There was a post like this on the FOL board back in December or January, and I think they got near 100 things. Let's see if we can get 50 by Sunday!

Signs that you are obsessed with "The Division":


1. Instead of watching DISNEY like normal bored teenagers during summer vacation you sit in front of the TV watching LIFETIME hoping to catch a DIVISION promo.

2. You call your teacher Captain or Cap sometimes by mistake.

3. Instead of drawing circles and hearts in your notebook while you're bored in class, you find yourself drawing detective badges and writing fanfics.

4. You accidentally begin calling your friends Kate,Jinny,Magda,C.D., or Angela without even realizing you've made a mistake.

5. On Sunday you continuousy look at your watch and keep a mental countdown in your head of how many hours until the DIVISION airs.

6. Your style of clothes is slowly changing to match that of your favorite DIVISION character.

7. You rename your dog Teddy.

8. Instead of talking about Heath Ledger at the lockers with all the other girls, you try to start conversation about the most recent episode of the DIVISION and the tension forming between Jinny and Teddy.

9. When you see a cop pulling somebody over on the side of the road you start wonering if that scenario would make a good episode of the DIVISION.


...I'm sure I'll think of more, but everyone else adds theirs!

ks

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Jinny: Everyone deserves a second chance don't ya think?

10. When you attempt too run away too LA too handcuff yourself too Nancy and Jay.

11. When you ask your friend Maureen if you can call her Mag.

12. When you ask your family too change your name too Jinny Exstead.

13. When at school you sign your paper "Dana Jinny Exstead" and turn it in without realizing.

14. When your friend says "Nancy McKeon Sux" she class goof has too hold you back from beating her up.

15. And when fridays big party is comeing up your friend says "Dana , you cant come! Youll mis the Division!" and you say "Oh yeah, see you monday!"

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

16. When you think every song you hear relates to a Division character.

17. You spend all your time on the 'net looking at Nancy websites and tryin' to find new pictures of her.

Hehehe.... that's all I can think of right now.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. :D

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Okay you don't even joke about #7. I named my dog "Teddy" before I started watching The Division.

18. You go to a restaurant and see a breakfast burrito on the menu. Even though you don't like half the stuff on it you get it anyway. (I've done this three times)

19. At a voice competition you find the music to the songs that were on the division and sing them. (I've done this one too)

20. You lose a bunch of friends because you talk about the division too much. (I lost my friend from talking about it too much)

Well that's all for now.

21. You start to using your favorite quotes from the show whenever you talk to someone.

22. Everytime you're online you're constantly checking the message and fan-fic boards every minute to see if there are any new posts.

23. Instead of talking bout your crush to your best friend you start talking (or should I say fighting) about weather Jinny and Teddy make a good couple. (i've done this, wait this is sorta like #8)

24. You change your s/n to something that has to do with your favorite character on the show.

25. You have all the episodes on tape and you rush home from school everyday to watch them even though you've seen them a 100 times.

That's all I could Think of!

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

26. When you want to build a time machine to go 4 days into the future to find out what happens to Teddy and Jinny. (I say that's pretty obsessed)

#26. When you post a topic entitled "Signs that you are obsessed with the division"!
#27. When you refer to any of the cast members as "your sis"!
#28. When you yell to your whole family or skool for that matter..."JINNY AND TEDDY....BREAKUP.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
thats all for now!

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

Originally posted by Joanna Marie_1:
#26. When you post a topic entitled "Signs that you are obsessed with the division"!



LOL! I guess that would be a sign http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif


29. When it comes time to eat dinner on Sunday night you make a sandwich about six so you can get to the TV an hour before the show comes on--just to make sure don't miss any.


30. Your family members are always looking at you odd and asking if everything is ok, because everytime you see a 'paticular' commercial you yell and spill your food and drink all over yourself.


31. You hold a debate with yourself and discuss whether or not Jinny and Teddy should be together.


32. You ask your friend who has the initials C.D.R. if you can call her C.D.


33. You miss social engagements in order to rush home and watch "The Division" because you don't trust your VCR to record it.


34. Everytime you read about a crime in the newspaper you wonder how the ladies of the DIVISION would have handled the situation.


I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of now...

35. When you win a crap load of dolls down the shore and name them, Jinny Teddy Joanna Kate Angela Magda and CD. And the FOL charesters and all the people NMK plays but thats bacuas i won like 20 things.

36. When you beg (literally) for your family too let you die your hair the same color as NMK's, and suceed!

37. When u find out somebody is on the division laying a charecter with the same name as u... U dance around your room and yell loud.

38. When you sacrifice( by burning) Things that have too do with NSYNC too the DIvision Gods.

39. When you run 1/2 mile all the time just because you think Nancy McKeon and Lela Rochon could manage too do it without dying.

Thats it 4 now!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 06-06-2001).]

29.Every minute u are thinking of Sunday.

30.U play the commercial of the the DIVISION over and over in ur head

31.Ur friend is talking about something that has nothing to the DIVISION and u relate it to one of ur fav characters in some way.

32.When u hear the word Division u go "what what is it on?!?"

34.In the middle of English class u let out a groan or sigh cause u know Jinny and Teddy will be breaking up.

35.When u see a commercial of the DIVISION u throw what u have in ur hand and scream.

That is all i can think of. Someone else come up with some more.

