Guess who said the quote and then post your quote and so on. :cool:


"It's like a 24 hour roller coaster ride with Sybil at the switch."

Awesome :)

Dan Conner

"Get real you hit the ground like a safe"

Darlene (a very funny quote btw)

"Here. Now take it outside and when it starts to stink, it's tomorrow."

Darlene :lol:

"Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"

Darlene :lol:

"Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"


Dan

Here's one of my all time fav quotes

"So, what you're saying is that if she really loved him, she'd get the White Rose, and if she doesn't, she'd get something with a twist-tie and the word "Hefty" written on the side"

Dan :lol:

"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"

Dan :lol:

"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"


Mark, I believe

"People are already calling her Conner the Bomber"

Darlene

"Marriage stinks, with a capital SUCK"

One of my fave lines of all time...ROSEANNE :rofl:

"Maybe if I lapse into a coma I can get that car!"

Becky? I think?

"You're a sick woman Roseanne"

Cathy Bowman...yes you were right abt Becky.

"I haven't said anything for two days."

DJ

"Shave it and shut up"

DJ

"Shave it and shut up"


I have no clue, but I'm going to guess Darlene??????

Yep, you haven't put a quote? :(

"Well, we can't all be a happily married couple who love each other and who each weigh 500 pounds"

"Well, we can't all be a happily married couple who love each other and who each weigh 500 pounds"


Jackie

"This have been coming out of those for millions and million of years, muscles stretch bones break"

Was it Roseanne?

"Do you want to know why I didn't want you to be a bridesmaid at my wedding? Because there wasn't enough tangerine chiffon in the whole state of Illinois to make your dress"

Was it Roseanne?

"Do you want to know why I didn't want you to be a bridesmaid at my wedding? Because there wasn't enough tangerine chiffon in the whole state of Illinois to make your dress"


I believe it was Cousin Ronnie

"grandpa said that they use to have laces on them"

D.J. (?)

D.J. (?)

Nope

I believe it was Cousin Ronnie

"grandpa said that they use to have laces on them"

Darlene

"So You Can Slip him the tounge"

Darlene

"So You Can Slip him the tounge"

Roseanne

"You couldn't be more gay if your name was Gay Gayerson"

Roseanne

"You couldn't be more gay if your name was Gay Gayerson"

Roseanne

"Oh man I feel like I'm in a really bad after school special"

Darlene


"Do I have to spell it out for you??!!! P.M.S.!!!!!"

Dan

"Everyone on earth knows the sock rule"

Roseanne

"Darlene says I'm a prevert"

D.J. :lol:

"Mom didn't take these to Vegas? Man, she is a gambler."

Darlene :lol:

"Well, today was a special one for me. It was the 179th day in a row where I did exactly the same thing!"

Dan

"Darlene is the jock and Becky is the brain."

Roseanne

"Oh yeah? I paid 20 bucks for that piece of crap and you paid 200. That's stupid."

Roseanne to her lovely neighbor. :lol:


"I thought that's what happened. You got robbed and the neighborhood watched."

:lol: Dan

"That's it your grounded until menopause"

Roseanne

"Uh-huh. The last thing I said was "Cheerios".

DJ

"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?"

Jackie :lol:


"Birds! Birds! Birds!"

Roseanne?

" I've got no one. No friends, no family. Nobody. It's just me. Just me and my ganja"

Jackie

"Yeah, where does she shop for jukeboxes?"

Darlene?

"It was a bad neighborhood. When I finally found a phone booth I got tired of waiting for the guy in it to finish peeing"

Jackie

The following is a coversation between two characters and is probably one of my favorite lines ever!

"Who wouldn't want to spend time with their father?"
"I don't know. Little Skippy Hitler!"

Was it Jackie and Roseanne?

"On the road again Na na na na na na naah road again"

^^^Was it Roseanne?

^^^Was it Roseanne?

Yes Irene it was :D

Oh ok, I wasn't sure if it was Rosie or Jackie who said that line.

Here is my quote:

"Your word is...FORECLOSURE."

Oh ok, I wasn't sure if it was Rosie or Jackie who said that line.

Here is my quote:

"Your word is...FORECLOSURE."


The Spelling Bee announcer??

yep :lol:

yep :lol:


Good, I wasn't sure if it was him or Roseanne :lol:

"Oh my god you guys were just about to like, do it, I'll be outside. Holler when you're done!"

:lol: Becky to Jackie when she walks in on Jackie and her beau.

"You see around here you are not just amusing the sheep." (I think that is how it went)

:lol: Becky to Jackie when she walks in on Jackie and her beau.

