If you wanna laugh... Mwahahaha.

"The Power of Handcuffs"
by: NancyMcKeonRox and NancyJoJinny


Dana: HI!!!
Kaley: How are ya?
Jinny: I was fine until you handcuffed yourselves to me!!! Why in the hell did you?
Kaley: For the hell of it.
Jinny: I smell something... smells like... pot.
Dana: Oh yeah, that too.
Jinny: What's that supposed to mean?
Kaley: Ummmmm...
Jinny: You're high, aren't you?
Dana: I guess you coud say that.
Jinny: Geez... I'm handcuffed to two high strangers. This is great. Just great.

OK, your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can [i]coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-03-2001).]

lolololololol!!!

Dana: It is great isnt it!?!?
Jinny: Come on gimme the key... NOW... Im a cop...
Dana: Nopey! *swallows key, kaley does the same*
Jinny: Who in the hell are you guys anyway!?!?
Kaley: Im , like , Kaley
Dana: ANd im like... Dana. Whats your name?
Jinny: Jinny.
Kaley: Like, as in short for Virginia Jinny, or Jinny Jinny, not so short for Virginia Jinny?
Jinny: Jinny Jinny, not so short for virgina Jinny! Now, were going back too the station... And getting you off me!!!
Dana: We think not! *pushes Jinny intoo bushes, and Kaley and Dana fall on Jinny*

Your turn!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: We're not goin' back I say!!!
Jinny: You wanna bet?
Dana: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do!
[They go to Jinny's car and drag her along, of course.]
Jinny: What are you doing?!
Kaley: What does it look like were doing?
[Captain walks out of the building.]
Jinny: Great! Here's comes the captain.
Dana: Thanks for warning us!
[Kaley covers Jinny mouth and they hide behind Jinny's car until Cap drives off.]
Kaley: That was close.
Dana: Yeah, I know. Maybe a little too close.
Kaley: Ok, let's get outta here!!!


Your turn!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

lol!

Dana: *foces jinny in the car, all three crawl arouns until Jinnys in the drivers seat Danas in the back, and kaleys in the passenger seat.* Drive!
Jinny: NO! *Jerks dana forward and tries too get her off, but theyre handcuffs, it just doesnt work* You little... little... High... freak!
Dana: Shut the **** up and drive!
Jinny: WHERE!?!?
Kaley: Your house... Just do it!
Jinny: No!! God knows what youll do to mee there!
Kaley: Were not going too hurt you or anything! We like you!
Jinny: Thats what i was afraid of.

Your turn!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

haaaahahahahaaa!!!

((At Jinny's apartment))
[They're sitting on the couch.]
Jinny: I can't believe this is happening!*phone rings* Let me answer it!
Kaley: NOOO!!! *picks up the phone* Hellllllllllloooooooooo?!?!?!
Jinny: *jerks phone away* Hello?
Teddy: Who was that?
Jinny: Oh, umm... it was me, I just had uhhh... a frog in my throat.
Teddy: Oookay... since you're off tomorrow, do you wanna go get some breakfast in the morning?
Jinny: No, I can't.
Teddy: Why?
Jinny: I've got to uhhh... wax my lawn. BYE!!!
Dana: Wax your lawn?! You don't have a lawn.
Jinny: So!!!
Kaley: Yeah, so!!!
Dana: Shut up!

Your turn!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Kaley: No you shut up!
Dana: No you shut up!
Jinny: Why dont you both shut up!
Kaley: Come quickley! Ride the pig!
Jinny: *Gives Kaley a really freak ass weird look*
Dana: Do you have any beer!?!?
Jinny: Your underaged.
Kaley: No were not!
Jinny: Im not an idiot.. Yes, you are.
Dana: Who cares! Come quicly!!! Ride her too the kitchen!
Jinny: WHat?
Kaley: Navermind... Come Dearest!!! *Dana and Kaley drag her into the kitchen*
Jinny: Its my beer! You cant have it!
Dana: Oh calm down... here have one. *hands Jinny and Kaley beer*
Jinny: Hold up! How do i sleep with you chained too me?
Kaley: Thats your problem. Well sleep anywhere.
Dana: Yup.. I got an idea lets stay up all night!
Jinny: Its not like i was going too sleep next too you anyway.
Kaley: Your mean!
Jinny: Yeah i know.

Your turn!


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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: Guuuuuurl, do you wanna start sumthin'? Cuz if you do, we're takin' you DOWN!!!
Jinny: OK, OK... let's just sit down...
Dana: *plops down on the couch* Where's your remote?
Jinny: Right here. *pulls out the remote and turns on the TV*
Dana: *jerks it away from Jinny and canges the channel* All right! The Facts of Life!
Kaley: I love this show!
Jinny: Me too. What am I saying? Geez.
[Dana and Kaley sip on their beer while Jinny just sits there.]
Kaley: *pokes Jinny* What's the matter with you?
Jinny: What do you think?!?!
Kaley: OK, OK!!!

Your turn.

Dana: You have a bad temper Jinny.
Jinny: I know that! I dont care.
Kaley: Geez... we picked the wrong person too handcuff ourselfs too.
Dana: ehhh... Whatever, we can have fun with her.
Jinny: R u going too hurt me?
Kaley: No silly! Were going too drag you all over town... Later.
Jinny: I am not leaving the house attached too you two!
Dana: Why? Thats not nice.
Jinny: Are you 2 like sisters or something?
Kaley: No im from Alabama and shes from New Jersey... We originally met here too handcuff ourselves too Invador Zim but that didnt work.
Jinny: Invador Zim is a cartoon.
Dana: Thats why it didnt work... Arent you listening?
Jinny: Not anymore.
Kaley: *whimpers* I wish i had my key! what did i do with it again?
Dana: We ate them.
Kaley: Oh yeah...
Jinny: Oh good, the marajuanna is finally wearing off.
Dana: Shut up.
Kaley: Were not so nice when were not so high... We just might hurt you for fun.
Jinny: O boy.

Your turn

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Ride the pigs?!?!? You guys have to put that in every fanfic, don't you? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Of course, why am I asking?

