The "Rejected Titles" thread on this board, as well as others, is kind of a worn premise. Here's a propostion for a new angle on the idea: RE-titles. Some examples...
"Dogs, Dogs, Dogs!" --> "Giraffes, Giraffes, Giraffes!"
"The Loaded Goat" --> "Jimmy Crack Dynamite"
"Mountain Wedding" --> "Barney Goes Undercover Again"
"The Manucurist" --> "We All Dream of Ellen"
^ Cool Idea!
"Barney's First Car" --> "A Lemon For Barney"
"Stranger in Town" --> "Mayberry's Outer Limits"
"Thos Gossipin' Men" --> "Putting On a Really Big Shoe"
"Man in a Hurry" --> "Be Glad There's No Real 'Month of Sundays'"
OH Nuts!
05-09-2008, 09:45 PM
"The Spoiled Kid" = Whack Him, Sack Him, Sell The Bike and Take A Hike
"The Darlings Are Coming" --> "Oh My Darling"
OH Nuts!
05-10-2008, 01:35 PM
The Medicine Man - Happy Clamour In The Slammer (Cause The Ladies Take A Nipsy And Get Very Tipsy)
tv star collector
05-10-2008, 02:27 PM
Those 16 public domain episodes really have been retitled on some DVD copies:
"Andy Meets Miss Crump" ("Andy Discovers America")
"English Butler Works for Andy" ("Andy's English Valet")
"Gomer Saves the Day" ("The Great Filling Station Robbery")
"Barney, the Matchmaker" ("A Wife for Andy")
"Dog Gone Opie!" ("Dogs, Dogs, Dogs")
"Barney Buys a Car" ("Barney's First Car")
"High School Reunion" ("Class Reunion")
"Rafe Hollister Hoe-Down" ("Rafe Hollister Sings")
"Andy Meets Earnest T." ("Mountain Wedding")
"Bicycle Brat" ("Opie and the Spoiled Kid")
"Aunt Bee's Buzz" ("Aunt Bee's Medicine Man")
"Opie's Spring Fling" ("The Rivals")
"Calling All Cars" ("The Big House")
"Andy Meets the Darlins" ("The Darlings Are Coming")
"High Noon for Andy" ("High Noon in Mayberry")
"Barney Gets the Goat" ("The Loaded Goat")
Jude The Obscure
05-10-2008, 05:41 PM
The Pickle Story--Aunt Bee's Kerosene Cucumbers
Ellie Saves A Female --> Meddling With Make-up
Grits'n'Jowls
05-12-2008, 12:57 AM
Win Your Girl and Lose Your Eye :boxing: (Barney Mends a Broken Heart)
Chicken Coop Casonava :tiphat: (Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau)
OH Nuts!
05-13-2008, 11:49 PM
The Loaded Goat = Baa Baa Bang Bang!
Mr. McBeevee --> Hardhat In The Treetops
Ireneparalegal
05-18-2008, 12:01 AM
"The Spoiled Kid" = Whack Him, Sack Him, Sell The Bike and Take A Hike
:rofl: :thumbsup:
THE SPOILED KID -
Smack the s*** outta him...NOW!
Where is the damn belt??!!
Thank God you are not my kid!
AUNT BEE'S CROWNING GLORY -
WTF????