Not when i keep getting woken up!
Jinny: (puts bottle behind back) Huney go back to sleep.
Teddy: Gimme the beer.
Jinny: WHAT!?!?!
Teddy: (goes over to her) Gimme the beer!
Jinny: No way!!!
Teddy: Fine you can have one sip and then you give it to me!
Jinny: (downs the rest of it in one sip, teddy stares in disbeliefe)*gasps for air* Done.
Teddy: Oooook? (takes bottle) WHere did you learn to do that?
Jinny: Oh back when i was 14 i...
Teddy: 14????
Jinny: Did i say 14(fake laugh) I meant 24, yeah 24 thats it!
Teddy: Yeah, u huh (doesnt believe her) You know what, i have no clothes here and i have to go... Dont get drunk, please? Im begging, with the sad puppy dog eyes?
Jinny: Yeah ok, you won me over.
Teddy: Bye(kisses her and wlks out of the apartment)
Jinny: Whatever(takes out another bottle) Finally hes gone!

Your turn... AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

*Jinny dances around and drinks some of the beer* [She gets ready for work and drives to the Division. She walks in the room yelling*
Jinny: HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME TO GET KICKIN', SO HEY EVERYBODY, LETS DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!! *Jinny does the Funky Chicken while everybody looks at her like she's nutz. She sits in her chair and starts spinning around in it.]
Jinny: Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!
[Magda walks over to her and stops the chair from spinning.]
Magda: Jinny, what in the hell are you doing?
Jinny: This is fun, wanna try?
Magda: No Jinny, I don't. Stop!!! You're gonna get your self fired!
[Kate walks out of her office.]
Kate: Who in the hell was doing the Funky Chicken?!?!?!?
[Jinny raises her hand high into the air and jumps up and down.]
Jinny: MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kate: Dear God. She's drunk... again. Magda, why don't you tie her to a chair or something?
Magda: Are you sure?
[Jinny sits back in her chair and falls asleep. Magda tries to wake her up.]
Jinny: *still asleep* No Mommy, I don't want to go to school, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...
Magda: Ummm... I think something is SERIOUSLY wrong with her!!!
[Teddy walks in and everybody stares at him.]
Teddy: What?!?!?!
Kate: *points at Jinny, half asleep, mumbling to herself*
Jinny: Lalalalala... LALALALALA... lalala.
Teddy: Geezus, what's the matter with her?
Kate: Shouldn't you be able to answer that?
Teddy: She drank one beer this morning, *mumbles* that I know of...

YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-20-2001).]

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:

Jinny: HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME TO GET KICKIN', SO HEY EVERYBODY, LETS DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!!

Kate: Who in the hell was doing the Funky Chicken?!?!?!?


LOL!! I was cracking up just imagining those two saying that! My dad was sitting on the couch and actually had to ask if I was ok...<looks down and covers face> http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

i just got a mental image of jinny doing the funky chicken and kate yelling at her. oh my gosh... my eyes are watering i gotta stop laughing so hard!!!!! ROFLOL

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

I have been laughing for 10 mins! HAHAHAHAHHAH!

Captain:Great just great! SOmebody get her sober and send her in here when you do!
Teddy: *screaming* Have you gone insane???
Jinny: Yupse doddles!
Magda: This is not happening, im going to wake up now.
Teddy: SOmebody do, something.
Jinny: LalalalalalalalL!
CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifgrabs scarf) Lets tie her to the CHAIR!!!!
Angela: And whats that going to do?
CD: I dont know but itle be fun.
Jinny: Fun i like fun! Funs fun, isnt fun fun?
CD: Did that make any sense?
Magda: I think...(jinny falls asleep again) Let her sleep it of.
Jinny: Nighty nights.
Angela: Why did you let her drink!?!?
Teddy: I didnt i left, she only had one! HSe drank half of it i said one more sip and she downed it!
Angela: WHere did she learn to do that?
Magda, CD, and Teddy: Trust me you dont wanna know( thay all stare at each other)
Angela: Ok...
Jinny: *Starts to wake up* Hi!(little kids voice) Whoo whoo!
Teddy: Jinny your drunk.
Jinny: (does that cheeck pop thing) WHoopdi doo! ( starts to look really sick and runs out of room, throwing teddy into a wall in the proces)

YOUR TURN! I DONT WANT TO HOG IT!

[Jinny's in the bathroom running around in circles holding her stomach.]
Jinny: Oh my Lordy, oh my Lordy!!!!! Uh-oh...[She runs in the bathroom stall and throws up. She runs back out into the Division and starts cheering and doing the motions to it.]
Jinny: Chewing tobacco, chewing tobacco, spit, spit, spit, we make the other team look like shift to the left, shift to the right, stand up sit down, fight, fight, fight!!!!!!!
CD: Dear Lord, what is she DOING?!?!?!
Kate: All right, that's it. [Kate goes into her office, opens a droor in her desk and pulls out a piece of rope.] Let's tie her up!
Teddy: Uhh... *he looks REALLY embarassed* [Kate and Magda tie Jinny up in her chair and tie the scarf around her mouth.]
Jinny: *starts singing, but it's you can't really tell what she's saying because of the scarf.] I'm drunk and you're not! Nana nana BOO BOO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-20-2001).]

Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:
Teddy: *screaming* Have you gone insane???
Jinny: Yupse doddles!


Oh my goll dana!!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!!1


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Im crying at this point!

CD: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Angela: Now what do we do!?!?!
Jinny: Whoodley doddlyey doddly do!
Kate: I work hard, i do my best, i get suck with her! This is not fair!
Jinny: Gimme a J! J! Gimme an I! I! Gimme a Doubley N! Doubley N! Gimme a Y! Y! ANd what does that spell??? Slut!
Kate: What the hell...
CD: Well when your right your right.
Teddy: Uhh huh? Right? Well we have bigger problems now.
Jinny: *Passes out*
Angela: We no lenger have a problem.
Magda: Can we take off the scarf...we dotn want to sufficate her... Or do we?
CD*takes it off* She cant say to much now.
(casey and john run in)

John: Hey Jin...I gotta ask you sometin...(shes whats going on)
Casey http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifPuts hands on hips) Im just going to leave now. Why... no i dont want to know.(leaves)
John: Well i do? WHats going on?
Magda: Well explain it all later.
Jinny:*barely there* The facts of life...the facts of life!
John: I take it beck... Dont tell me.(leaves)
Jinny: There a time you gotta go and...(CD ties her up again but jinny keeps going)
CD: I hate that song!

YOUR TURN***!!!***!!***!!!***!!!***!!!***!!!

[The scarf comes loose.]
Jinny: When the world never seems to be [Angela ties the scarf back on and cuts her off, but she's still humming.]
Kate: What in the crap am I gonna do? I can't have a mad raving police inspector in my station!
[Jinny goes to sleep again.]
CD: Thank God!
[She wakes up.]
Jinny: *yells* We're she Shalalalalalalalalalas!!!!!
Kate: *looks at Teddy* We gotta get her sober!
Teddy: And how do you expect to do that?
Kate: I don't know!!! You're her boyfriend!
Teddy: You're her boss!

G2G Moms getting mad, gag me with a fork!!!!! TTY tomorrow!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

GAG ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!

Jinny: Hot rod lover...like mo other!(slurring) I have a headach(moans) LAlalalalalalalalaa!
Kate: O shes got a headach, well ill just *screams to the top of her lungs* Feeling better?
Jinny: Yup de dup de dup de do's!!!!
Teddy:*goes over to jinny and takes off scarf* How, much, did...you, have, to, drink????
Jinny: I dont know! can i sing!?!?!?
Teddy: What do you want to sing???
Jinny: Lady marmalade!
Angela: NO!!!! Dont even think it!!! Weve got enough problems.
Jinny: (New yorkers accent) Sorry hun. Teddy will you buy me a dog???
Teddy: WHy are you talking like your from NY?
Jinny: Because i love it!!!!!!!! I want to sing! LALALALALALALLALALALALAL!
Kate: Thats it Teddy, do somehting with her!
Jinny: (singing lady marmalade) Vous le vous cou che avec moi ce soir!
Angela: ANd let me guesse that songs the Jinny Exstead anthem?
CD: Huh? Why?
Angela: Vous le vous cou che avec moi cest soir... Mean will you go to bed with me tonight.
CD: Ohhhhh (looks at teddy) Well....itle give her something to do!
Teddy: Uh huh yeah right, i dont even think she can stand up!
Jinny: Hey mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!
Kate: That confirms it...alcohol has replaced her BRAIN!!!!

YOUR TURN!

This keeps getting better write more soon you cant do this to me.

Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:

Jinny: (singing lady marmalade) Vous le vous cou che avec moi ce soir!
Angela: ANd let me guesse that songs the Jinny Exstead anthem?
CD: Huh? Why?
Angela: Vous le vous cou che avec moi cest soir... Mean will you go to bed with me tonight.haha that is very funny and it meets jinny!!!!

GAG ME WITH A FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angela: Kate, I think you're right!
[Jinny falls asleep and SNORES!!! AHHHAHAHA!!!]
Teddy: What the?
CD: I didn't know she snored, *looks at Teddy* did you?
Angela: Yeah, you should!!!
[Kate laughs.]
[Jinny snores LOUDER!!!!!!]
Kate: Jesus. Get her outta here!!!!
CD: How? Where?
Kate: I don't know! Just do something with her!
[Jinny wakes up.]
Jinny: I say Jinny, you say slut! Jinny, *points at Kate*
Kate: SLUT!!!!!
Jinny: Jinny! *points at Kate again*
Kate: SLUT!!!!!!!!
Jinny: I say Teddy, you say sleep with me tonight! Teddy, *point at CD*
CD: Hey, I'm not sayin' that!!!
Jinny: SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT!!!!!
Teddy: Does andbody have anything to put her to sleep?!?!?!
Jinny: OH! Sleep sounds good! *looks at Teddy* When?
Teddy: Dear God...
Jinny: *sings to the tune of la cucaracha* Red hot tamales, red hot tamales, see 'em boilin' in the pot, red hot tamales, red hot tamales, COME AAND GET 'EM WHILE THEIR HOT!!!!!!

YOUR TURN!!! GAG ME WITH A FORK!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Hey guys, come on...don't use God's name like that.

Sorry! Ok... Gag me with a spoon!!!

Magda:*thinks for a sec* We could *does the little quote with the hand thingy* Slip her a mickey!
CD:Itle never work!
Jinny: I say Paul, you say lousey cheat!
CD: Thats it!!!!!! (goes to jinny) What do you want to drink. (unties scarf)
Jinny: I vodka martini!
CD: Something we could make here!
Jinny: If i can make one you can make one!
Angela: Jinny pull your self together!
Kate: This is no use, in 20 mins she wont remember any of this!
Jinny: Oh you are such a bit...(Kate slaps her) Hey! You big meany!!!!
Magda: Did that really help the situation!?!?!
Kate: No, but i have been waiting 15 years! Im going to die happy now.
Jinny: SHe hit me!!(starts to cry)
Kate: Oh, Jinny im sorry (gives her a quick hug) Now teddy, get her out of here!
Teddy: *Unties her* Ok come on now!
Jinny: (spin around) Whoo whooo!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Your turn!

Teddy: Come on Jinny!!!
Jinny: No!
[Spins around in the chair.]
Teddy: Jinny. Come. On.
Jinny: No. Y-e-s spells no.
[Teddy grabs Jinny amd drags her out to his car. He takes her home, but on the way there she turns on the radio, really loud!!!]
Jinny: HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES YOU NOT!!!!!
Teddy: Turn that off! I hate that song!
[Jinny flips to a different station.]
Jinny: If you wanna go and take a ride with me, we three wheelin' in the four with the gold cv's, oh why do I [Teddy turns off the radio.] look this way?!?! Hey, must be the money! Hey!!! What you do that for? *pouts*
[The get to Jinny's apartment, they're walking down the hall to her apartment.]
Jinny: Nananana! Nananana! Hey, hey, hey! Gooood Bye!!!
[Jinny falls asleep and Teddy lays her on the couch and sits beside her.]
Teddy: I can't handle her by myself!

