View Full Version : Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts


Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 09:58 PM
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April.

Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust. When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career.

"I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said.

Parton, a member of both the country music and songwriters halls of fame, has been enjoying a renaissance since she released the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999.

As with other veterans such as Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, Parton found that she was no longer welcome at country radio, and changed tack by delving into roots music. Her releases garnered widespread critical acclaim and a fond examination of her 40-year career.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 09:59 PM
I know how she feels. ;) :lol: Sometimes I wish I could take mine off and put them on a shelf for awhile...give me a rest from my breast. ;)

Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 10:03 PM
I know how she feels. ;) :lol: Sometimes I wish I could take mine off and put them on a shelf for awhile...give me a rest from my breast. ;)


:lol:

I think she actually had hers "surgically" enhanced.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 10:07 PM
Ya think? Hmmmm, interesting. Only because ever since I can remember she has had large ones and this was way before the whole "boob job" came into play for famous women. She even said on Johnny Carson when he asked her if they were real, and she said "yes" but she said something funny, I can't recall what she said.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 10:12 PM
Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kodMFFXXY&feature=related

Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 10:13 PM
Ya think? Hmmmm, interesting. Only because ever since I can remember she has had large ones and this was way before the whole "boob job" came into play for famous women. She even said on Johnny Carson when he asked her if they were real, and she said "yes" but she said something funny, I can't recall what she said.


I don't doubt that she was born with big ones, but I think she definitely had some work done...

Exhibit A

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 10:18 PM
OH God, they sure do look fake. (Did you see the youtube link above? :rofl:)
I wonder though because Dolly did lose a lot of weight and women with large boobs tend to not lose weight in the breast area, but they tend to sag after weight loss. She may have had them lifted. If they lift them too much, you can get that look on top that gives them that fake look.

I don't know, she just should have reduced them if you ask me. :lol: She doesn't look great like that.

Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 10:22 PM
Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kodMFFXXY&feature=related


That was some funny stuff! I love Johnny Carson! :rofl:

Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 10:23 PM
OH God, they sure do look fake. (Did you see the youtube link above? :rofl:)
I wonder though because Dolly did lose a lot of weight and women with large boobs tend to not lose weight in the breast area, but they tend to sag after weight loss. She may have had them lifted. If they lift them too much, you can get that look on top that gives them that fake look.

I don't know, she just should have reduced them if you ask me. :lol: She doesn't look great like that.


I agree, she should get them reduced...and that is coming from me of all people. :lol:

The thing is, Dolly wouldn't be Dolly without the trade mark boobs.

Dean Winchester
02-11-2008, 10:52 PM
her boobs aren't the only thing that's been augmented since 1980 :lol:

OH Nuts!
02-11-2008, 11:06 PM
I don't doubt that she was born with big ones, but I think she definitely had some work done...

Exhibit A

Totally. She's had a lot done.

(And what a smart lady.....the $$$$ she's made off of "I Will Always Love You.")

OH Nuts!
02-11-2008, 11:07 PM
Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kodMFFXXY&feature=related


Great link Irene. Thx!!!!!

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 11:25 PM
I agree, she should get them reduced...and that is coming from me of all people. :lol:
:faint:

:rofl: I am SHOCKED I TELL YA! :eek:

Glad you like the link you guys. :wave:

Dean Winchester
02-11-2008, 11:27 PM
Dolly has nothing on Aretha. Just one those knockers is bigger than her head

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/music_cares_24_wenn1753072__oPt.jpg

OH Nuts!
02-11-2008, 11:28 PM
:faint:

:rofl: I am SHOCKED I TELL YA! :eek:

Glad you like the link you guys. :wave:

Irene, you always come up with great stuff. Brian too.

OH Nuts!
02-11-2008, 11:29 PM
:rofl: Dean, you are too much!!!