"You see around here you are not just amusing the sheep." (I think that is how it went)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have no clue who said that, but for some reason that really cracked me up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have no clue who said that, but for some reason that really cracked me up.
Yeah, it is a funny line no matter who may have said it. :lol: I will give you a hint, one of the Conner kids said it.

That was Darlene to Molly the next door neighbor :lol: :lol:

"Let's see all in purple let me guess, your either one of the california raisins or barney?"

"Babies having babies"

"Babies having babies"

That would be DJ. How about this one:

"I am NOT moving into DJ's room so she and my dork-in-law can conceive some demon spawn in my bed!"

Darlene^

Here is a new one:
"...if I could do a backbend I'd be a camel!!"

^^^Can't recall. :confused:

Darlene^

Here is a new one:
"...if I could do a backbend I'd be a camel!!"

Was it Jackie when she was pregnant?

"Oh for god sake, people rob liquor stores all the time!! I SLEPT WITH ARNIE!!"

"Let's see all in purple let me guess, your either one of the california raisins or barney?"

Btw, that was Leon to Roseanne at a Halloween party (she was dressed as Prince) :)

"Oh for god sake, people rob liquor stores all the time!! I SLEPT WITH ARNIE!!"[/QUOTE]

Jackie^

"You supposed to make them SMALLER!"

"Oh for god sake, people rob liquor stores all the time!! I SLEPT WITH ARNIE!!"

Jackie^

"You supposed to make them SMALLER!"[/QUOTE]

Roseanne when she was suppose to be having a breast reduction :lol:

"Well I asked you to stay with me but you were busy I felt very lonely and had a drink!"

^Bev^

"Stick with me kid, and I will have you farting through silk"

Jackie?? :lol:

"I'll sleep with every guy in town and you gain 400 pounds"

:lol: Darlene?

"I don't understand why the weather man puts up a sun with a little smiley face on it... I mean just because its sunny... doesn't mean your going to be happy..."

Yes it was Darlene lol


Roseanne??



Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.

"I don't understand why the weather man puts up a sun with a little smiley face on it... I mean just because its sunny... doesn't mean your going to be happy..."
No, this quote was from MARK!!!

And the romance one is from Roseanne.

"Well, my mother might be like fingernails on a chalkboard, but at least she's allowed to grow fingernails!!!!"

^^^ SUCH A FUNNY QUOTE!!!!!!!!

No, this quote was from MARK!!!

And the romance one is from Roseanne.

"Well, my mother might be like fingernails on a chalkboard, but at least she's allowed to grow fingernails!!!!"

^^^ SUCH A FUNNY QUOTE!!!!!!!!

Roseanne

"Oh Roseanne. Leon has told me a great deal about you, but uh, the Polaroids didn't quite prepare me"

Leon's Mother??

"God, everyone's so afraid of getting sick, nobody'll even come near me. I feel like a leopard" :lol:

Yep! :)

Mark :lol:

"That is not funny! You're grounded until menopause!"

Roseanne :lol:

"Eating cardboard can ruin your life. You could end up in the street living in a box. Then you'll eat the box, and you'll be homeless"

Dan? :lol:

"A LITTLE uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor"

Roseanne?? :lol:

"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" :lol:

Jackie :lol:

"Like I don't know how many time's i've said it to myself, it's just like gutting a fish! I swear I was way better last time"

Roseanne??

Meat sculpture. Guess who this is? "DARLENE! BECKY! MY BACK'S ITCHY RIGHT IN THE CENTER!"

Yep

Becky :lol:

"I swear Roseanne, this is like cleaning out one of your arteries!!"

Yepp!!

Leon??


"Give me a break. You grew up in the '60s, I've seen the photo album. I mean those clothes had to have some pharmaceutical explanation."

Darlene?

"cool"

Mark .

how about this one " ....with a chassie like that it'd be a pleasure to pop your hood"

Mark .

how about this one " ....with a chassie like that it'd be a pleasure to pop your hood"


Dan??? :lol:


"Well then David, why don't you just draw a cancer riddled colon? That'll draw 'em in!"

Roseanne :lol:

"You think just because your a cop she'll listen to you!!?"

Dan??

"Well dad said I didn't have to and dad outranks you."

Dan??

"Well dad said I didn't have to and dad outranks you."

Sorry it was Roseanne, to the Greek cop. :)

Dj?

"Gosh if my boss calls me doll one more time, i'm gonna deepfry his face!!"

Mark .

how about this one " ....with a chassie like that it'd be a pleasure to pop your hood"

It was Dwight ( Dan's friend ) to Jackie.

I don't know this quote word for word...

"well, have another shot of pancake..."

I don't know this quote word for word...

"well, have another shot of pancake..."

:lol: Jackie to Roseanne?

" Is it never not cool Mark?"