*15 minutes pass by...*

[Jinny wakes up.]
Jinny: My head hurts... Hey, aren't I supposed to be at work?

GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

HAHAH! Jinny singing dream and Nelly...Love it!

Teddy: You were at work.
Jinny: What? I dont remember....Oh no.
Teddy: Oh yes Jinny, and you made a total Jacka$$ out of yourself.
Jinny: Oh god, shes going to fire me i know it... Wait what did i do?
Teddy: The funkey chicken, sang the Facts of lfie theme song, and that hot rod lover song, you called yourself a slut like 3 times... Kate slapped you, and you sang Lady Marmalade, oh and la cucharacha! We had to tie you up!!!! ANd you fell asleep like 3 times!
Jinny: (starts to cry)You hate me now dont you???
Teddy: No! your just... well your...
Jinny: Im a drunk idiot!
Teddy: Would you stop putting yourself down!
Jinny: Its true...I cant ever face any of them again!
Teddy: Oh come on theyll forget about it!
Jinny: I dont even know what i did, and i dont belive you!
Teddy: Kate wants me to call when you wake up...Ill be righ back ok.
Jinny: Fine. (picks up radio remote) If you wanna go and take a ride with me...
Teddy: CHANGE IT!
Jinny: (flips it) He loves me he loves you not...

I g2g bye!

OOOOOO I can't wait for more.

OMG!!- THIS IS TOTALLY ATD!! i am laughing my a$$ off and my parents are staring at me and i have to say im laughing at the yankees get their a$$ kicked by the b-soxs!(so what if sox lost 6-1 yesterday, they are aloud to lose one every now and then!) but neways im hyper, please continue this is HILARIOUS!

Teddy: Jinny! Turn it off!!!!
[Jinny turns it off and Teddy calls Kate. Jinny's talking to herself.]
Jinny: The Funky Chicken?!?! Naaaah. The Facts of Life? Could I? Nooo... *thinks* Yeeeeeeeeeees. Oh my gosh! What have I done? I bet everybody in the Division hates me! Oh my God, Kate! I bet she'll fire me... My head hurts.
[Teddy's on the phone dialing Kate at the Division.]
Kate: McCafferty.
Teddy: Hey Kate, it's Teddy.
Kate: Oh, hey, did she wake up?
Teddy: Yeah, just a minute ago.
Kate: What's she doing?
Teddy: She's still sitting on the couch.
Kate: Teddy, I want you to stay with her tonight. She CANNOT drink any alocohol. Do you understand me?
Teddy: Yes, Cap.
Kate: Alright, see you two tomorrow.
Teddy: Bye.
[Teddy walks over to Jinny. She's got her face in her hands. She looks up.]
Jinny: Are you sure you don't hate me?
Teddy: Yes. I'm sure. I called Kate.
Jinny: Is she gonna fire me? I bet she hates me!
Teddy: No Jin, I don't think so.
Jinny: Why wouldn't she? She had all the reason in the world to!
Teddy: Jinny, stop it!
Jinny: I called myself a SLUT?!?! Teddy, how could you let me do that?!?!?! Hot Rod Lover? Where in the hell did that come from? [Jinny and Teddy laugh. He sits beside her and puts his arm around her.] Are you sure Kate's not mad at me?
Teddy: Well... I... She did slap you.
Jinny: She WHAT??!?!?! That will not go unnoticed!!!
Teddy: Neither will this...
Jinny: What?
Teddy: HEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?! The Funky Chicken! The Facts of Life! Lady Marmelade!!!
Jinny: Oh. Yeah. *fake laugh*

I'll gag you with a butter knife if you'll gag me with a fork!!! HAHAHA!!!




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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HAHAH! Il gag you with a fork if you gag me with a butter knife.

Teddy: Oh, im sorry. I just had to say that.
Jinny: Are you going to leave???
Teddy: Kate told me to stay here, and not let you drink anything!
Jinny: What you dont trust me???
Teddy: NO!
Jinny: Well what if i do!?!?!?
Teddy: Then well get an encore presentation of... VOUS LE VOUS COU CHE AVER MOI CHE SOIR!
Jinny: Fine i wont drink anything
Teddy: Good.
Jinny: *to herself* With you watching me.
Teddy: You say somethin?
Jinny: No. (hums lady marmelade)
Teddy: You really like that song dont you?
Jinny: It fits my personality.
Teddy: I speak french.
Jinny: Uhhh... Never mind!

(that night, 1 AM)

Jinny: (looks at teddy to see if hes asleep, he is) Gooooooooooooooooooooood.

YOUR TURN@

[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 04-21-2001).]

[Jinny gets up and goes the the kitchen and takes out a bottle of Miller. She opens it, but she doesn't drink it. She sits it down at the table and she sits in the chair. She puts her hands ontop of each other on the table and puts her chin ontop of them.]
Jinny: *to herself* No I can't. Yes I can. No I can't! *whimpers* *hums Must Be The Money* [Teddy walks in.] I wasn't gonna drink I swear!!!!
Teddy: Ooookay... whatever.
Jinny: Nonononononono. PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't pour it out!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!Nonononono!!!
*gets on her knees and begs*
[Teddy walks over to the sink, Jinny follows him on her knees.]
Teddy: Kate told me to make sure you don't drink anything! I can't let her down again!
Jinny: Please! Just ONE sip!
Teddy: Remeber what happened last time I let you do that?
Jinny: Oh yeah... I won't do it again! I promise!
Teddy: Yeah, ok.
[Pours it out. Jinny screams.]
Jinny: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! [She sits on the floor, indian style with her arm crossed.]
Teddy: Come on Jin, lets go to sleep.
Jinny: No.
Teddy: Please?
Jinny: No.
Teddy: Don't be so stubborn.
Jinny: Yes.
[Teddy picks her up under the arms, Jinny doesn't change her position, and sits her on the couch.]
Teddy: Are you gonna sit like this ALL night?
Jinny: Yes.
Teddy: Fine. I will too. [He sits like Jinny.]

GAG ME WITH A FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

THANKS hockeychiC518!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

GAG ME WITH A PAINTBRUSH!

Jinny: Go home!
Teddy: I cant do that!
Jinny: WHy not dont you trust me!?!?!
Teddy: No i dont! Kates going to kill you if she can barely smell liquor on your breath! Whats she gonna do if you came in screaming were the Sha lalalalalalalalalas!
Jinny: Sheel hate me even more then she does now!
Teddy: We dont hate you Jinny, we all love you!
Jinny: But you dont like me! I dont even like myself!
Teddy: Then change it!
Jinny: I cant... will you get me a soda??? In the way high top shelf in the kitchen?
Teddy: (sighs) Yeah, but imdrinking some first...i dont trust you.
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifthinking to herslef) He doesnt trust me (teary eyed) what does that mean... Im not capable of not drinking? you know what... if thats what he thinks i am that what i am! (get caot and keys and leaves, Teddy has no car there)

YOUR TURN!

[Jinny's in the car, still thinking to herself.]
Jinny: I can't believe my own boyfriend doesn't trust me. I know I've screwedu up. I can't help that.
[At Jinny's apartment... Teddy got the soda and opens it. He pours it over some ice and tastes it.]
Teddy: Tastes like Coke... Jinny! [He looks in the living room. She's not there.] Jinny! [He looks in the bedroom.] Oh my God, she gone! Kate is gonna kill me! I gotta call her. *looks at watch* It's 4AM. *dials Kate's number.]
Kate: *sounds sleepy* Hello?
Teddy: Kate?
Kate: Yeah, who is this?
Teddy: It's me, Teddy. Listen, Jinny's gone.
Kate: *sits straight up in her bed* What do you mean, SHE'S GONE?!?!
Teddy: I mean, she's not here! She left me!
Kate: What did you do?
Teddy: She wanted a Coke, but I told her I had to taste it first. I poured some in a glass and went looking for her and she's not here! Her keys or coat isn't here either! What are we gonna do?
Kate: I'll go to the bar and you call everybody else and tell them to start looking for her!
Teddy: Ok, bye!
[Teddy calls CD, Magda, & Angela... Kate goes to the bar.]

GAG ME WITH A STICK!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

OKEYLY DOKELYS!

Jinny: (takes a sip of something or other and giggles a little, theres 3 beer bottles near her and a few shot galsses, just like before)
Kate: (goes over to her)WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! JINNY I THOUGHT WE AGREED NO DRINKS!
Jinny: Well...I....Um.... Hi?
Kate: I dont believe you! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jinny: I dont know!
Kate: Good good! Keep up that atttutude jinny!
(everybody else comes in)
Angela: JINNY!!!!!
Magda: We dont want to tie you down again!
Jinny: Its a free country!
Kate: Then your fired! END OF SUBJECT(kate leaves)
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstarting to cry) Im..... Fired?

YOUR TURN!

i just read the whole thing! i would have written sooner, but i was away! i love it sooo much! More!

[Jinny puts her arms on the table and her face ontop of them and begins to SOB. Really bad!]
Magda: Oh my God.
Teddy: No, Kate! Wait! [Teddy runs afted Kate.]
CD: Jinny, it'll be alright.
Angela: Yeah, Jin.
Jinny: No it won't! What am I gonna do now? I don't have a job anymore! How am I gonna pay for my apartment, and my groceries?
Magda: Jin, we'll think of something.
[Teddy is talking to Kate in the parking lot.]
Teddy: No Kate, please *starts to cry* you can't do this!
Kate: Theodore, you don't know how leniant I have been with her.
Teddy: Kate, please, just one more chance. Please.
Kate: Teddy, I've left you incharge of her twice and she's still gotten drunk!
Teddy: Well... send somebody to help me!
Kate: *pauses* Well... alright. But, if she screws up one more time, she's gone.
Teddy: *hugs Kate really fast* Thank you soooo much! *he runs back in there over to Jinny, she's still crying. Kate is behind Teddy.]
Teddy: Jinny, guess what!
Jinny: *raises up, sounds depressed* What?
Teddy: I got you your job back!
Jinny: *looks at Kate* I don't want it back.*gets up and starts for her car*

GOOOOO!!!! HAHAHA!!! gag me with a Nancy McKeon!!!! hahaha!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

The story is great! But, one thing... Gag me with a paintbrush? and a Nancy McKeon? You guys are nutz! hehee

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From Lisa Whelchel's book, "Creative Corrections"

"The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good." Proverbs 15:3

"Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Jesus Christ." 1 Thessalonians 5:18

"A gossip betrays a confidence; so avoid a man who talks too much." Proverbs 20:19

~*^Danielle^*~
LYLAS/LYLAB!

E-mail me at Basketbaiichick@aol.com, BlairWarner33@yahoo.com, BlairWarner@gurlmail.com, MagdaRamirez1@AIM, or Magda_Ramirez_033@hotmail.com

BlairW_1... its a LOOOOOOOOOOONg story! hahaha!!!!

gag me with the facts of life!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ohhhh,,, poor Jinny!

Jinny: (gets to car and starts crying) YOU IDIOT!(kicks bumper and it falls of, everybody just stares) AHHHHHHHH! God that hurt(grabs ankle and hopps around) PAIN PAIN PAIN!(looks at everyone) Whadda you lookin at!?!?!?
Kate: The idiot drunk who just broke her car and her foot and doest want her job back!
Jinny: No(like hysterically crying) I dont want it back... not if i have to work with you! (tries to put her foot down and falls) Uhg! I sprained it!(puts her head against her car crying)
Magda: Jinny! (runs over and hags her) Its ok its ok....calm down hun.
Jinny: Its not alright....
Magda: Please jinny take your job back!
Jinny: I dont want to work where everybody sees me as an alcoholic idiotic slut!
Magda: We dont see you as an idiot!
Jinny:Yeah.... wait what?
Magda: Come over here and talk to us.
Jinny: (gets up but starts to fall) Whoa...Ok not a good time (sits back down)

YOUR TURN!!!

