Frank Burns will never be voted Most Popular.

Martinis will never go out of style.

Klinger looks REALLY ugly in a dress. :lol:

Wounded soldiers never arrive when you are drinking or drunk, so keep slamming back those martinis!

;)

When at war, 3 years seem like 11.

:p

Watch out for goats that eat payroll!

You can't get out of the army by dressing like a woman (Klinger learned that the hard way!).

Even if you're on your way home, you're not totally out of danger (Poor Henry!).

You can completely make up a person and his entire life without anyone in the army ever noticing. ;)

Radar will never outgrow his teddy bear. :lol:

When looking for a leader to make quick decisions, don't look to Henry Blake.

;)

You can completely make up a person and his entire life without anyone in the army ever noticing. ;)

LOL, good one! I love Capt. Tuttle. ;)

Here's some more things we've learned:

Never ask Hawkeye to carry a gun. He won't do it.

Company clearks often have a form of ESP. And they frequently drink Grape Nehi.

Klinger will NEVER run out of costumes or plans to get out of the Army.

Radar can be bribed with Nehi and teddy pals.

Lipless Wonders make the best snitches.
They also make the most unfaithful husbands.

Maj. Hot Lips needs surgery real bad to remove the bug up her a**

Klinger can always be depended on to accessorize tastefully.
But, FOR GOD'S SAKE man, get some Nair!!!!:lol:

Sidney Friedman can shrink a head better than anyone.

Even though "Mr. Lamb" was a man of few words, others spoke eloquently on his behalf, so much so he was "crated" home (to perhaps a warm welcome from Shari Lewis????)

a 3 year war can last 11 years

a 3 year war can last 11 years
:rofl:

Radar was once commissioned a Second Lieutenant: That all things are possible.

Col. Potter remarking to Klinger: "A pile for everything, and everything in its pile" (as if to say, it's ok to be organized, but you don't have to be obsessed about it).

When all is said and done, your loved ones mean the most: (Col. Potter and Mildred, Hawkeye and his dad, Radar and his family on the Iowa farm, Col. Blake and his wife; Beej. and his wife and kids.

It's good to get together with friends: (as they did at the 'Swamp'

That Army bureacracy can be circumvented. If you want pizza, cross out 'machine gun' on DA form 2856, and write in 'pizza'.

[There are other things; if I think of them, I'll add them]

Never ride Sophie without Col. Potter's Permission just ask Captain Roy Dupree (George Lindsey).;)

One of your biggest enemies can become one of your biggest allies (Hawkeye and Margaret).

One of your biggest enemies can become one of your biggest allies (Hawkeye and Margaret).

Too bad I hate Margaret :p

Too bad I hate Margaret :p
Well, no one's perfect. ;) :lol:

If Hawkeye ever comes over to your house for dinner, do NOT serve him liver or fish! :lol:

Someone REALLY needs to get Klinger an Epilady (OK, they weren't around in the 1950s, but still...)! :rofl:

when placing a long distance takeout order of ribs remember to order the coleslaw

when placing a long distance takeout order of ribs remember to order the coleslaw
:brent

If Hawkeye ever comes over to your house for dinner, do NOT serve him liver or fish! :lol:


But order lots of Adam's Ribs with extra source

If Hawkeye ever comes over to your house for dinner, do NOT serve him liver or fish! :lol:
YUCK. puke:

If you forget a girl's name just call her Able or Baker. She'll probably respond to either of those.

;)

01. There are no " saints in surgical garb"
02. Sometimes young men die.
03. Always dig a latrine deeper on the left side.
04. Landing choppers throw much dust in the air.
05. Cracking up isn't all it's cracked up to be.
06. Never touch your nose.
07. If it moves...salute it, if it doesn't move..pick it up, if you can't pick it up.. paint it.
08. Enlisted men are welcome in the Officers Mess.
09. You can find "National Geographic" in the Officers Latrine.
10 Enemy soldiers roam the country side with musical instruments.
11. It is possible to screw up in reverse.
12. Company clerks spy on everybody.
13. Abigale Porterfield wrote " The Rooster Crowed at Midnight".
14. Henry Blake did not get to go home.
15 It was a tv series. :wave:

If you play your horn, it will end up getting flattened by a jeep (Winchester)

When you get a good cook (private Conway), don't let him go.

When Hawkeye and Trapper go to Tokyo for a few days, you will hear about their shenanigans. (Henry)

Let Frank perform only the easy operations.

:lol: