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Sitcomwriter
10-11-2001, 07:20 PM
"The Sperm Bank"
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(The Coffeehouse)
Blair:Hey everybody.Guess what I just did
Jo:What?
Blair:I went to a sperm bank
Jo:When did you get sperm?
Blair:No Jo I'm gonna have an artificial insamination
Bailey:Blair are you crazy?
Blair:No I'm not.I just want someone to live with
Tootie:Why don't you just sleep with jeff again?
Blair:That was one night of passion
Tootie:Well I'm dating another guy why don't you just sleep with him?
Jo:So Blair are you sure you want to do this?
Blair:Yeah I'm sure
Rick:So Blair did you pick a doner yet?
Blair:No not yet
Pippa:Hey guys guess what my adoring husband just did?
Jo:What?
Andy:I donated sperm to a sperm bank
THE END

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
10-11-2001, 10:33 PM
That was good, but kinda short.Like, I said very good, but short.

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