[Everybody comes and sits beside Jinny.]
Kate: *pauses* OK Jin, I know I was a little harsh, and I'm sorry, but you can't come in every morning like you were yesterday!
Jinny: I know that.
Kate: Do you still want your job back?
Jinny: *hesitates* Well..
Teddy: Jinny... *raises one eyebrow*
Jinny: Yeah, I guess.
Kate: Alright then. See you tomorrow?
Jinny: Ummm... *points at her ankle*
Kate: Oh. Right. Why don't you guys talk her to the hospital and get that thing X-rayed?
CD: Alright.
[Teddy and CD help Jinny up and Magda and Angela put the bumper back on. LOL Jinny's in the front seat with her foot propped on the dash board. Teddy's driving and everybody else goes to their car.]

**[At the hospital, in the emergecny room.]
Nurse: Alright, I need you to fill out these forms. [Hands them to Jinny.]

*About 10 minutes later, she gives them back to the nurse, all filled out.]
Nurse: If you'll follow me this way... [Teddy and CD help Jinny and the nurse takes them to a room.] A doctor will be with you in a minute.

YOUR TURN!!!!!




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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HEHEHEEHEHEHE!

Jinny: (sits down in room and rubbs her head) Im dizzy...
Magda: Thats because you drink alcohol like camels drink water!
Jinny: (lays down) Good night (pulls sheets over her head)
Teddy: Well its your fault.
Jinny: (pushes the sheets back) Your the god forsaken idiots who make me drink like a camel drinks water alcohol! Wait, no ummm let me try that again... Your the god forsaken idiots who made me... Oh forget it...im gone!
Magda: Oh Trust me you were gone before you ever drank it!
Dr: (comes in) So whats the problem.
Magda: Well...
Jinny: Im drunk and i got mad and kicked my bumper and knowcked it off and now my haed and my foot hurt realyy bad and its all thier fault! Just tell me that made sense.
Dr: It made sense.
Jinny: Gooody goody gum drops! Wait did i say that?
Dr: (giggles) Yeah you did.
Jinny: Well do the tests now before i get totally wated if im not alredy there!

I g2g bye!!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEEHEHEHE!

Jinny: (sits down in room and rubbs her head) Im dizzy...
Magda: Thats because you drink alcohol like camels drink water!
Jinny: (lays down) Good night (pulls sheets over her head)
Teddy: Well its your fault.
Jinny: (pushes the sheets back) Your the god forsaken idiots who make me drink like a camel drinks water alcohol! Wait, no ummm let me try that again... Your the god forsaken idiots who made me... Oh forget it...im gone!
Magda: Oh Trust me you were gone before you ever drank it!
Dr: (comes in) So whats the problem.
Magda: Well...
Jinny: Im drunk and i got mad and kicked my bumper and knowcked it off and now my haed and my foot hurt realyy bad and its all thier fault! Just tell me that made sense.
Dr: It made sense.
Jinny: Gooody goody gum drops! Wait did i say that?
Dr: (giggles) Yeah you did.
Jinny: Well do the tests now before i get totally wated if im not alredy there!

I g2g bye!!!!!!!!!

you posted that twice dana!!! lol
Dr: Alright, we need to get some X-rays to see if that ankle is broken or not.
Jinny: Alright, but hurry up.
Teddy: I love you.
[Teddy helps Jinny in a wheel chair and the nurse wheels her to the X-ray room thing... Teddy and CD walk back out into the waiting room.]
Angela: How is she?
Teddy: She's alright I guess. She just went to get some X-rays.
CD: I'm tired.
Magda: Me too.
Angela: Me three.
[CD, Magda, and Angela fall asleep. Teddy stays awake to see what the doctor says.]

**[30 minutes pass...]

[The doctor walks out. The three are still asleep.]
Teddy: Is she ok?
Dr: Yeah, she just sprained it when she umm... kicked the bumper.
Teddy: Can I go see her?
Dr: Sure.
[Teddy walks into Jinny's room. Her ankle is all bandaged up.]
Teddy: Hey Jin.
Jinny: We're the Shalalalalalalalalala's!
Teddy: Ooooooooh no! Nonononono.
Jinny: Haha!!! I gotcha!!
Teddy: Don't do that!
Jinny: I'm ready to go home.
[Dr. walks in.]
Dr: You can, but you're gonna need these.
[Hands Teddy a pair of crutches.]
Jinny: Ooooooh boy.
Dr: You'll have to use them for about three weeks.
Jinny: Well, whatever. Let's just get out of here!
[Jinny and Teddy walk out into the waiting room and wake up CD, Magda, and Angela. Jinny's cell phone rings.]
Jinny: Exstead.
Kate: Hey Jinny, it's Kate.

Hahaha! You go, I'm hogging it!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HAHAHAHA! sorry!

Jinny: (big grin) Vous le vous cou che avec moi cest soir!
Kate: Crap!
Jinny: Im kidding...
Kate: You drank alcohol!
Jinny: Oh relly i thought my dizzyness and headach was from bing run over by a semi!
Kate: Yeah whatever.... Ummmmm..... yeah, ok Jinny im sorry i made you mad but you still wereent supposed to drink...Im being nice and letting you have your job back... Not one more time do you understand me!?!?!?
Jinny: Yup... Bye (hangs up)
Magda: WHo was that?
Jinny: Kate, shes all mad and stuff. CAN WE GO!!?!?!
Teddy: Yes.
Jinny: Thank you!

(in the car)

Jinny: (starts humming Nelly, and then starts singing nelly, and then starts yelling Nelly) If you wanna go and take a ride with me we three whellin in the four with the gold cv's(i dont know the words)
Teddy: Jin, please?
Jinny: Why do i live this way, hey must be the monay!!!!!
Magda: Jin, please!?
Jinny: If you wann go and get...with and smoke...in the back of the benze oh why doi live this way, hey nust be the money!
CD: SHUT UP!
Jinny: Ok ok....Geez... He loves me he loves you not!
CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifover her singing) Oh god!
Jinny: Only want him just because hes there, always lookin for a new ride, the grass is.
CD: NO DREAM NO NELLY ARE WE CLEAR!?!?!?
Jinny: Ok, ok... He met marmalade down in old moulin rouge! struttin her stuff on the streets!

U go now

Jinny: Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da, Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee, Mocca chocolata ya ya,
Creole Lady Marmalade!!!!!!!!!
CD: SHUT. UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinny: N.O. (really big grin)
Teddy: Kate told me I had to get somebody to help me with her tonight. *pauses* Oh, I've got and idea!
Magda: Uh-oh.
Teddy: Everybody can come over to Jinny's house tonight!
Angela: Are you sure about this?
Teddy: Do you want Jinny to loose her job, permanetly?
Magda: No...
Teddy: Ok then. See ya st Jinny's house!
Jinny: But he caught me on the counter, It wasn't me, Saw me banging on the sofa, It wasn't me, I even had him in...
Magda: Oh yeah Jin, that's your song...
[The all get in their cars and drive to Jinny's house. They all walk in her apartment. Jinny throws her crutches behind the door and hops to the kitchen. Teddy runs infront of her.]
Teddy: Oh NO you don't!
Jinny: Oh yes I do!!!

YOUR TURN!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

hahahah!

Jinny: Get out of my way!
Teddy: NO!!!!!!!
Jinny: MOVE OVER!!!!!
Teddy: N...(cut of by a punch to the face, he falls down)
Jinny: (Hops over and he grabs her foot) Ahhhhh(falls) GET OFF OF ME (kicks him, he let go and she crawls over and gets a beer and drinks it in one shot! She ofcours, trys to get another one, but teddy stopped her.)

(scene cuts to outside her apartment, Teddy flys outthe door and it slams behind him, hes now locked out)

Teddy: OPEN UP!!!! OPEN The door!
Jinny: No! (Gets another beer and drinks it really fast) Oh god! (runs into bathroom to throwup, comes out, crawling on the floor, and opens door still on floor, everybodys outside)
Jinny: Hi...
Magda: Are you ok?(bends down so shes eyelevel.
Jinny: (gets up) No (turns to kitchen and teddy gets in her way)

YOUR TURN!!!

[Jinny stumbles and crawls uder Teddy's legs but he catches her by the waist before she can get all the way under. CD walks over to her.]
CD: Jinny, are we gonna have to tie you up like we had to do at work?
Jinny: No.
Angela: Then stop!
Jinny: Why?
CD: Kate is already mad at you. If you do this again, she'll fire you.
Jinny: *slurring* se alredy hassssss, once... haaaaaaaaaa!
[Magda and Teddy drag her to her bedroom and lie her down.]
Teddy: Don't. Move.
Jinny: Ok. Nighty nights.
[She rolls over and goes to sleep.] CD, Magda, Teddy, and Angela go back in the living room and sit down. CD, And Teddy sit on the couch and Angela and Magda sit on the floor, leaning against the wall. They hear Jinny from her bedroom.]
Jinny: Uh-oh. [She hops to the bathroom and throws up again.] Ooooooh. My head... she rubs her head and tries to tip-toe back to the kitchen. Teddy tip-toes behind her and scares the life out of her.]
Teddy: Wwwwwwhat are you doing?
Jinny: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that! I'm... uhhh... I'm Shalalalalalalalalaing!
CD: That made no sense.
Jinny: Haha. Neither do you! My foot hurts. Where are my crutches?
Angela: Where you threw them, behind the door.
Jinny: Oh yeah! [She hops over and gets them.]

I g2g. I might add some tomorrow if I'm here! Gag me with a fork!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-21-2001).]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jinny: Im just gonna get a soda!
Teddy: Well alright, i chcked it out its fine.
Jinny: (smiles and gets a different bottle... mixed with whatever she threw in there, she poured herself a big glass and started to drink it, and sits on the couch)
Angela: Smells like alcohol.
Jinny: (*takes a big sip) Hmmmmm... Wonder why.
CD: JINNY!!!!!!!!
Jinny: Angela let me have one more sip please?
Angela: Fine.
Magda: Oh-no!
Jinny: (drinks it all) Thanks Ange! (hands her glass)
Angela: Oh yeah your like the county chugalug champ right?
Jinny: STATE!!!
Angela: She seriose?
Magda: Oh yes!
Angela: Ill keep that in mind next time.
Jinny: *looks sick* Drank it too fast! (throws up on teddy)
CD: Uhg.
Jinny: Im so sorry!
Teddy: Uhhhhh (quezey) Ok, somebody get me cloths!

I g2g...sorry if it was digusting...im to tired to be writing NE way!

I love Nelly she should start singin like country gramma and stuff
IF YOU WANNA GO AND TAKE A RIDE W/ ME W/ THREE WOMEN IN DA FO' WITH DA GOLD D'S
IF YOU WANNA GO AND GET HIGH W/ ME SMOKE AN L IN DA BAK OF DA BENZY
IN DA CLUB ON A LATE NIGHT FEELIN RIGHT LOOKIN TRYIN TO SPOT SOMETHIN REAL NICE A FULL LITTLE SHORTY I KNOW THAT I CAN TAKE HOME SHE COULD BE 18, 18 W/ AN ATTITUDE OR 19 KINDA SNOTTY ACTIN REAL RUDE AS LONG SHES A THICKITY THICK GIRL.........OK IM DONE

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This is soo funny! i am cracking up!!!! LMAO!!!! Great job u 2!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Okay, No Offense here guys,but I totally can't picture Jinny acting like that. I mean I know it's supposed to be comedy or at least I think that's what you guys said. Anyway, If you notice in the Real Division episodes she doesn't go all wacky when she's drunk. It more like Calms her,Makes her a Bit Quiet,and tired. Which it has that effect on most people. Then there is others that go all weird and or abusive. Just personally I can't picture Jinny being that immature.
One more thing. There is quite a few Facts of Life References/scenes in it. Which kind of hard to picture sense they have had absolutely none on "The Division" it self. Jinny is more like Sounding like a Jinny/Jo in this one. To me at least.

