Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_dollar_bill;_ylt=AswVUSydnxNNir2oUDMqpnftiBIF)

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.



The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

:rolleyes: :rofl: What a moron!! We haven't had Boneheads in a long time. Thanks for bringing it back, Charles. :cool:

He had to be on crack. :lol: Who in their right mind could possibly think they could get away with that?

I always love the description FAKE million dollar bill. Like there are any REAL ones floating around - and I wish I had a few!! :cool: :D ;) :dollar:

*catlover79 humming "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays*

:lol: How dumb can you be? everyone knows that there's no such thing as a one million dollar bill! Well almost everyone.:crazy:

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_dollar_bill;_ylt=AswVUSydnxNNir2oUDMqpnftiBIF)

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.



The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

I think that Janice Johnson and this guy would get along great!:lol: :crazy:

Whose face was on it?? JACK BENNY?! :lol:

Whose face was on it?? JACK BENNY?! :lol:
Bill Gates maybe :lol:I dont think a 31 year old would know of a comedian from the 40s

It had K-Fed's pic on it.

It had K-Fed's pic on it.
OUCH. :rofl:

People have to do this kind of stuff just to get the attention from it. Nobody can be THAT dumb. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :crazy:

People have to do this kind of stuff just to get the attention from it. Nobody can be THAT dumb. :lol:
Yes, people CAN be that dumb! :crazy: Sad but true.

It had K-Fed's pic on it.
LOL