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

~*Danielle*~

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaley: I'm bored.
Dana: Me too.
Jinny: Is that a good thing?
Kaley: Why would it be a godd thing?
Dana: I think we should handcuffed ourselves to somebody else.
Kaley: Yeah, I know what you mean, but who?
Dana: I dunno.
Jinny: Why don't we go to sleep?
Kaley: Sleep? Now?!
Dana: It's 9:30. *rolls eyes*
[Doorbell rings.]
Jinny: Oh my God, who is that? *walks over to the door* Who is it?
Teddy: It's Teddy.
Jinny: You can't come it!
Teddy: Why?
Jinny: I'm ironing the stove!
Teddy: OK.. *scratches head* I guess I'll talk to ya later then... bye.
Jinny: Bye!
Dana: Ironing the stove?
Kaley: God, you can come up with some lame ass excuses!

OK, your turn.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Well what am i supposed too tell him?
Kaley: Why dont you tell him that you have a 24 hour bug and if he comes in hell catch your cold?
Jinny: Because!
Dana: Now thats a lame ass excuse!
Jinny: I cant come up with excuses! I ran out of good ones when i was 15.
Kaley: Interesting.
Jinny: Im tired and theres nothing too do!
Dana: Well watch saturday night live.
Jinny: Thats not on for another 2 1/2 hours!
Kaley: Whats your point?
Dana: I got an idea... Lets take her too the bar!
Jinny: No freakin way!
Kaley: Why?
Jinny: I dont want my friends too see me!
Dana: We do.
Jinny: I really dont care. *cell phone*
Kaley: *grabs phone* Exstead?
Magda: Jinny?
Kaley: No but im takeing her call for her.
Jinny: Gimme the phone! *takes phone* Hello?
Magda: Jinny who was that?
Jinny: Nobody.
Magda: It was somebody! Where are you?
Jinny: My apartment.
Magda: Im not even going too ask.
Jinny: Thats a good idea. Bye. *hangs up* Hey Kiki and Diana or whatever your names are.
Dana: Kaley and Dana.
Jinny: WHatever... DONT YOU EVER TOUCH MY PHONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

Your turn... Jinny dearest

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: I'll touch your phone when ever I want to! *grabs phone and looks on her speed dial list* Teddy, huh? *presses Teddy's speed dial thing*
Teddy: Hello?
Kaley: *talks REALLY fast* Hey Teddy, your girlfriend is handcuffed to two people so I think you better get over here. Bye! *hangs up phone*
Jinny: OK, now you've done it.
Kaley: Hehehe.
Dana: I told you not to get in anymore fights! Those last two people are still in critical condition!
Jinny: Uhhh...
[Dana and Kaley grin REALLY big.]

OK, your turn.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Dana: *still grinning* What does Teddy loooooooooooooook like. *saying Look like luke*
Jinny: He loooooooks like a tall guy.
Kaley: You stink at describing people. Do you have a VCR?
Jinny: I broke it.
Dana: How in the hell do you break a VCR?
Jinny: I spilled beer on it.
Kaley: Your an idiot.
Jinny: I know.
Dana: I cant wait too meet Teddy. Lets handcuff...
Kaley: no.
Dana: Ok. We have enough trouble with one clinically insane alcoholic.
Jinny: ALCOHOLIC!?!?
Kaley: Sorry, sorry... We have been spying on you for 8 years.
Jinny: Excuse me?
Dana: Actually 7... But whos counting?
Jinny: W... Why?
Kaley & Dana: For the hell of it!
Jinny: Your weird you know that?
Dana: No.
Kaley: Were just extremely nosey.
Dana: That too.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

That was gooooooooooooooood!!!

Kaley: Are you gonna tell us wha he looks like, or are we just gonna hve to break the door down when he gets here?
*Somebody knocks on the door. Kaley and Dana look at eachother*
Kaley and Dana: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
*They run to the door and open it*
Teddy: Uhhh...
Jinny: *fake grin* Hehehe.
Teddy: So that's why you didn't want me to come in earlier.
Jinny: Uhhh... yeah.
Dana: She can come up with some stupid ass excuses, huh?
Teddy: And who might you two be?
Kaley: Queen of the Pigs.
Dana: Queen of Asparagus and Bobs.
Teddy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jinny: That's Kiki and Diana.
Kaley: That's Kaley.
Dana: And Dana damnit.
Jinny: OK...

Your turn.



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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

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Teddy: This may be a stupid question, but why are you handcuffed to Jinny?
Kaley: Because its fun.
Jinny: Get them off me!
Dana: We think not! Come quicly queen of the pigs! Attack her evil minion!
Teddy: What? *Kaley kicks him in the crotch* Oh... Ow.
Jinny: Hey! Dont hurt my boyfriend!
Dana: How about we hurt you?
Jinny: Go ahead hurt my boyfrend!
Dana: *kicks him and he falls, Dana and Kaley drag him in.* Geez Teddy boy, how much do you weigh?
Jinny: So now your holding me hostage in my apartment with my boyfriend, who is currently writhing on the floor in pain?
Kaley: Yeah.
Jinny: Great.
Kaley: It is isnt it?
Dana: Yeah.
Kaley: Hey, lets get the entire San fransisco PD in here!
Dana: No, too many cops... 4 more will do. Who too call next?
Kaley: *grabbs phone and dials and talks really fast* Hello Magda? You better get too Jinnys apartment, shes handcuffed too 2 idiots and her boyfriends writhing in pain, bye!
Jinny: Now shes gonna bring the whole SFPD down here.
Kaley: Good point... Come queen of the asparuguses and the bobs! To the pigly car!
Dana: Yes queen of the pigs! Come evil minion and Queen... What shall her name be? Ahhh, i have it now! Queen of the Fruits! Come all too the pigly car!
Jinny: Uh huh... right... Pigly car?
Kaley: Your car.
Jinny: Oh.

Your turn



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddy: *in the background* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dana opens the door. Magda's standing there.]
Magda: Where do you think your going?
Kaley: Come Quickly! To the pigly car!
Magda: Don't think so. *shoves Kaley back into Jinny's apartment*
Kaley: *looks at Dana* I told you we'd get caught!
Dana: It's your fault!
Kaley: Is not!
Dana: Is to!
Kaley: Is not damnit!
Magda: STOP IT!!!
Dana: *scratches head* Wow.
Jinny: Ooooookay... that was weird...