Keep writing though. I'm just giving some suggestions. Only my opinion.

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Magda : "What would you do if a guy didnt call? "
Jinny:"Oh, they always call. They want to know me, they want to be a part of my life. They want to share."
Magda: "But if they didn't? "
Jinny: I would breathe a great big sigh of relief unless of course I liked him then i would just hunt him down and slash his tires.

I am not a writer nor do I consider myself one so I don't want to offend anyone. But I don't think that Jinny acts this way at all when she drinks. She is more quite and laid back when she drinks. Not one to get all loud and such. This may be a comedy I think you said but I can't see Jinny doing this. When I read a fan fiction I like to image what they are doing. I just can't picture her doing this. Sorry no offense to your writing.
Also this seems like something Jo would do more than Jinny at times. I don't mean the drinking I mean some of the story sounds like something Jo would do. Please do not take any offense to this. But I just can't picture Jinny doing this. Sorry.

Keep writing this is just my opinion. No offense.

Jeanie

No offense to you guys either, this is a fan fiction http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif haha!

ok, NE waz...

Teddy: Oh my gosh, this is GROSS!!!!
Jinny: Sorry! Didn't mean to do that!! Haha!!
[Teddy takes off his jacket and Angela helps him get cleaned up.]
CD: Jinny, why did you throw up on Teddy?
Jinny: Oh, I'm sorry, did you want me to throw up on you?
CD: NO! Nonononono!
Jinny: Okie dokey!
Magda: I think we have to tie her up again! HAha!!!
Jinny: Nonononono!! Please! *falls asleep*
Magda: So... what are we supposed to do now?
Angela: Don't ask me!
CD: Let's just go to sleep.
Teddy: And you actually think she's not gonna wake up again?
CD: Well... WE can sleep in shifts... I've got now!!! HAHAHA!!! *goes to sleep*
Magda: I'm after her!
Teddy: I'm after her!!!!!!
Angela: OK, great, so I guess I get to stay up all night...

Sorry this is so short, but for some odd reason, Mom's getting mad at me for being on the computer 24/7. G2G Gag HER with a fork... blah, blah, blah.....

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

R y'all writin more or what? :P I can't wait 4 s'moa

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From Lisa Whelchel's book, "Creative Corrections"

"The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good." Proverbs 15:3

"Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Jesus Christ." 1 Thessalonians 5:18

"A gossip betrays a confidence; so avoid a man who talks too much." Proverbs 20:19

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OK

(1 hour later)

Angela is sitting on the couch, half asleep next to Jinny, who was still asleep.

Angela: Sense your asleep ill tell you this... I HATE YOU!
Jinny:*wakes up* Yeah well i hate you too. Now shut the hell up and sleep!
Angela: Oh great now i woke you up.
Jinny: Yes you did stupid! And thanks alot! Why are you all here!?
Magda:*sleepily* Because we dont want you to drink anything.
Jinny: Get outta my house!!!
CD: Fine see if we care if your fired!
Jinny: I doubt shell fire me!
CD: We saved your a$$ and you know it! We begged her to come back when you were completely wasted... Which is the only way weve seen you for the last few days!
Jinny: SHUTUP!!!!!!!! IHAVE A HEADACH!
CD: Its your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinny: *screams like AHHHH kind of scream* I HATE ALL OF YOU NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I PERSONALLY ARREST YOU ALL FOR TRESSPASSING!!!!!!!
Angela: YOU CANT!
Jinny: Il do it anyway! WHeres Teddy???
Magda: You threw up all over him and he went home to change, hell be back soon.\
Jinny: *slaps herself* I hate myself!
CD: Yeah well...
Jinny: Your really getting on my nerves~!~
CD: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
Jinny: Good night! (lays back down) ANd angela this is my couch! Now haul it over!
Angela: Fine, (gets up and sits on the floor.) Happy now!?!?!
Jinny: Yes as a matter of fact i am (perky voice) Good night!

i g2g bye your turn!

**[The Next Morning]

[The alarm clock goes off and everybody wakes up. Teddy came back sometime during the middle of the night.]
Jinny: My head hurts...
Magda: No joke, Jinny.
Jinny: What's that supposed to mean?
CD: You did keep us up half the night with your "ranting and raving".
Teddy: Let's just get ready for work.
Angela: OK...
[The all get ready and go to the Division. They're all wearing the same clothes and the walk in as a big group. Kate is standing there.]
Kate: Is this group sleep walking or something? [Jinny rubs her eyes and sits down at her desk.] You're early!
Jinny: Yes... and...???
Kate: You're never early Jinny!
Jinny: SO!!!!!
Magda: Ok, lets just go to sleep. *Angela, Jinny, CD, & Magda lay their head on their desk and go to sleep...*

Your turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif




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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Awesome!!! i love it!!!! LOL

-NancyMcKeonRox

I nor did Jeanie mean any disrespect to you or any of your fan- Fiction I just thought Fan-Fictions were supposed to keep with the Characters. You know like the "Fans" version of something they'd like to happen on the show. Not totally in a way make up your own character traits. Sorry if I seem harsh,but you were pretty rude in your last post to us. That's how I took it anyway. No offense by anything I said. I just was offering my comments last time as of this time,and You shot me down. Sorry if anything I said or have said offended you. Just my opinion.

- #1_Nancy_McKeon & Jeanie.


[This message has been edited by #1_Nancy_McKeon (edited 04-24-2001).]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon:
[B] -NancyMcKeonRox

I nor did Jeanie mean any disrespect to you or any of your fan-FICTION I just thought Fan-Fictions were supposed to keep with the Characters. You know like the "Fans" version of something they'd like to happen on the show. Not totally in a way make up your own character traits. Sorry if I seem harsh,but you were pretty rude in your last post to us. That's how I took it anyway. No offense by anything I said. I just was offering my comments last time as of this time,and You shot me down. Sorry if anything I said or have said offended you. Just my opinion.

- #1_Nancy_McKeon & Jeanie.

I have to agree here.. I mean I have never seen Jinny act that way nor do i expect to.. Keep writing but try to stay true to the characters is what i say..


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Are you seriously asking me these questions? ~CD
I have a partner and I trust her to be there for me. You I do not trust now get out of this parking lot and with your pants zipped. ~CD
Jesus is my hero because He loved me so. He took my sins to the grave and rose again. Thats why Jesus is my hero!~ Bro Sam Blakely

hehe. I got three things to say.

1. You guys are absoloutely nuts.. haha.. Beyond a doubt, beyond a reason, beyond help. Congrats! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ( lol. being crazy is fun.. )

2. I like the fanfic, even though I do agree that it really isn't in character for how they're acting. But the fanfic by it's self is hilarious.

3. Keep Writing! No, don't go read the next message posted.. I said WRITE! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

- Mystery Jo Fan

I didn't mean to be mean, and if you took it that way, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to... geez.

NMRox

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-24-2001).]

i love it!!!!! Keep on going!!!!

Ok

Kate: Hello!!! Wake up! Cases here people!
Jinny: (moans) Go away... Let me get some sleep!
Kate: Sleep at home... Like your supposed to!...(throws folder on her desk) Now work!!!
Jinny: I dont want to... 5 more minutes?
Kate: NO!
Jinny: This is all thier fault... They couldve just left me alone!
Kate: No i told them to go to your house... so its my fault.. but oh well!
Jinny: I hate you... And i knwo that you slapped me.
Kate: Oh im so scared!
Jinny: Oh yes... be scred then!
Kate: Magdas the loving mother... CDs the pro... Angelas a loveing wife... Jinnys an alcoholic... And im the idiot who hired her back!
Jinny: You got that right!
Kate: I was dissing you.
Jinny: I know... Goodnight (puts head down)
Kate: You are relly pushing it!(goes into office)
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifyells) As far as it will go!

I g2g your turmn bye

DON"T STOP!!!!

OMG, this is awesome! You hafta write more soon, kk?

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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~

"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §

[Jinny and everybody else lay their head on the desk and go to sleep.]

**15 minutes later**
[Kate walks in.]
Kate: *yelling* I thought I told you to work on your cases!
Jinny: Yeah, yeah, maybe in about 10 YEARS!
[CD snores REALLY LOUD!.]
Kate: Geez. *hits CD on the head*
CD: What was that for?
Kate: You were asleep!
CD: And you think I didn't know that?!?!?!?
Kate: How could you? You were asleep!
Jinny: Like that made any sense.
Kate: What did you say?
[Gets up in Kate's face.]
Jinny: Couldn't you hear me? Do you need hearing aids or something, GRANNY!!!???
Kate: Jinny, SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! (lmao)

Your turn!!!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

OMG!!!! So, funny! i am cracking up!!!! Go on!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

HAHAHAH!!!!


Jinny: NO!!!!!!!
Kate: YES!!!!!!
Jinny: NO!!!!!!
Kate: YES!!!!!!
Jinny: NO!!!!!!
Kate: YES!!!!!!
Jinny: YES!!!!!
Kate: NO!!!!!!!... Oh i dont belive i fell for that.
Jinny: Niether can i.... I mean i always knew you were stupid.... But i never thought you were thar stupid.
Kate: Was that really nesisary?
Jinny: Very!
Kate: GET TO WORK!(goes into office)
Jinny: (takes headphones out of her desk and put them on and sings along) He met marmalade down in old moulin rough... struttin her stuff on the...
Angela http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifwakes up) AHHH! No not again!!
Jinny: Ok.... I change the song. (starts singing again) Im a survivor, im gonna make it, i will survive and keep on surviveing...
Kate: (walks out) Oh yeah jinny, (sarcastically) I didnt know you can read and sing at the same time.
Jinny: *opens folder* Well i can.

YOUR TURN

Jinny: *sings* you thought I couldn't breathe without ya, I'm inhailin', you thought I...
[Magda grabs the head phones.]
Jinny: Hey! Gimme that back!
Magda: Jinny...
Jinny: *whines* Magda!!!
Magda: Fine. *gives them back to her*
Jinny: *props her feet on her desk* Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi!!!
CD: Geeeeeez!
Angela: I'm bored.
Teddy: Me too... *yawns*
Jinny: Then you can have our case! *throws folder on Angela's desk*
CD: Thanks, but no thanks! *gives it back to Jinny*
[Jinny lays it on her desk, leans back in her chair with her feet still propped up on the desk and the headphones still on and goes to sleep.]
Angela: Maybe we should just let her sleep.
Teddy: Yeah, I guess so. But what about us? We stayed awake all night!
[Kate walks out of the office.]

HAHA! Your turn, Dana!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-27-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-27-2001).]

OH NO JINNY"S ASKIN FOR IT!!!! LOL this is an awesome fan fic!!

HEHEHE!!!!!

