(This a is a fun thread):). It's dedicated to how you know you are spending way too much time with the Evans.

You began talking in statistics.
You think it's okay to burst into EVERYBODY's door without knocking.


Anyone else got any more?:)

Your solution to everyone's problems is to offer them a big piece of Sweet Potato Pie! :D

You know that if you quit a job before it is even offered, you can fall back on the car wash, the Rib Shack or Chicken Delight :)

Every time you speak to your younger sister, you begin the sentence with, "You've got some nerve, you old crocodile face!"

Whenever you're fed up with someone, you yell, "Shut up, Junior/JJ!"

You refuse to eat meat loaf because you think it's really dog food. :lol:

You must keep your fridge stocked with goodies to motivate your super to get some work done!

You must make sure you complain about the high food prices you just paid at your local supermarket, even if isn't named Borgen's. :D

You always wear one-piece red feety PJs to bed. :lol:

1.You find money in the street and give it back

2.You give all you're girlfriends nicknames

3.You clap you're hands when you get excited during a conversation

4.You dont use that door in the kitchen

5.You wear the same clothes everyday

Whenever you are introduced to a Belinda, the first thing that comes to mind is "Boom Boom"!

5.You wear the same clothes everyday


EEW.:barf:

You find a reason to always rhyme a word with dynomite, so you can clap your hands and say "Kid, DYN-O-MITE!!" :lol:

Or you find yourself saying, "just jivin" after joking around.
Or you find yourself complaining about inflation, that with high food prices never gets old it seems to go with the current times in which we now live.

You refer to your son/kid brother as the Militant Midget. :lol:

1. You are a religious person engaged to an atheist

2.You're job promotes you and you think its to the same position you already have.

3.You hide booze in the toilet

4.

When you converse with people you throw out statistics.

When you find money you hear Florida Evan's little voice in your head.

When you see a picture of Jesus you think abt Him being black.

You watch the Vitameatagemin episode of I Love Lucy and expect her to talk abt VITABRITE.

You suddenly become aware of bruises on people.

You describe a pregnant female as having "stomach mumps". :lol:

You describe a pregnant female as having "stomach mumps". :lol:
I've had the stomach mumps three times myself. :lol:


Any time you see a short, black man, you call him "Michael the militant midget."

Any time you see a tall, skinny guy, you call him, "J.J."

You hear the word ALASKA and you shake your head in sadness. :(

You watch the Vitameatagemin episode of I Love Lucy and expect her to talk abt VITABRITE.



First off, every time I hear or see that word "VITABRITE", it cracks me up. :lol:

You know that when you spending too much time when:

you walk in the hospital and there is a hustler selling watches and bibles out of his coat.

When your 42 year old boyfriend returns as your uncle.

When the most popular girl in school comes back as an ex-girlfriend with VD

When your pimp girlfriend comes back as a cocktail waitress working mother.

When you are teaching your children to throw chairs to the wall.

When your punk alderman or pimp waits for the man of your house to die to start taunting your family with eviction and bodily harm.

When your superintendent is the token orphan, high school drop out, etc.

When your are using fat back to make your homeade ice cream. :rolleyes:

When your hair color and style somewhat resembles the bride if Frankenstien

When you are at a funeral and your entire ensemble is orange.

When your hubby decides not to be a fireman anymore so he can be a foreman. :lol:

:brent :brent :brent Brother Thomas!!!!!!! :lol: You crack me up big time!!! *tears coming down my face*

You know you are spending too much time with the Evans' when:


You try to hook up your single female friend with any old dude so she won't be lonely.

You never lock your front door.

You buy a goldfish and have it only for one day.

You buy lots of cracker jacks looking for a tin whistle.

You start out your prayers with "The Lord is my German Shepard."

You put jackets in the oven.

You buy an old use jalopy and find three other people to share it with.

You take something to the pawn shop just to see what that feels like.

You slam doors all the time when you are angry.

You drink lots of Kool-aid.

:brent :brent :brent Brother Thomas!!!!!!! :lol: You crack me up big time!!! *tears coming down my face*

You know you are spending too much time with the Evans' when:


You try to hook up your single female friend with any old dude so she won't be lonely.

You never lock your front door.

You buy a goldfish and have it only for one day.

You buy lots of cracker jacks looking for a tin whistle.

You start out your prayers with "The Lord is my German Shepard."

You put jackets in the oven.

You buy an old use jalopy and find three other people to share it with.

You take something to the pawn shop just to see what that feels like.

You slam doors all the time when you are angry.

You drink lots of Kool-aid.

:lol: :eek: Well I have always been partial to grape and cherry flavored kool-aid. :lol:

And there ain't nothing wrong with buying cracker jacks for toys...even at age 30. :D

:lol: :eek: Well I have always been partial to grape and cherry flavored kool-aid. :lol:

And there ain't nothing wrong with buying cracker jacks for toys...even at age 30. :D
The toys back when I was a little girl were so cool :cool: compared to what they give now. :( Same thing with cereal.

