Ok well god knows this will be extremely long, so enjoy!


Angela: So where is Jinny anyway?
CD: She said something about getting her hair done for her birthday.... She was getting it cut or something.
Magda: Yeah, her birthdays tomorow right? I completely forgot... But dont tell her i said that!*phone rings* Ramirez? Oh hi jin! Hows the hair?
Jinny: Ehhh... its different.
Magda: A good way or a bad way?
Jinny: Well, (runs hand over like 100 little braids they put in her hair) I like it! But im afraid of what people will say.
Magda: Well what did they do???
Jinny: I have a bunch of itty bitty braids all over my head!
Magda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! AHAHAHA!
Jinny: Its not that funny.... I dont know if i like it.... Im not used to it!
Magda: Well come down here and show us PLEASE?
Jinny: Alright... But promise me youll give me the wildest party ever ok???
Magda: As long as your there itle be a wild party... Ok, bye. *giggles*
CD: And what is so funny?
Magda: Jinny has those braids all over her hair.... This should be interesting!
Angela: Be nice to her! Its her birthday... (snickers)
Magda: What?
Angela: Well after you have little brads in, when you take them out, your hair frizzes out like this (holds hands up) big!
Magda: Hehe... Ok, ok, not funny. *jinny comes in, wearing a hat* WHOA! that was quick!
Jinny; I called you from my car.
CD: Jinny, that hat must be hot, why dont youtake it off?
Jinny: hehheheh. no.
Angela: Please we wont laugh. (jinny takes it off) HAHAH! You didnt tell us you get bright red highlights!!!!!!!!!
Jinny: Uhhhhhhh! I didnt ask for it... they just did it!
CD: You knew what they were doing.
Jinny: OK! so i like it. SO what shall we do for my birthday?
Magda: Anchorside, where else?
Jinny: Satifying... (kate comes out) Cases, nice hair, Jinny and Magda, Dog abuse case. CD angela, murder of a bank owner.
Jinny: NO! Not another dog case!
Kate: Sorry i have to give it to someone!
Jinny: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Kate: What did you do to your hair any way?
Jinny: Long story... Like?
Kate: It looks ok on you... of course, i wouldnt be coagt dead in it. (goes into office)
Magda: Well, lets go investigate.
Jiny: Oh whoopdi deeedle!

Your turn... tell me if you like it... no it has nothing to do with anyother TV show.

I love it and those little braids are called dreadlocks...Im sorry I had to say that

this should be an interesting one...hehe please continue!!!

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Jinny: See I know people too, dont screw with me

~*~*~Go Red Soxs~*~*~

This sounds good so far.Keep going!!

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Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!!


BIG Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

Magda: I can't believe we got stuck on another "dog case".
Jinny: Really, one's enough. [Magda starts staring at Jinny's hair.]
What?!?!?!
Magda: Uhh... has "Teddy-poo" seen your hair?
Jinny: No, not yet...
[They start to walk out of The Division, but guess who the bump into... <drumroll, please>]
Teddy: Jinny, is that you?
Jinny: Um, No! *she runs to the door and Magda is standing beside Teddy*
Teddy: *points at his hair* Uhh...
Magda: She got it done for her birthday...
Teddy: Why does she have on a hat?
Magda: She's afraid of what people will say...
Teddy: Jinny? AFRAID?!?!? I don't know about that.
Magda: Yeah, well... We've gotta case to work on. See ya later.
Teddy: Bye! Tell Jinny, "Hey!" for me, OK?
Magda: Alright.
[Jinny's sitting impatiently in the car, waiting on Magda. Mag walks to the car and gets in.]
Jinny: What took you so long?
Magda: I was talking to Teddy for you.
Jinny: What do you mean you were talking to him for me?
Magda: You ran out, so...
Jinny: SO...
Magda: He wanted me to tell you hey for him.
Jinny: Oh. Kay.
Magda: So, where's this case at, anyways?
Jinny: 122 Court Street. Pine Ridge Apartments, apartment 7-A.
Magda: Greaaaaaaaaat...

Your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

hehe...hehehe...he.

(inside apartment building)

Jinny: SFPD! Open up!
Guy: Why?
Magda: Were investigating a dog abuse case! Let us in!
Guy: I dont have to!
Jinny: (sticks eye up to peep hole) Oh, yes, i think you do.
Guy: Fine. (opens door)
Magda: Are you Guy Peterson?
Guy: Uh huh... Look i dont know what your talking about!
Jinny: Yeah, ok, right, well... We have had reports of you, beating your dog... and not feeding him. This IS the only apartment building that will allow you too keep pets around here.
Guy: Well you know what....(jinny and magda just walk on by) Wait! Dont... (jinny opens door. Inside theres a germain shepard... It is REALLY skinny and limps over)
Jinny: Oh poor baby!
Guy: This isnt what it looks like...
Magda: Your under arrest for animal abuse , (guy starts too run away)
Jinny: HEY!!! HEY!!! (stat too chase him)


Your turn!

[Jinny grabs him by the shirt puts her arm around his neck while Magda puts on the hand cuffs. They take him back to the station and Kate is standing there.]
Kate: Wow, that was FAST!
Jinny: I know, thanks!
Kate: *raises her eyebrow* Well... since you two did such a good jod, I'm gonna let you have the rest of the day off.
Magda: Wow, Cap. Are you sure about this?
Kate: Hurry, just leave before I make you stay. Oh, and Jinny... you might wanna do something about that hair doo of yours while your off...
Jinny: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever...
[Jinny and Magda grab their coats and head dor their cars. They bump into Teddy again. HAHA!!!]
Teddy: Jinny, don't run off again!
Jinny: *pulls the hat down far on her head* Why?!!?
Teddy: Because I need to talk to you!
Jinny: About what?

Youre turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ok!!!!!!


Teddy: Well you misteriosely dissapeered last night... AGAIN!
Jinny: I was um.... Pre Birthday celebrational time!
Teddy: That doesnt make sense!
Jinny: Wel i was out.
Teddy: You have used that already!
Jinny: Are you saying you dont trust me???
Magda: Im just gonna go ove there...
Jinny: No stay! Well are you?
Teddy: No... Its just i think your lying to me!
Jinny: Which means you dont trust me!
Teddy: Something just isnt right. Look just forget this happened.
Jinny: Yeaj ill do that!
Teddy: Can i see your hair?
Jinny: Nnnno.
Teddy: Please?
Magda: Yeah c'mon jin!
Jinny: (pulls hat off) You hate it dont you?
Teddy: No its(giggles) Cute.
Jinny: Cute, cute... i hate cute.
Teddy: Its.... very... hip hoppy.
Jinny: Hip hoppy??? Hmmm.... Is that a good thing?
Teddy: I dont know... why dont you tell me?
Jinny: Yes, hip hop is good.
Teddy: Hey see you later k?
Jinny: See ya (teddy leavs)
Magda: Jinny where were you last night?
Jinny: What is this??? Questioning???
Magda: No but... where?
Jinny: I was...was...um...

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Jinny: ... um... I've got the rest of the day off, so I'm gonna go. Bye!!!
[Jinny runs out the door, putting her hat on and she goes home.]

