Never leave the keys in your car while it is unattended.

Never leave your clothes (and keys!) in your car if you decide to go skinny-dipping. :eek: :lol:

Never drive an armored car through Hazzard County.

Never get in the way of Boss Hogg and his high-calorie meals, unless you want your hands slapped. :lol:

Never disregard Uncle Jesse - he's always right!!

If you're an auto insurance company - DON'T insure the vehicles in Hazzard County - especially the police cars!! :eek: :lol:

Never trust fat, mean guys who dress all in white and smoke cigars. :lol:

and finally:

Never try the car stunts as seen on the show. Those folks were professionals!! :lol:

Don't mess with Lulu Hogg or she may sit on you. :eek: :lol:

Watch it if you fall for a stranger from out of town - most likely that person will turn out to be the villain/villainess of the week.

Never get in the way of Boss and his simoleons ($$$). :lol:

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Robots and aliens just don't work in Hazzard County. :eek: :lol:

As long as there is a mound of dirt/bump in the road/dip in the pavement, any obstacle of any size can easliy be jumped.

;)

Watch out for the celebrity speed traps. :lol: