Idea by Janice Johnson on the GT board.

You actually make chili and start calling it "chee-wee"
You own a lunchbox with Binky Bunny on it.
You spray lime scented shaving cream on the phone for April Fools
You stay up all night watching a Deanna Durbin film festival
You know all the lyrics to "Raytown, O Raytown"

ok, keep it going folks :)

* you say 'I bet the neighbors loving this' whenever your family has an argument. ( i do that sometimes, btw. lol)
* your son marries a woman like Naomi
* you call your daughter/grandchild Tiffany Thelma
* you open an inn and call it Harper House
* you want to die in the bathroom (Carl/Fran)

You refer to your daughter-in-law as "that floozy".

Two of your grandchildren disappear, never to be seen or heard from again.

Your next-door neighbor is constantly giving you godawful hand-crocheted crafts.

Your idea of moving out is living in a trailer on your mother's property.

You're a very old lady but your face hardly has any wrinkles!! ;)

You see visions of your dead mother who keeps insisting that you need more salt on your peas.

You make sure your grandson has no chance whatsoever scoring with any floozy named "LouAnn"

You remembered that you have 4 kids, but can only name 3 at any given time.

Your own daughters look twice as old as you do.

When...

You can't decide how many rooms are in your house.

When your answering machine or voice mail message says "It's your dime, spill it!"

You want your date to take you to Chez Ray for a fancy dinner.

Your dream job is assistant manager at Food Circus.

You yell, "Let the good times roll!", just before learning to drive.

You think the creme de la creme of shopping is Van der Cleef's jewelry.

You have to have the latest hat fashions from Needermeyer's.

You buy all your itch relief products from Kemper Drugs.

Your honeymoon is spent over at the motor court on Route 5

You insist on having the seedless jam made by PeeVee's.

*you walk in a door without knocking but you say 'knock-knock' after you enter the house
*you hold a burglar down with a giant key
*you pretend you're Cagney and Lacie
*you freeze dry your cat
*you name the local theater The Pepperpot Playhouse

You call your spouse/significant other "skeeter dumplings". :lol:

You make gooseberry jam and end up in the hospital with a concussion :D

You keep getting the birth order of your children confused.

*you have a closet full of clothes that are the same color, only different styles

:rofl:

All of those are hilarious!!!!^^^^^

While alone in the house you:
-start talking to yourself
-Play a drum solo on your pots and pans
-run out into the rain and sing Gene Kelly tunes
-talk to the rear end of a turkey
-over feed a defenseless little goldfish:wave:

You constantly wear off-the shoulder fiesta tops a la Naomi.

You wear bargain costume jewelry and your son tells you that you look better than Joan Collins. :lol:

You give birth in a trailer on your mother-in-law's property!

You stand in the middle of the room and say to yourself, "Well, what the...?"


I actually do this.