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fullhousefan91619
10-24-2007, 09:33 PM
Judy said that you thought was funny? I mean, I know she's not a signifigant character, but would you think it was funny if say, Laura or Eddie said it? I have a few:

(From Two-Income Family)
Judy: Laura what's seven times nine?
Laura: Sixty-three.
Judy: Thanks!
(long pause)
Judy: Laura what's eight times nine?
Laura: Seventy-two.
(long pause)
Judy: Laura what's....
Laura: EIGHTY-ONE!!!

(From Short Story)
Judy: (While the family's complaing about how Rachel's book made them look stupid) What about me? You said I whine! (Whineing) I DON'T WHINE!

(From Rachel's First Date)
Eddie: (Guessing Alan's card, trying to distract him, while Rachel's getting ready for their date) Is it the Two of Clubs?
Judy: It's the eight of diamonds!
Alan: THAT'S IT!

(From Straight A's)
Eddie: (After Carl said a big word) What does that mean?
Judy: LOOK IT UP!

(From Body Damage)
Trying to distract Carl from seeing his damaged car)
Laura: Dad wait! My tonsils hurt.
Judy: Mine too!
Carl: Judy, you got your tonsils out four years ago.
Judy: Oh, I mean my feet.

(From The Quilt)
Laura: JUDY, YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU HAVE TO WAVE THE CARS TO OUR HOUSE! HOW ELSE ARE THEY GONNA KNOW WHERE THE TAG SALE IS?
Judy: Look, I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky!
Laura: BUT...
Judy: DON'T MESS WITH ME!

(From Man's Best Friend, Not really what Judy said, but it's about her)
Carl: Edward get down here!
Eddie: Coming dad! (Pause) NO! DON'T DRINK OUTTA THE TOILET!
Carl: (Doesn't know they're hiding a dog from him) What was that about?
Harriet: Uhhhh.... It's Judy! I don't know what's gotten into her lately. I think I'm braiding her hair too tight!

(From Sitting Pretty)
Laura: (About her baby sitting service) I guess we can have them drop all of their kids here. I know it's just you and me Judy, but it's only gonna be 20 or 30 kids!
Judy: WE? I'm outta here!

Eddie: I'm still hot, right mom? (Harriet stares at him) Judy?
Judy: Eddie, GET A LIFE!

Furienna
10-25-2007, 05:44 PM
Poor Jody... If they only had given her half a chance. :(

fullhousefan91619
10-30-2007, 05:47 PM
ANYBODY?! I'll add more:
(From The Candidate)
Judy: (Practicing Math) 5x2 is 10. 5x3 is 15. 5x4 is 20.
Laura: Can you do that silently?
Judy: (Starts doing problems in her head) NO!

(From Torn Between Two Lovers)
Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list.
Judy: (writing) Z-U-K
Harriet: Nope.
Judy: Z-O-O-K
Harriet: Uh uh.
Judy: Let's get corn instead.

(From Dog Day Halloween)
Harriet: Did you kids have fun trick-or-treatinng?
Judy:Yeah, we got a lot of candy. Hey....how come my bag is practically empty, and yours is almost full?
Richie: Maybe because I'm cuter than you.

(From Fast Eddie Winslow)
Harriet: How's the book?
Judy: Boring. Look how big and thick it is!
Harriet: (reading) Swiss Family Robinson!
Judy: Who wants to read about cheese?

(From Ice Station Winslow)
Laura: Isn't Little Richie cute?!
Judy: NO!

(From Taking Credit)
Rachel: Oh boy I can't wait to try the cake you kids made! (Takes a bite and has a disgusted look on her face?)
Judy: Well...?
Rachel: It's good. And it clears the sinaces.
Judy: Horseraddish!

Furienna
10-30-2007, 07:59 PM
Good work! I just don't remember her lines. Except one from 4th season, when Harriet is on strike, and little Richie is serving ice cream for dinner.
- Thank God. I was getting sick of candy bars.

fullhousefan91619
10-31-2007, 03:27 PM
Good work! I just don't remember her lines. Except one from 4th season, when Harriet is on strike, and little Richie is serving ice cream for dinner.
- Thank God. I was getting sick of candy bars.
Yeah she had a decent role in that one too. Il liked at the begining when Harriet comes in and says:
Judy, didn't I tell you to do the laundry?
Judy: Yeah.
Harriet:Well...?
Judy: Oh, you meant today?

