Frank Gannucci
07-09-2008, 02:26 PM
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.)
Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!"
Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!"
"Lunchbox":
(Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.)
Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?"
Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?"
Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."
Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"
"Jellybeans":
(Back when this episode was made, there was only 48 states. Why am I saying this? Read on.)
Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got jiped out of the first prize. I named 66 states. the winner only named 48."
Ralph: "You are a mental case."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.)
Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?"
Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?"
Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
Man: "Let's carry Mr. Kramden to the train station."
(Two people try to pick up Ralph, but to no avail.)
Ed: "I think they should pick up the train station and bring it over here."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
(Ralph just realized that he has to spend the night in a haunted castle with a ghost.)
Ralph: "Norton, did he just say a ghost?"
Ed: "No, he said a blood-thirsty ghost."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph & Ed are in the IRS' office.)
Ralph: "The key is to be calm and cool. Calm and cool."
(The IRS comes in.)
IRS: "Mr. Kramden!"
Ralph (yells): "HEY THERE!"
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."
Alice: "You don't need something to keep your weight down, you need something to hold it up."
(Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.)
Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!"
Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!"
"Lunchbox":
(Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.)
Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?"
Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?"
Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."
Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"
"Jellybeans":
(Back when this episode was made, there was only 48 states. Why am I saying this? Read on.)
Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got jiped out of the first prize. I named 66 states. the winner only named 48."
Ralph: "You are a mental case."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.)
Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?"
Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?"
Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
Man: "Let's carry Mr. Kramden to the train station."
(Two people try to pick up Ralph, but to no avail.)
Ed: "I think they should pick up the train station and bring it over here."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
(Ralph just realized that he has to spend the night in a haunted castle with a ghost.)
Ralph: "Norton, did he just say a ghost?"
Ed: "No, he said a blood-thirsty ghost."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph & Ed are in the IRS' office.)
Ralph: "The key is to be calm and cool. Calm and cool."
(The IRS comes in.)
IRS: "Mr. Kramden!"
Ralph (yells): "HEY THERE!"
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."
Alice: "You don't need something to keep your weight down, you need something to hold it up."