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AB
03-01-2008, 11:42 PM
A friend sent me this.:lol:


Womans Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll love my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to know end
And always be my best friend

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me hunting and fishing
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s...
Ireneparalegal
03-02-2008, 12:06 AM
:rofl:

Thanx for the laugh.
AB
03-02-2008, 12:26 AM
You're welcome
*ClassicPinUp*
03-02-2008, 12:43 AM
:brent Thanks for posting that!
TJL
03-02-2008, 01:02 AM
A bar on a golf course...

I think I'm going to cry.

;)
dawsongirl
03-02-2008, 01:34 AM
That is SO men. Sex, boobs, beer, sports, and killing things. Just missing the obsession with money and cars.
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-02-2008, 03:16 AM
:lol:
Chelsea
03-02-2008, 03:25 AM
Sex, boobs, beer, sports... money and cars.

Er...what's your point? I see nothing wrong with any of these things :lol: :p
Janice
03-02-2008, 03:43 AM
:lol: So funny and true, that whole, men are from Mars, women are from Venus thing.
dawsongirl
03-02-2008, 03:46 AM
Er...what's your point? I see nothing wrong with any of these things :lol: :p
I rest my case. :p
OH Nuts!
03-08-2008, 02:33 AM
A friend sent me this.:lol:


Womans Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll love my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to know end
And always be my best friend

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me hunting and fishing
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s...


cute & very often true.
PlayOn
03-08-2008, 02:56 AM
Speaking of which, I have to get my gun from Wal-Mart so I can go hunting tomorrow.
lol.
I thought that was funny. You women DO tend to look too much into things. Guys, give us a gun magazine, we're entertained for hours on end.
lol.
;)
AB
03-08-2008, 06:08 PM
^:lol:^
InspectorExstead
03-09-2008, 02:24 AM
:lol: haha. so true.