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11-23-2001, 07:14 PM
THE FACTS
SEASON 22
EPISODE 5
"Halloween"
NOTE: THIS IS A 'HARRY POTTER' PARODY
Blair: Mrs. Garrett! This book is so good! It is about a boy named Harry Potter who finds out that he is a wizard.
Jo: A wizard, huh? Ha!
Edna: Jo! Hmmm...I like this a lot! Blair, where did you buy this?
Blair: I don't remember what is it was called. Something like a bock stir.
Edna: Oh, a book store! I'll be back!
[AT STORE]
***Edna walks in an RA is reading the book in the store***
RA: "Dursley, you prune!" Hagrid yelled as he stormed into the house.
Edna: I WANT THAT BOOK! GIVE ME IT!
RA: Ma'am, please do not yell.
Edna: Give me! (Edna dives and grabs the book and reads) And then Tootie said "There's gonna be trou-ble".
**A FEW HOURS LATER***
EdnaVO: And Tootie walked into Eastland school of witchcraft and wizardry with her two friends that she had met, Blair Weasly and Natalie Granger....
Tootie: Blair, look at that (pointing at mirror)
Blair: AUGH! I look hoooooooooorible! Someone rip that out! OMIGOD A GRAY! Gray hair dissapearos! (Blair points want and all her hair dissappears)
Natalie (trying to keep back a laugh): B-b-Blair, uhh, your hair, erm, uh...
Tootie: YOUR HAIR DISSAPPEARED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blair: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (and runs to her dorm)
[BACK TO MRS. G. in store)
Edna: And they live hapily ever bald--after. That book was awful! Oh, my cell's ringing! (picks it up) JO! JO! YOUR HAVING A BABY! OKAY, I'll BE THERE IN A SEC!
**Seconds later**
Edna: Joo! push Push PUsh PUSh PUSH!
Jo: HOW COME I AM HAVING A BABY WHEN I AM NOT EVEN PREGNANT??
Edna: Jo, this is a Halloween episode, anything can happen!
(Blair runs in, bald)
Blair: I AM BALD!
(Tootie runs in doing cartwheels in midair)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Edna: GIRLS!
(Natalie runs in, engulfed in flames)
Natalie: YIPEE! THIS IS SOOOO FUN!
(Bev Ann walks in, with a knife in her back and her face deformed)
Bev Ann: I AM DYING!
Nat, Tootie, Blair, Edna, and Jo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEV YOUR SO FUNNY!
Bev Ann: I am seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious!
Natalie: WOW! Where do you get your material!
Bev Ann: (a bullet hits her head) AHHHHHHHH!
(El Debarge walks in)
El: HEY SEXY LINGERIE!
Nat: Want us to jam with you!
Jo: I am not going to be known as sexy lingerie.
Edna: Jo, c'mon! I loved your CD's you made in '96!
Jo: Yeah, but Andy was our manager, then he married that ____ Pee pee.
Edna: Jo, that's not nice!
(the whole cast of Seinfeld walks in)
Kramer: HEY!
Jerry: Mrs. G! Nat! Blair! Jo! Tootie! El Decrap!
Elaine: What the ____?!
George: Wait! Weren't we just at Jerry's apartment?
Tootie: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!
(Everyone on set falls down, stunned)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeee!
(Suddenly Andy and Pippa come on set making out)
Tootie: Hey! Can I join in!
Andy: Definately! I remember when us three use to make out in '91!
(All three make out as Mr. Drummond and Arnold walk on)
Mr. Drummond: COVER YOUR EYES ARNOLD!
Arnold: Ooo, ooo can I join in!
Tootie: Sure!
Mr. Drummond: Hey, you were Arnold's girlfriend weren't you.
Tootie: Yeah. Aren't you that guy that could never possibly date anyone?
Mr. Drummond: Yes, can I join?
Tootie: Sure!
(Gun Shots)
Tootie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT IS DESTINY'S CHILD!
DC: HELLO TOOTIE! YOU ROBBED US! GIVE US THE MONEY!
Tootie: NO! (rips out a machine gun and kills them) There!