((At Jin's Apartment))
Jinny: Home at last...
[She sits her coat on the chair and sits on the couch and sighs. Somebody knocks on the door.]
Jinny: Who is it?
Teddy: It's me!
Jinny: Nobody's here! Go 'way!
Teddy: If nobody's there, then who's talking to me?
Jinny: I... umm... THE TOILET!!!
Teddy: OK then toilet... when Jinny comes home, tell her to call me.
Jinny: OK!
[Teddy unlocks the door.]
Teddy: Toilet, huh?
Jinny: You got me.
Teddy: What's the matter with you?
Jinny: Nothing! I'm fine! Just peachy!
Teddy: When you say, "Just peachy!" something has to be wrong. So, spit it out.
Jinny: Well... I...

Your turn, DANA!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: You have reached 123-4567 leave a message afeter the honk and I Jinny Exstead will get back to you ASAP! HOOOOONK!!
Teddy: JINNY!
Jinny: Uh.... ok,ok I met this guy... ehhm... in the...uh bar.. and i uhh.... i... went with him... to his apartment.
Teddy: How could you do this to me!?!?!
Jinny: It, iitit, it meant nothing.... I was drunk, i didnt mean to... IM SORRY. (teddy starts too leave) No wait please wait!
Teddy: Why???
Jinny: (crying) Please... im sorry... I promise i wont....
Teddy: I cant do this... Was that the case last time??? Thats not a realationship... its just a big lie!
Jinny: NO!!! Dont... i cant loose you... I LOVE YOU!
Teddy: If you loved me then why did you cheat???
Jinny: I didnt love those guys... And ill probably never see them again!
Teddy: But there will me others!
Jinny: No there wont.

YOUR TURN!!

[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 05-06-2001).]

Jinny: Please Teddy, don't leave me! I was drunk!!!
Teddy: And that's supposed to be an excuse?
Jinny: Teddy! [Jinny sits on her knees on the floor and outs her hands in her face and starts to cry and Teddy leaves.] What have I done!?!?!? [Jinny goes to her bedroom any lies on her bed, curled up in a ball. She's not exactally crying, but you know what I mean...]

**The phone rings**
[Jinny doesn't answer it, so it just rings...]

----- The Next Day
[Jinny's an hour late for work. She looks bad, and she's just dragging her feet. She can't pick them up.]
Kate: Exstead, your late again.
Jinny: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[Jinny sits down at her desk and Magda walks over to her.]
Magda: Jin, what's the matter?
Jinny: I... I... uh... just didn't get much sleep last night.
Magda: *laughs* Were you out with Teddy?
Jinny: CUT IT OUT! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Magda: What did I say?!?
Jinny: Just *points at Magda's desk* go!
Magda: Alright, alright...
[Jinny gently runs her fingers through her hair and sighs.]

Your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: (gets all teary but sucks up)
Magda: Jinny... Whats wrong?
Jinny: (starts playing with one of the braids) I... Just... Can we talk in private?
Magda: Yeah sure.

(bathroom)

Magda: Now whats wrong with you???
Jinny: Well for starters i forgot my hat!
Magda: and???...
Jinny: The other night... id did pre celebrate for my partie... But i went home with another guy a... and teddy knows now and we broke up (not really crying but crying...does that make sense)
Magda: Did you try talking too him??
Jinny: I begged him to forgive me but he wont... He doesnt trust me... I dont deserve to be trused! (runs out of room)
Magda: Jinny... Jinny wait!

YOUR TURN!

Great job! I can't wait 4 s'moa!

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In loving memory of Mrs. Delia Gray...

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13

"For the Lord is good, His mercy is everlasting, and His truth endures to all generations." Psalms 100:5

"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." 1 Thessalonians 4:16,17

~*Danielle*~

[Jinny runs out to her desk and grabs her coat. She stars to walk out of The Division, but she bumps into Kate.]
Kate: Where do you think your going?
Jinny: I gotta go.
[Jinny goes out to her car.]
Kate: Where is she going?
Magda: I don't know.
Kate: Don't just stand there! Follow her!
[Magda follows Jinny to the bar. She's sitting on a stool sipping on a beer.]
Magda: Jin, I think you'd better go back to The Division.
Jinny: Why?
Magda: Kate made me follow you here and I think she's kinda mad.
Jinny: That's not my problem!
Magda: Well, it WILL be, let's go.
Jinny: Hey bartender! [Throws a ten on the bar as Magda drags her out of the bar and back to The Division.]
Kate: So... I see you decided to come back.
Jinny: Not willingly.
Kate: Yeah, whatever. Anyways... you've got some work to do, so I suggest you so it.
Jinny: Fine.
[Teddy walks in, but he goes into Kate's office. When he comes out, he stops by Jinny's desk.]
Teddy: Hey...
Jinny: What?
Teddy: Well... I... uh...

Your turn!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Ooooooooh!

Jinny: What do you want?
Teddy: Well... maybe you deserve a second chance.
Jinny: Excuse me?
Teddy: You heard me... Im forgiving you.
Jinny: Are you sure about this?
Teddy: What do you not want to get back together?
Jinny: No i really, REALLY, do... But i dont want to hurt you.
Teddy: Can we talk in private?
Jinny: Everybody wants to talk in private! PARKING LOT!

(Parking lot)

Teddy: I trust you... I do.. you said you wont do it again and i believe you.
Jinny: Yes, but i dont beleive myself.
Teddy: Well no-offese but you might wanna tone it down a bit.
Jinny: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Thanks. I dont want to loose you again!
Teddy: So...uh...(trying to change subject) any birthday plans?
jinny: Uh huh... like what? Im just going to the bar with... whoever shows up. Oh boy... Id like too see what John says about my hair! HahA!
Teddy: Well ill be there... Hey i gotta go... Bye (kisses her)
Jinny: Bye. (teddy leaves)

(back inside division)

Magda: So jin.... WHats going on?
Jinny: Short little discussion... Were getting back together. What if i cheat again?
Magda: You wont...
Jinny: Yeah but you know me! I just do stuff like that! Geez. You know what can we just drop it???
Magda: Yes yes... shifts over in 3 hours... and tomorows your birthday.
Jinny: yeah i know.
Magda: Your lucky! Your guy comes back afetr you cheat im loyal mine splits! This is sooooo wrong!
Jinny: Are you trying to make me feel better?
Magda: Nevrmind... Subject dropped.

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

great, please continue and

nancyjojinny what division episode is this quote from ur info in?:

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

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Jinny: See I know people too, dont screw with me

~*~*~Go Red Soxs~*~*~

I got it from the episode " The faer factor" at the end when they were in the bar???

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

omg i so knew that thanks!!! sry i am spazing cuz i got some concert tickets!!

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Jinny: See I know people too, dont screw with me

~*~*~Go Red Soxs~*~*~

[Jinny and Magda sit down at their desk and work until the shift is over.]

((The end of their shift))

Jinny: Well, I'm gonna go.
Magda: Yeah, me too.
[The get their coats and walk out to their cars and go home.]

((At Jinny's apartment))
[She walks in the door. Someone's sitting on the couch. It's the guy she cheated on Teddy with. Let's call him... Brandon. (My ex that cheated on me.) MWAHAHAHAHA.]
Jinny: What in the HELL are you doing here?
Brandon: I just thought you'd want another chance with me.
[Teddy is listening through the door.]


OK, im tired, you go.


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

more !this is like torture more!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Jinny: Uh.... no... No im seeing somebody else so youll just have too leave... Like now.
Brandon: Oh come on! Hell never find out. (gets up and walks toward jinny but she pushes him away.
Jinny: Yes he already found out so dont make things more complicated!
Bradon: Hey! You came on to me in the first place... Dont try to blame this on me! I didnt know you were dateing.
Jinny: y.. your right just please leave.. *they wait for a few seconds) NOW!!!!
Brandon: Oh camo on hell never know. *walks up to Jinny* Just one more time?
Jinny:...........................