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Kaley: *pulls out handcuffs and cuffs herself too magda* HHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA!
Magda: Gimme the key! Now!
Kaley: No! *swallows it*
Dana: Oh yeah! You go girl!
Kaley: Thatnk ya!
Dana: To the pigly wigly car! O wait, we need too get magda a name... *gasps* Queen, Of the Zims.
Magda: Who are you!?!?
Jinny: Kiki and Diana.
Dana: My name is.... DANA!
Kaley: And im KALEY!
Dana: Too the pigly car... NOW!!!!!
Kaley and Dana: *drag them out the door and leave teddy there, who BTW is still writhing in pain*

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

((In parking lot))
[CD walks up to them.]
Magda: What are you doing here?
CD: Nevermind that, but uhh...
Dana: Watch out! *pulls out handcuffs* I know how to use these!
CD: Jinny?!
Jinny: I. Don't. Know... RUUUUNNN!!!!
Dana: *chases CD and handcuffs her* Hehehe!
Kaley: All right Dana!
Dana: Quickly!
Kaley: To the pigly car!
Jinny: Where are we going, and how are we all gonna fit in there?
Dana: Who cares! Let's just go somewhere.
Kaley: Yeah, there's nothing to do in your apartment.
[Teddy comes limping out to the parking lot.]
Teddy: Jinny... *gasps for air*
Jinny: Are you OK?!?!
Teddy: Why do you think I'm OK? She kicked me in the *gasps for air again*

HAHA...
Your turn!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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MWAHAHAHA!

Kaley: *pulls out handcuffs* O Teeeeeeeeddy?
Teddy: Dont!
Dana: Would you rather i kick you?
Teddy: Handcuff me Handcuff me handcuff me!!!
Kaley: *Handcuffs him too Dana, noo room left on her side*
Jinny: Now we have, CD cuffed too Magda, Magda Cuffed too Kaley, Kaley cuffed too me, Me cuffed too Dana, and dana Cuffed too teddy. What now.
Dana: ANgela Reid, and Kaitlyn McCaferty.
Jinny: AHHHH!! Dont handcuff me too the goody goodys!
Kaley: We have too find them first!
Dana: Where would they be?
Jinny: At their houses.
Kaley: To the evil minioniod of the demonds!
CD: Huh?
Magda: Dont ask.
Dana: O BTW CD? Your new name is... Princess off the... Evil cups!
CD: Uhhhh....
Dana: And im Queen of the Asparugus bobs, and shes *points too kaley* Is queen of the pigs.
CD: WHatever.
Kaley: Too the freakin pigly car before i get ugly!
Magda: Point taken.

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

((In the car.))
Teddy: Oww...
CD: God it's crammed in here!
Kaley: WHO CARES?!?!?!?!
Dana: Hurry up and go to this Angela person's house!
Jinny; OK, OK! I'm drivin already!

((At Angela's house))
[Kaley and Dana knock on the door. Angela's husband, Daniel comes to the door.]
Daniel: Yeah, what?
Kaley: Quickly! To ummm... what's her name?
Dana: Ummm... The Queen of Sprite and Pickles!
Kaley: OK, then, to the Queen of Sprite and Pickles!


Your turn!!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Daneil: Whats going on...
Jinny: Dont ask.
Kaley and Dana: *pull everyone too Angela, whos sitting on the couch watching TV.
Angela: What the...
Kaley: *cuffs her*
Dana: Our work here is done!
Angela: Jinny whats going on!?!??
Jiny; Dont ask me!
Kaley: Come queen of the sprit Pickles, too the captains lair!
Angela: Somebody explain this too me!
Teddy: theyre insane.
Angela: That explains it.


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

((Captain's house.))

Kaley: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dana: Hehehe. Tha captain's lair. *knocks on the door*
Kate: *opens door* Jinny? CD?...
Kaley: *handcuffs her*
Kate: What the?
Dana: Quickly, to the hideaway!

((Jinny's apartment))
Kate: Could somebody tell me what this mess is all about?
Jinny: Uhhh... yeah. See, these two kids...
Kaley: KIDS??!!?!?
Jinny: OK, girls... handcuffed themselves to me, Magda, Teddy, CD, Angela, then you.
Kate: OK, where are the keys?
Kaley and Dana: We ate 'em.
Kate: Perfect.
Dana: I know, isn't this just great?
Kaley: Oh yeah!
Teddy: Owwww!
Angela: What's the matter with him?
Kaley: I kicked him in the nutz!!!! *gives a high five to Dana*
Kate: Heh heh. We gotta get out of this mess.
Dana: Don't think so.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Kate: You stop this nonsense or your under arrest!
Kaley: Oh no, whats she going to do? Handcuff us? Oh Dana im sooooooo scared!
Dana: *nasaly nanny like laugh*
Jinny: CAAAAAAAALL a locksmith! *tries for phone but Kaley takes it and steps on it* You.. You.. YOU!
Kaley: me Me me!
Dana: Would you please shut up?
Kaley: Gladly!
Dana: Thankyou. So Teddy dearest, are you a cop also?
Teddy: ADA.
Dana: Assistant District Attorney, nice.
Kaley: So how long have you been doing that?
Teddy: A year, whats with the interogation!?
Dana: Just getting to know you better.
Jinny: hes MINE!
Kaley: For the time being.
Dana: THIS IS TOO STRESSFULL! Get me a beer.
Jinny: That beer is MINE! You cant drink it!
Dana: Kaley? Beer?
Kaley: Right o! *they pull everybody and get themselves each a beer and sit down*
Jinny: Itle be over soon, itle be over soon.
Magda: Please, please please please, let us go!
Dana: Shut up before I hit yu with this beer bottle.
Kaley: I want too hit her!
Dana: ME!
Kaley: ME!
Dana: ME!
Kaley: *splashes beer in Danas face* Hhhhhhhhha!
Dana: *does the same*
Jinny: Stop! Your wasting my beer!
Dana and Kaley: *pour beer on Jinnys head* Hhhhhhhhhha!
Jinny: O thats it! *reches over and brabbs a bottle of vodka* BRING IT ON!

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

You guyz are so wacked... Thatz a good thing. Continue!

lmao dana!!!!!!!