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Please visit my site @
justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com (http://www.justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com)

This is serious Mrs.Garrett. The tongues are hanging out of my shoes. ~Jo


Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

46. You find out that Jin and Teddy Dearest are breakig up so you g to your room and cry for hours on end.

47. You re-name all you pets after The Division characters.

48. You've decided to declare a national holiday for your favorite character.

49. You make up nick names for your favorite characters... like, Jinny Dearest and Teddy Dearest.

50. You sit in your room and pretend you're "interviewing" one of the charaters... even though they're not really there.

Haha!!!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

51: when u are bored in math and u have to do division u start spazing and like quoting the division the rest of the period

52: once u get home from where ever before u check if ur crush is online, u go to the board!

53: constantly think of how u aer going to meet nancy and be on the division

54: when u where short shorts and a WILD tee shrit to a family get together u are reminded of jinny and cd's convo.

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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

55. Whenever you hear the name Nancy being called you can't help but look around to see if by some miraculous chance it is Nancy McKeon.


56. You start taking karate so you can feel like you have more things in common with Jinny.


57. You find yourself thinking that being a cop would be a good career choice.


Anymore?!?!? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

LOL!!! These are funny!

58. When you walk up to the teacher and say "CD I need some help with these problems with 'The Division'. Can you help me? Do you think Jinny and Teddy are going to break up?" (Trust me I did this one to my math teacher)

59. When for your friends birthday you get her a haircut that loox just like Jinny's.

60. When you beg your mom to let you get a total makeover so you look like CD!

Okay so are there anymore?

Hey! I did 56! and still am!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

61. You actidentally call you boyfriend Teddy without realizing it.

62. You find yourself looking in the men's department looking for shirts like Jinny's.

63. You're watching The Division or something with one of the actresses in it every waking hour.

64. You're trying to think up things to contribute to this list.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

you're in another country where they're not showing "The Division" yet (BOO-HOO!) and you suck in every tiny detail you can get about the show and hope that finally you get tapes from somebody in the US who is lucky enough to watch it...

how's that?

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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

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~Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break my heart!~ K's Choice

~Your silence makes more noise than thunder~ K's Choice

~Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small.~ 13 Days

~Some dance to remember, some dance to forget~ Hotel California

ICQ: 75762178
yim: lt_meg_austin
aim: cat2014

and you tell all your friends about "That cool new show from the States" and make them curious enough, so they don't dare to forget to watch it when it might be on here, too. In a year or so... (BOO-HOO!)

67. After you record each Sunday's episode of "The Division" you watch it daily until when it comes on again Friday night you can recite it word for word.


68. You find yourself analyzing the clips. (which I've been doing for hours now)

P.S. Has anyone watched the clip enough to notice that when Teddy and Jinny are fighting in the parking lot Jinny looks like crud. I mean her shirt is messy and has something on it, and she just doesn't look like Jinny. Also, I wonder if the scene of them makingout happens in the beginning of the episode, or if they're making up in the end...? I CAN'T WAIT!


69. ALL you talk about is The Division!

ks

70.When you dream of being on the show.\
71.When you start to shake and get jumpy when
it starts.
72.You dream about watching the show.
73.When you want to buy a leather jacket like
Jinny,But you know you look better in a jean
type jacket.
74.You watch a dumb movie of an hour hopping
to see the Divison peview,Then press mute for
another half an hour because the movie is
alful then after all that you dont see it so
you go shopping.
75.You try to block off time on sunday to watch it even though you know you can see the
same episode on friday.

Thats all for now.#74 is ture it happened today.

76. when you have an entire notebook filled with CRAP and articles and pics of nancy and the charecters from FOL and THE DIVISION and even though you have read all of them constantly, you read them every time your school forces you to read for 20 minutes.

77. when you tag along to the market just to look at magazines hoping to find an article about NMK and the division

78. when something amamzing or sahll i say "romantic" happens on the division but you cant scream cuz your mom is in the other room watching it too and it isnt "appropriate" to watch (over and over) so you try and hold it in and you nearly pass out..."NO OXYGEN!"

79. when you correct papers in science and you start writing all the names of the charecter and who the are played by and start drwning anime charecters that look like them....and fail to succeed cuz you suck at anime

that's all for now

OMG!!! I actually do every one of these! I guess I'm obsessed! Ko, now it's my turn... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You might be obsessed with 'The Division' if...

80. You blabber on and on for four hours straight on a long car trip about how Jinny and Teddy can't break up cuz they look so adorable together.

81. Your best friend comments about wanting bigger breasts and thinks about getting implants, you start quoting Jinny in the pilot.

82. You want nasty tasting grape juice cuz it comes in a wine looking bottle and says "non-alcoholic" and you whited out the "non" and fill it with apple juice and start acting out Jinny's bar scenes.

83. You write the beginnings on fanfics in your Social Studies book.

84. You throw your orthodontics folder at Jay Harrington's clone in your ortho office and throw a screaming fit it somebody else gets you.

85. You pretend to be somebody on the show (ie, Nancy McKeon or Jay Harrington) and tell how great they are for necking with you and then laughing at a joke.