Oh it is your turn now!

OMG!! Keep Going! Keep Going! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
~<3~ Cailtin

OMG, this is sooooo awesome! It's torture making us wait like this! I'll say what we say in the South... (and it's been said before...)
GIVE ME S'MOA NOW BEFORE I GET UGLY!!
And I can get ugly, too! Just ask Emily or better yet, Justin! He had such a big black eye!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! COME QUICKLY; RIDE THE PIG WITH THE QUEENS OF ASPARAGUS, BOBS, AND PIGS!!!

Whoops... sorry.

[Teddy bursts through the door. (Hehehe.)]
Teddy: Are you deaf? *like, yelling damn *sorry* loud!!!!* She said get out!
Jinny: *looks suprized* Teddy!
[Teddy throws Brandon out the door.]
Teddy: So... how are ya?
Jinny: Uhhh..... I'm alright, *raises one eyebrow* I think.
Teddy: Well... anyways...
Jinny: How did you know he was here?
Teddy: I didn't. I just wanted to come see you.
Jinny: Since you did, let's make the most of it...
Teddy: What do you mean by that?
Jinny: You'll find out. *kissed him*
Teddy: Jin, are you sure about this?
Jinny: *kisses him again*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.



[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-11-2001).]

I'm bored.

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Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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VERY bored.

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Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Haha!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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OK, it's fixed now.

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Oooooh you little Devil!!!

(im just going to cut to the next morning for content... You can use your imagination.)

Teddy: (alarm clock has been going of for like 10 minutes but nobody noticed) Hey Jinny.... Jinny get up.
Jinny: (rolls over) Morning.
Teddy: Happy birthday.
Jinny: it is??? Oh yeah... I completely forgot... Oh thats sad. I cant even remember my own birthday. (gets up and puts on robe) What time is it?
Teddy: 6.
Jinny: Hmmm... I never get up this early... Its too early. 1 point against you. (leaves room)
Teddy: ooook?

**In kitchen, Teddy got dressed and Jinnys still in the robe***

Jinny: Sooooo.... What did you get me for my birthday?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: What color is it?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: Is it purple?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: Is it big or small?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: Did it cost alot or are you cheap?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: This is not working. Is it?
Teddy: I cant say.
Jinny: (just leaves and gets dressed)

Your turn allergies are killing me! *cough, cough, cough*

((At The Division))
[Jinny walks in. There are some balloons and flowers 'n' stuff.]
Everybody: Happy Birthday, Jinny!
Jinny: Uh, yeah. Thanks.
[Sits down at her desk. Magda walks over to her desk.]
Magda: You didn't want a suprize party, did you?
Jinny: Hey, I didn't say that, you did!
Magda: Well, you're not acting like it!
Jinny: I've just got some stuff on my mind.
Magda: Like what... Teddy?
Jinny: *grins* Well...
Magda: It is, isn't it?
Jinny: *scratches her head**mumbles* Yeah.
Magda: Was that a yes?
Jinny: Yes...
Magda: All right, spill it. What happened?
Jinny: Nothing. Nothing at all. *grins*
[Kate walks over to Jinny.]
Kate: Happy Birthday. *sets a present on her desk*
Jinny: Awww Cap, you didn't have to do that!
Kate: You're right. *starts to take the present away*
Jinny: *grabs it quickly* But since you did... *rips the wrapping paper off like a little kid* Wow Cap...

Your turn!!!!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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AHHHHHHH!!! How could you leave me off there!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Jinny: *pulls out a botle of stuff* I love this stuff!
Kate: I had a feeling.
Jinny: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! SOoooooooo sososososooso! Much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Kate: Uhhh... Your welcome?
Jinny: THANK YOU!!!!
Kate: Yes yes i get the point.... Now i knwo its your birthday... But you still have to work. *ballon popps*
Jinny: *gasps* YOU CURSED IT!!! Evil... You should have never mentioned the word birthday. *another ballon pops* AHHH! Nobody say birthday...*another pops* AHH! Nobody say the B- word all day! Youll ruin it.
Cd: Uh huh... yup, ok. Well keep that in mind.
Angela: Happy birthday. *sticks something on her desk*
Jinny: Oooohh... what is it??
Angela: Well... open it!
Jinny: OOOOooooh ooooooooh oooooooooooh!! More presents!

Your turn!

your EEEEEEEEEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Jinny opens her present from Angela.]
Jinny: Oh yeah! It's the whole series of The Facts of Life!! Oh yeah!!!
Angela: I thought you might like that!
Jinny: HAHA!!!
CD: But we have an even bigger suprize for you.
Jinny: What is it?
[Teddy walks in with something behind his back.]
Teddy: Here ya go!
[It's an envelope. Jinny opens it.]
Jinny: Two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas?!?!!? WHOA!!!!!!!! This is awesome!!!
Magda: We thought you might want to take Teddy along...
Jinny: Yeah, that's a good idea! Let's go!
CD: Hold it! You can't leave 'til tonight!
Jinny: I can't wait!!! I gotta get packed!!!
Kate: All right, go home and get packed.
Jinny: Bye!!!
[Jinny and Teddy go their her apartments and
get packed.]

YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Uhhh... Yeah i know im EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

***At one of those BIG old dock thingys***

Jinny: *looks up at the HUGE ship* YEAH!!! Oh Yeah! this is sooo cool! Damn its big! AAAAAAHAHAHAH!
Teddy: Im glad your exited but please calm down!!!!!!
Jinny: I cant!!! This is my first cruise!
Teddy: your first... Ive done this 100 times.
Jinny: GOOD FOR YOU! *holds up tickets* Come teddy... We shall board! *runs up onto the ship... and teddy follows her*

***inside the room***

Jinny: (practically breaks down door) Oh we are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so fun... Aint it fun...hun???
Teddy: Uh huh... fun... sit down and please.. stop yelling... Im geting a headach.
Jinny: *calmer* Ok sorry. *gets out that bottle of whatever capt gave her* Want some?
Teddy: Jinny we just got here... Can it wait.
Jinny: ehhh... yeah. Ok well save it for tonight. Lets go look around!!
Teddy: *sighs* Ok... just dont sprint off ahead of me again.

I g2g bye your turn!

[There on the top deck, looking out at the ocean.]
Jinny: This is kinda cool!
Teddy: Yeah... *yawns*

((About 15 minutes later))

[The boat starts to move and they sail off or whatever.]
Teddy: I'm hungry.
Jinny: Me too. Let's get something to eat.
Teddy: OK...

[They go into the dining area place and a waitress seats them.]
Jinny: So, is this the big suprize you couldn't tell me about?
Teddy: Yeah, I guess you could say that. *grins*
Waitress: What can I get you two to drink?
Jinny: I'll take a Miller.
Teddy: Gimme a...
Jinny: He'll take the same.
[Waitress walks off.]
Teddy: Thanks...
Jinny: No problem.
[Waitress brings back their beers and hands them some menus.]
Jinny: Wow, this looks good!
Teddy: Wow, look at the prices!
Jinny: Whoa...