Jinny: *pours vodka on Kaley's head* Haha!!!
Kaley: All right, that's it you little bitch!!! *breaks beer bottle over Jinny's head* Oops. Hehehe.
Dana: HAHAHAHA!!!
Magda: *secretly calling a locksmith* Hello?
Dana: And what do you think YOU'RE doing? *grabs phone and throws it up againts the wall and smashes it*
Kaley: Good job, Dana! *looks at Jinny, lying on the floor* Do you think I hurt her?
Teddy: No. *pauses* Yeah, stupid! What do you think?
Kaley: She's just takin' a nap.
Angela: Yeah. Right.
Kaley: *BIG grin* Hehe.
Kate: Jin, are you all right?
Jinny: Ohhh... *rubs head* My head hurts.
Kate: Ugh.
Kaley: *mumbles to Dana* She deserved it.
Dana: Haha!!! I know!!

Yur turn!!!



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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: Ugh! How dare you!?!?
Kaley: Easily.
Dana: Did you notice, were covered in beer?
Kaley: Yeah.
Jinny: *gets up on couch* Assualting a poice officer.
Dana: Jinny, honey, were already gonna get locked up.
Angela: Shes got a point.
Kaley: As if we asked for your opinion! And now i dont have any beer left,
Dana: Yeah, but theres like half a bottly of Vodka!
Kaley: Nice!
Jinny: *stareing at Dana*
Dana: What, did we like knock you brains out or something!?!?
Jinny: Did you realize we have the same haircut?
Kaley: She dyes it and straightens it!
Dana: Thank you for telling everyone!
Kaley: Dont forget the contacts.
Dana: *drinks some of the vodka right out of the bottle* Want some? Anyone?
Kaley: Gimme! *takes a BIG sip*
Jinny: Hand it over. *drinks alot of it*
Magda: Oh god, with the way things are going... Theyre all going too be drunk by morning!
Jinny: Well, thruthfull, id rather pass out from alcohol poisoning and die, than be handcuffed too 7 people!
Dana: Were begining too like you.
Jinny: I got some of everything in the bedroom.
Kaley: Lets move in! Shes cool!
Jinny: You can have some.. But ya aint movin in.
Kaley: ALright.

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[They walk to Jinny's bedroom, kinda closing the door in a way so the others can't get in.]
Jinny: *opens droor*
Kaley: Wow!
Dana:You've got everything in here!
Jinny: *gets a bottle our of the droor and almost puts it up to her lips*
Kaley: *grabs the bottle from Jinny* Thanks! *starts drinkin'*
Dana: *grabs one out of the droor and takes a sip* This is good!
Jinny: *takes another bottle out and drink some* Yumm...

Kate: *from the hallway* Hey! Let me in there!
Kaley: Nooooo!!!
CD: She only has one toilet, right?
Teddy: Yeah, why?
CD: We're gonna need three by in the morning.
Teddy: Yeah... I know. *pauses* Jinny!
Jinny: What?
Teddy: Come out here please!
Jinny: *pokes head out door* What?!?!
Teddy: Stay out here with me.
Jinny: Why? We can't do anything! *goes back into her bedroom*
Kaley: What'd he want?
Jinny Nuthin'.
Dana: Good.

Your turn!

hehe!

***1 hour later, they are all fallin over drunk***

Jiny: Yup... Its kinda fun, to be like handcuffed to ssssssssssssssomeone.
Dana: yeah, ssame here, haha.
Kaley: We are like really drunk aint we?
Jinny: Yup, yup yup yup.
Dana: Im getting, kinda hhhhot inehre canweleave?
Jinny: Oklely dokelys. *opens door* Hey guys!
CD: O boy!
Jinny: It was gettinreallyhot in ere and like like, we like, thought wed come out here.
Kate: Sit down.
Kaley: Yourr sssso mean. *about too fall over*
Dana *slurring really badly* You ougta have respect for the drunk, drunks can get really *bumps into jiny* violent
Magda: And i have enough problems dealing with Jinny! Now i have 3.
Kaley: *falls and knocks them all down*
Dana: Hey meaney!
Jinny: That wasnt nice!

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: Ssssssssssssory. Icouldn't helllllp it.
Dana: OK.
Jinny: Woosely foooooosely...
Teddy: What?


I'll add some more later. I g2g!!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Kaley: Woosely fooseeeeeely. Aren't you listnin?
Teddy: Yeah... right.
Dana: *sneezes* Hehehe.
Kaley: Daaaaaaaaaana.
Dana: Wut?
Kaley: Thissss fun.
Dana: I knoow.
CD: Geez.
Kate: How old are they?
Teddy: I don't know.
Kate: They're underage. We could go to jail for letting them drink.
Teddy: Yeah, but it's Jinny apartment... *sigh* and Jinny's beer.
Magda: So... you're blamming this all on Jinny?
Angela: Yeah, I mean, we could have stopped them.
Kaley: Nooooooooooooooo. *huckups*
Jinny: Why are you hickuping?
Kaley: I dunno.
Dana: *leans over on Jinny's shoulder* Nighty-night.
Kaley: Nighty-night. *leans on Jinny's other shoulder*
Jinny: Hehehe. *slumps down*
Kate: OK, what now?
Teddy: I guess we go to sleep.
CD: Sitting up?
Angela: They're doing it!
Magda: Angela, THEY'RE DRUNK.

Your turn...


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Angela: Good point.
Teddy: Ok up here *Helps them all onto the couch* Sleep.
Jinny: Thaths i good ideaed.
Kaley: Night!
Dana: Thhhhutup... I tryina sssleep.*they are half way asleep and halfway awake*
Kate: *whispering* Ok, somebody, get us out of here.
Jinny: Over my dead body!
Kate: Exactly im going too kill you.
Jinny: Thhhhhhhhhhat wont help anythhing
Magda: Well what are we going too do, your little friends broke the phones.
CD: SLEEP! I am tired its 1 in the morning, i want SLEEP!
Kaley: Calm down.. you can ssssleep, now.
Dana: Yup yup yup.
CD: FINE GOOD IDEA! GOOD NIGHT! *everybody just leans back but CD Jinny Dana and Kaley are the only ones who sleep*

Your turn Kiki


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

OK, DIANA!!! HAHAHA!!!