86. You spend hours upon hours at the piano figuring out the theme song and it's harmony.

87. You wake up in the middle of the night fingering the theme song.

88. You change a movie into a fanfic. Like, "Okay, she'll be Jinny, and he'll be Teddy. And she'll be the dreaded ex."

89. You call your evil choir teacher Evil Captain Kate when she's listening to you.

90. You convince your best friend to get your Social Studies started on World War II so you can write on a fanfic for 45 minutes.

Ko, I'm braindead now... Well, I added 10 to the list. I hope I helped you a lil bit. I'm gonna go loose myself in my work so Sunday'll come faster. Oh, and in two minutes it'll be 3 days til a new ep! (I'm in central time.)

91) you download fonts like "Candy Cane" and "Division X" or "Backlash" (<--- title of Tracey movie)

availabe at: http://www.freepcfonts.com/index.html

92.When you start talking to yourself about the show and how Jinny and Teddy can't brek up so much that your family's ready to put you in some mental institution.

93) You spend every waking minute on this Board posting or starting new fan fics.

94) You tell your best friend how wonderful The Division is but they won't watch it. So you invite them over to your house to spend the night friday. Tie them to a chair tape their mouth shut and force them to watch it. If they don't like it you make them watch every eppie you've taped until they do! (I did this once)

Well that's all I have time for.

God, I swear, I've done all of these.

95. You make up fan fics with you, Nancy, and Jay as the stars.

96. You name your computer Nancy.

97. You dream that Nancy is gonna come to your school/house and take you to LA to be a star of the Division.

98. You signature is full of Division quotes.

99. You bust out laughin' during class when you think of a funny quote on the show and everybody thinks your nutz.

100. You go to lifetimetv.com and look at the episodes that are coming up and get eally emotional, depending on what's going to happen.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

LOL!I have done SO many of these!


101. You take the phone of the hook and lock the door while watching "The Division" so nobody will interrupt you, because if they do you will go crazy...so you're really doing this for their own good.


102. You wake up in the middle of night thinking of the upcoming episode or the previous episode.


103. Tears begin coming to your eyes in the middle of class because you thought about an emotional scene that recently took place.


104. You have a stack of tapes under your bed that consist of every episode. You pull them out daily just to make sure they're all there and nothing has happened to them.


ANYMORE? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

105.U know the name of every ep and what their about by heart.

106.U nick name ur friends: Jinny, Magda, CD, Angela, and Teddy. And call ur coach Cap.

ummmmmm....That is all i can think of... For now anyway.

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Please visit my site @
justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com (http://www.justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com)

This is serious Mrs.Garrett. The tongues are hanging out of my shoes. ~Jo


Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

107. Instead of playing "house" with your little cousins and the kids you babysit, you instead play cops and robbers.


108. You find yourselg becoming a fan of the Golden Girls because they seem to always be on while your waiting to catch you DIVISION promo.


anymore http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

108.You play all of the games that lifetime
has.
109.You read the name and plot of every episode at least twice a week.
110.You check this board and the fan fiction
board ten twenty times a day.
111.You talk about watching it to yourself.
112.You get so mad when you miss an episode even if you've seen sunday.
113.You die laughing when you read this post cuz there are other people who are alittle more obsessed then you are.
114.you tape Nancy's IP and watch it over and
over to see The Divison part.
115.You check ebay five times a day for new stuff and get mad when you see 5 bids were made before yours.




[This message has been edited by InspectorJinnyExstead (edited 06-07-2001).]

116. You agonize after not getting to see The Division for a couple of days.

117. When you watch all the romantic scenes with Jin and Teddy Dearest, you get all teary-eyed because you know they're gonna break up in the next couple of weeks.

118. You get aggrivated when you get, like 100 IM's when your trying to watch the promo for the bazillionth time.

119. You get mad when you think Lifetime has stolen an idea for your next fan fic, or one that your currently writing.

120. You dream about stealing Teddy from Jinny.

Mwahahahaha!


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Dream about stealing Teddy from Jinny??? Okay so I'm not quite that obsessed.

121. You start talking to your friend and asking him/her what they think about CD not telling about Dick.

122. You Freak when someone comes online and starts talking about something other than The Division.

123. You think about going LA and camping out by the studio until they let you get a part.

124. You think about purposely getting expelled so you can move to LA so you can meet the cast.

125. Your boyfriend hates you because you start IMing him about what's happening with Jinny and Teddy. Then you promise him you'll never ever cheet on him and that you'll be together forever (I did this one today)

Well that's all for now.

Anyone else.

Haha!! I am!

126. You goto every store in town, just so you can try to find a leather jacket that similar to Jinny's.

127. You go to eBay and bid on everything that has to do with The Division, no matter how much it costs.

128. Your buddy list only has people that are Nancy and Division fans, all others are blocked.

129. You have a website about The Division... (I've got a Nancy one.)

130. You cry when you miss a promo.

Somebody else's turn! Hehehe!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
16. When you think every song you hear relates to a Division character.

17. You spend all your time on the 'net looking at Nancy websites and tryin' to find new pictures of her.


Hehehe.... that's all I can think of right now.




I do that all the time.
I cant stop talking about it at all! Im like "what do you thinks gonna happen with Jinny and Teddy" lol

-Lisa

LOL! Wanna try 4 500 before Sunday?

