Frank Gannucci
01-14-2008, 08:10 PM
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"On Stage":
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electricute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the
car?"
Ed: "I can't get the car started."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(The men are playing poker.)
Ralph: "Why did you raise everybody and then say: 'I'm out.'"
Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I went to Europe once."
Man: "Did you enjoy it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"On Stage":
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electricute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the
car?"
Ed: "I can't get the car started."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(The men are playing poker.)
Ralph: "Why did you raise everybody and then say: 'I'm out.'"
Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I went to Europe once."
Man: "Did you enjoy it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."