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catlover79 01-22-2008, 12:54 AM Fatigued From Wearing Fatigues
Trapper, We Hardly Knew Ye
Mister Wayne Rogers' Neighborhood
I Feel Pretty (starring Klinger)
The Ugliest "Girl" In Town (also starring Klinger)
Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big? (starring...you get the point!)
I Honestly Loathe You (Hawkeye & Winchester, Hawkeye & Margaret, Frank Burns and...almost everyone)
Why Me?? (starring Frank)
Hunka Hunka Burns-ing Love (also starring Frank)
Moon Over Margaret
We're Just Wild About Larry (Linville)
Sherman Potter & the Goblet of Fire
Pass the Grape Nehi (starring Radar)
You're My Best Friend (Hawkeye & Trapper, Hawkeye & BJ)
The Joker (BJ)
Vanity, Thy Name is Charles Emerson Winchester
AfterMASH Leaves a Bad AfterTASTE
Chocoholic 01-22-2008, 04:49 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: Good ones!
How about "The 3-Year War that Took Us 11 Years to Show"?
catlover79 01-22-2008, 05:09 PM ^ Good one, Kristen. :lol:
Radar Love Or Maybe Not
Get Smashed With MASH
catlover79 01-22-2008, 05:38 PM Radar's Believe It or Not!
catlover79 01-23-2008, 12:26 AM BJ & No Bears
Nurses, Nurses, Everywhere
Monogamy? Never Heard Of It!!!
Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me?? (starring Frank Burns)
Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren :lol:)
Zoneboy 01-23-2008, 02:42 AM Martinis And Serious Hangovers
Margaret Ain't Stupid, Hawkeye!
Mildred Ain't Sherman's Horse
Mix Another Scotch, Henry
etc........
catlover79 01-23-2008, 03:06 PM ^ :rofl: Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...
LuLu Rogers 01-24-2008, 12:20 AM Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren :lol:)
;)
Lifestyles of the Drunk and Shamless
Where's My Teddy Bear? (Starring Radar)
Pour It Again, Mr. Kwang
Oh You...Guys! (Starring Frank Burns)
My Best Friend is a Mare (Starring Colonel Potter)
Confessions of Swacked Doctor
Insanity is a State of Mind (Starring Hawkeye)
The Man They Call Ferret Face (Starring Frank Burns)
Confessions of a Drag Queen (Starring Klinger)
catlover79 01-24-2008, 01:57 AM I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger)
4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch
Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret)
How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips??
All For One, One For Alda
OH Nuts! 01-24-2008, 07:40 AM ^ :rofl: Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...
All rootie.....here ya go!!!
Knee High in Nehi! (Radar's Fantasy Dream)
The Lipless Wonder's Chapstick Caper
Klinger's Paris Ensemble
Nurse Mud Wrestling Night at the 4077th
Frank Burn's Medical Breakthrough
Hot Lip's Leather Outfit
Do I Have Stupid Written All Over My Face? (aka The Frank Burns Story)
Cute in Culottes: Klinger's New Outfit
Section 8's Are Really Great: Klinger's New Slogan For Morale
Have Nurse Will Travel
The Scapel Scrapple
Frank's Laughing Gas (The Bean Casserole That Went Awry)
Radar On Target!
Dumb Pet Jokes (The Frank Burn's Roast at the 4077th)
Hot Lips, Hot Guys and Hot Merchandise!
Chocoholic 01-24-2008, 08:21 PM :brent :brent :brent You guys should really be comedy writers!
:lol:
Spearchucker, We Hardly Knew Ye
Tuttle: The Greatest Man Who Never Served at the 4077th
Everybody Loves Frank Burns
WWF Smackdown: Hawkeye Pierce vs. Dr. Cox of Scrubs
Mikado 01-24-2008, 11:30 PM Bestiched
All in the army
Hawkeye for the Straight guy
Peeps with Jeeps
Please Release me (Starring Klinger)
They call me Doctor Love (Starring Hawkeye)
catlover79 12-28-2008, 08:33 PM Delicious Dish (starring TJL with his dream girl ;))
Wayne Rogers' World
Barracuda: The Margaret Houlihan Story
FanofRetroTV 01-03-2009, 12:54 PM Just Me And My Bear (staring Rade)
Movie Night: Donald Southland In... (staring Hawkeye(s))
The Klinger Who Ware Plaid (staring Klinger)
Hawkeye Gone Wield (staring Hawkeye and every nurse in the outfit)
The General and Colonel Look A Like (starting Colonel Potter and General Steele)
Frank the Hero?!? (staring Frank)
Get Flagg (staring Colonel Flagg and Hawkeye)
When Trapper meant BJ (staring Trapper and BJ)
Margaret Tyler Moore (staring Margaret)
Margaret and Frank... You Know (Margaret and Frank)
Klinger Will Do It! (staring Klinger)
The Colonel Who Know Too Little (staring Henry)
Project Iraq (the whole gang)
This Was Fun! :lol:
Dr. Thong 01-04-2009, 04:02 PM Before After-MASH
Rosie's Bar: Where Everybody Knows Your Name, GI Joe
Sherman Potter And The Half Blood Pierce
The Swamp
The Sidney Freeman Files
Salute The Flagg...Or Else!