131. If you're so bored in band that you walk the track and act like 'The Division' characters in high school.

132. If you stay til 5:00 am with a friend and watch every Jinny/Teddy episode.

133. If you fantise about how Jinny and Teddy are gonna make up.

134. You think your orthodontist is Jay Harrington, because he bears a striking resemblance to him and his first name is Jay. Hey, if you've got enough evidence...

Ko, I'm braindead again. I'm gonna go crazy before Sunday!

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135. You hum The Division theme song without realizing it.

136. You yell at people when they do something you don't like on the show, even though they can't hear you. (I do this, ALOT.)

137. You know the Rosie O'Donnell show is almost over forever, but you don't care because Nancy's already been on it.

138. The people on your demo team are obsessed with Dragon Ball Z, so they start talking about it, and you hve no idea what they're talking about, so you butt in asking how they think Jinny and Teddy Dearest's relationship should end up. (I did that yesterday.)

I can't think of anymore!! I've posted liek 10 different times!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Wait, I got another one!!!

139. You type up the lyrics to your favorite song, and change them around a bit, so it's like a Jinny/Teddy song.

Haha.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny:
LOL! Wanna try 4 500 before Sunday?



I definately see 300 in the near future http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


140. You warn your friends not to call you on Sunday night between the hours of 8ct-9ct, because if they do you might say something to them you'll later regret.


141. When the ladies of the DIVISION are in a jam, you find yourself in a jam with them.


142. Everytime Jinny insults Cap a small smile crosses your face.


143. Everytime you meet someone named Amanda you can't help but wonder if she is anything like Cap Jr.


I have more, but I gotta go now!


ks

144. All you think about in school is "The Division" (did that today and totally missed what my teacher said about Ellis Island)

145. Talk to your friends about Nancy McKeon/Jo/FOL/The Division all the time and thier like "Whos Nancy McKeon"? (happened yesterday! I told her you dont know who nancy mckeon is?!?!)

146. Whenever you hear a division promo you just freeze and stair at the screen and try not to blink so you wont miss a second of it.

Thats all I can think of--You know whats sad? I do every one of them! (exept name my dog Teddy cause I dont have one, but I DID name one of my dolls Jinny hehe)

144. Instead of calling your friends by their names,Jenny and Andrea, you call them Jinny and Angela.

145. When you saw a keychain that says "I got PMS and a gun, did you have to say something?" and you start freaking out! (ok, so the saying is a bit different but that's ok and my friend has this key chain and I did start to freak out.)

146, When EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING reminds you of something that has to do with the ladies of the Division or the Division itself.

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

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Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

ok change my last 144,145 and 146 to 147,148 and 149

OK here's two more.

150.When you create websites dedicated to the Division.

151. Whe you add replies to a post called Signs that you are obsessed with the Division.

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ks:
[B]55.
57. You find yourself thinking that being a cop would be a good career choice.


I want to be a cop, but not becuz of the division....I have wanted to be a cop for like 4 years....when I heard Lifetime was doing a women's cop show I got all excited and then I heard Nancy was in it and almost died!!!!!



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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

152. When you imagine yourself playing a role in the division.

153. When you have your best friend call you up at 9:00 every night to watch the division together, but every time they make a noise you freak out cuz you missed 5 words.

154. when you name your car Jinny and yell at your little brother not to hurt her.

155. when, just to get someone to watch the show with you, you tell your 17yrold stepbrother that there's a hot girl on it and he ends up drooling over jinny all night.

156. when you say "guess what?" to your friends and they say "lemme guess.. it has SOMETHING to do with the division"

157. when you get so mad when your one friend keeps mixing up "the division" with "the district" that you hit her repeatedly.

158. You're writing a funny fan-fic and you start bustin' out laughin' because of something you wrote (ie. Kate picking her nose) (I'm doing that right now. Not picking my nose, but laughing.)

159. You try to eat like Jinny does.

160. You screen name is the same on EVERYTHING. Like mine...

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-07-2001).]

161. When one of your best friends' name is Virginia, but you start calling her Jinny. (I do that to her all the time, and I got one of the teachers on it too... haha http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )

162. When you go to a ball game and repeatedly ask the time so you can keep a mental countdown as to how many days and hours until the DIVISION airs. Then when the lady you keep asking to tell you the time asks why you're so curious to the time you drop your mouth in astonishment because she doesn't know the DIVISION airs in a few days.


163. You tell your parents you're out of juice because you want to go to the grocery store so you can get the new PEOPLE magazine with Lisa Vidal's article. (little do they know that you made your brother drink all the juice!...yes I do this)

ANYMORE?

ks

lol...i got the people mag tonight. its got lisa in it, and josh hartnett....

i thought the lisa article was very good, but it coulda been a lil longer..lol...

peace yall

Originally posted by ks:


143. Everytime you meet someone named Amanda you can't help but wonder if she is anything like Cap Jr.



OMG!! We have three Amandas at school that act exactly like Cpt. Jr.


164. When your lil sis is reading a book called 'Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear' out loud and you say, "What? What about Teddy?" or start to cry in front of your librarian whenever you hear the book about Jenni and Teddy (Don't ask). (I did both of these repeatedly today.)



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[This message has been edited by Teddys_Angel_Jinny (edited 06-08-2001).]