OK, your turn!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Jinny: Well uhhh... you DID bring alot of money right?
Teddy: Yeah... But uhhh... I dont want too spend it all before we get there.
Jinny: Geez... Who made up these prices anyway?
Teddy: Somebody who was very... VERY rich.
Jinny: Thats just.... great... What are you haveing?
Teddy: Uhhh... whatever... Maybe... The fried shrimp... I like shrimp.
Jinny: Fettucini alfredo with the uhh crab stuff in it.
Teddy: Oh my god... Look at this... You complain about prices and you order the most expensive thing!
Jinny: Sorry! Ill pay.
Teddy: No i will... Just make sure i have enough for the trip home!
Jinny: Ok, ok... Where is that waitress?
Waitress: (walks over) Im right here... What will you 2 be haveing.
Teddy: Ill have the fried shrimp and shell have the Fettucini with crab meat.
Jinny: (thinks "i can order myself" but doesnt say it) Thanks.
Waitress: Ok, Thatls be all?
Teddy: yeah. (waitress walks off)

YOUR TURN!!!!!!!

Good job you too! lol, i can see her getting
"sea sick"...lmao!!!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

[A couple of minutes later, the waitress brings out their food and they eat it, pay their bill, and go back onto the deck. They look out at the ocean and the water is glistening.]
Jinny: I'm glad you guys did this.
Teddy: I am too.
Jinny: I've never been on a cruse before and this is really special. *pauses* Wait. Did I just say that?!
Teddy: Yeah, *chuckles* I think you did.
Jinny: Wadda ya say we go back to our room?
Teddy: All right.

I think I have writers block or something. It sucks...........

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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It was fine.

***Back in room***

Jinny: (picks up bottle of stuff) You want some?
Teddy: Ehh, what the heck.
Jinny: (gets 2 glasses) I had a feeling youd say that. (pours some and hands him his glass) To you.
Teddy: Ill drink to that.

***one hour later***

(all of the stuff is gone, and jinny and teddy are sitting on the bed talking)

Jinny: You guys are the greatest. Ive never had a gift like this before. (gets up and looks out those little windows)
Teddy: Ive never had a girlfriend like this before.
Jinny: Do you mean that in a good way or a bad way?
Teddy: *smiles* The best possible.
Jinny: Its so beatiful out here.
Teddy: Come here. *pulls her over by her hips and kisses her*
Jinny: This is going to be one criuse to remember. *teddy kisses her and she leans back onto the bed and.... (ill let you use your imagination for the rest of this scene)

YOUR TURN!!!

MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

((The next morning...))

[Teddy and Jinny are in the bed, all covered up and with... well... no clothes on. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif It's about 11:15 and the big horn thing on the boat goes off.]
Teddy: *jumps out of bed* What was that? *realizes he has no clothes on* Whoops! *scoots back under the covers*
Jinny: I don't know. *grabs her robe and puts it on and looks out the window* I think were here!!!
Teddy: Great! But...
Jinny: But what?
Teddy: *points across the room* My clothes are over there!
Jinny: Well, your just gonna go get 'em. *grins*
Teddy: Jinny, you wouldn't do that to me, would you?
Jinny: No, I guess not. *grabs Teddy's clothes and hands them to him, but she jerks them away before he can reache them and falls on the floor.]
Teddy: Jinny!
Jinny: Teddy! *throws his clothes ontop of him* Let's get dressed so we can get out there.
Teddy: OK, just don't do that again!!!
*Jinny laughs*
[Jinny puts on some shorts and a t-shirt and Teddy does too.]
Jinny: It's been a while since I've worn shorts!
Teddy: Yeah, same here!
[They walk out onto the deck and out onto the island thing...]

You're turn!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-12-2001).]

HAHAHA!!! Im so eeeevil! Uhhhh... Nevermind.

On the island thing there there was this huge boardwalk, with 100 little gift shops.

Jinny: Thsi place is so cool!!! Buy me souveneer(sp) Teddy!
Teddy: yeah yeah yeah... Hold on.
Jinny: Ooooooh! Hurry! Come on! (goes into little store)

****Little store*****

Teddy: See anything in particualar?
Jinny: Over there!!! Those earings! The shea shelly ones!
Teddy: the 'sea shelly ones?'
Jinny: Yes... the ones that look like sea shells.
Teddy: yeah you could have just said that in the first place.
Jinny: I dont care! Just buy the damn earings!
Teddy: Alright. *picks up earings* You are awfull pushy!
Jinny: I know its one of my strong points.

*they pay and leave, put on their bathing suita and... go on the beach*

Jinny: OMG! Its hot!
Teddy: I know. Here. *hands her sunblock*
Jinny: Thanks. *puts a little on* could you do my back?
Teddy: Yeah. *puts it on her back*
Jinny: Thank ya!!! Im going to go in the water.
Teddy: Are you sure... It looks a little, choppy.
Jinny: Trust me, im good at this.
Teddy: Uh huh.

YOUR TURN!!!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

[Jinny gets in the water and walks around a little. Teddy walks to the shore to make sure everything's alright. A couple of minutes later, Jinny walks back onto the shore. She looks like a wet rat. (Haha!)]
Teddy: Are you all right?
Jinny: Yeah. Fine.
Teddy: All right. *hands her a towel and they sit down*
Jinny: I'm tired. *leans back on Teddy and closes her eyes*


Whoops, I G2G!!! Sorry so short!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

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Great!

Oh, and write s'moa soon! I luv it!

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Torrance: Try this... Like awesome
Like wow
Like totally freak me out
I mean right on
(clap, clap)
'Cause Torros are number one!
Missy: I transferred from Los Angeles
Your school has no gymnastics team
This is a last resort
(From Bring It On!)

LOL! Wet rat??? RU saying all people who go in the ocean come out looking like wet rats??? I go in all the time! And... well yeah ok so i do look like a wet rat... Moving on...

***3 hours later***

Teddy and jinny are both asleep... And are quit sunburned.

Jinny: *wakes up and is in pain because of sunburn* TEDDY YOU IDIOT!!!
Teddy: What!?!!
Jinny: Look at me!!! Im a tomato!!! Ohh... look at you... your a lobster!
Teddy: What are you talking about!?!?
Jinny: Sunburn!!!
Teddy: Well we put on sunscreen!
Jinny: 3 hours ago! and it wasnt very strong and i cant move!
Teddy: *gets up SLOWLY* Come on lets get into the shade... *helps jinny up*

***Inside a restaurant... Lets call it the Tiki Bar (it IS a real bar BTW)***

Jinny: *keeps pressing finger onto her arm until it leaves a white mark and compareing it to the rest of her.*
Teddy: You want something to drink?
Jinny: Yeah... Get me a screw driver or something.
Teddy: yeah sure... Be right back.
Jinny: *mumbles as he leaves* Idiot... Lets me fall asleep in the sun i oughta rack his braiks out. Annoying little mo...
Teddy: Im back.
Jinny: Teddy! Thank you! *takes a sip*
Teddy: You know this whole sunburn things kind of funny.
Jinny: No... I dont think so.
Teddy: Ok so its not funny.

Alright im done... UR TURN!!

Yay! Awesome! Can't wait 4 more! (I'm bored, and u gve me PLENTY of hours of entertainment.) That's a good thing, BTW, LOL!

Your fan fic is so, so, so, so, so good, don't stop!

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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.

