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catlover79
01-22-2008, 12:54 AM
Fatigued From Wearing Fatigues

Trapper, We Hardly Knew Ye

Mister Wayne Rogers' Neighborhood

I Feel Pretty (starring Klinger)

The Ugliest "Girl" In Town (also starring Klinger)

Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big? (starring...you get the point!)

I Honestly Loathe You (Hawkeye & Winchester, Hawkeye & Margaret, Frank Burns and...almost everyone)

Why Me?? (starring Frank)

Hunka Hunka Burns-ing Love (also starring Frank)

Moon Over Margaret

We're Just Wild About Larry (Linville)

Sherman Potter & the Goblet of Fire

Pass the Grape Nehi (starring Radar)

You're My Best Friend (Hawkeye & Trapper, Hawkeye & BJ)

The Joker (BJ)

Vanity, Thy Name is Charles Emerson Winchester

AfterMASH Leaves a Bad AfterTASTE

Chocoholic
01-22-2008, 04:49 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good ones!

How about "The 3-Year War that Took Us 11 Years to Show"?

catlover79
01-22-2008, 05:09 PM
^ Good one, Kristen. :lol:

AB
01-22-2008, 05:21 PM
Radar Love Or Maybe Not

Get Smashed With MASH

catlover79
01-22-2008, 05:38 PM
Radar's Believe It or Not!

catlover79
01-23-2008, 12:26 AM
BJ & No Bears

Nurses, Nurses, Everywhere

Monogamy? Never Heard Of It!!!

Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me?? (starring Frank Burns)

Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren :lol:)

Zoneboy
01-23-2008, 02:42 AM
Martinis And Serious Hangovers

Margaret Ain't Stupid, Hawkeye!

Mildred Ain't Sherman's Horse

Mix Another Scotch, Henry

etc........

catlover79
01-23-2008, 03:06 PM
^ :rofl: Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...

LuLu Rogers
01-24-2008, 12:20 AM
Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren :lol:)

;)

Lifestyles of the Drunk and Shamless

Where's My Teddy Bear? (Starring Radar)

Pour It Again, Mr. Kwang

Oh You...Guys! (Starring Frank Burns)

My Best Friend is a Mare (Starring Colonel Potter)

Confessions of Swacked Doctor

Insanity is a State of Mind (Starring Hawkeye)

The Man They Call Ferret Face (Starring Frank Burns)

Confessions of a Drag Queen (Starring Klinger)

catlover79
01-24-2008, 01:57 AM
I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger)

4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch

Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret)

How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips??

All For One, One For Alda

OH Nuts!
01-24-2008, 07:40 AM
^ :rofl: Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...

All rootie.....here ya go!!!


Knee High in Nehi! (Radar's Fantasy Dream)

The Lipless Wonder's Chapstick Caper

Klinger's Paris Ensemble

Nurse Mud Wrestling Night at the 4077th

Frank Burn's Medical Breakthrough

Hot Lip's Leather Outfit

Do I Have Stupid Written All Over My Face? (aka The Frank Burns Story)

Cute in Culottes: Klinger's New Outfit

Section 8's Are Really Great: Klinger's New Slogan For Morale

Have Nurse Will Travel

The Scapel Scrapple

Frank's Laughing Gas (The Bean Casserole That Went Awry)

Radar On Target!

Dumb Pet Jokes (The Frank Burn's Roast at the 4077th)

Hot Lips, Hot Guys and Hot Merchandise!

Chocoholic
01-24-2008, 08:21 PM
:brent :brent :brent You guys should really be comedy writers!
:lol:

Spearchucker, We Hardly Knew Ye

Tuttle: The Greatest Man Who Never Served at the 4077th

Everybody Loves Frank Burns

WWF Smackdown: Hawkeye Pierce vs. Dr. Cox of Scrubs

Mikado
01-24-2008, 11:30 PM
Bestiched
All in the army
Hawkeye for the Straight guy
Peeps with Jeeps
Please Release me (Starring Klinger)
They call me Doctor Love (Starring Hawkeye)

catlover79
12-28-2008, 08:33 PM
Delicious Dish (starring TJL with his dream girl ;))

Wayne Rogers' World

Barracuda: The Margaret Houlihan Story

FanofRetroTV
01-03-2009, 12:54 PM
Just Me And My Bear (staring Rade)

Movie Night: Donald Southland In... (staring Hawkeye(s))

The Klinger Who Ware Plaid (staring Klinger)

Hawkeye Gone Wield (staring Hawkeye and every nurse in the outfit)

The General and Colonel Look A Like (starting Colonel Potter and General Steele)

Frank the Hero?!? (staring Frank)

Get Flagg (staring Colonel Flagg and Hawkeye)

When Trapper meant BJ (staring Trapper and BJ)

Margaret Tyler Moore (staring Margaret)

Margaret and Frank... You Know (Margaret and Frank)

Klinger Will Do It! (staring Klinger)

The Colonel Who Know Too Little (staring Henry)

Project Iraq (the whole gang)

This Was Fun! :lol:

Dr. Thong
01-04-2009, 04:02 PM
Before After-MASH

Rosie's Bar: Where Everybody Knows Your Name, GI Joe

Sherman Potter And The Half Blood Pierce

The Swamp

The Sidney Freeman Files

Salute The Flagg...Or Else!