165.When ur doing something normal that has nothing to do with the DIVISION or Nancy(for once) u all of a sudden yell "I thought of another one!" (Meaning another question to ask Nancy during her next chat) And all of ur family just looks at u. (I do this ALL the time)

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

[This message has been edited by nancysbiggestfan (edited 06-08-2001).]

166.When u count down the days and hours to the DIVISION. (As all of us are doing..lol)

167.U record each and every ep of the DIVISION. And watch the same ones over and over.

168.U watch the promo over and over.(As i do)


Today i was reading a book and one of the chapters was 'Jenny'. I just caught a glimpse and thought wait. I just about died. LOL

Oh, and my address has the word DIVISION in it.

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

169. Everytime you see a road sign that has something to do with a DIVISION character's name you ask to drive down the road.


170. You are able to relate EVERYTHING to the DIVISION.


171. You watch Friday night's episode just to see the preview for Sundays! (yes, I plan to do this)


172. You have at least 10 people on your BL that are obsessed with the DIVISION as you are, and that's literally all you talk about.


173. The wallpaper on your computer is of the DIVISION' actresses.


174. You honeslty just can't get it off your mind.

ks

175.All of ur passwords (such as ur e-mail password) has something to do with the DIVISION. (all of mine have something to do with the DIVISION)

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

176.When you read quotes from the Divison like people's signature's on this board and
die laughing cuz you love the episode that it
came from.
177.You reply to this post over and over and
over again.
178.You vist the life time Divison website at
least once a day.
179.Your parents wish there was some Type of
gum you could chew to slowly get your obsession of this show gone.(Like they have
to stop smoking.)
180.you think about watching the clip on tv but cant cuz you keep missing it.
181.You think about writing divison fan fictions but you end up not writing them.

Any more????



[This message has been edited by InspectorJinnyExstead (edited 06-08-2001).]

182. When you tape 6 hours of Lifetime and go through the commercials trying to find the promo. (ks...)

183. When you tell your family to watch Lifetime and tape the promo for you if it comes on while you go take a shower.

Any others? This is fun. Just when I think there are no more, guys come up with some.

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184.When u simply cant stop talking or thinking about the DIVISION.

185.When u watch show u totally HATE on LIFETIME hoping to catch the promo.

186.All of a sudden u start bawling cause Jinny and Teddy are breaking up.

187.When u sit at ur computer trying to think up ways that show that ur obssessed with the DIVISION til u cant think of anymore. (this is me)



I thought of another last night while i was in bed but forgot what it was.



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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

188.When u are dying for someone on ur buddy list to come online so u can talk about the DIVISION.

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

189. You actually do EVERYTHING in this topic (I do..and i'm starting to get scared!)

190. When your dogs name is Taffy, and you start calling her Teddy..even though you don't rename her (don't ask how my dog got the name Taffy)

Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny:
182. When you tape 6 hours of Lifetime and go through the commercials trying to find the promo. (ks...)



Guilty as charged, but proud to report I did indeed get my promo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


191. You find yourself strategizing on how you're gonna get the PEOPLE magazine since they did the grocery shopping without you http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif (have no fear I have a plan!)


192. You keep having to remind yourself today isn't Saturday, because you keep getting excited about the thought the DIVISION is on tomorrow...but it isn't http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif


ANYMORE?


ks

193. When you begin walking a fine line between obsession and insanity!

ks

194.When u want to help this topic get 300 or 500 different things that shows that ur obssessed.

195.U are dying this very second cause u can wait til TD comes on Sunday.

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

IM using AOL: NancysBiggestFan

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

196. When your family threatens to duck tape your mouth shut because you talk about "The Divison" so much!

197. When your friend offers to take you to a movie and pay but you say "sorry that time doesn't work, I have to watch 'The Division'." Later she says "Wednesday at 5:15" and you respond "Uh nope, I'm going to be watching my tapes then, sorry"

198. When you seriously say to your ex-boyfriend "I've got PMS and a gun, any questions." (I did this to Jordan, my ex, today and he's like 'You don't really have a gun, do you?' It was so funny)

Well that's all.

Originally posted by ks:
There was a post like this on the FOL board back in December or January, and I think they got near 100 things. Let's see if we can get 50 by Sunday!

Signs that you are obsessed with "The Division":


1. Instead of watching DISNEY like normal bored teenagers during summer vacation you sit in front of the TV watching LIFETIME hoping to catch a DIVISION promo.

2. You call your teacher Captain or Cap sometimes by mistake.

3. Instead of drawing circles and hearts in your notebook while you're bored in class, you find yourself drawing detective badges and writing fanfics.

4. You accidentally begin calling your friends Kate,Jinny,Magda,C.D., or Angela without even realizing you've made a mistake.

5. On Sunday you continuousy look at your watch and keep a mental countdown in your head of how many hours until the DIVISION airs.

6. Your style of clothes is slowly changing to match that of your favorite DIVISION character.

7. You rename your dog Teddy.

8. Instead of talking about Heath Ledger at the lockers with all the other girls, you try to start conversation about the most recent episode of the DIVISION and the tension forming between Jinny and Teddy.

9. When you see a cop pulling somebody over on the side of the road you start wonering if that scenario would make a good episode of the DIVISION.


...I'm sure I'll think of more, but everyone else adds theirs!

ks




Hay, ks! I DO #1 AND #9!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ks:
[B]56. You start taking karate so you can feel like you have more things in common with Jinny.