Jinny: Exactally.
Teddy: Geez, Jin. What's the matter with you? Before we went to sleep you were fine, and now... well...
Jinny: How do you expect me to act?! I'm cooked! *Jinny's cell phone rings* Exstead.
Magda: Hey!
Jinny: Magda? How did you call me on my cell phone all the way over here? You're not hiding behind my chair or something, *looks behind her* are you?
Magda: No, I'm here... at the Division. Anywayz... are ya havin' fun?
Jinny: Yeah, yeah... it's just that...
Magda: What?
Jinny: I look like a tomato!!!
Magda: Are you really burnt that bad?
Jinny: Yes! Teddy is too! We fell asleep on the beach for three hours!
Magda: Jin! You betta take care of that!
Jinny: I know, I know.
Magda: I guess I'll let you go.
Jinny: Bye. *hangs up phone*
Teddy: Who was that?
Jinny: Magda.
Teddy: Oh... So...
Jinny: Yeah?
Teddy: I'm bored. Let's do something.
Jinny: But we just sat down!
Teddy: So!
Jinny: What did you have in mind?

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

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GREAT...more more soon ,.fast!

Hmhmhmhmhm...heheheh...HA! Nevermind.

Teddy: I dont know!!! Geez... I just want to do something.
Jinny: Ehhh... We could buy some aloe for the sunburn?
Teddy: What the hell.

***In store***

Jinny: Ok get the CLEAR stuff... Not the blue stuff, not the green stuff... The CLEAR stuff.
Teddy: yes Jinny... Ill get the clear stuff.
Jinny: Thank you.
Teddy: *picks up a bottle of clear stuff* Happy now???
Jinny: Very. Do you get the feeling were beeing watched?
Teddy: Your so paranoid.
Jinny: I dont know... I think somebodys following us.
Teddy: Dont be silly. Theres nothing wrong... Your just mad at me for letting you fall asleep.
Jinny: Y... yeah, ok come on.

YOUR TURN DEAREST!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddy: Let's go put some of this stuff on.
Jinny: Ight.

[They go to their room and put some one. They can change out of their bathing suits because they've got about a gallon (LOL) of aloe on themselves. So they just sit on the edge of the bed and talk.]
Jinny: What time is it?
Teddy: 7.
Jinny: I can't believe we really got burnt this bad!
Teddy: Me neither!!!

Sorry, G2G, Mom's yellin at me. UGH!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

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A few things that can be found on bumper stickers that reminded me of Jinny...

1. Finally 21, and legally able to do things I've been doing since 15.

2. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

3. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

4. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN -- Cops have nothing to go on.

5. I have PMS and a gun. Are there any questions?
(Number 5 was altered a little.)

E Pluribus Unum... Have a nice day!

º†º Kenzie º†º

ok...

Jinny: What do you want to do... just sit here and die???
Teddy: I dont know. Watch TV.
Jinny: *flips it on* No, uh uh, saw it, sucks, rated G, *turns it off* Nothing.
Teddy: you only checked 4 channels!
Jinny: Those are MY channels... I only watch those channels... Their the Jinny channels.
Teddy: Which ones are they anyway?
Jinny: HBO, HBO 2, Spice, and Spice 2.
Teddy: The "spice" channel? As in channel 91?
Jinny: Do you know of any others???
Teddy: Good point.
Jinny: GOD DAMN THIS IS BORING!!!!!
Teddy: I know!
Jinny: OH THIS IS YOUR FAULT WUSSY MAN!!! You are such a weenie!

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

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Teddy: Weenie? WEENIE?! Did you just call me a weenie?!?!?!
Jinny: Yeah!!!!
Teddy: Ok then, BUNS!!!!!!
[Jinny busts out lauging.]
Jinny: BUNS?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe you just called me buns!!!!
Teddy: Well, you called me weenie!!!
Jinny: ... I think my aloe is dry now.
Teddy: Mine too.

I wish my mom would stop yelling at me!!!! GGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Teddy: Oh thank you god!!! Were free!
Jinny: Oh boy, and you thought i was weird.
Teddy: You are... but thats ok... we all love you anyway!
Jinny: oh thats cuts it... You are a weenie.
Teddy: Yeah i know... Oh well, what do you want to do? We could go to the bar...
Jinny: Oh joy!
Teddy: Yeah i thought youd like that.
Jinny: Good. Oh and sorry i called you a weenie, i just always cant help but tell the truth.
Teddy: Thats ok. *jinny goes into bathroom* Wait, that was an insult wasnt it?

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: Oh well...

[They get dressed and go to the bar. They sit down. Bartender... let's call her NMRox. MWAHAHAHAHA!]
NMRox: What can I get you two?
Teddy: I'll have a screwdriver.
Jinny: Gimme a Miller Lite.
NMRox: Is that all?
Teddy: *answers quickly and looks at Jinny* Yes!
[NMRox fixes the drinks and brings them to them.]
NMRox: Here ya go.
Teddy: Thanks.
Jinny: Yeah, what he said.
NMRox: It's what I get paid for... (leaves)
Jinny: So...
Teddy: What?
Jinny: Is there anything to do on this boat?
Teddy: I would think so.
Jinny: OK then. What?
Teddy: We could dance or something.

My sunburn hurts!!! I look like a tomato!! LOL Ouch...




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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

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Jinny: You just loooooove dancin dont ya?
Teddy: Yeah, i do.
Jinny: It figures, nobody ever dances when you want too. *smiles*
Teddy: Yeah. *pulls her up* You do.
Jinny: Oh, alright.

*dancing*

Teddy: Are you haveing fun?
Jinny: Right now? Oh YEAH!
Teddy: I mean on this cruise, you dont seem like the cruise type.
Jinny: Well then change me, make me like cruises.
Teddy: And how can i do that?
Jinny: There are ways.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

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Teddy: I know exactally what your thinking about.
Jinny: Then what is it?
Teddy: Jinny... do I have to say it?
Jinny: It's not a bad word.
Teddy: Foine Jinny, it's sex, (yells) you're thinking about sex!!!
[Everybody looks at them.]
Jinny: Teddy!!!
Teddy: You wanted me to say it!
Jinny: Yeah, but not that loud! Geez!
Teddy: Sorry!!!
Jinny: Yeah, whatever...
[They sit down. They don't say anything to each other for a while...]
Jinny: I'll be back.
Teddy: Where are you going?
Jinny: I said, I'll be back!! (walks off)
[A girl comes and sits next to Teddy.]
Girl: Hi.
Teddy: Uhh... hey.
Girl: How are ya?
Teddy: Fine. Who are you?
Girl: Listen... you need to dump that slut your with and comes with me.
Teddy: No, I don't think so.
Girl: Well, I do. (Scoots over to Teddy and rubs his back.)
[Jinny walks back into the room.]
Jinny: I leave you alone for five minutes!
Teddy: No Jinny, this isn't what you think it is!
Jinny: The hell it's not! (goes to the room)

Your turn!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

*Jinny comes back*

Jinny: *to girl* Hold up! Who in the hell are you!?!?!?!?
Girl: Yasamine.
Jinny: Yasamine?!?! I hate that name! I went too school with a yasamine! She tried too steal my boy friend and shes still in recovery!
Yasamine: Ooooh, so scary! Skinny little slut! Come on hit me with your best shot!
Teddy: Now come on guys wait! Im sure theres a better way too solve this then beating each other up!
Jinny: YEAH BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!
Teddy: Nevermind.
Yasamine: Youve even got your boyfriend scared! What are you like a blackbelt or somethin'? (sarcastic)
Jinny: Yup. Now be a good little bitch and leave my man alone!! Or ill be forced too roll up a news paper and stick it up your...
Teddy: Well it was nice talkin too ya Yaz. (pushes her away) See you again, NOT, bye!
Jinny: You know teddy i still hate you! How could you?
Teddy: I didnt do anything!! She just came over! YOU cheated on me first!

