View Full Version : Funniest line said by Screech


needles1987
04-04-2008, 04:00 PM
*About perfect Match test* "I took one of those. It said my perfect match was Whoopi Goldberg."

miniZackMorris
04-04-2008, 09:44 PM
lol thta was funny

bttf4444
04-06-2008, 10:27 PM
"What's an ay-woh-bics in-stwuhc-tuh?"

miniZackMorris
04-08-2008, 05:11 PM
an erobics instructor

Black Hatchie
08-05-2009, 03:23 AM
Kelly says to Zack: "I'm wearing your favorite dress"
Screech: "I think the dress looks better on her Zack."

Wreckless
08-05-2009, 03:26 AM
Kelly says to Zack: "I'm wearing your favorite dress"
Screech: "I think the dress looks better on her Zack."

:lol:

barb1686
10-06-2009, 12:09 PM
Oh come on now...we all know the best line is "Who you calling a cantelope you melon head!" :P

catlover79
10-06-2009, 01:43 PM
When he wore that dress and wig and claimed to be Barbara Bush. :lol:

hughpuppies
12-20-2009, 03:18 AM
When Zack said to Screech I have something for you to do, Screech says oh no every time I do something for you I end up in my underwear.

When Lisa would not go out on a date with him and she said when worms have ears, I will go out with you. Screech says mark my word worms will have ears. Then he hands Lisa a box the next day with paper ears taped to worms.

I can't go out I have to go to bed after Alf is over my mom said so.

Zack what is your answers to the question so you can win the trip to Hawaii, doesn't matter now doofus your in detention, so what I can go tell them, how can you go tell them when your not allowed out of detention, oh, oh, oh oh never thought of that.