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 11:30 PM
Dolly has nothing on Aretha. Just one those knockers is bigger than her head

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/music_cares_24_wenn1753072__oPt.jpg
Those things are bigger than HER HEAD AND THAT MAN'S HEAD NEXT TO HER. :eek: OMG, with all her money, she should take care of her health better. Unless she has some physical problem that causes her to be overweight. I can only think of a few times in her career when she was not huge. :eek:

Brian Damage
02-11-2008, 11:37 PM
That's so sad that she is that heavy. I am thinking that she might have some sort of thyroid problem. If not, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 11:42 PM
That's so sad that she is that heavy. I am thinking that she might have some sort of thyroid problem. If not, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery.
I agree. I know thyroid problems can cause a lot of weight gain, as well as some other physical problems. It is not like she has always been heavy, she has had her thin moments, so I surmise there is something that can be done. It's not like she doesn't have the money. Gastric may be the way to go for her, just like Etta James did.

Dean Winchester
02-11-2008, 11:44 PM
I heard that Aretha has started a strict diet/exercise regime. She looked bigger than ever on the Grammys last night, I guess we'll see in six months or so.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 11:53 PM
I can't seem to find anything that states Aretha is doing anything regarding her weight. I did find that she was hopitalized in 2004 for an undisclosed problem.

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2008, 11:55 PM
Ok, I found this:

Aretha Franklin gave an interview to the Associated Press where she talked about how she's feeling much lighter these days thanks to a trainer. Aretha will perform at the Grammys this Sunday with Mary J. Blige. She's also getting ready to release a new album on her label, Aretha's Records. What a creative name. She should have called it Two Squirrels Fighting Under A Blanket Records instead.

She said, "I've got a new trainer, and she's giving me a lot of good things, really educating me about nutrition and weight loss and how to do it, and cooking stuff for you. I'm not on a diet. It's a lifestyle change. I'm going to be doing it for the long run. And eventually I'll reach my goal."

I'm guessing her goal is when she can finally see her toes. Aretha went on," I feel lighter. I'm not as heavy, what you get with the red meat. You dragging yourself along when you have all that red meat. Much lighter. I feel a lot lighter, and a lot better."

Brian Damage
02-12-2008, 12:10 AM
Buxom country legend Dolly Parton is donating her breasts to her fans, claiming they are so famous they are like "public property." The 62-year-old singer nicknames her boobs "shock and awe" and insists they deserve credit for boosting her career.

She says, "They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well - I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me.

"I've always had nice ones, but of course I've had 'em jacked up a bit. And they're part of the persona - it always takes a little pressure off me."


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/dolly%20parton%20donates%20her%20breasts%20to%20fans_1059034

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2008, 12:14 AM
Ahhh, so she "jacked them up a bit"...:lol: Ok, so they were lifted.
Did she have fat injected into them too? Perhaps all that weight loss wasn't in vain. :lol:

Brian Damage
02-12-2008, 12:18 AM
Ahhh, so she "jacked them up a bit"...:lol: Ok, so they were lifted.
Did she have fat injected into them too? Perhaps all that weight loss wasn't in vain. :lol:


:lol:

I may be in the minority, but I liked her better with a little meat on her bones.

Dean Winchester
02-12-2008, 12:23 AM
Dolly has gotten too skinny in recent years, plus all the plastic surgery she's had. I saw some pics of her a year or two back where she was Karen Carpenter skinny, she looks a bit better now.

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2008, 12:23 AM
:lol:

I may be in the minority, but I liked her better with a little meat on her bones.
Add me to that group. I loved how she looked with meat on her. That is how I think a lot of men appreciate women. I hope Beyonce doesn't lose that stuff on her either. Too many famous women think they need to be skin and bones to be attractive. Dolly had it going on when she was "thicker". ;)

theshark8777
02-12-2008, 12:29 AM
I don't doubt that she was born with big ones, but I think she definitely had some work done...

Exhibit A

Oh they are fake, she admits it. She says everything on her is fake lol.