Furienna
10-31-2007, 04:03 PM
Tell you what... Next time I watch an episode with the poor thing, I'm going to write down some lines from her, and then I will share them with you here.

LecyGoransonfan
11-01-2007, 02:54 PM
judy really did get good one liners in the show, thats how i always saw her as...a character with a couple one liners in an episode and thats it. i watching an episode yesterday and judy didnt even speak during the whole thing. i liked the one when laura, harriette, and rachel were all in the kitchen talking about rachel's date or something like that and judy tries to listen in and everyone stares at her and harriette tells her to beat it, i thought that was funny.

fullhousefan91619
11-01-2007, 04:28 PM
Tell you what... Next time I watch an episode with the poor thing, I'm going to write down some lines from her, and then I will share them with you here.
I don't entirely memorize her lines. Sometimes I go to TV.com to jog my memory. Here's another line, again Judy doesn't really say it, but it's about Judy.

(Mother Winslow and Judy walk into the kitchen)
Mother Winslow: Carl, Judy just got her report card. Now, she did her best so don't get too mad.
Carl: (Reads the report card) THESE GRADES ARE AWFUL!!!
Mother Winslow: Oh, I'm sorry Carl! This is one of your old report cards! Here's Judy's.
Carl: (Reads the report card) Oh, B's and C's not bad!

Furienna
11-01-2007, 04:57 PM
Good one!

No, really, the next time I watch this show, I'll write her lines down.

fullhousefan91619
11-02-2007, 04:02 PM
Good one!

No, really, the next time I watch this show, I'll write her lines down.
Don't worry! I believe you!:)

Furienna
11-02-2007, 04:36 PM
Good! :D

Now I just have to remember to do it.

Lorimar Television
01-01-2008, 05:09 PM
Good! :D

Now I just have to remember to do it.
Did you remember?! :)

Furienna
01-01-2008, 09:33 PM
Actually, no, I forgot. However, I haven't watched many episodes with Judy lately either.

Guy Bramsworth
01-08-2008, 12:17 AM
I saw one recently I think is her last line actually, before she goes up stairs never to return

Judy: Going to shoot porn bye.

hughpuppies
02-10-2008, 11:10 PM
Only a few lines I remember of hers.

When they got a pet dog and they asked the kids to walk the dog and Judy said I can't walk the dog it walks me(or something to that effect.)

Then the last time she was on they send her to her room and she says why do I always get sent to my room?

Then she was out side having to hold up a sign for a grage sale they were having and she come back and and they said how are people supposed to find us and Judy says I am wet. and cold and tired and I quit.(or something close to that.)

Furienna
02-11-2008, 03:55 AM
When you mentioned her getting sent to her room, you reminded me of one. I think when Rachel wants to talk about Steve, and this wasn't Steve Urkel, but the much older other Steve, the one who worked on the bank, Judy was sent to her room. And then she said "I never get to hear the good stuff!"

Jessica
02-11-2008, 04:00 AM
Aw, yeah. That was the 2nd season. poor rachel.

Lorimar Television
02-11-2008, 06:05 PM
Or poor Judy! That line BTW hughpuppies was "I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky! Don't mess with me!"

Jessica
02-11-2008, 06:43 PM
Thats what I meant. I was thinking something else when I typed it.

Lorimar Television
02-14-2008, 06:59 PM
Oh, OK! Anybody else like a line Judy said? I also thought it was funny when Carl walks in, and Judy's sitting sad on the couch;
Carl: What's wrong Judy?
Judy: Well you know mom's red dress with all the sparkles? I wore it and got a stain on it, so I tried to clean it, and ruined it! (She takes a bag a turns it upside-down, and a bunch of sparkles fall out) lol

Furienna
02-14-2008, 07:28 PM
That was one of the last things she did. :(

It was also Myra's first episode though.

Lorimar Television
02-14-2008, 10:02 PM
Yeah it was Judy's second to last episode.