((The Next Morning))
CD: Wake up... WAKE UP!!! *shakes Jinny, Kaley, and Dana*
Kaley: Ohhhh... my head it pounding...
Dana: Mine tooooo.
Jinny: Oh yeah.
Kate: Well, I think you guys drank all th stuff Jinny had in there.
Teddy: Are you gonna be OK, Jinny?
Kaley: Thanks for caring about us.
Teddy: If it wasn't for you two, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Dana: I think we might get outta this...
Teddy: How?
Dana: I'm about to barf up the keys!
Kaley and Jinny: Me too!
[Dana runs to the bathroom and barfs, the Kaley, then Jinny.]
Kaley: I feel better.
Dana: Yeah... kinda.
Angela: I'm tired.
Jinny: Why?
Angela: I didn't sleep any last night.
Magda: Me either.
Teddy: Me either.
Kate: Me either.
CD: Me either.
Kaley: I get your point.

Your turn!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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OK no ofense or anything but this is the weirdest Fan-Fic that I have ever read!


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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

Dana: How could you not sleep?
Kate: Easily, I was next too you.
Dana: Thanks alot. O guesse what... Were not going too get out of this mess any time soon.
Jinny: Uh.. How did we possibly drink everything i had?
Dana: I was hopeing you could tell me that.
Kaley: Easy, we got the alcohol tolerance of the bum on the corner.
Jinny: Yehp,,, Yehp we do.. thats sad.
Kaley: So... so sad.
Dana: Whatever. This is not the time to be reflecting on our wasted lives!
Kaley: Do shut up.
Jinny: Yeah!
Dana: Why dont yall shut up. I feel dumb now.
Jinny: And hy is that.
Dana: Because this was all my idea.
Kaley: Yeah it was.
Jinny: Grrrrrrrrrrreat!
Kaley: Hey tony the tiger! Whouldya shut up!
Jinny: No!
Dana: Alright. Go ahead talk.
Jinny: I have nothing too say.
Kaley: Thats what we thought.

Your turn Kiksey dearest.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Magda: What are wesupposed to do now?
Dana: I'm hungry.
Jinny: Yeah, me too.
Kaley: You got anything to eat here? **walks to the refrigerator, with everybody tagging behind** Hmmm... beer, beer, MORE beer, and some old cheeze.
Dana: Sounds... tempting. Heh.
Jinny: Yeah, to throw away!
Kaley: Not the beer!
Jinny: No, the cheeze.
Dana: Good.
Kaley: So... what are we supposed to do for food?
Jinny: I don't know.
Teddy: Jinny...
Jinny: What?
Teddy: Come here.
Jinny: Why?
Teddy: *kisses her on the cheek* Because.
Jinny: Teddy, everybody is lookin'...

Your turn!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Dana: Oh how cute!
Jinny: Ehh, what the hell? *gives teddy a really passionate kiss* Ok shows over. Lets order out.
Kaley: Id like too see the expression on the guys face when he dalivers it.
Jinny: Im going too starve.. I dont care. Now find someplace that delivers at 9 AM.

*Guy comes too door*

Guy: Pizza delivery, 2 large with everything on em. 10 bux.
Jinny: Leave it outside ill put the money unterd the door.
Guy: Why?
Jinny: Im..... Juicing the couch!
Kaley: Geezus.
Dana: Lame ass!
Jinny: *Sticks money unser door* Keep the change and get outta here!
Guy: Ohh, thanks.
Jinny: Ok hes gone. *goes out too grab it but pulls everons down and they fall*
Guy: *comes back* You sure y.... *sees them* Nevermind. *leaves*
Jinny; get off get off.. Il hurt the pizza!
Dana: O yeah *gets up* Dont want too kill the poor thing! *thay al go inside with their pizza*

Your turn!



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: *grabs a piece of pizza out of the box and almost takes a bite* MUSHROOMS!?!?!?!? Sick-o!!!! *picks off the mushrooms and throws them on the floor* There we go! All better now.
Jinny: Hey! That's my floor.
Kaley: Yeah, and now there's mushrooms on it.
Dana: *busts out laughin'*
Kaley: What?
Dana: *in between laughs* Look... at... Kate!!!!!!!!!
Kate: *pulls her finger out of her nose* What?!?!?!
[Everybody laughs really hard.]
Kaley: *laughs so hard she falls down*
Jinny: Oh my God!!! HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kate: It was itchin'!
Kaley: Yeah... we know you were pickin' yu nose, Cap!!!
Kate: Don't call me that!
Kaley: Why?
Kate: I'm not your Captain.
Jinny: OK then, we know you were pickin' your nose, CAP!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ahead, Dana dearest.

LMFAOOLROFL If you dont know what that stands for... IM me at DaDanceGirl88 and ask.

Captain: Its bad enough im handuffed too you! I dont need your critisizm!
Jinny: Yes you do! CAPITAN!
Captain: *runs her fingers through hair and REALLY messes it up BAD* AHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Jinny: Ok, cpatain may i spaek freeley?
Captain: Last time you asked that you totally disrespected me!
Jinny: Im doin it anyway... I dont give a damn if you hate being handcuffed too 7 people, i dont care if your my captain and i dont care how often you pick your nose! I HATE YOU!
Kate: Good for u... But guesse what! I can still take your badge away whether were handcuffed or not!
Jinny: Youll have too get it from me first!
Kate: Im not willing to get any closer too you than i have been for the past day.
Jinny: Then the badge, stays mine.
Kate: Keep it.
Dana: Oh darn de darndarn! The fights over.
Kaley: Hey... we want more! (stands on couch* More.... More.... More.
Jinny: Shut up mushroom picker!
Kaley: Dont call me a mushroom picker!*grabbs a piece and picks off mushrooms* Ill pick all the mushrooms i want! BECAUSDE IM THE MUSHROOM PICKER! *throws mushrooms in air* MWAHAhAhAHAHAHA!!
Dana: Uhh... no.
Kaley: Yes! HhhhhhhhhA! Yes I am!
Dana: Ok.
Captain: What the hell is wrong with you Kiki sit down!
Kaley: Its Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley!!!!
Kate: Ok... Mushroom picker.
Kaley: Ok nose picker.
Kate: No comment.
Dana: Haaaaaa!
Kate: SHut up.
Dana: Ok

