View Full Version : Beyonce has absolutely no idea how STUPID she looks in that Directv commercial-lol


TVFactFan
12-09-2007, 03:02 PM
The Directv commercial with her dancing wanting-"TOO UPGRADE, UPGRADE". Anyone else seen this silly sh*T?-lol

Brieannas21
12-09-2007, 07:47 PM
I haven't seen it, but since I really don't like her, everything that she does looks silly. So I'll take your word for it.

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 07:54 PM
actually, "Upgrade U" is one of her songs.

What's to dislike about her? she's arguably the only true "diva" to come out over the past ten years. Britney lacks the voice, Alicia Keys lacks the presence, Christina frankly takes too long of breaks between albums, etc...

Brieannas21
12-09-2007, 08:01 PM
actually, "Upgrade U" is one of her songs.

What's to dislike about her? she's arguably the only true "diva" to come out over the past ten years. Britney lacks the voice, Alicia Keys lacks the presence, Christina frankly takes too long of breaks between albums, etc...

The girl can't sing, Alicia and Christina can out sing Beyonce any day

Janice
12-09-2007, 08:10 PM
You're not alone, Solomon.

http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=9594

TVFactFan
12-09-2007, 08:18 PM
You're not alone, Solomon.

http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=9594


Like someone said-"It's something OFF about that commercial

LOL

theshark8777
12-09-2007, 08:43 PM
It's definitely annoying, but shes still hot.

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 08:54 PM
The girl can't sing, Alicia and Christina can out sing Beyonce any day
OMG I adore Alicia. She is graceful, she is beautiful, she has a voice, she has the knack to know how to give her audience what they want, she can play instruments and write songs, etc.

And, she doesn't go out with wanna be thugs like Jay Z. :rolleyes:

catlover79
12-09-2007, 08:57 PM
:rofl:

coffield3
12-09-2007, 09:47 PM
The girl can't sing, Alicia and Christina can out sing Beyonce any day

:clap Alicia is an amazing artist and very beautiful, as if she lacks stage presence i prefer her performances than someone swinging themselfs around on stage.

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 09:56 PM
:clap Alicia is an amazing artist and very beautiful, as if she lacks stage presence i prefer her performances than someone swinging themselfs around on stage.
This thread has turned into the I LOVE ALICIA KEYS THREAD. :thumbsup:
:cheers:

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 09:59 PM
The girl can't sing, Alicia and Christina can out sing Beyonce any day
when I saw Dreamgirls, the audience stood up and cheered after "Listen". Beyonce is a good singer, she just doesn't overdo it these days, even tho a few years back she annoyingly oversang.

Alicia may have a better singing voice but Beyonce is far more of a fun performer and entertainer. She is also trying to appeal to more than just the r&b audience, she's doing the pop thing, the dance thing, even flirting with country, etc... Beyonce is the only female singer who has come out in the past decade or so that I think truly has what it takes to be a "diva" in the vein of Diana Ross (she essentially played Diana in Dreamgirls), Cher, Barbra Streisand, etc...

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 10:12 PM
When I see an entertainer like Alicia Keys who doesn't need all these dancers parading around her or surrounding her, so I can merely focus on her singing and playing the piano, that to me is being a performer and a great one. Cher was all abt costumes and singing. She needed no one else, the stage was hers. Same thing with Barbara, it's all abt her on stage. I can't stand when singers feel the need to have so many dancers and people on stage, that is just distracting. Maybe for a concert and for a few songs, but not all around you for every single performance you do. Beyonce is talented, no doubt abt that, but I put Alicia up on a higher level as an overall entertainer.

As a matter of fact, I avoided watching Dreamgirls because of Beyonce. I hate having things shoved in your face everywhere you turn.

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 10:17 PM
When I see an entertainer like Alicia Keys who doesn't need all these dancers parading around her or surrounding her, so I can merely focus on her singing and playing the piano, that to me is being a performer and a great one. Cher was all abt costumes and singing. She needed no one else, the stage was hers. Same thing with Barbara, it's all abt her on stage. I can't stand when singers feel the need to have so many dancers and people on stage, that is just distracting. Maybe for a concert and for a few songs, but not all around you for every single performance you do. Beyonce is talented, no doubt abt that, but I put Alicia up on a higher level as an overall entertainer.

As a matter of fact, I avoided watching Dreamgirls because of Beyonce. I hate having things shoved in your face everywhere you turn.

well, you might love Dreamgirls if only for the moment where Effie (Jennifer Hudson) says "Deena's (Beyonce) nowhere as good of a singer as I am" and Deena agrees with her :lol:

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 10:18 PM
well, you might love Dreamgirls if only for the moment where Effie (Jennifer Husdon) says "Deena's (Beyonce) nowhere as good of a singer as I am" and Deena agrees with her :lol:
Well then, let me go rent the movie...how much do I need to fast forward for that scene? :lol:

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Well then, let me go rent the movie...how much do I need to fast forward for that scene? :lol:
lol, about 45-60 mins into the movie. Actually, I will admit it was Dreamgirls where I walked out of the theater and came to terms with "you know, I really like Beyonce" :lol:. It was Hudson's movie first and foremost and I thought she totally deserved her Oscar

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 10:40 PM
lol, about 45-60 mins into the movie. Actually, I will admit it was Dreamgirls where I walked out of the theater and came to terms with "you know, I really like Beyonce" :lol:. It was Hudson's movie first and foremost and I thought she totally deserved her Oscar
So, I take it you didn't like Beyonce before Dreamgirls?

dawsongirl
12-09-2007, 10:48 PM
God I hate this commercial!! It's so....gold. And the song sucks.