Kate: (with a big smile gos over to jinny and turns up her headphons as loud as theyll go)
Jinny: Ahhh!! What in the hell are you doing?!?!
Kate: WAKING YOU UP!!!!!! I thought you could read and sing at the same time!
Jinny: I can, but i wasnt singing or reading... I was sleeping, listening to lady marmalade( re adjusts volume and puts them on) Track 1, 2...4...7..9 There we go! Fast forward... there we go again lil' kims part... Dont you guys love that part???
Magda: Not really.
Jinny: Shut up its almost over... You drink wine with diamonds in the glass by the case the meaning of expensive tast, Gichi gichi yaya, mocha chocalata...
Kate: SHUT UP!!! I HATE RAP!I hateKIM PINK MYA AND CHRISTINS WHATS HER FACE!
Jinny: Aguilera... A-G-U-I-L-E-R-A, and thats lil kim... not kim
Kate: AND I RWALLY HATE THAT SONE... AND YOUR TOO OLD TO LISTEN TO THAT!!!! THATS KIDS MUSIC.
Jinny: Well grandma compared to you i am a KID!!!!! You dont even know their names.
Kate: Just change the song!
Jinny: Fine... If you wanna go and take a ride with me...
Kate: UHG!!! Ok if you dont start working now ill fire you!
Jinny: Whats that hun??? I cant hear you.... you turned up my headphones to loud!


(Deep breath) Your turn!

Hehee!!! You guys crack me up! I can't wait 4 more!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif hehee! Ok, sorry bout that... I'm chewing the gum again... I think I'm addicted... Eeeekkk!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif ok... calm down... goodbye :P

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[Kate yanks them off of Jinny and she's still singing.]
Jinny: We three wheelin' in the four with *cut of quickly* Hey! I was listening to that!
Kate: I know that, but you have work to do.
Jinny: Oh yeah, I guess you're right! *lays head on desk*
Kate: Jin, you're pushing it... really far.
[Magda runs over to Jinny.]
Magda: *with a cheezy smile* Don't worry we'll get right on it! [Kate walks back into her office and Magda rolls her eyes.] Geez, Jinny! What are you tryin' to do?
Jinny: Sleep.
Magda: I can see that! But we've got *yawns* work to do!
[Jinny gets up and puts her jacket on like a cape.]
Jinny: Come quickly! Ride the pig! *she skips out the door*

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets up off floor*
Your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ummm, uhhh... (scratches head) Alright.

Magda: (stands perfectly still and doesnt move) Umm... Ooook.. What, was, that?
CD: I dont know.
Kate: Wheres Jinny?!?(comeing out of office)
Teddy: She screamed..."come quickly, ride the pig" and skipped out of here.
Kate: Your kidding right??
CD: Shes completely lost her mind.
Kate: Ohh...k, ummm, one uh you, go fine her... and dont call me and tell me shes riding a pig. Ok? I dont want to know right now.
Magda: Ill go... Uh, im exausted... (sighs) Trust me captain, if i find her riding a pig... I wont call you... Il just leave... Its to much for me to handle right now.
CD: Go my friend quickly! Ride the pig!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

COME NMR!!!! RIDE THE PIGS WITH ME!

[Jinny's in the parking lot on the corner of the sidewalk "preaching". LOL]
Jinny: Brotha's and sista's heeeeeeeeeed my word! The pig is coming, so your gotta ride it!
[Magda runs out to her.]
Magda: What are you doing? Are you drunk?
Jinny: No, I just like making the Captain mad. **eeveel laugh**
[Magda grabs Jinny by the arm and takes her inside. Kate is standing there.]
Kate: Ride the pig!??!?!!? What in the hell doesn that mean?
Jinny: I don't know, you tell me!
CD: Jinny, sit down!
Jinny: Yes sir. Oops! I mean mam.
Angela: Jinny, you've been acting really weird lately, what's the matter? Did you get a labotemy(sp?) or something over the weekend?
Jinny: Noooooope. Haha!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Uhhhhhmmm.... Girl get a grip... NOW RIDE THE ASPARUGUS WITH THE BoBS!

CD: Ok, If you dont stop were going to get a couselor in here.
Jinny: (gasps for air) fINE DONT RIDE THE PIG!!! RIDE THE SPARUGUS WITH THE BOBS FROM BOB!!! Mwahahahahahah!
Angela: (wispering to CD) What is wrong with her???
Jinny: Nothings wrong with me! Im fine!'
Magda: Your looney!
Jinny: No im not... PIG!
CD: Uh, ok.
Teddy: This may be a little strange to ask... But are you high on cocain?
Jinny: Nnnnnnnnnno! Now come my minions! For i am the monarchy of california! Now come! Ride my asparugus! ANd when its all filled up! Ride my pig!

Magda: Dear Lord, she's lost her mind. So... I have a partner with no mind.
Teddy: I've got it worse, I've got a girlfriend with no mind.
Jinny: I heard that! *pauses* Ok, I'll stop now.
Kate: That might be a good idea, considering I almost fired you again.
Jinny: OK. *grins*
Kate: *rolls her eyes* Behave yourself.
Jinny: OK. *whispers to herself* Come quickly, ride the *points at Kate* pig!!
Kate: Cow.
[Jinny walks over to Kate and gets in a fighting stance.]
Jinny: *yells at the top of her lungs* KIAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(if you don't know what that means, it's a loud yell you have to do in karate...)
Kate: Don't "kiai" at me.


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rid the pigs and asparagus with me and dana and bob!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-27-2001).]

WE HAVE TOTTALY LOST OUR MINDS.

Jinny: Ill Kiai NE one i want... KIAI!!!!!!!!!!
Kate: What the crap is wrong with you????
Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif laughs so hard she falls down and puts her head on the ground) Ride the pig! BOB's! Ahahahahaha!
Kate: Teddy? (teddy picks jinny up like a little kid)
Jinny: *calms down* I your mighty monarch, command you, release me evil child of doom!
Teddy: (puts her down) Bow before me, evil minion of hades... Bow now or i shall vanquish you! Just like Buffy!
Teddy: What?
Jinny: All of you, children of destiny and darkness! Bow down to me or i shall sed you to the outmost regions of the pig!
Magda: Jinny!!! Stop now!!! Shell fire you... again!
Jinny: EVIL ASPARAGUS!!!!(points to magda)

Ok... your turn!

OMG!!! i am cracking up!!! Soooooo hard! keep it up! you guys are sooooooo funny!

Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny:
OMG, this is awesome! You hafta write more soon, kk?

ROFL. Yeah keep going http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Magda: What the?
Jinny: *points at CD* Eeeeeveeel pig from the outermost regions of the underworld, bow to me I say!!!!!!!!!
CD: *hesitates, but the slightly bows* Hail... uhhh...
Jinny: Now, you pig, you shall be my evil helper from HADEES!!!!
CD: Um, No. I don't think so.
Jinny: Yes, yes, come, come. *does the whispy cape thing* Come to my lair. *walks into Kate's office and locks the door*
Kate: Hey! That's my office, let me in there!
[Jinny starts bustin' out laughin' and CD looks at her kinda funny, but starts to laugh.]
CD: Jinny, where do you come up with this crap? Bobs? Asparagus? PIGS?!?!?!
Jinny: I love embarassing the hell outta Kate!
CD: Yeah, but she's gonna embarass the hell outta you when your a homeless ex-cop!
Jinny: I'll just pretend I'm drunk.
CD: That might not be a good idea!!!

EVIL MINION OF THE ASPARAGUS FORCES, TAKE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:
WE HAVE TOTTALY LOST OUR MINDS.

Jinny: *calms down* I your mighty monarch, command you, release me evil child of doom!
Teddy: (puts her down) Bow before me, evil minion of hades... Bow now or i shall vanquish you! Just like Buffy!
Teddy: What?
Jinny: All of you, children of destiny and darkness! Bow down to me or i shall sed you to the outmost regions of the pig!
Magda: Jinny!!! Stop now!!! Shell fire you... again!
Jinny: EVIL ASPARAGUS!!!!(points to magda)



OMG Dana!!!!! That was hilarious! I'm falling outta my seat laughin'!!!

THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! ok now that i said that i feel a lot better, my parents are givin me funny looks i'm laughin soooo loud!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Your humor is humoruos evil queen of the pig minions! Come rule lifetime with me!

Magda: Off al the stupid things youve ever done.... I mean this tops the Nelly, Lady marmalade thing you did.
Jinny: That doesnt count (hysterically laghs) I was drunk! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Kate: *pounding on door* Hello in there! LEMME IN NOW!!!
Jinny: No evil pig! Bow before me and forever consider yourself a minion of the asparugus bobs!
Kate: *a bunch of other officers are stareing* Let me think! NO! now let me into my office now!
Jinny: EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL Minion of the bob! Bow before the door and consider yourself a minion of the jin jin! Mwa hahahahah!
Kate: Geezus! I CANT DO THAT! Thats just insane!
Jinny: *chanting like a little kid* evil minion of the bob evil minion of the bob...*like an opera singer* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL MINION OF THE PIIIIIIIIIG! Bow bow before me i say, or the bobs shall conquer all and register it in my name!
Kate: *bows a little* There a bowed out here R U happy (jinnly looks out window)
Jinny: Now you shall forever obey me, your new name is CUCUMBER!

YOUR TURN EVIL MINION QUEEN OF THE PIG!

Everytime I read this, I laugh so hard I cry! Now, good thing mom and dad aren't home... They'd send me to a mental institution! Bow before me, evil minion of the PIG! Ok, when you hear these voices... are they friendly?

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[Jinny opens the door.]
Kate: Jinny, this has got to stop!
Jinny: Dark forces, revive my precious cucumber!
Kate: Precious cucumber?
CD: At least your not an eeveel pig!
Jinny: *stands of Kate's desk* I, Queen of pigs, cucumbers, asparaguses, and bobs announce to you my highness and greatness above you! You two have been chosen out of the world to help me rule it and you shall do exactally as I say!
Kate: Jinny.
Jinny: Huh?
Kate: You're fired.
Jinny: *gets off Kate's desk* NO!!!!! nononononononononononono!!!!!!
Kate: I thought that would make you behave! You're not drunk, are you?
Jinny: You decide! *blows her breath on Kate*

QUEEN BOB WILL TAKE OVER!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-28-2001).]

HAHAHAHAH! I am dying over here!

Kate: You... are.
Magda: I thought you were sober!
Jinny*deep breath* Hush evil minion of the carrott!
Teddy: Umm... yeah ok.
Jinny *points at him* Child of the orange soda!
Kate: Your still fired.
Jinny: Oh alright... im not drunk.
Kate: I smell alcohol on your breath.
Jinny: I always smell like that.
Kate: Your still fired.
Jinny: You know what your going to have to *leaps on desk* Bow before the almighty i before i kick all ass!
Angela: Cap! Now lok what you did! shes lost her mind!
Jinny: Silence evil grape!

U can go now, queen pig!

LMAO!!! ok i could never see this being an actull division episode but that is why it is a fan fic(a very good one i might add) but anyways THIS IS HILARIOUS, PLEASE KEEP GOING, PLEASE QUEEN OF PIGS! Jinny should be the god of Bacchanan(sp), the god of wine...i dunno we did greek mytholgy in school but anyways i am rambling on and on but the main point was please continue!

Jinny: Silence, all of you under me and my evil minions! *points at Kate and CD*
Angela: Evil grape?
CD: *Looks at Magda* You're lucky she hasn't given you a name yet!
Jinny: *points at Magda* You! You are my most valuable and personal servent, Princess of the Eggplant!
Magda: *looks at CD* You spoke too soon.
Jinny: *sticks hand out to Magda and helps her onto the desk* We shall rule the world!!!
Magda: Yeah, right, for sure.
Kate: Jinny, get down!
Jinny: You have no authority over me! I'm the ruler!
Kate: Jinny, I'm your boss. You're fired, now get out of here!
Jinny: I shall leave, but you shall regret it! I promise!
Teddy: Oh. My. God. *slaps his face*
CD: Would you have any clue what's the matter with her?
Teddy: She didn't drink that much!
CD: I think the alcohol has rotted her brain.
Magda: Maybe we should take her to the doctor or something!
Angela: Do you think Kate is really gonna fire her?
Teddy: I hope not!

O Queen o' the Asparagus and Bobs, it is your turn!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

AHAHAHAHAHA!! Tahnk you Queen o the pigs... i shall comtinue!