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: Nose picker...
Kaley: WELL! She did!
Jinny: I know... *giggles*
Dana: OK, now that we had pizza at 9 in the morning...
Magda: How are we gonn get outta this mess?
Dana: Who cares!?!?
Kaley: Not me, this is fun!
Jinny: Yeah... WHATEVER!
Angela: So... what did you target Jinny and us for this wonderful expedition?
Kaley: What?
Angela: Why did you handcuff yourseves to us?!
Dana: We like Jinny.
CD: Eeeeew!
Dana: Not that way, you weird-o!
Kaley: We though she was really cool... and we're planning on stealing Teddy dearest from her.
Dana: Mwahahahahaha!!!
Jinny: I don't think so!
Kaley: I do!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: Noo! Teddy is mine! Aaaaaaaaall mine! You cant touch him!
Dana: *reaches over and touchs his shoulder* Ooops, o what are you going too do now?
Jinny: Grrrrr... *slaps Danas hand*
Kaley: Thats OK, hes mine now!
Dana: Mine!
Kaley: Mine!
Teddy: Niether! Your too young anyway!
Dana: *backhands him in the face and he falls down* Mine!
Kaley: Mine!
Jinny: Please stop hurting him!
Kaley: *punches her*
Jinny: Ahh! Oh Geezus that hurt!
Kaley: Yup.
Dana: .............Mine!
CD: This is so stupid! Why would you want a weenie like that anyway!?!?
Teddy: Hey!
CD: S... Sorry?
Dana: How dare you call him a weeine!?!?
CD: Easily.. weenie.
Kaley: *goes at her but jinny holds her back*
Jinny: Shes too tall, just let it go!

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: Don't call him a weenie! Let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinny: No!
Dana: She knows karate!
Jinny: Really? What kind?
Kaley: Sikaron.
Jinny: That's cool. *let's go of Kaley*
Kaley: *runs over to CD and punches her in the stomach* HAHAHA!!!!
Dana: ALL RIGHT!
Jinny: O yeah!!!! Wait... what am I sayin?!!?
Kaley: heheh.....

OK...........

Dana: MWAHAHAHA!
CD: Uhg... Ow.
Kaley: WHoooo! Yeah i rock!
Kate: Nobody says I rock anymore!
Kaley: I do.
Kate: You nutz.
Kaley: Good point.
Dana: *sighs a Blair sigh*
Jinny: I hate it when you do that.
Dana: Do what?
Jinny: Sigh.
Dana: I dont sigh. *does it again*
Jinny: Ya did it again.
Dana: WHat is this, nightime 80's sitcoms!?
Jinny: *thinks for a second* That was weird.
Teddy: EVERYTHING IS WEIRD LOONEY WOMAN! CANT YOU SEE THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kaley: Weenie, weeinie weeinie... WEEEEEEEEENIE!
Magda: What was that 4?
Kaley: I dont know just felt like saying it.
Dana: That makes less than no sense.
Jinny: So Dana, i hear you dye your hair, what color is it really?
Kaley: Let me chack! *pulls out a few of Danas hairs* Light brown.
Dana: AHH! You could have atleast said PLEASE first!
Kaley: Sorry.
JInny: Your wear contacts, what colro are you REAL eyes?
Kaley: Let me check!
Dana: NO! Im qute capable of telling them my eye color thank you. Brown. Brown hair, brown eyes. How nice. Why in the hell are you asking anyway?
Jinny: Becuase.... I dont know. Im so freakin bored id rather eat wall paper than sit here with you!
Kaley: Go ahead, eat the wall paper for all i care!
Jinny: No thankyou.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Dana: That made alot of sense.
Kaley: Yeah, I know. So... nose picker...
Kate: What?
Dana: Haha! She responded!
Jinny: *laughs really hard* Nose... PICKER!!!!
CD: Ooooowwwwww!!!!!
Dana: What?
CD: Oooowww!!!
Kaley: Hahaha!!!!
Jinny: Di she really punch you that hard?
CD: *gasps*Yeeeeeeees.
Kaley: Do you wanna feel?
Jinny: No, no... that's OK.
Kaley: Keedokey.
Teddy: So...
Dana: *in a sexy voice. hehehe* What, honey?
Teddy: Don't call me that! Only Jin can.
Kaley:Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about What's the deal with this pop life, and when is it gonna fade out?
The thing you got to realize, what we doing is not a trend We got the gift of melody, we gonna bring it 'til the end!!!!!!
Dana: Stop that!!
Kaley: Why?
Dana: I hate *NSYNC!!!
Kaley: O yeah... I do to.
Jinny: Do you ever wonder why, this music gets you high? It takes you on a ride, feel it when your body starts to rock Baby you can't stop, and the music's all you got This must be, pop!!
Kaley: Go Jinny!!! Hahaha!!!

Your turn!!!!!!!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Kaley and Jinny: Now you wanna try to classify the type of thing we do? ;Cause were doin june doin' what we like, can we say the same for you?
Dana: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP PLEASE!?!?
Jinny and Kaley: Tired of feelin' all around me animosity Just worry about truse, 'cause Ima get nine, people cant you see?
Dana: Stop now!
Jinny: Soooooooooooooory! Who do you like too sing?
Dana: Lady marmalade... And dont even try and tell me you know the words!
Jinny: He came through with the monay and the....
Kate: Just stop please?
Jinny: Ok.
Dana: That was then, and baby this is now.
Jinny: U wanna trust me but u dont know how.
Dana and Jinny: Im neva gonna mess around let ya down, cant u see? that was her, and baby this is me!
Kaley: YAY!!! *claps*
Teddy: Dont encourage them.
Kaley: It is only polite too encourage people when theyre doing good.
Jinny: Thank ya!
Angela: Oh my! Shes starting too act like them!
CD: We can see that! Thats the problem.
Magda: What problem? she always acts like this! When shes alone
Angela: O my! Are you seriose?
Magda: yeah... Ive spyed on her a few times.
Angela: O my!

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: You spyed on me?!
Magda: Well, I didn't exactally spy on you.
Jinny: Well then, just exactally what did you do?
Magda: I uhh... nevermind.
Kaley: I need some beer.
Jinny: We're all out.
Dana: Whadda ya mean we're all out?
CD: You... owwww...
Kate: You drank it all last night, REMEMBER?
Kaley: Yes, NOSE PICKER, I REMEMBER.
Dana: *laughs*
Teddy: Jinny...
Jinny: Oh no...
Kate: Jinny, I thought you liked that kinda stuff.
Jinny: Yeah, but not when YOU'RE watching me!
Kate: Right, right...
Magda: Jinny, go ahead.
Jinny: What do you mean, GO AHEAD?!

Your turn!!!!! hahahaha!!!!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington.