Your turn.. Im Iming you right now... I expect the reply soon!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: Let's just drop this mess.
Teddy: Fine. (pauses and kisses Jinny on the cheek.)
Jinny: What was that for?
Teddy: I felt like it.
Jinny: Oooookay...
Teddy: Ya wanna go back up to the room?
Jinny: Why not?


OK, I'm stuck.

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can [i]coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Jinny: How could you let somebody named Yaz, rub your shoulders?
Teddy: Uh..
Jinny: I mean of all the names!
Teddy: Drop it! *kisses her and she leanes back on the bed... and of coured, her cell phone rings*
Jinny: Exstead? Yeah Magda, im haveing fun. You interupted us. Go away! Yes mag, uh huh, yup. Go away! And your not suppose dto be anle too call me on my cell from so far away! BYE!
Teddy: Was that magda?
Jinny: No it was Robbie Williams. Yes, it was Magda. She has such bad timeing. *lyes back*
Teddy: I know *kisses her*

YOUR TURN!!!!!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! I need... more... fanfic! This is great! Anytime you wanna write more g'head.

[Since there are some "smaller children" out there, I'll just go to the next morning/afternoon...]


Teddy: *wakes up, yawns, and looks over at Jinny* Jinny...
Jinny: What?
Teddy: What time is it?
Jinny: It's one.
Teddy: Don't you think it's time to get up yet?
Jinny: No. *rolls over*
Teddy: Jinny!!!
Jinny: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Teddy: If I knew you were gonna be PMSin', I never woulda woke you up.
Jinny: *raises eyebrow*
Teddy: WELL!!!


OK,........................


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can [i]coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-22-2001).]

heheheheheheheh! WHOOOOOOSHLY SWOOOOOOSH!

Jinny: Go to sleep! I never wake up this early!
Teddy: Jinny please... I dont want too sleep through this whole criuse!
Jinny: I do! You can get up! Have fun!
Teddy: Jinny please...
Jinny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT!!!! ILL GET UP!!!
Teddy: Thank you!
Jinny: Now im going too be mean all day!!!
Teddy: Il live with it.
Jinny: Just dont expect anything from me.
Teddy: Fine! Just please, do something.

YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: Yeah, yeah, whatever, sure...

Im at a loss for wordsie poos here! I'm too iohayper to oo typeeee rightttttttttttttttn ooooooowww!!!!!!! ill get bamj kvc on this later !!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[Jinny yawns and gets up and hops in the shower. Teddy is digging through his bags to find his clothes.]

((After they take their showers and get dressed, they go down to the putt-putt place or whatever.))
Jinny: Putt-putt?!?!?! Isn't that for little kids?
Teddy: No Jin, it's fun! Come on!
Jinny: Alright, alright, I'm coming!
[They walk up to the window.]
Teddy: Yeah, I need two games or whatever.
Person: Ight. What color balls do you want?
Jinny: Green.
Teddy: I'll take orange.
[He hands them their balls and their clubs and they walk to the first hole. Jinny puts her ball on the mat thing with the holes in it and swings...]
Jinny: Alright! Hole-in-one!
Teddy: That was just a lucky shot!
Jinny: Nooo... I'm just better at this than you are and you know it!
Teddy: This is just the first hole!
Jinny: So...
Teddy: We've got 17 more to go! I can still beat you, ya know.
Jinny: Fine, if you think you can beat me... loser buys the drinks afterwards.
Teddy: OK, fine with me!

Your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-23-2001).]

Heheheheheheheheheheh~~~~~~~~~

***16 holes lata***

Jinny: Hole-in-one! Again! for the 17th time!
Teddy:Mmm hmm.
Jinny: Face it... you cant beat me now... I have a perfect score. *runs toung over teeth and gets really, REALLY close too teddy and whisperes in his ear all breathy like* And you... DONT!! HAHA!!!!
Teddy: I only have a score of... Uh 32.
jinny: HHHHHHHHHA!
Teddy: Fien last hole... Your turn.
Jinny: *hits a hole-in-one* HhhhhhhhA!
Teddy: *hits it and misses* Oh.
Jinny: Hhhhhhhhhha!
Teddy: *hits it 2 more times and gets it in*
Jinny: Come wussy man! You suck at this game.. And as punishment you must buy me a drink!! Or 3 or 20! Im in a happy mood!
Teddy: *Rolls his eyes* Whatever you say Jinny.

***AT BAR***

Jinny: *lauging at something* Yup, yupyupyup.
Teddy: Well... Thats # 20.. Come on Im running low here.
Jinny:Nnnnnno... Teddy.. Just 1 more... Please? Or 3, or 20.
Teddy: One.

Your turn!!!!!!


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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: OK, OK one... hundred more!!! Hahaha!!!
Teddy: Just ONE. O-n-e. One.
Jinny: *whimpers*
Teddy: If you don't stop I won't even get you ONE more.
Jinny: *surring* Fiiiiiieneee.
Teddy: Bartender, one more please.
[Hands Jinny her drink. She drinks it fast.]
Jinny: Yummmmm...
Teddy: I think you need to lay down.
Jinny: Nighty-night.

[Teddy picks Jinny up under her arms and her knees and carries her back to the room and lays her on the bed.]


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 05-23-2001).]

Ooooohoooohoooooohooooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohooohohohohohohohoho!

Teddy: How about I get you some coffe?
Jinny: Nnnnnnnno.. Gemme a beerrrrrrrr.
Teddy: No. Sorry, i cant do that.
Jinny: Meanie.
Teddy: *sighs* Just.... go too sleep.
Jinny: *has already passed out*
Teddy: That was easy. *lies down next too her*

***2 hours later***

Jinny: *starts too get up* Huh... what?
Teddy: Jin, you ok.
Jinny: Uhh.. Yeah. No... *runs into bathroom*

***10 mins later***

Jinny: *comes out of bathroom*
Teddy: Are you ok now?
Jinny: Yeah. Im sorry... I totally screwed up this trip.
Teddy: No jin...
Jinny: Whatever. *leis down and puts her head on his shoulder* Im sorry i beat you so bad in golf too... I should have just let you win.
Teddy: Dont worry about it... Im used too looseing.
Jinny: My head is killing me.
Teddy: You shouldnt have drank that much.
Jinny: I shold never drink that much btu i do.
Teddy: Huh?
Jinny: Nevermind.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: *rubs her eyes* What time is it?
Teddy: Midnight.
Jinny: I'm goin' back to sleep. *kisses Teddy for a long time and finally breaks it off* Good night.
Teddy: Good night.
[They lean back on the bed. Jinny falls asleep and Teddy lays on his back looking at the moonlight shining through the small window in their room. He looks over at Jinny and gently runs his fingers through her hair.]
Teddy: *whispers, knowing she won't say anything back* I love you. *sighs*


I'M STUCK, HELP ME OUT HERE!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Jinny: You do?
Teddy: Your awake!?!
Jinny: Barely. Everything sounds louder now.
Teddy: Yeah.
Jinny: I do too.
Teddy: Huh?
Jinny: I love you teddy.
Teddy: Really?
Jinny: With all my heart.

Your turn!!!!!!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Jinny rolls over, leans up and kisses Teddy for a LONG time....... Teddy breaks it off.]
Teddy: How long have you been awake?
Jinny: I never went to sleep.
Teddy: *kisses Jinny on the cheek* You're so beautiful.
Jinny: *rubs Teddy's face with the front part of her fingers* Thanks... *blushes and grins*
Teddy: I mean it, you really are.
Jinny: You don't have to say stuff like that to me.
Teddy: But it's true.
Jinny: We've gotten so much closer over the past few days.
Teddy: I know. It's a good thing.
Jinny: Yeah... it is.

