View Full Version : Rocker Sues Kurt Cobain,John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix


Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 08:21 PM
Rocker Sid Jenson is suing stars long gone including Kurt Cobain, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix, complaining that they stole his guitar riffs he used to use

"Ive heard their guitar riffs,they sound exactly like mine, I will sue them, then literally take it to the grave with me"


Sid Jenson, a proclaimed egomaniac, is suing a bunch of other rock stars dead and alive including Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, James Hetfield, Elvis, Fall Out Boy, John Bonham,Dave Grohl and many others

"I dont know who this Sid Jenson is, but I will **** him up personally if I see him, I'll kick this ****in' cry baby's ass" said Flea of Red hot Chili Peppers, reportedly


Everyone is seeking Jenson, when asked if he;d like to kick Jenson's ass, Big Bopper, from the grave said "Oh baby that's-a what ah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" says TMZ.com


Also notes from Cobain, Lennon , and Hendrix


"Scuse me, while a punch this guy"


"Punch your lights out, yes its dangerous, when IM done here, youll look heinous"


"I'll show him some mind gaaaaaaames"


(This news article provided by Galaxy Entertainment News Network)

Ireneparalegal
01-04-2008, 08:26 PM
:brent :rofl:

He needs a good porn video and a 12 pack so he can relax. Can you suggest any good porn videos for him to watch? ;)

Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 08:35 PM
:brent :rofl:

He needs a good porn video and a 12 pack so he can relax. Can you suggest any good porn videos for him to watch? ;)
LOL

2 Million Dollars 1 Lawsuit is enough for him ;)

Ireneparalegal
01-04-2008, 08:46 PM
LOL

2 Million Dollars 1 Lawsuit is enough for him ;)
:rofl:


Or Three Men and a Little Lady. ;) :lol:

Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 08:50 PM
:rofl:


Or Three Men and a Little Lady. ;) :lol:
LOL

freshprinceofLA
01-04-2008, 09:59 PM
This reminds of that thread made about that singer wanting to sure michael jackson and tupac.
WOW these people need to be drug tested has this guy been living under a rock for the past 30 some years kurt cobain, jimi hendrix and john lennon has long passed away. Man are these people stupid :mad:

Ireneparalegal
01-04-2008, 10:04 PM
This reminds of that thread made about that singer wanting to sure michael jackson and tupac.
WOW these people need to be drug tested has this guy been living under a rock for the past 30 some years kurt cobain, jimi hendrix and john lennon has long passed away. Man are these people stupid :mad:
It's a joke sweetie. ;)

Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 10:06 PM
It's a joke sweetie. ;)
LOL yeah,but it IS a parody of that thread he mentioned LOL

Ireneparalegal
01-04-2008, 10:08 PM
LOL yeah,but it IS a parody of that thread he mentioned LOL
Yeah, I know. And a good one too. :thumbsup:

Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 10:09 PM
Yeah, I know. And a good one too. :thumbsup:
Thanks!:D

Cactus Jack
01-04-2008, 10:10 PM
Its obviously a jke cause why would Those artists make new lyrics for their songs, and how the hell can the Big Bopper say anything now?

Ireneparalegal
01-04-2008, 11:23 PM
Its obviously a jke cause why would Those artists make new lyrics for their songs, and how the hell can the Big Bopper say anything now?
Well, it did say, "...from the grave" :lol:

88survivor
01-05-2008, 12:23 PM
Have they been snorting grass or something...? These people listed in their argument haved passed away long ago.