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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I don't wanna seem rude or anything but some of this stuff sounds immpossible to do if they're all hand-cuffed to eachother. But w/e this is a good story though.

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

This is what you use you imagination for. Hehehe.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: Over here! *pulls him into bed room and tryes too close door but chin is in way, she kicks door and it closes*

***10 mins later***

Dana: *has ear up too door, but has too stay close becuase... well handcuffs only stretch so far.* I cant hear anything.
Kaley: Too bad.
Dana: *jinny moves her hand and Dana jerks and hits door* AHHHHHHH! What are you doing in there?
Jinny: *yelling from in room * well i am...
Dana: RHETORICAL QUESTION! That was a rhetorical question! Just take it easy would you!?
Jinny: Whatever!
Dana: *cuffs jerk again* AHH! Jin! Geez your gonna break my hand!
Teddy: Sorry that was my fault!
Kaley: Dont even try and tell us why.
Kate: *sarcastically* Well this is fun.
Kaley: Yeah... It is actually!
CD: No, no it is not.
Kaley: Yeah it is.

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Kaley: Yes.
CD: No.
Kaley: YES.
CD: NO. Owwww...
Kaley: YES!
Kate: STOP!!!!
*Jinny bumps againts the door*
Dana & Kaley: *start laughin'*
Kate: Hey, behave yourselves in there!
Jinny: Yes ma'am! *bumps againts the door again*
Angela: I can't they're doing this.
Dana: You mean doing IT.
Kaley: *laughs and falls over*
Magda: *laughs* Geez...
Kate: Come outta there!
Teddy: We're busy!
Dana: We had the pleasure of noticing! *hehehe*
Kaley: OK, that's enough...
Jinny & Teddy: *come out with their clothes half on*
Kaley: It's so nice to see you again, TEDDY.
Teddy: Uhhh... thanks...

Your turn!!!!!!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: What else do i have too do too prove too you... HE IS ALL MINE!!!!!!!!
Dana: Sacrifice yourself.
Jinny: Huh?
Kaley: Throw yourself into a volcano!
Jiny: Ill die!
Dana: Exactly... Then teddy is OURS!
Jinny: If i jump... your all comeing with me!
Kaley: DONT JUMP!!!!!!!!! DONT DONT DONT!
Jinny: Hello! There r no volcanos in san fran anyway!
Dana: The top of the building will do... as long as u die.
CD: That sounds stupid.
Kaley: It is!
Dana: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaley: EEEEEEEEEVIL DEMOND ASPARUGUS BOB!
DANA: EVIL DEMON PIGGY!
Kaley & Dana: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jinny: Ooooookay?

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Kaley: Bow to my evil minion!
*everybody looks at her weird*
Kaley: Bow damnit!
*everybody bows*
Kaley: Thanks a bunch!
Kate: Yeah... right.
Jinny: I'm hungry.
Teddy: You just ate.
Dana: So!
Magda: What are we supposed to eat now? We already had pizza?
Dana: I guess we'll have to go somewhere!
Kaley: Mwahahahaha!
Jinny: Not like this I'm not!
Kaley: Why?
Jinny: I'm handcuffed to 7 people, and your asking me why?
Kaley: Yeah.
Jinny: Geez.
Dana: OK, let's go.
CD: No owww way.
Kaley: You can stop owing now!
CD: You hurt me!
Dana: You're a baby.
CD: I am not!
Kate: Stop!!!
Dana: We didn't do anything!
Kate: I was just stoping it before it got stared.
CD: Riiiiiiiiiight.
Kaley and Dana: Quickly! To the pigly car!

Your turn!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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OMG, is this good or what?!?!

Great. Mwahahahahaha.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: What is it with you and that pigly car crap anyway!?!?
Kaley: We like saying pig! Pigly wigly worm!
Dana: We must go too the migly wigly worm car! MOO!
Kate: Moo?
Kaley: Yes evil picker of the nose! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angela: Why are you saying Moo?
Dana: Cause your a big black and white spotted dalmation cow!
Teddy: Uhhh *coughs* No.
Kaley: Ahhh look the weiner has decided too speak, speak weiner, share your wisome!
Teddy: Uhhh...
Dana: Uhhh, well whether weiner here wants too or not, im going out and getting some food!
Jinny: I will not go into a restarant chained too you people.

***AT restaurant***

Jinny: I cant belive ive gone into a restaurant chained too you people.

Your turn.



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Waitress: Can I *looks up* Uhhh...
Jinny: Yes, you can take our orders.
Waitress: Right, right, take your orders.
((After they order and start eating...))
Dana: Yuumm this is good.
Kaley: Yeah, I told you tomato sandwiches were good! This is good too!
Dana: I told you mayonaise sandwiches were good!
Kate: Gross.
Kaley: What? Would you rather eat your boogers?!
Kate: Shut up!
Kaley & Dana: *bust out laughin' so hard they spit out their food toward Jinny*
Jinny: Heeeey! Watch it! I've got my own food! *takes a bite of her Philly Cheese Steak sandwich*
Kaley: Pig! *points to Angela*
Dana: *makes that funny pig noise through her nose*
Angela: What? *wipes her fettucine alfredo of her face*

OK... I'm laughin't o hard. !!!!!!!




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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Kaley: PigPigPig PigPigPig!
Dana: PIG!
Angela: Just... Just... Just... GO TO HELL!
CD" Hmmm... Thats unlike you ange, slightly annoyed?
Dana and Kaley: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!
Angela: You could say that.
Kate: Come on guys, give her a break...
Dana: NOSE PICKER!!!!!
Jinny: AAAAHAHAHA!
Kate: Philly Cheese Steak eater!
Jinny: Nice come back cap.
Dana: You got somethin against Philly Cheese steaks?
Kaley: You better not picker, we like em!
Kate: Whatever.
Dana: *nasaly voice makeing her face look like a chipmunk* WHatever! Im a nose picker.
Kaley: HAHAHA!
Dana: *back too normal* Thank you.
Jinny: You guys are soo mean! YOUR COOL!
Kaley and Dana: Yeah yeah, we know.