Your turn, poopie!!!!!!!!! LMAO



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

AWWWW, this is sooo cute! MoRe

I don't want this thing to sink to the bottom, so I'll put a post up until DANA http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif posts some more on the story. Hehehe.

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Well SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY

Jinny: Im exausted... See you in the morning.
Teddy: Night.

***The next morning***

Teddy: Jin... Hun, wake up.
Jinny: Wha-? Oh... Good morning.
Teddy: You sound like your in a good mood.
Jinny: I am. Wanna go out and get breakfast or something?
Teddy: This is a miracle, Jinny Exstead got up, on time, and is in a good mood.
Jinny: With you around its harder too be mean. Oh Lookie! My sunburns already getting better!
Teddy: Mines... Not.
Jinny: Yeah whatever. Come on... Lets go get a Burito!

Your turn...


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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddy: Of course, a burrito. A humongus brekfast burrito. That's like, your "signature food". Do they even have those on this boat?
Jinny: We're about to find out.

((At the breakfast place))
Jinny: *looking at the menu* Breakfast Pizza, Breakfast Eggroll, yuck. Hooray! Breakfast Burrito!!!
Teddy: Oh joy!
Jinny: *slaps Teddy's hand* You've never had one, have you?
Teddy: Noooooo.
Jinny: Well, you're gonna.
[Waitress wals over. We shall call her Jade... my nickname on the demo team. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif]
Jade: Are you ready to order?
Jinny: Yep. I'll have a small coffee with lots of cream and sugar and a Breakfast Burrito. [Teddy opens his mouth to order, but Jinny cuts him off.] And he'll have the same.
Teddy: But skip on the cream and sugar, please.
Jade: All right. Be back in a sec. [Leaves.]
Teddy: I can order for myself, ya know.
Jinny: Yeah, I know. (Big grin. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)
Teddy: What do you wanna do after this?
Jinny: Let's do something fun.
Teddy: Like what?
Jinny: GO-KARTS!!!
Teddy: On the boat?
Jinny: No stupid! *points to a Go-Kart track on the island*
Teddy: OK, OK!
Jade: Here's you food. *hands them each a plate with a huge breafast burrito and a cup of coffee, but gives Jinny a big hand fun of cream and sugar.]
Teddy: Thanks.
Jade: Do you need anything else?
Jinny: No, that's all.

Youre turn!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Teddy: Jinny? How do you eat one of these?
Jinny: You stick it in your mouth, tast, chew, swallow.
Teddy: Its huge!
Jinny: I know!! (big grin) I love it *Takes a bite*
Teddy: *teakes a bite* Hey these are good. Big, but good.
Jinny: Well, they aint as big as the ones at home but theyle do.
Teddy: Arent.
Jinny: What?
Teddy: They arent as big as the ones at home... Not they aint.
Jinny: What are you my father? I say aint when i want to say aint... Now shut up and eat. *Puts all the cream in sugar into coffe, Teddy secretly wonders why shes so skinny and yet eats more than that 200 pound cop in the division)
Teddy: You eat...alot.
Jinny: I know and i never gain weight. LUCKEY ME!!! *starts eating it*

YOUR TURN!

[Jinny finishes without a crumb left. Teddy has about a fourth of his left.]
Teddy: God Jinny! How did you eat all of that?
Jinny: Like I said before, put it in your mouth, taste, chew, swallow.
Teddy: ANYWAYZ...
Jinny: GO-KARTS!!!!!!
Teddy: We gotta pay first!
Jinny: *whistles REALLY loud* Hey waitress!!!
Jade: *runs over to their table* Can I help you?
Jinny: We need our ticket.
Jade: Ok. *hands them their ticket*
Teddy: *puts some money on the table and they go get in line at the go-kart place*
Teddy: Two please.
Person behind the window: $10.75
Teddy: *hands them the money and hands Jinny her ticket and the get in line* These things are expensive!
Jinny: Shut up, it's our turn!!! *runs to the front of the line and sits in a GREEN go-kart. Teddy sits in the one behind her.*

Your turn!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Jinny: On your mark.. get set... Bye! *drives away really fast.*
Teddy: O boy.

*Jinny drives around course really recklessly and teddy does his goody goody perfect drive*

Jinny: *Gets outn of car* You drive like a..... Weeeeeeenie!
Teddy: And you drive like a...... Bun.
Jinny: *Laughs so hard she falls down and teddy has too pick her up and move her too a bench* BUN!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Teddy: Please stop laughing
Jinny: BUN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Teddy: Its not that funny!
Jinny: Oh yes it is!!!!!
Teddy: What do you want to do now?
Jinny: Its Brunchtime!
Teddy: We ate 20 minuites ago... And its 10 in the morning!
Jinny: My order is Brekfast, Brunch, snack Lunch, snack Dinch, Snack, Dinner, Snack, Beer, snack while drinking, sleep.
Teddy: Dinch?
Jinny" Yeah between dinner and lunch... Dinch.
Teddy: Riiiiiiiiight.

YOUR TURN!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

LMAO DANA!!!

Jinny: Come on!
Teddy: I'm not hungry!
Jinny: I don't care! I am!!! *grabs Teddy's hand and runs to a hotdog stand* I want a polish sausage hotdog with everything on it, please.
Teddy: *rolls his eyes*
Person behind the stand: $4.76.
Teddy: *hands him the money and they go sit on a bench* How do you eat so much, and stay so skinny? I don't get it!
Jinny: I'm just lucky!!! Hehehe. *scarfs down the hotdog and tosses the paper in the trash can beside the bench*
Teddy: Was it good?
Jinny: Yep.
Teddy: It should be!
Jinny: Why?
Teddy: It cost 5 bucks!
Jinny: Look over there!!! *points a Ferris Wheel* Let's go ride it!!!
Teddy: Jinny, were gonnarun outta money!
Jinny: Fine, I'll pay for it!
[They walk over to the Ferris Wheel.]
Jinny: Two tickets.

OK OK, you wanted me to post so I won't finish!!!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Lady behind thing: 10 dollars.
Teddy: Oh my god.
Jinny: *hands her the money* Thanks! *they get on*
Teddy: Dinch? WHere didi you come up with that?
Jinny: I love Lucy. I love TV.
Teddy: Let me guesse... Your one of those "You make me miss my show... and i kill you" ppeople right???
Jinny: All i have too see is.... The Facts of Life, Diffrent Strokes, Threes Company, Unsolved Mysteries, Any Day Now, Strong Medicine, ER, Starskey and Hutch, TRL, Behind The Music, VJ for a day, Celebrity Cribs, Temtation Island, And Cat Dog.
Teddy: *sarcastically* Oh really? I though you watched more tv than that!
Jinny: I do... But those are my "Cant miss or ill kill you" shows. *ride starts* OH GOODEY GOODEY GOOD!

*Rides over*

Jinny: Well, normally i would eat...
Teddy: Lets go back too the boat... Im tired.
Jinny: Eh... Theres food there... Lets go

*Boat entrance*

Dude in suit: Can i see your tickets
Teddy: Jinny show him the ticket.
Jinny: I dont have em!
Teddy: WHAT!?!?!?
Jinny: I thought you had them!
Jinny: Please... Please... Please... Let us go on... All our stuffs on here.
Dude: Im sorry, i cant do that.
Jinny: *storms off with teddy* All your fault its ALL your fault!!!
Teddy: WELL! What do we do now? We have barely any money, no ticket for the boat.... Were stuck.

