View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan? (Part 3)


Frank Gannucci
01-20-2008, 11:17 PM
(The NY Giants won the NFC Conference Championship by beating the GB Packers 23 - 20.)

(Ralph & Ed walk out of the pool hall.)

Ralph: “Wow! What game Norton. Those Giants really showed Green Bay.”

Ed: “Yeah, they showed them who’s boss of the NFC.”

Ralph: “Now, they have one game to play. It is the Super Bowl. Who would have ever thought that they were going to make it this far?”

Ed: “Not me. They had the odds stacked against them from the start and like Giants they squashed them. Fee-fi-fo-thumb.”

Ralph: “Yes. What agreat Super Bowl it would be. The undefeated Pats losing to the Giants. The Pats don’t stand a chance.”

Ed: “Well, too bad the rest of the world won’t care.”

Ralph: “What do you mean?”

Ed: “Ralph, New England is somewhat close by. Because the teams are located within a very close proxomity, the rest of the world won’t care.”

Ralph: “It’s their loss. They will miss a great Super Bowl.”

Ed: “Yeah, the Pats beating the Giants again.”

Ralph: “What?”

Ed: “Ralph, the Pats are a very good team. They beat the Giants the last time during a game that was apparantly simulcasted everywhere.”

Ralph: “You traitor. You are voting for the enemies?”

Ed: “Well, I have a feeling if I don’t pull for the Pats, I will be identified as anti-American.”

Ralph: “You are ready for Bellevue pal. You are pulling for the Giants hands-down like myself.”

Ed: “And like the Giants, you are a GIANT of a man.”

Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Ed runs away while Ralph runs after him.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: “Folks. I would like to thank you all. It’s great performing down here in Miami Beach.”

(The audience cheers.)

Jackie: “Art Carney.”

(Art walks out and shakes Jackie’s hand.)

Jackie: “As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST1 GOOD NIGHT!”

(Audience cheers.)