Chocoholic 01-04-2009, 04:52 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I just sprayed cookie crumbs all over my keyboard because of you!
The Mash Camp Meets the Hogans Heroes Camp
Radar's Wonder Years
I Love Trapper
For Want of a Delicious Liver and Fish Sandwich
LuLu Rogers 01-04-2009, 09:12 PM I Love Trapper
Starring-LuLu Rogers ;)
catlover79 01-04-2009, 10:58 PM Starring-LuLu Rogers ;)
Of course. ;)
catlover79 03-08-2009, 08:07 PM Nehi Wishes & Teddy Bear Dreams (starring Radar)
Dog Tags 03-08-2009, 09:35 PM Franks End ( how deep is your latrine ) :eek:
catlover79 03-08-2009, 11:48 PM Franks End ( how deep is your latrine ) :eek:
:rofl:
Marvo301 03-09-2009, 01:28 AM Seoul Men
Hello, Sparky!
Mess Tent Iron Chef
Swamp Fever
Frank's Folly
Khaki Acres
Korean Campout
According to Uncle Abdul
Caught in a Draft
Born on the Bayou (The Luther Rizzo Story)
Col. Flagg, International Man of Mystery
Dog Tags 03-09-2009, 12:54 PM this one for Lulu:
That suit suits you
featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D
catlover79 03-09-2009, 02:39 PM this one for Lulu:
That suit suits you
featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D
...and loving every second of it!! ;) :D :rofl:
LuLu Rogers 03-09-2009, 05:34 PM this one for Lulu:
That suit suits you
featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D
:rofl: I LOVE it! ;)
Marvo301 03-09-2009, 06:10 PM Yankee Doodle Doctors
Dear Dad (The Hawkeye Letters)
Smooth Operators
Tentmates and Other Enemies
S*I*T*C*O*M
catlover79 03-10-2009, 12:13 AM ^ Marv, you ought to add Rejected Titles to the other shows (we've tackled Bewitched, Barney Miller, Mary Tyler Moore, Little House, Family Ties, Good Times, Bob Newhart, etc.). You've got a talent for this!! :rofl:
catlover79 03-10-2009, 01:34 AM :rofl: I LOVE it! ;)
Thought you would. ;) :D
Dog Tags 03-11-2009, 01:16 PM Maj. B.F. Pierce and other nightmares
Hawkeye dreams he's promoted.
Potters last stand
Col. Potters leg circulation acts up in the O.R.
6 O'clock Hi !
N. Korea deploys a new secret weapon
Won Hung Lo
The Swamp has a new house boy !
Chocoholic 03-11-2009, 05:00 PM Korean Idol
Weekend at Frank Burnsies
Rosies' Bar: The Origional Place Where Everybody Knows Your Name
The Adventures of Hawkeye and Trapper
Blake vs. Potter
Trapper Sneaks off with Chocoholic for the Weekend ;)
catlover79 03-11-2009, 08:48 PM I Saw Him First (Lulu and Chocoholic get into a fistfight over Wayne Rogers/Trapper)
;) :rofl:
Dr. Thong 03-11-2009, 09:24 PM Klinger Loves Korea
Sherman Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
R*A*D*A*R
Hurray For Hot Lips
Father Mulcahy
The Manic Medics
Welcome Back, Klinger
B*O*O*Z*E*R*S
The Winchester Chronicles
Allegiance To The Flagg
Blake's Boys
The Diary Of Nurse Kellye
Swamp Rats
War Is Heck
Ugly John And Friends
catlover79 03-11-2009, 09:30 PM TJL & Lt. Dish's Club Med Adventure ;)
Dr. Thong, your titles are hilarious. YOU ROCK, my friend. :rock:
catlover79 03-11-2009, 09:42 PM We all forgot the most obvious choice -
M*A*R*T*I*N*I
;) :cheers: :rofl:
LuLu Rogers 03-12-2009, 12:38 AM I Saw Him First (Lulu and Chocoholic get into a fistfight over Wayne Rogers/Trapper)
;) :rofl:
LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)
Marvo301 03-12-2009, 12:39 AM LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)
Oh LuLu, you're so generous!