(Jo wakes up)
Jo: I THINK I AM GONNA THROW UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
(She throws up on the camera)
THE END
SEASON 22
EPISODE 5
"Halloween"
NOTE: THIS IS A 'HARRY POTTER' PARODY
Blair: Mrs. Garrett! This book is so good! It is about a boy named Harry Potter who finds out that he is a wizard.
Jo: A wizard, huh? Ha!
Edna: Jo! Hmmm...I like this a lot! Blair, where did you buy this?
Blair: I don't remember what is it was called. Something like a bock stir.
Edna: Oh, a book store! I'll be back!
[AT STORE]
***Edna walks in an RA is reading the book in the store***
RA: "Dursley, you prune!" Hagrid yelled as he stormed into the house.
Edna: I WANT THAT BOOK! GIVE ME IT!
RA: Ma'am, please do not yell.
Edna: Give me! (Edna dives and grabs the book and reads) And then Tootie said "There's gonna be trou-ble".
**A FEW HOURS LATER***
EdnaVO: And Tootie walked into Eastland school of witchcraft and wizardry with her two friends that she had met, Blair Weasly and Natalie Granger....
Tootie: Blair, look at that (pointing at mirror)
Blair: AUGH! I look hoooooooooorible! Someone rip that out! OMIGOD A GRAY! Gray hair dissapearos! (Blair points want and all her hair dissappears)
Natalie (trying to keep back a laugh): B-b-Blair, uhh, your hair, erm, uh...
Tootie: YOUR HAIR DISSAPPEARED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blair: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (and runs to her dorm)
[BACK TO MRS. G. in store)
Edna: And they live hapily ever bald--after. That book was awful! Oh, my cell's ringing! (picks it up) JO! JO! YOUR HAVING A BABY! OKAY, I'll BE THERE IN A SEC!
**Seconds later**
Edna: Joo! push Push PUsh PUSh PUSH!
Jo: HOW COME I AM HAVING A BABY WHEN I AM NOT EVEN PREGNANT??
Edna: Jo, this is a Halloween episode, anything can happen!
(Blair runs in, bald)
Blair: I AM BALD!
(Tootie runs in doing cartwheels in midair)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Edna: GIRLS!
(Natalie runs in, engulfed in flames)
Natalie: YIPEE! THIS IS SOOOO FUN!
(Bev Ann walks in, with a knife in her back and her face deformed)
Bev Ann: I AM DYING!
Nat, Tootie, Blair, Edna, and Jo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEV YOUR SO FUNNY!
Bev Ann: I am seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious!
Natalie: WOW! Where do you get your material!
Bev Ann: (a bullet hits her head) AHHHHHHHH!
(El Debarge walks in)
El: HEY SEXY LINGERIE!
Nat: Want us to jam with you!
Jo: I am not going to be known as sexy lingerie.
Edna: Jo, c'mon! I loved your CD's you made in '96!
Jo: Yeah, but Andy was our manager, then he married that ____ Pee pee.
Edna: Jo, that's not nice!
(the whole cast of Seinfeld walks in)
Kramer: HEY!
Jerry: Mrs. G! Nat! Blair! Jo! Tootie! El Decrap!
Elaine: What the ____?!
George: Wait! Weren't we just at Jerry's apartment?
Tootie: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!
(Everyone on set falls down, stunned)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeee!
(Suddenly Andy and Pippa come on set making out)
Tootie: Hey! Can I join in!
Andy: Definately! I remember when us three use to make out in '91!
(All three make out as Mr. Drummond and Arnold walk on)
Mr. Drummond: COVER YOUR EYES ARNOLD!
Arnold: Ooo, ooo can I join in!
Tootie: Sure!
Mr. Drummond: Hey, you were Arnold's girlfriend weren't you.
Tootie: Yeah. Aren't you that guy that could never possibly date anyone?
Mr. Drummond: Yes, can I join?
Tootie: Sure!
(Gun Shots)
Tootie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT IS DESTINY'S CHILD!
DC: HELLO TOOTIE! YOU ROBBED US! GIVE US THE MONEY!
Tootie: NO! (rips out a machine gun and kills them) There!
(Jo wakes up)
Jo: I THINK I AM GONNA THROW UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
(She throws up on the camera)
THE END