ANgela: Hmmmm... Does kate have security cameras in here?
Kate: Yes i do...(points as she re-enters office) And dont call me kate.
Angela: Sorry, i just want to take this home and keep it for posterity!!!
Teddy: That was seriosly wrong. She called me child of the orage soda!!!

Jinnys car.

Jinny: (laughing so hard her eyes are teary and she has her head on the steering wheel)
John: (comes over with casey) What are you doing?
Jinny: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! AHAHAHAH!
Casey: That explains it.
Jinny (still lauging) I..... I.... I... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ask Kate!
John: Uhhh, right.
Jinny: (pulls out but backs back in)... Casey.... you are my minio your new name is... Price of the... Potato... And john... Your Son of the evil turlte bobs... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH! (pulls out)
Casey: Uhm, yeah...(coughs) Yup, right.
John: What the hell did she drink ths morning?
Casey: I dont want to know.

(inside)

John: (bursts in) Ok, i want to know why jinny has re-named me son of the evil turtle bobs!
Casey: And why im price of the potatoes!
Magda: And why im princess of the eggplant!
Angela: And why im the evil grape!
Teddy: And why im child of the orange soda!
CD: ANd why im the evil pig!
Kate: And why i have to be the cucumber!

OK you can go evil pig quenn!

Teddy: Then lets go ask her!
John: She's already left.
Kate: Then lets go to her apartment!
[They all get in their cars and drive to her apartment. Jinny's sitting on the couch with her headphones on, sipping a beer. Somebody knocks on the door.]
Teddy: Jinny, are you in there?
[Hey gets him key and opens the door and walks in with everybody trailing behind.]
Jinny: *pulls headphones off* Hey, what is this? Full house?
Kate: We have a question to ask you.
Jinny: *takes a sip of beer* Go 'head.
CD: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Jinny: Nothing. Why do you ask?
Magda: After that rediculious stunt you pulled this morning, there should be a reason!
Jinny: *pretends not to know* What stunt?
Angela: Don't tell me you don't know!
Jinny: I just did, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif didn't I?
Teddy: *sighs*

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

AAAAAHA! Thankyou evil pig queen!

Magda; Oh cut the crap jin... You know what you did!
Jinny: Oh alright! Already! I dont know what came over me... Temporary insanity!
John: Bull!
Jinny: Im sorry ok! (tries to stand up but shel like... well, drunk) WHoa ok(falls back)
John: AHHH! You are drunk again cant you keep away from that stuff for 1 hour?!?!
Jinny: (slurring a little) Nnnnnnno, not really.. You got a problem with that?
John: Yes!
Cd: Well... gusse what?
Jinny: I dont want to know!
CD: Were takeing you to one of those alcoholic counseling things!
Jinny: NOO! NONONONO! Im not going! YOU CANT MAKE ME!
Kate: If you dont then your fired!
Jinny: Ill have my stuff out of your way in the morning!
Teddy: You are so stubborn!
Jinny: SUre whatever, hun, could you get me another beer?
Teddy: NO!
Jinny: Alright then ill get it myself. (john gets in her way and stands in the door way) Are you going to like move now??
John: No!
Jinny: Well, in that case, ill go back to work (runs to door) ANd embaress you again! HEHEHE! (leaves)
Magda: Catch her!

[Casey runs after Jinny. He gets infront of her and makes her walks backwards to her apartment.]
Casey: Jinny, you're going to a rehabilitation clinic and that's it. End of story.
Jinny: You can't make do what I don't want to do!
John: Oh yes we can!
[Casey and John drag Jinny out to her car and take her to a rehabilitation clinic thing.]
Nurse: Can I help you?
Casey: As a matter of fact, I think you can.
Jinny: NO YOU CAN'T!!! I'M PERFECTLY FINE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse: I can see why you brought her. *grins*
Jinny: You idiot!
[John covers Jinny's mouth, but she bites him.]
John: DAMN, JINNY!!!!!
Jinny: That's what you get for bringing me her! Haha!
Casey: Jinny, behave or they'll put you in solitary confinement or something.
Jinny: They don't have that here!

HAHA! YOU GO!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HEHEHE!

Casey: How would you know!
Jinny: Places like this just dont! And besides dumbass, im 32, not 17... i can check myself out anytime i want.... Which means now! (runs out, and casey and john follow her)
John: Whats your problem!
Jinny:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNothig is my problem...... I have no problem... And whos stupid idea was this???
Casey: Captains but....
Jinny: Somebodys gonna die!!(gets in car and pulls away and leaves them there)

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(at station)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifeven though its not loked she kicks the door open) ALRIGHT WHERE IS SHE!!!! TELL ME NOW! WHERE IS KATE???
Kate: Im here, and why do you all keep calling me kate?
Jinny: BECAUSE WE ALL HATE YOU! So it was your god forsaken idea to throw me in re-hab... Again!
Kate: It was for your own good!
Jinny: HELLO! Did you not realize that you cant actually force me to stay!
Kate: I was hopeing john or casey could convince you!
Jinny: Well they cant! And i left them standing out there you better send somebody to get them...
Kate: Thats it in here! (littlerally throws jinny into her office) If im not out in 15 mins call the police... oh wait you are the police... ok if im not out ion 15, call, the navy.

You can go now!

Kate: You left them there?
Jinny: Yes I did, you gotta problem with that?
Kate: Yes I do.
Jinny: Well, that's your problem, not mine, so DEAL WITH IT.
Kate: Jinny, you DO NOT talk to me that way, I'm your boss.
Jinny: I can talk to you anyway I want, you fired me, remember? Or do you have alzheimers?
Kate: No Jinny, my mind is perfectly fine.
Jinny: Yeah? Well, then why is your fly unzipped? Did you forget to zip it?
[Kate looks down and zips it up. She looks embarassed.]
Kate: Yes... umm... I must have.
Jinny: I'm leaving. *starts to walk out the door*
Kate: I'm not through!
Jinny: I don't give a crap!


GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

I was laughing sooooooo hard my parents were going to throw me in a mental institution!!!! This rox can't wait for more!

HEHEHE!

Kate: Ok fine, leave... but im comeing with you!
Jinny: No your not!
Kate: (thruogh clenched teeth) Then get in here(pulls her in)
Jinny: Would you... Leave me alone?
Kate: No!!! You are like clinnically insane! God! You turned this place into a zoo this morning!
Jinny: It was funny ad you know it!
Kate: (fights back a giggle) Yes very funny! Now go get your brothers!
Jinny: Their my brothers, and ill leave them standing on a strees corner if i want too!
Kate: Go...Get...your...brothers... NOW!
Jinny: No, for all i know this could be some stupid trick to get me to go back in there!
Kate: If you go ill give you your job back!
Jinny: Oh, well i that case.(leaves the office and start to leave the division)
Kate: Ad i want them back in one piece... Meaning dont hit kick or shoot them on the way back!
Jinny: Ill call it self defese!
Kate: Uh huh, now go!

Your turn!

Great! You know what's on the radio right now? (laughs.) Lady Marmalade.
I feel drunk...

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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

CAN"T WAIT FOR MORE!!!1

OMG!!! Awesome! Keep going. it is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
OMG!!! Awesome! Keep going. it is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!


Yeah i agree; this is too good.

[At the clinic... Casey and John are standing on the corner. LOL]
Jinny: *rolls down the window* Get in.
[They both hop in the back seat.]
Casey: Why'd you leave us, Jin?
Jinny: Why did I leave you? WHY DID I LEAVE YOU?!?!?!!? *stops car* GET OUT!!!!!
Casey: Sorry, sorry!!!!

**At the Division**
[Jinny, Casey, and John walk in.]
Kate: So I see you brought them back...
Jinny: Yeah.
Kate: And luckily *looks at John and Casey* you're still in one piece. Oh, and Jinny...
Jinny: What?
Kate: You can have your job back.
Jinny: Great. I'm just leaping for joy.
Kate: Go home.
**Jinny walks out the door and goes to her apartment. She digs in her pockets and finds the keys. She opens the door and lays her jacket on the chair and goes to the kitchen. She opens the fridge and grabs a................................................................................................................................. bowl of Kozy Shak rice pudding! *made ya think she was gonna get beer, huh? haha!* She grabs a spoon and sits on the couch.*

GO!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

OH MY that's kinda scary!!!!

Oh yeah ill just pick up from there... thanks alot!

Jinny: (starts thinking about that whole psycotic episode in work) hhhhehe. ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh!!!!!(cel phone) Extead. Oh hi mag.
Magda: Can i ask you something? What was with the whole freakout thing?
Jinny: I dont know... I wasnt that drunk. It was just so fun.. HAHA!
Magda: Well, whatever... Just wanted to know what goes on in that little mind of yours. Bye.
Jinny: Yeah whatever bye.

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(the next morning)

Jinny: (walks in) I your ruler have returned!
CD: NO!!
Jinny: Im kidding, calm down tall one.
Cd: Yeah ok
Jinny: (takes out headphones)
ANgela: Not the headphones again.
Jinny: I com work with it.
Kate: OK CASES! Ok Jinny and magda we have this (hands them folder) Oh not the headphones again.
Jinny: Oh yes... Whheres all mah soul sistas Lemme hear ya flow sistas.
Kate: Uhh! I hate that song.
Jinny: (like really loud) He met marmalade down in old moulin rouge! struttin her stuff on the streets! She shaid, hello hey jo, you wanne give it a go?? Oh uh huh.
Angela: You dont know how annoying that is.
Jinny: Yes i do. HAHAH! Thats why i always sing it!
Magda: I kind of like it (she got a bunch of evil looks) Ok, ok sorry.
Jinny: Shut up, its the good part. He came throgh with the money and the garter bags I let him know we bout that cake, strightr up the gate uh We independent women some mistake us for whores, Im sayin 'why spen mine when i can spend yours disagree well thats you and im sorry imma keep playin these cats like atari Wear ideal shoes gettin love from the dudes 4 badd ass chicks from the moulin rouge!
Kate: Are you quite finished???
Jinny: Wwe drink wine with diamonds in the glass by the case, the meanin of expensive taste! if you wanna giuchi giuchi ya ya Macha chocalata Real lady marmalade.Yes im done.
Kate: Well get to work!
Jinny:Ok.
Angela: I would just like to pint out you did a great job with that whole little kim slutty rap thing.
Jinny: Thanks its my specialty!

Your turn now!

My computer keeps freezing! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Jinny: So... I'm gonna do it again! Haha!!! yeah, yeah, aw, we come through with the money and the garter belts, let 'em know we 'bout the cake, straight out the
*CD puts her had over Jinny's mouth*
Kate: Thanks.
*CD takes her hand off of her mouth*
Jinny: EVIL PIG, I SAY!!!
CD: Nooooononono.
Jinny: I'M. KIDDING. Geez. You don't always have to take me so seriously!
Kate: ANYWAYZ. You have work to do.
Jinny: **eeveel laugh** Yes. I do. Mwahahahaha! IF YOU WANNA COME AND TAKE A RIDE WITH ME WE THREE WHEELIN' IN THE FOUR WITH THA GOLD CV'S, OH WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY? HEY, MUST BE THE MONEY!
[Teddy walks over to Jinny and scares the crap out of her.]
Teddy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Jinny: *jumps out of her seat* What? Hey! Huh? DON'T DO THAT!
Teddy: Sorry! You need to get to work!
Jinny: I know what I need to do! *gets up and gets some coffee, Teddy follows her*

HAHA! Go!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

OMG, sooo funny! You hafta write more soon...

Her black satin sheets, suedes, and dark geens yeah

Sorry, but that's an awesome song!

Geetcha geetcha yaya Mocha chocolata creole Lady Marmalade

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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

hahaha... funny.