Chocoholic
01-04-2009, 04:52 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I just sprayed cookie crumbs all over my keyboard because of you!

The Mash Camp Meets the Hogans Heroes Camp

Radar's Wonder Years

I Love Trapper

For Want of a Delicious Liver and Fish Sandwich

LuLu Rogers
01-04-2009, 09:12 PM
I Love Trapper

Starring-LuLu Rogers ;)

catlover79
01-04-2009, 10:58 PM
Starring-LuLu Rogers ;)
Of course. ;)

catlover79
03-08-2009, 08:07 PM
Nehi Wishes & Teddy Bear Dreams (starring Radar)

Dog Tags
03-08-2009, 09:35 PM
Franks End ( how deep is your latrine ) :eek:

catlover79
03-08-2009, 11:48 PM
Franks End ( how deep is your latrine ) :eek:
:rofl:

Marvo301
03-09-2009, 01:28 AM
Seoul Men
Hello, Sparky!
Mess Tent Iron Chef
Swamp Fever
Frank's Folly
Khaki Acres
Korean Campout
According to Uncle Abdul
Caught in a Draft
Born on the Bayou (The Luther Rizzo Story)
Col. Flagg, International Man of Mystery

Dog Tags
03-09-2009, 12:54 PM
this one for Lulu:

That suit suits you

featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D

catlover79
03-09-2009, 02:39 PM
this one for Lulu:

That suit suits you

featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D
...and loving every second of it!! ;) :D :rofl:

LuLu Rogers
03-09-2009, 05:34 PM
this one for Lulu:

That suit suits you

featuring Trapper John and his brown pinstriped suit, co-starring our moderator as the tailor with the measuring tape fetish. :D

:rofl: I LOVE it! ;)

Marvo301
03-09-2009, 06:10 PM
Yankee Doodle Doctors
Dear Dad (The Hawkeye Letters)
Smooth Operators
Tentmates and Other Enemies
S*I*T*C*O*M

catlover79
03-10-2009, 12:13 AM
^ Marv, you ought to add Rejected Titles to the other shows (we've tackled Bewitched, Barney Miller, Mary Tyler Moore, Little House, Family Ties, Good Times, Bob Newhart, etc.). You've got a talent for this!! :rofl:

catlover79
03-10-2009, 01:34 AM
:rofl: I LOVE it! ;)
Thought you would. ;) :D

Dog Tags
03-11-2009, 01:16 PM
Maj. B.F. Pierce and other nightmares

Hawkeye dreams he's promoted.

Potters last stand

Col. Potters leg circulation acts up in the O.R.

6 O'clock Hi !

N. Korea deploys a new secret weapon

Won Hung Lo

The Swamp has a new house boy !

Chocoholic
03-11-2009, 05:00 PM
Korean Idol

Weekend at Frank Burnsies

Rosies' Bar: The Origional Place Where Everybody Knows Your Name

The Adventures of Hawkeye and Trapper

Blake vs. Potter

Trapper Sneaks off with Chocoholic for the Weekend ;)

catlover79
03-11-2009, 08:48 PM
I Saw Him First (Lulu and Chocoholic get into a fistfight over Wayne Rogers/Trapper)

;) :rofl:

Dr. Thong
03-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Klinger Loves Korea
Sherman Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
R*A*D*A*R
Hurray For Hot Lips
Father Mulcahy
The Manic Medics
Welcome Back, Klinger
B*O*O*Z*E*R*S
The Winchester Chronicles
Allegiance To The Flagg
Blake's Boys
The Diary Of Nurse Kellye
Swamp Rats
War Is Heck
Ugly John And Friends

catlover79
03-11-2009, 09:30 PM
TJL & Lt. Dish's Club Med Adventure ;)

Dr. Thong, your titles are hilarious. YOU ROCK, my friend. :rock:

catlover79
03-11-2009, 09:42 PM
We all forgot the most obvious choice -

M*A*R*T*I*N*I

;) :cheers: :rofl:

LuLu Rogers
03-12-2009, 12:38 AM
I Saw Him First (Lulu and Chocoholic get into a fistfight over Wayne Rogers/Trapper)

;) :rofl:

LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)

Marvo301
03-12-2009, 12:39 AM
LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)
Oh LuLu, you're so generous!