I haven't had kool-aid in soooooooooo long. :lol:


You know your spending too much time with the Evans' when:

You eat lots of cornbread, fatback and greens.

You have oatmeal EVERY MORNING. :faint:

You begin to burn your oatmeal for no reason.

You spend too much time in the bathroom.

You sleep with a hat on.

You hit your cheating boyfriend with a frozen hamhock. :eek: :rofl:

You hit your cheating boyfriend with a frozen hamhock. :eek: :rofl:
:rofl:

You hit your cheating boyfriend with a frozen hamhock. :eek: :rofl:

What episode was this?:confused:

When you imply that you're roomate should share her boyfriend with you!:lol:

your idea of living on the wildside at a nightclub is ordering a Kool Aid Sour or a Rodney Allan Rippy :D

When you give back $$$ you found.

You start talking abt how damn good maid you were.

You give everyone a guilt complex for wanting to keep $$$ they found.

Pimps come by asking for favors.

What episode was this?:confused:
"The Physical" from Season 6. Flo, Thelma and Keith went to the police station to bail Michael out of jail (he was there because of mistaken identity), and the girl next to Florida said the reason she was there was because she'd hit her cheating boyfriend over the head with a frozen hamhock. :lol:

When you imply that you're roomate should share her boyfriend with you!:lol:

Thinking about this post, I realized that Karen was a SKANK! She was flirting seductively with Paul, right in front of Thelma! She even began to take off her shirt(or Thelma's shirt) in front of Paul! What a nasty skank!

Thinking about this post, I realized that Karen was a SKANK! She was flirting seductively with Paul, right in front of Thelma! She even began to take off her shirt(or Thelma's shirt) in front of Paul! What a nasty skank!
Exactly. :lol:

You find yourself using the expression "Say what?" more and more a la Flo...and this is true in my case!!! :rofl:

Say What???? :lol:


You find yourself looking at every man wearing tight pants. ;)

You answer the phone like this, "Chel-lo" :lol:

You b**tch and whine and are such a drama queen..."Ohhh Ma!!!"

You find yourself falling in love with every man you meet.

You lay all the money you ever had on your kitchen table.

Thinking about this post, I realized that Karen was a SKANK! She was flirting seductively with Paul, right in front of Thelma! She even began to take off her shirt(or Thelma's shirt) in front of Paul! What a nasty skank!


As kid, I thought that Thelma was mean for what she did. As an adult, watching that episode and seeing who Karen really she really was, I was rooting Thelma on. One thing I liked about Thelma, she didn't take crap whether it be insults from J.J., some woman coming on to her boyfriend or a slap happy husband.

Say What???? :lol:


You find yourself looking at every man wearing tight pants. ;)

You answer the phone like this, "Chel-lo" :lol:

You b**tch and whine and are such a drama queen..."Ohhh Ma!!!"

You find yourself falling in love with every man you meet.

You lay all the money you ever had on your kitchen table.

:brent


When you are reenacting the Diana/drug/motel scene and jump out your window...forgetting that you are 17 floors up. :rolleyes:

When your mother comes back to live in your home...with no mention of her newlywed's whereabouts....and fails to use her new last name :confused:

When your mother starts replacing the belt to whip you with a scorching, ssteel appliance.

When everyone member of your family dies after going to take a trip to Mississippi.

When you get a craving for Purina dog chow.

When you appear in a Shawn Wayans dream with your family celebrating that your neighbor got a good deal on pork rinds.

When you start crying for people at funerals that you never met before in your lifetime.

When all your romantic conquests have titles i.e. "Francine the Furnace".

When you feel the need to rip off the wig of every school bus driver that resembles Archie Bunker's neighbor. :lol:

When your Chicago family forgets that they used to live in New York City. ;)

All white people try to talk jive and make fools of themselves (see also: Sanford & Son). :rofl:

:brent Thomas and Monika :lol:

You wonder why your maintenance man is not fat and not begging for food.

You wonder why you don't have a single, funny and well-paid neighbor who drops in without knocking.

Everything you own fits in one closet.

You can make a roast chicken and make it last for three days.

When you are reciting your lines for a TV commercial,(you've never tried the product you are pushing in your life), you emotionally cry, "They've got me telling lies!":lol: :crazy:

When you are reciting your lines for a TV commercial,(you've never tried the product you are pushing in your life), you emotionally cry, "They've got me telling lies!":lol: :crazy:
:brent

You find yourself singing about hams while at a funeral.

Every overweight person you see you think their name is Buffalo Butt.

:brent

You find yourself singing about hams while at a funeral.

Every overweight person you see you think their name is Buffalo Butt.
:brent

You let people come to you're house to die.

You get you're girlfriend's & sister's purses mixed up.

You start a partnership with a guy who stole from you're daddy in the past.