Dean Winchester
02-12-2008, 12:44 AM
Oh they are fake, she admits it. She says everything on her is fake lol.
yep

"Honey, if it's saggin', baggin' or draggin', I'm gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked."

88survivor
02-12-2008, 01:29 AM
I liked Dolly's 1980 circa 9 To 5 figure better than the figure she has now. It is like party at Barbie land 24/7, bring your whips, dips, and chips while you are at it. I swear, Dolly now defies gravity with her recent weight loss and having zero fat on her waist...I prefer the look she had in 9 To 5 better. She looked normal then.

phoebe7165
02-12-2008, 01:33 AM
Dolly has nothing on Aretha. Just one those knockers is bigger than her head

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/music_cares_24_wenn1753072__oPt.jpg

It doesn't even look like she has anything on to support them either!!

88survivor
02-12-2008, 01:41 AM
Aretha's boobs are so big, they gi-narmous for its size. They are real, alright. But damned is her boob size tripple 89 D cup size....she makes Carmen Electra, Anna Nicole Smith, Pam Anderson, etc. seem like amateurs compare to Aretha's boobs.

phoebe7165
02-12-2008, 01:46 AM
Aretha's boobs are so big, they gi-narmous for its size. They are real, alright. But damned is her boob size tripple 89 D cup size....she makes Carmen Electra, Anna Nicole Smith, Pam Anderson, etc. seem like amateurs compare to Aretha's boobs.

I think it's more than 'D'.:eek: I heard a radio commercial recently for a bra store and it was saying they have sizes A through J. I said omg, J????!!

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2008, 04:31 PM
Bra sizes can go further than "J" I believe. I have heard of Double and triple J. :eek: That is when you have to find a specialty lingerie store and they either have them in stock, they make them for you or you have to order them. ;)

OH Nuts!
02-12-2008, 04:44 PM
Guess with Dolly then they have to invent a new alphabet!:lol:

88survivor
02-12-2008, 05:41 PM
"Parton" me? ;)

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2008, 05:47 PM
Guess with Dolly then they have to invent a new alphabet!:lol:
:lol: :lol:

Dean Winchester
02-12-2008, 05:50 PM
Aretha better start losing weight soon or I fear this is going to be her ultimate destiny :lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JZNTDBB1Gw

PZelda
02-15-2008, 09:07 PM
Bra sizes can go further than "J" I believe. I have heard of Double and triple J. :eek: That is when you have to find a specialty lingerie store and they either have them in stock, they make them for you or you have to order them. ;)
Yes, that's possible. Someone once told me she was a (I think) 42KKK before she had her boobs reduced.

Ohoo. I know a LOT on this subject. :lol: But there's a reason for that. I'm gonna confess my size here, but to just talk about it for a bit. I wear a 34G right now -- yes, I'm WAY over a DDD-cup, and they're natural -- with the possibilitiy of having to buy H-cup bras in the near future. You guys have ZERO IDEA of how hard it is for an average-weight female to find a bra in stores in her size above a D-cup. It's not gonna happen, PERIOD. Retailers don't seem to believe in skinny people being larger than that, and for the plus-size people, they don't seem to believe in anything larger than a DDD cup (40DDD, 42DDD, etc).

I may be freakishly endowed, altho I don't feel that way when I look at my chest in a mirror, but mine don't hold a candle to Dolly's. :eek: I have ZERO doubt that the bras she wears are larger than a JJ-cup. It blows my mind that someone like her would WANT to have fake boobs THAT big. Most ladies you hear about only want them enhanced to about a D cup, and I'm sure most docs advise women not to go any larger than DDD if they want fake boobs, because of the possibility of back issues in the future. I have no doubt that Dolly has bras custom-made for her, because it gets even more hard to find bras in her size, even online.

I'd like to see Dolly consider getting them reduced a LITTLE BIT, like maybe two cups. She can still have smaller (big) boobs but be considered iconic because of them (not just because of her music, heh). I'm sure that's not the first time she's had back issues because of that, and it certainly won't be the last time. She's got the time as per doc's orders and the money, so why not?