LuLu Rogers
03-12-2009, 12:43 AM
Oh LuLu, you're so generous!

I know, right? ;)

Dr. Thong
03-12-2009, 09:50 AM
TJL & Lt. Dish's Club Med Adventure ;)

Dr. Thong, your titles are hilarious. YOU ROCK, my friend. :rock:

Cat, it doesn't surprise me that you can appreciate my warped sense of humor. Any titles in particular that you liked?

catlover79
03-12-2009, 11:33 AM
Cat, it doesn't surprise me that you can appreciate my warped sense of humor. Any titles in particular that you liked?
I can't decide. They are all deliciously twisted. :cool: :lol:

catlover79
03-12-2009, 11:34 AM
LuLu wins, but allows Kristen visitation rights one day out of the year :lol: ;)
Which day would that be, Lu?? :rofl:

Dr. Thong
03-12-2009, 02:33 PM
I can't decide. They are all deliciously twisted. :cool: :lol:

Good answer.:cool:

catlover79
03-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Good answer.:cool:
Much like the show itself. :cool: :D

Dr. Thong
03-13-2009, 09:43 AM
C*A*T*S

catlover79
03-13-2009, 12:06 PM
C*A*T*S
Hey, I'd watch it. :cool: :D

Dr. Thong
03-13-2009, 06:03 PM
Hey, I'd watch it. :cool: :D

Who knew?

Dr. Thong
03-13-2009, 06:09 PM
Trapper John, M.D.: The Early Years
The Secret Diary Of Nurse Able
K*O*R*E*A
Sidney The Shrink & Friends
General Hammond's Bunch
The Rizzo Chronicles
The Blake And The Beautiful
Generals' Hosptial
Hawkeye Pierce
B.J. And The Bored

Dog Tags
03-27-2009, 03:54 PM
The Latrine, the Night and the Music

The Pancakes flipped at Dawn

OH Nuts!
03-28-2009, 01:06 AM
Radar's Teddy Bear Affair with Nehi

Klinger's Espadrilles Have "Seoul" LOL

Lipless Major Snitch Misses A Stitch

Major Houlihan: Nurse Dominatrix

From A Distance: aka Radar Escorts Bette Midler

Oh Frank Oh Frank Ohhh Frank LOL

catlover79
03-28-2009, 04:35 PM
^ :rofl:

catlover79
12-17-2009, 07:46 AM
S*M*A*S*H*E*D

The Bee In Margaret's Bonnet

Martini'd Off

Chocoholic
12-19-2009, 02:10 AM
:lol:

Survivor: South Korea

Marvo301
01-12-2010, 10:35 PM
:lol:

Survivor: South Korea
I like that one Kristen!

How to Pickle Your Liver
It Happened One Night - At Rosie's
Trapped in Korea
Rifling Through Winchester's Foot locker
Getting Some Z's With Zelmo Zale
In The Still (of the night)
Corporal Punishment (Klinger gets KP duty)
Captains Couragrous (Pierce, McIntyre, and Hunicutt)
Colonel Blake, In the O.R., With a Scalpel
The Show that Really Started the TV Poker Craze!

OH Nuts!
01-13-2010, 11:46 PM
Burns Churns When Holihan Spurns

Crazy 8's: Klinger's Favorite Card Game

Nursing Nookie with Pretty Cookies

catlover79
01-14-2010, 12:15 AM
Burns Churns When Holihan Spurns

Crazy 8's: Klinger's Favorite Card Game

Nursing Nookie with Pretty Cookies
:rofl: :brent

GameShowFanMan66
05-31-2010, 08:14 PM
I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger)

4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch

Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret)

How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips??

All For One, One For Alda


And here I thought William Christopher as Father Mulcahy was the "CROSS" dresser of the bunch...

GameShowFanMan66
05-31-2010, 08:16 PM
Jonathan Tuttle & Millie Carpenter, a.k.a. Mr & Mrs Thin Air...

Or the episode where Radar wears elevator shoes "Under the Radar"...

"Adam's Ribs" a.k.a. "I have a bone to pick with you, but preferably in the mess tent and not in the o.r."

catlover79
05-31-2010, 11:57 PM
And here I thought William Christopher as Father Mulcahy was the "CROSS" dresser of the bunch...
:rolleyes: *rimshot*

Marvo301
06-01-2010, 12:08 AM
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Radar)

The Potter's Field (where he keeps his horse, Sophie)

Yankee Doodle Doctors

Hotlips and Burns. There's a Connection!

LuLu Rogers
06-01-2010, 12:09 AM
Jonathan Tuttle & Millie Carpenter, a.k.a. Mr & Mrs Thin Air...


Captain Jonathan Tuttle was made up by Hawkeye, but Millie Carpenter actually existed, she was a nurse who was killed by a land mine.

Dr. Thong
06-01-2010, 10:17 AM
Captain Jonathan Tuttle was made up by Hawkeye, but Millie Carpenter actually existed, she was a nurse who was killed by a land mine.

True, but Tuttle seemed more "real" because of the elaborate backstory Hawkeye and Trapper concocted. Everyone was convinced he'd met them and that he was their best friend.

Too bad we never heard much about Tuttle's replacement, Major Murdock.;)

LuLu Rogers
06-01-2010, 07:36 PM
True, but Tuttle seemed more "real" because of the elaborate backstory Hawkeye and Trapper concocted. Everyone was convinced he'd met them and that he was their best friend.

Too bad we never heard much about Tuttle's replacement, Major Murdock.;)


Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)

Marvo301
06-01-2010, 07:51 PM
Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)
:rofl:

Dr. Thong
06-02-2010, 10:12 AM
Are you kidding? I had lunch with Major Murdock just yesterday! ;)

He was the best damn O.D. we ever had!;)

LuLu Rogers
06-02-2010, 03:18 PM
He was the best damn O.D. we ever had!;)


:nod:

catlover79
06-02-2010, 04:35 PM
Swit Justice

Frankie, My Dear (starring Hot Lips)

P*M*S (also starring Hot Lips)

P*L*A*S*T*E*R*E*D

Dr. Thong
06-02-2010, 09:44 PM
F*E*R*R*E*T FACE

catlover79
06-02-2010, 09:57 PM
^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dr. Thong
06-03-2010, 10:21 AM
^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was going to continue typing asterisks in "FACE," but typing all those asterisks is a pain in the ass. I figured everyone would get the joke.

OH Nuts!
06-08-2010, 09:27 PM
Klinger's French Fashions Stir Up The Passions

Grape Nehi and Teddy Bears For The Masses

Little Miss Nurse Dominatrix and The Lipless Lackey

The Frank Burns Hippocratic Oath: "I'm Incompetent and You're Not!"

Sherm Is Steady And Ever Ready

catlover79
06-09-2010, 01:39 AM
^ I like the Frank one. :rofl:

Miss Lisa
06-09-2010, 10:21 PM
Major Maggie May do You...(if and only if at oppropriate ranking)
The Burn is on Burns
Hawkeye and His Little Black Book
The Adventures of Cot Hopping (starring Hawkeye and Trapper)
Frank Burns, the Epic Fail

Dr. Thong
06-10-2010, 06:43 PM
They Call The Wind K*O*R*E*A
Who's That Klinger?
Trapper John, M.D.: The Early Years
Radar Love

catlover79
06-10-2010, 09:45 PM
:rofl: :brent You guys are all hilarious.

OH Nuts!
06-11-2010, 02:05 PM
Nutty and Smutty ( akaThe Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan Whoopie Emporium Radio Hour) -loud speakers included!!!!

catlover79
06-11-2010, 03:10 PM
Nutty and Smutty ( akaThe Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan Whoopie Emporium Radio Hour) -loud speakers included!!!!
Now that's just scary. :eek: :crazy: :rofl:

OH Nuts!
06-12-2010, 02:55 PM
Now that's just scary. :eek: :crazy: :rofl:


and gross! lol:crazy:

OH Nuts!
06-12-2010, 03:04 PM
Martini Catheters For The Masses!

Afternoon Delight (and Evening Delight, and 4 a.m. Delight, and Delight in The Darkroom, etc etc lol)

catlover79
06-12-2010, 03:30 PM
and gross! lol:crazy:
That, too!! :eek: :rofl:

Marvo301
06-12-2010, 04:10 PM
I'm not saying Radar's short but he's Nehi to a grape!

In the still of the night!

An Officer and a Gentleman (Charles)

OH Nuts!
06-13-2010, 05:16 PM
Blue Blood, Gray Matter, and Very Well "Read" All Over (aka The Charles Winchester Story)

Who Wears Short Shorts? (Klinger! On a Section 8 Zinger!)

Frank and Margaret Join the AMA (Adulterous Medics Anonymous)

Henry Blake And The Adulterous "Flakes"

Promise Klinger Anything But Give Him Arpege!