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New York - A very well known local drinker dialed 911 this morning, complaining that a girl he was talking to all night would not go home with him, no matter how much he begged and pleaded.
"Seriuosly, I worked on her all night. I bought her a bunch of drinks, I listened to her her bull**** stories about her last boyfrend, but she just wanted to go home. What the **** is that all about?" The unidentified man on the phone said. "I bought her shots! She didn't even leave me her number. What the ****?"
The 911 operator listened to his crap for over an hour and hung up, thinking the girl was smart to get the hell out of there while he was in the bathroom.
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LuLu Rogers 08-08-2008, 01:49 AM Maybe I should call 911 and tell them I can never get Wayne Rogers to answer my phone calls :confused:
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InspectorExstead 08-08-2008, 02:49 AM :lol: oy vey. what is it with these ridiculous 911 calls?
howierules86 08-08-2008, 06:59 AM Waiting for dawsongirl's reaction to this one in 3... 2... 1...
Janice 08-10-2008, 02:59 PM Looks like you misread this gal, Tom. ;)
BarneyFife 08-10-2008, 03:07 PM New York - A very well known local drinker dialed 911 this morning, complaining that a girl he was talking to all night would not go home with him, no matter how much he begged and pleaded.
"Seriuosly, I worked on her all night. I bought her a bunch of drinks, I listened to her her bull**** stories about her last boyfrend, but she just wanted to go home. What the **** is that all about?" The unidentified man on the phone said. "I bought her shots! She didn't even leave me her number. What the ****?"
The 911 operator listened to his crap for over an hour and hung up, thinking the girl was smart to get the hell out of there while he was in the bathroom.
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I smell a rat!:lol: Good try TJ.
Looks like you misread this gal, Tom. ;)
It wasn't me.
I stopped buying shots for girls in 2005.
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dawsongirl 08-10-2008, 05:40 PM It wasn't me.
I stopped buying shots for girls in 2005.
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It was a "friend's" story.
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It was a "friend's" story.
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Exactly.
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Janice 08-10-2008, 09:27 PM It was a "friend's" story.
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A likely story, lol.
Waiting for dawsongirl's reaction to this one in 3... 2... 1...
Why do you always expect a reaction from Dawsongirl on these 911 threads?
LuLu Rogers 08-12-2008, 06:52 PM Why do you always expect a reaction from Dawsongirl on these 911 threads?
Cathy loves to have fun with these kinds of threads, that's why.
dawsongirl 08-12-2008, 08:54 PM Cathy loves to have fun with these kinds of threads, that's why.
I gots me a reputation. :lol:
I gots me a reputation. :lol:
Don't worry. I'll protect your reputation.
If anyone questions your virtue, I have your back.
And your front, as long as I'm in the neighborhood...
:groucho
Chocoholic 08-13-2008, 10:17 AM TJL and Cathy, you two always manage to make me LOL! :lol:
LuLu Rogers 08-13-2008, 12:32 PM Who's backing my reputation? :confused:
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Chocoholic 08-13-2008, 12:39 PM Who's backing my reputation? :confused:
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I will, my Swamp-mate :D And if ol' Ferret Face gives you trouble, I'll fill his helmet and his shoes with yesterday's oatmeal!
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LuLu Rogers 08-13-2008, 12:54 PM I will, my Swamp-mate :D And if ol' Ferret Face gives you trouble, I'll fill his helmet and his shoes with yesterday's oatmeal!
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Cool, can you get him out of the Swamp so Trap, Hawk and I can be alone? :grineyes: ;)
Chocoholic 08-13-2008, 12:58 PM No, but I'm sure Margaret will be happy to take him off your hands for awhile. :lol:
LuLu Rogers 08-14-2008, 12:02 AM :rofl:
treky 08-14-2008, 01:48 AM :rofl:
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