Teddy: No offense jin, but you have the patience and hyperactivity of a three year old!
Jinny: Tats what alcohol does to your mind... personally i like it.
Teddy: well i think its cute to... but kate doesnt.
Kate: Geezus stop calling me kate!
Teddy: Sorry.
Jinny: So why did you mysteriosly show up, to ask me something... to scare the crap outta me, or because you missed seeing this pretty face (smiles)
Teddy: Al of the above. What was that whole asparugug pig bob thing???
Jinny: Well yeaterday i turned on the TV and it was the first thing a saw so i elaborated on it!
Teddy: That was so dumb.
Jinny: I know but Bob Rick Eddie (hehe) Howard... Uhhh, people in the bar, got a kick out of it.
Teddy: Uh huh right. (jinny puts on headphones)Oh boy.
Jinny: He loves me he loves you not!
Teddy: OK!!! THATS ENOUGH! any other song please!
Jinny: he came through with the money and the garter bags i let him know we bout that cake, straight up the gate.
Teddy: To spare myself a splitting headach im going to leave...
Jinny: (like damn loud!) Touch of her skin baby silky smooth, oh , color of cafe au lait!
Kate: ALRIGHT!!! I HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM THE 2 OF YOU MAGDA AND CHRISTINA OVER HERE! Go investigate.
Jinny: (gets up singing as she leaves) More more moooooooooooooooore now hes at home doin 9-5 Livin the grey flannel life. Oh baby. (Mag grabs headphones and throws them to kate, who goes into her office) Thankyou magd.
Magda: Glad i could be of service!

(Jinnys car)

Jinny: (hits the radio button)
DJ: And now lady marmalade.
Jinny: hahaha!
Magda: Thsi is going to be a loooooong ride.

Your turn!

Magda: Where are we going, anyways?
Jinny: To the... umm... beer store!
Magda: No were not!
Jinny: I'm the one driving!
Magda: I'm the one with the cell phone!
Jinny: What does that have to do with anything?
Magda: I can call Kate!
Jinny: *pauses* Fine, where should we go?
Magda: Well, we do kind of have a case we're working on...
Jinny: Yes, and...
Magda: Don't we need to check it out?
Jinny: No. *grins*
Magda: Jinny...
Jinny: Jinny what?
Magda: We need to work on that case, you know what Kate will do to us if we don't!
Jinny: If she hasn't fired me yet, then she's not going to! *mutters under her breath* Big chicken.
Magda: What did you say?
Jinny: I said... uh... Fried chicken. I'm hungry.
Magda: Uh, yeah...

Your turn!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HAHA!

Jinny: Yeah lets get some food... Let go to the Anchorside.
Magda: Cell phone! (jinny takes the cell phone away from her)
Jinny: Fats reflexes... Comes from that whole karate thing.
Magda: Yeah... Im so happy.

(anchorside)

(bar tender... Lets call HER Dana)

Dana: Hey guys, want somethin?
Jinny: Sure Dane... Uh chicken sanwich and a beer.
Dana: Arent you still on duty?
Jinny: Your point is.
Dana: Alrighty then... But i take no responsibility for anything that happens to you.
Magda: Jinny are you nutz?
Dana: I could answer that one for you.
Jinny: Watch it girl i carry a gun.
Dana: Yeah so do i. (hands her a beer) You want anything magd?
Magda: A SODA! and a burger.
Dana: Playing safe huh? Big chicken.
Magda: What?
Dana: Nothing hun!
(bout 5 mins later)

Dana: Oh my... I dont belive you did that. One time i got up on the bar and... Captains here!
Jinny: What???
Dana: Well that is your cap, isnt it.
Jinny: CRAP!
Dana: Get over here (pulls jinny over the bar and pushes her down)
Kate: Hi dana, Magda, wheres jinny?
Dana: Jinny who. (jinny falls into her leg) Hey thats my leg bitch!
Jinny: Well sorry! (still holding beer, gets up)
Dana: You better be shorty!
Jinny: Why you little....(BTW angela and CD are just walking in)
Kate: Your on duty you cant drink!
Dana: I said the same thing.

Your turn!

Hahahhahaha that is soooooo funny!!

Jinny: Uhh... umm... [hides beer behind her back and grabs Magda's soda] What do you mean I can't drink? This is Pepsi!
Kate: Jinny, what's behind your back?
Jinny: Ummm... my butt?
Kate: Very funny. I mean what's in your hand?
Jinny: [Squats down and stis the beer on the floor and then holds her hand out.] Nothing!
Kate: Jinny, don't lie to me, I know you had a beer behind your back!
Jinny: Then why am I drinking Pepsi??? [Takes a sip, but spits it out towards Magda's feet. CD and Angela are standing beside her.]
Magda: Hey!
CD: Gross Jinny!
Kate: Why did you do that?
Jinny: It was uhh... FLAT! It didn't taste right! Heh...
Kate: And you expect me to belive that?
Jinny: Yes?
Kate: Let's go.
[The all go back to the Division.]

Your turn, BARTENDER DANA!!! HAHA!!!

Magda: Hey!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Thank you...

(kates office)

Kate: SIT!
Jinny: (sits) look, i uhhh.
Kate: What were you just going to march in here drunk again and take over the station?
Jinny: I dont get drunk off a just 1 beer!
Kate: It doesnt matter! ANd you (turns to magda) You let her.
Magda: Hey i told her not too, what was i supposed to do? She stole my cell phone.
Kate: You stole her phone?
Jinny: Look, i...
Kate: Are suspended for 2 weeks no pay!
Jinny: What?
Kate: Sorry, but im required too!
Jinny: (storms out)

(((Bar)))

Dana: Your back already?
Jinny: Ive been suspended!
Dana: That sux.
Jinny: Yes i know! Ginne the strongest stuff you got!
Dana: Isnt this what got you in this problem in the first place?
Jinny: Just do it!

Your turn!

Dana: All right... if you say so. [She takes mixes Jinny a drink and hands it to her. She downs it in about three sips.]
Jinny: That was pretty good. Gimme another one.
[She mixes up another one and gives it to her.]
Jinny: What's in this?
Dana: Uhhh... you don't want to know!
Jinny:*starts slurring* You sure you not gon tell meeeee??
Dana: Yeah, I'm sure. Listen, do you need somebody to take you home?
Jinny: Nooooooooooooo.
Dana: Fine then.
[Jinny lays a ten dollar bill on the counter and walks to her car. She digs in her pockets and FINALLY finds her keys. It takes her a minute to get it unlocked, but she does. She sits in her car and cranks it up and drives home. She walks up to her apartment, mumbling to herself.]
Jinny: Stupid, stupid bit *coughs* woman. Suspended... huh. *Unlocks the door.* Well, if that's how she feels... fine with me, atleast I don't have to see her ugly face for two whole weeks!
[Someone knockes on the door.]
Jinny: *still slurring* Whooooo is it?!?!
Kate: It's Kate.
Jinny: I spoke to soon. What do you want?
Kate: I need to talk to you!
Jinny: About what?

That's up to you, bartender!!!HAHA

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

HAHA! I love that title "Bartender"

Kate: Would you just let me in! I dont bite!
Jinny: How can i be sure?
Kate: not amused.
Jinny: (lets her in) So, whatdaya want?
Kate: Sit.
Jinny: (sits) Oh wait(stands up) Why do i always have sit down! I dont wanna.
Kate: Have you been drinking again?
Jinny: Only a...a... I dont know what it was... Dana wouldnt tell me.
Kate: Thats a bad sign... Last time she said that too me i passed out after i drank it.
Jinny: (giggles) I know... But it was really goooood!
Kate: Ehhh, yeah right.... I uh... think you may have a... Ok, i think you have a problem.
Jiny: Like what?
Kate: Think about it!

Jinny: I'm thinking, but I don't know what you're talking about!
Kate: Jinny, it's about your drinking.
Jinny: NO NO NO! Don't you EVEN go there!
Kate: Jinny, I have to, it's my job!
Jinny: Yeah, just like it's your job to fire me when I act all nutz!
Kate: Uhh, yeah. Anyways, I think you need to cut down a little.
Jinny: Why?
Kate: Why??? You're asking me why?
Jinny: Yeah, that's what I said!
Kate: I can't belive you! *walks ou the door*
Jinny: Thank God! *lays on the couch and ges to sleep*

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ok...

(((next morning)))

Jinny: (sqirms aroung and sits up, her head is pounding) What in the heeeeeeeeeeeeeell did she put in my drink? (phone rings) Head pain! Who evers calling shall suffer!!! (chirpy voice) Hello?
Kate: Hi.
Jinny: Oh gawd!
Kate: Can i talk to you now? Oh will i suffer?
Jinny: Do you have a microphone in my apaerment?
Kate: No... I think that you need to cut down on the "she didnt tell me what was in it but now im really drunk" Drinks.
Jinny: You called that drunk??? You dont get out much do you?
Kate: Please, just consider getting some help.
Jinny: (slams phone down) I am so sick of this!

Your turn!

Jinny: I wish these freaks would just leave me alot! Ouch, my head...
[Somebody knocks on the door.]
Jinny: Who are you?
Teddy: (Dana, I'm gonna CRY!!!) It's Teddy!
Jinny: Oh, come in...
[He opens the door and walks in and sits beside her.]
Teddy: You alright?
Jinny: Uh, yeah. My head just hurts a little.
Teddy: Let me guess why.
Jinny: Go ahead.
[They both laugh. He puts his arm around her.]
Teddy: Kate told me what she did.
Jinny: Yeah, I'm suspended.
Teddy: Well...
Jinny: Please don't give me a speach!
Teddy: I won't... if you don't want me to.
Jinny: Please, I don't! I've already had to many!!!

Go... *sobs*

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ehhhhhh... Ok... Teddy! (sobs)

Jinny: Dont you have too work?
Teddy: Day off.
Jinny: Oh wanna go get something too eat?
Teddy: Sure. Where?
Jinny: THEEEE Anchorside! Oh yes!
Teddy: Are you going to drink anything?
Jinny: No, i..its way too early for that... Im still recovering from the whatever it was that dana gave me.
Teddy: Well, good.

(bar, rgith outside)

Guy comes flying out the door.

Dana: ANd stay out!!!!
Jinny: What are you doing!
Dana: (tilts her head and crackes her neck) Are you going to buy something? Or just stand there and bug me about this charecter!
Jinny: What did he do?
Dana: You know 3 weeka ago that guy who was like harrasing you?
Jinny: Yeah, ohhh... Yeah ok. (her and teddy go in)


YOUR TURN!

Dana: OK, so... anyways... how can I help you guys?
Jinny: Gimme a miller.
Teddy: Give her a COKE. Make that two Cokes.
Jinny: Thanks Teddy.
Teddy: No problem. *grins*
[Dana hand's them their Cokes.
Dana: Listen guys, my shift's over. See you later.
[Another bartender walks in, let's call HER... NMRox! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif]
NMRox: Is there anything else I can get you?
Jinny: As a matter of fact...
Teddy: No, we're fine.
NMRox: So Jin, I see he's not lettin' you drink. *giggles*
Jinny: Yeah... Captain's orders I guess you could say...
NMRox: Geez...
[After 15 minutes have passed, they pay NMRox and leave.]

((In the car))
Teddy: So, where do you wanna go?
Jinny: **EEVEEL LAUGH** Let's go visit the Captain!!!!

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Cute.... Oh boy... where this fan fic could go!

Teddy: Jinny? What are you going to do if i take you.
Jinny: Nothing... I left an old boom box in my locker... I need to get it. (grins)
Teddy: Are you lying?
Jinny: Now, hunny, why would i lie???
Teddy: ok fine il take you.

(at the station)

Kate: Jinny... Why are you here?
Jinny: Oh just had to get this... Evil boom box!
Angela: Evil??? Boom??? Box???
Jinny: (puts in cd, its lady marmalde, she jumps up on her desk and starts singing) Wheres all mah soul sistas, lemme hear ya flow sistas!
CD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jinny: Guichi Guichi ya ya da da, guichi guichi ya ya here, mocha chocalata Crole lady marmalade!
Kate: Jinny please stop this!
Jinny: Hush evil minion! you shall not cross me or you will face the wrath of the evil pink cupcake man!