(I'm seriously doing the above! Hehehe..I start TuesdayY!..hehe

Originally posted by Max Whittaker:

Hay, ks! I DO #1 AND #9!


Max, I knew there was a slightly obsessed
DIVISION fan in there somewhere!

199.When u finally get the promo on tape u scream 'i finally got it!'(i done this)

200.U talk about it so much to one of ur friends when they call u and u start to talk there like I know what ur going to say it has something to do with the DIVISION.(has happened to me several times)

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§ Tiffany §

Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!!

Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?!
*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~**
Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.
~*~**~**~*~**~***~**~*~*~
Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.

IM using AOL: NancysBiggestFan

Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

201: When your New Jersian/New Yorker accent suddenly dissapeers and you find yourself talking like a californian. (People find that offensive around here, long story)

202: When you buy something REALLY slutty just because you could see a 13 year old Jinny wearing this (like a tube topped one piece mini shorted skin tight stretch denim thing)

203: When you hear Manny Ramirez's name on the TV you turn your head expecting something about the division.

204: When you see the promo you say "Oh GOOD! NOW I KNOW HOW TOO CUT MY HAIR THIS MONTH!" meaning your getting it like NMK's

205: When your shopping your mom says "Do you need a tape for sunday, because im not running out in a storm at 8:45 too the CVS too buy one tomorow" and whne you realize its tomorow you jump up and down and say "Ive been prepared for months! No i dont need one! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:


205: When your shopping your mom says "Do you need a tape for sunday, because im not running out in a storm at 8:45 too the CVS too buy one tomorow" and whne you realize its tomorow you jump up and down and say "Ive been prepared for months! No i dont need one! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"


LOL! Sounds like me and my mom. I've been prepared for months as well!

206. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you find your mind wondering from the conversation to the DIVISION.


207. When on Friday night you start jumping up and down because and episode is coming on. Even though you have this episode on tape and can recite it word for word, you get excited cause it is actually ON TV!


anymore?

ks

WOW! I think it's safe to say that all of us are so completely OBSESSED w/ the Division! ~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ~

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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

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Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "

208. Everytime you watch a movie, you always think that "major role" could have been played by Nancy. (I did that this weekend... hehehe. I watched Pearl Harbor.)

209. In every situation you say W.W.J.D. (What Would Jinny Do?)

210. You've got more than one fan-fic going at a time.

Hehehe!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-09-2001).]