YOUR TURN!!!!!!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: WAIT!!!! I've got an idea!!! *pullsput SFPD badge*
Teddy: Jinny, that's not gonna do any good here! We're not in San Francisco!
Jinny: So... *walks up to the man and flashes her badge* Police inspection. *walks up to her room and gets the tickets and comes back down* Here you go.
Man: Uhhh... OK, I guess you can get on now.
Teddy: Thanks!
Jinny: Told you it would work!
Teddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... *yawns*
Jinny: How many more days do we have left?
Teddy: I'm not sure.
Jinny:*phone rings* Exstead.
CD: Hey Jin!
Jinny: CD?
CD: Yeah, it's me!
Jinny: Hey, how is everybody down there?
CD: It's goin' all right, I guess. I think Captian is kinda missin' ya though.
Jinny: Awwww. I knew she liked me!
CD: Well,... just thought I'd call and check up on you two. By the way, how is Teddy
Jinny: He's fine.
CD: OK, talk to ya later.
Jinny: Bye.
CD: Bye. *hangs up phone*
Teddy: Was that Magda?
Jinny: No, it was CD.
Teddy: Ok... let's go back up to our room, I'm exausted...

Blah, blah, blah...



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Jinny: Tired from what? Come on... Lets get a drink or something.
Teddy: I dont wanna get a drink right now... Its 11 AM.
Jinny: And your point is?
Teddy: Come on.
Jinny: No, you dont have too come too the bar with me. Im a big girl and i can take care of myself.
Teddy: Geez, jin, cant this wait?
Jinny: No... god, whats your problem anyway!?!?
Teddy: I dont have a problem! You have a problem!
Jinny: Oh yeah!?!? And whats my problem!?!
Teddy: Nevermind, go get a drink, do your thing, have fun with it, bye. *goes upstirs*
Jinny: *little nasaly voice* Oh, you have a problem... Do your thing. *normally* Whimp...

***At ber***

Jinny: Hey can i gat a whiskey over here?
Ber tender: sure.
Jinny: Thanks. *takes drink*
BT(bar tender): You dont look very happy.
Jinny: Oh, my boyfriend... hes just soooooooooooo! Uhg! Judgemental!! Of everything.
BT: I know the type.
Jinny: Yeah so do i... I just never thought id end up falling in love with a... nerd.
BT: Ehh... He cant be all that nerdy.
Jinny: Shaves every day, never drinks, flosses twice a day.
BT: Nerd.
Jinny: See? And yet somehow... I end up with him. Explain that.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

BT: Maybe there's something about him that you like...
Jinny: What could that be?
BT: Maybe he has this certain charm about him or something.
Jinny: Yeah... maybe.

**15 minutes later

((In their room))

[Jinny's sitting in a chair beside their bed. She's looking at Teddy, who's sleeping. She takes a deep breath and sighs, still looking at him.]
Jinny: *whispers to herself* Yeah, maybe there IS something that I like about him, but what is it?
Teddy: *rolls over and wakes up and yawns* When did you get back in here?
Jinny: Oh, just a few minutes ago.
Teddy: *pats the bed* Why don't you lay down with me?
Jinny: *lays on the bed beside Teddy, all curled up next to him* I love you.
Teddy: *puts his arm around her* I love you too.

Your turn. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

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Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Jinny: Im sorry i got mad at you before.
Teddy: Thats ok, it was my fault.
Jinny: No it was mine... I shouldhave just comeup here with you instead of going too the bar... How about i dont go too the bar until we leave.
Teddy: Good... Thats 4 days.
Jinny: 4..... days? hehe.. great.
Teddy: You act like your going too die.
Jinny: I just might do that.
Teddy: Youll be fine... As long as you dont spend all my money.
Jinny: Ill try not too... Rollercoaster?
Teddy: How much?
Jinny: WHo cares?
Teddy: O boy.
Jinny: Lets go.

Your turn!


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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

((In line for the rollercoaster.))
Teddy: Seven bucks a peice. Geez.
Jinny: Who cares, it's our turn!!!
[They get strapped in and stuff and the ride it... blah, blah, blah... Then they get off.]
Jinny: That was fun! I love roller coasters!
Teddy: I'm feelin' funny...
Jinny: Greeeeaaaaaaaaat. Let's sit down then.
[They sit on a bench.]

God, I'm goin' braindead.

Jinny: Im bored.. want too, nevermind.
Teddy: Bar right?
Jinny: Well do you have a better idea?
Teddy: yeah... Throw up. *throws up and jiny oulls her feet up onto the bench*
Jinny: AHHH!! Teddy! Weenie... cant you even handle a rollercoaster! And if you call me a bun your dead.
Teddy: Sorry bun. *coughs*
Jinny: Thats ok weens. I should've brought my headphones.
Teddy: I souldnt have gone on the rollercoaster.
Jinny: Its lunchtime.
Teddy: Is there any food even left on the boat? Or did you eat it all.

***On boat***

Jinny: *takes a bite out of a HUGE ASS pretzle*
Teddy: That answers my question.
Jinny: Want one?
Teddy: We just ate like 1 hour ago... no i dont.
Jinny: Ha... Funny.
Teddy: Not really

Your turn.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: *takes another bite* What are we gonna do now?
Teddy: I don't know. We've done about everything there is to do, we're running out of money, and you want to do more stuff?!?! Geez.
Jinny: I was just askin' a question.
Teddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Jinny: Well, I'm bored!
Teddy: So! Can't we jut sit here for a minute?
Jinny: What's the point of just sitting here?
Teddy: Not spending money. *big grin*
Jinny: Ugh...

OK...

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: Your boring. How much money do we have?
Teddy: 50 bux Jinny, 50 STINKIN BUX!
Jinny: Thats not enough for food for the next 2 days!
Teddy: Oh i think well live.
Jinny: I eat 9 meals a day.
Teddy: Were going too starve. 9!?!?!
Jinny: Yeah, bre...
Teddy: Spare me the stupid details. You thinl you can make it on 3 like everyone else?
Jinny: No.
Teddy: Tough.

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: *whimpers*
Teddy: What?!?!
Jinny: *whimpers*
Teddy: What is it?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jinny: I'm hungry.
Teddy: You just ate like five miutes ago!
Jinny: So!!!
Teddy: Geez.
Jinny: WELL!!! I can't help it!
Teddy: Yes you can!
Jinny: How?
Teddy: Here. *hands her a peppermint*
Jinny: This is supposed to help?
Teddy: Just eat it.
Jinny: *puts it in her mouth*

G2G... it's storming!!!!!! AAAAAHhhh



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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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Jinny: *bites 2 times and swallows* Im going too shrivle into nothing!
Teddy: If you keep eating the way you do your going to end up a blimp!
Jinny: Ive been eating like this since I was 12. Ive always been skinny!
Teddy: Well... Whatever. No more food till 5.
Jinny: thats 5 more hours!
Teddy: Yeah!
Jinny: No food, no drinks, no nothing!
Teddy: You can have a drink.
Jinny: REALLY???
Teddy: Of soda.
Jinny: Damn.
Teddy: Sorry!

I g2g bye!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jinny: What are we supposed to do?

Teddy: Sit.

Jinny: I wanna go home.

Teddy: Well...

Jinny: Well what? You won't let me eat, there's nothing to do, and I'm bored!

Teddy: *kisses Jinny on th cheek*

I'm runnin' out of ideas here!!! HELP!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

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