Ok. So I went to pay my cable bill and the woman tells me that I owe $358.00
Needless to say that I questioned that fact. I said why is my bill so high? She said that it was from all of those movies. I said what movies? She leaned over and said (whisper) adult movies. I said PORNO!!! she said yeah. I said "PORNO ON MY CABLE?" She nodded her head yeah. She had to turn the screen around and show me the $100.00 of porno that was on my account. I have never been so embarrased in my life!! She looked at me as if I ordered it!!!

I immediately assumed that it was my 18 yr old nephew that comes to stay with me on the weekend but the days that it was ordered he wasnt even there. (I called my sister and demanded that she pay half )

To make a long story short it turned out to be my 13 yr old son. He was ordering that crap while I was at work. I work the night shift. I had the parental control on but it was not on for the video on demand and thats how he ordered it. Just when you think you know your children you don't know your children. The same child that looks at Zack and Cody and Spongebob is the same child that was watching porno. Never underestimate your Children

Ok. So I went to pay my cable bill and the woman tells me that I owe $358.00
Needless to say that I questioned that fact. I said why is my bill so high? She said that it was from all of those movies. I said what movies? She leaned over and said (whisper) adult movies. I said PORNO!!! she said yeah. I said "PORNO ON MY CABLE?" She nodded her head yeah. She had to turn the screen around and show me the $100.00 of porno that was on my account. I have never been so embarrased in my life!! She looked at me as if I ordered it!!!

I immediately assumed that it was my 18 yr old nephew that comes to stay with me on the weekend but the days that it was ordered he wasnt even there. (I called my sister and demanded that she pay half )

To make a long story short it turned out to be my 13 yr old son. He was ordering that crap while I was at work. I work the night shift. I had the parental control on but it was not on for the video on demand and thats how he ordered it. Just when you think you know your children you don't know your children. The same child that looks at Zack and Cody and Spongebob is the same child that was watching porno. Never underestimate your Children

"PRONO ON MY CABLE?" :brent that just cracked me up for some reason.

Yeah people should never under estimate their children. When I was in my preteens, I did the same thing, except I was not ordering anything off cable, there were other methods LOL. However, it is hard to keep track of everything that your children do all the time.

But kids today are growing up fast, 13 and 14 yr olds are having sex and getting pregnant. Things that kids do nowadays will shock a lot of people. But when it's your own child really shocks the hell out of you.

Well, 13 is totally normal for knowing about sex and stuff, since 13 is like the beginning/middle of puberty. But i'm guessing your kid is gonna be grounded for a looong time :lol: Wow. How embarrassing for the both of you...lol. All i can say is he better never pull that one again.

Oh my goodness!!!! I'm guessing he's going to be punished with no TV - better check that he's not looking at porn on the web, too!!! :eek:

maybe you should go and order a porno and watch it with your son..... he will never want to watch it again if he has to watch it with his mother.

That's the way to get someone to quit watching that stuff, not just setting locks and telling them it's bad. There is nothing less cool to a 13 year old than what his mother likes.

^ :eek: Now that's a creative idea. Creepy, but creative! :eek: :lol:

rofl, they don't even have to watch a frame of it, just the "hey _____, I wanna watch this porno with you. I'll put on some popcorn" of it would totally scar her son and scare him off porno until he's at least 18. :rofl:

maybe you should go and order a porno and watch it with your son..... he will never want to watch it again if he has to watch it with his mother.

That's the way to get someone to quit watching that stuff, not just setting locks and telling them it's bad. There is nothing less cool to a 13 year old than what his mother likes.


That is a very creative idea. I cannot stand to look at that stuff. It makes me sick to my stomach but it'll be an experience he will never forget :lol:

Oh my goodness!!!! I'm guessing he's going to be punished with no TV - better check that he's not looking at porn on the web, too!!! :eek:


That's how he found it. My nephew showed it to him on the web!!

That's how he found it. My nephew showed it to him on the web!!
That's horrible. I hope you have some terrific filters for your PC!!

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.
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Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...puke: puke: puke:

Time to make him get a paper-delivery job.....He wont get to keep the first $100, obviously! :lol:

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

:brent :uplol: :rofl: :rotflmao:

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.
:rotflmao:

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

:rofl: Good idea.

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.
:rofl:

Man how things change.....when i was 13, all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalogue :p

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.
puke: puke: puke: puke:


Remind me not to sit on any couches you've sat on. :p

Better have a talk with your nephew then, lol. That's really stupid of him showing your son that stuff, I know because my 15 year old cousin introduced my then 13 year old sister to porn and i was pretty mad, who the heck feels the need to introduce porn to people? You don't want your nephew giving your son a bad image of what sex really is, also. Anyways, sounds like someone's gonna get in big trouble over this situation. You'd think an 18 year old would be more mature than to show a minor porn. Especially if the porn viewing was on YOUR computer.

Man how things change.....when i was 13, all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalogue :p
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That's horrible. I hope you have some terrific filters for your PC!!

How do I block sites on my computer?

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.


:rofl: And replenish the 6 boxes of Kleenex that have gone missing!!!


Seriously though, hey - he's 13 - it's very natural. Its just the "new generation". Back in our day it was the National Geographic and dad's Playboys hidden under the mattress - now they can get it on t.v. and are usually one step ahead of us. ;)

I'd make him make up the $100 with extra chores around the house. Could be funny listening to him explain to his friends why he's got the extra workload! :lol:


(Thank goodness my male dog hasn't figured out the remote - he "assaults" the side of his bed regularly.)

All i can say is he better never pull that one again.


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