(here is proof that bras with cup sizes larger than DDD do, in fact, exist, here's a link (http://www.figleaves.com/us/fitting_room.asp?cat=124&cm_re=menu-_-menu_top-_-shop_by_size).)

BTW, I agree w/ everybody else who say they liked Dolly's 1980 look better... she looked way healthier back then.

88survivor
02-15-2008, 09:32 PM
There is no way Dolly is natural. She even admits she had work done. I prefer the 1980 look better than today's Barbie-fied Dolly Parton who defies gravity. Give this woman a sandwich, please.

Ireneparalegal
02-15-2008, 10:58 PM
I think what Dolly means is that she is a natural who has had work done to "lift them up" since over time mother nature will cause them to sag. Once that sagging begins, it can really be hard on your back, more so than when they were just "there"...:lol: I know Patricia Heaton, Cher and a several other female celebs have had their breasts lifted because of the gravity pull. Having breasts lifted doesn't mean they have had any implants inserted. The doctors either do a lift or they will sometimes insert some of the fat from other parts of the body, such as the hips or buttocks and insert that into the breast area to make it appear larger, fuller.

My thoughts are that is what Dolly did. She nipped, tucked, pulled, lifted and had them worked on so that she didn't have that sagging, pulling feeling from all that weight.

PZelda
02-15-2008, 11:09 PM
I think what Dolly means is that she is a natural who has had work done to "lift them up" since over time mother nature will cause them to sag. Once that sagging begins, it can really be hard on your back, more so than when they were just "there"...:lol: I know Patricia Heaton, Cher and a several other female celebs have had their breasts lifted because of the gravity pull. Having breasts lifted doesn't mean they have had any implants inserted. The doctors either do a lift or they will sometimes insert some of the fat from other parts of the body, such as the hips or buttocks and insert that into the breast area to make it appear larger, fuller.

My thoughts are that is what Dolly did. She nipped, tucked, pulled, lifted and had them worked on so that she didn't have that sagging, pulling feeling from all that weight.
That's what I figured too. Still. She should really think about a minor reduction. The reality is, she's getting older and as she gets older, her back is going to have a more difficult time handling all the weight on her chest.

I don't have any problems with my back at the moment, but I'm still young. I know that, at some point down the road, I'll start having problems with my back... sure would be nice to get a reduction done.

Ireneparalegal
02-15-2008, 11:12 PM
That's what I figured too. Still. She should really think about a minor reduction. The reality is, she's getting older and as she gets older, her back is going to have a more difficult time handling all the weight on her chest.

I don't have any problems with my back at the moment, but I'm still young. I know that, at some point down the road, I'll start having problems with my back... sure would be nice to get a reduction done.
I agree, she could have them reduced, especially since she has lost so much weight. Before, her large breasts didn't seem so overwhelming, now they just look cartoonish. :eek:

I think I told you before that I mentioned breast reduction to my boyfriend and he said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
:lol: Yeah, only because he doesn't have to hold up these puppies. :lol:

PZelda
02-16-2008, 09:53 AM
I agree, she could have them reduced, especially since she has lost so much weight. Before, her large breasts didn't seem so overwhelming, now they just look cartoonish. :eek:

I think I told you before that I mentioned breast reduction to my boyfriend and he said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
:lol: Yeah, only because he doesn't have to hold up these puppies. :lol:
No kidding. I've heard about ladies who have gone to see surgeons about getting their breasts reduced, and they would tell the ladies, "Your breasts are fine! I don't see the need to perform the reduction on you."

... SMACK, SMACK, SMACK.

I'll just give the damn men some of my bras to wear and give them balloons stuffed with flour to fill out the cups in my bra -- and being a G-cup, that's a WHOLE LOTTA flour -- and make them walk around for 18 hours with THAT strapped to their chests. Then they'll be whining about how heavy it is at the end of the day. :boxing: