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waichingliu81 07-18-2008, 02:08 PM Briton arrested for sex attacks on sheep
Reuters - Friday, July 18 02:53 pm
LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.
Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.
"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.
"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."
Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.
(Reporting by Michael Holden)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080718/tuk-uk-britain-sheep-fa6b408.html
puke: and you thought the people in your country was weird
Brieannas21 07-18-2008, 02:16 PM :brent That man has some serious issues
waichingliu81 07-18-2008, 02:18 PM :brent That man has some serious issues
not to mention he is a sicko as well. what the hell was he thinking? i feel sorry for the poor sheep
Mikado 07-18-2008, 02:20 PM those must SOME whacky drugs! :rolleyes:
Zoneboy 07-18-2008, 02:23 PM If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
waichingliu81 07-18-2008, 02:26 PM If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
:lol:
Cactus Jack 07-18-2008, 02:40 PM If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
:rotflmao:
Chocoholic 07-18-2008, 02:43 PM Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say, ewe!
BarneyFife 07-18-2008, 02:47 PM If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
:lol: Funny Zone, did you make that up yourself?:lol:
Cactus Jack 07-18-2008, 02:55 PM :lol: Funny Zone, did you make that up yourself?:lol:
No he didn't, its a Bob Rivers parody :lol:
I have never EVER been that lonely or bored.
;)
Ireneparalegal 07-18-2008, 04:07 PM I have never EVER been that lonely or bored.
;)
or drunk. :lol:
waichingliu81 07-18-2008, 04:09 PM Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say, ewe!
:lol:
or drunk. :lol:
Well, lets not go that far.
;)
Ireneparalegal 07-18-2008, 04:14 PM Well, lets not go that far.
;)
:eek:
:lol:
Zoneboy 07-18-2008, 04:23 PM No he didn't, its a Bob Rivers parody :lol:
Thanks. :rolleyes:
sweetdiggity 07-18-2008, 04:48 PM Briton arrested for sex attacks on sheep
Reuters - Friday, July 18 02:53 pm
LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.
Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.
"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.
"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."
Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.
(Reporting by Michael Holden)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080718/tuk-uk-britain-sheep-fa6b408.html
puke: and you thought the people in your country was weird
That's disgusting, but kind of funny! :rofl: puke:
LoveMrsG 07-18-2008, 05:07 PM Poor sheep!!! Nobody's safe in this world anymore!!!
catlover79 07-18-2008, 11:15 PM Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say, ewe!
:lol: :rofl: :brent
OH Nuts! 07-19-2008, 12:24 PM He is a baaaaa baaaaad man. (This is no way to get free wool.) The guy is clearly ippie in the kaboodle, to say the least. He should be banned from wool for life -alllowed acrylic only. And if he behaves himself, maybe polyester.:crazy: (And dude - don't go messing around with the llamas either!!!! You never know a billy goat may be watching and give you a good swift kick in the a$$))
waichingliu81 07-19-2008, 12:32 PM He is a baaaaa baaaaad man. (This is no way to get free wool.) The guy is clearly ippie in the kaboodle, to say the least. He should be banned from wool for life -alllowed acrylic only. And if he behaves himself, maybe polyester.:crazy: (And dude - don't go messing around with the llamas either!!!! You never know a billy goat may be watching and give you a good swift kick in the a$$))
:lol:
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