Furienna
02-15-2008, 04:02 PM
Poor thing... :(

Jessica
02-15-2008, 06:27 PM
Aww, yes. It would be coo to kep her in the show.

Furienna
02-15-2008, 07:41 PM
It would have been so interesting to see her as a teenager!

They really blew it on that one.

Jessica
02-16-2008, 09:55 AM
Yeah...

hughpuppies
02-17-2008, 03:47 AM
Or poor Judy! That line BTW hughpuppies was "I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky! Don't mess with me!"

That's it, thanks. I knew someone would remember it.

I never was one to remember excate words when someone says something.

Lorimar Television
07-07-2008, 12:29 AM
So Furienna, did you ever come up with any lines?

Furienna
07-07-2008, 12:35 AM
Oh man! I always have to be reminded of doing that! Next time I watch the early episodes, I have to sit in front of the TV with a pencil and a paper, so I finally can keep my promise!

Furienna
07-10-2008, 11:57 AM
I just saw a scene from one of the earliest seasons. I actually think it was the episode, where Steve and Laura are married in a school project. Anyway, it was a scene, where the whole family sit at the dinner table to eat. And I think Eddy and Laura are bickering, and Judy says "Now, children, let's behave". The way she said it, it was kind of funny.

Lorimar Television
07-10-2008, 04:43 PM
Yeah, that is funny. You can see it here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qOWgwGajsNg&feature=user

It's actually, "Now children, no fighting at the table"! but you were close!

Furienna
07-10-2008, 11:07 PM
Okay, the line actually was "Now, children, no fighting at the table!" But nevertheless, you found the scene I was thinking about. Thank you!

Lorimar Television
07-11-2008, 11:49 AM
Yup, no problem!

Furienna
07-11-2008, 11:55 AM
When I find another one, I'll let you know.

Lorimar Television
07-11-2008, 01:44 PM
Great!

Lorimar Television
10-06-2008, 03:05 PM
Hey I found somthing that features a bunch of Judy lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzd3US4JH4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRaMN3fmVA&feature=related

Furienna
10-06-2008, 04:59 PM
That's great! :D

GCW
10-11-2008, 08:11 PM
Rachel - I haven't colored in years, I forgot how good I was. Notice my use of contrast and shadowing to create the illusion of depth.

Judy - Too bad you didn't stay in the lines. :lol:

janet42
01-19-2009, 08:18 PM
I remember a scene when Carl was putting a new bathroom for his mother and Judy said: "Yea we get to go to a hotel again!"

Furienna
01-19-2009, 09:25 PM
Yesterday, I watched an episode, where Judy is doing her Maths homework.

Judy: 2 x 5 is 10, 3 x 5 is 15, 4 x 5 is 20...
Laura: Can you do that silently?
Judy (after having thought about it for a second): No...

Lorimar Television
01-20-2009, 05:21 PM
With nick at nite showing the first season, I get to see alot of scenes with Judy that I have never seene before.

In Two Income Family:
Rachel (About stuffing envelopes): Well we finished the first batch and we are really rolling now!
Carl: Whose "we"?
Rachel: Well I made the girls assistant and casement interlay specialists.
Carl: They're what?
Laura: Envelope stuffers.
Judy: It's fun, except for the gross taste it leaves in your mouth.
Laura: You're suppose to use a sponge!
Judy: I did, but it still didn't get all that glue off my tongue!
Rachel: Come on girls, we have to get down to Correspondence Delivery Headquarters.
Judy: That means post office.

In Short Story:
(Laura and Judy come into the house and Laura has a bunch of mail)
Judy: I'm really getting sick of this! I want some of that mail and I want it now!
Laura: OK, here! Take this! (hands her some mail)
Judy (Looks through it): This is junkmail!
Laura: Hey, you're new in this proffesion! You've gotta start at the bottom!
Judy: I was born at the bottom!

In Rachel's First Date when Laura and Judy sang Proud Mary.

In The Big Reunion:
(Walking inside)
Laura (To Judy): You want the rest of my cupcake?
Judy: No, three's my limit!

In The Big Fix:
Mother Winslow: Judys teacher said that she made the best covered wagon in the whole class!
Rachel: Really? What did she think of my log cabin?
Judy: She loved it! I set it on fire, and called it an Indian Attack.