LuLu Rogers 03-12-2009, 12:43 AM Oh LuLu, you're so generous!
I know, right? ;)
Dr. Thong 03-12-2009, 09:50 AM TJL & Lt. Dish's Club Med Adventure ;)
Dr. Thong, your titles are hilarious. YOU ROCK, my friend. :rock:
Cat, it doesn't surprise me that you can appreciate my warped sense of humor. Any titles in particular that you liked?
catlover79 03-12-2009, 11:33 AM Cat, it doesn't surprise me that you can appreciate my warped sense of humor. Any titles in particular that you liked?
I can't decide. They are all deliciously twisted. :cool: :lol:
catlover79 03-12-2009, 11:34 AM LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)
Which day would that be, Lu?? :rofl:
Dr. Thong 03-12-2009, 02:33 PM I can't decide. They are all deliciously twisted. :cool: :lol:
Good answer.:cool:
catlover79 03-12-2009, 03:22 PM Good answer.:cool:
Much like the show itself. :cool: :D
Dr. Thong 03-13-2009, 09:43 AM C*A*T*S
catlover79 03-13-2009, 12:06 PM C*A*T*S
Hey, I'd watch it. :cool: :D
Dr. Thong 03-13-2009, 06:03 PM Hey, I'd watch it. :cool: :D
Who knew?
Dr. Thong 03-13-2009, 06:09 PM Trapper John, M.D.: The Early Years
The Secret Diary Of Nurse Able
K*O*R*E*A
Sidney The Shrink & Friends
General Hammond's Bunch
The Rizzo Chronicles
The Blake And The Beautiful
Generals' Hosptial
Hawkeye Pierce
B.J. And The Bored
Dog Tags 03-27-2009, 03:54 PM The Latrine, the Night and the Music
The Pancakes flipped at Dawn
OH Nuts! 03-28-2009, 01:06 AM Radar's Teddy Bear Affair with Nehi
Klinger's Espadrilles Have "Seoul" LOL
Lipless Major Snitch Misses A Stitch
Major Houlihan: Nurse Dominatrix
From A Distance: aka Radar Escorts Bette Midler
Oh Frank Oh Frank Ohhh Frank LOL
catlover79 03-28-2009, 04:35 PM ^ :rofl:
catlover79 12-17-2009, 07:46 AM S*M*A*S*H*E*D
The Bee In Margaret's Bonnet
Martini'd Off
Chocoholic 12-19-2009, 02:10 AM :lol:
Survivor: South Korea
Marvo301 01-12-2010, 10:35 PM :lol:
Survivor: South Korea
I like that one Kristen!
How to Pickle Your Liver
It Happened One Night - At Rosie's
Trapped in Korea
Rifling Through Winchester's Foot locker
Getting Some Z's With Zelmo Zale
In The Still (of the night)
Corporal Punishment (Klinger gets KP duty)
Captains Couragrous (Pierce, McIntyre, and Hunicutt)
Colonel Blake, In the O.R., With a Scalpel
The Show that Really Started the TV Poker Craze!
OH Nuts! 01-13-2010, 11:46 PM Burns Churns When Holihan Spurns
Crazy 8's: Klinger's Favorite Card Game
Nursing Nookie with Pretty Cookies
catlover79 01-14-2010, 12:15 AM Burns Churns When Holihan Spurns
Crazy 8's: Klinger's Favorite Card Game
Nursing Nookie with Pretty Cookies
:rofl: :brent
GameShowFanMan66 05-31-2010, 08:14 PM I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger)
4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch
Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret)
How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips??
All For One, One For Alda
And here I thought William Christopher as Father Mulcahy was the "CROSS" dresser of the bunch...
GameShowFanMan66 05-31-2010, 08:16 PM Jonathan Tuttle & Millie Carpenter, a.k.a. Mr & Mrs Thin Air...
Or the episode where Radar wears elevator shoes "Under the Radar"...
"Adam's Ribs" a.k.a. "I have a bone to pick with you, but preferably in the mess tent and not in the o.r."
catlover79 05-31-2010, 11:57 PM And here I thought William Christopher as Father Mulcahy was the "CROSS" dresser of the bunch...