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Nasaly voice?!!? LMFAO *calms down*

Kaley: Let's go shopping.
Dana: OK... *holds up hand and yells really loud* Waitress, we need out ticket!
Waitress: *puts the ticket in the middle of the table...
*everybody passes it around and gets money out of their pocket and they leave*
Kate: We're not going shopping.
Kaley: Yes we are.
Angela: No.
Dana: Yes.
Kate: I wanna go home.
Kaley: No.
Kate: Yes.
Kaley: No.
Jinny: Stoooooop!!!!!! *says o like stop*
Dana: Oh God, your sounding like Kate!
Kaley: *slaps Jinny* Nooooo!!!
Jinny: Hey! Don't do that!
Kaley: You don't wanna end up like *points to Kate* Nose Picker over there, do ya?
Jinny: No... not really.
Dana: That's what I thought.
Jinny: *long pause* Dana, Kaley, I need to talk to you two.
Kaley: Oooookay...
Dana: About what?
Jinny: Well...

Your turn!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Jinny: Can i have some karate poiters?
Kaley: Sure! Dana takes Karate too. Wimpy Tae Kwon Do but uits a start.
Dana: Hmm... We need a punching bag.
Jinny: I dont have one.
Kaley: Thats ok... Well use her. *points too CD*
CD: HEYLE NO! Im still recovering from last time!!!!!
Dana: Thats ok. We can be gentile.
CD: Trust me, im not afraid of when you hit me... I afriad when it becomes jinnys turn!
Jinny: I wont hurt you!
CD: Your lying!
Jinny: ok so i am! Whats the difference!?
Kaley: Nevermind... Well use... Teddy.
Teddy: Teddy as in Me teddy?
Dana: Do you see any otha teddys sittin' aroun' hea?
Kaley: WHat with the accent!?
Dana: Whadaya talkin bout? Oh, that... hehe.
Kaley: Well, we can still use him as a punching bag!
Jinny: Thats a good idea!

Your turn! Evil pig queen!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddy: You're not usin' me as a freakin' punchin' bag!
Dana: Then what are we gonna use?
Jinny: Hey, there's a gym down the street, I'm sure they've got one!
Kaley: Great!
((At the gym))
Kaley:So, wadda ya wanna know?
Jinny: I'm havin' a little trouble with my flying side kick.
Kaley: Well, it's kinda hard to do handcuffed to 7 people, isn't it?
Dana: Uhhh... duh!
Kaley: *does a fying side kick and kicks the pnching bag, dragging everybody along with her* See?
Jinny: Yeah, lemme try. *does a flying side kick*
Dana: That was good!
Kaley: I know!
Jinny: Thanks!
Dana: We should do some katas.
Kaley: OK... since we take different styles... we'll just do the first one.
[They all do Kata 1...]
CD: Can we go now?
Dana: Why? We're just gettin' started!
Kate: OK, let's go. *starts to drag them out to the car*

OK, your turn!



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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Dana: *whines* The party was just gettin started!!!!!!
Jinny: Yeah CD! Your mean!
CD: At leats im not the idiot, who is makeing friends with 2 looney handcuff-happy teens!
Kaley: Well thats because were very likeable!
Dana: Yes we are!
Jinny: Dont be so mean too them. They do karate!!!!!!!
CD: SO!?
Kaley: *kicks her*
CD: AHH! Oooh, thats why.. ok, too the car *gasps for air and keeps going*
Dana: We the evil ones! Queen oif asparugus Bobs, Queen of pigs, and the new, Queen of the Eyeball... Prevail.
Jiny: Yes my fellow queen, we do!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[CD hits them all upside the head, knock them out, and drag them drag them out to the car and back to Jinny's apartment.]

((Jin's apartment))
Magda: What did you hit them with?
CD: *holds up unloaded gun* Hehehe.
Angela: CD!!!!
CD: Chill! It's not even loaded!
Kate: Your gonna pay when they wake up.
CD: Why?
Kate: Well... for starters, Kaley has all ready punched you and kicked you, just imagine what ALL of them are gonna do!
**An hour later**
Magda: CD, I think we'd better take themto the hospital... they still haven't waken up!
CD: They'll wake up...

Your turn.....


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Jinny: *starst to wake up* What the hell?
CD: Told you theyd wake up!!
Jinny: You @$$hole!!!! *kicks CD*
CD: AH!
Magda: Now Jinny...
Jinny: Hey *shakes us (mwahahha!)* Get up.
Dana: My head!
Kaley: SHE DID IT TOO US! QUEENS! ATTACK! *they all start beatin on CD*
CD: HELP! HELP! Theyre killing me!! *Dana punches her out*
Dana: THANKYOU!
Jinny: I congratulate you fellow queen.
Kate: When we wernt looking did u smoke pot with them or something?
Jinny: Nooooooooooooo! Youd notice that... Heroin on the other hand...
Magda: You took a shot of heroin?
Jinny: nnnnnnnno?

Your turn.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

OMG... I can't believe last night's ep. Teddy!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

Kate: Jinny, don't lie to me.
Jinny: I didn't! *shoves a scotch bottle under the couch*
Kate: What was that?
Jinny: Nothing.
Kate: *reaches under the couch* I thought you three drank all you had.
Jinny: Well, I forgot about that ooooone.
Kaley: And this one!!! *hold up beer bottle*
Dana: This one too! *holds up two champagne bottles*
Kate: Give me those! *grabs them* They're all empty!!!
Kaley: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Teddy: Jinny!
Jinny: Teddy!
Magda: Don't even bother...
Teddy: *sighs*
Angela: OK, now we gotta wke up CD.
Kaley: OK. *gets in CD's face* WAKE UP DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
CD: Oh God, I smell beer.
Magda: And you have a black eye.
CD: What?!?!?!
Magda: Well, your gonna. It's gettin' red and swolen.
CD: Noooo!!!! *runs to the kitchen and fixes her a bag with ice and puts it on her eye*

OK, your turn.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~
(Nancy McKeon's biggest fan.)

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha!

Jinny: You're a peach.

Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night?
Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean.
Teddy: Come on, Jinny.
Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress.
Teddy: You did?
Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it.
Teddy: So, uh... I don't know. What else did you buy?
Jinny: How do you know I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater or... give you something much more organic.
Teddy: Well, you do give good organic.

Teddy: I'm gonna pick you up at six, sharp. *kisses Jinny* What's this dress look like anyway?
Jinny: Oh, yeah, OK. Low cut, skin tight, animal print, ruffle at the bottom. Don't you have lawyering to do?

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, this is my family!!!! Come on, it's your turn. Go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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awww, i feel bad for CD and i dunno if Jinny would act like this???????