These are my three faves:

"Don't steal...the government hates competition".

"My kid can beat up your honor student".

"Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite".

:lol: :wave:

I remember these:

"My kid knocked up your honor student." :lol:

"My kid can kick your honor kid's a$$"

"Touch my Saturn...I will kick Uranus"

I have a T-shirt that reads "I see dumb people" that people seem to get a kick out of. I also like all the "I'm with stupid" shirts. :lol:

I remember these:

"My kid knocked up your honor student." :lol:

"My kid can kick your honor kid's a$$"

"Touch my Saturn...I will kick Uranus"

Dang Irene! You responded quick to this new topic! I did not get a chance to breathe yet. I love this sayings that you posted! :lol:

Dang Irene! You responded quick to this new topic! I did not get a chance to breathe yet. I love this sayings that you posted! :lol:
That's because those three bumper stickers made me :rofl: when I first seen them. And I will tell people abt them. After all this time, they got stuck in my head. :lol:

LOL. I wanted to post this topic because I know that people get a kick out of these off the wall sayings that we see everyday. Here are some more faves of mine:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry".

"WWJD....for a Klondike Bar?" LOL.

Now for any chrisitian believers on the board, I am one too. So the last expression was not to be mean or to cause any offense, It just struck me as funny.

:rofl:

I know this thread will be getting some funny posts. :lol:

Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

Come Smell Chandler's ( my hometown ) Dairy Air.

In A World Without Men There Would Be No Wars, No Drugs And A Lot Of Fat Happy Women.

Old Cowgirls Never Die They Just Become Saddlebags.

I've seen hundreds that I liked; mostly on the back of men's cars :lol:


I respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...DRINK!

Exes; Can't live with them. Can't shoot them.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Wife and dog missing; Reward for dog.

My wife keeps saying I never listen to her...or something like that.

If you think I'm a wimp. My wife will kick your ass.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!

I love this one liner so much I used it for my quote when I was graduating:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I love this one liner so much I used it for my quote when I was graduating:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
:rofl: I'm writing that one down.

"My other Horshack is an Epstein!"

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"I brake for pedestrians".

BTW, Mr. Kotter welcome to the boards!

How about "My president is Charlton Heston"??

That's what she said

I have a shirt that says 'I See Dumb People.'
Also, for Christmas, one of my cousins bought me a pink shirt and in black writing it says: 'Keep laughing... this is your girlfriends shirt!'
lol.

I found these on a website that sells t-shirts:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This one's a little strong but funny:

"You say tomato, I say f%&# you!"

"When I said I'd hit that, I meant with my car."
"If you can read this bumper sticker, then you're driving too close."
"Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

This one's a little strong but funny:

"You say tomato, I say f%&# you!"
:rofl:

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest???

I have a bumper sticker that says 'unless you're a hemroid (spelling) stay off my ass.'
lol.

I don't have bumper stickers on my vehicle, but I do have a license frame that says, YOU SUCK...I LOVE STEWIE and I have a pic of Stewie on my license plate. ;) Not to mention a white-outlined sticker of Stewie on my back window.

"I can only please one person a day and today is not your day....tommorrow is not looking good either."

"Only my cat understands me."

How about "My president is Charlton Heston"??


Considering this weekend's situation, that is pretty deep. R.I.P. Jason Colby!:(

Considering this weekend's situation, that is pretty deep. R.I.P. Jason Colby!:(
Well, I saw that sticker way before he passed on. Here's another one - "I don't have time, I have twins". One of my very best friends is a twin, and she loved that. :lol:

I don't have bumper stickers on my vehicle, but I do have a license frame that says, YOU SUCK...I LOVE STEWIE and I have a pic of Stewie on my license plate. ;) Not to mention a white-outlined sticker of Stewie on my back window.

Fan of Stewie are ya, Irene. ;)

I have a bumper sticker for this election. After a Democrat takes office (from the looks it, they will) I have a bumper stick that says: 'Don't blame me. I voted Republican.' My Granny gave it it to me. :D

Well, I saw that sticker way before he passed on. Here's another one - "I don't have time, I have twins". One of my very best friends is a twin, and she loved that. :lol:

It was just the irony. You posted that right before the death happened. It is like "wow".

Fan of Stewie are ya, Irene. ;)

I have a bumper sticker for this election. After a Democrat takes office (from the looks it, they will) I have a bumper stick that says: 'Don't blame me. I voted Republican.' My Granny gave it it to me. :D


I like that. It looks like it may be useful after the election. LOL.

It was just the irony. You posted that right before the death happened. It is like "wow".
I remember somewhere on this board someone posted and mentioned some celebrity and then that celeb soon died. :eek: I can't remember who it was though.

My boyfriend asked me on Saturday morning, "Is Charlton Heston still alive?" THAT WAS ON THE MORNING OF THE DAY HE ENDED UP DYING!!! :faint: :eek:

This evening I was at the drive-thru of Dairy Queen and the car in front of me had an INTERESTING bumper sticker:

"Dick Cheney Eats Kittens".

:eek: :crazy:

This evening I was at the drive-thru of Dairy Queen and the car in front of me had an INTERESTING bumper sticker:

"Dick Cheney Eats Kittens".

:eek: :crazy:
LOL there's tons of things Id say now. but I wont

I enjoyed reading through this thread. Funny stuff. :lol:

I enjoyed reading through this thread. Funny stuff. :lol:
I know - some of those phrases are hilarious. :rofl:

I actually saw one once that said "Don't blame me -- I didn't vote". :)

Here's something cool I saw today. While at the gas station filling up my car with ridiculously over-priced petroleum (:mad:), I noticed the van at the pump behind me had a vanity plate that read "GEE BERT", like in Sesame Street. I told the driver that I liked it. The guy Bert, who is probably in his 50s, said that his brother-in-law's name is Ernie, and always says "Gee Bert" to him. Cool story, huh?? :cool: :D

i have a shirt that says 'sarcasm is just one more *FREE* service i offer'
and since i'm from Kentucky, i gotta root for the wildcats and i have shirt that says 'prepare to bow down to the king' and it has a wildcat dressed as a king. :king:

^ At least it's not the Burger King. :eek: :lol:

^ At least it's not the Burger King. :eek: :lol:

the Wildcat King of Wildcatland is much better. :lol: ;)

Here's something cool I saw today. While at the gas station filling up my car with ridiculously over-priced petroleum (:mad:), I noticed the van at the pump behind me had a vanity plate that read "GEE BERT", like in Sesame Street. I told the driver that I liked it. The guy Bert, who is probably in his 50s, said that his brother-in-law's name is Ernie, and always says "Gee Bert" to him. Cool story, huh?? :cool: :D
Awwww that is cute. :clap:

I actually saw one once that said "Don't blame me -- I didn't vote". :)


Very clever, that one. :lol: I can't think of any others at the moment. :confused:

Here's something cool I saw today. While at the gas station filling up my car with ridiculously over-priced petroleum (:mad:), I noticed the van at the pump behind me had a vanity plate that read "GEE BERT", like in Sesame Street. I told the driver that I liked it. The guy Bert, who is probably in his 50s, said that his brother-in-law's name is Ernie, and always says "Gee Bert" to him. Cool story, huh?? :cool: :D

that is so cool & cute!