Who would your dream panel be? I'm going to go with some of our favorite UM quote-makers, Perman Gilbert, Bonnie Wilder, Lisa Penz, Liz Carmichael, Danny Wheeler, Bob Bean and of course Stack as the center square. Who else?

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares! :lol:

Hello and welcome to the Unsolved Mysteries edition of Hollywood Squares.
Let's meet our celebrities....

Now you see her, now you don't...it's Resurrection Mary
He'll steal your heart and your money...Con Juan Louis Carlucci
Burn, baby, burn...it's Omar the Arsonist
She just came back to get her cats...Linda Sohas
Passing out power shakes to everyone in the audience...it's Mrs. Gilbert (he's got Jonathan!) Ortiz
Direct from her 500th appearance on the Montel Williams Show..Sylvia Browne
Is there a doctor in the house? You bet! It's Dr. Michael Swango
Life just keeps getting better and better for Mr. Jule Caylor
And finally, in the center square...the Haunted Bunk Bed!

For the first time tonight we're adding a new feature...where one lucky viewer at home will get to play the game with us by phone. Hello, caller, are you there?

"Judy Himes is alive and living in Omaha."

This thread is going to kill me... You guys are too funny! :lol:

You could do a whole thread on just the dialogue from this:

Host: And with the correct answer from Omar's friend the arsonist, you win Player 2!
Omar's friend: Look at it, Omar! Look at it! I said I'd do it! I SAID I'D DO IT!!!"


Here we go! :D

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares! :lol:

LOL!

Don't forget:
* Bonnie "We can build it together!" Wilder :lol:

You know, it's funny that Hollywood Squares is mentioned here. Or maybe appropriate, since I think of Unsolved Mysteries as the HS of true crime shows.

Both Unsolved Mysteries and Hollywood Squares have been revived after being canceled. Hollywood Squares had three revivals, the most successful of which lasted six years (1998-2004).

Also, both shows aired on NBC. But while HS was revived for first-run syndication, UM was revived for first-run cable. During its initial run, however, HS was in production for both syndication and NBC at the same time.

Now you see her, now you don't...it's Resurrection Mary
He'll steal your heart and your money...Con Juan Louis Carlucci
Burn, baby, burn...it's Omar the Arsonist
She just came back to get her cats...Linda Sohas
Passing out power shakes to everyone in the audience...it's Mrs. Gilbert (he's got Jonathan!) Ortiz
Direct from her 500th appearance on the Montel Williams Show..Sylvia Browne
Is there a doctor in the house? You bet! It's Dr. Michael Swango
Life just keeps getting better and better for Mr. Jule Caylor
And finally, in the center square...the Haunted Bunk Bed!


Comedy gold, Jerry!

I've got Pepsi all over my shirt, but it was totally worth it for the laugh I got from this thread, you guys! :)

Priceless.

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares! :lol:

I cracked up laughing after remembering that guy :lol:

What about Judy " What would we have gained by it" Grozenger or Paul "I like to live in a clean house" Pollis or Mary "My Son was murdered" Kemp?

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams

Unfortunately, the contestant that picked "Young Lay" wouldn't get very far, since when asked a question he'd keep repeating "Know what I'm sayin'" over and over again and totally confuse everything.

Everybody's favorite Black Widow...it's Sharon Kinne! (careful fellas! This one is deadly! if you know what I mean! ho ho ho ho ho!)

She's still alive you know...it's Judith Himes!

It's Jonathan! Somebody's taken Jonathan!...no wait, it's Elizabeth Ortiz!

She'll poison your IV's and steal your convict boyfriend...it's Lisette Nikita!

Don't take her with you when you go Christmas Shopping...it's Liza Montgomery!

Like, you know that, like, you know she knows everything you know...it's the cousin from the Dakota Deaths case!

Jim! It's Jim! Jim!...it's Jim Baumgarden!

It seems she's really let herself go after appearing on television..it's Keely Shaye Smith!

And as an added bonus, we've included the most random person we could find...it's the Charlie perfume girl! Shelley Hack!

:lol:

The man with the awesome salad skills who thinks like is much better after his wife disappeared...Jule Caylor!

Husband of the year who may have killed his wife in one of his drunken stupors...Chad Noe!

The young rainmaker himself...Don Decker! Make sure you grab a crucifix as that corner square may get a little wet!

The woman who could make a killing with Reynolds Wrap...Miss Katie!

Oh noooo! It's Greg Webb!

It can't talk but it sure cause lots of conversation...the bunk bed from the Tallman's house!

G...Z...geez I can't believe we're on this show...Frank and Marie Thornton, the license plate loving, murderer chasing couple!

Finally, he knows but he's not telling, the man himself, Robert Stack, our center square!