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
208. Everytime you watch a movie, you always think that "major role" could have been played by Nancy. (I did that this weekend... hehehe. I watched Pearl Harbor.)Uh I saw that...I don't think Nancy could play that role. But that's just my opinion. I do almost all of these!!!

~~~Hug-A-Tree~~~ AKA Singer

God, I'm sick of these freakin negative opinions!!! Would it make you happy if I just deleted that part? OK then, I wont.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-09-2001).]

Ignore this....

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-09-2001).]

211. Every minute that passes you scream __hours ____minutes till the Division!! NO WAIT now its ____hours and ____minutes LOL

Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox:
208. Everytime you watch a movie, you always think that "major role" could have been played by Nancy. (I did that this weekend... hehehe. I watched Pearl Harbor.)

I thought the same thing when I saw Faith Hill's music video There you'll Be.(0:




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I love that song! And that music video is awesome too!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

212. When all normal people are outside or going to the mall or doing normal stuff...you are on the bored doing this!!! LOL

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:

203: When you hear Manny Ramirez's name on the TV you turn your head expecting something about the division.

lol u do that tooo i thought i was the only one..haha well its like evry day because i am a sox fan!




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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

Here's mine.. This is fun.

213:When you regret having to die your hair blondish for a show because you want to look more like Jinny.(Now I look like a mix of Jinny CD and a little Magda.)

214: When you seriously consider asking a boy out just because his name is teddy.

215: When you beg your agent for hours to submit your headshot to the casting dir. for The Division.

216: When (Acording to my mom.) You say this in your sleep: "Hello I'm Inspector Exstead.. This is Inspector Remirez, your under arest for the murder of Theodore Blumenthol (Sp?).

217: When your playing flashlight hide and go seek your secrely pretending your a police officer looking for a murderer.

218: When your in the hospital ( I had my tonisals taken out.) and they give you the shot too put you out, and the doctor tells you kept saying " I have to call Nancy.. She needs to kow about this." I had to be talking about NJM because I don't know any other Nancys. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

OK those are mine.
~
Jessica

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~From the musical "Gypsy"

Rose: Herbie he he he! He tried too-

Herbie: Again?

Rose: Herbie, don't your DARE apoligize to him!

Baby June: Honesly Louise!

Baby Louise: Mama, how come I have four fathers?
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He's a horses ass, but he's got a point.~Jinny

Teddy: I don't like this.

Jinny: I know but I like you.

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219.) You get a black cat, name it Jinny, and are begging your parents to let you put streaks in it's fur. (I'm still workin' on the get a black cat part..but I'm planning on doing that)

Originally posted by TraceyNeedhamRocks:
you're in another country where they're not showing "The Division" yet (BOO-HOO!) and you suck in every tiny detail you can get about the show and hope that finally you get tapes from somebody in the US who is lucky enough to watch it...

how's that?



that's what I'm gonna do! I'm leaving for China today!!

I"M SOO SAD!! NO TD!!



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Im Me any time- nancymckeonfan01

Nancy McKeon is my idol!!!!!!!

Please visit my web page;

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JO- You are what you are and that's good enough for me!

JINNY- Everyone gets a chance to be forgiven

NATALIE_ Nothing's wrong with a little HEALTHY IDOL worship!

220.) You almost kill your brother because he taped over Faces in the Crowd.

221. When you try to figure out how to carve "Nancy McKeon" in the church pews with your ring.

222. When you call your mom Nancy without realizing it.

223. You best friends nick names are CD and Magda. (Mine are!)

224. When you write a fan-fic about Jinny getting bit on the ass by a drunk hippie.

225. You dying at this very moment because there's only 4 hours, 24 minutes, and 7 seconds til The Division comes on.

226. You force your family to call you Jinny Exstead until your can get it legally changed.

227. You make your mom buy you a little black dog just so you can name it Jinny.

228. You buy a Black Belt magazine just because Nancy's Grandmaster is in it.

I had some more but I forgot 'em!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

229. When you call your mother a bitch to get yourself grounded so you wouldn't be able to go to a party you were invited to tonight. ( Shew! I'm grounded untill tuesday but atleast I can stay home and watch TD!)

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From the musical "Gypsy"

Rose: Herbie he he he! He tried too-

Herbie: Again?

Rose: Herbie, don't your DARE apoligize to him!

Baby June: Honesly Louise!

Baby Louise: Mama, how come I have four fathers?
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He's a horses ass, but he's got a point.~Jinny

Teddy: I don't like this.

Jinny: I know but I like you.
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I'm not A bitch I'm THE Bitch and that's MISS bitch to you!

IM me at- JJuhrend

230. When you need your "daily dose" of Jinny and Teddy Dearest.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)

231. When You and your sister fight about who gets to tape their sunday night shows in the livingroom and you threaten to change the channel while she's taping so you can get The Division on tape.

232. When you say to your best friend "You know what, I'm really mad at you for having a party sunday night. Now I'm going to miss 'the division' so I don't think I'm coming."

233. When you are asked are you obsessed with anything and you answer no because your too busy thinking about "The Division".

Okay I've got to go.

234. You go around all Sunday with a huge smile on your face cause you know it's coming on today!


235. You make some lady at the grocery store mad cause you stop your cart right in front of hers because you see the PEOPLE magazine. Of course this causes her to ram right into you, but for some reason it makes her mad instead of you even though you're in pain...go figure!


236. You're FREAKING OUT because it's only 2 and a half hours til new episodes of THE DIVISION!

ks

237.When you buy Take Me As I Am By Faith Hill cuse the song Wild Child makes you think
of Jinny.(Sorry Im a huge Faith Hill Fan.And
Divison Fan)

238. You constantly ask a guy friend (who happens to be cute and with the last name Blumenthal, like Teddy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif), "Why did you do this to Jinny? Why, why, why?" and he just stares at you.

239. When you ride your motorcycle around the yard for three hours on a flat tire without even knowing it because you were dreaming out a new Division fanfic where Jinny and Teddy were married and you were their kid and wind up making a circular ditch in the yard... Did that make sense?

240. When you attempt to kill your Division buddy's brother for taping over Faces in the Crowd when you're seperated by over 1,000 miles.

One more hour!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif :::Screams::: Sorry mom!
(I think I just scared her into labor!) :::Gasps::: She can't have her baby now, I'll miss the Division!

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

If you have two legs, run; if you have one leg, hop; if you have no legs, fly.

~*Danielle*~

Originally posted by BlairW_1:


240. When you attempt to kill your Division buddy's brother for taping over Faces in the Crowd when you're seperated by over 1,000 miles.



LOL, you go girl!! (even though I almost killed him, he can have a double dose!!)

241. That when you go out of town for the weekend, you hope your departure plane takes off and gets to the airport precisely on time and isn't delayed, canceled, or anything because you know, even if it lands hours before, it can affect whether you make it on time for the show.