Plus they play it over and over and over again.

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 10:49 PM
So, I take it you didn't like Beyonce before Dreamgirls?
I liked some of her songs but I didn't really consider myself a fan. Also, around the same time of Dreamgirls, she put the "B. Day" album out, and that's a CD I can play from start to finish without skipping (her first solo album was godawful outside of Crazy In Love), so it was all timing.

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 10:53 PM
I loved her in Destiny's Child. I also loved Naughty Girl and Crazy In Love. But then it became overkill with her face splashed everywhere, videos everywhere, it is insane. It's either Britney or Beyonce that becomes so damn nauseating.

Dutabi84
12-09-2007, 11:06 PM
They play the **** out of this commercial. I change the channel as soon as I see the easily recognizable ugly all-brown color scheme.

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 11:08 PM
so funny, I have yet to see this commercial, is it on YouTube? I've seen the "B. Phone" commercials where she's hocking her new cell phone, but not one where she's singing Upgrade U

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 11:11 PM
nevermind, I found it on YouTube, kinda cute to see her break out of song, but I can see it getting really tired 20 times a day

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Jubz1Ini-o

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 11:12 PM
Thanx for that. I haven't seen the commercial. Add that to another annoying commercial. SOLOMON, I AGREE.

I don't watch commercials. I change the channel immediately when the remote is in my hand. :lol: I only love Geico commercials. Oh and that new Burger King commercial where the ladies are trying to run down that ugly king is hilarious. :lol:

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 11:15 PM
for Yonka commercials, this one is a blast from the past :lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdLj-ISTN64

dawsongirl
12-09-2007, 11:27 PM
They play the **** out of this commercial. I change the channel as soon as I see the easily recognizable ugly all-brown color scheme.
It's gold, not brown. :nonono:

Dutabi84
12-09-2007, 11:29 PM
It's gold, not brown. :nonono:

I'll give you brownish gold.

dawsongirl
12-09-2007, 11:30 PM
I'll give you brownish gold.
No thank you. It is gold. Goldish-gold.

Dean Winchester
12-09-2007, 11:36 PM
as a huge fan of the Alien series, especially Aliens (which this one pays homage to), I much prefer Sigourney Weaver's DirectTV ad

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1ba3dcvjIXg

Ireneparalegal
12-09-2007, 11:38 PM
as a huge fan of the Alien series, especially Aliens (which this one pays homage to), I much prefer Sigourney Weaver's DirectTV ad

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1ba3dcvjIXg
Ah yes. I give props to that commercial. That was good. ;)

Brieannas21
12-09-2007, 11:47 PM
when I saw Dreamgirls, the audience stood up and cheered after "Listen". Beyonce is a good singer, she just doesn't overdo it these days, even tho a few years back she annoyingly oversang.

Alicia may have a better singing voice but Beyonce is far more of a fun performer and entertainer. She is also trying to appeal to more than just the r&b audience, she's doing the pop thing, the dance thing, even flirting with country, etc... Beyonce is the only female singer who has come out in the past decade or so that I think truly has what it takes to be a "diva" in the vein of Diana Ross (she essentially played Diana in Dreamgirls), Cher, Barbra Streisand, etc...


I have seen the movie and I've heard her sing the song, and I don't like it at all. To me the she sounds horrible, maybe I just have a hearing problem :lol:

freshprinceofLA
12-11-2007, 04:02 PM
This commercial is so overplayed everytime I try to watch football
and we will be back after the break dallas 20 green bay 7
.... LEMME UPGRADE YA omg!
its getting really annoying!

TVFactFan
12-11-2007, 07:20 PM
This commercial is so overplayed everytime I try to watch football
and we will be back after the break dallas 20 green bay 7
.... LEMME UPGRADE YA omg!
its getting really annoying!


If I DIRECTV I would say-"I'm not upgrading sH*T-lol

isiahthomas
02-09-2008, 01:18 PM
Here we go once again with Solomon hating on attractive women because your ass can't get a attractive woman because they don't want your fat ass. There's nothing wrong with that Beyonce commercial. You just mad because you can't get with her. Beyonce is all that and Jay-Z is lucky to be her man. I love Beyonce and i always have. I wish she was my woman. She is so damn fine and her body is sexy.

GARFIELDKOOL
02-09-2008, 01:45 PM
Here we go once again with Solomon hating on attractive women because your ass can't get a attractive woman because they don't want your fat ass. There's nothing wrong with that Beyonce commercial. You just mad because you can't get with her. Beyonce is all that and Jay-Z is lucky to be her man. I love Beyonce and i always have. I wish she was my woman. She is so damn fine and her body is sexy.

You bugged out, Isisah! :lol:

isiahthomas
02-09-2008, 02:03 PM
Solomon has always hated on cute women because they don't want his ass and he knows he can't get a cute woman. Ugly fat women are the only ones he can get. I've read topics on here before from women hating on Jennifer Lopez. GarfieldKool you notice how ugly and fat women hate on cute women because they wish men were interested in them like they are interested in cute women? I don't see why Jennifer Lopez gets so much hate from women because she's very talented at acting and singing. They're just mad because Jennifer always gets attention from a lot of men and they wanna be in her shoes. I've never hated on Jennifer because i love her. She's always been a cutiepie to me. Beyonce gets a lot of hate from women too because women who don't like her are just mad because most men want Beyonce and the women who be hating on her can't get any attention from men LOL.

KJH278
02-09-2008, 04:16 PM
I haven't seen it, but since I really don't like her, everything that she does looks silly. So I'll take your word for it.

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