You throw rent parties for friends

You go to the pool hall when you need quick money

You let you're child's bully stay over for the weekend

You're couch mysteriously catches fire

You want to paint nude women at you're home

You can't find you're gun

You get an ulcer when a relationship goes bad

You survive in a blizzard by singing "Dance Across the Floor"

The lights go out when you play music

You let people come to you're house to die.

You get you're girlfriend's & sister's purses mixed up.

You start a partnership with a guy who stole from you're daddy in the past.

You throw rent parties for friends

You go to the pool hall when you need quick money

You let you're child's bully stay over for the weekend

You're couch mysteriously catches fire

You want to paint nude women at you're home

You can't find you're gun

You get an ulcer when a relationship goes bad

You survive in a blizzard by singing "Dance Across the Floor"

The lights go out when you play music
:brent :rofl: GREAT!!!!!!

When you are reciting your lines for a TV commercial,(you've never tried the product you are pushing in your life), you emotionally cry, "They've got me telling lies!":lol: :crazy:


:lol: :lol: :lol: YES! That is sooo Florida. And once again, a reference is made to the VITABRITE episode. That name just cracks me up! :lol:

When you turn down a scholarship to a great school because that school has racist sororities.

When you are ready to marry and move to Africa with a man you barely know.

When your answer to every question is "perhaps."

When you sell underwear to get your mother a vacation to Geneva.

When you let people think you are dead, show up to your own funeral, in drag!

I've had the stomach mumps three times myself. :lol:


Any time you see a short, black man, you call him "Michael the militant midget."

Any time you see a tall, skinny guy, you call him, "J.J."

You hear the word ALASKA and you shake your head in sadness. :(

One of my best friends is tall, thin and black. And believe it or not, his name is JJ. Everytime I see JJ on Good Times, I think of my friend JJ. Everytime I see my friend JJ, I think of JJ on Good Times.:lol: :crazy: Odd, but true.

:lol: :lol: :lol: YES! That is sooo Florida. And once again, a reference is made to the VITABRITE episode. That name just cracks me up! :lol:
:rofl: That line, "They've got me telling LIES!" cracks me up, even as I read Janice's post because I can hear Florida's whining voice. :lol:

You let people come to you're house to die.

You get you're girlfriend's & sister's purses mixed up.

You start a partnership with a guy who stole from you're daddy in the past.

You throw rent parties for friends

You go to the pool hall when you need quick money

You let you're child's bully stay over for the weekend

You're couch mysteriously catches fire

You want to paint nude women at you're home

You can't find you're gun

You get an ulcer when a relationship goes bad

You survive in a blizzard by singing "Dance Across the Floor"

The lights go out when you play music
:rofl: :brent

When you drink something that you hate the taste of, you exclaim, "gugogumunga!":lol: :crazy:

You begin callling your friends POPPO and HEAD for no reason.

You begin callling your friends POPPO and HEAD for no reason.
Or Cool Breeze. :rofl:

Or Cool Breeze. :rofl:
Thank you, I couldn't remember that other guy's name. :lol:

Thank you, I couldn't remember that other guy's name. :lol:

Hey, what are sisters for?? :D

Hey, we actually went around saying "whassup, Daddy Cool Breeze?" :lol:

:lol:

You go around singing, "I am the sunshine of my life..." :rofl:

You go around singing, "I am the sunshine of my life..." :rofl:

That's just being vain.......:lol: :rolleyes: :crazy:

That's just being vain.......:lol: :rolleyes: :crazy:
I know! JJ was singing, "I am the sunshine of my life, that is why the women hang around me!" Indeed. :rolleyes: :crazy: :rofl:

I know! JJ was singing, "I am the sunshine of my life, that is why the women hang around me!" Indeed. :rolleyes: :crazy: :rofl:

I'll bet he thinks this post is about him, don't he, don't he?;)

I'll bet he thinks this post is about him, don't he, don't he?;)
:rofl:

I'll bet he thinks this post is about him, don't he, don't he?;)
In the voice of J.J. Evans..."I KNOOOOOOW." :lol:

When you win $2500 with a lottery ticket, you say that you will send your sister to Spain with it!:D :crazy: :lol: :rolleyes:

In the voice of J.J. Evans..."I KNOOOOOOW." :lol:
:rofl: :brent "You know, what can I say?"

You blindly sign a contract, only reading it after the contractor leaves, and complain that you don't like the terms of the contract!:crazy:

1. You buy a car with three other people

2. Abused children follow you home

3. You play the dozens against you're local politicians

4. You write letters to Fidel castro

When your sister bossily tells you to give her some water, you give her dirty mop water in her glass!:barf::lol:

You go around telling people that boy is a "white, racist word"! :crazy: :lol:

Or you find yourself saying, "just jivin" after joking around.
I do say that! :lol: Sounds much cooler than "just kidding" or "just joking," don't ya think? ;)

Bump.

Well, I found a rat underneath the hood of my car and then ugly thing ate through two my plugs that connect to the valve cover gasket. It ran but I much like James wanted to throw a chair but at the rat. That little thing made me spend 63.00 dollars!!! I was not amused.