242. When you squeal every minute and have butterflies in your stomach because you're so excited.
243. When you attempt to kill a Division buddy's brother for the third time because he taped over Faces in the Crowd. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hey, I thought of some more! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

244. You've watched The Division so many times that your accent is actually starting to sound like Jinny's.

245. You refuse to drink out of a straw because you want to "drink" like Jinny.

246. You've watched that last ep. so many times, you know exactally how long to fast forward to get to the Jinny/Teddy parts.

Hehe.

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

[Nancy McKeon's biggest fan.]

JIN AND TEDDY ROCK!!!!!!!

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha! :D

Teddy: So, uh... I don't know. What else did you buy?
Jinny: How do you know I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater or... give you something much more organic.
Teddy: Well, you do give good organic.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.

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247.When u act like me.LOL

248.When u watch The Rosie O'Donnell Show cuz Micheal J. Fox is on there and there may be a chance that he metions Nancy McKeon.

249.When you have watched the last ep(or any episode for that matter) til u memorized it word for word. (i have been doing this)

250.Your brother wants you to do something for him, and just your luck it is Sunday somewhere between 9 and 10PMet. And you yell back at him, "please be quiet! The DIVISION is on and i just may have to kill u if if u make me miss it!" (lol)

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Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night?
Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean.
Teddy: Come on, Jinny.
Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress.
Teddy: You did?
Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it.
Teddy: So, uh... I don't know. What else did you buy?
Jinny: How do you know I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater or... give you something much more organic.
Teddy: Well, you do give good organic.

Teddy: What's this dress look like anyway?
Jinny: Oh, yeah, OK. Low cut, skin tight, animal print, ruffle at the bottom. Don't you have lawyering to do?

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, this is my family!!!! Come on, it's your turn. Go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter!


IM me using AOL: NancysBiggestFan
http://a40.g.akamai.net/7/40/2718/db6f0bfad82923/www.lifetimetv.com/shows/division/images/exstead

When you develop the ability to memorize entire Jinny/Teddy scenes when you've y seen the episode once. (I can do this, ask Danielle. As soon as that ep went off, we IM'ed each other and I quoted every Jinny Teddy scene. Well, except for the unquotable one... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif)

252. Your friend goes to the LIFETIME site to look at the episode guide to read about the ones she's missed, but you tell her no need, I can tell ya anything and everything you need to know about the ep http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif


253. You e-mail any and every magazine trying to get them to do a story on The Division.


ANYMORE http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

ks

When ur friends offers to tape ur mouth shut beucase All u r talk'n about is Nancy McKeon and the division!

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Please e-mail me anytime at NancyMcKeonFan2006@hotmail.com
Im Me any time- nancymckeonfan01

Nancy McKeon is my idol!!!!!!!

Please visit my web page;

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JO- You are what you are and that's good enough for me!

JINNY- Everyone gets a chance to be forgiven

NATALIE_ Nothing's wrong with a little HEALTHY IDOL worship!
This is Nancy McKeon

http://www.justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com/i/1/11/111/1115/11158/111581/exstead_image.jpg

Nancy McKeon as Jinny Exstead
http://a40.g.akamai.net/7/40/2718/1f6c76041f5167/www.lifetimetv.com/shows/intimate/images/ip_nancy_mckeon.jpg

255. When you're so in tune to the characters, that you can't watch some parts because you're so embarrased/scared for them.

256. When you're 12 years old, and changing your career plans from living in New York and being a defense attourney to living in LA and being a defense attourney. (I can't be an ADA, cuz that would be stealing Kenzie's future job!

257. When you change from writing Anne fanfics, to FOL fanfics, and finally, Division fanfics, then knowing you've finally found your niche, and you're not going to change. (Boy, there's lots of comma's in there!)

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

If you have two legs, run; if you have one leg, hop; if you have no legs, fly.

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~*Danielle*~

258. When you see the pre-views for next weeks TD episode and you bug your mom you want sun glasses like Jinnys!

259. Everytime you see a gold camaro or a red police 'type' car like Jinny's you stare at it real hard and then explain that is a car like Jinny has. Then, when the people in the car with you make the mistake of asking who Jinny is, you take up the rest of the trip explaining about Jinny and her life...


260. You have promos memorized, so when you get bored you recite them to yourself.


I can't count! I put 300 instead of 260. You may wanta change yours too NancyMcKeonRox, I messed up everyone's counting. I just have trouble getting past 250 sometimes http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


ks


[This message has been edited by ks (edited 06-14-2001).]

301. You flood you best friends e-mail with Division quotes. (I'm doing that now.)

302. (Don't remember if I put this one up or not...) You eat a whole box of altoids because you heard they have alcohol in them because your to young to get your hands on some beer. or whatever.

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Luff,
NmRoX
[But you can just call me Jinny Exstead.]

JIN AND TEDDY ROCK!!!!!!!

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha! :D

Blair: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Jo: Well, your glistening like a pig!

Teddy: So, uh... I don't know. What else did you buy?
Jinny: How do you know I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater or... give you something much more organic.
Teddy: Well, you do give good organic.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.

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303. When u IM your friend whos 1000 miles away and tell her too eat altoids because they ahve some sugar alcohol and Jinny would go for it.

304. You come here everyday too see how many of these things u do.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

WOW, here's one:

305. When you make a list this long!!!

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~*Outtie*~

<3 Adele

306. When you reply more than once to this topic.

lol...u guys..really..the altoids thing is funny...but getting drunk REALLY isn't that cool if you are underage, especially in your younger teen years. seriously, i know teens who have died and been crippled because of drinking and driving, and people who have gotten into some really bad situations because of drinking....what i'm trying to say..well...they're doing this drinking thing about jinny probably to make you not want to drink, not to promote getting pickled. at least just stick to the altoids i guess....

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Yall know who that guy is?

It's Ben's daddy....

http://bluediner.com/images/tande.jpg

Y'all are too funny! BTW, this is sort o checkin my siggy, too.

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~*Danielle*~

Dude, this was posted a while ago. I actually remember starting the post. A lot of these people have disappeared, but a lot are still here. The funny thing is, so many of these things still apply to me and I'm sure others of you.

Sorry, for bring up the old post, just thought it'd be interesting to read.





ks

I remember this post!!

So much of it is still true...except for Angela and Teddy now being gone.:crying:

Here we are 4 days before the start of the new season and we're back to watching commercials...some things never change.

Originally posted by Michele35
I remember this post!!

Me too!!!

not leaving the house on Sunday in case you are in a car wreck and die