:rolleyes: *rimshot*
Marvo301 06-01-2010, 12:08 AM Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Radar)
The Potter's Field (where he keeps his horse, Sophie)
Yankee Doodle Doctors
Hotlips and Burns. There's a Connection!
LuLu Rogers 06-01-2010, 12:09 AM Jonathan Tuttle & Millie Carpenter, a.k.a. Mr & Mrs Thin Air...
Captain Jonathan Tuttle was made up by Hawkeye, but Millie Carpenter actually existed, she was a nurse who was killed by a land mine.
Dr. Thong 06-01-2010, 10:17 AM Captain Jonathan Tuttle was made up by Hawkeye, but Millie Carpenter actually existed, she was a nurse who was killed by a land mine.
True, but Tuttle seemed more "real" because of the elaborate backstory Hawkeye and Trapper concocted. Everyone was convinced he'd met them and that he was their best friend.
Too bad we never heard much about Tuttle's replacement, Major Murdock.;)
LuLu Rogers 06-01-2010, 07:36 PM True, but Tuttle seemed more "real" because of the elaborate backstory Hawkeye and Trapper concocted. Everyone was convinced he'd met them and that he was their best friend.
Too bad we never heard much about Tuttle's replacement, Major Murdock.;)
Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)
Marvo301 06-01-2010, 07:51 PM Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)
:rofl:
Dr. Thong 06-02-2010, 10:12 AM Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)
He was the best damn O.D. we ever had!;)
LuLu Rogers 06-02-2010, 03:18 PM He was the best damn O.D. we ever had!;)
:nod:
catlover79 06-02-2010, 04:35 PM Swit Justice
Frankie, My Dear (starring Hot Lips)
P*M*S (also starring Hot Lips)
P*L*A*S*T*E*R*E*D
Dr. Thong 06-02-2010, 09:44 PM F*E*R*R*E*T FACE
catlover79 06-02-2010, 09:57 PM ^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dr. Thong 06-03-2010, 10:21 AM ^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was going to continue typing asterisks in "FACE," but typing all those asterisks is a pain in the ass. I figured everyone would get the joke.
OH Nuts! 06-08-2010, 09:27 PM Klinger's French Fashions Stir Up The Passions
Grape Nehi and Teddy Bears For The Masses
Little Miss Nurse Dominatrix and The Lipless Lackey
The Frank Burns Hippocratic Oath: "I'm Incompetent and You're Not!"
Sherm Is Steady And Ever Ready
catlover79 06-09-2010, 01:39 AM ^ I like the Frank one. :rofl:
Miss Lisa 06-09-2010, 10:21 PM Major Maggie May do You...(if and only if at oppropriate ranking)
The Burn is on Burns
Hawkeye and His Little Black Book
The Adventures of Cot Hopping (starring Hawkeye and Trapper)
Frank Burns, the Epic Fail
Dr. Thong 06-10-2010, 06:43 PM They Call The Wind K*O*R*E*A
Who's That Klinger?
Trapper John, M.D.: The Early Years
Radar Love
catlover79 06-10-2010, 09:45 PM :rofl: :brent You guys are all hilarious.
OH Nuts! 06-11-2010, 02:05 PM Nutty and Smutty ( akaThe Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan Whoopie Emporium Radio Hour) -loud speakers included!!!!
catlover79 06-11-2010, 03:10 PM Nutty and Smutty ( akaThe Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan Whoopie Emporium Radio Hour) -loud speakers included!!!!
Now that's just scary. :eek: :crazy: :rofl:
OH Nuts! 06-12-2010, 02:55 PM Now that's just scary. :eek: :crazy: :rofl:
and gross! lol:crazy:
OH Nuts! 06-12-2010, 03:04 PM Martini Catheters For The Masses!
Afternoon Delight (and Evening Delight, and 4 a.m. Delight, and Delight in The Darkroom, etc etc lol)
catlover79 06-12-2010, 03:30 PM and gross! lol:crazy:
That, too!! :eek: :rofl:
Marvo301 06-12-2010, 04:10 PM I'm not saying Radar's short but he's Nehi to a grape!
In the still of the night!
An Officer and a Gentleman (Charles)
OH Nuts! 06-13-2010, 05:16 PM Blue Blood, Gray Matter, and Very Well "Read" All Over (aka The Charles Winchester Story)
Who Wears Short Shorts? (Klinger! On a Section 8 Zinger!)
Frank and Margaret Join the AMA (Adulterous Medics Anonymous)
Henry Blake And The Adulterous "Flakes"
Promise Klinger Anything But Give Him Arpege!
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