View Full Version : Indian man marries a bitch... literally
Dean Winchester 11-14-2007, 06:17 PM http://dlisted.com/files/dogmarriage1.jpg
Dog Secks
An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree.
After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!
An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie.
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Ireneparalegal 11-14-2007, 07:26 PM Hey, J-Lo is married already...
*ClassicPinUp* 11-14-2007, 07:43 PM Gotta love the dogs "you're all fu^*ing nuts" look.
Ireneparalegal 11-14-2007, 07:44 PM He should be hung by his you-know-what for killing two dogs...BASTARD!!!!
Buffyboy323 11-14-2007, 09:16 PM Oh...Dear god...
coffield3 11-14-2007, 09:19 PM Hey, J-Lo is married already...
:lol: :lol:
Mikado 11-14-2007, 09:29 PM Oh...Dear god...
You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards :lol:
Mikado 11-14-2007, 09:30 PM Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL! :rolleyes:
( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)
Buffyboy323 11-14-2007, 09:59 PM You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards :lol:
Haha! :lol:
Buffyboy323 11-14-2007, 09:59 PM Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL! :rolleyes:
( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)
:rofl:
Dean Winchester 11-14-2007, 10:08 PM I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd
Cactus Jack 11-14-2007, 10:17 PM I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd
I know :( DAM
Janice Johnson 11-14-2007, 10:53 PM Oh. My. god. This is a joke, right. *Laughs uneasily.*
Mikado 11-14-2007, 10:58 PM I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd
Who needs talk show hosts when you got SO posters? ;)
catlover79 11-14-2007, 11:25 PM I hope they're not planning on having kids!! :eek:
Ireneparalegal 11-14-2007, 11:27 PM "Doggie style..."
OH Nuts! 11-14-2007, 11:29 PM The bad luck serves him right. Hope she gives him mange!
freshprinceofLA 11-15-2007, 03:27 AM Did they sign a prenuptual agreement?
Mikado 11-15-2007, 03:29 AM :rofl:
80s_Fan 11-15-2007, 07:33 AM I read this story the other day, and found it to be very strange. I've heard of really weird rituals and customs but, this one is very odd.
Ireneparalegal 11-16-2007, 02:24 PM I wonder who wears the pants in this family.
Holly 11-16-2007, 02:43 PM http://dlisted.com/files/dogmarriage1.jpg
Dog Secks
An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree.
After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!
An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie.
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that really gross.. i never heard of such a thing. who would really wanna marry a (DOG)? OMG HE NEEDS HELP seriously!. i'm totally shocked.:eek: I am just glad I am not in that Country. lol:lol:
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