Hamilton, NJ – A distraught teenager dialed 911 Friday afternoon, complaining the film “Sisterhood Of The traveling Pants 2” wasn’t nearly as good as the 2005 original.

“It was like totally forced. They didn’t seem nearly as close as they did in the first one,” said the girl who identified herself as Kylie. “And oh my God, I like couldn’t believe how small a part Alexis Bledel had! She was barely in it! I guess Blake is the popular one now because of Gossip Girl. It’s totally unfair!”

Local Police refused to press charges against Kylie, since they also believed the dialogue seemed forced, the storyline was a boring rehash of the first one and had a “been there done that” feel to it.

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Oh, I am so mad! Now the Subway thing was funny but it isn't funny anymore, idiots like this wasting the police's and dispatchers' time and taxpayers' money. Now people all over the nation are going to be pulling ridiculous stunts like these in order to get into the news. Heaven only knows how much time and money is going to be wasted now, and the 9-1-1 dispatchers could be spending that time talking to somebody calling with a REAL emergency.

I... can't... wait... to hear what dawsongirl thinks about this one!

Oh, I am so mad! Now the Subway thing was funny but it isn't funny anymore, idiots like this wasting the police's and dispatchers' time and taxpayers' money. Now people all over the nation are going to be pulling ridiculous stunts like these in order to get into the news. Heaven only knows how much time and money is going to be wasted now, and the 9-1-1 dispatchers could be spending that time talking to somebody calling with a REAL emergency.

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

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I knew it! TJL, thanks for the laugh! It's just what I needed after a long week! :lol:

If you want to dial for an emergency, don't dial '911' dial '10-10-911'. (Remember the 10-10 years?)

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

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Great fake story. Very funny :lol:

Good one TJ, you had me there for a minute.:lol:

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

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Sorry! :o

I started to call 911 when I heard that Shark and Back To You were cancelled, but my husband told me that if I did, they would only send the men in white coats. ;)

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!
:lol: This thread is oddly entertaining.

LOL great thread.story :rotflmao:

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!
don't forget to press shirt-staining charges against TJL.

don't forget to press shirt-staining charges against TJL.
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FINALLY! Someone calls the police for a REAL reason! :)