Your turn! But remember you started the madness this story may have!

Teddy grabs Jinny by the waist and carries her out the Divison door, Kate follows.]
Jinny: Evil cupcake man shall smythe thee!
Kate: Get her outta here!!!!
Teddy: I'll try!
Jinny: Noooo!!! You shall leave me here! Or I will smythe thee!
Teddy: Come on Jinny!
[CD walks out beside them and grabs her feet and helps Teddy take her out to the car.]

((At Jinny's Apartment))
Teddy: You lied to me, Jinny.
Jinny: I know, I'm sorry.
Teddy: So you think sorry is always gonna make everything better? *Jinny doesn't say anything* Heeeeeelo?
Jinny: Leave me alone.
Teddy: No, I'm not gonna leave you alone.

Go

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

great... i have no idea what to write here...

Teddy: I mean what id your problem anyway!
Jinny: Well what difference does it make! Chances are shes gonna fire ma any way! (goes into kitchen)
Teddy: Where are you going?
Jinny: (comes back with beer) Nowhere. Im staying here!
Teddy: A beer... hasnt this caused enough problems...
Jinny: Yes it has! But i dont care... nobody does! I just want to forget everything that happened today. (lays down on couch but keeps drinking it)
Teddy: So this is just going to fix everything?
Jinny: No... but, i, i cant stop. I cant.

Your turn

You know, it's good to see a story where the writer is having fun. I'm having fun, too! Can't wait 4 more!

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"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13

"For the Lord is good, His mercy is everlasting, and His truth endures to all generations." Psalms 100:5

"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." 1 Thessalonians 4:16,17

~*Danielle*~

Write some more soon, kk? KK, I'm freakin' every1 out with the "Brothas and sistas, heeeeeeeed my word!" thing... I g2g!

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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust
The Lord giveth
And the Lord taketh away
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Amen, Amen

Teddy: No Jinny, please... [Takes the beer bottle out of her hand and kisses her. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif] Could you cut down for me? [Kisses her again.]
Jinny: Well, if you put it that way...
[I guess you know what happens here... but they don't go THAT far... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif]

**The next morning...
[The phone rings. Teddy picks it up.]
Teddy: Hello?
Magda: Hey... who is this?
Teddy: Oh, it's Teddy.
Magda: Oh, hey Teddy, is Jin there?
Teddy: Ummm... yeah, but she's asleep.
Magda: Is she alright?
Teddy: Yeah, why do you ask?
Magda: It's 1:30 in the afternoon.
Teddy: Oh my God, are you serious?!?!
Magda: Yes!!!
Teddy: I gotta go! *slams phone down. Shakes Jinny to wake her up.* It's 1:30 and I was supposed to go to work 5 hours ago! *gets up, but realizes he has no clothes on*
Jinny: *giggles* You...
*Wraps a sheet around him and runs around the apartment to find all of his clothes. He gets dressed and goes to work. Jinny gets up and puts her clothes on and goes to the kitchen. She opens the fridge and looks at a bottle of Miller, but remembers what Teddy said... So she fixes herself a cup of coffee iwth LOTS of sugar and creme and sits on the couch.]

Your turn!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-04-2001).]

He...hehehe....ha!

Jinny: Well now... This is fun isnt it? Wait, who the hell am i talking too? *phone rings* Helloo-o?
Magda: Hehe... Teddy was there... Anything interesting????
Jinny: Not really im just sitting here drinking my coffe. And teddy left, he needed to work... Being suspendeds fun!
Magda: Coffe thats a new thing for you.
Jinny: I like beer better, but im trying to <little nasaly voice> Cut down for teddy dearest!
Magda: Thats good, im glad, so whats up with you and teddy?
Jinny: You are not going to shut up until i tell you are you?
Magda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no.
Jinny: Well, bye(hangs up) That was fun! Oh there we go, talking to nothingness again. I have too stop that before people think im a psyco. (sits down and turnd on TV, and theyre showing the budwieser commercial) Oh this is not helping. (every channel has something to do with alcohol so she turns it off, and gets up, then sits down, and then gets up and sits down, then gets up and gos toward the kitchen, but stopps in the middle of the door way and cant decide what to do.

YOUR TURN!

Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:

Jinny: I like beer better, but im trying to <little nasaly voice> Cut down for teddy dearest!


OMG DANA!!!!!! I'm falling out of my chair!! That was hilarious!!!

OK, here goes!!!

Jinny: No I can't. I can't. I can't... Ahhh!!! I have to!! Just one wont hurt...
[She opens the fridge and drinks just one and sits back on the couch.][The phone rings again.]
Jinny: Heeeellllooooooooo?
Magda: Why did you hang up on me?
Jinny: Ummm... I don't remember.
Magda: Jin, you've been drinking again, haven't you?
Jinny: OK, OK. You dragged it out of me. But *slurrs* I jus haaaaad oneee!
Magda: Geez, Jin. Please don't drink anymore!
Jinny: Okie dokey! *hangs up the phone* Sure, I won't drink anymore after this one! [Goes to the kitchen and takes out another one and drinks it and starts to sing.]
Jinny: 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer, I take one down and drink it all by myself, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!
[A couple of hours later Teddy walks in and she's still singing.]
Jinny: -5,447 bottles of beer on the wall!
Teddy: No Jinny! No!
[There are empty beer bottles piled up on the floor beside her.]
Jinny: -5,447 bottles of beer! I'll be right back!
[She runs to the bathroom and barfs... (suprized?)]

Your turn!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Geez! She drank alot!


Teddy: Oh boy.
Jinny: Jussa minit! (throws up again)
Teddy: (Counting beer bottles on floor) Oooooh, uh, whooo.
Jinny: (Staggers out) Hi (sits down)
Teddy: You promised!
Jinny: Im sorry i, it, um eh?
Teddy: Is that your excuse???? It i uh um, great one! Whats wrong with you??? its not that hard!
Jinny: Oh what do you know???? R U an alcoholic? Huh? Do you know what i feel like right now?
Teddy: No i dont.... But its not like you ever talk when your upset, you just drink yourself into a stuper!
Jinny: What is there to say??? Its addictive? And im addicted!
Teddy: You just admitted it! Good sign!
Jinny: No... no.. i .... G, Get OUT!!!
Teddy: No jinny...
Jinny: OUT NOW!
Teddy: Please... (jinny points to door) Fine... I cant take this anymore anyway! (leaves)

YOUR TURN!

[Teddy is wiping his eyes as he walks ou the door. Jinny sheds a tear or two.]
Jinny: Geez... I wonder how long he's gonna be mad at me... He'll probably call me later tonight. Weenie. *pauses* Oh my God, did I just say that? *laughs* Oooookay... I'm talking to myself...
[She turns on the TV and falls asleep about an hour later. Then the phone rings. It rings about 5 times before Jinny answers it.]
Jinny: What?!?!?!
Teddy: Hey, it's me.
Jinny: *to herself* Weenie.
Teddy: What?
Jinny: *coughs* It's me who?
Teddy: Ya know, Teddy. Your borfriend!
Jinny: Oh yeah, that Teddy.
Teddy: What is that supposed to mean?
Jinny: Nothing, nothing... Listen, I gotta go. *hangs up phone* Weenie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Geez... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
[Somebody knocks on the door. She get up and opens it.]
Magda: Hey!
Jinny: Uhhh... hey!
Magda: It's the end of my shift, so I thought I'd drop by.
Jinny: Oh, come in!
Magda: *looks at the beer bottles* Jin...?
Jinny: Uhhh, whoops!
Magda: You know what the captain would do if she saw this, don't you?
Jinny: Yeah, so... [Somebody knocks on the door.] Noooo.... it couldn't be. *pauses* Who is it?!?!
Kate: It's Kate!
Magda: Oh my God, Jin. What are we gonna do?
Jinny: Oh, I know! [Grabs some beer bottles and runs to her bedroom and shoves them under the bed and Magda does the same.]
Kate: *knocks on the door* Are you gonna let me in?
Jinny: In a minute! I'm naked!!!
Kate: Geez...
[Jinny opens the door.]
Jinny: Hi!!!! How are ya?
Kate: Uhh... I'm fine. You seem awful happy for someone who got suspended without pay...
Jinny: Uh, yeah... Won't you have a seat?

Your turn!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH! That was soooo funny!

Jinny: So, i , uh, sp, dp, dplb. by th, ju, So whats up?
Kate: Uh yu it ll jf, Nothing!
Jinny: Very not funny.
Kate: You know teddy told me how much you drank!
Jinny: WENNIE!!! WEENIE WEENIE WINEEWEEN! he is such a WEEEEEEEEEEEEENIE!
Kate: Uh, yeah weenie, right. Well, DONT DO THAT!
Jinny: Do wha-?
Kate: Drink so much... not good at all! Very bad! As a matter of fact, you NEED to get this whole compulsive drinking problem under control now! you NEED to or ill be forced to fire you!
Jinny: What, wha wha wha? what? what? wha wha?
Kate: Are you rapping or does that just come naturally?
Jinny: WHY???
Kate: Because you screw up oo much! your always late... drink while on duty, never ever listen NE more... and you tried to take over the station not 1nce but 2wice! *somebody knocks on door*
Jinny: Who the hell is it this time????
Teddy: Its me... uh teddy!
Jinny: AHHHH! Why are all you people showing up! *gasp* You planned this didnt you! AHH! (runs into room) Out! (magda runs out and jinny slamms door)
Kate: Why r u here?
Magda: Uh, uhuh, uh um, wha, uh um.
Kate: Why do you do that???? That uhuhuhuh, wha, uh thing???
Magda: Im around jinny too much!
Teddy: (realizes doors unlocked and comes in) \

UR TURN!

Teddy: Uhh.. hey Kate, I didn't know you were here.
Kate: Yeah, well... maybe YOU can talk some sense into her!
Teddy: I'll try...
Kate: *pauses* Go ahead.
Teddy: Ummm... OK. *coughs* Jinny...
Jinny: *giggles* Yeah...
Teddy: I, umm...
Kate: You, ummm... what?
Teddy: Maybe you should do this.
Kate: Fine. Jinny, if you don't stop drinking, you'll have to live with me and go to a rehabilitation clinic so I can make sure you don't drink.
Jinny: Live with you? That's enough to make me stop right now!
Kate: All right then, see you at work tomorrow.
Jinny: But my suspension isn't over yet.
Kate: So...
Jinny: Fine... I'll be there.

**The Next Morning At The Division
[Jinny walks in early... HAHA.]
Kate: Jinny, is that you?
Jinny: Yeah. Why do you ask?
Kate: Your, your, EARLY!!!
Jinny: Yeah, I guess I am. *grins*
Kate: Did you drink anything last night?
Jinny: No.
Kate: Alright then... [Walks into her office and Jinny sits at her desk. Kate walks back out of her office with folders as the camera starts to zoom out.]
Kate: *you can barely hear her* Cases! All right Jinny and Magda we've got...


*****Screen Fades...

THE END

What'd ya think?

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-04-2001).]

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! please don't make that the end i love this one it's so funny
-colleen-


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jinny: who in the hell are you?
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JO rocks!!!!!!!!
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J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth!
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AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo

Were writing another one!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

hahahahahahahha omg sooo funny!

Jinny: I am naked

Jinny:WEENIE!

My fav. lol!

BROTHAS AND SISTAS! Heeeeeeeeeeeed my word! If your new and havent read this Fan fic yet do so! And ride the carrot!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

I spent 2 hours reading it and It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gr8.I loved it I died laughing 10+X's I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

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Jinny:This Is Who I am.

*YeeHaw!*